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Jonathan 'Gabe' Gabriel Descriptive Personality Statistics

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Jonathan 'Gabe' Gabriel is a character from Penny Arcade.

This page summarizes crowd sourced ratings of their personality collected from users of the Statistical "Which Character" Personality Quiz. This website has recruited more than 3 million volunteers to rate characters on descriptive adjectives and other properties, which can be aggregated to create profiles that users can be matched to as part of a personality test. For more information about how the ratings were collected and how they are used, see the documentation.

Aggregated ratings for 400 descriptions

The table shows the average rating the character received for each descriptive item on a 1 to 100 scale and what that character's rank for the description is among all 2,000 characters in the database. It also shows the standard deviation of the ratings and how many different individuals submitted a rating for that description.

ItemAverage ratingRankRating standard deviationNumber of raters
gamer (not non-gamer)98.814.013
fast-talking (not slow-talking)97.415.25
English (not German)94.777.49
opinionated (not neutral)93.4508.87
dramatic (not no-nonsense)91.0399.95
intimate (not formal)90.416.75
rebellious (not obedient)89.913913.213
expressive (not monotone)89.97913.69
funny (not humorless)89.77211.611
🎨 (not 🏀)89.3979.716
quirky (not predictable)88.02711.08
moody (not stable)87.31169.07
high-tech (not low-tech)86.89813.09
disreputable (not prestigious)86.42111.014
lowbrow (not highbrow)86.498.514
interrupting (not attentive)86.46612.75
competitive (not cooperative)86.025913.014
protagonist (not antagonist)86.016411.75
anarchist (not statist)85.94424.18
exaggerating (not factual)85.810410.15
self-destructive (not self-improving)85.76513.76
cheesy (not chic)85.64010.77
zany (not regular)85.48020.19
often crying (not never cries)85.34011.04
modern (not historical)84.55613.411
feisty (not gracious)84.416615.17
plastic (not wooden)84.41113.05
instinctual (not reasoned)84.3879.915
indiscreet (not tactful)84.31015.67
thin (not thick)84.24315.110
decorative (not utilitarian)83.92511.27
night owl (not morning lark)83.71707.86
crazy (not sane)83.611918.617
adventurous (not stick-in-the-mud)83.324714.910
ironic (not profound)83.279.45
juvenile (not mature)83.110916.916
technophile (not luddite)82.68611.47
expressive (not stoic)82.520322.920
messy (not neat)82.01246.68
indulgent (not sober)81.716816.915
lewd (not tasteful)81.65522.511
slacker (not workaholic)81.37015.710
🚴 (not 🏋️‍♂️)81.218123.611
creative (not conventional)81.119410.67
bad-cook (not good-cook)81.08518.38
ludicrous (not sensible)80.910231.48
not introspective (not introspective)80.72321.07
freelance (not corporate)80.630225.47
conspiracist (not sheeple)80.519118.68
stinky (not fresh)80.16524.98
narcissistic (not low self esteem)80.127423.715
mischievous (not well behaved)80.041224.99
f***-the-police (not tattle-tale)80.040411.79
bold (not serious)79.619810.512
cocky (not timid)79.550511.46
wild (not tame)79.438432.67
rude (not respectful)79.117420.27
chatty (not reserved)79.033521.713
ambitious (not realistic)79.026012.17
extreme (not moderate)78.944110.87
barbaric (not civilized)78.88719.410
unfixable (not fixable)78.810318.411
individualist (not communal)78.728327.410
main character (not side character)78.741822.418
disorganized (not self-disciplined)78.612222.015
ADHD (not OCD)78.613926.55
chaotic (not orderly)78.528915.220
metaphorical (not literal)78.53622.210
fantastical (not realistic)78.517322.16
spontaneous (not deliberate)78.216622.213
scandalous (not proper)78.229719.211
imaginative (not practical)78.115917.310
open to new experinces (not uncreative)78.048615.215
quarrelsome (not warm)78.032415.85
lazy (not diligent)77.83825.913
rock (not rap)77.34604.27
impatient (not patient)77.24047.39
whimsical (not rational)77.119230.77
👟 (not 🥾)77.114327.613
exhibitionist (not bashful)77.022825.18
artistic (not scientific)76.926627.610
loud (not quiet)76.840619.612
trolling (not triggered)76.66026.05
unpolished (not eloquent)76.615321.79
sexist (not feminist)76.618018.05
hypocritical (not equitable)76.518925.96
🤡 (not 👽)76.59030.78
scruffy (not manicured)76.325215.822
vibrant (not geriatric)76.244824.118
random (not pointed)76.09810.36
unorthodox (not traditional)75.839525.815
oblivious (not alert)75.811717.28
🤣 (not 😊)75.714027.113
foolish (not wise)75.618626.813
urban (not rural)75.544125.78
loose (not tight)75.513824.513
edgy (not politically correct)75.433915.67
crafty (not scholarly)75.435521.719
cannibal (not vegan)75.426714.59
desperate (not high standards)75.413519.25
spicy (not mild)75.348719.216
👻 (not 🤖)75.015929.48
👩‍🎤 (not 👩‍🔬)74.935828.110
emotional (not logical)74.834919.718
subjective (not objective)74.84533.19
simple (not complicated)74.76719.58
playful (not shy)74.663321.713
apprentice (not master)74.615127.57
opinionated (not jealous)74.355028.09
city-slicker (not country-bumpkin)74.164220.87
astonishing (not methodical)74.011028.814
arrogant (not humble)73.948416.27
slovenly (not stylish)73.515617.86
ignorant (not knowledgeable)73.411618.711
🧙 (not 👨‍🚀)73.223527.58
bold (not shy)73.0109725.014
dorky (not cool)73.027027.68
anxious (not calm)72.941221.224
emotional (not unemotional)72.968630.57
flirtatious (not prudish)72.943914.08
😈 (not 😇)72.936831.18
stingy (not generous)72.926013.37
stubborn (not accommodating)72.977217.37
head@clouds (not down2earth)72.531328.420
twitchy (not still)72.344127.712
goth (not flower child)72.222419.06
plays hard (not works hard)72.021833.38
impulsive (not cautious)71.945930.611
experimental (not reliable)71.832120.26
goof-off (not studious)71.829033.46
spelunker (not claustrophobic)71.728520.39
cheery (not sorrowful)71.728319.812
doer (not thinker)71.549822.58
lavish (not frugal)71.334716.715
📈 (not 📉)71.236721.09
perverted (not clean)71.026423.112
clumsy (not coordinated)70.825623.210
metrosexual (not macho)70.841111.56
masculine (not feminine)70.778323.46
specialist (not generalist)70.436132.39
air (not earth)70.49323.37
confident (not insecure)70.475521.78
🐒 (not 🐩)70.326927.79
dog person (not cat person)70.335829.97
vengeful (not forgiving)70.050622.422
exuberant (not subdued)70.050626.46
theoretical (not empirical)69.93122.78
explorer (not builder)69.841527.39
spontaneous (not scheduled)69.845423.913
cringeworthy (not inspiring)69.828615.16
😏 (not 😬)69.842928.711
freak (not normie)69.645320.55
varied (not repetitive)69.49020.410
biased (not impartial)69.361527.814
sarcastic (not genuine)69.244128.617
assertive (not passive)69.188627.411
lenient (not strict)69.038119.36
resistant (not resigned)69.075514.86
pronatalist (not child free)68.920334.09
western (not eastern)68.644831.910
receiving (not giving)68.636037.28
one-faced (not two-faced)68.482629.65
pack rat (not minimalist)68.324631.09
melee (not ranged)68.313625.06
interested (not bored)68.378725.616
demonic (not angelic)68.239426.36
indie (not pop)68.162028.88
French (not Russian)68.043822.55
real (not philosophical)67.957329.015
backdoor (not official)67.949233.57
mad (not glad)67.757711.47
🐀 (not 🐘)67.730823.96
🛌 (not 🧗)67.722831.36
tardy (not on-time)67.731320.06
weird (not normal)67.464229.510
🧠 (not 💪)67.491922.314
unobservant (not perceptive)67.411527.711
naive (not paranoid)67.421928.87
💃 (not 🧕)67.077525.023
self-assured (not self-conscious)66.780328.59
bad boy (not white knight)66.744319.310
transient (not permanent)66.619621.97
shallow (not deep)66.625827.011
😜 (not 🤐)66.551031.96
vain (not demure)66.454231.87
jealous (not compersive)66.446721.512
wavering (not resolute)66.39731.96
outlaw (not sheriff)66.263423.810
😎 (not 🧐)66.260731.312
patriotic (not unpatriotic)66.079510.34
egalitarian (not racist)65.9137225.217
moist (not dry)65.634126.05
hedonist (not monastic)65.544136.76
🧢 (not 🎩)65.555328.06
debased (not pure)65.451433.87
lustful (not chaste)65.262931.014
'left-brained' (not 'right-brained')65.25230.411
fast (not slow)65.195727.09
psychopath (not empath)65.141325.88
orange (not purple)65.034917.77
armoured (not vulnerable)65.080420.07
pensive (not serene)65.093929.07
reactive (not proactive)65.037336.37
flamboyant (not modest)64.956725.212
literary (not mathematical)64.966524.27
extraordinary (not mundane)64.896631.09
trash (not treasure)64.819825.85
guarded (not open)64.7108621.112
heathen (not devout)64.739531.115
kind (not cruel)64.6111422.87
atheist (not theist)64.670231.419
codependent (not independent)64.334532.012
joyful (not miserable)64.341329.311
punchable (not loveable)64.339331.26
oxymoron (not tautology)64.130128.27
playful (not serious)64.045830.212
focused on the present (not focused on the future)64.043231.723
pro (not noob)64.0114228.68
suspicious (not trusting)63.972229.69
direct (not roundabout)63.798731.010
ugly (not beautiful)63.417733.05
gloomy (not sunny)63.472217.09
submissive (not dominant)63.338029.36
villainous (not heroic)63.231626.518
young (not old)63.299022.16
comedic (not dramatic)63.231232.120
frank (not sugarcoated)63.2115432.512
romantic (not dispassionate)63.0100934.58
soft (not hard)62.958721.59
lost (not enlightened)62.959627.114
boy/girl-next-door (not celebrity)62.989021.28
important (not irrelevant)62.7140331.98
🙃 (not 🥰)62.751032.917
everyman (not chosen one)62.646432.35
vague (not precise)62.524135.311
poetic (not factual)62.444528.510
transparent (not machiavellian)62.453837.48
charismatic (not uninspiring)62.3129227.06
family-first (not work-first)62.370321.87
avant-garde (not classical)62.342419.610
🤺 (not 🏌)62.3112031.813
lover (not fighter)62.361125.411
kinky (not vanilla)62.263133.013
charming (not trusting)62.266026.716
variable (not consistent)62.034134.68
princess (not queen)61.940930.311
🦄 (not 🐴)61.649932.912
offended (not chill)61.377721.312
nerd (not jock)61.290337.78
fortunate (not unlucky)61.150027.520
warm (not cold)61.180125.07
sleepy (not frenzied)61.07425.66
whippersnapper (not sage)61.053435.110
attractive (not repulsive)60.9127523.18
selfish (not altruistic)60.961133.17
🙅‍♂️ (not 🙋‍♂️)60.845734.312
blacksmith (not tailor)60.648230.95
natural-talent (not hard-work)60.634030.65
slothful (not active)60.515426.815
😀 (not 😭)60.560427.46
scrub (not legit)60.522933.88
sweet (not bitter)60.473122.811
👨‍🔧 (not 👨‍⚕️)60.370423.411
hypochondriac (not stoic)60.339432.311
💀 (not 🎃)60.172228.48
radical (not centrist)60.169225.916
worldly (not innocent)60.0115132.610
punk rock (not preppy)60.060712.45
drop out (not valedictorian)59.848519.76
Roman (not Greek)59.848620.15
gendered (not androgynous)59.6159122.57
🥴 (not 🥳)59.577038.711
gregarious (not private)59.450330.47
pretentious (not unassuming)59.483237.88
touchy-feely (not distant)59.459520.29
apathetic (not curious)59.322822.28
open-book (not secretive)59.045927.913
🦇 (not 🐿)58.959331.29
rugged (not refined)58.767322.59
gullible (not cynical)58.746430.111
dunce (not genius)58.635719.410
blue-collar (not ivory-tower)58.678325.415
💩 (not 🌟)58.632429.08
flexible (not rigid)58.556436.76
helpless (not resourceful)58.518921.58
sexual (not asexual)58.5113125.56
social (not reclusive)58.485435.511
circular (not linear)58.353625.510
motivated (not unmotivated)58.3169427.313
🥶 (not 🥵)58.252734.710
happy (not sad)58.150022.416
proletariat (not bourgeoisie)58.179531.710
beta (not alpha)58.156523.57
gossiping (not confidential)58.148427.88
demanding (not unchallenging)57.9138633.417
fearmongering (not reassuring)57.958429.311
judgemental (not accepting)57.881133.210
💔 (not 💝)57.865530.711
entitled (not grateful)57.779128.215
sensitive (not thick-skinned)57.568227.611
privileged (not oppressed)57.5113827.610
awkward (not charming)57.453932.07
human (not animalistic)57.4130027.111
slugabed (not go-getter)57.415024.87
contrarian (not yes-man)57.4103735.914
provincial (not cosmopolitan)57.363230.27
devoted (not unfaithful)57.1156034.811
close-minded (not open-minded)57.054020.98
monochrome (not multicolored)57.075533.010
deranged (not reasonable)56.963637.87
picky (not always down)56.991927.28
puny (not mighty)56.838527.013
emancipated (not enslaved)56.8126228.610
prideful (not envious)56.6146825.211
low IQ (not high IQ)56.424526.612
chortling (not giggling)56.4109034.98
soulful (not soulless)56.3141127.318
long-winded (not concise)56.365329.67
cunning (not honorable)56.264925.18
interesting (not tiresome)56.1135326.318
🐷 (not 🐮)56.044731.85
trendy (not vintage)56.039732.211
careful (not brave)55.850028.012
blissful (not haunted)55.847028.29
democratic (not authoritarian)55.796232.612
sickly (not healthy)55.738629.413
disarming (not creepy)55.7133221.96
underachiever (not overachiever)55.729726.26
innocent (not jaded)55.748631.08
remote (not involved)55.625530.610
depressed (not bright)55.677230.727
smooth (not rough)55.484322.811
poisonous (not nurturing)55.164524.613
queer (not straight)55.036730.08
🤫 (not 🤔)55.050333.35
businesslike (not chivalrous)55.086124.39
off-key (not musical)54.993030.08
Coke (not Pepsi)54.975733.410
extravagant (not thrifty)54.980631.511
idealist (not realist)54.879936.112
epic (not deep)54.780430.47
arcane (not mainstream)54.6100829.114
awkward (not suspicious)54.457725.28
incompetent (not competent)54.331034.17
relaxed (not tense)54.236228.511
nonpolitical (not political)53.969329.715
hipster (not basic)53.963622.311
masochistic (not pain-avoidant)53.984229.07
forward-thinking (not stuck-in-the-past)53.8100522.811
driven (not unambitious)53.7177130.212
mysterious (not unambiguous)53.781128.916
gatherer (not hunter)53.682032.75
Swedish (not Italian)53.581232.04
extrovert (not introvert)53.4106126.77
ferocious (not pacifist)53.3114639.66
cryptic (not straightforward)53.341918.56
concrete (not abstract)53.3110533.19
sporty (not bookish)53.271232.813
muddy (not washed)53.263533.26
good-humored (not angry)53.1105025.37
tall (not short)53.0108825.433
weakass (not badass)53.044228.515
🐐 (not 🦒)52.9132334.413
rustic (not cultured)52.965535.87
pessimistic (not optimistic)52.891523.69
unprepared (not hoarder)52.863233.213
persistent (not quitter)52.8188835.36
aloof (not obsessed)52.739237.710
decisive (not hesitant)52.6136929.825
sheltered (not street-smart)52.567429.411
not genocidal (not genocidal)52.5142721.510
socialist (not libertarian)52.460425.39
leisurely (not hurried)52.469031.57
skeptical (not spiritual)52.3142038.87
🤑 (not 🤠)52.370534.910
believable (not poorly-written)52.3185227.77
existentialist (not nihilist)52.2131327.910
insulting (not complimentary)52.283724.55
neurotypical (not autistic)52.1156825.611
soft (not hard)52.185333.17
fire (not water)52.1118730.18
first-mate (not captain)52.096530.215
penny-pincher (not overspender)52.0107934.39
lighthearted (not intense)52.057430.08
loyal (not traitorous)51.8155521.96
analysis (not common sense)51.8112434.06
industrial (not domestic)51.4102119.29
presidential (not folksy)51.4106625.35
average (not deviant)51.371237.16
conservative (not liberal)51.266827.76
salacious (not wholesome)51.182331.97
flourishing (not traumatized)51.159126.58
meek (not bossy)51.058336.26
rich (not poor)51.0118218.67
summer (not winter)51.0100530.48
overprepared (not efficient)50.145323.29
flimsy (not sturdy)50.857024.65
stuttering (not rhythmic)50.248931.36
money-focused (not love-focused)50.863436.39
physical (not intellectual)50.470230.914
outsider (not insider)50.4108632.616

The lowest rating for any description in the table is 50.0 despite a 1 to 100 scale being used. This is because descriptions that had values lower than the midpoint were reversed. For example, a score of 1/100 for "hot (not cold)" is equivalent to a score of 100/100 for "cold (not hot)". This was done so that all the traits that are most distinctive for a character are at the top of the table.

Similar characters

The similarity between two characters can be calculated by taking the correlation between the lists of their traits. This produces a value from +1 to -1. With +1 implying that every trait one character is high on the other one is high on too, to an equal degree. And, -1 implying that if a character is high on specific trait, the other one is low on it. The 10 most and least similar characters to Jonathan 'Gabe' Gabriel based on their crowd-sourced profiles are listed below with the correlation in parenthesis.

Most similar Least similar
  1. Seth (0.724)
  2. Erlich Bachman (0.709)
  3. F. Tony Scarapiducci (0.7)
  4. George Oscar 'Gob' Bluth (0.7)
  5. Tracy Jordan (0.7)
  6. Jeff Portnoy (0.687)
  7. Ziggy Sobotka (0.682)
  8. Bart Simpson (0.681)
  9. Ben Chang (0.679)
  10. Cosmo Kramer (0.676)
  1. Elinor Dashwood (-0.599)
  2. Colonel Brandon (-0.561)
  3. Queen Elizabeth II (-0.551)
  4. Watari (-0.546)
  5. Tuvok (-0.544)
  6. Charlie Carson (-0.536)
  7. Tom Hagen (-0.534)
  8. Kimball Cho (-0.525)
  9. Harold Cooper (-0.522)
  10. Elsie Carson (-0.517)

Personality types

Users who took the quiz were asked to self-identify their Myers-Briggs and Enneagram types. We can look at the average match scores of these different groups of users with Jonathan 'Gabe' Gabriel to see what personality types people who describe themselves in ways similar to the way Jonathan 'Gabe' Gabriel is described identify as.

Myers-Briggs Self-type Average match score with character Number of users


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