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Bree Van de Kamp Descriptive Personality Statistics

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Bree Van de Kamp is a character from Desperate Housewives.

This page summarizes crowd sourced ratings of their personality collected from users of the Statistical "Which Character" Personality Quiz. This website has recruited more than 3 million volunteers to rate characters on descriptive adjectives and other properties, which can be aggregated to create profiles that users can be matched to as part of a personality test. For more information about how the ratings were collected and how they are used, see the documentation.

Aggregated ratings for 500 descriptions

The table shows the average rating the character received for each descriptive item on a 1 to 100 scale and what that character's rank for the description is among all 2,000 characters in the database. It also shows the standard deviation of the ratings and how many different individuals submitted a rating for that description.

ItemAverage ratingRankRating standard deviationNumber of raters
good-cook (not bad-cook)97.915.516
hygienic (not gross)97.3125.216
scheduled (not spontaneous)97.124.418
neat (not messy)96.936.634
manicured (not scruffy)95.9126.220
overthinker (not underthinker)95.6137.217
tense (not relaxed)94.8107.228
on-time (not tardy)94.6219.524
self-disciplined (not disorganized)94.5418.723
big-vocabulary (not small-vocabulary)94.4546.921
🐩 (not 🐒)94.0612.737
overachiever (not underachiever)94.03010.723
feminine (not masculine)93.15315.628
focused (not absentminded)92.61268.426
persistent (not quitter)92.41978.644
demanding (not unchallenging)92.46021.022
diligent (not lazy)92.019010.726
pointed (not random)92.02210.821
good-manners (not bad-manners)92.04816.426
coordinated (not clumsy)91.87511.129
entrepreneur (not employee)91.811216.315
judgemental (not accepting)91.3688.519
studious (not goof-off)91.36916.740
strict (not lenient)91.24614.982
competent (not incompetent)91.214616.020
uptight (not easy)91.26211.828
leader (not follower)91.220517.421
🎩 (not 🧢)91.0449.435
parental (not childlike)90.99417.316
go-getter (not slugabed)90.85410.230
washed (not muddy)90.71321.215
highbrow (not lowbrow)90.5610.027
tight (not loose)90.03313.8153
eloquent (not unpolished)89.95412.323
formal (not intimate)89.91218.833
green thumb (not plant-neglecter)89.91213.719
guarded (not open)89.87710.727
queen (not princess)89.88224.929
unfrivolous (not goofy)89.86814.029
bossy (not meek)89.615416.858
obsessed (not aloof)89.52511.220
bold (not shy)89.431211.454
domestic (not industrial)89.4214.971
secretive (not open-book)89.19816.2151
presidential (not folksy)89.12115.5193
preppy (not punk rock)89.15020.5153
opinionated (not neutral)89.021017.124
anti-prank (not prankster)88.79519.921
pretentious (not unassuming)88.64319.647
workaholic (not slacker)88.523414.125
traditional (not unorthodox)88.32320.364
valedictorian (not drop out)88.217018.737
patriotic (not unpatriotic)88.15614.782
serious (not playful)88.110220.225
conservative (not liberal)88.12919.250
captain (not first-mate)87.915015.768
alpha (not beta)87.819318.344
rich (not poor)87.624013.618
dominant (not submissive)87.424919.366
resists change (not likes change)87.110511.425
offended (not chill)87.06816.1180
non-gamer (not gamer)86.96926.119
OCD (not ADHD)86.93624.627
militaristic (not hippie)86.819121.518
intense (not lighthearted)86.520318.3151
high standards (not desperate)86.58020.728
fussy (not sloppy)86.410213.822
active (not slothful)86.427220.557
rigid (not flexible)86.27716.224
privileged (not oppressed)85.921423.7174
routine (not innovative)85.95821.322
prying (not unmeddlesome)85.815511.719
prestigious (not disreputable)85.68516.425
homebody (not world traveler)85.67317.429
proud (not apologetic)85.436717.618
red (not blue)85.38422.917
competitive (not cooperative)85.230119.320
decisive (not hesitant)85.119221.671
refined (not rugged)85.010020.229
high IQ (not low IQ)84.948012.332
perceptive (not unobservant)84.940220.7159
badass (not weakass)84.744422.726
important (not irrelevant)84.642522.087
handshakes (not hugs)84.534125.021
frenzied (not sleepy)84.48715.4134
hard (not soft)84.415219.478
master (not apprentice)84.330515.331
stick-in-the-mud (not adventurous)84.05921.529
concrete (not abstract)84.04122.487
pro (not noob)83.940219.394
old-fashioned (not progressive)83.912122.530
tall (not short)83.813413.455
methodical (not astonishing)83.66825.028
pronatalist (not child free)83.62319.728
precise (not vague)83.614322.131
vintage (not trendy)83.518819.524
resourceful (not helpless)83.349522.915
dramatic (not comedic)83.319822.934
cynical (not gullible)83.320114.716
fresh (not stinky)83.128325.837
private (not gregarious)83.015325.624
bourgeoisie (not proletariat)83.09527.037
intellectual (not physical)82.830722.718
🤖 (not 👻)82.63223.431
complicated (not simple)82.625415.527
close-minded (not open-minded)82.59322.526
hard (not soft)82.518911.523
concise (not long-winded)82.53320.115
authoritarian (not democratic)82.414824.632
beautiful (not ugly)82.469717.734
deliberate (not spontaneous)82.124725.430
sheriff (not outlaw)82.117124.028
🧠 (not 💪)82.037524.192
main character (not side character)82.039019.916
assertive (not passive)81.938924.426
theist (not atheist)81.65126.760
cocky (not timid)81.446418.116
practical (not imaginative)81.320824.329
driven (not unambitious)81.375329.229
analysis (not common sense)81.312122.230
ferocious (not pacifist)81.231922.073
stereotypical (not boundary breaking)81.27121.216
🎨 (not 🏀)81.038321.026
builder (not explorer)80.94215.330
Hates PDA (not Constant PDA)80.917224.520
motivated (not unmotivated)80.894325.424
distant (not touchy-feely)80.818624.821
morning lark (not night owl)80.66222.446
official (not backdoor)80.66223.854
two-faced (not one-faced)80.615221.632
historical (not modern)80.612919.425
stubborn (not accommodating)80.448829.119
classical (not avant-garde)80.38225.717
tasteful (not lewd)80.018524.830
ivory-tower (not blue-collar)80.016132.621
sassy (not chill)79.941418.026
conformist (not maverick)79.94919.615
resolute (not wavering)79.825919.837
genius (not dunce)79.737618.5195
corporate (not freelance)79.514929.2163
clean (not perverted)79.443828.229
gendered (not androgynous)79.368225.227
mighty (not puny)78.843721.726
tactful (not indiscreet)78.716324.942
goal-oriented (not experience-oriented)78.622730.526
straight (not queer)78.453426.930
alert (not oblivious)78.246824.046
sturdy (not flimsy)78.241525.5137
mature (not juvenile)77.936823.276
charming (not awkward)77.937524.527
resentful (not euphoric)77.828420.221
jaded (not innocent)77.846220.628
bookish (not sporty)77.757625.118
factual (not poetic)77.722425.5182
rational (not whimsical)77.731021.825
👩‍🔬 (not 👩‍🎤)77.622125.786
🤐 (not 😜)77.620728.639
😊 (not 🤣)77.525326.755
straight edge (not junkie)77.560629.818
analytical (not intuitive)77.523622.921
noble (not jovial)77.431527.623
paranoid (not naive)77.318918.225
insomniac (not slumbering)77.241216.618
devoted (not unfaithful)77.296029.117
chic (not cheesy)77.214628.033
accurate (not off target)77.246226.218
biased (not impartial)77.128922.469
machiavellian (not transparent)77.021723.120
works hard (not plays hard)76.950026.166
serious (not bold)76.711626.537
giving (not receiving)76.734822.422
picky (not always down)76.621734.117
handy (not can't-fix-anything)76.650028.428
tailor (not blacksmith)76.526226.1145
charmer (not buffoon)76.554524.120
hurried (not leisurely)76.413825.728
monastic (not hedonist)76.24221.226
🚴 (not 🏋️‍♂️)76.245526.029
haunted (not blissful)76.248622.226
smug (not sheepish)76.257123.322
basic (not hipster)76.026725.430
repetitive (not varied)76.012325.967
crazy (not sane)76.030023.527
moderate (not gluttonous)76.038727.616
anxious (not calm)75.933824.721
lawyerly (not engineerial)75.927531.315
entitled (not grateful)75.936723.821
businesslike (not chivalrous)75.727229.623
🤑 (not 🤠)75.623425.590
👨‍⚕️ (not 👨‍🔧)75.627930.438
cold (not warm)75.628821.757
insider (not outsider)75.56724.661
thinker (not feeler)75.526030.826
snoops (not minds-own-business)75.565029.021
knowledgeable (not ignorant)75.468128.7144
armoured (not vulnerable)75.243623.430
narcissistic (not low self esteem)75.141525.2167
lion (not zebra)75.157127.722
triggered (not trolling)75.019123.6149
stoic (not expressive)74.919627.516
consistent (not variable)74.929928.8142
reasoned (not instinctual)74.814531.432
rhythmic (not stuttering)74.758428.2142
permanent (not transient)74.618528.719
fire (not water)74.651931.023
suspicious (not awkward)74.645321.527
thin (not thick)74.528329.027
🤫 (not 🤔)74.44128.427
libertarian (not socialist)74.48728.436
hoarder (not unprepared)74.321324.429
treasure (not trash)74.294423.3207
strong identity (not social chameleon)74.270025.515
believable (not poorly-written)74.279923.3156
linear (not circular)74.27026.7156
foodie (not unenthusiastic about food)74.235631.519
mechanical (not natural)74.224827.118
extreme (not moderate)74.062125.224
specialist (not generalist)73.924128.837
orderly (not chaotic)73.944931.230
sad (not happy)73.637919.773
politically correct (not edgy)73.520430.631
Swedish (not Italian)73.515428.5159
energetic (not mellow)73.540827.617
independent (not codependent)73.461127.320
😈 (not 😇)73.438720.981
earth (not air)73.331825.617
wolf (not bear)73.342731.325
cultured (not rustic)73.239232.422
popular (not rejected)73.240223.524
thick-skinned (not sensitive)73.128925.532
cat person (not dog person)73.128033.021
hypocritical (not equitable)73.028625.2183
indoorsy (not outdoorsy)72.654126.318
extravagant (not thrifty)72.540437.226
literal (not metaphorical)72.427928.431
legit (not scrub)72.479424.027
never cries (not often crying)72.452625.617
wired (not tired)72.242031.820
manic (not mild)72.161526.015
logical (not emotional)72.031128.341
grounded (not fantasy-prone)72.043232.022
seemly (not inappropriate)72.061230.318
fast (not slow)71.971825.816
hard-work (not natural-talent)71.645228.223
prudish (not flirtatious)71.623930.319
all-seeing (not blind)71.543621.715
🥶 (not 🥵)71.417028.325
political (not nonpolitical)71.443229.322
well behaved (not mischievous)71.333429.116
mad-scientist (not lumberjack)71.354628.016
savory (not sweet)71.053618.219
civilized (not barbaric)70.981728.825
winter (not summer)70.939630.919
family-first (not work-first)70.851033.331
suspicious (not trusting)70.854928.768
decorative (not utilitarian)70.719325.821
devout (not heathen)70.634423.032
dry (not moist)70.625527.8141
resistant (not resigned)70.569930.7174
unstirring (not quivering)70.563832.322
conventional (not creative)70.331431.427
stylish (not slovenly)70.268535.822
direct (not roundabout)70.276830.767
divine (not earthly)70.215727.216
glamorous (not spartan)70.238323.817
involved (not remote)70.170930.220
reliable (not experimental)70.148430.5152
proactive (not reactive)70.08832.522
reserved (not chatty)69.948428.422
meaningful (not pointless)69.8100230.716
cautious (not impulsive)69.743633.034
flower child (not goth)69.767524.215
social (not reclusive)69.752429.436
fake (not real)69.718728.617
💀 (not 🎃)69.544728.821
proper (not scandalous)69.348831.520
🌟 (not 💩)69.2107129.683
monotone (not expressive)69.121729.722
wise (not foolish)68.957421.535
nerd (not jock)68.972628.862
social climber (not nonconformist)68.934934.025
charismatic (not uninspiring)68.7105429.257
lavish (not frugal)68.642229.932
🧐 (not 😎)68.538429.442
modest (not flamboyant)68.458532.827
tattle-tale (not f***-the-police)68.427533.3160
sheltered (not street-smart)68.330931.421
claustrophobic (not spelunker)68.215630.5143
moody (not stable)68.179427.616
harsh (not gentle)68.156925.321
prideful (not envious)68.087132.929
clinical (not heartfelt)67.936927.918
attractive (not repulsive)67.8112627.542
traumatized (not flourishing)67.875327.5168
freak (not normie)67.757328.029
🙃 (not 🥰)67.540730.843
🦒 (not 🐐)67.45232.058
problematic (not woke)67.453425.417
🐮 (not 🐷)67.427821.527
hunter (not gatherer)67.368833.6160
attentive (not interrupting)67.352530.324
physicist (not photographer)67.247531.517
serial dater (not chronically single)66.930926.127
quiet (not loud)66.951427.829
money-focused (not love-focused)66.836430.921
vanilla (not kinky)66.748630.827
down2earth (not head@clouds)66.759832.467
ranged (not melee)66.727328.8132
rock (not rap)66.3129229.221
capitalist (not communist)66.266935.125
interested (not bored)66.098136.819
weird (not normal)65.874621.731
focused on the future (not focused on the present)65.830428.130
angry (not good-humored)65.846424.826
genocidal (not not genocidal)65.827730.521
ambitious (not realistic)65.771933.817
opinionated (not jealous)65.7107327.827
worldly (not innocent)65.5102426.734
mysterious (not unambiguous)65.551929.630
vengeful (not forgiving)65.465533.324
🥴 (not 🥳)65.453627.939
conspiracist (not sheeple)65.380931.064
cursed (not blessed)65.287627.030
luddite (not technophile)65.139924.827
monochrome (not multicolored)65.052531.128
fast-talking (not slow-talking)65.080730.9153
humorless (not funny)64.938727.136
cliché (not original)64.441934.719
unfulfilled (not fulfilled)64.484832.521
uncreative (not open to new experinces)64.322830.236
human (not animalistic)64.3116430.162
exaggerating (not factual)64.365430.621
metrosexual (not macho)64.275833.2140
activist (not nonpartisan)64.087535.226
flat (not bubbly)63.970229.428
neurotypical (not autistic)63.8113528.722
jealous (not compersive)63.757630.828
fighter (not lover)63.664629.932
celebrity (not boy/girl-next-door)63.650434.118
predictable (not quirky)63.642931.525
sensible (not ludicrous)63.583631.836
miserable (not joyful)63.583023.632
🐴 (not 🦄)63.574937.433
demonic (not angelic)63.453722.228
questioning (not believing)63.290638.918
bitter (not sweet)63.165724.620
white knight (not bad boy)62.987230.621
insightful (not generic)62.8110828.223
impatient (not patient)62.792831.219
mad (not glad)62.778824.242
arrogant (not humble)62.582731.822
centrist (not radical)62.534535.320
repressed (not forward)62.533532.524
loyal (not traitorous)62.2143227.826
quarrelsome (not warm)62.279828.731
old (not young)62.156818.415
confident (not insecure)61.9109834.472
selfish (not altruistic)61.962127.986
insulting (not complimentary)61.961934.915
Roman (not Greek)61.941034.6121
dorky (not cool)61.858828.332
cannibal (not vegan)61.765333.9158
stuck-in-the-past (not forward-thinking)61.749226.324
🧗 (not 🛌)61.6102533.266
protagonist (not antagonist)61.5124429.528
unstable (not stable)61.589328.022
statist (not anarchist)61.467633.731
deviant (not average)61.196326.426
👟 (not 🥾)61.169339.540
utopian (not dystopian)61.159032.918
still (not twitchy)60.942737.934
realistic (not fantastical)60.889037.126
spicy (not mild)60.7100431.476
sexual (not asexual)60.7112432.034
orange (not purple)60.656233.438
wooden (not plastic)60.6116936.928
dispassionate (not romantic)60.534529.6144
psychopath (not empath)60.551825.221
charming (not trusting)60.276532.525
pensive (not serene)60.1133730.322
emancipated (not enslaved)59.8116529.826
😬 (not 😏)59.750535.036
penny-pincher (not overspender)59.583831.426
punchable (not loveable)59.552430.2141
self-destructive (not self-improving)59.480232.4166
overprepared (not efficient)59.419539.8154
sorrowful (not cheery)59.399732.726
feminist (not sexist)59.1123431.336
mathematical (not literary)59.049533.527
healthy (not sickly)59.0128732.284
musical (not off-key)59.056333.4133
poisonous (not nurturing)58.960726.025
sugarcoated (not frank)58.922934.921
creator (not consumer)58.995736.018
theoretical (not empirical)58.828634.821
masochistic (not pain-avoidant)58.766733.6144
cheery (not grumpy)58.668527.926
zany (not regular)58.593035.856
skeptical (not spiritual)58.3130334.525
villainous (not heroic)58.341223.716
obedient (not rebellious)58.358534.726
vain (not demure)58.281733.228
oxymoron (not tautology)58.273828.117
indulgent (not sober)58.187033.326
friendly (not unfriendly)57.9120729.329
playful (not shy)57.8128321.821
extraordinary (not mundane)57.7127031.627
unemotional (not emotional)57.635728.326
chortling (not giggling)57.4110433.1137
creationist (not evolutionist)57.448337.317
annoying (not unannoying)57.182833.826
self-assured (not self-conscious)57.0126536.122
introspective (not not introspective)57.0122733.231
egalitarian (not racist)56.9166727.034
📈 (not 📉)56.9124633.760
withdrawn (not outgoing)56.969932.115
wholesome (not salacious)56.8102729.636
artistic (not scientific)56.685132.926
respectful (not rude)56.5112030.126
German (not English)56.513436.1166
sage (not whippersnapper)56.572334.4113
contrarian (not yes-man)56.5113734.717
'right-brained' (not 'left-brained')56.429937.723
chosen one (not everyman)56.496233.419
sarcastic (not genuine)56.381929.732
confidential (not gossiping)56.3129331.322
objective (not subjective)56.365635.061
dolphin (not kangaroo)56.377333.616
irreverent (not sincere)56.349228.718
welcoming experience (not cringing away)56.3101734.016
unlucky (not fortunate)56.191327.631
things-person (not people-person)56.179135.322
soulless (not soulful)56.041031.264
individualist (not communal)56.0110137.539
rough (not smooth)55.981737.123
philosophical (not real)55.941932.229
deranged (not reasonable)55.972027.628
🙅‍♂️ (not 🙋‍♂️)55.867437.574
country-bumpkin (not city-slicker)55.651831.937
exhibitionist (not bashful)55.6116135.433
positive (not negative)55.6102126.220
disturbing (not enchanting)55.564425.227
western (not eastern)55.4141832.225
introvert (not extrovert)55.373727.431
urban (not rural)55.3135936.788
👽 (not 🤡)55.398435.334
depressed (not bright)55.184727.925
profound (not ironic)55.179936.435
💔 (not 💝)55.079731.541
lifeless (not spirited)55.030230.724
existentialist (not nihilist)54.8124134.554
🐘 (not 🐀)54.587129.832
exuberant (not subdued)54.5111533.9181
catty (not supportive)54.567823.418
fearful (not hopeful)54.463134.715
doer (not thinker)54.3130432.628
dramatic (not no-nonsense)54.2103236.128
🤺 (not 🏌)54.2150637.746
deep (not epic)54.185929.224
mainstream (not arcane)53.968238.325
🧙 (not 👨‍🚀)53.896332.581
inspiring (not cringeworthy)53.7117329.323
😭 (not 😀)53.791528.149
stoic (not hypochondriac)53.7119538.121
pop (not indie)53.656424.215
interesting (not tiresome)53.5153537.224
lustful (not chaste)53.4109828.436
writer (not reader)53.293735.224
curious (not apathetic)53.0153333.827
pessimistic (not optimistic)53.097429.030
minimalist (not pack rat)53.0106931.937
🧕 (not 💃)53.061530.746
pure (not debased)52.9106330.826
stingy (not generous)52.970633.326
awkward (not comfortable)52.881930.824
cryptic (not straightforward)52.745534.825
unfixable (not fixable)52.768033.7158
fearmongering (not reassuring)52.776434.535
gracious (not feisty)52.654631.625
provincial (not cosmopolitan)52.289937.068
cunning (not honorable)52.180232.8172
brave (not careful)52.0135434.068
crafty (not scholarly)52.0125634.423
sunny (not gloomy)52.087129.4156
reluctant (not eager)51.961235.915
Coke (not Pepsi)51.8107739.733
low-tech (not high-tech)51.7101732.666
realist (not idealist)51.7106436.937
French (not Russian)51.6131435.4145
geriatric (not vibrant)51.654931.4138
naughty (not nice)51.4105433.516
tame (not wild)51.280430.725
shallow (not deep)51.264234.5184
enlightened (not lost)51.293531.6162
coarse (not delicate)51.2129633.728
love shy (not cassanova)51.2101228.022
cruel (not kind)51.056024.126
🐿 (not 🦇)51.0120636.232
disarming (not creepy)50.4155829.572
perfect (not flawed)50.549833.624

The lowest rating for any description in the table is 50.0 despite a 1 to 100 scale being used. This is because descriptions that had values lower than the midpoint were reversed. For example, a score of 1/100 for "hot (not cold)" is equivalent to a score of 100/100 for "cold (not hot)". This was done so that all the traits that are most distinctive for a character are at the top of the table.

Similar characters

The similarity between two characters can be calculated by taking the correlation between the lists of their traits. This produces a value from +1 to -1. With +1 implying that every trait one character is high on the other one is high on too, to an equal degree. And, -1 implying that if a character is high on specific trait, the other one is low on it. The 10 most and least similar characters to Bree Van de Kamp based on their crowd-sourced profiles are listed below with the correlation in parenthesis.

Most similar Least similar
  1. Eleanor Sung-Young (0.845)
  2. Emily Gilmore (0.832)
  3. Spencer Hastings (0.804)
  4. Tissaia (0.791)
  5. Zelda Spellman (0.782)
  6. Mamá Imelda (0.781)
  7. Michaela Pratt (0.765)
  8. Mellie Grant (0.762)
  9. Mycroft Holmes (0.754)
  10. Paris Geller (0.752)
  1. Jake Harper (-0.66)
  2. Jason Mendoza (-0.659)
  3. Kevin Malone (-0.637)
  4. Patrick Star (-0.624)
  5. Barney Gumble (-0.62)
  6. Nelson Bighetti (-0.617)
  7. Luke Dunphy (-0.617)
  8. Neil Fak (-0.6)
  9. Ed (-0.595)
  10. Philip J. Fry (-0.577)

Personality types

Users who took the quiz were asked to self-identify their Myers-Briggs and Enneagram types. We can look at the average match scores of these different groups of users with Bree Van de Kamp to see what personality types people who describe themselves in ways similar to the way Bree Van de Kamp is described identify as.

Myers-Briggs Self-type Average match score with character Number of users


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