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Bree Van de Kamp Descriptive Personality Statistics

Bree Van de Kamp is a character from Desperate Housewives.

This page summarizes crowd sourced ratings of their personality collected from users of the Statistical "Which Character" Personality Quiz. This website has recruited more than 3 million volunteers to rate characters on descriptive adjectives and other properties, which can be aggregated to create profiles that users can be matched to as part of a personality test. For more information about how the ratings were collected and how they are used, see the documentation.

Aggregated ratings for 400 descriptions

The table shows the average rating the character received for each descriptive item on a 1 to 100 scale and what that character's rank for the description is among all 1,750 characters in the database. It also shows the standard deviation of the ratings and how many different individuals submitted a rating for that description.

ItemAverage ratingRankRating standard deviationNumber of raters
good-cook (not bad-cook)97.615.814
scheduled (not spontaneous)96.924.517
neat (not messy)96.936.634
manicured (not scruffy)95.7106.319
on-time (not tardy)94.6239.524
🐩 (not 🐒)94.3513.034
self-disciplined (not disorganized)94.2418.822
tense (not relaxed)94.1107.819
overachiever (not underachiever)94.02710.723
demanding (not unchallenging)92.74922.019
feminine (not masculine)92.55016.126
persistent (not quitter)92.41608.644
pointed (not random)92.31410.719
🎩 (not 🧢)92.0228.931
judgemental (not accepting)91.9528.316
diligent (not lazy)91.717210.925
go-getter (not slugabed)91.63610.327
strict (not lenient)91.14215.180
studious (not goof-off)91.15516.939
competent (not incompetent)90.812616.319
highbrow (not lowbrow)90.6510.025
coordinated (not clumsy)90.39312.023
tight (not loose)90.22213.5151
guarded (not open)89.86710.324
bossy (not meek)89.713316.956
bold (not shy)89.428111.454
domestic (not industrial)89.4214.971
eloquent (not unpolished)89.35212.617
washed (not muddy)89.21822.413
secretive (not open-book)89.17716.3149
presidential (not folksy)89.01915.5192
preppy (not punk rock)88.94920.7148
formal (not intimate)88.91819.530
workaholic (not slacker)88.818414.324
opinionated (not neutral)88.619017.323
pretentious (not unassuming)88.44319.846
traditional (not unorthodox)88.12120.463
patriotic (not unpatriotic)88.14514.881
serious (not playful)88.08620.624
prestigious (not disreputable)87.93414.020
conservative (not liberal)87.72919.846
valedictorian (not drop out)87.715419.135
queen (not princess)87.710529.120
captain (not first-mate)87.613315.866
dominant (not submissive)87.222019.465
rich (not poor)87.122014.314
obsessed (not aloof)87.14511.316
offended (not chill)87.05916.1178
alpha (not beta)86.820119.438
intense (not lighthearted)86.517018.4148
OCD (not ADHD)86.53825.026
high standards (not desperate)86.56720.728
non-gamer (not gamer)86.26626.718
badass (not weakass)86.033223.522
privileged (not oppressed)85.919923.7174
stick-in-the-mud (not adventurous)85.44121.323
active (not slothful)85.326520.953
rigid (not flexible)85.17416.721
pro (not noob)85.029618.291
decisive (not hesitant)84.916721.770
frenzied (not sleepy)84.96714.9132
perceptive (not unobservant)84.933120.7159
important (not irrelevant)84.832822.185
concrete (not abstract)84.62921.984
tall (not short)84.410110.732
hard (not soft)84.313419.577
master (not apprentice)84.325615.331
refined (not rugged)84.010420.926
resourceful (not helpless)83.938023.714
devoted (not unfaithful)83.744524.712
competitive (not cooperative)83.629620.417
pronatalist (not child free)83.61819.728
practical (not imaginative)83.411922.327
analysis (not common sense)83.45518.821
beautiful (not ugly)83.453418.131
vintage (not trendy)83.316420.721
sheriff (not outlaw)83.213023.319
high IQ (not low IQ)83.247612.227
methodical (not astonishing)83.06725.327
🧠 (not 💪)82.928523.089
intellectual (not physical)82.626923.416
🤖 (not 👻)82.62823.431
fresh (not stinky)82.624726.335
cynical (not gullible)82.617715.414
authoritarian (not democratic)82.513525.430
bourgeoisie (not proletariat)82.58627.236
deliberate (not spontaneous)82.120625.430
driven (not unambitious)82.158228.528
private (not gregarious)82.014526.522
complicated (not simple)81.923215.824
hard (not soft)81.817711.418
close-minded (not open-minded)81.79023.123
cocky (not timid)81.738115.210
precise (not vague)81.617920.623
dramatic (not comedic)81.622224.429
builder (not explorer)81.42916.025
ferocious (not pacifist)81.226422.172
theist (not atheist)81.15127.058
machiavellian (not transparent)80.811821.917
anxious (not calm)80.617519.318
stubborn (not accommodating)80.442129.119
classical (not avant-garde)80.37325.717
gendered (not androgynous)80.352025.126
🎨 (not 🏀)80.334321.125
tactful (not indiscreet)80.110222.140
tasteful (not lewd)80.014424.830
two-faced (not one-faced)80.013021.631
distant (not touchy-feely)80.017027.116
morning lark (not night owl)79.86323.142
official (not backdoor)79.86924.052
resolute (not wavering)79.820519.837
genius (not dunce)79.630818.6193
assertive (not passive)79.543525.522
charming (not awkward)79.428323.726
corporate (not freelance)79.313329.4161
picky (not always down)79.213931.915
historical (not modern)78.912520.920
clean (not perverted)78.936329.323
mighty (not puny)78.836721.726
sturdy (not flimsy)78.832424.9134
works hard (not plays hard)78.636224.062
motivated (not unmotivated)78.586626.421
alert (not oblivious)78.138324.345
concise (not long-winded)78.15624.09
👩‍🔬 (not 👩‍🎤)78.016725.084
businesslike (not chivalrous)78.020128.021
ivory-tower (not blue-collar)77.917433.619
factual (not poetic)77.918425.3179
mature (not juvenile)77.830023.574
straight (not queer)77.750627.129
haunted (not blissful)77.733219.623
chic (not cheesy)77.512126.829
rational (not whimsical)77.326922.723
tailor (not blacksmith)77.120925.7142
monastic (not hedonist)77.02520.024
specialist (not generalist)76.912127.131
jaded (not innocent)76.940421.525
🤐 (not 😜)76.817529.237
giving (not receiving)76.829322.921
👨‍⚕️ (not 👨‍🔧)76.621829.835
bookish (not sporty)76.650426.016
earth (not air)76.517621.315
hurried (not leisurely)76.411325.728
biased (not impartial)76.425922.467
🤑 (not 🤠)76.419624.987
🚴 (not 🏋️‍♂️)76.236426.029
serious (not bold)76.110526.636
😊 (not 🤣)76.123327.251
fast (not slow)76.041123.711
cold (not warm)76.023921.055
repetitive (not varied)76.010625.967
paranoid (not naive)75.818918.821
basic (not hipster)75.724326.825
rhythmic (not stuttering)75.644227.5140
insider (not outsider)75.46625.258
knowledgeable (not ignorant)75.457028.8143
narcissistic (not low self esteem)75.434724.8163
proper (not scandalous)75.225428.415
extravagant (not thrifty)75.229935.724
crazy (not sane)75.127523.426
entitled (not grateful)75.133624.419
extreme (not moderate)75.150223.322
triggered (not trolling)75.015523.6147
stoic (not expressive)74.915327.516
consistent (not variable)74.925128.9141
suspicious (not awkward)74.839221.926
hoarder (not unprepared)74.815120.525
🤫 (not 🤔)74.72328.926
fire (not water)74.643631.023
stylish (not slovenly)74.545034.620
legit (not scrub)74.555522.625
linear (not circular)74.55826.5155
armoured (not vulnerable)74.438924.227
politically correct (not edgy)74.415330.629
believable (not poorly-written)74.365523.2154
treasure (not trash)74.280223.3206
libertarian (not socialist)74.28229.633
thick-skinned (not sensitive)74.121624.527
thin (not thick)74.024529.426
sad (not happy)73.730019.872
lavish (not frugal)73.528326.227
permanent (not transient)73.517730.516
Swedish (not Italian)73.511828.6158
😈 (not 😇)73.432620.981
hypocritical (not equitable)73.323024.9181
cultured (not rustic)73.233732.422
money-focused (not love-focused)72.424426.318
reasoned (not instinctual)72.316533.026
independent (not codependent)72.254628.118
orderly (not chaotic)72.143431.528
cat person (not dog person)72.125234.817
hard-work (not natural-talent)71.737028.019
prudish (not flirtatious)71.620330.319
political (not nonpolitical)71.435329.322
modest (not flamboyant)71.039231.225
literal (not metaphorical)71.029028.929
dry (not moist)70.721627.9139
resistant (not resigned)70.656530.5171
cautious (not impulsive)70.533032.732
🧐 (not 😎)70.426628.639
suspicious (not trusting)70.246628.966
direct (not roundabout)70.264730.767
reliable (not experimental)70.140630.3149
logical (not emotional)70.028628.438
conventional (not creative)69.926632.625
luddite (not technophile)69.619620.523
civilized (not barbaric)69.572029.523
devout (not heathen)69.532223.126
social (not reclusive)69.344829.735
💀 (not 🎃)69.238331.314
winter (not summer)69.136632.217
reserved (not chatty)69.040728.921
🌟 (not 💩)68.988829.881
nerd (not jock)68.961428.862
well behaved (not mischievous)68.832630.014
tattle-tale (not f***-the-police)68.624233.1158
vanilla (not kinky)68.635430.623
🥶 (not 🥵)68.519730.220
charismatic (not uninspiring)68.489229.456
family-first (not work-first)68.447134.927
claustrophobic (not spelunker)68.412130.4142
sheltered (not street-smart)68.326831.421
monotone (not expressive)68.218830.121
attentive (not interrupting)68.141429.121
decorative (not utilitarian)67.920226.618
traumatized (not flourishing)67.660727.7164
wise (not foolish)67.551221.333
🦒 (not 🐐)67.44832.058
freak (not normie)67.447628.427
never cries (not often crying)67.456126.813
arrogant (not humble)67.359429.219
sensible (not ludicrous)67.356031.230
interested (not bored)67.373235.616
moody (not stable)67.269629.214
🐮 (not 🐷)67.221821.926
hunter (not gatherer)67.257633.5157
prideful (not envious)67.079833.827
opinionated (not jealous)67.081527.521
ranged (not melee)66.922228.6129
🙃 (not 🥰)66.836130.742
worldly (not innocent)66.784126.033
attractive (not repulsive)66.696327.438
🥴 (not 🥳)66.539027.438
down2earth (not head@clouds)66.351032.466
rock (not rap)66.3108329.920
involved (not remote)66.179731.414
vengeful (not forgiving)66.053732.622
focused on the future (not focused on the present)65.724828.629
neurotypical (not autistic)65.790827.620
monochrome (not multicolored)65.739729.726
quiet (not loud)65.543728.227
ambitious (not realistic)65.560534.916
flower child (not goth)65.569126.210
mysterious (not unambiguous)65.442230.129
fast-talking (not slow-talking)65.266130.8152
proactive (not reactive)65.216632.016
angry (not good-humored)65.139426.323
humorless (not funny)64.931027.136
old (not young)64.842916.713
bitter (not sweet)64.851422.718
human (not animalistic)64.894830.061
weird (not normal)64.764821.621
conspiracist (not sheeple)64.569531.561
miserable (not joyful)64.564921.928
predictable (not quirky)64.434131.423
mad (not glad)64.460922.740
genocidal (not not genocidal)64.026230.320
metrosexual (not macho)63.965733.1139
celebrity (not boy/girl-next-door)63.643134.118
dorky (not cool)63.546427.131
impatient (not patient)63.476131.517
exaggerating (not factual)63.456631.120
wooden (not plastic)63.383036.826
fighter (not lover)62.953330.730
protagonist (not antagonist)62.998529.624
demonic (not angelic)62.844922.926
pensive (not serene)62.896330.418
deviant (not average)62.773324.823
Roman (not Greek)62.531134.2118
psychopath (not empath)62.541224.120
uncreative (not open to new experinces)62.322730.633
selfish (not altruistic)62.351927.784
confident (not insecure)61.991834.472
white knight (not bad boy)61.974431.120
quarrelsome (not warm)61.867828.628
insulting (not complimentary)61.851635.913
charming (not trusting)61.760532.324
centrist (not radical)61.731734.419
villainous (not heroic)61.629521.214
feminist (not sexist)61.694731.433
cannibal (not vegan)61.556433.9157
statist (not anarchist)61.456233.731
mathematical (not literary)61.335731.323
🧗 (not 🛌)61.282232.763
still (not twitchy)61.234338.332
orange (not purple)61.144533.832
extraordinary (not mundane)61.095130.824
spicy (not mild)60.984731.674
chosen one (not everyman)60.866032.516
realistic (not fantastical)60.773437.825
dispassionate (not romantic)60.528029.6144
jealous (not compersive)60.457533.718
sugarcoated (not frank)60.316932.614
indulgent (not sober)60.267932.325
🐴 (not 🦄)60.171637.430
😬 (not 😏)59.741535.036
👟 (not 🥾)59.764140.038
exhibitionist (not bashful)59.782635.128
self-assured (not self-conscious)59.695934.821
self-destructive (not self-improving)59.566032.6164
sexual (not asexual)59.598331.733
punchable (not loveable)59.444230.3140
emancipated (not enslaved)59.298830.325
skeptical (not spiritual)59.1105934.222
overprepared (not efficient)59.117339.9152
musical (not off-key)59.046233.4133
healthy (not sickly)58.8110132.480
vain (not demure)58.867731.626
masochistic (not pain-avoidant)58.855333.5142
poisonous (not nurturing)58.451426.424
oxymoron (not tautology)58.463425.812
egalitarian (not racist)58.1135126.533
zany (not regular)58.079935.955
stuck-in-the-past (not forward-thinking)58.050426.021
unemotional (not emotional)58.030829.522
playful (not shy)57.8107421.821
philosophical (not real)57.829831.028
introspective (not not introspective)57.896533.530
penny-pincher (not overspender)57.875331.025
wholesome (not salacious)57.883029.832
theoretical (not empirical)57.626735.320
obedient (not rebellious)57.650135.325
rough (not smooth)57.561637.521
chortling (not giggling)57.591133.2136
loyal (not traitorous)57.4127727.422
sarcastic (not genuine)57.465729.631
fearmongering (not reassuring)57.155533.928
artistic (not scientific)57.069333.124
country-bumpkin (not city-slicker)56.740032.934
soulless (not soulful)56.633931.163
👽 (not 🤡)56.675335.033
German (not English)56.510236.1166
sage (not whippersnapper)56.560634.4113
pop (not indie)56.541022.414
sorrowful (not cheery)56.489032.424
objective (not subjective)56.353135.061
🙅‍♂️ (not 🙋‍♂️)56.355137.573
profound (not ironic)56.360136.532
mainstream (not arcane)56.150737.524
respectful (not rude)55.995530.924
deranged (not reasonable)55.959227.628
urban (not rural)55.7112236.686
contrarian (not yes-man)55.794132.814
🐘 (not 🐀)55.569129.831
unlucky (not fortunate)55.476027.027
western (not eastern)55.4115032.225
pessimistic (not optimistic)54.876427.829
existentialist (not nihilist)54.8103734.853
📈 (not 📉)54.8111033.656
dramatic (not no-nonsense)54.683836.824
individualist (not communal)54.696537.536
🤺 (not 🏌)54.4123337.144
doer (not thinker)54.4107532.624
exuberant (not subdued)54.295734.0179
introvert (not extrovert)54.163527.629
💔 (not 💝)54.169431.838
confidential (not gossiping)54.0112131.320
deep (not epic)54.070429.022
😭 (not 😀)53.975128.247
inspiring (not cringeworthy)53.796829.323
🧙 (not 👨‍🚀)53.481332.779
'left-brained' (not 'right-brained')53.355435.417
cunning (not honorable)53.164832.7168
🧕 (not 💃)53.147730.944
pure (not debased)53.086731.425
interesting (not tiresome)52.8128235.720
brave (not careful)52.5110434.067
🦇 (not 🐿)52.566936.030
hypochondriac (not stoic)52.459837.816
provincial (not cosmopolitan)52.274437.267
minimalist (not pack rat)52.292832.635
crafty (not scholarly)52.1101934.121
sunny (not gloomy)52.172229.4155
unfixable (not fixable)51.959433.5153
kind (not cruel)51.8124923.524
low-tech (not high-tech)51.785332.666
idealist (not realist)51.777936.333
stingy (not generous)51.562634.424
French (not Russian)51.4110035.5144
shallow (not deep)51.355234.6181
tame (not wild)51.266630.725
chaste (not lustful)51.170228.330
curious (not apathetic)51.0133932.624
enlightened (not lost)51.078531.5160
geriatric (not vibrant)51.045731.5134
cryptic (not straightforward)50.843234.224
bright (not depressed)50.392726.822
disarming (not creepy)50.3128629.769
gracious (not feisty)50.648630.724
Pepsi (not Coke)50.574939.632

The lowest rating for any description in the table is 50.0 despite a 1 to 100 scale being used. This is because descriptions that had values lower than the midpoint were reversed. For example, a score of 1/100 for "hot (not cold)" is equivalent to a score of 100/100 for "cold (not hot)". This was done so that all the traits that are most distinctive for a character are at the top of the table.

Similar characters

The similarity between two characters can be calculated by taking the correlation between the lists of their traits. This produces a value from +1 to -1. With +1 implying that every trait one character is high on the other one is high on too, to an equal degree. And, -1 implying that if a character is high on specific trait, the other one is low on it. The 10 most and least similar characters to Bree Van de Kamp based on their crowd-sourced profiles are listed below with the correlation in parenthesis.

Most similar Least similar
  1. Eleanor Sung-Young (0.863)
  2. Emily Gilmore (0.844)
  3. Zelda Spellman (0.792)
  4. Mellie Grant (0.781)
  5. Mamá Imelda (0.781)
  6. Serena Joy Waterford (0.777)
  7. Paris Geller (0.771)
  8. Mycroft Holmes (0.77)
  9. Michaela Pratt (0.764)
  10. Preston Burke (0.758)
  1. Jake Harper (-0.676)
  2. Kevin Malone (-0.66)
  3. Jason Mendoza (-0.658)
  4. Barney Gumble (-0.641)
  5. Luke Dunphy (-0.639)
  6. Nelson Bighetti (-0.627)
  7. Ed (-0.609)
  8. Philip J. Fry (-0.579)
  9. Gene Belcher (-0.554)
  10. Pumbaa (-0.552)

Personality types

Personality types according to various systems can be derived from the character's traits. Profiles for a personality type were computed by averaging together all responses from people who took the test and reported a given personality type and then this composite was matched to each of those profiles as if it was its own character (as was done above). Listed closest to worst match.



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