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Bertram Gilfoyle Descriptive Personality Statistics

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Bertram Gilfoyle is a character from Silicon Valley.

This page summarizes crowd sourced ratings of their personality collected from users of the Statistical "Which Character" Personality Quiz. This website has recruited more than 3 million volunteers to rate characters on descriptive adjectives and other properties, which can be aggregated to create profiles that users can be matched to as part of a personality test. For more information about how the ratings were collected and how they are used, see the documentation.

Aggregated ratings for 400 descriptions

The table shows the average rating the character received for each descriptive item on a 1 to 100 scale and what that character's rank for the description is among all 1,750 characters in the database. It also shows the standard deviation of the ratings and how many different individuals submitted a rating for that description.

ItemAverage ratingRankRating standard deviationNumber of raters
never cries (not often crying)97.423.815
high IQ (not low IQ)95.3476.7215
technophile (not luddite)95.2211.4185
high-tech (not low-tech)95.11312.0219
f***-the-police (not tattle-tale)95.02512.237
goth (not flower child)94.865.39
conspiracist (not sheeple)93.9211.9163
suspicious (not trusting)93.51612.9211
competent (not incompetent)93.27611.7221
indie (not pop)93.138.017
sarcastic (not genuine)93.01114.9225
opinionated (not jealous)93.017.719
frank (not sugarcoated)92.9359.014
punk rock (not preppy)92.8249.634
gamer (not non-gamer)92.777.111
rebellious (not obedient)92.66914.1227
cold (not warm)92.32311.3201
arcane (not mainstream)92.1113.0194
nihilist (not existentialist)92.0114.364
pessimistic (not optimistic)91.8413.1207
freelance (not corporate)91.83315.729
direct (not roundabout)91.73216.1199
resourceful (not helpless)91.78714.076
pro (not noob)91.710918.847
anarchist (not statist)91.5517.237
insulting (not complimentary)91.41916.389
judgemental (not accepting)91.46414.4151
individualist (not communal)91.41517.090
scruffy (not manicured)91.22214.2233
knowledgeable (not ignorant)91.28811.431
arrogant (not humble)91.09913.6218
unorthodox (not traditional)90.93114.0102
competitive (not cooperative)90.812313.6208
genius (not dunce)90.86511.0223
monotone (not expressive)90.6615.616
night owl (not morning lark)90.62310.6176
backdoor (not official)90.6915.7208
intellectual (not physical)90.47515.2193
independent (not codependent)90.44418.1241
logical (not emotional)90.31316.9221
outlaw (not sheriff)90.25914.7203
quarrelsome (not warm)90.17615.0205
armoured (not vulnerable)90.01914.6222
intense (not lighthearted)89.910720.321
deviant (not average)89.82712.8159
distant (not touchy-feely)89.82614.614
master (not apprentice)89.712713.397
cocky (not timid)89.713418.613
edgy (not politically correct)89.43117.1193
mischievous (not well behaved)89.214614.4197
bookish (not sporty)89.115816.8209
contrarian (not yes-man)89.01424.810
cynical (not gullible)89.05820.416
vengeful (not forgiving)88.711816.8185
child free (not pronatalist)88.61320.2201
rock (not rap)88.43814.214
stoic (not expressive)88.31520.7216
demonic (not angelic)88.36314.4187
mathematical (not literary)88.11716.2221
😈 (not 😇)88.19414.745
private (not gregarious)88.14818.3216
gloomy (not sunny)88.14721.930
dominant (not submissive)88.021716.0212
self-assured (not self-conscious)87.93120.2202
nerd (not jock)87.818218.2217
bitter (not sweet)87.87816.3222
decisive (not hesitant)87.711015.8212
radical (not centrist)87.61513.916
stubborn (not accommodating)87.519421.915
trolling (not triggered)87.4517.226
muddy (not washed)87.3159.811
weird (not normal)87.29014.4210
work-first (not family-first)87.211517.3232
kinky (not vanilla)87.06514.9200
rude (not respectful)86.97016.4210
skeptical (not spiritual)86.87823.7226
winter (not summer)86.84421.816
guarded (not open)86.619121.5199
forward-thinking (not stuck-in-the-past)86.62122.714
feisty (not gracious)86.510615.2244
scientific (not artistic)86.49917.9193
reserved (not chatty)86.29317.5215
perceptive (not unobservant)86.132217.934
👽 (not 🤡)86.01819.741
unemotional (not emotional)86.01613.811
reclusive (not social)85.96616.449
confident (not insecure)85.817421.3195
🦇 (not 🐿)85.65221.355
psychopath (not empath)85.611211.426
wooden (not plastic)85.63012.618
opinionated (not neutral)85.636331.716
extreme (not moderate)85.521318.1188
🧠 (not 💪)85.423918.137
fearmongering (not reassuring)85.48124.712
alert (not oblivious)85.316423.827
sorrowful (not cheery)85.26514.9193
hard (not soft)85.213015.387
prideful (not envious)85.13515.143
rational (not whimsical)85.07920.0223
jaded (not innocent)85.017721.511
secretive (not open-book)84.919721.131
introvert (not extrovert)84.85420.2191
sturdy (not flimsy)84.717118.123
haunted (not blissful)84.714520.525
analysis (not common sense)84.75523.212
realist (not idealist)84.53724.887
queen (not princess)84.518522.120
paranoid (not naive)84.54016.323
specialist (not generalist)84.32319.3103
stingy (not generous)84.310017.319
resolute (not wavering)84.211223.237
badass (not weakass)84.145616.329
demanding (not unchallenging)84.134320.717
heathen (not devout)83.83326.5196
narcissistic (not low self esteem)83.519920.930
💀 (not 🎃)83.58626.927
hard (not soft)83.416918.7207
🤺 (not 🏌)83.224720.842
vintage (not trendy)83.019420.127
bossy (not meek)82.840219.5203
utilitarian (not decorative)82.86221.479
creative (not conventional)82.316919.3205
emancipated (not enslaved)82.311821.1212
resistant (not resigned)82.310223.3220
worldly (not innocent)82.229218.7193
persistent (not quitter)82.292522.328
hunter (not gatherer)82.222925.326
leisurely (not hurried)82.14320.0234
bold (not shy)82.170120.3217
chortling (not giggling)81.85520.232
alpha (not beta)81.639720.9211
masculine (not feminine)81.545816.7207
atheist (not theist)81.511632.688
mad (not glad)81.217220.538
entitled (not grateful)81.224820.616
freak (not normie)81.216123.115
salacious (not wholesome)80.815823.231
industrial (not domestic)80.64520.488
believable (not poorly-written)80.532218.339
calm (not anxious)80.37323.7202
blacksmith (not tailor)80.38123.521
enlightened (not lost)80.27418.334
fire (not water)80.033330.121
slovenly (not stylish)79.87622.6199
lewd (not tasteful)79.77621.6204
unpatriotic (not patriotic)79.61725.131
🥴 (not 🥳)79.39121.247
street-smart (not sheltered)79.337822.9198
ironic (not profound)79.23528.720
hoarder (not unprepared)79.17717.8185
no-nonsense (not dramatic)79.012327.795
proletariat (not bourgeoisie)78.911124.9179
hipster (not basic)78.88322.2181
sage (not whippersnapper)78.76121.024
OCD (not ADHD)78.621023.212
monochrome (not multicolored)78.612225.768
serious (not playful)78.541124.3201
miserable (not joyful)78.423620.337
scandalous (not proper)78.429123.7185
bored (not interested)78.21720.128
coordinated (not clumsy)78.153021.9192
thick-skinned (not sensitive)78.113025.7278
stoic (not hypochondriac)78.114732.715
🎨 (not 🏀)77.948221.129
remote (not involved)77.91524.7199
introspective (not not introspective)77.820125.032
deliberate (not spontaneous)77.839527.0212
rugged (not refined)77.421519.9181
libertarian (not socialist)77.35131.2191
important (not irrelevant)77.379717.340
rough (not smooth)77.217223.5212
selfish (not altruistic)77.229823.9227
legit (not scrub)77.247826.037
rhythmic (not stuttering)77.142821.029
wise (not foolish)77.029918.3193
exhibitionist (not bashful)76.923428.625
reasoned (not instinctual)76.89326.4195
avant-garde (not classical)76.89425.975
poisonous (not nurturing)76.726622.296
methodical (not astonishing)76.621227.2194
dry (not moist)76.611427.225
still (not twitchy)76.510023.516
receiving (not giving)76.523220.522
unfixable (not fixable)76.413525.730
🐐 (not 🦒)76.410123.340
debased (not pure)76.326827.0191
assertive (not passive)76.359724.4189
🙅‍♂️ (not 🙋‍♂️)76.313530.851
frugal (not lavish)76.117121.7209
quirky (not predictable)76.119330.719
rigid (not flexible)76.125025.4201
pretentious (not unassuming)76.131526.932
minimalist (not pack rat)76.011228.621
suspicious (not awkward)75.638927.9211
cunning (not honorable)75.526925.4239
Russian (not French)75.48825.732
soulless (not soulful)75.316126.679
self-disciplined (not disorganized)75.276328.4210
tall (not short)75.235720.5197
quiet (not loud)74.826923.3230
wild (not tame)74.754924.7230
complicated (not simple)74.654028.2178
high standards (not desperate)74.540831.221
cruel (not kind)74.421019.4206
angry (not good-humored)74.420724.5193
outsider (not insider)74.319832.3153
straight (not queer)74.270924.593
genocidal (not not genocidal)74.216723.415
mysterious (not unambiguous)74.127729.7214
efficient (not overprepared)74.124429.134
builder (not explorer)74.014227.0252
factual (not poetic)74.031330.030
concise (not long-winded)74.013227.125
precise (not vague)73.548829.7182
realistic (not fantastical)73.537630.117
picky (not always down)73.228925.425
fighter (not lover)73.030725.625
slow-talking (not fast-talking)72.911131.729
liberal (not conservative)72.843531.835
🛌 (not 🧗)72.715424.443
masochistic (not pain-avoidant)72.615131.635
spicy (not mild)72.556726.5203
zany (not regular)72.442425.326
mighty (not puny)72.368123.6191
extraordinary (not mundane)72.364825.6199
sad (not happy)72.142521.5198
down2earth (not head@clouds)72.038930.9190
money-focused (not love-focused)71.726619.511
apathetic (not curious)71.65328.0209
interesting (not tiresome)71.470125.8203
fast (not slow)71.272227.4186
🤐 (not 😜)71.039132.833
Swedish (not Italian)71.020326.324
cat person (not dog person)71.033631.522
deep (not shallow)70.953324.863
earth (not air)70.940129.322
impatient (not patient)70.761728.992
gendered (not androgynous)70.6116825.978
🐒 (not 🐩)70.426730.344
objective (not subjective)70.411131.678
ferocious (not pacifist)70.264228.3197
hedonist (not monastic)70.227531.437
🧙 (not 👨‍🚀)70.231833.754
bad boy (not white knight)70.138128.626
practical (not imaginative)70.158831.0229
confidential (not gossiping)70.179829.9240
chosen one (not everyman)70.137830.816
stinky (not fresh)69.818719.933
🙃 (not 🥰)69.432332.651
dispassionate (not romantic)69.417535.234
barbaric (not civilized)69.123924.6222
🚴 (not 🏋️‍♂️)69.182224.236
creepy (not disarming)68.918826.085
spelunker (not claustrophobic)68.640528.225
businesslike (not chivalrous)68.643626.219
geriatric (not vibrant)68.312720.927
lustful (not chaste)68.153627.5196
funny (not humorless)67.962228.9225
boy/girl-next-door (not celebrity)67.775427.813
animalistic (not human)67.616727.7211
treasure (not trash)67.4119228.750
pensive (not serene)67.476830.419
machiavellian (not transparent)67.244635.126
depressed (not bright)67.135829.2196
🤣 (not 😊)67.129526.343
chic (not cheesy)67.140327.613
📈 (not 📉)66.863132.858
proactive (not reactive)66.714438.716
vain (not demure)66.553730.1181
natural-talent (not hard-work)66.420730.016
💔 (not 💝)66.437527.939
awkward (not charming)66.231127.7214
chaotic (not orderly)66.059032.7192
🥾 (not 👟)66.047432.244
subdued (not exuberant)65.628831.432
chill (not offended)65.533131.222
cannibal (not vegan)65.450534.925
biased (not impartial)65.282831.6201
works hard (not plays hard)65.192424.2207
thrifty (not extravagant)65.150133.216
western (not eastern)64.967734.437
interrupting (not attentive)64.850933.318
epic (not deep)64.838829.623
urban (not rural)64.596127.327
literal (not metaphorical)64.465232.2180
factual (not exaggerating)64.458633.528
one-faced (not two-faced)64.396537.516
slothful (not active)64.211326.9215
consistent (not variable)64.267832.324
experimental (not reliable)64.248931.431
realistic (not ambitious)64.031630.521
egalitarian (not racist)63.9143227.427
macho (not metrosexual)63.938126.229
🥶 (not 🥵)63.934333.226
linear (not circular)63.834033.830
deranged (not reasonable)63.647331.933
empirical (not theoretical)63.538334.1210
open to new experinces (not uncreative)63.5109730.2210
close-minded (not open-minded)63.439231.2249
drop out (not valedictorian)63.441933.234
messy (not neat)63.247630.3166
crazy (not sane)63.263528.642
Greek (not Roman)63.215533.922
tight (not loose)63.293333.725
strict (not lenient)63.172030.8192
autistic (not neurotypical)63.012429.7195
perverted (not clean)62.639533.118
scheduled (not spontaneous)62.583930.7151
driven (not unambitious)62.5158028.8234
fortunate (not unlucky)62.445424.0194
🐮 (not 🐷)62.455929.043
penny-pincher (not overspender)62.367522.927
🤖 (not 👻)62.248533.934
prudish (not flirtatious)61.849128.716
crafty (not scholarly)61.685629.9208
😏 (not 😬)61.673934.957
authoritarian (not democratic)61.555236.1188
sleepy (not frenzied)61.57024.626
comedic (not dramatic)61.534932.827
diligent (not lazy)61.1157628.1201
purple (not orange)61.153732.1149
provincial (not cosmopolitan)61.048930.6167
city-slicker (not country-bumpkin)60.8110131.835
👩‍🔬 (not 👩‍🎤)60.765329.548
political (not nonpolitical)60.677338.3168
serious (not bold)60.355433.7189
tardy (not on-time)60.344837.312
punchable (not loveable)60.147629.637
doer (not thinker)60.198031.813
side character (not main character)60.177135.67
loyal (not traitorous)60.0141630.7198
folksy (not presidential)60.060629.821
privileged (not oppressed)59.9108026.616
studious (not goof-off)59.8115829.732
👨‍🔧 (not 👨‍⚕️)59.872133.450
aloof (not obsessed)59.717135.7189
'left-brained' (not 'right-brained')59.518937.7157
🤔 (not 🤫)59.580437.359
brave (not careful)58.8105830.2179
modern (not historical)58.886731.6141
🧢 (not 🎩)58.674934.340
unpolished (not eloquent)58.554831.9240
uninspiring (not charismatic)58.021731.1216
disreputable (not prestigious)58.045630.5193
blue-collar (not ivory-tower)57.981731.3181
charming (not trusting)57.980222.7194
moody (not stable)57.7112335.3212
traumatized (not flourishing)57.6111529.733
cautious (not impulsive)57.378131.5203
villainous (not heroic)57.240125.9199
concrete (not abstract)57.196732.328
unfaithful (not devoted)57.122239.614
first-mate (not captain)57.082934.6221
permanent (not transient)56.887431.690
indulgent (not sober)56.488333.5193
🐘 (not 🐀)56.474233.962
cool (not dorky)56.296132.632
sexual (not asexual)56.1121829.622
sexist (not feminist)55.949236.529
thin (not thick)55.7105228.9152
German (not English)55.613934.519
workaholic (not slacker)55.5145025.773
🤠 (not 🤑)55.3111532.939
pointed (not random)55.3139134.719
antagonist (not protagonist)55.240522.417
off-key (not musical)54.893732.925
relaxed (not tense)54.734734.1201
cultured (not rustic)54.7112937.515
unmotivated (not motivated)54.413436.813
juvenile (not mature)54.079527.489
melee (not ranged)54.056333.924
playful (not shy)53.8135027.9203
inspiring (not cringeworthy)53.8111028.982
🐴 (not 🦄)53.6104638.551
repulsive (not attractive)53.539925.9170
formal (not intimate)53.587029.041
good-cook (not bad-cook)53.582630.322
tautology (not oxymoron)53.445228.414
sensible (not ludicrous)53.3113132.8196
modest (not flamboyant)53.1102633.0207
😭 (not 😀)53.189230.351
focused on the present (not focused on the future)53.095331.1198
healthy (not sickly)52.9144225.4194
compersive (not jealous)52.891732.5180
overachiever (not underachiever)52.8155434.118
philosophical (not real)52.750537.0147
😎 (not 🧐)52.7100835.350
Coke (not Pepsi)52.693440.311
equitable (not hypocritical)52.4103231.195
🌟 (not 💩)52.4149635.645
adventurous (not stick-in-the-mud)52.1118232.9205
rich (not poor)52.0115323.8190
cryptic (not straightforward)51.945637.6212
tactful (not indiscreet)51.6130739.036
beautiful (not ugly)51.4161327.787
🧕 (not 💃)51.363132.841
lowbrow (not highbrow)51.263131.9226
repetitive (not varied)51.2122831.4103
go-getter (not slugabed)51.2174621.720
self-destructive (not self-improving)51.2106231.726
old (not young)50.973320.7191

The lowest rating for any description in the table is 50.0 despite a 1 to 100 scale being used. This is because descriptions that had values lower than the midpoint were reversed. For example, a score of 1/100 for "hot (not cold)" is equivalent to a score of 100/100 for "cold (not hot)". This was done so that all the traits that are most distinctive for a character are at the top of the table.

Similar characters

The similarity between two characters can be calculated by taking the correlation between the lists of their traits. This produces a value from +1 to -1. With +1 implying that every trait one character is high on the other one is high on too, to an equal degree. And, -1 implying that if a character is high on specific trait, the other one is low on it. The 10 most and least similar characters to Bertram Gilfoyle based on their crowd-sourced profiles are listed below with the correlation in parenthesis.

Most similar Least similar
  1. Leslie Winkle (0.808)
  2. Dr. Gregory House (0.788)
  3. Rick Sanchez (0.766)
  4. Mr. Robot (0.756)
  5. Vicious (0.746)
  6. Rosa Diaz (0.739)
  7. Kaz Brekker (0.738)
  8. April Ludgate (0.736)
  9. Man in Black (0.734)
  10. Alastor Moody (0.73)
  1. Glenn Sturgis (-0.674)
  2. Charles Bingley (-0.655)
  3. Kelly Erin Hannon (-0.635)
  4. Flounder (-0.629)
  5. Leopold 'Butters' Stotch (-0.623)
  6. Snow White (-0.6)
  7. Darryl Whitefeather (-0.597)
  8. Emmet Brickowski (-0.594)
  9. Rex (-0.593)
  10. Rita Bennett (-0.583)

Personality types

Users who took the quiz were asked to self-identify their Myers-Briggs and Enneagram types. We can look at the average match scores of these different groups of users with Bertram Gilfoyle to see what personality types people who describe themselves in ways similar to the way Bertram Gilfoyle is described identify as.

Myers-Briggs Self-type Average match score with character Number of users
INTJ60.6%8827
ENTJ58.3%2286
ENTP58.1%5934
INTP58.0%11992
ISTP58.0%1950
ISTJ56.7%1475
ESTP56.2%765
ESTJ55.5%547
INFJ47.6%12519
ISFP46.6%1998
INFP46.1%23344
ENFJ45.8%3842
ESFP45.3%1202
ENFP45.2%10817
ESFJ43.6%592
ISFJ43.5%1602

Notes

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