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Most tattle-tale or f***-the-police characters

As part of the Statistical "Which Character" Personality Quiz, this website has had volunteers rate 2,125 characters on a 100 point scale from "tattle-tale" to "f***-the-police". This page lists the 25 characters whose average ratings were the farthest to either side. Because the scale is bipolar, it is reversable. For example, a rating of 1/100 for "tattle-tale" is the same as 100/100 for "f***-the-police". See the documentation for more information about how these ratings were collected.

Most tattle-tale characters

RankAverage ratingNumber of ratersName
193.434Carlton Lassiter (Psych)
292.268Petunia Dursley (Harry Potter)
391.069Nurse Mildred Ratched (One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest)
490.949Alan Harper (Two and Half Men)
590.951Ned Flanders (The Simpsons)
690.7101Rachel Berry (Glee)
790.557Sheldon Cooper (The Big Bang Theory)
890.511Liberty Van Zandt (Degrassi: The Next Generation)
990.413James Taggart (Atlas Shrugged)
1090.360Angela Martin (The Office)
1190.232Frank Burns (M*A*S*H)
1290.222Cynthia Fuller (Ginny & Georgia)
1390.128Cyril Figgis (Archer)
1489.7150Amy Santiago (Brooklyn Nine-Nine)
1589.678Kenneth Parcell (30 Rock)
1689.155Prince Humperdinck (The Princess Bride)
1788.8152Ross Geller (Friends)
1887.732Sheriff of Nottingham (Robin Hood)
1987.629Annie Edison (Community)
2087.467Dwight Schrute (The Office)
2187.39Matt Braden (After Life)
2287.348Waylon Smithers (The Simpsons)
2386.736Prince John (Robin Hood)
2486.733Ashley Wilkes (Gone With the Wind)
2586.651Milhouse Van Houten (The Simpsons)

Most f***-the-police characters

RankAverage ratingNumber of ratersName
198.961Steven Hyde (That 70's Show)
298.160Mazikeen (Lucifer)
397.315Natalie (Yellowjackets)
497.233Maeve Millay (Westworld)
596.9294Rick Sanchez (Rick and Morty)
696.987Malcolm Reynolds (Firefly + Serenity)
796.836Ilana Wexler (Broad City)
896.718Georgia Miller (Ginny & Georgia)
996.521Kara 'Starbuck' Thrace (Battlestar Galactica)
1096.524Freddy Krueger (A Nightmare on Elm Street)
1196.378Villanelle (Killing Eve)
1296.351Melissa Schemmenti (Abbott Elementary)
1396.245Angel Dust (Hazbin Hotel)
1496.242Billy Butcher (The Boys)
1596.062Wyldstyle (The Lego Movie)
1695.827Sandor Clegane (Game of Thrones)
1795.7109JJ (Outer Banks)
1895.6145Han Solo (Star Wars)
1995.532Kaz Brekker (Shadow and Bone)
2095.323Sun Bak (Sense8)
2195.358Thomas Shelby (Peaky Blinders)
2295.2147John Bender (The Breakfast Club)
2395.294Randle Patrick McMurphy (One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest)
2495.127Kang Sae-byeok (Squid Game)
2595.037Bertram Gilfoyle (Silicon Valley)

Similar features

The survey has 525 different descriptive scales that the characters can be rated on. This list is the 10 other scales that that have the highest correlation with tattle-tale<--->f***-the-police when aggregated at the character level.

  1. statist (not anarchist) (r=0.76)
  2. obedient (not rebellious) (r=0.76)
  3. sheriff (not outlaw) (r=0.75)
  4. preppy (not punk rock) (r=0.72)
  5. conformist (not maverick) (r=0.72)
  6. sheltered (not street-smart) (r=0.69)
  7. tame (not wild) (r=0.68)
  8. stick-in-the-mud (not adventurous) (r=0.68)
  9. centrist (not radical) (r=0.68)
  10. corporate (not freelance) (r=0.68)

Notes

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