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Michael Groff Descriptive Personality Statistics

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Michael Groff is a character from Sex Education.

This page summarizes crowd sourced ratings of their personality collected from users of the Statistical "Which Character" Personality Quiz. This website has recruited more than 3 million volunteers to rate characters on descriptive adjectives and other properties, which can be aggregated to create profiles that users can be matched to as part of a personality test. For more information about how the ratings were collected and how they are used, see the documentation.

Aggregated ratings for 400 descriptions

The table shows the average rating the character received for each descriptive item on a 1 to 100 scale and what that character's rank for the description is among all 2,000 characters in the database. It also shows the standard deviation of the ratings and how many different individuals submitted a rating for that description.

ItemAverage ratingRankRating standard deviationNumber of raters
vintage (not trendy)95.837.823
serious (not playful)95.0910.426
tense (not relaxed)95.057.820
guarded (not open)94.676.127
conservative (not liberal)93.739.024
rigid (not flexible)93.3129.624
🐴 (not 🦄)92.829.721
scheduled (not spontaneous)92.62911.830
formal (not intimate)91.8515.019
sad (not happy)91.7810.731
strict (not lenient)91.6379.129
angry (not good-humored)91.6149.923
traditional (not unorthodox)91.6917.920
sorrowful (not cheery)91.31310.524
non-gamer (not gamer)91.31212.923
monochrome (not multicolored)91.0513.720
basic (not hipster)90.2615.825
stick-in-the-mud (not adventurous)90.21520.325
serious (not bold)90.1410.831
conventional (not creative)90.01017.726
miserable (not joyful)89.82111.525
depressed (not bright)89.6811.122
hard (not soft)89.45914.728
fearmongering (not reassuring)89.4319.816
insecure (not confident)89.11210.632
uncreative (not open to new experinces)89.11019.223
reclusive (not social)89.03310.120
stoic (not expressive)88.81411.726
work-first (not family-first)88.88616.127
gloomy (not sunny)88.64110.128
literal (not metaphorical)88.41211.823
mundane (not extraordinary)88.2316.929
🧐 (not 😎)88.11215.536
anxious (not calm)87.85911.624
close-minded (not open-minded)87.84510.523
monotone (not expressive)87.71418.120
stuck-in-the-past (not forward-thinking)87.51117.329
stingy (not generous)87.56113.718
🤐 (not 😜)87.32319.729
hard-work (not natural-talent)87.1813.636
authoritarian (not democratic)86.97916.725
judgemental (not accepting)86.814722.127
🤖 (not 👻)86.71213.921
traumatized (not flourishing)86.76610.127
biased (not impartial)86.65516.423
corporate (not freelance)86.63922.519
deliberate (not spontaneous)86.410614.918
factual (not poetic)86.42912.723
businesslike (not chivalrous)86.45114.620
hard (not soft)86.310923.123
secretive (not open-book)86.216514.935
preppy (not punk rock)86.29814.133
prudish (not flirtatious)86.21415.434
distant (not touchy-feely)85.89020.224
offended (not chill)85.68926.120
haunted (not blissful)85.611912.832
private (not gregarious)85.58812.115
💔 (not 💝)85.54323.320
scholarly (not crafty)85.44113.525
bitter (not sweet)85.211913.518
geriatric (not vibrant)85.1418.333
insulting (not complimentary)84.99816.831
dispassionate (not romantic)84.91821.823
cold (not warm)84.712617.623
introvert (not extrovert)84.55717.231
impatient (not patient)84.519221.227
tight (not loose)84.412024.327
awkward (not charming)84.33812.222
tattle-tale (not f***-the-police)84.14425.229
sexist (not feminist)83.99014.316
suspicious (not trusting)83.719719.225
quarrelsome (not warm)83.718223.026
🙅‍♂️ (not 🙋‍♂️)83.75017.020
demanding (not unchallenging)83.736625.529
old (not young)83.613817.329
off-key (not musical)83.62122.826
skeptical (not spiritual)83.518519.524
historical (not modern)83.56123.529
reserved (not chatty)83.314823.326
uninspiring (not charismatic)83.3619.338
mad (not glad)83.013412.027
moody (not stable)82.925125.319
poisonous (not nurturing)82.617818.927
low-tech (not high-tech)82.67219.423
punchable (not loveable)82.513416.136
repulsive (not attractive)82.44921.727
entitled (not grateful)82.421914.421
obedient (not rebellious)82.36726.929
lost (not enlightened)82.35520.926
antagonist (not protagonist)82.38812.217
humorless (not funny)82.27221.026
repetitive (not varied)82.12617.827
classical (not avant-garde)82.15224.127
😬 (not 😏)82.03316.625
side character (not main character)81.918121.436
practical (not imaginative)81.718325.830
presidential (not folksy)81.714422.827
linear (not circular)81.71221.627
stubborn (not accommodating)81.641526.418
predictable (not quirky)81.61918.526
bored (not interested)81.5823.424
🛌 (not 🧗)81.35620.327
sheltered (not street-smart)81.17724.722
pessimistic (not optimistic)80.411524.238
remote (not involved)80.41023.224
penny-pincher (not overspender)80.34718.426
😭 (not 😀)80.34921.528
interrupting (not attentive)80.316626.523
rough (not smooth)79.811317.340
🥴 (not 🥳)79.78320.624
intense (not lighthearted)79.643130.029
scientific (not artistic)79.526022.331
concrete (not abstract)79.311926.231
gendered (not androgynous)79.265231.516
hypocritical (not equitable)79.214520.730
methodical (not astonishing)79.214920.817
helpless (not resourceful)79.11918.733
wooden (not plastic)79.115423.218
masculine (not feminine)79.053023.817
workaholic (not slacker)79.072827.622
realistic (not fantastical)78.821021.325
🐀 (not 🐘)78.77424.130
modest (not flamboyant)78.619131.424
political (not nonpolitical)78.620922.430
on-time (not tardy)78.652230.033
psychopath (not empath)78.521920.417
complicated (not simple)78.438923.824
👩‍🔬 (not 👩‍🎤)78.419523.924
selfish (not altruistic)78.328012.624
🥶 (not 🥵)78.26220.731
tiresome (not interesting)78.02422.130
opinionated (not neutral)78.077930.020
winter (not summer)78.020926.427
jaded (not innocent)78.042421.718
💩 (not 🌟)77.810818.026
mild (not spicy)77.89529.824
incompetent (not competent)77.75922.729
Russian (not French)77.75924.134
cynical (not gullible)77.737721.522
jealous (not compersive)77.720224.620
creepy (not disarming)77.78917.021
🙃 (not 🥰)77.518317.124
shy (not playful)77.45121.413
orange (not purple)77.38918.916
quiet (not loud)77.221727.119
patriotic (not unpatriotic)77.131718.519
chortling (not giggling)77.017120.429
weakass (not badass)77.08420.827
unlucky (not fortunate)76.815717.017
arrogant (not humble)76.741818.620
bookish (not sporty)76.657828.415
sheriff (not outlaw)76.528727.617
trash (not treasure)76.59318.322
pretentious (not unassuming)76.330925.523
pensive (not serene)76.221921.518
tame (not wild)76.115322.018
demonic (not angelic)76.026316.521
straight (not queer)76.062529.728
logical (not emotional)75.921127.129
dramatic (not comedic)75.948416.622
cringeworthy (not inspiring)75.518626.326
frank (not sugarcoated)75.557729.926
slow (not fast)75.45115.325
salacious (not wholesome)75.326326.214
rock (not rap)75.360123.524
everyman (not chosen one)75.111129.124
Pepsi (not Coke)75.11724.917
rustic (not cultured)74.912023.128
feisty (not gracious)74.852621.317
🧕 (not 💃)74.85929.725
villainous (not heroic)74.719417.524
💀 (not 🎃)74.627527.628
rude (not respectful)74.424720.926
dorky (not cool)74.323129.023
utilitarian (not decorative)74.232530.321
vanilla (not kinky)74.123333.425
machiavellian (not transparent)74.128623.829
frugal (not lavish)74.023425.727
regular (not zany)74.09629.918
racist (not egalitarian)74.07720.416
triggered (not trolling)74.022926.830
apathetic (not curious)73.73629.234
dry (not moist)73.616532.321
stinky (not fresh)73.514324.026
OCD (not ADHD)73.542726.124
genocidal (not not genocidal)73.517629.628
slovenly (not stylish)73.116028.234
studious (not goof-off)73.175118.922
🐐 (not 🦒)73.117726.423
careful (not brave)73.111826.625
self-destructive (not self-improving)73.035227.323
🎩 (not 🧢)72.948533.918
works hard (not plays hard)72.566027.024
unemotional (not emotional)72.511420.923
thrifty (not extravagant)72.424029.631
tall (not short)72.345227.8463
cruel (not kind)72.323519.518
earth (not air)72.334528.719
competitive (not cooperative)72.265634.519
valedictorian (not drop out)72.173931.921
Roman (not Greek)72.18521.527
foolish (not wise)71.924220.729
pain-avoidant (not masochistic)71.89329.217
asexual (not sexual)71.817833.420
analysis (not common sense)71.834929.021
dunce (not genius)71.713318.120
debased (not pure)71.637125.635
ugly (not beautiful)71.69025.227
hurried (not leisurely)71.427829.322
not introspective (not introspective)71.310831.324
Swedish (not Italian)71.319130.121
puny (not mighty)71.211528.723
generalist (not specialist)71.13033.018
😈 (not 😇)71.041629.028
cunning (not honorable)70.834717.219
sober (not indulgent)70.525431.424
low IQ (not high IQ)70.59220.422
vengeful (not forgiving)70.448927.818
money-focused (not love-focused)70.429129.829
rational (not whimsical)70.453430.032
👨‍🚀 (not 🧙)70.024925.618
cheesy (not chic)70.040327.120
white knight (not bad boy)69.860128.817
whippersnapper (not sage)69.622328.329
chaste (not lustful)69.523626.727
obsessed (not aloof)69.353032.521
real (not philosophical)69.350928.928
receiving (not giving)69.335029.132
ignorant (not knowledgeable)69.216324.129
claustrophobic (not spelunker)69.212624.419
industrial (not domestic)69.028229.824
morning lark (not night owl)68.923933.917
builder (not explorer)68.829627.827
codependent (not independent)68.727029.526
never cries (not often crying)68.462235.421
reactive (not proactive)68.226433.431
deranged (not reasonable)68.039125.421
ferocious (not pacifist)67.870326.322
proper (not scandalous)67.850534.322
overprepared (not efficient)67.87832.216
statist (not anarchist)67.539934.024
slugabed (not go-getter)67.55930.614
📉 (not 📈)67.510032.624
low self esteem (not narcissistic)67.527631.035
boy/girl-next-door (not celebrity)67.476423.123
shallow (not deep)67.324227.323
fire (not water)67.272632.926
fighter (not lover)67.149228.222
tailor (not blacksmith)67.066629.329
provincial (not cosmopolitan)66.927736.114
intellectual (not physical)66.883023.920
luddite (not technophile)66.732029.717
armoured (not vulnerable)66.774433.016
western (not eastern)66.755834.826
indiscreet (not tactful)66.719931.814
enslaved (not emancipated)66.213529.626
confidential (not gossiping)66.293936.022
subdued (not exuberant)66.027327.923
rural (not urban)65.927130.236
minimalist (not pack rat)65.942634.827
slothful (not active)65.810433.928
cannibal (not vegan)65.848921.614
disreputable (not prestigious)65.728530.423
average (not deviant)65.623635.729
official (not backdoor)65.638032.138
diligent (not lazy)65.5148029.526
contrarian (not yes-man)65.468432.725
soulless (not soulful)65.425721.119
🚴 (not 🏋️‍♂️)65.396332.022
ranged (not melee)65.131827.627
worldly (not innocent)65.099526.418
noob (not pro)65.019131.333
indie (not pop)65.075722.814
bossy (not meek)64.6103731.032
self-conscious (not self-assured)64.622728.427
theist (not atheist)64.630731.122
mainstream (not arcane)64.627435.421
bashful (not exhibitionist)64.621333.029
traitorous (not loyal)64.424923.931
orderly (not chaotic)64.470235.628
slow-talking (not fast-talking)64.326126.031
unprepared (not hoarder)64.125331.827
privileged (not oppressed)64.193632.220
unobservant (not perceptive)64.014930.424
individualist (not communal)63.972835.023
🏌 (not 🤺)63.715337.818
paranoid (not naive)63.672632.424
scrub (not legit)63.518029.115
sickly (not healthy)63.425426.017
juvenile (not mature)63.453429.722
two-faced (not one-faced)63.241931.224
jealous (not opinionated)62.815336.024
concise (not long-winded)62.750133.323
shy (not bold)62.516327.726
sturdy (not flimsy)62.5102232.921
macho (not metrosexual)62.541031.520
🧠 (not 💪)62.2108933.825
🥾 (not 👟)62.059636.018
picky (not always down)62.070037.927
deep (not epic)61.939324.427
captain (not first-mate)61.775738.816
manicured (not scruffy)61.7102528.026
bourgeoisie (not proletariat)61.361136.820
👨‍⚕️ (not 👨‍🔧)61.271831.324
hunter (not gatherer)61.281931.125
believable (not poorly-written)61.1158825.723
libertarian (not socialist)60.949028.518
nerd (not jock)60.891434.134
beta (not alpha)60.650028.718
🏀 (not 🎨)60.555430.619
unmotivated (not motivated)60.59230.927
🤣 (not 😊)60.446230.719
no-nonsense (not dramatic)60.260734.023
lewd (not tasteful)60.139130.524
permanent (not transient)60.071431.720
pointed (not random)59.7125932.618
consistent (not variable)59.688432.120
freak (not normie)59.680531.423
oxymoron (not tautology)59.658533.916
centrist (not radical)59.644435.614
mathematical (not literary)59.346433.022
resolute (not wavering)59.3117029.827
focused on the future (not focused on the present)59.251533.524
self-disciplined (not disorganized)59.1123736.219
trusting (not charming)59.156426.623
monastic (not hedonist)58.842432.219
theoretical (not empirical)58.627435.825
oblivious (not alert)58.642628.522
cautious (not impulsive)58.476037.324
🐷 (not 🐮)58.437135.428
clean (not perverted)58.4114429.225
highbrow (not lowbrow)58.398434.324
factual (not exaggerating)58.377032.630
goth (not flower child)58.052125.624
profound (not ironic)57.964530.418
cocky (not timid)57.8128329.832
politically correct (not edgy)57.762932.424
🤡 (not 👽)57.554733.426
thick (not thin)57.256331.832
country-bumpkin (not city-slicker)57.146328.223
envious (not prideful)57.119237.328
barbaric (not civilized)56.947932.116
blue-collar (not ivory-tower)56.985036.415
assertive (not passive)56.8132034.720
vain (not demure)56.680631.836
extreme (not moderate)56.6111138.518
unambiguous (not mysterious)56.689533.930
realist (not idealist)56.682834.418
crazy (not sane)56.682822.318
dominant (not submissive)56.5118730.622
outsider (not insider)56.583537.233
sheeple (not conspiracist)56.332935.525
stoic (not hypochondriac)56.399840.521
well behaved (not mischievous)56.270333.433
decisive (not hesitant)56.2126835.623
unfaithful (not devoted)56.223232.618
overachiever (not underachiever)56.1147432.724
desperate (not high standards)55.954735.322
awkward (not suspicious)55.854536.822
rich (not poor)55.2106031.318
persistent (not quitter)55.2185528.922
realistic (not ambitious)55.257536.634
🤫 (not 🤔)55.150038.423
human (not animalistic)55.0136434.225
German (not English)55.014635.534
muddy (not washed)55.057535.929
weird (not normal)54.8108330.631
stuttering (not rhythmic)54.738034.915
dog person (not cat person)54.587441.527
direct (not roundabout)54.4132927.516
nihilist (not existentialist)54.446929.517
'left-brained' (not 'right-brained')54.354530.621
sensible (not ludicrous)54.2110437.522
autistic (not neurotypical)53.829930.126
twitchy (not still)53.7113531.521
unpolished (not eloquent)53.668034.820
neat (not messy)53.1117231.429
reasoned (not instinctual)53.073734.621
vague (not precise)53.049235.222
straightforward (not cryptic)52.8142033.432
unambitious (not driven)52.814934.119
devout (not heathen)52.7102831.214
unfixable (not fixable)52.764734.532
good-cook (not bad-cook)52.786337.230
master (not apprentice)52.6127133.624
head@clouds (not down2earth)52.285236.229
clumsy (not coordinated)52.061135.033
sarcastic (not genuine)52.089232.723
sleepy (not frenzied)51.621231.036
rugged (not refined)51.483730.522
thick-skinned (not sensitive)51.4105835.128
🐩 (not 🐒)51.3106441.127
🦇 (not 🐿)51.379735.418
reliable (not experimental)51.3107932.318
objective (not subjective)51.290833.220
irrelevant (not important)51.227628.927
queen (not princess)50.1127333.817
resistant (not resigned)50.6167535.427
🤠 (not 🤑)50.6124432.930
doer (not thinker)50.4137931.521
child free (not pronatalist)50.5135832.324

The lowest rating for any description in the table is 50.0 despite a 1 to 100 scale being used. This is because descriptions that had values lower than the midpoint were reversed. For example, a score of 1/100 for "hot (not cold)" is equivalent to a score of 100/100 for "cold (not hot)". This was done so that all the traits that are most distinctive for a character are at the top of the table.

Similar characters

The similarity between two characters can be calculated by taking the correlation between the lists of their traits. This produces a value from +1 to -1. With +1 implying that every trait one character is high on the other one is high on too, to an equal degree. And, -1 implying that if a character is high on specific trait, the other one is low on it. The 10 most and least similar characters to Michael Groff based on their crowd-sourced profiles are listed below with the correlation in parenthesis.

Most similar Least similar
  1. Principal Vernon (0.834)
  2. Petunia Dursley (0.803)
  3. Stannis Baratheon (0.801)
  4. Cornelius Fudge (0.8)
  5. Sam Healy (0.791)
  6. Samuel Norton (0.79)
  7. Frank Burns (0.786)
  8. Lieutenant Schrank (0.781)
  9. Hideki Ide (0.768)
  10. Jim Burns (0.763)
  1. Angela Montenegro (-0.762)
  2. Ty Lee (-0.762)
  3. Genie (-0.744)
  4. Hobbes (-0.717)
  5. Pinkie Pie (-0.712)
  6. Penelope Garcia (-0.71)
  7. Goh Peik Lin (-0.704)
  8. Eric Effiong (-0.697)
  9. Olaf (-0.692)
  10. Keeley Jones (-0.691)

Personality types

Users who took the quiz were asked to self-identify their Myers-Briggs and Enneagram types. We can look at the average match scores of these different groups of users with Michael Groff to see what personality types people who describe themselves in ways similar to the way Michael Groff is described identify as.

Myers-Briggs Self-type Average match score with character Number of users


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