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Jake Harper Descriptive Personality Statistics

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Jake Harper is a character from Two and Half Men.

This page summarizes crowd sourced ratings of their personality collected from users of the Statistical "Which Character" Personality Quiz. This website has recruited more than 3 million volunteers to rate characters on descriptive adjectives and other properties, which can be aggregated to create profiles that users can be matched to as part of a personality test. For more information about how the ratings were collected and how they are used, see the documentation.

Aggregated ratings for 400 descriptions

The table shows the average rating the character received for each descriptive item on a 1 to 100 scale and what that character's rank for the description is among all 2,000 characters in the database. It also shows the standard deviation of the ratings and how many different individuals submitted a rating for that description.

ItemAverage ratingRankRating standard deviationNumber of raters
goof-off (not studious)92.21811.8120
slacker (not workaholic)92.01013.0145
young (not old)89.56315.4121
disorganized (not self-disciplined)89.12317.2128
🛌 (not 🧗)89.11516.6168
messy (not neat)88.84013.6129
tardy (not on-time)87.93014.244
lazy (not diligent)87.5715.1126
ADHD (not OCD)87.54413.337
lenient (not strict)87.33315.7136
gamer (not non-gamer)87.02815.942
loose (not tight)86.92013.845
summer (not winter)86.97319.838
slothful (not active)86.51216.1155
unpolished (not eloquent)86.53118.5118
clumsy (not coordinated)86.04714.7136
relaxed (not tense)85.32418.9111
boy/girl-next-door (not celebrity)84.913919.432
🐒 (not 🐩)84.73417.488
plays hard (not works hard)84.45816.1132
drop out (not valedictorian)84.46619.298
unmotivated (not motivated)84.4821.440
leisurely (not hurried)84.12923.4130
foolish (not wise)84.15218.6164
lighthearted (not intense)84.12316.447
oblivious (not alert)83.65721.3103
slugabed (not go-getter)83.5621.192
random (not pointed)83.44723.834
bored (not interested)82.8622.539
chaotic (not orderly)82.719120.6138
underachiever (not overachiever)82.72618.733
modern (not historical)82.69514.5126
spontaneous (not scheduled)82.619621.0139
👨‍🔧 (not 👨‍⚕️)82.615421.4112
chill (not offended)82.44721.541
incompetent (not competent)82.23420.2124
juvenile (not mature)82.212823.3143
apprentice (not master)82.05222.8132
nonpolitical (not political)81.92421.4118
slow (not fast)81.91817.3119
scruffy (not manicured)81.915219.598
unambitious (not driven)81.6821.2117
freelance (not corporate)81.427523.236
dunce (not genius)81.44120.6164
impulsive (not cautious)81.324322.9129
one-faced (not two-faced)81.329025.539
interrupting (not attentive)81.214422.943
sleepy (not frenzied)81.1619.044
folksy (not presidential)81.08517.442
lost (not enlightened)80.88119.155
good-humored (not angry)80.821917.0140
playful (not serious)80.716522.7120
dog person (not cat person)80.513819.126
👩‍🎤 (not 👩‍🔬)80.320121.2127
receiving (not giving)80.316421.739
unprepared (not hoarder)80.22121.4105
slovenly (not stylish)80.17120.8129
low IQ (not high IQ)80.13121.1135
rustic (not cultured)80.15825.736
first-mate (not captain)80.021619.5120
cheesy (not chic)79.813124.346
instinctual (not reasoned)79.718922.6116
mischievous (not well behaved)79.343421.4117
simple (not complicated)79.32824.4149
naive (not paranoid)79.25522.934
stinky (not fresh)79.17421.0125
whimsical (not rational)79.114722.9108
night owl (not morning lark)79.129817.2127
😎 (not 🧐)79.024224.9108
unobservant (not perceptive)79.03120.034
reactive (not proactive)78.64522.027
muddy (not washed)78.48518.435
ignorant (not knowledgeable)78.27423.846
head@clouds (not down2earth)78.118927.7149
comedic (not dramatic)77.67324.832
disreputable (not prestigious)77.210320.6123
experimental (not reliable)77.220225.929
funny (not humorless)77.135024.7149
🧢 (not 🎩)77.123929.9112
🐿 (not 🦇)77.025123.084
cannibal (not vegan)77.022123.036
desperate (not high standards)76.911124.043
vague (not precise)76.73524.7122
epic (not deep)76.68123.041
privileged (not oppressed)76.550320.740
aloof (not obsessed)76.2723.7131
outlaw (not sheriff)76.237717.8133
gullible (not cynical)76.212328.036
slow-talking (not fast-talking)76.17723.834
rugged (not refined)75.825922.2127
imaginative (not practical)75.718825.7125
soft (not hard)75.624120.9137
whippersnapper (not sage)75.59326.529
f***-the-police (not tattle-tale)75.554426.246
beta (not alpha)75.421323.0127
perverted (not clean)75.418922.450
👟 (not 🥾)75.219928.0107
lover (not fighter)75.126518.736
cringeworthy (not inspiring)75.119424.5113
🐷 (not 🐮)74.99524.6152
awkward (not suspicious)74.815324.2146
weird (not normal)74.841120.5134
spontaneous (not deliberate)74.622626.4136
punk rock (not preppy)74.630621.349
twitchy (not still)74.435826.539
unorthodox (not traditional)74.343125.3139
princess (not queen)74.211626.732
flexible (not rigid)74.114224.0116
meek (not bossy)73.814523.0122
backdoor (not official)73.829823.5103
quitter (not persistent)73.7124.9100
overspender (not penny-pincher)73.523425.0152
awkward (not charming)73.418624.8133
lowbrow (not highbrow)73.47926.489
open (not guarded)73.311523.497
unassuming (not pretentious)73.312729.299
indiscreet (not tactful)73.19829.697
🤣 (not 😊)72.418630.9111
heathen (not devout)72.319619.9121
passive (not assertive)72.310724.9136
crafty (not scholarly)72.248322.5133
bad-cook (not good-cook)72.225332.238
🤺 (not 🏌)72.268626.996
😜 (not 🤐)72.138226.0103
fantastical (not realistic)72.129726.035
oxymoron (not tautology)72.15327.329
focused on the present (not focused on the future)72.017729.7162
rebellious (not obedient)71.967625.8124
artistic (not scientific)71.837420.9104
urban (not rural)71.863726.5132
gatherer (not hunter)71.834525.436
opinionated (not jealous)71.868924.732
submissive (not dominant)71.523023.1119
edgy (not politically correct)71.547321.6123
trolling (not triggered)71.512224.741
soft (not hard)71.435123.6110
English (not German)71.390128.136
barbaric (not civilized)71.119724.9111
monotone (not expressive)71.116926.829
thick (not thin)71.126622.6119
impatient (not patient)71.060326.6142
never cries (not often crying)71.053826.825
physical (not intellectual)70.926826.9138
gendered (not androgynous)70.9115329.0122
😀 (not 😭)70.829828.6103
exaggerating (not factual)70.746525.939
bold (not serious)70.646423.0135
puny (not mighty)70.512024.2108
chivalrous (not businesslike)70.531224.234
generalist (not specialist)70.43727.8105
anarchist (not statist)70.134026.9131
codependent (not independent)70.024729.6109
distant (not touchy-feely)70.048424.338
unambiguous (not mysterious)69.938327.0121
noob (not pro)69.511828.4105
shallow (not deep)69.521726.7115
🐐 (not 🦒)69.534429.1130
skeptical (not spiritual)69.380726.6137
unchallenging (not demanding)69.310929.533
straight (not queer)69.293928.3123
open-minded (not close-minded)69.154027.8134
💪 (not 🧠)69.124827.0107
technophile (not luddite)69.129428.8109
child free (not pronatalist)68.956325.482
ludicrous (not sensible)68.931528.4103
frank (not sugarcoated)68.989928.528
lewd (not tasteful)68.822125.696
scandalous (not proper)68.853425.1128
intimate (not formal)68.838226.8145
straightforward (not cryptic)68.564328.3124
explorer (not builder)68.446224.6110
wavering (not resolute)68.38125.892
open-book (not secretive)68.323930.044
orange (not purple)68.226229.0110
entitled (not grateful)68.252925.241
doer (not thinker)68.262931.537
family-first (not work-first)68.154622.0108
egalitarian (not racist)68.1129122.587
kind (not cruel)68.0101123.0125
flimsy (not sturdy)67.918926.437
self-destructive (not self-improving)67.949026.747
🏀 (not 🎨)67.842530.731
rude (not respectful)67.637322.5137
democratic (not authoritarian)67.647626.498
abstract (not concrete)67.628130.397
efficient (not overprepared)67.659227.936
circular (not linear)67.619331.444
dorky (not cool)67.441627.980
indulgent (not sober)67.356826.7119
traumatized (not flourishing)67.372723.943
liberal (not conservative)67.265727.782
ironic (not profound)67.130326.640
deranged (not reasonable)67.040526.995
🎃 (not 💀)66.937030.635
remote (not involved)66.88027.9128
🤔 (not 🤫)66.838436.1105
compersive (not jealous)66.740325.0104
sarcastic (not genuine)66.749430.9143
playful (not shy)66.593327.6128
💃 (not 🧕)66.380229.3138
calm (not anxious)66.033829.3125
😈 (not 😇)66.052726.3128
western (not eastern)65.961832.8123
cunning (not honorable)65.844125.2148
domestic (not industrial)65.733728.8108
not genocidal (not genocidal)65.6106832.625
hedonist (not monastic)65.544131.070
real (not philosophical)65.469928.4149
masculine (not feminine)65.490520.7127
🤡 (not 👽)65.330133.594
fearmongering (not reassuring)65.342930.935
indie (not pop)65.275033.050
astonishing (not methodical)65.132628.3104
atheist (not theist)65.167826.2101
weakass (not badass)65.121625.030
sexist (not feminist)65.034527.6120
pack rat (not minimalist)64.933129.086
pacifist (not ferocious)64.738027.1134
emotional (not logical)64.764226.5113
avant-garde (not classical)64.735528.7100
insulting (not complimentary)64.751126.3103
wooden (not plastic)64.587528.132
chatty (not reserved)64.466028.2127
gregarious (not private)64.338426.9119
not introspective (not introspective)64.121131.7148
warm (not cold)63.774126.8145
🙃 (not 🥰)63.647931.6153
dispassionate (not romantic)63.626230.139
helpless (not resourceful)63.513126.6109
spelunker (not claustrophobic)63.467431.241
everyman (not chosen one)63.343831.541
🧙 (not 👨‍🚀)62.858030.6117
off-key (not musical)62.858130.840
variable (not consistent)62.632932.534
long-winded (not concise)62.640329.427
outsider (not insider)62.559628.3127
lustful (not chaste)62.372327.2115
literal (not metaphorical)62.376333.4129
giggling (not chortling)62.231833.131
sexual (not asexual)62.1101329.939
scrub (not legit)62.019731.1135
literary (not mathematical)61.980225.1104
💩 (not 🌟)61.728032.296
accepting (not judgemental)61.661830.0131
sweet (not bitter)61.470926.4128
selfish (not altruistic)61.360126.7145
📉 (not 📈)61.320534.693
melee (not ranged)61.329025.828
creative (not conventional)61.274631.6133
repulsive (not attractive)61.127623.4146
empirical (not theoretical)61.152728.8133
individualist (not communal)61.184832.0120
gossiping (not confidential)61.043129.6123
idealist (not realist)61.059632.9137
transparent (not machiavellian)60.960733.033
vanilla (not kinky)60.766329.392
mundane (not extraordinary)60.727229.6121
feisty (not gracious)60.7108526.6114
crazy (not sane)60.770525.1106
blue-collar (not ivory-tower)60.671930.093
repetitive (not varied)60.670629.5138
bold (not shy)60.5146227.6147
centrist (not radical)60.540533.432
common sense (not analysis)60.433733.529
flirtatious (not prudish)60.479732.124
forgiving (not vengeful)60.376028.6120
moody (not stable)60.3103530.2126
uninspiring (not charismatic)60.317531.5119
🐀 (not 🐘)60.355231.5108
neutral (not opinionated)60.39333.145
autistic (not neurotypical)60.216924.4124
wild (not tame)60.294629.4157
disarming (not creepy)60.2118725.8114
innocent (not worldly)60.135329.8137
subjective (not objective)59.751231.1120
forward-thinking (not stuck-in-the-past)59.776030.333
🚴 (not 🏋️‍♂️)59.6118527.789
nerd (not jock)59.594033.0165
hesitant (not decisive)59.532831.5131
curious (not apathetic)59.3119631.4108
depressed (not bright)59.363025.5113
glad (not mad)59.357627.287
stuttering (not rhythmic)59.329828.038
natural-talent (not hard-work)59.337529.832
rough (not smooth)59.068227.2128
cheery (not sorrowful)58.956828.6123
mild (not spicy)58.848831.3143
sporty (not bookish)58.760226.1103
thick-skinned (not sensitive)58.679028.5120
wholesome (not salacious)58.493929.9103
metrosexual (not macho)58.497724.825
stubborn (not accommodating)58.4130634.346
thrifty (not extravagant)58.277831.137
vulnerable (not armoured)58.148628.4125
white knight (not bad boy)58.197424.134
Swedish (not Italian)58.062031.731
loud (not quiet)57.986729.8145
zany (not regular)57.990530.097
cocky (not timid)57.8128332.731
water (not fire)57.755732.637
mainstream (not arcane)57.651529.997
open to new experinces (not uncreative)57.5131532.5138
demonic (not angelic)57.564726.6104
basic (not hipster)57.596730.7122
trendy (not vintage)57.436627.734
devoted (not unfaithful)57.3155526.535
protagonist (not antagonist)57.2132830.130
flower child (not goth)57.1108028.036
short (not tall)57.064528.2177
optimistic (not pessimistic)56.978431.4131
cooperative (not competitive)56.759126.9123
debased (not pure)56.774627.5125
loveable (not punchable)56.7110934.048
low self esteem (not narcissistic)56.756029.437
resigned (not resistant)56.616130.5128
monochrome (not multicolored)56.676532.1105
city-slicker (not country-bumpkin)56.4123529.9103
🤠 (not 🤑)56.4108135.192
unemotional (not emotional)56.437228.334
impartial (not biased)56.320228.5117
provincial (not cosmopolitan)56.367529.2116
decorative (not utilitarian)56.350330.1111
pain-avoidant (not masochistic)56.370931.431
freak (not normie)56.391432.844
always down (not picky)56.351234.731
soulful (not soulless)56.1141828.2151
realistic (not ambitious)56.155831.938
adventurous (not stick-in-the-mud)56.0104732.8136
no-nonsense (not dramatic)55.875531.7110
psychopath (not empath)55.860828.133
emancipated (not enslaved)55.7130928.3123
important (not irrelevant)55.7158232.1125
love-focused (not money-focused)55.7124530.333
stoic (not hypochondriac)55.6103831.132
sheltered (not street-smart)55.560232.9105
joyful (not miserable)55.563929.291
'right-brained' (not 'left-brained')55.434331.8105
ugly (not beautiful)55.329526.6144
🥶 (not 🥵)55.362532.629
stingy (not generous)55.360729.538
side character (not main character)55.192033.519
self-assured (not self-conscious)55.0127731.0127
reclusive (not social)54.774930.1147
poetic (not factual)54.670127.936
sickly (not healthy)54.540627.9136
moist (not dry)54.580228.032
brave (not careful)54.4119626.3131
yes-man (not contrarian)54.453331.027
insecure (not confident)54.348530.5126
poor (not rich)54.370723.8114
blacksmith (not tailor)54.364629.931
proletariat (not bourgeoisie)54.094931.584
nurturing (not poisonous)54.0114724.3116
sunny (not gloomy)53.977928.151
serene (not pensive)53.919231.427
🙅‍♂️ (not 🙋‍♂️)53.869633.495
introvert (not extrovert)53.775429.1146
air (not earth)53.747934.538
blissful (not haunted)53.651927.537
high-tech (not low-tech)53.490831.9131
quirky (not predictable)53.493932.434
suspicious (not trusting)53.3102732.9132
average (not deviant)53.364130.4114
unfixable (not fixable)53.263331.735
envious (not prideful)53.225623.040
happy (not sad)52.964727.4128
🥴 (not 🥳)52.9107834.4100
nihilist (not existentialist)52.752330.0102
🐴 (not 🦄)52.7109036.190
innocent (not jaded)52.556729.734
trash (not treasure)52.435230.1120
💝 (not 💔)52.4101132.5117
animalistic (not human)52.347630.6126
extreme (not moderate)52.3123231.1122
rock (not rap)52.3172430.833
arrogant (not humble)52.1106228.4132
libertarian (not socialist)51.9113427.498
transient (not permanent)51.975030.698
tiresome (not interesting)51.841131.0143
sheeple (not conspiracist)51.850232.3126
believable (not poorly-written)51.8186428.546
Roman (not Greek)51.7100932.134
direct (not roundabout)51.6143632.1127
expressive (not stoic)51.4116429.9129
warm (not quarrelsome)51.489930.4119
patriotic (not unpatriotic)51.3146632.082
equitable (not hypocritical)51.2107828.1120
subdued (not exuberant)51.276729.526
heroic (not villainous)51.1149022.8119
trusting (not charming)51.188228.5121
unlucky (not fortunate)51.0106828.9130
😏 (not 😬)51.0117131.6100
French (not Russian)51.0127233.533
bashful (not exhibitionist)51.064826.538
lavish (not frugal)50.985628.6108
traitorous (not loyal)50.342728.3123
👻 (not 🤖)50.7106735.692
geriatric (not vibrant)50.753329.138
flamboyant (not modest)50.490131.5127
demure (not vain)50.597228.8100
Pepsi (not Coke)50.586837.131

The lowest rating for any description in the table is 50.0 despite a 1 to 100 scale being used. This is because descriptions that had values lower than the midpoint were reversed. For example, a score of 1/100 for "hot (not cold)" is equivalent to a score of 100/100 for "cold (not hot)". This was done so that all the traits that are most distinctive for a character are at the top of the table.

Similar characters

The similarity between two characters can be calculated by taking the correlation between the lists of their traits. This produces a value from +1 to -1. With +1 implying that every trait one character is high on the other one is high on too, to an equal degree. And, -1 implying that if a character is high on specific trait, the other one is low on it. The 10 most and least similar characters to Jake Harper based on their crowd-sourced profiles are listed below with the correlation in parenthesis.

Most similar Least similar
  1. Ed (0.848)
  2. Luke Dunphy (0.836)
  3. Kevin Malone (0.8)
  4. Barney Gumble (0.794)
  5. Homer Simpson (0.783)
  6. Philip J. Fry (0.774)
  7. Jason Mendoza (0.768)
  8. Gene Belcher (0.719)
  9. Nelson Bighetti (0.704)
  10. Michael Kelso (0.697)
  1. Bree Van de Kamp (-0.676)
  2. Tissaia (-0.672)
  3. Dr. Lisa Cuddy (-0.653)
  4. Mamá Imelda (-0.652)
  5. Lady Jessica (-0.65)
  6. Cedric Daniels (-0.65)
  7. M (-0.649)
  8. Juliet Burke (-0.637)
  9. Camille Saroyan (-0.636)
  10. Spencer Hastings (-0.626)

Personality types

Users who took the quiz were asked to self-identify their Myers-Briggs and Enneagram types. We can look at the average match scores of these different groups of users with Jake Harper to see what personality types people who describe themselves in ways similar to the way Jake Harper is described identify as.

Myers-Briggs Self-type Average match score with character Number of users


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