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Bree Van de Kamp Descriptive Personality Statistics

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Bree Van de Kamp is a character from Desperate Housewives.

This page summarizes crowd sourced ratings of their personality collected from users of the Statistical "Which Character" Personality Quiz. This website has recruited more than 3 million volunteers to rate characters on descriptive adjectives and other properties, which can be aggregated to create profiles that users can be matched to as part of a personality test. For more information about how the ratings were collected and how they are used, see the documentation.

Aggregated ratings for 400 descriptions

The table shows the average rating the character received for each descriptive item on a 1 to 100 scale and what that character's rank for the description is among all 2,000 characters in the database. It also shows the standard deviation of the ratings and how many different individuals submitted a rating for that description.

ItemAverage ratingRankRating standard deviationNumber of raters
good-cook (not bad-cook)97.815.615
scheduled (not spontaneous)96.924.517
neat (not messy)96.936.634
manicured (not scruffy)95.9136.220
tense (not relaxed)94.877.228
on-time (not tardy)94.6219.524
self-disciplined (not disorganized)94.5388.723
🐩 (not 🐒)94.0612.737
overachiever (not underachiever)94.02710.723
feminine (not masculine)93.15115.628
pointed (not random)92.71010.520
persistent (not quitter)92.41838.644
demanding (not unchallenging)92.45721.022
coordinated (not clumsy)92.16911.130
diligent (not lazy)92.018310.726
judgemental (not accepting)91.3668.519
studious (not goof-off)91.36516.740
strict (not lenient)91.24414.982
competent (not incompetent)91.214116.020
🎩 (not 🧢)91.0419.435
go-getter (not slugabed)90.84710.230
guarded (not open)90.55910.226
highbrow (not lowbrow)90.5610.027
tight (not loose)90.03213.8153
washed (not muddy)90.01721.814
eloquent (not unpolished)89.95112.323
formal (not intimate)89.91218.833
bossy (not meek)89.614716.858
obsessed (not aloof)89.52511.220
domestic (not industrial)89.5314.872
bold (not shy)89.429611.454
queen (not princess)89.48525.328
secretive (not open-book)89.19216.2151
presidential (not folksy)89.12015.5193
preppy (not punk rock)89.14920.5153
opinionated (not neutral)89.019717.124
pretentious (not unassuming)88.64419.647
workaholic (not slacker)88.522314.125
traditional (not unorthodox)88.31920.364
valedictorian (not drop out)88.216518.737
patriotic (not unpatriotic)88.15514.782
serious (not playful)88.110020.225
conservative (not liberal)88.12919.250
captain (not first-mate)87.914615.768
alpha (not beta)87.718718.543
rich (not poor)87.622413.618
dominant (not submissive)87.423819.366
offended (not chill)87.06516.1180
non-gamer (not gamer)86.96226.119
OCD (not ADHD)86.93624.627
intense (not lighthearted)86.519718.3151
high standards (not desperate)86.57420.728
active (not slothful)86.425920.557
rigid (not flexible)86.27516.224
privileged (not oppressed)85.920823.7174
prestigious (not disreputable)85.68216.425
competitive (not cooperative)85.228819.320
decisive (not hesitant)85.118421.671
refined (not rugged)85.09520.229
high IQ (not low IQ)84.945912.332
perceptive (not unobservant)84.937720.7159
badass (not weakass)84.741922.726
important (not irrelevant)84.640022.087
frenzied (not sleepy)84.48515.4134
hard (not soft)84.414519.478
master (not apprentice)84.328815.331
stick-in-the-mud (not adventurous)84.05521.529
concrete (not abstract)84.04022.487
pro (not noob)83.938219.394
tall (not short)83.812613.455
methodical (not astonishing)83.66425.028
pronatalist (not child free)83.62219.728
vintage (not trendy)83.517519.524
cocky (not timid)83.537414.712
resourceful (not helpless)83.346922.915
dramatic (not comedic)83.319122.934
cynical (not gullible)83.318814.716
fresh (not stinky)83.126225.837
private (not gregarious)83.014225.624
sheriff (not outlaw)83.014423.828
bourgeoisie (not proletariat)83.08727.037
precise (not vague)83.015522.230
intellectual (not physical)82.829222.718
🤖 (not 👻)82.63123.431
complicated (not simple)82.623815.527
close-minded (not open-minded)82.58922.526
authoritarian (not democratic)82.414424.632
beautiful (not ugly)82.465917.734
🧠 (not 💪)82.234424.193
deliberate (not spontaneous)82.123925.430
assertive (not passive)81.937624.426
hard (not soft)81.719611.122
theist (not atheist)81.65126.760
main character (not side character)81.537422.112
practical (not imaginative)81.319424.329
analysis (not common sense)81.312022.230
ferocious (not pacifist)81.229922.073
🎨 (not 🏀)81.036421.026
builder (not explorer)80.93715.330
motivated (not unmotivated)80.890025.424
driven (not unambitious)80.875028.830
distant (not touchy-feely)80.817224.821
morning lark (not night owl)80.65622.446
official (not backdoor)80.66023.854
two-faced (not one-faced)80.614421.632
historical (not modern)80.612119.425
concise (not long-winded)80.54320.813
stubborn (not accommodating)80.446529.119
classical (not avant-garde)80.37925.717
tasteful (not lewd)80.017124.830
ivory-tower (not blue-collar)80.015532.621
resolute (not wavering)79.823919.837
genius (not dunce)79.735518.6194
corporate (not freelance)79.514629.2163
clean (not perverted)79.440928.229
gendered (not androgynous)79.364025.227
mighty (not puny)78.841121.726
tactful (not indiscreet)78.715624.942
straight (not queer)78.451126.930
alert (not oblivious)78.243624.046
sturdy (not flimsy)78.238725.5137
mature (not juvenile)77.934323.276
charming (not awkward)77.935524.527
jaded (not innocent)77.843320.628
bookish (not sporty)77.754325.118
factual (not poetic)77.721425.5182
rational (not whimsical)77.729421.825
👩‍🔬 (not 👩‍🎤)77.620925.786
🤐 (not 😜)77.619228.639
😊 (not 🤣)77.524226.755
devoted (not unfaithful)77.291929.117
chic (not cheesy)77.213828.033
biased (not impartial)77.127222.469
machiavellian (not transparent)77.020623.120
works hard (not plays hard)76.947326.166
serious (not bold)76.710926.537
giving (not receiving)76.733022.422
picky (not always down)76.620834.117
tailor (not blacksmith)76.524026.1145
hurried (not leisurely)76.412825.728
paranoid (not naive)76.321218.024
monastic (not hedonist)76.24121.226
🚴 (not 🏋️‍♂️)76.242626.029
basic (not hipster)76.025325.430
repetitive (not varied)76.011525.967
crazy (not sane)76.028023.527
anxious (not calm)75.931624.721
entitled (not grateful)75.935023.821
businesslike (not chivalrous)75.726529.623
haunted (not blissful)75.747322.525
🤑 (not 🤠)75.622525.590
👨‍⚕️ (not 👨‍🔧)75.626330.438
cold (not warm)75.627121.757
insider (not outsider)75.56224.661
proper (not scandalous)75.428826.818
knowledgeable (not ignorant)75.464728.7144
armoured (not vulnerable)75.241123.430
narcissistic (not low self esteem)75.139825.2167
triggered (not trolling)75.017523.6149
stoic (not expressive)74.918627.516
consistent (not variable)74.928328.8142
reasoned (not instinctual)74.813731.432
rhythmic (not stuttering)74.755628.2142
permanent (not transient)74.617828.719
fire (not water)74.648631.023
suspicious (not awkward)74.643421.527
thin (not thick)74.526329.027
🤫 (not 🤔)74.43228.427
libertarian (not socialist)74.48328.436
hoarder (not unprepared)74.319824.429
treasure (not trash)74.290523.3207
believable (not poorly-written)74.275223.3156
linear (not circular)74.26726.7156
extreme (not moderate)74.058525.224
specialist (not generalist)73.922928.837
orderly (not chaotic)73.943031.230
sad (not happy)73.635319.773
politically correct (not edgy)73.519230.631
Swedish (not Italian)73.514528.5159
independent (not codependent)73.457427.320
😈 (not 😇)73.435920.981
earth (not air)73.330125.617
cultured (not rustic)73.238732.422
thick-skinned (not sensitive)73.127525.532
cat person (not dog person)73.126633.021
hypocritical (not equitable)73.026925.2183
extravagant (not thrifty)72.538637.226
literal (not metaphorical)72.426228.431
legit (not scrub)72.475724.526
never cries (not often crying)72.449825.617
logical (not emotional)72.029428.341
fast (not slow)71.968525.816
hard-work (not natural-talent)71.642128.223
prudish (not flirtatious)71.622430.319
🥶 (not 🥵)71.416028.325
political (not nonpolitical)71.440929.322
cautious (not impulsive)71.235532.433
civilized (not barbaric)70.978028.825
winter (not summer)70.937430.919
family-first (not work-first)70.848233.331
suspicious (not trusting)70.851628.768
decorative (not utilitarian)70.718325.821
devout (not heathen)70.632123.032
dry (not moist)70.623927.8141
resistant (not resigned)70.566430.7174
conventional (not creative)70.329731.427
stylish (not slovenly)70.264735.822
direct (not roundabout)70.272730.767
involved (not remote)70.167730.220
reliable (not experimental)70.146030.5152
proactive (not reactive)70.08432.522
reserved (not chatty)69.945328.422
social (not reclusive)69.749729.436
💀 (not 🎃)69.642328.519
🌟 (not 💩)69.2102229.683
monotone (not expressive)69.120529.722
wise (not foolish)68.954021.535
nerd (not jock)68.968728.862
well behaved (not mischievous)68.836830.014
charismatic (not uninspiring)68.799929.257
lavish (not frugal)68.640529.932
🧐 (not 😎)68.535829.442
modest (not flamboyant)68.455132.827
tattle-tale (not f***-the-police)68.426333.3160
sheltered (not street-smart)68.329431.421
claustrophobic (not spelunker)68.214630.5143
moody (not stable)68.175027.616
prideful (not envious)68.083732.929
attractive (not repulsive)67.8106527.542
traumatized (not flourishing)67.870427.5168
freak (not normie)67.753828.029
🙃 (not 🥰)67.537530.843
🦒 (not 🐐)67.45032.058
🐮 (not 🐷)67.425121.527
hunter (not gatherer)67.364933.6160
attentive (not interrupting)67.350130.324
flower child (not goth)67.373024.513
opinionated (not jealous)67.094926.425
money-focused (not love-focused)66.834530.921
vanilla (not kinky)66.745530.827
down2earth (not head@clouds)66.756432.467
ranged (not melee)66.725528.8132
rock (not rap)66.3123429.221
interested (not bored)66.093736.819
quiet (not loud)65.950827.828
weird (not normal)65.869921.731
focused on the future (not focused on the present)65.828528.130
angry (not good-humored)65.843824.826
genocidal (not not genocidal)65.826130.521
bitter (not sweet)65.755522.419
ambitious (not realistic)65.768133.817
worldly (not innocent)65.596826.734
mysterious (not unambiguous)65.548929.630
vengeful (not forgiving)65.461233.324
🥴 (not 🥳)65.450027.939
conspiracist (not sheeple)65.276531.263
luddite (not technophile)65.137624.827
jealous (not compersive)65.150530.527
monochrome (not multicolored)65.049131.128
fast-talking (not slow-talking)65.076130.9153
humorless (not funny)64.936127.136
uncreative (not open to new experinces)64.321430.236
human (not animalistic)64.3110130.162
exaggerating (not factual)64.362530.621
metrosexual (not macho)64.271933.2140
fighter (not lover)63.660329.932
celebrity (not boy/girl-next-door)63.648034.118
predictable (not quirky)63.641231.525
sensible (not ludicrous)63.579631.836
miserable (not joyful)63.577923.632
🐴 (not 🦄)63.569837.433
demonic (not angelic)63.449722.228
neurotypical (not autistic)63.1111829.221
protagonist (not antagonist)63.1114328.927
white knight (not bad boy)62.982230.621
impatient (not patient)62.788331.219
mad (not glad)62.773924.242
arrogant (not humble)62.578331.822
quarrelsome (not warm)62.275328.731
old (not young)62.153018.415
wooden (not plastic)62.1102536.727
confident (not insecure)61.9104534.472
selfish (not altruistic)61.958527.986
insulting (not complimentary)61.958034.915
Roman (not Greek)61.938134.6121
dorky (not cool)61.855228.332
cannibal (not vegan)61.761133.9158
stuck-in-the-past (not forward-thinking)61.746126.324
villainous (not heroic)61.633821.214
🧗 (not 🛌)61.697133.266
statist (not anarchist)61.464233.731
deviant (not average)61.190326.426
still (not twitchy)60.940137.934
realistic (not fantastical)60.883037.126
loyal (not traitorous)60.7140227.225
spicy (not mild)60.795931.476
sexual (not asexual)60.7106832.034
orange (not purple)60.652433.438
dispassionate (not romantic)60.532429.6144
psychopath (not empath)60.548825.221
👟 (not 🥾)60.468739.739
charming (not trusting)60.272632.525
centrist (not radical)60.242435.921
pensive (not serene)60.1126130.322
emancipated (not enslaved)59.8110929.826
😬 (not 😏)59.747135.036
penny-pincher (not overspender)59.579431.426
punchable (not loveable)59.549330.2141
self-destructive (not self-improving)59.475232.4166
overprepared (not efficient)59.418139.8154
sorrowful (not cheery)59.393832.726
feminist (not sexist)59.1116031.336
mathematical (not literary)59.047433.527
healthy (not sickly)59.0123632.284
musical (not off-key)59.053333.4133
poisonous (not nurturing)58.956726.025
sugarcoated (not frank)58.921334.921
theoretical (not empirical)58.826534.821
masochistic (not pain-avoidant)58.763633.6144
zany (not regular)58.587935.856
unemotional (not emotional)58.532228.425
skeptical (not spiritual)58.3123134.525
obedient (not rebellious)58.355534.726
vain (not demure)58.277133.228
oxymoron (not tautology)58.270328.117
indulgent (not sober)58.183633.326
playful (not shy)57.8121621.821
extraordinary (not mundane)57.7120931.627
chortling (not giggling)57.4104433.1137
chosen one (not everyman)57.288334.517
self-assured (not self-conscious)57.0121136.122
introspective (not not introspective)57.0116533.231
egalitarian (not racist)56.9157927.034
📈 (not 📉)56.9117833.760
wholesome (not salacious)56.897529.636
artistic (not scientific)56.679732.926
respectful (not rude)56.5106930.126
German (not English)56.512836.1166
sage (not whippersnapper)56.568834.4113
contrarian (not yes-man)56.5107334.717
'right-brained' (not 'left-brained')56.426737.723
sarcastic (not genuine)56.376429.732
confidential (not gossiping)56.3122431.322
objective (not subjective)56.361335.061
🙅‍♂️ (not 🙋‍♂️)56.361537.573
soulless (not soulful)56.038231.264
individualist (not communal)56.0103937.539
rough (not smooth)55.977037.123
philosophical (not real)55.940032.229
deranged (not reasonable)55.967327.628
country-bumpkin (not city-slicker)55.649631.937
western (not eastern)55.4133832.225
unlucky (not fortunate)55.389427.630
introvert (not extrovert)55.368927.431
urban (not rural)55.3128636.788
👽 (not 🤡)55.392935.334
depressed (not bright)55.179427.925
profound (not ironic)55.176036.435
💔 (not 💝)55.074431.541
existentialist (not nihilist)54.8118934.554
exhibitionist (not bashful)54.7113735.632
🐘 (not 🐀)54.582329.832
exuberant (not subdued)54.5106533.9181
doer (not thinker)54.3123632.628
dramatic (not no-nonsense)54.297636.128
🤺 (not 🏌)54.2142737.746
mainstream (not arcane)53.964938.325
🧙 (not 👨‍🚀)53.891432.581
inspiring (not cringeworthy)53.7111729.323
😭 (not 😀)53.786628.149
stoic (not hypochondriac)53.7112838.121
pop (not indie)53.653124.215
interesting (not tiresome)53.5145037.224
lustful (not chaste)53.4104028.436
tame (not wild)53.172631.526
curious (not apathetic)53.0146133.827
pessimistic (not optimistic)53.091029.030
minimalist (not pack rat)53.0102331.937
🧕 (not 💃)53.057830.746
pure (not debased)52.9101330.826
stingy (not generous)52.966333.326
cryptic (not straightforward)52.743134.825
unfixable (not fixable)52.764733.7158
deep (not epic)52.787729.023
fearmongering (not reassuring)52.771734.535
gracious (not feisty)52.651631.625
cunning (not honorable)52.474632.9173
provincial (not cosmopolitan)52.285637.068
brave (not careful)52.0128834.068
crafty (not scholarly)52.0117934.423
sunny (not gloomy)52.082729.4156
Coke (not Pepsi)51.8101539.733
low-tech (not high-tech)51.796232.666
French (not Russian)51.6123835.4145
geriatric (not vibrant)51.650631.4138
shallow (not deep)51.261234.5184
enlightened (not lost)51.288331.6162
cruel (not kind)51.052624.126
🐿 (not 🦇)51.0114936.232
disarming (not creepy)50.4148129.572
realist (not idealist)50.4104336.536

The lowest rating for any description in the table is 50.0 despite a 1 to 100 scale being used. This is because descriptions that had values lower than the midpoint were reversed. For example, a score of 1/100 for "hot (not cold)" is equivalent to a score of 100/100 for "cold (not hot)". This was done so that all the traits that are most distinctive for a character are at the top of the table.

Similar characters

The similarity between two characters can be calculated by taking the correlation between the lists of their traits. This produces a value from +1 to -1. With +1 implying that every trait one character is high on the other one is high on too, to an equal degree. And, -1 implying that if a character is high on specific trait, the other one is low on it. The 10 most and least similar characters to Bree Van de Kamp based on their crowd-sourced profiles are listed below with the correlation in parenthesis.

Most similar Least similar
  1. Eleanor Sung-Young (0.861)
  2. Emily Gilmore (0.841)
  3. Tissaia (0.798)
  4. Spencer Hastings (0.798)
  5. Zelda Spellman (0.791)
  6. Mamá Imelda (0.78)
  7. Serena Joy Waterford (0.776)
  8. Mellie Grant (0.772)
  9. Paris Geller (0.77)
  10. Mycroft Holmes (0.765)
  1. Jake Harper (-0.676)
  2. Jason Mendoza (-0.663)
  3. Kevin Malone (-0.658)
  4. Luke Dunphy (-0.644)
  5. Barney Gumble (-0.642)
  6. Nelson Bighetti (-0.63)
  7. Patrick Star (-0.624)
  8. Ed (-0.614)
  9. Philip J. Fry (-0.583)
  10. Pumbaa (-0.558)

Personality types

Users who took the quiz were asked to self-identify their Myers-Briggs and Enneagram types. We can look at the average match scores of these different groups of users with Bree Van de Kamp to see what personality types people who describe themselves in ways similar to the way Bree Van de Kamp is described identify as.

Myers-Briggs Self-type Average match score with character Number of users


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