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Donald G. Malarkey Descriptive Personality Statistics

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Donald G. Malarkey is a character from Band of Brothers.

This page summarizes crowd sourced ratings of their personality collected from users of the Statistical "Which Character" Personality Quiz. This website has recruited more than 3 million volunteers to rate characters on descriptive adjectives and other properties, which can be aggregated to create profiles that users can be matched to as part of a personality test. For more information about how the ratings were collected and how they are used, see the documentation.

Aggregated ratings for 400 descriptions

The table shows the average rating the character received for each descriptive item on a 1 to 100 scale and what that character's rank for the description is among all 2,000 characters in the database. It also shows the standard deviation of the ratings and how many different individuals submitted a rating for that description.

ItemAverage ratingRankRating standard deviationNumber of raters
one-faced (not two-faced)94.939.57
loyal (not traitorous)92.41247.914
English (not German)89.42611.616
👨‍🔧 (not 👨‍⚕️)87.66513.512
soulful (not soulless)86.820914.217
🧢 (not 🎩)85.96213.719
heroic (not villainous)85.629811.927
resourceful (not helpless)85.335710.512
believable (not poorly-written)85.09411.725
🌟 (not 💩)84.129316.78
patriotic (not unpatriotic)83.911512.77
devoted (not unfaithful)83.055918.05
persistent (not quitter)82.888216.224
curious (not apathetic)82.61518.17
🏀 (not 🎨)82.514516.826
unambiguous (not mysterious)82.34514.46
lighthearted (not intense)81.94313.07
straightforward (not cryptic)81.211515.219
feisty (not gracious)81.028913.414
consistent (not variable)81.010014.35
spontaneous (not scheduled)80.923216.39
intimate (not formal)80.86320.78
protagonist (not antagonist)80.638021.834
boy/girl-next-door (not celebrity)80.327719.919
fixable (not unfixable)80.23316.718
folksy (not presidential)80.19716.222
creative (not conventional)79.92228.38
democratic (not authoritarian)79.28319.611
🤠 (not 🤑)79.120518.512
kind (not cruel)78.957911.710
young (not old)78.945112.519
blue-collar (not ivory-tower)78.917825.121
real (not philosophical)78.813718.618
motivated (not unmotivated)78.7100820.412
playful (not shy)78.649120.120
masculine (not feminine)78.256020.011
hard-work (not natural-talent)78.116712.233
rock (not rap)78.041024.614
opinionated (not jealous)77.834420.117
reliable (not experimental)77.622123.97
gamer (not non-gamer)77.514016.324
proletariat (not bourgeoisie)77.414916.625
fighter (not lover)77.320823.36
libertarian (not socialist)77.25218.88
muddy (not washed)77.01056.15
blacksmith (not tailor)76.914714.213
family-first (not work-first)76.732314.76
unassuming (not pretentious)76.67820.620
ferocious (not pacifist)76.446413.113
gendered (not androgynous)76.186325.19
crafty (not scholarly)75.933613.424
open to new experinces (not uncreative)75.859619.714
doer (not thinker)75.832913.229
emotional (not unemotional)75.857714.723
sweet (not bitter)75.731011.99
human (not animalistic)75.761823.327
common sense (not analysis)75.62624.911
luddite (not technophile)75.58915.610
cheesy (not chic)75.422619.624
fire (not water)75.446316.712
whippersnapper (not sage)74.611025.432
goof-off (not studious)74.524217.229
open-book (not secretive)74.513421.324
compersive (not jealous)74.118917.411
tense (not relaxed)73.975417.210
👩‍🎤 (not 👩‍🔬)73.738117.29
bold (not shy)73.6107525.119
rugged (not refined)73.631623.114
social (not reclusive)73.539517.415
🤡 (not 👽)73.512917.429
interested (not bored)73.453116.228
funny (not humorless)73.446722.326
🥾 (not 👟)73.328624.813
lowbrow (not highbrow)73.18216.09
punk rock (not preppy)72.834519.19
quirky (not predictable)72.627121.27
loud (not quiet)72.451925.79
warm (not cold)72.449922.022
competent (not incompetent)72.499122.712
active (not slothful)72.3101915.67
sexual (not asexual)72.167418.818
fast-talking (not slow-talking)71.947612.811
literary (not mathematical)71.835925.812
go-getter (not slugabed)71.899919.312
ranged (not melee)71.810422.918
egalitarian (not racist)71.7116010.57
important (not irrelevant)71.7106610.99
chatty (not reserved)71.648929.212
indulgent (not sober)71.642718.912
western (not eastern)71.628934.512
trusting (not suspicious)71.525826.224
attractive (not repulsive)71.592022.813
sunny (not gloomy)71.537521.711
generous (not stingy)71.454929.711
rustic (not cultured)71.417917.914
prestigious (not disreputable)71.453022.610
summer (not winter)71.442723.815
concise (not long-winded)71.420321.98
charismatic (not uninspiring)71.388018.221
scruffy (not manicured)71.034417.413
treasure (not trash)71.0104728.215
flirtatious (not prudish)70.949317.326
angelic (not demonic)70.850720.117
first-mate (not captain)70.846929.16
street-smart (not sheltered)70.864724.46
insider (not outsider)70.614124.914
perceptive (not unobservant)70.6108522.134
short (not tall)70.429322.0112
extraordinary (not mundane)70.473031.714
pure (not debased)70.346220.518
thin (not thick)70.246624.012
extrovert (not introvert)70.155220.621
playful (not serious)69.437221.831
straight (not queer)69.393632.215
badass (not weakass)69.0101024.623
not genocidal (not genocidal)68.995232.719
adventurous (not stick-in-the-mud)68.866924.613
honorable (not cunning)68.759824.719
altruistic (not selfish)68.560323.220
🤺 (not 🏌)68.485327.611
💃 (not 🧕)68.472627.39
nurturing (not poisonous)68.371213.07
brave (not careful)68.269926.223
inspiring (not cringeworthy)68.059024.222
🐐 (not 🦒)68.042223.112
chivalrous (not businesslike)68.038126.526
love-focused (not money-focused)68.091425.114
thick-skinned (not sensitive)67.945127.611
🧗 (not 🛌)67.973222.319
everyman (not chosen one)67.930034.214
earth (not air)67.853332.324
low-tech (not high-tech)67.646621.121
🥳 (not 🥴)67.624621.915
vibrant (not geriatric)67.381524.315
expressive (not monotone)67.372419.69
🐴 (not 🦄)67.156826.910
ADHD (not OCD)67.134524.728
impatient (not patient)66.974525.913
pro (not noob)66.9104222.08
gossiping (not confidential)66.734122.915
backdoor (not official)66.752726.010
😎 (not 🧐)66.659329.715
empath (not psychopath)66.681817.916
frank (not sugarcoated)66.6102427.119
instinctual (not reasoned)66.660323.120
involved (not remote)66.689129.312
chill (not offended)66.630124.88
accepting (not judgemental)66.547625.613
mighty (not puny)66.492724.513
diligent (not lazy)66.2146622.424
empirical (not theoretical)66.228523.28
🐿 (not 🦇)66.263021.313
romantic (not dispassionate)66.189025.518
poor (not rich)66.041210.17
cocky (not timid)65.999522.911
unpolished (not eloquent)65.835618.911
equitable (not hypocritical)65.854826.330
🐒 (not 🐩)65.740618.39
macho (not metrosexual)65.734428.521
loveable (not punchable)65.776727.416
lenient (not strict)65.646513.813
cheery (not sorrowful)65.541221.517
sensible (not ludicrous)65.471926.98
traumatized (not flourishing)65.480914.913
disarming (not creepy)65.397119.29
nonpolitical (not political)65.231032.518
historical (not modern)65.248824.99
good-humored (not angry)65.068826.817
vintage (not trendy)65.097123.88
alert (not oblivious)64.992121.219
🐘 (not 🐀)64.942422.211
precise (not vague)64.886620.813
reasonable (not deranged)64.874727.311
assertive (not passive)64.7104928.413
🚴 (not 🏋️‍♂️)64.699024.127
twitchy (not still)64.672223.57
expressive (not stoic)64.675632.527
anxious (not calm)64.671415.413
industrial (not domestic)64.643224.610
explorer (not builder)64.558528.416
country-bumpkin (not city-slicker)64.533324.819
🙋‍♂️ (not 🙅‍♂️)64.561234.621
stinky (not fresh)64.529229.117
linear (not circular)64.531022.421
pack rat (not minimalist)64.434826.318
beautiful (not ugly)64.4129723.017
🤣 (not 😊)64.437624.218
emotional (not logical)64.365517.521
sexist (not feminist)64.335924.316
opinionated (not neutral)64.3140226.224
statist (not anarchist)64.251725.013
transparent (not machiavellian)64.245929.228
biased (not impartial)64.188225.714
f***-the-police (not tattle-tale)64.188627.523
contrarian (not yes-man)64.175210.08
spontaneous (not deliberate)64.043030.218
theist (not atheist)64.032223.213
never cries (not often crying)64.074520.724
clumsy (not coordinated)63.937423.316
edgy (not politically correct)63.971025.28
not introspective (not introspective)63.921426.412
😜 (not 🤐)63.957429.817
neurotypical (not autistic)63.6110320.78
healthy (not sickly)63.4109523.918
no-nonsense (not dramatic)63.451427.610
dog person (not cat person)63.356631.531
flamboyant (not modest)63.261130.118
prideful (not envious)63.2113216.823
realistic (not fantastical)63.175826.214
submissive (not dominant)62.938927.511
workaholic (not slacker)62.9130224.614
resolute (not wavering)62.998722.016
comedic (not dramatic)62.931930.825
open (not guarded)62.823823.210
impulsive (not cautious)62.768427.419
fast (not slow)62.7107821.419
legit (not scrub)62.7118327.219
decisive (not hesitant)62.6105521.07
white knight (not bad boy)62.584120.732
cooperative (not competitive)62.444027.716
grateful (not entitled)62.463427.811
devout (not heathen)62.264629.520
nihilist (not existentialist)62.220318.79
physical (not intellectual)62.145322.729
slovenly (not stylish)62.138920.518
provincial (not cosmopolitan)62.144629.917
side character (not main character)61.972727.6172
frugal (not lavish)61.771822.312
pessimistic (not optimistic)61.661526.810
sporty (not bookish)61.453926.110
off-key (not musical)61.463922.920
desperate (not high standards)61.441024.320
sturdy (not flimsy)61.2107426.711
spelunker (not claustrophobic)61.278129.814
open-minded (not close-minded)61.188728.014
normie (not freak)61.153232.126
deep (not shallow)61.093923.721
hunter (not gatherer)61.082230.216
jaded (not innocent)61.0105325.527
🤔 (not 🤫)60.871527.518
trolling (not triggered)60.728227.233
realistic (not ambitious)60.741425.419
freelance (not corporate)60.690628.87
haunted (not blissful)60.6106525.410
foolish (not wise)60.553122.811
communal (not individualist)60.537333.010
vengeful (not forgiving)60.474623.915
bold (not serious)60.477023.513
cannibal (not vegan)60.464128.019
jock (not nerd)60.161019.916
independent (not codependent)60.1102428.810
thrifty (not extravagant)60.169731.918
skeptical (not spiritual)60.0117629.710
bossy (not meek)60.0116524.511
spicy (not mild)60.098224.723
arcane (not mainstream)60.077633.07
moderate (not extreme)60.043625.212
high IQ (not low IQ)60.0147520.811
📉 (not 📈)60.024630.917
lost (not enlightened)59.972224.222
rough (not smooth)59.865427.310
wild (not tame)59.896323.319
rhythmic (not stuttering)59.8123127.413
gregarious (not private)59.749829.19
messy (not neat)59.754424.621
confident (not insecure)59.5114227.410
conspiracist (not sheeple)59.4101920.722
realist (not idealist)59.472427.313
awkward (not suspicious)59.244424.212
bright (not depressed)59.269529.413
charming (not awkward)59.1102024.333
fortunate (not unlucky)59.156429.010
moody (not stable)59.1108328.626
orange (not purple)59.159831.217
utilitarian (not decorative)59.199420.47
👻 (not 🤖)58.973422.313
indiscreet (not tactful)58.838430.88
pronatalist (not child free)58.741524.612
sarcastic (not genuine)58.669627.420
unorthodox (not traditional)58.688324.514
monastic (not hedonist)58.543819.515
exuberant (not subdued)58.591733.015
charming (not trusting)58.478222.114
🎃 (not 💀)58.464726.619
resistant (not resigned)58.3137227.817
happy (not sad)58.150024.18
joyful (not miserable)58.058231.412
💝 (not 💔)58.080232.920
interrupting (not attentive)58.070025.016
interesting (not tiresome)57.9129230.617
factual (not poetic)57.989334.113
👨‍🚀 (not 🧙)57.868026.916
oppressed (not privileged)57.749926.89
ironic (not profound)57.569727.626
emancipated (not enslaved)57.4123126.421
dorky (not cool)57.467924.819
exhibitionist (not bashful)57.4101731.810
warm (not quarrelsome)57.371124.98
soft (not hard)57.370719.210
wholesome (not salacious)57.296729.610
paranoid (not naive)57.297924.431
practical (not imaginative)57.1108328.713
complicated (not simple)57.1119121.217
complimentary (not insulting)57.189925.213
epic (not deep)56.870929.225
worldly (not innocent)56.6124529.511
Italian (not Swedish)56.680534.612
alpha (not beta)56.5111033.912
reactive (not proactive)56.579524.911
humble (not arrogant)56.372421.920
French (not Russian)56.2103728.18
outlaw (not sheriff)56.087024.122
giving (not receiving)56.0110725.57
knowledgeable (not ignorant)55.9134624.032
direct (not roundabout)55.8128021.76
deviant (not average)55.8108514.69
drop out (not valedictorian)55.856027.214
apprentice (not master)55.755422.026
tardy (not on-time)55.654926.820
stubborn (not accommodating)55.5139924.831
tautology (not oxymoron)55.533226.914
vanilla (not kinky)55.483427.425
permanent (not transient)55.493427.39
plays hard (not works hard)55.351220.69
Roman (not Greek)55.373628.512
low self esteem (not narcissistic)55.359621.727
😬 (not 😏)55.263527.910
Pepsi (not Coke)55.254533.819
princess (not queen)55.259629.219
focused on the present (not focused on the future)55.183518.47
abstract (not concrete)55.165430.620
wooden (not plastic)55.1134428.917
reassuring (not fearmongering)55.1105824.37
self-assured (not self-conscious)55.0127727.020
forward-thinking (not stuck-in-the-past)55.095021.328
always down (not picky)55.056727.519
chaste (not lustful)54.968433.07
vulnerable (not armoured)54.858422.919
underachiever (not overachiever)54.831626.78
unambitious (not driven)54.712818.59
exaggerating (not factual)54.788227.09
clean (not perverted)54.7124027.517
astonishing (not methodical)54.563023.18
down2earth (not head@clouds)54.596927.810
objective (not subjective)54.372226.223
hoarder (not unprepared)54.2114925.612
normal (not weird)54.165527.213
demure (not vain)54.184216.012
pointed (not random)54.1142827.321
🥵 (not 🥶)54.1101227.122
rigid (not flexible)53.999026.610
touchy-feely (not distant)53.976519.516
artistic (not scientific)53.888526.110
soft (not hard)53.781221.526
orderly (not chaotic)53.598127.821
disorganized (not self-disciplined)53.550924.38
leisurely (not hurried)53.564332.319
classical (not avant-garde)53.5104323.910
🐮 (not 🐷)53.5117932.421
hipster (not basic)53.465125.59
rude (not respectful)53.369022.07
dunce (not genius)53.348714.310
generalist (not specialist)53.153330.212
efficient (not overprepared)53.1146917.78
unchallenging (not demanding)53.136623.312
repetitive (not varied)53.0113731.86
hypochondriac (not stoic)53.065131.527
proper (not scandalous)52.991825.214
liberal (not conservative)52.9122525.417
🥰 (not 🙃)52.899229.913
😭 (not 😀)52.890926.621
pop (not indie)52.855428.625
civilized (not barbaric)52.7133227.310
sane (not crazy)52.691827.225
self-improving (not self-destructive)52.683333.411
pensive (not serene)52.5162623.417
moist (not dry)52.491226.113
loose (not tight)52.360326.09
multicolored (not monochrome)52.290834.914
flower child (not goth)52.2122526.621
obsessed (not aloof)52.1142629.512
juvenile (not mature)52.183023.912
💪 (not 🧠)52.157229.323
obedient (not rebellious)52.069916.36
'left-brained' (not 'right-brained')51.984428.814
metaphorical (not literal)51.857329.217
pain-avoidant (not masochistic)51.892223.416
frenzied (not sleepy)51.8173416.510
lewd (not tasteful)51.759927.314
mischievous (not well behaved)51.7113130.38
😈 (not 😇)51.591127.611
giggling (not chortling)51.463231.817
good-cook (not bad-cook)51.492924.425
mad (not glad)51.1111926.29
urban (not rural)51.0141932.29
zany (not regular)51.0112830.718
centrist (not radical)50.187723.825
cynical (not gullible)50.8129023.58
whimsical (not rational)50.778723.712
night owl (not morning lark)50.7122032.510
overspender (not penny-pincher)50.487922.818

The lowest rating for any description in the table is 50.0 despite a 1 to 100 scale being used. This is because descriptions that had values lower than the midpoint were reversed. For example, a score of 1/100 for "hot (not cold)" is equivalent to a score of 100/100 for "cold (not hot)". This was done so that all the traits that are most distinctive for a character are at the top of the table.

Similar characters

The similarity between two characters can be calculated by taking the correlation between the lists of their traits. This produces a value from +1 to -1. With +1 implying that every trait one character is high on the other one is high on too, to an equal degree. And, -1 implying that if a character is high on specific trait, the other one is low on it. The 10 most and least similar characters to Donald G. Malarkey based on their crowd-sourced profiles are listed below with the correlation in parenthesis.

Most similar Least similar
  1. John Crichton (0.695)
  2. Sokka (0.68)
  3. Parker (0.668)
  4. Javier Esposito (0.666)
  5. Fernando Sucre (0.651)
  6. Rod Williams (0.647)
  7. Marty McFly (0.645)
  8. Poe Dameron (0.638)
  9. Applejack (0.637)
  10. Owen Grady (0.635)
  1. Cornelius Fudge (-0.393)
  2. Queen Gertrude (-0.372)
  3. Jamie Dutton (-0.365)
  4. Lau (-0.348)
  5. Coriolanus Snow (-0.345)
  6. Peter (-0.334)
  7. Major Arnold Toht (-0.33)
  8. General Hux (-0.327)
  9. Chuck McGill (-0.325)
  10. Caleb Prior (-0.324)

Personality types

Users who took the quiz were asked to self-identify their Myers-Briggs and Enneagram types. We can look at the average match scores of these different groups of users with Donald G. Malarkey to see what personality types people who describe themselves in ways similar to the way Donald G. Malarkey is described identify as.

Myers-Briggs Self-type Average match score with character Number of users


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