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Cosmo Kramer Descriptive Personality Statistics

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Cosmo Kramer is a character from Seinfeld.

This page summarizes crowd sourced ratings of their personality collected from users of the Statistical "Which Character" Personality Quiz. This website has recruited more than 3 million volunteers to rate characters on descriptive adjectives and other properties, which can be aggregated to create profiles that users can be matched to as part of a personality test. For more information about how the ratings were collected and how they are used, see the documentation.

Aggregated ratings for 400 descriptions

The table shows the average rating the character received for each descriptive item on a 1 to 100 scale and what that character's rank for the description is among all 2,000 characters in the database. It also shows the standard deviation of the ratings and how many different individuals submitted a rating for that description.

ItemAverage ratingRankRating standard deviationNumber of raters
twitchy (not still)98.214.640
weird (not normal)95.4410.1382
quirky (not predictable)95.318.026
random (not pointed)95.118.423
chaotic (not orderly)95.0108.7417
experimental (not reliable)95.019.634
zany (not regular)94.858.961
impulsive (not cautious)94.61210.5444
spontaneous (not scheduled)94.51811.0416
wild (not tame)94.3147.9401
expressive (not stoic)93.8910.7441
loud (not quiet)93.73511.1411
bold (not shy)93.69310.3409
fantastical (not realistic)93.568.841
tall (not short)93.31710.1455
unorthodox (not traditional)93.11212.2400
open to new experinces (not uncreative)93.03312.4454
ludicrous (not sensible)92.6711.5393
playful (not shy)92.65510.8466
freelance (not corporate)92.62513.737
chatty (not reserved)92.45210.5406
freak (not normie)92.1910.238
extreme (not moderate)91.94410.9417
expressive (not monotone)91.95219.855
spontaneous (not deliberate)91.9614.2417
flamboyant (not modest)91.82712.6424
clumsy (not coordinated)91.51112.5435
funny (not humorless)91.35113.3419
whimsical (not rational)91.21013.1429
dramatic (not no-nonsense)91.13814.9422
mischievous (not well behaved)91.09912.0458
imaginative (not practical)91.02213.4427
ADHD (not OCD)90.91313.936
creative (not conventional)90.83314.4435
adventurous (not stick-in-the-mud)90.69014.3402
😜 (not 🤐)90.65713.770
head@clouds (not down2earth)90.42015.7387
abstract (not concrete)90.4313.885
extrovert (not introvert)90.26914.9416
exuberant (not subdued)90.22818.328
goof-off (not studious)90.03616.986
messy (not neat)89.83212.5434
disorganized (not self-disciplined)89.42016.6407
spicy (not mild)89.45313.4425
ambitious (not realistic)89.33516.133
extraordinary (not mundane)89.28016.1430
multicolored (not monochrome)89.12716.6405
rebellious (not obedient)88.916513.4437
kinky (not vanilla)88.93812.2402
crazy (not sane)88.94215.479
bold (not serious)88.72315.0423
exhibitionist (not bashful)88.62821.839
instinctual (not reasoned)88.03015.9414
backdoor (not official)87.93616.2410
💃 (not 🧕)87.911618.0101
interrupting (not attentive)87.94616.429
exaggerating (not factual)87.86418.248
self-assured (not self-conscious)87.63617.7417
conspiracist (not sheeple)87.64016.3401
confident (not insecure)87.313518.0414
emancipated (not enslaved)86.83516.2367
gregarious (not private)86.73417.9405
opinionated (not neutral)86.531420.226
f***-the-police (not tattle-tale)86.422615.428
indulgent (not sober)86.38113.2445
arcane (not mainstream)86.23019.8377
juvenile (not mature)85.96714.8404
variable (not consistent)85.8725.724
frank (not sugarcoated)85.716219.349
playful (not serious)85.49620.2408
scandalous (not proper)85.412115.6412
deranged (not reasonable)85.47515.076
🤣 (not 😊)85.32620.179
edgy (not politically correct)85.28816.2452
charismatic (not uninspiring)85.222118.9435
😀 (not 😭)85.14117.780
plays hard (not works hard)84.75416.8385
child free (not pronatalist)84.76121.6376
vibrant (not geriatric)84.715620.031
curious (not apathetic)84.59618.8418
open (not guarded)84.52318.8385
astonishing (not methodical)84.5919.4425
outlaw (not sheriff)84.517016.3416
idealist (not realist)84.16619.4423
loose (not tight)83.94323.927
hipster (not basic)83.73518.7404
slacker (not workaholic)83.65119.3445
🐒 (not 🐩)83.54120.473
frenzied (not sleepy)83.312128.540
cocky (not timid)83.238219.059
👩‍🎤 (not 👩‍🔬)83.114219.586
lenient (not strict)83.09320.7414
crafty (not scholarly)83.010716.5431
avant-garde (not classical)83.03320.5391
impatient (not patient)82.924518.0403
sunny (not gloomy)82.914122.635
hypochondriac (not stoic)82.92420.227
cheery (not sorrowful)82.69117.0433
opinionated (not jealous)82.512721.857
deviant (not average)82.416318.4440
drop out (not valedictorian)82.49121.457
radical (not centrist)82.45919.747
interesting (not tiresome)82.121822.9430
tardy (not on-time)82.17920.831
oblivious (not alert)81.96322.168
scruffy (not manicured)81.915221.1428
brave (not careful)81.818118.5425
social (not reclusive)81.819022.3102
Italian (not Swedish)81.78312.327
fast-talking (not slow-talking)81.519325.419
joyful (not miserable)81.210421.965
open-minded (not close-minded)81.113921.6416
narcissistic (not low self esteem)81.125617.339
fire (not water)80.831120.933
emotional (not logical)80.619021.6404
moody (not stable)80.632319.8395
outsider (not insider)80.66624.5384
gossiping (not confidential)80.412720.7423
happy (not sad)80.18319.7397
long-winded (not concise)80.03927.523
good-humored (not angry)79.525821.0389
explorer (not builder)79.514520.7419
forward-thinking (not stuck-in-the-past)79.310824.037
doer (not thinker)79.322323.739
foolish (not wise)79.211421.2430
cheesy (not chic)79.214521.847
artistic (not scientific)79.121320.2428
anxious (not calm)78.923423.7396
optimistic (not pessimistic)78.917923.9381
feisty (not gracious)78.837120.7446
🎨 (not 🏀)78.844219.629
anarchist (not statist)78.715323.297
unfixable (not fixable)78.610524.143
night owl (not morning lark)78.532222.0366
individualist (not communal)78.529028.0404
indie (not pop)78.522224.064
mysterious (not unambiguous)78.419625.9403
punk rock (not preppy)78.423522.925
disreputable (not prestigious)78.29119.7394
soulful (not soulless)78.262823.7393
circular (not linear)78.13023.827
one-faced (not two-faced)78.042925.029
incompetent (not competent)77.85720.4392
lustful (not chaste)77.625621.9399
unpolished (not eloquent)77.613322.4452
perverted (not clean)77.615322.925
intimate (not formal)77.412919.988
street-smart (not sheltered)77.145621.3380
emotional (not unemotional)77.151024.835
natural-talent (not hard-work)77.04921.141
romantic (not dispassionate)76.943326.431
badass (not weakass)76.874426.441
indiscreet (not tactful)76.56126.466
🦄 (not 🐴)76.420131.081
flexible (not rigid)76.410625.5382
🚴 (not 🏋️‍♂️)76.341923.365
varied (not repetitive)76.12628.5415
animalistic (not human)76.06720.5438
sexual (not asexual)76.055126.528
bad-cook (not good-cook)75.916224.735
epic (not deep)75.99029.244
interested (not bored)75.740723.829
cannibal (not vegan)75.626125.235
transient (not permanent)75.54625.9332
urban (not rural)75.544125.682
assertive (not passive)75.464225.3382
👻 (not 🤖)75.315128.547
muddy (not washed)74.914423.950
bright (not depressed)74.820622.0420
unassuming (not pretentious)74.610726.274
self-destructive (not self-improving)74.132322.230
paranoid (not naive)74.128928.057
air (not earth)74.04829.738
resistant (not resigned)73.846225.6385
lewd (not tasteful)73.514823.6391
warm (not cold)73.547021.6371
fast (not slow)73.461528.1391
persistent (not quitter)73.4138929.372
heathen (not devout)73.317023.2362
flimsy (not sturdy)73.310123.232
barbaric (not civilized)73.216721.1402
rugged (not refined)73.032923.2401
melee (not ranged)72.97031.529
flirtatious (not prudish)72.744827.518
poetic (not factual)72.618323.341
low-tech (not high-tech)72.531823.0396
hedonist (not monastic)72.519827.550
masculine (not feminine)72.372920.6414
flower child (not goth)72.355026.524
reactive (not proactive)72.315729.621
vague (not precise)72.27527.8361
spelunker (not claustrophobic)72.127028.440
philosophical (not real)72.09129.0424
prideful (not envious)72.058926.235
queen (not princess)71.758929.428
gullible (not cynical)71.718827.964
comedic (not dramatic)71.614931.731
lover (not fighter)71.636026.925
decorative (not utilitarian)71.417327.6408
resourceful (not helpless)71.2107628.2372
🧙 (not 👨‍🚀)71.229231.490
folksy (not presidential)71.231025.732
fearmongering (not reassuring)71.230427.649
loyal (not traitorous)71.1111524.8382
subjective (not objective)71.19728.3363
pack rat (not minimalist)71.117628.662
oxymoron (not tautology)71.17527.517
decisive (not hesitant)70.874628.7405
complicated (not simple)70.869731.1412
off-key (not musical)70.727529.935
liberal (not conservative)70.453830.054
🤔 (not 🤫)69.926129.358
autistic (not neurotypical)69.85126.6372
literary (not mathematical)69.743822.4365
charming (not trusting)69.741424.8375
awkward (not suspicious)69.724730.6397
city-slicker (not country-bumpkin)69.680126.584
stinky (not fresh)69.618924.596
👨‍🔧 (not 👨‍⚕️)69.645726.886
active (not slothful)69.5114329.6430
touchy-feely (not distant)69.434226.961
🌟 (not 💩)69.3101933.971
chosen one (not everyman)69.141028.251
kind (not cruel)69.098023.2397
dominant (not submissive)68.985625.0386
bad boy (not white knight)68.940220.947
poor (not rich)68.735422.3372
accepting (not judgemental)68.740129.9436
😎 (not 🧐)68.553431.273
cryptic (not straightforward)68.414232.0427
nerd (not jock)68.270826.0392
metaphorical (not literal)68.115031.3384
rock (not rap)68.1112930.753
involved (not remote)68.081130.7358
atheist (not theist)68.057126.1333
luddite (not technophile)67.927025.4348
chill (not offended)67.826729.932
salacious (not wholesome)67.742629.562
theoretical (not empirical)67.65530.2384
ironic (not profound)67.528630.638
Pepsi (not Coke)67.38734.719
arrogant (not humble)67.166824.1428
ignorant (not knowledgeable)66.820726.836
treasure (not trash)66.6122232.169
🤠 (not 🤑)66.571033.462
stuttering (not rhythmic)66.516532.533
rude (not respectful)66.440022.8403
cunning (not honorable)66.342726.1463
competitive (not cooperative)66.182827.1394
moist (not dry)66.032235.023
demanding (not unchallenging)66.0114632.338
vintage (not trendy)65.993029.424
vain (not demure)65.856527.0390
cosmopolitan (not provincial)65.845526.9352
existentialist (not nihilist)65.850330.4316
😈 (not 😇)65.853426.687
important (not irrelevant)65.7129429.3112
🙃 (not 🥰)65.642632.9102
blue-collar (not ivory-tower)65.455427.8397
🎩 (not 🧢)65.267533.357
alpha (not beta)65.189429.2362
gendered (not androgynous)64.9142230.7361
🐿 (not 🦇)64.768536.845
open-book (not secretive)64.732134.344
chivalrous (not businesslike)64.749432.628
cringeworthy (not inspiring)64.640828.0406
awkward (not charming)64.534929.7420
psychopath (not empath)64.542630.930
sweet (not bitter)64.463724.7404
loveable (not punchable)64.184529.834
always down (not picky)64.023932.962
lowbrow (not highbrow)63.823329.5351
mighty (not puny)63.7103127.1370
rough (not smooth)63.554329.8385
devoted (not unfaithful)63.5142431.428
motivated (not unmotivated)63.4157830.967
genuine (not sarcastic)63.266532.1447
physical (not intellectual)63.143228.7371
egalitarian (not racist)63.1145431.346
thin (not thick)63.076631.2370
🙋‍♂️ (not 🙅‍♂️)62.968033.775
🤺 (not 🏌)62.8109732.071
🤡 (not 👽)62.736337.470
bossy (not meek)62.6108825.4407
democratic (not authoritarian)62.668529.7351
flourishing (not traumatized)62.625534.626
stubborn (not accommodating)62.6116331.349
transparent (not machiavellian)62.652535.546
lazy (not diligent)62.311927.5355
🧗 (not 🛌)62.295033.6111
tailor (not blacksmith)62.287627.823
heroic (not villainous)62.1120723.5405
ferocious (not pacifist)62.089528.8370
debased (not pure)62.060430.2376
go-getter (not slugabed)61.9145232.955
independent (not codependent)61.896534.9400
believable (not poorly-written)61.8156028.733
worldly (not innocent)61.7109530.2394
focused on the present (not focused on the future)61.752234.2385
scrub (not legit)61.620728.585
analysis (not common sense)61.669730.955
orange (not purple)61.249732.7346
family-first (not work-first)61.273526.2353
master (not apprentice)61.2102031.1359
extravagant (not thrifty)61.264534.629
whippersnapper (not sage)61.053430.834
🥵 (not 🥶)61.069930.543
libertarian (not socialist)60.451133.3349
demonic (not angelic)60.456323.8388
straight (not queer)60.4128329.5413
quarrelsome (not warm)60.379928.3398
hunter (not gatherer)60.383933.737
desperate (not high standards)60.243928.537
trolling (not triggered)60.029534.631
intense (not lighthearted)59.8111833.737
receiving (not giving)59.854230.937
fortunate (not unlucky)59.654531.7394
enlightened (not lost)59.558633.535
compersive (not jealous)59.467327.6364
driven (not unambitious)59.4166831.4415
lavish (not frugal)59.363632.1355
contrarian (not yes-man)59.096838.825
suspicious (not trusting)58.987132.9399
biased (not impartial)58.9119230.9396
dorky (not cool)58.764933.876
sexist (not feminist)58.744727.286
metrosexual (not macho)58.696526.725
nonpolitical (not political)58.553330.6370
proletariat (not bourgeoisie)58.278931.3355
selfish (not altruistic)58.166729.2429
generous (not stingy)58.0104632.840
rustic (not cultured)58.048032.232
🎃 (not 💀)57.966336.433
Greek (not Roman)57.837929.133
dunce (not genius)57.738128.8408
not genocidal (not genocidal)57.5130536.047
efficient (not overprepared)57.4126231.426
soft (not hard)57.370727.6414
wavering (not resolute)57.228631.455
deep (not shallow)57.2110531.1103
privileged (not oppressed)57.2114828.437
gamer (not non-gamer)57.252638.631
summer (not winter)57.281533.125
love-focused (not money-focused)57.2122328.721
📈 (not 📉)57.0117132.764
repulsive (not attractive)56.834824.8428
patriotic (not unpatriotic)56.8124429.058
vulnerable (not armoured)56.752828.0374
😏 (not 😬)56.793235.179
pro (not noob)56.6136331.755
jaded (not innocent)56.5118329.916
poisonous (not nurturing)56.461725.5305
entitled (not grateful)56.481730.529
side character (not main character)56.387633.826
glad (not mad)56.267535.161
first-mate (not captain)56.185534.2408
🦒 (not 🐐)55.931135.696
blissful (not haunted)55.946133.236
underachiever (not overachiever)55.729737.334
old (not young)55.166521.2407
healthy (not sickly)55.1137626.1396
soft (not hard)55.176627.6392
industrial (not domestic)54.984929.0345
pensive (not serene)54.7153935.629
vengeful (not forgiving)54.687029.8396
💝 (not 💔)54.693832.790
dog person (not cat person)54.488131.249
sporty (not bookish)54.369424.2328
eastern (not western)54.327432.783
leisurely (not hurried)54.261836.6431
'left-brained' (not 'right-brained')54.057736.5324
creepy (not disarming)54.044027.2384
chortling (not giggling)53.9119833.630
unprepared (not hoarder)53.859434.3397
perceptive (not unobservant)53.8159831.836
often crying (not never cries)53.874330.831
thick-skinned (not sensitive)53.795630.2416
🥴 (not 🥳)53.5105138.965
💪 (not 🧠)53.353929.076
stylish (not slovenly)53.1121330.3421
🐘 (not 🐀)53.088134.391
celebrity (not boy/girl-next-door)53.069935.923
English (not German)52.8173634.628
antagonist (not protagonist)52.546932.328
skeptical (not spiritual)52.3142033.2365
low IQ (not high IQ)52.331127.4401
French (not Russian)52.3121235.618
overspender (not penny-pincher)52.281333.989
insulting (not complimentary)52.184228.0409
obsessed (not aloof)51.9144037.3417
wooden (not plastic)51.7147936.231
ugly (not beautiful)51.635726.8401
generalist (not specialist)51.660535.3379
hypocritical (not equitable)51.685029.6376
tense (not relaxed)51.4154936.1431
direct (not roundabout)51.3144437.3409
historical (not modern)51.384328.7393
not introspective (not introspective)51.354633.284
👟 (not 🥾)51.398534.157
masochistic (not pain-avoidant)51.098535.523
🐷 (not 🐮)50.765533.591

The lowest rating for any description in the table is 50.0 despite a 1 to 100 scale being used. This is because descriptions that had values lower than the midpoint were reversed. For example, a score of 1/100 for "hot (not cold)" is equivalent to a score of 100/100 for "cold (not hot)". This was done so that all the traits that are most distinctive for a character are at the top of the table.

Similar characters

The similarity between two characters can be calculated by taking the correlation between the lists of their traits. This produces a value from +1 to -1. With +1 implying that every trait one character is high on the other one is high on too, to an equal degree. And, -1 implying that if a character is high on specific trait, the other one is low on it. The 10 most and least similar characters to Cosmo Kramer based on their crowd-sourced profiles are listed below with the correlation in parenthesis.

Most similar Least similar
  1. Ilana Wexler (0.855)
  2. Jack Sparrow (0.839)
  3. Tracy Jordan (0.83)
  4. Shawn Spencer (0.806)
  5. Phoebe Buffay (0.801)
  6. Alan (0.8)
  7. Calvin (0.794)
  8. Klaus Hargreeves (0.79)
  9. Lillian Kaushtupper (0.787)
  10. Maxwell Klinger (0.787)
  1. Ashley Wilkes (-0.612)
  2. Frank Vernon (-0.609)
  3. Count Alexei Karenin (-0.595)
  4. Elizabeth (-0.592)
  5. Elinor Dashwood (-0.578)
  6. Queen Elizabeth II (-0.578)
  7. Princess Darya 'Dolly' Oblonskaya (-0.574)
  8. Henry Francis (-0.569)
  9. Caleb Prior (-0.563)
  10. Jack Crawford (-0.562)

Personality types

Users who took the quiz were asked to self-identify their Myers-Briggs and Enneagram types. We can look at the average match scores of these different groups of users with Cosmo Kramer to see what personality types people who describe themselves in ways similar to the way Cosmo Kramer is described identify as.

Myers-Briggs Self-type Average match score with character Number of users


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