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Parker Descriptive Personality Statistics

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Parker is a character from Alien.

This page summarizes crowd sourced ratings of their personality collected from users of the Statistical "Which Character" Personality Quiz. This website has recruited more than 3 million volunteers to rate characters on descriptive adjectives and other properties, which can be aggregated to create profiles that users can be matched to as part of a personality test. For more information about how the ratings were collected and how they are used, see the documentation.

Aggregated ratings for 400 descriptions

The table shows the average rating the character received for each descriptive item on a 1 to 100 scale and what that character's rank for the description is among all 2,000 characters in the database. It also shows the standard deviation of the ratings and how many different individuals submitted a rating for that description.

ItemAverage ratingRankRating standard deviationNumber of raters
lighthearted (not intense)88.798.914
expressive (not monotone)88.21149.417
scruffy (not manicured)87.17412.977
blue-collar (not ivory-tower)86.64619.070
egalitarian (not racist)85.040518.430
😜 (not 🤐)84.812612.226
playful (not shy)84.728011.673
street-smart (not sheltered)84.721915.268
f***-the-police (not tattle-tale)84.228710.920
masculine (not feminine)84.136319.071
funny (not humorless)83.219116.684
soulful (not soulless)82.839314.2133
vibrant (not geriatric)82.122916.614
👨‍🔧 (not 👨‍⚕️)82.116320.047
expressive (not stoic)82.021614.671
extrovert (not introvert)82.024018.7102
summer (not winter)81.917717.924
unlucky (not fortunate)81.86417.385
chatty (not reserved)80.929616.484
social (not reclusive)80.523112.640
😎 (not 🧐)80.121922.648
flower child (not goth)80.129319.415
👨‍🚀 (not 🧙)80.05921.450
sexual (not asexual)79.840319.121
rugged (not refined)79.716617.585
badass (not weakass)79.762317.520
good-humored (not angry)79.625418.979
heroic (not villainous)79.557816.263
loud (not quiet)79.534416.972
loose (not tight)79.58312.619
warm (not cold)79.426915.666
confident (not insecure)79.342817.571
bold (not shy)79.383514.669
unambiguous (not mysterious)78.711019.673
gendered (not androgynous)78.769326.178
not genocidal (not genocidal)78.749921.522
straightforward (not cryptic)78.717622.187
bright (not depressed)78.613515.875
English (not German)78.639324.812
crafty (not scholarly)78.026914.688
efficient (not overprepared)77.910511.714
empath (not psychopath)77.641122.327
side character (not main character)77.429427.911
joyful (not miserable)77.416413.819
gregarious (not private)77.315717.771
🧢 (not 🎩)77.223627.539
transparent (not machiavellian)77.27922.619
chill (not offended)77.110118.332
frank (not sugarcoated)76.851916.919
real (not philosophical)76.820123.477
frenzied (not sleepy)76.84299.613
loveable (not punchable)76.635623.814
first-mate (not captain)76.631427.574
open-book (not secretive)76.611319.831
kind (not cruel)76.568118.479
western (not eastern)76.513829.627
goof-off (not studious)76.520714.044
unpolished (not eloquent)76.415920.879
emotional (not unemotional)76.454817.925
comedic (not dramatic)76.38820.931
happy (not sad)76.312913.265
loyal (not traitorous)75.795421.265
playful (not serious)75.624917.681
lenient (not strict)75.621415.486
ADHD (not OCD)75.618116.616
blacksmith (not tailor)75.417121.319
thick (not thin)75.319013.488
treasure (not trash)75.285021.333
never cries (not often crying)75.240326.312
messy (not neat)75.024317.384
moist (not dry)74.711019.413
folksy (not presidential)74.123521.625
charismatic (not uninspiring)73.976124.788
protagonist (not antagonist)73.871722.418
touchy-feely (not distant)73.723316.618
gamer (not non-gamer)73.618732.711
physical (not intellectual)73.423222.470
one-faced (not two-faced)73.460122.516
child free (not pronatalist)73.337025.756
punk rock (not preppy)73.234020.612
human (not animalistic)73.174124.978
believable (not poorly-written)73.183726.513
cheery (not sorrowful)72.825624.473
devoted (not unfaithful)72.7111218.024
rhythmic (not stuttering)72.565423.520
spontaneous (not scheduled)72.440924.1107
bold (not serious)72.439817.792
💪 (not 🧠)72.419423.250
backdoor (not official)72.334121.571
fast-talking (not slow-talking)72.345821.515
night owl (not morning lark)72.252324.176
grateful (not entitled)72.132324.223
reassuring (not fearmongering)72.042128.520
juvenile (not mature)71.931118.6154
oppressed (not privileged)71.919225.226
leisurely (not hurried)71.817522.373
wild (not tame)71.862517.695
exhibitionist (not bashful)71.744121.318
Italian (not Swedish)71.629025.122
exaggerating (not factual)71.643927.616
self-assured (not self-conscious)71.557922.693
nurturing (not poisonous)71.461721.066
spicy (not mild)71.459819.070
💃 (not 🧕)71.362722.858
unassuming (not pretentious)71.116519.234
chaotic (not orderly)71.145922.269
resourceful (not helpless)71.0108622.8135
ironic (not profound)71.018223.326
industrial (not domestic)70.822723.9122
freelance (not corporate)70.761831.125
open (not guarded)70.613823.676
adventurous (not stick-in-the-mud)70.661324.069
multicolored (not monochrome)70.334625.6112
macho (not metrosexual)70.325524.916
🌟 (not 💩)70.398727.043
technophile (not luddite)70.227128.668
democratic (not authoritarian)70.238024.274
simple (not complicated)70.211623.066
hedonist (not monastic)70.227522.625
proletariat (not bourgeoisie)70.132229.074
indulgent (not sober)70.047620.682
disarming (not creepy)69.974620.088
exuberant (not subdued)69.951317.316
🤡 (not 👽)69.720623.531
everyman (not chosen one)69.724126.323
sporty (not bookish)69.437925.887
good-cook (not bad-cook)69.224727.227
epic (not deep)69.224031.912
🏀 (not 🎨)69.240326.432
doer (not thinker)69.159428.518
instinctual (not reasoned)69.053423.262
glad (not mad)69.030726.926
🤠 (not 🤑)68.960328.640
poor (not rich)68.834718.474
spontaneous (not deliberate)68.634525.275
fixable (not unfixable)68.347025.918
quirky (not predictable)68.338422.325
lewd (not tasteful)68.223725.183
angelic (not demonic)68.261319.965
mischievous (not well behaved)68.174025.076
neurotypical (not autistic)68.185520.554
boy/girl-next-door (not celebrity)68.173927.314
charming (not awkward)68.073022.892
flamboyant (not modest)67.949723.6100
flirtatious (not prudish)67.757521.120
relaxed (not tense)67.515724.084
healthy (not sickly)67.592025.772
📈 (not 📉)67.559528.831
queen (not princess)67.573531.414
impatient (not patient)67.473322.658
underachiever (not overachiever)67.412920.014
straight (not queer)67.4101229.384
drop out (not valedictorian)67.334228.231
reasonable (not deranged)67.265123.822
brave (not careful)67.173625.171
high-tech (not low-tech)67.149525.370
tall (not short)66.963922.291
feisty (not gracious)66.984126.086
😀 (not 😭)66.841930.952
involved (not remote)66.788526.364
hard-work (not natural-talent)66.664924.912
accepting (not judgemental)66.647426.063
tardy (not on-time)66.533626.325
always down (not picky)66.418627.616
sweet (not bitter)66.258324.586
open to new experinces (not uncreative)66.099224.276
🐘 (not 🐀)65.939227.045
focused on the present (not focused on the future)65.836527.875
emotional (not logical)65.760425.980
scandalous (not proper)65.761922.869
lowbrow (not highbrow)65.520025.381
knowledgeable (not ignorant)65.2103622.917
blissful (not haunted)65.226326.219
🥳 (not 🥴)65.128627.755
mighty (not puny)65.098025.980
emancipated (not enslaved)65.084627.058
liberal (not conservative)65.074927.635
😏 (not 😬)65.059828.233
edgy (not politically correct)64.968324.872
👻 (not 🤖)64.948028.247
open-minded (not close-minded)64.873123.066
transient (not permanent)64.824829.480
wholesome (not salacious)64.874631.614
pack rat (not minimalist)64.833527.034
resistant (not resigned)64.7101024.875
modern (not historical)64.666024.562
urban (not rural)64.695726.831
pro (not noob)64.5112826.728
🏋️‍♂️ (not 🚴)64.529530.235
interesting (not tiresome)64.4101328.576
rustic (not cultured)64.432128.812
🙋‍♂️ (not 🙅‍♂️)64.461931.538
twitchy (not still)64.473323.120
thick-skinned (not sensitive)64.159625.973
sturdy (not flimsy)64.196325.215
trolling (not triggered)64.122230.119
equitable (not hypocritical)63.962124.6149
generous (not stingy)63.983534.915
purple (not orange)63.843027.969
💝 (not 💔)63.857629.250
cool (not dorky)63.772427.624
common sense (not analysis)63.622823.720
fire (not water)63.584830.822
earth (not air)63.576729.823
impulsive (not cautious)63.466828.078
slovenly (not stylish)63.435328.279
sunny (not gloomy)63.256723.318
cocky (not timid)63.1110127.722
French (not Russian)62.968931.218
nonpolitical (not political)62.838829.866
empirical (not theoretical)62.742829.176
disorganized (not self-disciplined)62.734525.283
flexible (not rigid)62.741524.684
reliable (not experimental)62.672622.417
unprepared (not hoarder)62.529120.468
cheesy (not chic)62.564728.624
competent (not incompetent)62.4134525.588
enlightened (not lost)62.449225.318
conspiracist (not sheeple)62.388926.982
👩‍🎤 (not 👩‍🔬)62.371030.236
hipster (not basic)62.236926.463
rebellious (not obedient)62.293225.262
🤔 (not 🤫)62.264026.239
reactive (not proactive)62.251422.614
warm (not quarrelsome)62.158128.574
altruistic (not selfish)62.183423.271
random (not pointed)62.128527.824
persistent (not quitter)62.0175528.229
muddy (not washed)61.939322.725
outlaw (not sheriff)61.874527.477
unorthodox (not traditional)61.879829.2148
intimate (not formal)61.663825.434
narcissistic (not low self esteem)61.679221.622
creative (not conventional)61.574025.474
romantic (not dispassionate)61.5106024.220
giving (not receiving)61.592828.424
jaded (not innocent)61.5103120.419
kinky (not vanilla)61.266524.379
🤣 (not 😊)61.244430.950
existentialist (not nihilist)60.981826.1108
zany (not regular)60.880629.123
concrete (not abstract)60.880331.327
rap (not rock)60.813127.822
builder (not explorer)60.758931.179
cooperative (not competitive)60.648228.367
direct (not roundabout)60.5111429.584
honorable (not cunning)60.488729.882
🐐 (not 🦒)60.487131.042
stinky (not fresh)60.437425.531
legit (not scrub)60.4127426.126
opinionated (not jealous)60.4124724.717
jock (not nerd)60.360730.375
motivated (not unmotivated)60.3165320.722
provincial (not cosmopolitan)60.152629.878
anxious (not calm)60.090125.163
radical (not centrist)59.970528.522
subjective (not objective)59.850428.3125
slacker (not workaholic)59.830522.9121
lustful (not chaste)59.780825.869
plays hard (not works hard)59.742325.173
white knight (not bad boy)59.593325.324
flourishing (not traumatized)59.333627.318
gossiping (not confidential)59.246526.878
😇 (not 😈)59.281328.244
attractive (not repulsive)59.0133822.880
sarcastic (not genuine)58.968427.376
assertive (not passive)58.9124527.875
specialist (not generalist)58.989528.4121
resolute (not wavering)58.9119027.825
avant-garde (not classical)58.853827.1115
not introspective (not introspective)58.831926.731
paranoid (not naive)58.891325.817
mathematical (not literary)58.748325.760
suspicious (not awkward)58.7104326.266
compersive (not jealous)58.769928.560
chivalrous (not businesslike)58.770426.830
giggling (not chortling)58.541035.219
beautiful (not ugly)58.4147025.6175
linear (not circular)58.460329.220
aloof (not obsessed)58.321125.472
🥰 (not 🙃)58.378431.846
pain-avoidant (not masochistic)58.360622.819
thrifty (not extravagant)58.377526.113
curious (not apathetic)57.8125628.860
weird (not normal)57.798326.369
literal (not metaphorical)57.6102127.789
forward-thinking (not stuck-in-the-past)57.584831.313
devout (not heathen)57.384125.560
stoic (not hypochondriac)57.295027.817
anarchist (not statist)57.070430.432
oblivious (not alert)56.946923.516
realist (not idealist)56.881831.5135
patriotic (not unpatriotic)56.7124729.022
🐒 (not 🐩)56.769336.133
prideful (not envious)56.7145822.518
clean (not perverted)56.6118731.213
worldly (not innocent)56.3125526.286
high IQ (not low IQ)56.3154723.192
opinionated (not neutral)56.3164634.516
money-focused (not love-focused)56.352433.521
arrogant (not humble)56.195928.264
beta (not alpha)56.160429.180
tautology (not oxymoron)56.130325.014
forgiving (not vengeful)56.088728.364
pure (not debased)56.092426.289
optimistic (not pessimistic)56.081531.978
utilitarian (not decorative)56.0113028.5143
spelunker (not claustrophobic)56.0105029.217
poetic (not factual)56.064629.613
dramatic (not no-nonsense)55.989927.575
independent (not codependent)55.8115331.266
whippersnapper (not sage)55.776930.719
gatherer (not hunter)55.775732.521
ludicrous (not sensible)55.663826.769
melee (not ranged)55.549732.618
coordinated (not clumsy)55.4123227.262
interested (not bored)55.4140225.321
whimsical (not rational)55.368326.883
charming (not trusting)55.389828.660
vegan (not cannibal)55.393131.720
inspiring (not cringeworthy)55.2105626.0133
dog person (not cat person)55.284232.230
complimentary (not insulting)55.197227.3139
average (not deviant)55.057525.077
moody (not stable)54.9121425.360
unobservant (not perceptive)54.926930.414
ferocious (not pacifist)54.8110229.274
foolish (not wise)54.868625.176
soft (not hard)54.879326.376
driven (not unambitious)54.8175227.668
sane (not crazy)54.882828.129
lazy (not diligent)54.620523.969
freak (not normie)54.697024.417
go-getter (not slugabed)54.5167031.815
dominant (not submissive)54.4124828.165
dunce (not genius)54.246123.573
biased (not impartial)54.2143328.262
city-slicker (not country-bumpkin)54.2129131.228
🐴 (not 🦄)54.2102732.330
unchallenging (not demanding)54.234125.515
desperate (not high standards)54.261625.017
long-winded (not concise)54.274223.625
trusting (not suspicious)54.176530.470
insider (not outsider)54.174131.072
important (not irrelevant)54.1162428.248
deep (not shallow)54.1124524.930
Pepsi (not Coke)54.161834.015
accommodating (not stubborn)54.139929.216
musical (not off-key)54.071029.816
vintage (not trendy)54.0136123.113
decisive (not hesitant)53.9132926.084
varied (not repetitive)53.955626.697
gullible (not cynical)53.958923.322
scientific (not artistic)53.895127.078
overspender (not penny-pincher)53.875924.827
pensive (not serene)53.8158124.621
rough (not smooth)53.786229.069
astonishing (not methodical)53.567525.162
communal (not individualist)53.563730.9143
sexist (not feminist)53.454323.525
frugal (not lavish)53.3103528.766
slow (not fast)53.241825.084
vain (not demure)53.192825.067
🐿 (not 🦇)53.1107931.134
🐮 (not 🐷)53.0120628.028
self-improving (not self-destructive)53.081528.725
extreme (not moderate)52.9120824.573
💀 (not 🎃)52.996732.935
pop (not indie)52.955035.125
active (not slothful)52.8166827.872
skeptical (not spiritual)52.6141029.471
disreputable (not prestigious)52.663429.570
realistic (not fantastical)52.5111733.518
wooden (not plastic)52.5145225.619
'right-brained' (not 'left-brained')52.465831.561
Roman (not Greek)52.496130.818
rude (not respectful)52.372325.774
interrupting (not attentive)52.386631.326
🤺 (not 🏌)52.2150131.441
🧗 (not 🛌)52.1128031.936
extraordinary (not mundane)52.0139927.889
mainstream (not arcane)52.073528.673
imaginative (not practical)51.868528.786
vague (not precise)51.853625.863
👟 (not 🥾)51.896435.835
young (not old)51.6123219.064
vulnerable (not armoured)51.669728.071
atheist (not theist)51.6120230.8110
down2earth (not head@clouds)51.4104730.288
socialist (not libertarian)51.368530.764
meek (not bossy)51.357724.871
barbaric (not civilized)51.359427.454
family-first (not work-first)51.3101630.064
master (not apprentice)51.3130531.778
ambitious (not realistic)51.2124126.919
contrarian (not yes-man)51.2128728.925
fighter (not lover)51.197126.214
variable (not consistent)51.072428.522
soft (not hard)50.888826.9133
indiscreet (not tactful)50.365528.329
🥶 (not 🥵)50.780828.334

The lowest rating for any description in the table is 50.0 despite a 1 to 100 scale being used. This is because descriptions that had values lower than the midpoint were reversed. For example, a score of 1/100 for "hot (not cold)" is equivalent to a score of 100/100 for "cold (not hot)". This was done so that all the traits that are most distinctive for a character are at the top of the table.

Similar characters

The similarity between two characters can be calculated by taking the correlation between the lists of their traits. This produces a value from +1 to -1. With +1 implying that every trait one character is high on the other one is high on too, to an equal degree. And, -1 implying that if a character is high on specific trait, the other one is low on it. The 10 most and least similar characters to Parker based on their crowd-sourced profiles are listed below with the correlation in parenthesis.

Most similar Least similar
  1. Sokka (0.767)
  2. George Weasley (0.751)
  3. Christopher Turk (0.75)
  4. Kevin Ball (0.741)
  5. Sallah (0.728)
  6. Hoban Washburne (0.718)
  7. Rod Williams (0.711)
  8. Angel Batista (0.705)
  9. Steve Harrington (0.7)
  10. Peter Jason Quill (0.696)
  1. Michael Groff (-0.524)
  2. Serena Joy Waterford (-0.524)
  3. Chuck McGill (-0.523)
  4. Angela Martin (-0.52)
  5. Peter (-0.512)
  6. Count Alexei Karenin (-0.505)
  7. Caleb Prior (-0.5)
  8. Cornelius Fudge (-0.496)
  9. James Norrington (-0.486)
  10. General Hux (-0.484)

Personality types

Users who took the quiz were asked to self-identify their Myers-Briggs and Enneagram types. We can look at the average match scores of these different groups of users with Parker to see what personality types people who describe themselves in ways similar to the way Parker is described identify as.

Myers-Briggs Self-type Average match score with character Number of users


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