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Most never cries or often crying characters

As part of the Statistical "Which Character" Personality Quiz, this website has had volunteers rate 2,125 characters on a 100 point scale from "never cries" to "often crying". This page lists the 25 characters whose average ratings were the farthest to either side. Because the scale is bipolar, it is reversable. For example, a rating of 1/100 for "never cries" is the same as 100/100 for "often crying". See the documentation for more information about how these ratings were collected.

Most never cries characters

RankAverage ratingNumber of ratersName
197.813Logan Roy (Succession)
297.311Tuvok (Star Trek: Voyager)
396.136Red Forman (That 70's Show)
496.025James Bond (Tommorrow Never Dies)
595.110William Rawls (The Wire)
695.068Dr. Hannibal Lecter (The Silence of the Lambs)
794.656Bertram Gilfoyle (Silicon Valley)
894.543Alastor (Hazbin Hotel)
994.456T-800 (Terminator 2: Judgement Day)
1094.113William Adama (Battlestar Galactica)
1193.872Firelord Ozai (Avatar: The Last Airbender)
1293.716Teal'c (Stargate SG-1)
1393.718Avon Barksdale (The Wire)
1493.518Data (Star Trek: The Next Generation)
1593.520Geralt of Rivia (The Witcher)
1693.2121Rosa Diaz (Brooklyn Nine-Nine)
1793.253Ron Swanson (Parks and Recreation)
1892.822Mike Ehrmantraut (Breaking Bad)
1992.434Leroy Jethro Gibbs (NCIS)
2092.327Sandor Clegane (Game of Thrones)
2192.338Tywin Lannister (Game of Thrones)
2292.117Malcolm Merlyn (Arrow)
2391.930Dr. Hannibal Lecter (Hannibal)
2491.851Stormfront (The Boys)
2591.77Chrisjen Avasarala (The Expanse)

Most often crying characters

RankAverage ratingNumber of ratersName
196.159Moaning Myrtle (Harry Potter)
295.217Shinji Ikari (Neon Genesis Evangelion)
395.125Sailor Moon (Sailor Moon)
493.722Darryl Whitefeather (Crazy Ex-Girlfriend)
593.135Alan Harper (Two and Half Men)
692.834Craig Pelton (Community)
792.527Tobias Funke (Arrested Development)
892.029Lorna Morello (Orange is the New Black)
991.636Martha Scott (Baby Reindeer)
1091.441Stuart Bloom (The Big Bang Theory)
1191.231Buster Bluth (Arrested Development)
1291.159Rebecca Bunch (Crazy Ex-Girlfriend)
1391.179Jess Day (New Girl)
1491.0128Charles Boyle (Brooklyn Nine-Nine)
1590.886The Cowardly Lion (The Wizard of Oz)
1690.822Emma Pillsbury (Glee)
1790.729Charlotte York (Sex and the City)
1890.537Kif Kroker (Futurama)
1990.4116Elena Gilbert (The Vampire Diaries)
2089.854Milhouse Van Houten (The Simpsons)
2189.585Cameron Tucker (Modern Family)
2288.929Susan Mayer (Desperate Housewives)
2388.929Kelly Kapoor (The Office)
2488.818Gary Walsh (Veep)
2588.636Howard Morris (Only Murders in the Building)

Similar features

The survey has 525 different descriptive scales that the characters can be rated on. This list is the 10 other scales that that have the highest correlation with never cries<--->often crying when aggregated at the character level.

  1. armoured (not vulnerable) (r=0.84)
  2. thick-skinned (not sensitive) (r=0.84)
  3. unemotional (not emotional) (r=0.77)
  4. unstirring (not quivering) (r=0.75)
  5. hard (not soft) (r=0.73)
  6. cynical (not gullible) (r=0.73)
  7. hard (not soft) (r=0.73)
  8. firm (not shaky) (r=0.72)
  9. decisive (not hesitant) (r=0.72)
  10. stoic (not hypochondriac) (r=0.71)

Notes

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