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Jake Harper Personality Statistics

Jake Harper is a character from Two and Half Men. This page summarizes crowd sourced ratings of their personality collected from users of the Statistical "Which Character" Personality Quiz. People who take the quiz are asked if they would also be willing to volunteer to rate characters that they know. The ratings are made on a 100 point scale between two adjectives and then all averaged together into a composite. Because of the "law of large numbers" (a.k.a. wisdom of the crowds) this profile is very reliable. If you take one persons opinion of what a character is like and compare it to the opinion of another person about what that character is like, they could be very different. But if you compare the opinions of two groups, the difference gets smaller and smaller the larger the groups.

The table shows the average rating the character received for each trait in the survey. Because the questions are bipolar adjective pairs, they are reversible (i.e. a score of 25 on short<--->tall is the same as a score of 75 on tall<--->short). On this page, traits that had an average score below the midpoint have been reversed so they can be listed in order of most to least extreme for that character. The table also shows this character's relative rank on that trait compared to all other characters in the database. The standard deviation of ratings is shown, the basic idea here is that if the standard deviation is higher then that means there is less agreement between raters on that trait (the less agreement, the larger the sample size needed to get a reliable estimate). The number of raters is how many different individuals submitted a rating for that trait with this character; each rater rated only a random subset of traits for each character when they were surveyed.

TraitAverage ratingRankRating standard deviationNumber of raters
goof-off (not studious)92.11812.0116
slacker (not workaholic)91.9913.1142
young (not old)89.55015.5120
ADHD (not OCD)89.22312.233
🛌 (not 🧗)89.11216.6164
disorganized (not self-disciplined)89.02317.2127
messy (not neat)88.73813.7127
unmotivated (not motivated)88.5316.433
tardy (not on-time)87.93214.342
lazy (not diligent)87.7715.2121
lenient (not strict)87.32715.7136
loose (not tight)87.01514.141
gamer (not non-gamer)86.73016.240
unpolished (not eloquent)86.52718.5118
slothful (not active)86.31116.2152
boy/girl-next-door (not celebrity)86.09120.026
clumsy (not coordinated)85.94814.9133
relaxed (not tense)85.81318.2110
🐒 (not 🐩)85.82815.886
summer (not winter)85.39020.733
plays hard (not works hard)84.45416.2129
leisurely (not hurried)84.32323.4129
drop out (not valedictorian)84.35719.693
foolish (not wise)84.14818.6162
lighthearted (not intense)84.11916.844
slugabed (not go-getter)83.5521.192
oblivious (not alert)83.54821.4102
random (not pointed)83.44423.834
apprentice (not master)83.03821.8127
underachiever (not overachiever)82.81918.330
chaotic (not orderly)82.716820.6138
sleepy (not frenzied)82.6517.242
bored (not interested)82.5523.535
spontaneous (not scheduled)82.417321.1137
nonpolitical (not political)82.41720.7116
modern (not historical)82.48014.5125
juvenile (not mature)82.411023.3141
👨‍🔧 (not 👨‍⚕️)82.213921.4110
interrupting (not attentive)82.111720.337
chill (not offended)82.03321.939
slow (not fast)81.91717.3117
scruffy (not manicured)81.912719.598
incompetent (not competent)81.83320.3121
unambitious (not driven)81.6621.4115
cheesy (not chic)81.68321.940
dunce (not genius)81.23820.6163
impulsive (not cautious)80.922023.0126
lost (not enlightened)80.87219.155
one-faced (not two-faced)80.827025.638
dog person (not cat person)80.711019.824
playful (not serious)80.714022.6121
good-humored (not angry)80.618416.9139
first-mate (not captain)80.616718.7118
👩‍🎤 (not 👩‍🔬)80.117221.2126
slovenly (not stylish)80.06720.9126
low IQ (not high IQ)80.03021.1133
unprepared (not hoarder)80.02121.6102
freelance (not corporate)79.927124.530
folksy (not presidential)79.89517.539
muddy (not washed)79.66317.925
instinctual (not reasoned)79.616922.6115
mischievous (not well behaved)79.337521.5116
night owl (not morning lark)79.225117.3125
simple (not complicated)79.22224.5148
receiving (not giving)79.116721.332
😎 (not 🧐)79.020225.0107
stinky (not fresh)79.06521.1123
whimsical (not rational)78.814023.0106
unobservant (not perceptive)78.72720.333
comedic (not dramatic)78.75424.127
naive (not paranoid)78.75023.829
reactive (not proactive)78.25123.820
head@clouds (not down2earth)77.716627.9146
rustic (not cultured)77.58627.230
ignorant (not knowledgeable)77.47324.044
experimental (not reliable)77.317626.428
desperate (not high standards)77.29824.040
disreputable (not prestigious)76.99420.7121
🐿 (not 🦇)76.921923.182
🧢 (not 🎩)76.920430.0111
funny (not humorless)76.730924.8146
vague (not precise)76.72925.0119
👟 (not 🥾)76.213527.4100
outlaw (not sheriff)76.232117.8131
aloof (not obsessed)76.0423.7130
rugged (not refined)75.921522.0124
slow-talking (not fast-talking)75.95924.233
gullible (not cynical)75.810429.233
cannibal (not vegan)75.823323.732
privileged (not oppressed)75.647721.237
imaginative (not practical)75.516725.9123
punk rock (not preppy)75.524921.645
fantastical (not realistic)75.519322.432
princess (not queen)75.59024.428
soft (not hard)75.420320.9134
whippersnapper (not sage)75.47526.928
beta (not alpha)75.318223.2125
epic (not deep)75.29324.136
🐷 (not 🐮)75.18024.4150
awkward (not suspicious)74.913324.4144
lover (not fighter)74.823819.632
unorthodox (not traditional)74.834424.6134
cringeworthy (not inspiring)74.717924.5111
spontaneous (not deliberate)74.618226.4136
weird (not normal)74.636420.5133
flexible (not rigid)74.511623.9115
unassuming (not pretentious)74.48528.992
twitchy (not still)74.431026.838
awkward (not charming)74.115224.1130
indiscreet (not tactful)74.17129.393
f***-the-police (not tattle-tale)74.050526.443
perverted (not clean)73.819525.635
meek (not bossy)73.712523.0121
overspender (not penny-pincher)73.720225.0149
lowbrow (not highbrow)73.57526.587
quitter (not persistent)73.5224.998
backdoor (not official)73.428123.5101
open (not guarded)73.09723.496
rebellious (not obedient)72.556325.1123
artistic (not scientific)72.330420.4100
heathen (not devout)72.318320.0120
crafty (not scholarly)72.242022.5130
🤺 (not 🏌)72.257226.996
English (not German)72.172328.234
urban (not rural)72.054626.6130
😜 (not 🤐)72.032626.1102
focused on the present (not focused on the future)71.915229.7161
🤣 (not 😊)71.817531.1108
edgy (not politically correct)71.840621.4120
gatherer (not hunter)71.729126.533
barbaric (not civilized)71.617224.7108
submissive (not dominant)71.619323.1118
trolling (not triggered)71.510524.741
bad-cook (not good-cook)71.524432.032
soft (not hard)71.429223.7109
exaggerating (not factual)71.438923.533
monotone (not expressive)71.412727.324
passive (not assertive)71.210625.0129
gendered (not androgynous)71.298128.8120
doer (not thinker)71.144529.531
opinionated (not jealous)71.063325.130
puny (not mighty)70.910823.6105
thick (not thin)70.823822.7116
bold (not serious)70.738322.9131
impatient (not patient)70.753126.8138
😀 (not 😭)70.525228.8101
generalist (not specialist)70.33027.9104
physical (not intellectual)70.323627.0134
anarchist (not statist)70.028427.0129
unambiguous (not mysterious)69.933227.2119
efficient (not overprepared)69.840425.333
codependent (not independent)69.822129.9106
chivalrous (not businesslike)69.728424.332
open-minded (not close-minded)69.642827.6132
shallow (not deep)69.520126.7115
🐐 (not 🦒)69.526429.1128
skeptical (not spiritual)69.369326.6137
unchallenging (not demanding)69.39529.533
straight (not queer)69.285728.3123
circular (not linear)69.113930.043
technophile (not luddite)69.025628.9104
💪 (not 🧠)69.020727.0105
open-book (not secretive)69.019029.540
distant (not touchy-feely)69.044024.735
entitled (not grateful)68.944623.138
lewd (not tasteful)68.821025.696
noob (not pro)68.812128.4101
intimate (not formal)68.831626.8145
never cries (not often crying)68.850028.121
ludicrous (not sensible)68.628928.4102
straightforward (not cryptic)68.553728.4123
explorer (not builder)68.438324.6110
scandalous (not proper)68.347125.2124
orange (not purple)68.221729.0110
egalitarian (not racist)68.2107622.685
child free (not pronatalist)68.149625.678
wavering (not resolute)68.17125.991
centrist (not radical)68.012328.827
self-destructive (not self-improving)67.943526.747
family-first (not work-first)67.746922.0106
deranged (not reasonable)67.733626.492
flimsy (not sturdy)67.717827.235
ironic (not profound)67.725025.235
democratic (not authoritarian)67.639526.498
kind (not cruel)67.685723.1122
rude (not respectful)67.333822.6134
abstract (not concrete)67.225830.296
indulgent (not sober)67.148926.9117
dorky (not cool)66.938728.078
remote (not involved)66.96928.2125
liberal (not conservative)66.856027.681
🤔 (not 🤫)66.831636.1105
sarcastic (not genuine)66.744031.0141
traumatized (not flourishing)66.762224.540
playful (not shy)66.679727.7127
💃 (not 🧕)66.667429.2137
😈 (not 😇)66.444925.8125
weakass (not badass)66.317424.629
oxymoron (not tautology)66.318431.218
compersive (not jealous)66.233825.4100
calm (not anxious)66.028929.4124
indie (not pop)65.958631.337
everyman (not chosen one)65.729729.733
domestic (not industrial)65.628428.9107
western (not eastern)65.649832.8122
cunning (not honorable)65.539025.3145
avant-garde (not classical)65.328928.697
sexist (not feminist)65.330827.6119
🏀 (not 🎨)65.339230.526
fearmongering (not reassuring)65.338029.831
masculine (not feminine)65.276720.7124
hedonist (not monastic)65.139631.567
real (not philosophical)65.161628.6146
insulting (not complimentary)65.143226.1102
🤡 (not 👽)65.125333.693
astonishing (not methodical)64.927628.7100
pacifist (not ferocious)64.831327.3132
gregarious (not private)64.532426.9117
atheist (not theist)64.559326.099
wooden (not plastic)64.574828.531
chatty (not reserved)64.356928.3126
pack rat (not minimalist)64.330129.383
🎃 (not 💀)64.338232.230
🙃 (not 🥰)64.240031.5151
emotional (not logical)64.056026.6110
not introspective (not introspective)64.018831.7145
frank (not sugarcoated)64.094229.920
helpless (not resourceful)63.910726.6107
long-winded (not concise)63.931529.617
warm (not cold)63.761826.9144
sexual (not asexual)63.782929.636
dispassionate (not romantic)63.621730.538
neutral (not opinionated)63.65731.839
outsider (not insider)63.050628.2123
🧙 (not 👨‍🚀)62.948530.4115
scrub (not legit)62.917330.5130
lustful (not chaste)62.860927.0112
off-key (not musical)62.849430.840
variable (not consistent)62.228432.928
blue-collar (not ivory-tower)62.157429.390
literal (not metaphorical)62.067633.6126
literary (not mathematical)61.867725.2103
accepting (not judgemental)61.850729.9129
💩 (not 🌟)61.724632.296
empirical (not theoretical)61.543628.6130
selfish (not altruistic)61.452226.8144
sweet (not bitter)61.459126.4128
idealist (not realist)61.449133.0135
gossiping (not confidential)61.337129.4119
individualist (not communal)61.371431.7118
📉 (not 📈)61.317834.693
melee (not ranged)61.325225.021
giggling (not chortling)61.328833.330
thrifty (not extravagant)61.355629.829
protagonist (not antagonist)61.399829.027
forward-thinking (not stuck-in-the-past)61.259130.129
common sense (not analysis)61.126634.621
crazy (not sane)61.060425.1102
vanilla (not kinky)60.956129.590
spelunker (not claustrophobic)60.967231.135
repulsive (not attractive)60.825823.4144
bold (not shy)60.7125227.7146
feisty (not gracious)60.794326.6114
repetitive (not varied)60.761729.5136
creative (not conventional)60.664432.0128
mundane (not extraordinary)60.624529.5117
moody (not stable)60.488930.0124
autistic (not neurotypical)60.412724.4123
forgiving (not vengeful)60.363029.0116
uninspiring (not charismatic)60.315531.5119
🐀 (not 🐘)60.344631.5108
flirtatious (not prudish)60.369132.519
metrosexual (not macho)60.177423.824
transparent (not machiavellian)60.154133.822
innocent (not worldly)60.030129.7135
wild (not tame)60.081129.4156
hesitant (not decisive)59.827731.5130
curious (not apathetic)59.798431.3107
nerd (not jock)59.679733.1163
subjective (not objective)59.640731.2119
rough (not smooth)59.555227.0125
not genocidal (not genocidal)59.4104234.517
white knight (not bad boy)59.479023.929
vulnerable (not armoured)59.239828.2119
disarming (not creepy)59.2103325.6110
water (not fire)59.241932.426
flower child (not goth)59.185928.829
glad (not mad)59.048627.286
mild (not spicy)58.841831.2141
sporty (not bookish)58.750726.1103
🚴 (not 🏋️‍♂️)58.6102527.686
stubborn (not accommodating)58.6111333.140
cheery (not sorrowful)58.549328.5120
depressed (not bright)58.554725.4110
thick-skinned (not sensitive)58.368828.8117
natural-talent (not hard-work)58.233929.830
wholesome (not salacious)58.180029.9102
Swedish (not Italian)58.050931.731
stuttering (not rhythmic)57.928528.036
loud (not quiet)57.874929.8144
freak (not normie)57.874132.942
demonic (not angelic)57.755226.8101
basic (not hipster)57.784330.5119
unemotional (not emotional)57.731128.328
zany (not regular)57.678730.394
trendy (not vintage)57.630428.133
cooperative (not competitive)57.546626.3121
open to new experinces (not uncreative)57.5109832.5138
cocky (not timid)57.5109033.729
mainstream (not arcane)57.445830.196
optimistic (not pessimistic)57.064731.2128
adventurous (not stick-in-the-mud)57.084732.4133
psychopath (not empath)57.049327.631
soulful (not soulless)56.9117428.0147
serene (not pensive)56.911031.821
debased (not pure)56.764127.5125
city-slicker (not country-bumpkin)56.7105729.6101
resigned (not resistant)56.613030.5128
monochrome (not multicolored)56.665932.2103
🤠 (not 🤑)56.489135.192
provincial (not cosmopolitan)56.356629.2116
pain-avoidant (not masochistic)56.359931.431
short (not tall)56.257227.7132
decorative (not utilitarian)56.242230.3108
loveable (not punchable)56.194633.842
impartial (not biased)56.016828.4116
yes-man (not contrarian)56.041130.526
important (not irrelevant)55.9133832.1121
joyful (not miserable)55.952729.488
low self esteem (not narcissistic)55.947730.035
realistic (not ambitious)55.944933.030
always down (not picky)55.744535.324
moist (not dry)55.663027.831
'right-brained' (not 'left-brained')55.527832.0104
sheltered (not street-smart)55.551032.9105
stingy (not generous)55.353329.538
devoted (not unfaithful)55.3133327.325
stoic (not hypochondriac)55.388428.927
emancipated (not enslaved)55.2111628.2120
ugly (not beautiful)55.226526.3140
no-nonsense (not dramatic)55.166431.3106
poor (not rich)54.958023.8110
reclusive (not social)54.962530.2145
sunny (not gloomy)54.962528.149
quirky (not predictable)54.874032.830
sickly (not healthy)54.533327.9136
self-assured (not self-conscious)54.4111130.8123
blacksmith (not tailor)54.454330.629
envious (not prideful)54.319822.737
brave (not careful)54.0101926.4127
insecure (not confident)54.041630.5125
nurturing (not poisonous)53.896424.3115
🙅‍♂️ (not 🙋‍♂️)53.860433.693
unfixable (not fixable)53.852532.632
🥶 (not 🥵)53.859433.826
rock (not rap)53.8143631.329
introvert (not extrovert)53.762929.1146
high-tech (not low-tech)53.675031.8128
blissful (not haunted)53.444227.836
poetic (not factual)53.361728.833
trash (not treasure)53.230130.1117
subdued (not exuberant)53.257628.325
happy (not sad)53.155627.5124
Roman (not Greek)53.175231.533
proletariat (not bourgeoisie)52.981531.182
average (not deviant)52.955630.2113
suspicious (not trusting)52.790833.0129
nihilist (not existentialist)52.745030.0102
🐴 (not 🦄)52.791436.190
🥴 (not 🥳)52.692234.599
extreme (not moderate)52.5105331.1120
animalistic (not human)52.341530.6126
transient (not permanent)52.361230.496
libertarian (not socialist)52.298826.995
💝 (not 💔)52.184232.5116
believable (not poorly-written)52.1158829.044
love-focused (not money-focused)52.1111231.023
arrogant (not humble)52.092728.2128
warm (not quarrelsome)51.973530.2116
bashful (not exhibitionist)51.951426.235
lavish (not frugal)51.872428.6104
direct (not roundabout)51.7120632.3125
heroic (not villainous)51.6124722.9115
Russian (not French)51.655930.527
sheeple (not conspiracist)51.542832.3125
equitable (not hypocritical)51.489528.3117
tiresome (not interesting)51.336731.2140
patriotic (not unpatriotic)51.3125832.281
🤖 (not 👻)51.276535.889
innocent (not jaded)51.151129.033
expressive (not stoic)51.0100029.7126
trusting (not charming)51.075328.6120
demure (not vain)50.283128.799
fortunate (not unlucky)50.378628.8127
😏 (not 😬)50.799131.699
geriatric (not vibrant)50.346429.834
flamboyant (not modest)50.476331.5127
traitorous (not loyal)50.636928.4119
air (not earth)50.451834.334
Pepsi (not Coke)50.572436.728

Similar characters

The similarity between two characters can be calculated by taking the correlation between the lists of their traits. This produces a value from +1 to -1. With +1 implying that every trait one character is high on the other one is high on too, to an equal degree. And, -1 implying that if a character is high on specific trait, the other one is low on it. The 10 most and least similar characters to Jake Harper based on their crowd-sourced profiles are listed below with the correlation in parenthesis.

Most similar Least similar
  1. Ed (0.847)
  2. Luke Dunphy (0.834)
  3. Kevin Malone (0.802)
  4. Barney Gumble (0.798)
  5. Homer Simpson (0.784)
  6. Philip J. Fry (0.771)
  7. Jason Mendoza (0.769)
  8. Gene Belcher (0.722)
  9. Nelson Bighetti (0.698)
  10. Michael Kelso (0.694)
  1. Bree Van de Kamp (-0.675)
  2. Mamá Imelda (-0.659)
  3. M (-0.658)
  4. Dr. Lisa Cuddy (-0.656)
  5. Cedric Daniels (-0.651)
  6. Lady Jessica (-0.638)
  7. Camille Saroyan (-0.637)
  8. Juliet Burke (-0.633)
  9. Erin Reagan (-0.626)
  10. Dr. Wendy Carr (-0.625)

Personality types

Personality types according to various systems can be derived from the character's traits. Profiles for a personality type were computed by averaging together all responses from people who took the test and reported a given personality type and then this composite was matched to each of those profiles as if it was its own character (as was done above). Listed closest to worst match.



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