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Kevin Malone Descriptive Personality Statistics

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Kevin Malone is a character from The Office.

This page summarizes crowd sourced ratings of their personality collected from users of the Statistical "Which Character" Personality Quiz. This website has recruited more than 3 million volunteers to rate characters on descriptive adjectives and other properties, which can be aggregated to create profiles that users can be matched to as part of a personality test. For more information about how the ratings were collected and how they are used, see the documentation.

Aggregated ratings for 400 descriptions

The table shows the average rating the character received for each descriptive item on a 1 to 100 scale and what that character's rank for the description is among all 2,000 characters in the database. It also shows the standard deviation of the ratings and how many different individuals submitted a rating for that description.

ItemAverage ratingRankRating standard deviationNumber of raters
foodie (not unenthusiastic about food)98.763.17
underthinker (not overthinker)98.612.85
🛌 (not 🧗)95.128.5268
absentminded (not focused)94.576.98
clumsy (not coordinated)93.9110.9529
easy (not uptight)93.679.711
real (not fake)93.5346.712
slothful (not active)93.329.4483
plant-neglecter (not green thumb)93.0298.45
oblivious (not alert)92.6810.0202
can't-fix-anything (not handy)92.6117.915
thick (not thin)92.2611.7413
follower (not leader)91.9159.97
slow (not fast)91.7311.8574
small-vocabulary (not big-vocabulary)91.4159.711
employee (not entrepreneur)91.3146.46
juvenile (not mature)90.92613.1379
goof-off (not studious)90.52814.2200
childlike (not parental)90.58010.56
leisurely (not hurried)90.4915.7630
slumbering (not insomniac)90.267.99
disorganized (not self-disciplined)89.42014.7583
ADHD (not OCD)89.32512.363
random (not pointed)89.3915.466
gullible (not cynical)89.21417.243
good-humored (not angry)89.16011.5463
lenient (not strict)89.02413.5583
messy (not neat)88.93713.7423
slow-talking (not fast-talking)88.9516.653
unpolished (not eloquent)88.82014.6566
underachiever (not overachiever)88.8613.364
simple (not complicated)88.7217.6464
first-mate (not captain)88.72515.3607
off target (not accurate)88.41610.014
zebra (not lion)88.4437.812
soft (not hard)88.03413.7400
slacker (not workaholic)88.02513.8366
soft (not hard)87.93212.0565
gross (not hygienic)87.92711.910
sloppy (not fussy)87.6913.48
foolish (not wise)87.12817.6585
rejected (not popular)87.0868.99
friendly (not unfriendly)86.82699.711
goofy (not unfrivolous)86.711319.013
low-tech (not high-tech)86.43213.4544
dunce (not genius)86.41817.5644
comedic (not dramatic)86.31415.965
naive (not paranoid)86.11417.336
gluttonous (not moderate)86.1579.87
low IQ (not high IQ)86.11016.7554
lazy (not diligent)85.61115.4551
fantasy-prone (not grounded)85.613611.511
incompetent (not competent)85.52317.3491
unambitious (not driven)85.5416.6476
gatherer (not hunter)85.44012.957
feeler (not thinker)85.21287.012
slovenly (not stylish)85.13016.5543
lover (not fighter)85.15813.868
weird (not normal)85.113716.2565
beta (not alpha)85.15519.0509
relaxed (not tense)85.02519.0575
awkward (not suspicious)84.73718.9593
homebody (not world traveler)84.69024.88
nonpolitical (not political)84.51419.1514
lowbrow (not highbrow)84.51118.7516
slugabed (not go-getter)84.5418.8189
loose (not tight)84.53519.673
playful (not serious)84.311718.6553
drop out (not valedictorian)84.26719.8216
🐿 (not 🦇)84.27522.5187
consumer (not creator)83.95529.410
bear (not wolf)83.95113.511
submissive (not dominant)83.76716.0569
glad (not mad)83.76519.6201
whimsical (not rational)83.68616.5550
kind (not cruel)83.539917.4512
unchallenging (not demanding)83.21419.275
chronically single (not serial dater)83.226125.611
indoorsy (not outdoorsy)83.120327.812
meek (not bossy)82.64615.0556
mellow (not energetic)82.46619.38
lighthearted (not intense)82.23921.149
heartfelt (not clinical)82.125614.814
warm (not cold)82.020117.3519
unobservant (not perceptive)81.82223.568
chaotic (not orderly)81.720918.9567
focused on the present (not focused on the future)81.72721.5527
folksy (not presidential)81.77721.355
plays hard (not works hard)81.69818.3561
sweet (not bitter)81.615616.7516
hugs (not handshakes)81.520128.510
passive (not assertive)81.43119.1491
😜 (not 🤐)81.418824.2164
helpless (not resourceful)81.31019.8382
apprentice (not master)81.26326.0256
positive (not negative)81.219820.312
desperate (not high standards)81.06620.790
🐒 (not 🐩)80.95825.0176
vague (not precise)80.81019.9404
ignorant (not knowledgeable)80.76021.461
cheesy (not chic)80.710524.535
trolling (not triggered)80.72621.566
sincere (not irreverent)80.735117.68
epic (not deep)80.64317.555
🎃 (not 💀)80.66921.855
one-faced (not two-faced)80.631430.868
buffoon (not charmer)80.47422.09
open (not guarded)80.35721.2530
reactive (not proactive)80.32722.643
head@clouds (not down2earth)80.215424.3516
funny (not humorless)80.026219.8568
awkward (not charming)79.98623.9596
stinky (not fresh)79.96721.3278
indulgent (not sober)79.821021.9557
cannibal (not vegan)79.816419.459
vulnerable (not armoured)79.67418.8457
👨‍🔧 (not 👨‍⚕️)79.522719.5178
instinctual (not reasoned)79.419620.8526
fantastical (not realistic)79.416021.163
intuitive (not analytical)79.416118.45
ludicrous (not sensible)79.312820.5559
gossiping (not confidential)79.314020.4621
unassuming (not pretentious)79.34627.9184
ironic (not profound)79.33422.350
disreputable (not prestigious)79.37617.7506
muddy (not washed)79.07515.446
innocent (not worldly)78.86623.4529
nonconformist (not social climber)78.825816.68
sunny (not gloomy)78.622821.055
prankster (not anti-prank)78.624019.712
tardy (not on-time)78.612526.276
gentle (not harsh)78.625928.412
lost (not enlightened)78.312927.159
exaggerating (not factual)78.326120.869
unambiguous (not mysterious)78.212925.4605
nerd (not jock)78.143623.3583
pacifist (not ferocious)78.111021.2529
open-book (not secretive)78.19528.462
emotional (not logical)78.025019.9578
warm (not quarrelsome)78.016020.5577
perverted (not clean)78.014917.971
repulsive (not attractive)77.97819.6533
👩‍🎤 (not 👩‍🔬)77.926922.5178
backdoor (not official)77.819720.1555
loyal (not traitorous)77.388522.6537
not introspective (not introspective)77.35129.2258
🤡 (not 👽)77.37929.2193
flimsy (not sturdy)77.25421.751
self-destructive (not self-improving)77.224023.853
autistic (not neurotypical)77.12319.4569
blissful (not haunted)77.18024.070
gendered (not androgynous)76.981326.4200
lewd (not tasteful)76.811221.6557
scruffy (not manicured)76.824821.2613
optimistic (not pessimistic)76.523524.1561
luddite (not technophile)76.47421.9450
cheery (not sorrowful)76.318822.9570
sheltered (not street-smart)76.313622.7532
soulful (not soulless)76.072423.4413
idealist (not realist)76.019024.7396
😎 (not 🧐)76.032228.8187
sweet (not savory)76.022828.95
chill (not offended)75.911526.056
blue-collar (not ivory-tower)75.922924.8582
disturbing (not enchanting)75.919517.37
unmotivated (not motivated)75.82724.839
dog person (not cat person)75.722332.135
love-focused (not money-focused)75.764822.036
dorky (not cool)75.619828.9177
side character (not main character)75.633121.124
rugged (not refined)75.427120.7521
codependent (not independent)75.215926.8571
straight (not queer)75.266227.6235
interrupting (not attentive)75.225724.867
basic (not hipster)75.128724.9524
believing (not questioning)75.111326.68
cheery (not grumpy)75.131119.67
forgiving (not vengeful)75.032023.8504
gregarious (not private)75.019122.2537
tall (not short)75.036620.9577
joyful (not miserable)74.920325.1189
touchy-feely (not distant)74.820222.136
😀 (not 😭)74.719627.5187
🐘 (not 🐀)74.713129.7286
imaginative (not practical)74.620926.7438
domestic (not industrial)74.611622.2327
noob (not pro)74.66129.6202
indiscreet (not tactful)74.47927.1184
unlucky (not fortunate)74.322923.6519
sleepy (not frenzied)74.31724.459
crafty (not scholarly)74.240217.8546
nonpartisan (not activist)74.211329.79
🐐 (not 🦒)74.214528.6295
giggling (not chortling)73.88533.740
🤠 (not 🤑)73.840727.8209
proletariat (not bourgeoisie)73.723127.0421
everyman (not chosen one)73.713732.441
💃 (not 🧕)73.654723.9277
melee (not ranged)73.65827.644
rock (not rap)73.672626.949
happy (not sad)73.517424.5577
accepting (not judgemental)73.427425.4368
provincial (not cosmopolitan)73.214025.4446
not genocidal (not genocidal)73.275928.028
zany (not regular)73.140224.6188
loveable (not punchable)73.147326.963
democratic (not authoritarian)72.926824.6482
unprepared (not hoarder)72.89228.8503
eager (not reluctant)72.847224.013
transparent (not machiavellian)72.718025.936
chivalrous (not businesslike)72.524921.656
stuttering (not rhythmic)72.49728.351
long-winded (not concise)72.414130.428
summer (not winter)72.440224.127
trusting (not suspicious)72.323327.7563
circular (not linear)72.39430.171
euphoric (not resentful)71.920621.78
aloof (not obsessed)71.81828.8559
moist (not dry)71.617130.548
cooperative (not competitive)71.523925.7552
hesitant (not decisive)71.511525.9560
child free (not pronatalist)71.543827.5437
deranged (not reasonable)71.531924.4186
pain-avoidant (not masochistic)71.410227.854
doer (not thinker)71.251032.570
oxymoron (not tautology)71.27226.031
innocent (not jaded)71.219127.424
pointless (not meaningful)71.29522.910
always down (not picky)71.18629.128
mischievous (not well behaved)71.065923.7537
flawed (not perfect)71.069729.87
sickly (not healthy)70.913920.6516
wholesome (not salacious)70.952029.9178
bold (not serious)70.845522.7533
yes-man (not contrarian)70.711231.034
impulsive (not cautious)70.649528.7531
spontaneous (not scheduled)70.644328.7523
real (not philosophical)70.543927.9354
physical (not intellectual)70.427724.6526
sexist (not feminist)70.427128.1207
cringeworthy (not inspiring)70.327227.5406
natural (not mechanical)70.342519.98
flexible (not rigid)70.222726.0483
outsider (not insider)69.931825.2394
unstable (not stable)69.960923.414
intimate (not formal)69.734423.2255
barbaric (not civilized)69.722922.9506
wavering (not resolute)69.66625.8165
repetitive (not varied)69.530428.8262
edgy (not politically correct)69.354622.1507
literal (not metaphorical)69.339332.5539
earthly (not divine)69.360033.78
flower child (not goth)69.265428.428
things-person (not people-person)69.238136.35
experince-oriented (not goal-oriented)69.224722.55
resigned (not resistant)69.22724.4496
gamer (not non-gamer)69.226129.057
protagonist (not antagonist)69.291523.932
chatty (not reserved)69.155125.2484
low self esteem (not narcissistic)69.023425.453
unfixable (not fixable)68.924629.549
generalist (not specialist)68.85030.6311
snoops (not minds-own-business)68.888431.111
genuine (not sarcastic)68.751029.0579
subjective (not objective)68.714427.5353
naughty (not nice)68.655120.78
English (not German)68.6109229.148
unorthodox (not traditional)68.460427.2386
off-key (not musical)68.334429.566
straightforward (not cryptic)68.265731.9571
astonishing (not methodical)68.224326.1492
🤔 (not 🤫)68.231733.5185
freak (not normie)68.151724.885
trusting (not charming)68.121227.1521
poor (not rich)68.136618.9512
vintage (not trendy)68.184225.061
artistic (not scientific)68.048823.1491
🙋‍♂️ (not 🙅‍♂️)68.046533.3182
spontaneous (not deliberate)67.935529.0499
mundane (not extraordinary)67.914831.3575
crazy (not sane)67.850823.1189
blind (not all-seeing)67.830716.75
grateful (not entitled)67.547623.456
creationist (not evolutionist)67.519623.88
problematic (not woke)67.451326.68
annoying (not unannoying)67.449124.511
fulfilled (not unfulfilled)67.424528.97
pack rat (not minimalist)67.227729.9191
masculine (not feminine)67.186720.4541
nurturing (not poisonous)67.174825.2218
🐷 (not 🐮)67.119132.3305
resists change (not likes change)67.180017.77
angelic (not demonic)67.065824.6514
rustic (not cultured)67.026327.839
reassuring (not fearmongering)66.963126.540
playful (not shy)66.892525.8550
devoted (not unfaithful)66.8132428.132
photographer (not physicist)66.861423.25
scandalous (not proper)66.759723.9516
hedonist (not monastic)66.639029.4120
lustful (not chaste)66.558328.2504
shallow (not deep)66.426329.3245
🧙 (not 👨‍🚀)66.345431.2265
bored (not interested)66.39630.568
unstirring (not quivering)66.379523.810
engineerial (not lawyerly)66.335314.17
weakass (not badass)66.220226.861
humble (not arrogant)65.648727.2517
💪 (not 🧠)65.531125.2168
sensitive (not thick-skinned)65.444926.9572
whippersnapper (not sage)65.336528.744
neutral (not opinionated)65.15730.790
🦄 (not 🐴)65.141035.2180
remote (not involved)65.010226.2502
mild (not spicy)65.031631.0523
country-bumpkin (not city-slicker)65.032028.0174
water (not fire)64.939533.559
outlaw (not sheriff)64.967422.6534
abstract (not concrete)64.934232.3214
chill (not sassy)64.918820.79
demure (not vain)64.843625.4481
heroic (not villainous)64.7113120.5542
love shy (not cassanova)64.754235.06
expressive (not stoic)64.376729.7529
👻 (not 🤖)64.250931.7194
original (not cliché)64.260522.39
experimental (not reliable)64.149332.453
often crying (not never cries)64.145326.237
generic (not insightful)64.121330.912
thrifty (not extravagant)64.054828.155
emotional (not unemotional)64.0103524.032
boy/girl-next-door (not celebrity)64.085733.731
stereotypical (not boundary breaking)64.041924.714
family-first (not work-first)63.965724.3508
dramatic (not no-nonsense)63.963929.6265
treasure (not trash)63.7131032.0203
orange (not purple)63.541330.3444
serene (not pensive)63.55727.356
romantic (not dispassionate)63.498728.868
honorable (not cunning)63.180326.7548
inappropriate (not seemly)63.151634.117
freelance (not corporate)63.083931.643
spirited (not lifeless)62.9125027.716
ugly (not beautiful)62.818428.9405
quitter (not persistent)62.82130.0216
😇 (not 😈)62.771330.9176
old-fashioned (not progressive)62.756223.59
monochrome (not multicolored)62.658232.5367
obedient (not rebellious)62.545726.9458
night owl (not morning lark)62.583026.7301
jovial (not noble)62.537520.16
egalitarian (not racist)62.4146926.2193
accommodating (not stubborn)62.424030.570
quirky (not predictable)62.457435.148
bad-manners (not good-manners)62.344432.29
sheeple (not conspiracist)62.116431.3372
🏌 (not 🤺)61.918832.2174
🧢 (not 🎩)61.765836.0190
kangaroo (not dolphin)61.749037.09
mild (not manic)61.743428.46
scrub (not legit)61.620831.1267
Constant PDA (not Hates PDA)61.548423.510
💝 (not 💔)61.467033.8248
bubbly (not flat)61.363136.46
arcane (not mainstream)61.272227.8480
calm (not anxious)61.146630.7531
patriotic (not unpatriotic)61.1102826.1152
overspender (not penny-pincher)61.053229.7261
Italian (not Swedish)60.864834.253
awkward (not comfortable)60.856131.513
natural-talent (not hard-work)60.633823.875
repressed (not forward)60.637430.17
frugal (not lavish)60.576427.7464
animalistic (not human)60.530228.7478
Greek (not Roman)60.525933.030
bashful (not exhibitionist)60.534033.581
empath (not psychopath)60.5102028.068
white knight (not bad boy)60.590826.040
heathen (not devout)60.451826.4495
opinionated (not jealous)60.4125030.926
earth (not air)60.392035.462
efficient (not overprepared)60.1109123.139
compersive (not jealous)60.065227.5441
ambitious (not realistic)60.091432.156
tired (not wired)60.038032.910
rough (not smooth)59.965031.4536
uninspiring (not charismatic)59.917931.7579
🤣 (not 😊)59.947234.2218
centrist (not radical)59.943129.336
complimentary (not insulting)59.782127.8391
pure (not debased)59.680630.3543
spartan (not glamorous)59.487518.68
twitchy (not still)59.392831.671
punk rock (not preppy)59.263328.448
equitable (not hypocritical)59.180128.4342
old (not young)59.059120.4589
📉 (not 📈)58.927235.2185
common sense (not analysis)58.940532.128
puny (not mighty)58.833428.3533
self-assured (not self-conscious)58.8113531.1502
open-minded (not close-minded)58.895928.6540
strong identity (not social chameleon)58.8133529.79
loud (not quiet)58.784928.8631
mathematical (not literary)58.748325.3486
average (not deviant)58.744030.5392
social (not reclusive)58.684526.8316
variable (not consistent)58.444733.959
poetic (not factual)58.356831.350
prideful (not envious)58.3140228.786
permanent (not transient)58.279930.9218
dystopian (not utopian)58.273434.66
roundabout (not direct)58.130234.4547
🥶 (not 🥵)57.754332.858
unmeddlesome (not prying)57.727332.29
metrosexual (not macho)57.4101830.452
believable (not poorly-written)57.4173427.264
vanilla (not kinky)57.376231.9520
extrovert (not introvert)57.394528.4528
explorer (not builder)57.383328.2523
impatient (not patient)57.3104632.9227
delicate (not coarse)57.256130.16
libertarian (not socialist)57.173628.0365
tiresome (not interesting)57.128130.2544
generous (not stingy)57.1108032.261
princess (not queen)57.055441.122
capitalist (not communist)57.096915.55
existentialist (not nihilist)56.7107027.5278
good-cook (not bad-cook)56.770333.072
subdued (not exuberant)56.657928.236
supportive (not catty)56.6109228.312
wooden (not plastic)56.5129132.469
flirtatious (not prudish)56.591325.834
stick-in-the-mud (not adventurous)56.459829.7422
communal (not individualist)56.451330.4342
bookish (not sporty)56.2110226.3430
smug (not sheepish)56.2129431.16
altruistic (not selfish)56.0101427.2557
western (not eastern)56.0128633.7267
monotone (not expressive)55.854933.542
avant-garde (not classical)55.763029.4296
receiving (not giving)55.562431.826
skeptical (not spiritual)55.1132827.8468
careful (not brave)54.653827.9469
😏 (not 😬)54.6101834.3205
decorative (not utilitarian)54.555630.2303
proud (not apologetic)54.4151729.77
curious (not apathetic)54.3141432.7538
f***-the-police (not tattle-tale)54.2115833.468
🏋️‍♂️ (not 🚴)54.150226.3168
welcoming experience (not cringing away)54.1104441.07
tailor (not blacksmith)53.9115130.539
open to new experinces (not uncreative)53.8141532.6572
rural (not urban)53.848329.4276
liberal (not conservative)53.8119326.8184
enslaved (not emancipated)53.641028.9449
mad-scientist (not lumberjack)53.6108132.75
maverick (not conformist)53.6129128.28
geriatric (not vibrant)53.545327.057
writer (not reader)53.587631.96
traumatized (not flourishing)53.4128228.651
moderate (not extreme)53.364531.8452
Russian (not French)53.359332.146
anarchist (not statist)53.282630.0196
🎨 (not 🏀)53.2116429.468
stuck-in-the-past (not forward-thinking)53.274329.464
🥾 (not 👟)53.189233.8176
blue (not red)53.197034.48
sexual (not asexual)53.0131135.769
claustrophobic (not spelunker)52.956536.052
indie (not pop)52.8127233.134
gracious (not feisty)52.651627.7515
🥴 (not 🥳)52.6109236.0171
oppressed (not privileged)52.662928.960
Coke (not Pepsi)52.693439.883
historical (not modern)52.480826.5331
hypochondriac (not stoic)52.467725.936
outgoing (not withdrawn)52.4108329.411
🌟 (not 💩)52.3149933.6173
straight edge (not junkie)52.3137531.99
modest (not flamboyant)52.2105329.3544
stable (not moody)52.258129.0506
creepy (not disarming)52.048731.3231
important (not irrelevant)52.0167631.6283
innovative (not routine)52.0104638.713
'right-brained' (not 'left-brained')51.973532.0325
tame (not wild)51.775529.3546
hopeful (not fearful)51.6126425.97
rude (not respectful)51.574826.9496
confident (not insecure)51.5138231.1543
empirical (not theoretical)51.4118531.9459
🥰 (not 🙃)51.4105737.2291
cocky (not timid)51.3146830.128
depressed (not bright)51.294428.4446
bold (not shy)51.1169628.2566
atheist (not theist)51.1121426.9267
hippie (not militaristic)51.177028.210
cursed (not blessed)50.1131235.77
conventional (not creative)50.391831.2513
impartial (not biased)50.739530.9502
sugarcoated (not frank)50.640935.432

The lowest rating for any description in the table is 50.0 despite a 1 to 100 scale being used. This is because descriptions that had values lower than the midpoint were reversed. For example, a score of 1/100 for "hot (not cold)" is equivalent to a score of 100/100 for "cold (not hot)". This was done so that all the traits that are most distinctive for a character are at the top of the table.

Similar characters

The similarity between two characters can be calculated by taking the correlation between the lists of their traits. This produces a value from +1 to -1. With +1 implying that every trait one character is high on the other one is high on too, to an equal degree. And, -1 implying that if a character is high on specific trait, the other one is low on it. The 10 most and least similar characters to Kevin Malone based on their crowd-sourced profiles are listed below with the correlation in parenthesis.

Most similar Least similar
  1. Patrick Star (0.804)
  2. Ed (0.788)
  3. Homer Simpson (0.781)
  4. Barney Gumble (0.774)
  5. Jake Harper (0.773)
  6. Nelson Bighetti (0.77)
  7. Lenny (0.768)
  8. Philip J. Fry (0.767)
  9. Bob Pinciotti (0.737)
  10. Jason Mendoza (0.734)
  1. Gus Fring (-0.694)
  2. Tissaia (-0.679)
  3. Russell 'Stringer' Bell (-0.678)
  4. Miranda Priestly (-0.676)
  5. Spencer Hastings (-0.673)
  6. Carolyn Martens (-0.672)
  7. Michael Corleone (-0.659)
  8. Jessica Pearson (-0.659)
  9. Patty Hewes (-0.658)
  10. Lena Luthor (-0.653)

Personality types

Users who took the quiz were asked to self-identify their Myers-Briggs and Enneagram types. We can look at the average match scores of these different groups of users with Kevin Malone to see what personality types people who describe themselves in ways similar to the way Kevin Malone is described identify as.

Myers-Briggs Self-type Average match score with character Number of users


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