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Kevin Malone Descriptive Personality Statistics

Kevin Malone is a character from The Office.

This page summarizes crowd sourced ratings of their personality collected from users of the Statistical "Which Character" Personality Quiz. This website has recruited more than 3 million volunteers to rate characters on descriptive adjectives and other properties, which can be aggregated to create profiles that users can be matched to as part of a personality test. For more information about how the ratings were collected and how they are used, see the documentation.

Aggregated ratings for 400 descriptions

The table shows the average rating the character received for each descriptive item on a 1 to 100 scale and what that character's rank for the description is among all 1,750 characters in the database. It also shows the standard deviation of the ratings and how many different individuals submitted a rating for that description.

ItemAverage ratingRankRating standard deviationNumber of raters
🛌 (not 🧗)95.218.5267
clumsy (not coordinated)93.9110.9529
slothful (not active)93.339.4483
oblivious (not alert)92.6710.0200
thick (not thin)92.1711.7412
slow (not fast)91.7211.8574
juvenile (not mature)90.92713.1378
goof-off (not studious)90.42914.2198
leisurely (not hurried)90.4715.7628
gullible (not cynical)90.21316.938
ADHD (not OCD)89.42412.462
disorganized (not self-disciplined)89.42214.7583
random (not pointed)89.31115.466
good-humored (not angry)89.15511.5463
lenient (not strict)89.02213.5582
underachiever (not overachiever)89.0713.363
messy (not neat)88.93613.7423
slow-talking (not fast-talking)88.9316.653
simple (not complicated)88.8217.6463
unpolished (not eloquent)88.81814.6566
first-mate (not captain)88.82715.3606
soft (not hard)88.03513.7399
slacker (not workaholic)88.02413.8365
soft (not hard)87.93112.0565
foolish (not wise)87.12717.6584
low-tech (not high-tech)86.43013.4542
dunce (not genius)86.41617.5643
comedic (not dramatic)86.31215.965
low IQ (not high IQ)86.11016.7553
naive (not paranoid)85.81317.634
lazy (not diligent)85.61015.4549
incompetent (not competent)85.52117.3491
unambitious (not driven)85.5416.6476
slovenly (not stylish)85.22816.5541
gatherer (not hunter)85.24213.055
weird (not normal)85.013316.2562
relaxed (not tense)85.02119.0575
beta (not alpha)85.05819.1506
lover (not fighter)85.06013.867
awkward (not suspicious)84.73718.9592
lowbrow (not highbrow)84.61018.7513
loose (not tight)84.63419.772
nonpolitical (not political)84.61419.0513
slugabed (not go-getter)84.5418.9187
playful (not serious)84.311118.6553
drop out (not valedictorian)84.26619.8216
glad (not mad)84.15618.8199
🐿 (not 🦇)84.17022.5186
submissive (not dominant)83.76516.0569
whimsical (not rational)83.68816.5549
kind (not cruel)83.537917.4512
unchallenging (not demanding)82.81619.373
meek (not bossy)82.64415.0554
lighthearted (not intense)82.24121.149
warm (not cold)82.019817.3519
chaotic (not orderly)81.720818.9566
focused on the present (not focused on the future)81.72621.6525
folksy (not presidential)81.67621.554
sweet (not bitter)81.615516.7517
plays hard (not works hard)81.59918.4558
passive (not assertive)81.52819.1490
unobservant (not perceptive)81.51923.567
desperate (not high standards)81.56120.788
helpless (not resourceful)81.4819.8380
😜 (not 🤐)81.418424.2164
apprentice (not master)81.26226.0256
🐒 (not 🐩)80.95825.0176
one-faced (not two-faced)80.830531.265
vague (not precise)80.71219.9403
trolling (not triggered)80.72521.863
open (not guarded)80.34821.2529
🎃 (not 💀)80.36721.854
head@clouds (not down2earth)80.214724.3516
ignorant (not knowledgeable)80.25921.758
epic (not deep)80.24517.454
funny (not humorless)80.025319.8568
awkward (not charming)79.98723.9595
cheesy (not chic)79.912726.429
indulgent (not sober)79.821021.9557
reactive (not proactive)79.83724.234
cannibal (not vegan)79.716319.557
stinky (not fresh)79.76421.4275
vulnerable (not armoured)79.67018.8456
👨‍🔧 (not 👨‍⚕️)79.521519.5176
ironic (not profound)79.53022.549
instinctual (not reasoned)79.419820.8526
fantastical (not realistic)79.415821.163
ludicrous (not sensible)79.413220.5558
muddy (not washed)79.47116.234
unassuming (not pretentious)79.34127.9184
disreputable (not prestigious)79.37817.7506
tardy (not on-time)79.211525.673
gossiping (not confidential)79.214320.4620
innocent (not worldly)78.86523.4530
exaggerating (not factual)78.425321.166
pacifist (not ferocious)78.210521.1527
unambiguous (not mysterious)78.212125.4605
sunny (not gloomy)78.223021.054
nerd (not jock)78.142723.3584
emotional (not logical)78.025019.9578
warm (not quarrelsome)78.016020.5576
perverted (not clean)78.014817.971
repulsive (not attractive)77.97919.7532
👩‍🎤 (not 👩‍🔬)77.925822.5178
lost (not enlightened)77.913027.258
backdoor (not official)77.819520.1554
open-book (not secretive)77.89828.561
🤡 (not 👽)77.47429.2194
loyal (not traitorous)77.385722.6537
not introspective (not introspective)77.24529.3257
autistic (not neurotypical)77.12119.4569
touchy-feely (not distant)77.115421.432
blissful (not haunted)77.17724.070
gendered (not androgynous)77.077726.4199
flimsy (not sturdy)77.05721.950
lewd (not tasteful)76.911021.5556
scruffy (not manicured)76.823821.2612
self-destructive (not self-improving)76.625224.250
optimistic (not pessimistic)76.522924.1561
long-winded (not concise)76.57626.122
luddite (not technophile)76.47521.9450
cheery (not sorrowful)76.318622.9568
sheltered (not street-smart)76.313722.7531
idealist (not realist)76.018124.7396
😎 (not 🧐)76.031028.9186
soulful (not soulless)75.971623.4412
chill (not offended)75.911426.056
blue-collar (not ivory-tower)75.922624.7580
dorky (not cool)75.619528.9177
tall (not short)75.535220.4554
rugged (not refined)75.425720.8519
straight (not queer)75.463727.6234
giggling (not chortling)75.36533.538
codependent (not independent)75.215426.8569
flower child (not goth)75.244920.022
interrupting (not attentive)75.224724.867
gregarious (not private)75.118222.1536
love-focused (not money-focused)75.165623.232
transparent (not machiavellian)75.112126.432
basic (not hipster)75.128524.9524
forgiving (not vengeful)75.030423.8504
joyful (not miserable)74.919725.1189
😀 (not 😭)74.719327.5187
noob (not pro)74.75329.6201
domestic (not industrial)74.611322.1325
🐘 (not 🐀)74.613929.7285
rock (not rap)74.664426.639
imaginative (not practical)74.521226.8436
unlucky (not fortunate)74.321823.7517
unmotivated (not motivated)74.33026.132
crafty (not scholarly)74.239217.8544
indiscreet (not tactful)74.27827.2182
🐐 (not 🦒)74.214428.6295
sleepy (not frenzied)74.21524.658
🤠 (not 🤑)73.838427.9208
proletariat (not bourgeoisie)73.622327.0419
happy (not sad)73.516424.5577
accepting (not judgemental)73.426825.4368
innocent (not jaded)73.415927.019
💃 (not 🧕)73.354623.9274
provincial (not cosmopolitan)73.214025.5444
loveable (not punchable)73.146326.963
everyman (not chosen one)73.113732.731
zany (not regular)73.039224.7187
democratic (not authoritarian)72.925824.7481
melee (not ranged)72.96728.241
unprepared (not hoarder)72.89128.9502
stuttering (not rhythmic)72.49228.351
summer (not winter)72.439324.127
trusting (not suspicious)72.322727.6562
chivalrous (not businesslike)72.325521.855
dog person (not cat person)71.730534.326
aloof (not obsessed)71.72028.8556
circular (not linear)71.610631.264
cooperative (not competitive)71.522825.8551
hesitant (not decisive)71.511225.9559
child free (not pronatalist)71.543527.5437
pain-avoidant (not masochistic)71.410927.854
deranged (not reasonable)71.431424.3185
doer (not thinker)71.151032.769
wholesome (not salacious)71.049829.9177
moist (not dry)71.018430.647
mischievous (not well behaved)70.965923.7536
sickly (not healthy)70.914120.6516
bold (not serious)70.744322.8532
impulsive (not cautious)70.647428.7530
physical (not intellectual)70.527324.5521
spontaneous (not scheduled)70.543428.8521
protagonist (not antagonist)70.584025.126
always down (not picky)70.510029.527
real (not philosophical)70.443627.9353
sexist (not feminist)70.426528.1207
cringeworthy (not inspiring)70.227527.5405
flexible (not rigid)70.221426.0483
not genocidal (not genocidal)70.086228.222
outsider (not insider)69.932025.2394
intimate (not formal)69.733123.2255
barbaric (not civilized)69.722222.9506
wavering (not resolute)69.67025.8165
repetitive (not varied)69.529828.8262
edgy (not politically correct)69.353322.1507
literal (not metaphorical)69.339532.5537
oxymoron (not tautology)69.312426.328
chatty (not reserved)69.253625.1483
resigned (not resistant)69.22524.4496
gamer (not non-gamer)69.225429.057
vintage (not trendy)69.175724.160
low self esteem (not narcissistic)69.022425.453
unfixable (not fixable)68.924029.549
generalist (not specialist)68.85330.6311
freak (not normie)68.847124.681
genuine (not sarcastic)68.750128.9577
subjective (not objective)68.713627.5353
unorthodox (not traditional)68.557827.3384
off-key (not musical)68.333829.566
straightforward (not cryptic)68.263831.9571
astonishing (not methodical)68.223726.1491
🤔 (not 🤫)68.231433.5185
trusting (not charming)68.121027.1521
poor (not rich)68.135618.9512
English (not German)68.1109729.247
emotional (not unemotional)68.185019.527
artistic (not scientific)68.046123.2490
🙋‍♂️ (not 🙅‍♂️)68.045433.3182
spontaneous (not deliberate)67.934829.0498
mundane (not extraordinary)67.813831.3574
crazy (not sane)67.849623.1189
yes-man (not contrarian)67.718032.329
grateful (not entitled)67.547123.456
nurturing (not poisonous)67.272025.2214
pack rat (not minimalist)67.226729.9191
🐷 (not 🐮)67.118732.3305
masculine (not feminine)67.084520.4540
angelic (not demonic)67.063824.6514
playful (not shy)66.890025.8550
scandalous (not proper)66.758423.9516
devoted (not unfaithful)66.6127826.728
lustful (not chaste)66.557028.2504
shallow (not deep)66.426229.3245
princess (not queen)66.429037.017
hedonist (not monastic)66.339129.4119
🧙 (not 👨‍🚀)66.344231.2265
freelance (not corporate)66.371829.737
bored (not interested)66.39630.568
weakass (not badass)66.220326.861
rustic (not cultured)66.027526.827
humble (not arrogant)65.646927.2517
💪 (not 🧠)65.530425.2168
sensitive (not thick-skinned)65.443626.9570
whippersnapper (not sage)65.334628.744
abstract (not concrete)65.233132.1213
neutral (not opinionated)65.16230.790
remote (not involved)65.010626.2500
mild (not spicy)65.031931.0523
🦄 (not 🐴)64.940235.2179
outlaw (not sheriff)64.965322.6533
demure (not vain)64.842725.4480
country-bumpkin (not city-slicker)64.831228.0173
heroic (not villainous)64.7109420.5542
water (not fire)64.538133.758
expressive (not stoic)64.374929.7529
reassuring (not fearmongering)64.271027.733
family-first (not work-first)63.963924.3506
dramatic (not no-nonsense)63.962429.6265
👻 (not 🤖)63.950331.7192
experimental (not reliable)63.949433.051
serene (not pensive)63.95027.455
treasure (not trash)63.7127432.0203
orange (not purple)63.540330.3444
romantic (not dispassionate)63.495228.868
quitter (not persistent)63.21829.8214
honorable (not cunning)63.177526.7548
thrifty (not extravagant)63.156628.253
quirky (not predictable)63.154635.934
often crying (not never cries)63.046726.830
ugly (not beautiful)62.818428.9403
monochrome (not multicolored)62.755732.5366
😇 (not 😈)62.769030.9176
obedient (not rebellious)62.545226.9456
night owl (not morning lark)62.581426.7301
egalitarian (not racist)62.4141826.2193
accommodating (not stubborn)62.423630.570
sheeple (not conspiracist)62.116431.3372
🏌 (not 🤺)61.818832.3173
opinionated (not jealous)61.7116229.619
scrub (not legit)61.620631.1267
🧢 (not 🎩)61.564236.0189
💝 (not 💔)61.363933.8247
arcane (not mainstream)61.270627.8479
calm (not anxious)61.145930.7530
patriotic (not unpatriotic)61.1101126.1152
punk rock (not preppy)61.156427.945
overspender (not penny-pincher)61.052629.7261
empath (not psychopath)60.798228.267
natural-talent (not hard-work)60.632323.875
frugal (not lavish)60.573727.7463
animalistic (not human)60.529728.7478
heathen (not devout)60.450626.4495
bashful (not exhibitionist)60.432833.780
white knight (not bad boy)60.288125.929
efficient (not overprepared)60.1106723.436
earth (not air)60.190635.459
compersive (not jealous)60.063327.5441
🤣 (not 😊)60.046334.3217
ambitious (not realistic)60.089932.156
rough (not smooth)59.963531.4536
uninspiring (not charismatic)59.918031.7578
Italian (not Swedish)59.965834.651
complimentary (not insulting)59.878927.8389
pure (not debased)59.777930.3541
Greek (not Roman)59.729533.827
centrist (not radical)59.741428.630
boy/girl-next-door (not celebrity)59.597233.220
twitchy (not still)59.390031.671
equitable (not hypocritical)59.277628.4340
old (not young)59.057920.4589
puny (not mighty)58.832728.3533
self-assured (not self-conscious)58.8110731.1502
average (not deviant)58.842430.3391
open-minded (not close-minded)58.893028.6540
loud (not quiet)58.782528.8631
mathematical (not literary)58.747225.3485
📉 (not 📈)58.727335.2184
social (not reclusive)58.682526.8316
prideful (not envious)58.6133928.684
variable (not consistent)58.342834.258
poetic (not factual)58.355031.350
roundabout (not direct)58.229634.4546
believable (not poorly-written)58.2165127.161
permanent (not transient)58.079930.9217
extrovert (not introvert)57.492628.4526
common sense (not analysis)57.445332.323
flirtatious (not prudish)57.486824.028
vanilla (not kinky)57.374331.9520
impatient (not patient)57.3101832.9227
🥶 (not 🥵)57.354432.957
explorer (not builder)57.280928.2522
libertarian (not socialist)57.172428.0365
tiresome (not interesting)57.128330.2543
generous (not stingy)57.1104332.261
existentialist (not nihilist)56.7105727.5278
metrosexual (not macho)56.7100630.749
subdued (not exuberant)56.655828.236
good-cook (not bad-cook)56.668233.271
wooden (not plastic)56.5125332.469
indie (not pop)56.5108632.331
stick-in-the-mud (not adventurous)56.458829.7422
bookish (not sporty)56.3107826.3428
communal (not individualist)56.349630.4340
altruistic (not selfish)56.098327.2556
western (not eastern)56.0121233.7267
monotone (not expressive)56.054533.839
avant-garde (not classical)55.661129.4297
receiving (not giving)55.661731.721
skeptical (not spiritual)55.2129327.9466
careful (not brave)54.652827.9469
decorative (not utilitarian)54.553430.2303
😏 (not 😬)54.599234.2202
curious (not apathetic)54.4136332.7539
f***-the-police (not tattle-tale)54.4111733.366
🏋️‍♂️ (not 🚴)54.148426.3168
stuck-in-the-past (not forward-thinking)54.169429.161
Russian (not French)53.956732.644
open to new experinces (not uncreative)53.8136832.6571
rural (not urban)53.847129.4276
liberal (not conservative)53.8116026.9181
geriatric (not vibrant)53.644426.454
enslaved (not emancipated)53.539428.8448
Coke (not Pepsi)53.584639.881
traumatized (not flourishing)53.4124028.651
moderate (not extreme)53.362731.9451
anarchist (not statist)53.280930.0196
tailor (not blacksmith)53.2114031.037
🎨 (not 🏀)53.2112629.468
🥴 (not 🥳)53.0103336.0169
sexual (not asexual)53.0127835.769
🥾 (not 👟)52.986833.9176
oppressed (not privileged)52.860329.159
gracious (not feisty)52.749427.7514
historical (not modern)52.578526.5329
stable (not moody)52.355129.0505
🌟 (not 💩)52.3145433.6173
modest (not flamboyant)52.2102829.3544
claustrophobic (not spelunker)52.257935.951
creepy (not disarming)52.048031.3231
important (not irrelevant)52.0162931.6283
'right-brained' (not 'left-brained')51.776031.9324
tame (not wild)51.773329.3545
rude (not respectful)51.572326.9496
confident (not insecure)51.5134331.1543
🥰 (not 🙃)51.4102437.2291
frank (not sugarcoated)51.4151836.328
cocky (not timid)51.4142229.026
empirical (not theoretical)51.3115332.0458
depressed (not bright)51.290628.5445
bold (not shy)51.1165228.2566
atheist (not theist)51.1119626.9267
impartial (not biased)50.739231.0501
stoic (not hypochondriac)50.3121827.326
conventional (not creative)50.488431.2511

The lowest rating for any description in the table is 50.0 despite a 1 to 100 scale being used. This is because descriptions that had values lower than the midpoint were reversed. For example, a score of 1/100 for "hot (not cold)" is equivalent to a score of 100/100 for "cold (not hot)". This was done so that all the traits that are most distinctive for a character are at the top of the table.

Similar characters

The similarity between two characters can be calculated by taking the correlation between the lists of their traits. This produces a value from +1 to -1. With +1 implying that every trait one character is high on the other one is high on too, to an equal degree. And, -1 implying that if a character is high on specific trait, the other one is low on it. The 10 most and least similar characters to Kevin Malone based on their crowd-sourced profiles are listed below with the correlation in parenthesis.

Most similar Least similar
  1. Patrick Star (0.811)
  2. Jake Harper (0.803)
  3. Nelson Bighetti (0.788)
  4. Ed (0.785)
  5. Homer Simpson (0.784)
  6. Barney Gumble (0.783)
  7. Philip J. Fry (0.778)
  8. Bob Pinciotti (0.77)
  9. Jason Mendoza (0.749)
  10. Luke Dunphy (0.749)
  1. Gus Fring (-0.73)
  2. Tissaia (-0.722)
  3. Carolyn Martens (-0.704)
  4. Russell 'Stringer' Bell (-0.7)
  5. Miranda Priestly (-0.699)
  6. Mr. Saito (-0.696)
  7. Patty Hewes (-0.696)
  8. Eleanor Sung-Young (-0.696)
  9. Lena Luthor (-0.695)
  10. Spencer Hastings (-0.691)

Personality types

Personality types according to various systems can be derived from the character's traits. Profiles for a personality type were computed by averaging together all responses from people who took the test and reported a given personality type and then this composite was matched to each of those profiles as if it was its own character (as was done above). Listed closest to worst match.

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Notes

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