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Jonah Simms Descriptive Personality Statistics

Jonah Simms is a character from Superstore.

This page summarizes crowd sourced ratings of their personality collected from users of the Statistical "Which Character" Personality Quiz. This website has recruited more than 3 million volunteers to rate characters on descriptive adjectives and other properties, which can be aggregated to create profiles that users can be matched to as part of a personality test. For more information about how the ratings were collected and how they are used, see the documentation.

Aggregated ratings for 400 descriptions

The table shows the average rating the character received for each descriptive item on a 1 to 100 scale and what that character's rank for the description is among all 1,750 characters in the database. It also shows the standard deviation of the ratings and how many different individuals submitted a rating for that description.

ItemAverage ratingRankRating standard deviationNumber of raters
privileged (not oppressed)89.89711.930
bookish (not sporty)86.122917.932
devoted (not unfaithful)85.535314.535
flower child (not goth)85.113315.835
🚴 (not 🏋️‍♂️)84.85116.164
pacifist (not ferocious)84.32616.518
not genocidal (not genocidal)84.019718.425
kind (not cruel)83.733118.426
civilized (not barbaric)82.925723.225
metrosexual (not macho)82.94320.219
soft (not hard)82.88312.022
loyal (not traitorous)82.652915.725
chatty (not reserved)82.323118.420
cheesy (not chic)82.27813.034
persistent (not quitter)82.178921.719
feminist (not sexist)82.133520.428
🐿 (not 🦇)81.510619.660
opinionated (not neutral)81.051326.921
vegan (not cannibal)80.89524.424
heroic (not villainous)80.644721.325
charismatic (not uninspiring)80.638315.716
washed (not muddy)80.614727.019
democratic (not authoritarian)80.15825.520
white knight (not bad boy)80.021421.624
egalitarian (not racist)79.763423.915
urban (not rural)79.323422.215
healthy (not sickly)78.935217.819
curious (not apathetic)78.921819.418
political (not nonpolitical)78.818930.223
sweet (not bitter)78.820019.418
interested (not bored)78.721723.419
liberal (not conservative)78.720927.118
preppy (not punk rock)78.526823.819
boy/girl-next-door (not celebrity)78.528624.735
thin (not thick)78.311718.717
social (not reclusive)78.323516.727
tailor (not blacksmith)78.316318.423
soft (not hard)78.315517.829
opinionated (not jealous)78.326223.430
empath (not psychopath)78.132416.719
nerd (not jock)78.038126.072
protagonist (not antagonist)78.042523.130
involved (not remote)77.925520.816
skeptical (not spiritual)77.835724.824
expressive (not monotone)77.531923.134
🙋‍♂️ (not 🙅‍♂️)77.411425.968
love-focused (not money-focused)77.448523.522
treasure (not trash)77.264523.417
introspective (not not introspective)77.118021.223
touchy-feely (not distant)76.913521.025
lover (not fighter)76.818719.839
long-winded (not concise)76.86828.231
manicured (not scruffy)76.755121.919
romantic (not dispassionate)76.737517.325
intellectual (not physical)76.743225.732
politically correct (not edgy)76.510725.230
cosmopolitan (not provincial)76.514924.014
weakass (not badass)76.48118.625
motivated (not unmotivated)75.797425.136
attractive (not repulsive)75.564919.028
warm (not cold)75.532418.022
city-slicker (not country-bumpkin)75.252228.621
Italian (not Swedish)75.118520.533
pure (not debased)75.124923.328
pretentious (not unassuming)75.030025.317
French (not Russian)75.015423.226
clean (not perverted)75.049225.230
important (not irrelevant)74.677527.222
dorky (not cool)74.520821.823
high-tech (not low-tech)74.426022.228
human (not animalistic)74.458027.124
believable (not poorly-written)74.364322.228
fresh (not stinky)74.254523.428
beautiful (not ugly)73.983223.225
technophile (not luddite)73.816824.513
😇 (not 😈)73.831922.869
prideful (not envious)73.641417.329
vanilla (not kinky)73.322131.112
🧠 (not 💪)73.360625.560
sugarcoated (not frank)73.32423.723
expressive (not stoic)73.237123.125
glad (not mad)73.218615.923
hesitant (not decisive)73.27924.324
tame (not wild)73.117224.737
respectful (not rude)72.945522.816
playful (not shy)72.860927.726
👟 (not 🥾)72.822529.968
forward-thinking (not stuck-in-the-past)72.721322.718
open (not guarded)72.710126.323
sensible (not ludicrous)72.538823.522
exuberant (not subdued)72.335014.712
soulful (not soulless)72.374223.524
young (not old)72.159725.316
princess (not queen)72.115130.226
forgiving (not vengeful)71.932027.727
twitchy (not still)71.839422.134
emancipated (not enslaved)71.644318.711
unambiguous (not mysterious)71.427729.817
gatherer (not hunter)71.330226.226
good-humored (not angry)71.242821.122
sensitive (not thick-skinned)71.225027.219
thinker (not doer)71.211629.833
🤔 (not 🤫)71.017730.450
refined (not rugged)70.944824.720
tight (not loose)70.852523.634
😜 (not 🤐)70.734727.159
apprentice (not master)70.719019.818
cultured (not rustic)70.741821.026
neurotypical (not autistic)70.464626.025
💝 (not 💔)70.430331.161
knowledgeable (not ignorant)70.373529.117
first-mate (not captain)70.241620.627
devout (not heathen)70.229522.315
funny (not humorless)70.148625.327
well behaved (not mischievous)70.128622.728
extrovert (not introvert)70.048530.023
often crying (not never cries)70.026723.844
highbrow (not lowbrow)69.942121.134
playful (not serious)69.830024.419
Pepsi (not Coke)69.84529.623
existentialist (not nihilist)69.722323.422
prestigious (not disreputable)69.651523.517
roundabout (not direct)69.58325.927
generous (not stingy)69.452122.034
biased (not impartial)69.452523.523
open to new experinces (not uncreative)69.371525.026
complimentary (not insulting)69.341122.523
mild (not spicy)69.221022.829
water (not fire)69.224430.828
reasoned (not instinctual)69.120927.821
fixable (not unfixable)69.035728.829
patriotic (not unpatriotic)68.955922.417
theoretical (not empirical)68.83226.813
English (not German)68.792727.814
active (not slothful)68.598020.521
fast-talking (not slow-talking)68.553727.726
gendered (not androgynous)68.4111727.819
💃 (not 🧕)68.462124.446
😀 (not 😭)68.332325.154
awkward (not suspicious)68.223720.824
🎃 (not 💀)68.128329.658
honorable (not cunning)68.151122.823
driven (not unambitious)68.1118623.928
🌟 (not 💩)68.188326.457
👨‍🚀 (not 🧙)68.124528.764
go-getter (not slugabed)68.0100425.511
emotional (not unemotional)67.974925.535
wholesome (not salacious)67.953128.517
diligent (not lazy)67.8119619.119
open-book (not secretive)67.821324.726
🎨 (not 🏀)67.868532.169
smooth (not rough)67.632723.521
neat (not messy)67.667328.620
resourceful (not helpless)67.6103925.931
idealist (not realist)67.533634.231
regular (not zany)67.518728.824
consistent (not variable)67.546219.520
narcissistic (not low self esteem)67.552817.828
sheltered (not street-smart)67.227531.528
morning lark (not night owl)66.824328.221
atheist (not theist)66.751430.721
tactful (not indiscreet)66.755525.124
joyful (not miserable)66.731022.712
pain-avoidant (not masochistic)66.519630.818
anxious (not calm)66.456323.019
reasonable (not deranged)66.457826.625
on-time (not tardy)66.477632.924
bright (not depressed)66.140322.829
reassuring (not fearmongering)66.154527.523
socialist (not libertarian)66.05033.820
👨‍⚕️ (not 👨‍🔧)66.049828.860
picky (not always down)66.047526.831
normie (not freak)65.932726.023
beta (not alpha)65.733525.525
vulnerable (not armoured)65.628024.432
obedient (not rebellious)65.633224.719
flirtatious (not prudish)65.655121.730
cringeworthy (not inspiring)65.533823.125
📈 (not 📉)65.556727.859
puny (not mighty)65.317421.815
stylish (not slovenly)65.271322.321
average (not deviant)65.220824.924
disarming (not creepy)65.283025.334
hypochondriac (not stoic)65.222823.829
offended (not chill)65.156626.628
precise (not vague)65.172027.618
loud (not quiet)65.059423.024
sexual (not asexual)65.079326.828
optimistic (not pessimistic)64.944330.822
open-minded (not close-minded)64.860429.323
🥰 (not 🙃)64.844733.758
literary (not mathematical)64.755730.019
nurturing (not poisonous)64.769825.721
🤠 (not 🤑)64.664829.256
genius (not dunce)64.581918.020
submissive (not dominant)64.330224.312
sane (not crazy)64.344322.731
frenzied (not sleepy)64.3102420.929
moist (not dry)64.232526.820
tattle-tale (not f***-the-police)64.230627.027
careful (not brave)64.023634.025
eloquent (not unpolished)64.075128.123
giggling (not chortling)64.023223.124
reliable (not experimental)64.057231.920
entitled (not grateful)63.954921.628
lustful (not chaste)63.858323.525
metaphorical (not literal)63.819330.726
high IQ (not low IQ)63.5117722.520
pensive (not serene)63.590022.631
gregarious (not private)63.334729.722
resistant (not resigned)63.392524.317
overachiever (not underachiever)63.2106733.429
transparent (not machiavellian)63.242923.823
freelance (not corporate)63.170628.117
conventional (not creative)63.042431.518
philosophical (not real)63.019528.930
competitive (not cooperative)62.878930.427
factual (not exaggerating)62.853026.228
scholarly (not crafty)62.738829.128
🧗 (not 🛌)62.676030.861
punchable (not loveable)62.636725.627
😊 (not 🤣)62.472332.470
🐀 (not 🐘)62.338531.743
deep (not epic)62.230923.130
tasteful (not lewd)62.179027.717
🥵 (not 🥶)62.152629.460
cheery (not sorrowful)62.042825.526
👩‍🔬 (not 👩‍🎤)62.052030.258
insecure (not confident)61.927325.924
permanent (not transient)61.955322.712
repetitive (not varied)61.956625.420
domestic (not industrial)61.938332.823
happy (not sad)61.834527.226
interesting (not tiresome)61.596522.824
cautious (not impulsive)61.358330.622
focused on the future (not focused on the present)61.336526.518
charming (not trusting)61.360422.615
flexible (not rigid)61.339228.618
sheriff (not outlaw)61.359426.530
realistic (not fantastical)61.269631.326
OCD (not ADHD)61.281429.333
classical (not avant-garde)61.164126.514
noob (not pro)61.122119.015
proactive (not reactive)61.127832.037
simple (not complicated)61.023729.122
anarchist (not statist)61.048427.823
obsessed (not aloof)60.978727.518
self-conscious (not self-assured)60.925030.125
perceptive (not unobservant)60.8121725.622
tense (not relaxed)60.7111832.927
clumsy (not coordinated)60.736625.228
proper (not scandalous)60.760820.511
🐮 (not 🐷)60.756430.464
modest (not flamboyant)60.568324.820
competent (not incompetent)60.5119329.430
summer (not winter)60.561027.229
radical (not centrist)60.555832.425
modern (not historical)60.468225.723
comedic (not dramatic)60.431227.025
spontaneous (not deliberate)60.241530.614
bold (not shy)60.1126526.628
scientific (not artistic)60.067329.828
sober (not indulgent)59.849831.919
intimate (not formal)59.757727.128
altruistic (not selfish)59.674724.828
analysis (not common sense)59.565732.128
vain (not demure)59.464627.127
arcane (not mainstream)59.467228.921
everyman (not chosen one)59.447232.028
lighthearted (not intense)59.234327.330
giving (not receiving)59.183927.734
accepting (not judgemental)59.057631.124
family-first (not work-first)59.067527.023
slacker (not workaholic)58.926727.420
gossiping (not confidential)58.840724.717
rock (not rap)58.8131928.427
oxymoron (not tautology)58.858728.225
hurried (not leisurely)58.671625.016
indie (not pop)58.685332.431
cocky (not timid)58.6106330.033
basic (not hipster)58.581237.920
overspender (not penny-pincher)58.451726.331
methodical (not astonishing)58.381625.716
angelic (not demonic)58.379621.513
drop out (not valedictorian)58.343630.521
trusting (not suspicious)57.954630.427
charming (not awkward)57.890527.128
🐩 (not 🐒)57.868637.854
non-gamer (not gamer)57.886831.221
conspiracist (not sheeple)57.595227.119
sunny (not gloomy)57.457225.524
factual (not poetic)57.477630.335
stubborn (not accommodating)57.4114529.621
fast (not slow)57.3108032.416
short (not tall)57.354929.419
self-disciplined (not disorganized)57.3110227.221
practical (not imaginative)57.291429.627
deep (not shallow)57.092926.320
triggered (not trolling)56.998832.225
one-faced (not two-faced)56.998128.633
stuttering (not rhythmic)56.829828.328
stick-in-the-mud (not adventurous)56.752331.224
hypocritical (not equitable)56.757823.320
sage (not whippersnapper)56.756927.714
blissful (not haunted)56.637030.431
ambitious (not realistic)56.689028.527
sarcastic (not genuine)56.466924.430
child free (not pronatalist)56.396224.913
communal (not individualist)56.342122.318
emotional (not logical)56.278730.317
gracious (not feisty)56.234224.729
straight (not queer)56.2123726.422
enlightened (not lost)56.260825.332
linear (not circular)56.262130.726
lenient (not strict)56.162128.717
wise (not foolish)56.185524.323
outsider (not insider)56.172327.121
dramatic (not no-nonsense)56.175829.624
🎩 (not 🧢)56.077434.689
good-cook (not bad-cook)56.060431.821
decorative (not utilitarian)55.943127.620
trendy (not vintage)55.933726.019
oblivious (not alert)55.843827.322
Greek (not Roman)55.842431.118
spelunker (not claustrophobic)55.789925.515
straightforward (not cryptic)55.5110729.221
purple (not orange)55.564632.217
legit (not scrub)55.5123429.022
wooden (not plastic)55.5113530.821
orderly (not chaotic)55.480628.828
arrogant (not humble)55.485230.017
western (not eastern)55.4111035.415
moody (not stable)55.3103530.031
goof-off (not studious)55.347232.024
monastic (not hedonist)55.347425.98
meek (not bossy)55.240624.430
normal (not weird)55.154128.327
🤡 (not 👽)55.156231.255
flimsy (not sturdy)55.039226.820
rich (not poor)54.893624.819
😏 (not 😬)54.684534.878
presidential (not folksy)54.683734.017
melee (not ranged)54.644620.915
head@clouds (not down2earth)54.566332.423
abstract (not concrete)54.459031.915
ironic (not profound)54.373830.527
wavering (not resolute)54.231728.618
vibrant (not geriatric)54.2114027.127
backdoor (not official)54.183427.520
chivalrous (not businesslike)54.173327.531
overprepared (not efficient)54.027229.826
natural-talent (not hard-work)54.046326.723
extraordinary (not mundane)53.8112919.916
moderate (not extreme)53.752529.815
self-destructive (not self-improving)53.783226.429
rational (not whimsical)53.695431.221
assertive (not passive)53.6119736.822
high standards (not desperate)53.6100526.832
🐴 (not 🦄)53.588733.459
air (not earth)53.241730.127
fortunate (not unlucky)52.970426.424
minimalist (not pack rat)52.987532.116
predictable (not quirky)52.971827.229
explorer (not builder)52.881735.819
attentive (not interrupting)52.883032.924
blue-collar (not ivory-tower)52.784933.624
juvenile (not mature)52.769426.131
multicolored (not monochrome)52.775830.917
cat person (not dog person)52.775233.731
extravagant (not thrifty)52.676229.631
🐐 (not 🦒)52.5112934.051
innocent (not worldly)52.445028.330
warm (not quarrelsome)52.472431.125
'right-brained' (not 'left-brained')52.458031.616
subjective (not objective)52.478629.918
unprepared (not hoarder)52.355230.318
musical (not off-key)52.364829.322
jealous (not compersive)52.280827.219
generalist (not specialist)52.250225.119
🧐 (not 😎)52.273134.168
masculine (not feminine)52.099324.423
proletariat (not bourgeoisie)52.083731.319
independent (not codependent)52.0106231.719
paranoid (not naive)52.0106326.338
innocent (not jaded)52.049028.926
demanding (not unchallenging)51.5133629.520
works hard (not plays hard)51.4114127.723
random (not pointed)51.438830.428
🥴 (not 🥳)51.297433.053
yes-man (not contrarian)51.256027.231
lavish (not frugal)51.174223.319
🤖 (not 👻)51.177232.061
serious (not bold)51.075230.626
patient (not impatient)51.059530.026
traditional (not unorthodox)51.072230.122
flourishing (not traumatized)50.156028.720
🏌 (not 🤺)50.338837.241
bashful (not exhibitionist)50.456529.931
spontaneous (not scheduled)50.573229.916
cynical (not gullible)50.5109930.231

The lowest rating for any description in the table is 50.0 despite a 1 to 100 scale being used. This is because descriptions that had values lower than the midpoint were reversed. For example, a score of 1/100 for "hot (not cold)" is equivalent to a score of 100/100 for "cold (not hot)". This was done so that all the traits that are most distinctive for a character are at the top of the table.

Similar characters

The similarity between two characters can be calculated by taking the correlation between the lists of their traits. This produces a value from +1 to -1. With +1 implying that every trait one character is high on the other one is high on too, to an equal degree. And, -1 implying that if a character is high on specific trait, the other one is low on it. The 10 most and least similar characters to Jonah Simms based on their crowd-sourced profiles are listed below with the correlation in parenthesis.

Most similar Least similar
  1. Manny Delgado (0.72)
  2. Cameron James (0.713)
  3. Julian Bashir (0.709)
  4. Winn Schott (0.707)
  5. Ann Perkins (0.699)
  6. Kevin Keller (0.698)
  7. Frances 'Baby' Houseman (0.692)
  8. Sam Seaborn (0.691)
  9. Jane Villanueva (0.686)
  10. Burton Guster (0.686)
  1. Nelson Muntz (-0.482)
  2. Merle Dixon (-0.481)
  3. Sid Phillips (-0.462)
  4. Sandor Clegane (-0.462)
  5. Eric O'Bannon (-0.449)
  6. Darlene Snell (-0.441)
  7. Megatron (-0.439)
  8. Billy Hargrove (-0.416)
  9. John Abruzzi (-0.406)
  10. Scar (-0.403)

Personality types

Personality types according to various systems can be derived from the character's traits. Profiles for a personality type were computed by averaging together all responses from people who took the test and reported a given personality type and then this composite was matched to each of those profiles as if it was its own character (as was done above). Listed closest to worst match.



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