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Judith Harper-Melnick Descriptive Personality Statistics

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Judith Harper-Melnick is a character from Two and Half Men.

This page summarizes crowd sourced ratings of their personality collected from users of the Statistical "Which Character" Personality Quiz. This website has recruited more than 3 million volunteers to rate characters on descriptive adjectives and other properties, which can be aggregated to create profiles that users can be matched to as part of a personality test. For more information about how the ratings were collected and how they are used, see the documentation.

Aggregated ratings for 400 descriptions

The table shows the average rating the character received for each descriptive item on a 1 to 100 scale and what that character's rank for the description is among all 2,000 characters in the database. It also shows the standard deviation of the ratings and how many different individuals submitted a rating for that description.

ItemAverage ratingRankRating standard deviationNumber of raters
opinionated (not neutral)87.227623.137
non-gamer (not gamer)85.97621.936
stubborn (not accommodating)85.726814.832
bossy (not meek)84.633617.3112
demanding (not unchallenging)84.134318.145
picky (not always down)83.67112.524
tense (not relaxed)83.430916.3128
offended (not chill)83.014112.232
judgemental (not accepting)82.920318.396
competitive (not cooperative)82.836117.891
side character (not main character)82.815328.219
antagonist (not protagonist)82.58616.426
cynical (not gullible)82.321819.432
dominant (not submissive)81.746019.6115
strict (not lenient)79.924220.7115
conventional (not creative)79.611220.384
triggered (not trolling)79.65925.133
serious (not playful)79.437120.6109
pessimistic (not optimistic)79.414018.7103
suspicious (not trusting)79.228619.2116
impatient (not patient)79.134918.8100
cocky (not timid)79.152121.133
studious (not goof-off)78.852323.982
secretive (not open-book)78.639321.036
manicured (not scruffy)78.656121.6114
thin (not thick)78.514725.896
frank (not sugarcoated)78.544124.922
scheduled (not spontaneous)78.435820.997
rigid (not flexible)78.320321.998
direct (not roundabout)78.238622.687
practical (not imaginative)78.129817.8119
basic (not hipster)78.019723.2110
intense (not lighthearted)78.048027.135
quarrelsome (not warm)77.633120.7109
pretentious (not unassuming)77.427722.586
OCD (not ADHD)77.427424.537
receiving (not giving)77.321422.325
emancipated (not enslaved)77.227822.8113
contrarian (not yes-man)77.221419.734
assertive (not passive)77.256324.5123
feisty (not gracious)77.143919.6118
bitter (not sweet)77.027320.1115
sheriff (not outlaw)76.928022.7104
🙅‍♂️ (not 🙋‍♂️)76.613125.488
hard (not soft)76.334719.4134
skeptical (not spiritual)76.049722.0124
bold (not shy)75.999218.8109
paranoid (not naive)75.922224.526
entitled (not grateful)75.935021.636
perceptive (not unobservant)75.886123.638
interrupting (not attentive)75.824729.725
humorless (not funny)75.814022.5106
stick-in-the-mud (not adventurous)75.716527.691
complicated (not simple)75.749423.3106
insulting (not complimentary)75.726920.1115
authoritarian (not democratic)75.426727.894
hard (not soft)75.338423.9104
miserable (not joyful)75.331320.376
dry (not moist)75.313223.752
tiresome (not interesting)75.24322.8114
moody (not stable)75.051020.8107
angry (not good-humored)74.919522.294
mad (not glad)74.834020.065
neurotypical (not autistic)74.745622.790
hypocritical (not equitable)74.723622.8117
sarcastic (not genuine)74.731224.0108
gendered (not androgynous)74.694628.096
🎨 (not 🏀)74.660021.632
jaded (not innocent)74.555621.929
diligent (not lazy)74.2119219.2104
tight (not loose)73.949128.237
neat (not messy)73.857524.5111
factual (not poetic)73.732919.635
alpha (not beta)73.764326.4120
🐩 (not 🐒)73.733828.079
city-slicker (not country-bumpkin)73.665623.486
stingy (not generous)73.625123.729
🥶 (not 🥵)73.612228.024
privileged (not oppressed)73.561824.936
deliberate (not spontaneous)73.455125.988
guarded (not open)73.475021.8113
worldly (not innocent)73.266519.1107
selfish (not altruistic)73.236121.3108
real (not philosophical)73.132524.2102
pensive (not serene)73.138820.126
arrogant (not humble)73.050718.496
frenzied (not sleepy)72.965224.137
coordinated (not clumsy)72.973325.399
off-key (not musical)72.721819.531
fast-talking (not slow-talking)72.745322.341
👨‍⚕️ (not 👨‍🔧)72.734621.668
bored (not interested)72.64721.932
on-time (not tardy)72.470624.326
close-minded (not open-minded)72.321524.9100
boy/girl-next-door (not celebrity)72.258822.826
washed (not muddy)72.249827.735
realistic (not fantastical)72.243327.624
fearmongering (not reassuring)72.129128.129
🧐 (not 😎)72.126025.579
🥴 (not 🥳)71.925224.673
repetitive (not varied)71.622822.299
badass (not weakass)71.691626.027
anxious (not calm)71.547023.1102
tattle-tale (not f***-the-police)71.520125.725
haunted (not blissful)71.366325.940
self-disciplined (not disorganized)71.289626.8104
hurried (not leisurely)71.228823.488
dramatic (not comedic)71.269626.033
💔 (not 💝)71.227727.2152
🚴 (not 🏋️‍♂️)71.270626.085
vengeful (not forgiving)70.848124.597
feminine (not masculine)70.549926.2116
cringeworthy (not inspiring)70.526822.8111
cold (not warm)70.238622.997
😈 (not 😇)70.243123.196
corporate (not freelance)70.231527.224
straight (not queer)70.190228.490
beautiful (not ugly)70.1113020.5116
rational (not whimsical)70.054227.498
🤑 (not 🤠)70.033725.276
unfaithful (not devoted)70.09923.927
suspicious (not awkward)69.962023.8109
urban (not rural)69.972029.7124
serious (not bold)69.927729.1120
cunning (not honorable)69.836323.3139
master (not apprentice)69.877223.798
alert (not oblivious)69.776327.482
decisive (not hesitant)69.678227.598
competent (not incompetent)69.5111623.393
driven (not unambitious)69.5133524.0109
monochrome (not multicolored)69.534726.4103
hard-work (not natural-talent)69.550825.139
concrete (not abstract)69.441625.780
gloomy (not sunny)69.355224.832
bad-cook (not good-cook)69.333722.123
armoured (not vulnerable)69.264826.193
morning lark (not night owl)69.223225.5118
sexual (not asexual)69.177927.533
🙃 (not 🥰)69.033128.3111
😭 (not 😀)69.027521.668
highbrow (not lowbrow)68.850622.690
demonic (not angelic)68.638723.286
resistant (not resigned)68.678325.2109
rough (not smooth)68.539524.2102
salacious (not wholesome)68.540026.476
ivory-tower (not blue-collar)68.441525.484
individualist (not communal)68.358228.5102
punchable (not loveable)68.331930.230
resourceful (not helpless)68.2120125.9102
👟 (not 🥾)68.240531.176
rock (not rap)68.2112125.633
biased (not impartial)68.167725.8105
😬 (not 😏)68.126327.893
precise (not vague)68.170826.992
domestic (not industrial)68.027825.684
English (not German)67.9113326.529
money-focused (not love-focused)67.932627.330
poisonous (not nurturing)67.940323.590
mundane (not extraordinary)67.815326.8112
formal (not intimate)67.746627.1112
rude (not respectful)67.637321.8105
realist (not idealist)67.642827.9110
loud (not quiet)67.564326.1108
psychopath (not empath)67.438226.327
preppy (not punk rock)67.371528.036
businesslike (not chivalrous)67.346231.126
distant (not touchy-feely)67.357431.232
villainous (not heroic)67.227421.6103
uncreative (not open to new experinces)67.217627.2112
valedictorian (not drop out)67.290228.575
high IQ (not low IQ)67.0127620.5100
independent (not codependent)67.080528.0111
feminist (not sexist)67.094226.1103
🐴 (not 🦄)67.057228.885
workaholic (not slacker)66.9117726.291
💩 (not 🌟)66.821629.393
straightforward (not cryptic)66.674529.6107
ferocious (not pacifist)66.574326.0105
soulless (not soulful)66.525225.8120
pointed (not random)66.5101827.928
irrelevant (not important)66.46426.7133
fast (not slow)66.492025.082
sad (not happy)66.369725.982
mature (not juvenile)66.367627.2113
traitorous (not loyal)66.222926.181
captain (not first-mate)66.265932.1110
literal (not metaphorical)66.155627.1101
gossiping (not confidential)66.035128.7121
persistent (not quitter)65.8165429.674
private (not gregarious)65.777325.288
bookish (not sporty)65.789723.982
uninspiring (not charismatic)65.710527.696
vegan (not cannibal)65.756927.324
consistent (not variable)65.761826.229
dispassionate (not romantic)65.722829.646
overachiever (not underachiever)65.7116431.526
predictable (not quirky)65.733729.427
self-assured (not self-conscious)65.684628.3126
civilized (not barbaric)65.495627.7101
🧙 (not 👨‍🚀)65.448627.1106
fire (not water)65.478838.023
Italian (not Swedish)65.247830.530
machiavellian (not transparent)65.250633.325
debased (not pure)65.152120.7103
mainstream (not arcane)64.925725.393
methodical (not astonishing)64.869825.879
traditional (not unorthodox)64.644727.990
jealous (not compersive)64.551727.685
fighter (not lover)64.457125.826
human (not animalistic)64.4109629.4114
active (not slothful)64.4135222.993
French (not Russian)64.460029.423
crazy (not sane)64.259825.881
🤺 (not 🏌)64.1104430.277
winter (not summer)64.155234.823
orderly (not chaotic)64.072030.794
two-faced (not one-faced)64.040529.934
literary (not mathematical)63.970529.868
shallow (not deep)63.930525.7106
👩‍🔬 (not 👩‍🎤)63.854627.493
🐀 (not 🐘)63.841531.9129
🧠 (not 💪)63.7104227.2104
unambiguous (not mysterious)63.661225.577
healthy (not sickly)63.5108927.1120
pronatalist (not child free)63.429426.298
trash (not treasure)63.321824.997
sturdy (not flimsy)63.399130.929
exaggerating (not factual)63.364826.433
cruel (not kind)63.233623.8112
classical (not avant-garde)63.266826.383
exuberant (not subdued)63.271930.237
Pepsi (not Coke)63.217231.029
sorrowful (not cheery)63.181522.588
claustrophobic (not spelunker)63.124636.725
🤐 (not 😜)62.964031.978
ironic (not profound)62.947825.235
rich (not poor)62.783922.9110
hoarder (not unprepared)62.774824.191
traumatized (not flourishing)62.790925.635
🤔 (not 🤫)62.562028.581
obsessed (not aloof)62.385826.779
everyman (not chosen one)62.247729.525
twitchy (not still)62.182929.438
chortling (not giggling)61.985527.025
go-getter (not slugabed)61.7146627.971
resolute (not wavering)61.7105729.091
intellectual (not physical)61.4101225.884
apathetic (not curious)61.419128.994
low-tech (not high-tech)61.465325.494
whippersnapper (not sage)61.451229.435
stuck-in-the-past (not forward-thinking)61.346629.225
self-destructive (not self-improving)61.269631.025
vain (not demure)61.070026.185
luddite (not technophile)60.955324.886
modern (not historical)60.879322.784
sheltered (not street-smart)60.846827.293
thick-skinned (not sensitive)60.771830.891
doer (not thinker)60.795427.937
depressed (not bright)60.658225.296
metrosexual (not macho)60.687827.432
clean (not perverted)60.6107325.424
cautious (not impulsive)60.570232.2111
spicy (not mild)60.596630.0111
refined (not rugged)60.486429.689
unfixable (not fixable)60.442530.139
emotional (not unemotional)60.4116932.225
hunter (not gatherer)60.184533.330
confident (not insecure)60.0112228.6132
purple (not orange)60.058330.992
bourgeoisie (not proletariat)60.065028.485
🤖 (not 👻)60.057333.068
mighty (not puny)59.9115825.388
rebellious (not obedient)59.9100931.294
🎩 (not 🧢)59.880929.778
narcissistic (not low self esteem)59.687930.340
politically correct (not edgy)59.458629.099
fresh (not stinky)59.3116431.1121
scholarly (not crafty)59.054028.496
high standards (not desperate)58.996032.637
bad boy (not white knight)58.960428.727
political (not nonpolitical)58.585229.0100
extreme (not moderate)58.5105328.2116
down2earth (not head@clouds)58.484732.4111
eloquent (not unpolished)58.4102928.293
realistic (not ambitious)58.448834.024
libertarian (not socialist)58.366626.185
👽 (not 🤡)58.378129.979
motivated (not unmotivated)58.3169432.125
attractive (not repulsive)58.2135827.4102
dorky (not cool)58.265827.692
western (not eastern)58.2114531.393
presidential (not folksy)58.285830.032
family-first (not work-first)58.183728.795
lavish (not frugal)57.966026.395
🛌 (not 🧗)57.846029.3105
💃 (not 🧕)57.7108730.3117
radical (not centrist)57.780430.120
careful (not brave)57.643727.4114
builder (not explorer)57.669428.297
common sense (not analysis)57.646927.530
playful (not shy)57.5122324.0101
egalitarian (not racist)57.4156826.264
linear (not circular)57.466528.128
tasteful (not lewd)57.3114024.799
ranged (not melee)57.278629.834
modest (not flamboyant)57.191028.1100
empirical (not theoretical)57.178330.794
knowledgeable (not ignorant)57.0131029.640
objective (not subjective)56.957530.789
💀 (not 🎃)56.884031.426
queen (not princess)56.8106334.127
extrovert (not introvert)56.796428.086
deranged (not reasonable)56.764329.284
pack rat (not minimalist)56.759527.254
flower child (not goth)56.7109928.726
reactive (not proactive)56.778630.723
statist (not anarchist)56.682830.677
charming (not trusting)56.585324.1105
focused on the future (not focused on the present)56.462029.4124
exhibitionist (not bashful)56.4107028.232
🐮 (not 🐷)56.3100732.1110
wise (not foolish)56.299325.481
hedonist (not monastic)56.185729.055
freak (not normie)56.192532.236
well behaved (not mischievous)56.071029.0100
often crying (not never cries)56.069230.421
sober (not indulgent)55.874430.594
scientific (not artistic)55.789828.976
kinky (not vanilla)55.484731.8104
tame (not wild)55.466628.8111
generalist (not specialist)55.344026.484
long-winded (not concise)55.369634.619
patriotic (not unpatriotic)55.1131628.776
existentialist (not nihilist)55.0117227.483
reclusive (not social)55.074328.2109
tactful (not indiscreet)54.5120128.470
dramatic (not no-nonsense)54.496433.4100
expressive (not stoic)54.1108730.592
emotional (not logical)54.199531.5104
official (not backdoor)54.176433.287
proper (not scandalous)54.187729.596
regular (not zany)54.072330.571
normal (not weird)53.966228.8103
lustful (not chaste)53.9101926.6101
rustic (not cultured)53.962226.220
old (not young)53.669220.9124
😊 (not 🤣)53.6117829.182
remote (not involved)53.431530.879
awkward (not charming)53.363527.3126
disarming (not creepy)53.3139630.9106
rhythmic (not stuttering)53.2144833.326
genius (not dunce)53.1137323.1109
works hard (not plays hard)53.1129631.386
reasoned (not instinctual)53.173331.567
monotone (not expressive)53.164830.927
ludicrous (not sensible)53.070831.5107
permanent (not transient)53.0104328.991
🦇 (not 🐿)52.975233.673
utilitarian (not decorative)52.8123531.098
Greek (not Roman)52.871826.926
deep (not epic)52.787725.033
genocidal (not not genocidal)52.748532.427
average (not deviant)52.666629.398
introspective (not not introspective)52.5135131.090
conservative (not liberal)52.562231.370
tailor (not blacksmith)52.5119936.024
trendy (not vintage)52.548327.830
pro (not noob)52.4145928.569
overspender (not penny-pincher)52.480630.8111
air (not earth)52.453034.423
chatty (not reserved)52.395131.0107
cosmopolitan (not provincial)52.2101230.594
believable (not poorly-written)52.2185429.133
reliable (not experimental)52.2104929.233
cheesy (not chic)52.299932.529
short (not tall)52.177822.0153
stylish (not slovenly)52.1125528.096
prudish (not flirtatious)52.183631.528
masochistic (not pain-avoidant)52.093431.529
prestigious (not disreputable)51.9125829.281
overprepared (not efficient)51.938333.538
unlucky (not fortunate)51.8104226.4101
'left-brained' (not 'right-brained')51.886128.265
📈 (not 📉)51.7141630.386
oxymoron (not tautology)51.6127230.715
hypochondriac (not stoic)51.671431.329
devout (not heathen)51.5107630.872
opinionated (not jealous)51.5157338.431
theist (not atheist)51.374129.276
🐐 (not 🦒)51.2140932.2122
sheeple (not conspiracist)51.053929.177
prideful (not envious)51.0166030.750
cat person (not dog person)51.097334.825
scrub (not legit)50.144130.5101
enlightened (not lost)50.192426.938
jock (not nerd)50.782729.999
outsider (not insider)50.3109231.5105
geriatric (not vibrant)50.355426.626
thrifty (not extravagant)50.3104831.533
wooden (not plastic)50.7150931.326
pop (not indie)50.763432.627

The lowest rating for any description in the table is 50.0 despite a 1 to 100 scale being used. This is because descriptions that had values lower than the midpoint were reversed. For example, a score of 1/100 for "hot (not cold)" is equivalent to a score of 100/100 for "cold (not hot)". This was done so that all the traits that are most distinctive for a character are at the top of the table.

Similar characters

The similarity between two characters can be calculated by taking the correlation between the lists of their traits. This produces a value from +1 to -1. With +1 implying that every trait one character is high on the other one is high on too, to an equal degree. And, -1 implying that if a character is high on specific trait, the other one is low on it. The 10 most and least similar characters to Judith Harper-Melnick based on their crowd-sourced profiles are listed below with the correlation in parenthesis.

Most similar Least similar
  1. Skyler White (0.829)
  2. Jan Levinson (0.811)
  3. Angela Martin (0.797)
  4. Lady Catherine de Bourgh (0.796)
  5. Paris Geller (0.769)
  6. Eleanor Sung-Young (0.765)
  7. Emily Gilmore (0.754)
  8. Chef Skinner (0.748)
  9. Rosalie Hale (0.744)
  10. Serena Joy Waterford (0.743)
  1. Pumbaa (-0.603)
  2. Chien-Po (-0.582)
  3. Hugo 'Hurley' Reyes (-0.571)
  4. Spike (-0.569)
  5. Little John (-0.56)
  6. Patrick Star (-0.558)
  7. Kevin Malone (-0.55)
  8. Rubeus Hagrid (-0.547)
  9. Olaf (-0.53)
  10. Jason Mendoza (-0.527)

Personality types

Users who took the quiz were asked to self-identify their Myers-Briggs and Enneagram types. We can look at the average match scores of these different groups of users with Judith Harper-Melnick to see what personality types people who describe themselves in ways similar to the way Judith Harper-Melnick is described identify as.

Myers-Briggs Self-type Average match score with character Number of users


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