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Michael Groff Descriptive Personality Statistics

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Michael Groff is a character from Sex Education.

This page summarizes crowd sourced ratings of their personality collected from users of the Statistical "Which Character" Personality Quiz. This website has recruited more than 3 million volunteers to rate characters on descriptive adjectives and other properties, which can be aggregated to create profiles that users can be matched to as part of a personality test. For more information about how the ratings were collected and how they are used, see the documentation.

Aggregated ratings for 400 descriptions

The table shows the average rating the character received for each descriptive item on a 1 to 100 scale and what that character's rank for the description is among all 2,000 characters in the database. It also shows the standard deviation of the ratings and how many different individuals submitted a rating for that description.

ItemAverage ratingRankRating standard deviationNumber of raters
routine (not innovative)97.814.49
anti-prank (not prankster)96.9107.313
vintage (not trendy)95.837.823
flat (not bubbly)95.5119.66
cursed (not blessed)95.398.24
serious (not playful)95.0910.426
tense (not relaxed)95.057.820
handshakes (not hugs)94.8568.310
straight edge (not junkie)94.7325.56
guarded (not open)94.666.127
conformist (not maverick)93.835.88
conservative (not liberal)93.739.024
rigid (not flexible)93.3129.624
homebody (not world traveler)93.0187.14
grumpy (not cheery)93.0399.89
flawed (not perfect)92.9396.97
🐴 (not 🦄)92.829.721
unfrivolous (not goofy)92.1428.610
formal (not intimate)91.8515.019
sad (not happy)91.7810.731
strict (not lenient)91.6379.129
angry (not good-humored)91.6149.923
traditional (not unorthodox)91.6917.920
sorrowful (not cheery)91.31310.524
non-gamer (not gamer)91.31212.923
monochrome (not multicolored)91.0513.720
grounded (not fantasy-prone)91.03910.513
unfulfilled (not fulfilled)91.03512.96
annoying (not unannoying)90.54510.511
basic (not hipster)90.2615.825
stick-in-the-mud (not adventurous)90.21520.325
serious (not bold)90.1410.831
disturbing (not enchanting)90.13610.99
conventional (not creative)90.01017.726
scheduled (not spontaneous)90.05518.231
miserable (not joyful)89.82011.525
repressed (not forward)89.799.911
depressed (not bright)89.6811.122
hard (not soft)89.45914.728
fearmongering (not reassuring)89.4319.816
insecure (not confident)89.11210.632
uncreative (not open to new experinces)89.11019.223
reclusive (not social)89.03310.120
stoic (not expressive)88.81411.726
work-first (not family-first)88.88616.127
buffoon (not charmer)88.62113.112
gloomy (not sunny)88.64110.128
militaristic (not hippie)88.514816.215
Hates PDA (not Constant PDA)88.55317.26
literal (not metaphorical)88.41211.823
mundane (not extraordinary)88.2316.929
🧐 (not 😎)88.11115.536
coarse (not delicate)88.19214.49
anxious (not calm)87.85911.624
close-minded (not open-minded)87.84510.523
fearful (not hopeful)87.81111.66
monotone (not expressive)87.71418.120
can't-fix-anything (not handy)87.63811.810
stuck-in-the-past (not forward-thinking)87.51117.329
stingy (not generous)87.56113.718
🤐 (not 😜)87.32319.729
earthly (not divine)87.34622.210
indoorsy (not outdoorsy)87.211511.26
hard-work (not natural-talent)87.1813.636
authoritarian (not democratic)86.97916.725
judgemental (not accepting)86.814722.127
🤖 (not 👻)86.71213.921
traumatized (not flourishing)86.76610.127
biased (not impartial)86.65516.423
deliberate (not spontaneous)86.410614.918
factual (not poetic)86.42912.723
businesslike (not chivalrous)86.45014.620
lifeless (not spirited)86.489.713
corporate (not freelance)86.44223.118
hard (not soft)86.310823.123
secretive (not open-book)86.216414.935
preppy (not punk rock)86.29914.133
prudish (not flirtatious)86.21415.434
generic (not insightful)86.11616.48
reluctant (not eager)86.01222.29
distant (not touchy-feely)85.89220.224
uptight (not easy)85.819117.811
awkward (not comfortable)85.76712.98
offended (not chill)85.69026.120
haunted (not blissful)85.611912.832
private (not gregarious)85.58612.115
💔 (not 💝)85.54323.320
scholarly (not crafty)85.44013.525
bitter (not sweet)85.211913.518
problematic (not woke)85.214316.114
harsh (not gentle)85.117923.29
geriatric (not vibrant)85.1418.333
insulting (not complimentary)84.99816.831
unfriendly (not friendly)84.99113.710
dispassionate (not romantic)84.91821.823
withdrawn (not outgoing)84.85214.25
old-fashioned (not progressive)84.810620.517
cold (not warm)84.712617.623
resists change (not likes change)84.716213.97
introvert (not extrovert)84.55717.231
impatient (not patient)84.519321.227
stereotypical (not boundary breaking)84.54717.88
tight (not loose)84.412024.327
awkward (not charming)84.33812.222
tattle-tale (not f***-the-police)84.14425.229
sexist (not feminist)83.99014.316
suspicious (not trusting)83.719719.225
quarrelsome (not warm)83.718323.026
🙅‍♂️ (not 🙋‍♂️)83.75016.621
demanding (not unchallenging)83.736625.529
old (not young)83.613817.329
off-key (not musical)83.62122.826
spartan (not glamorous)83.61329.014
skeptical (not spiritual)83.518519.524
historical (not modern)83.56123.529
reserved (not chatty)83.314823.326
uninspiring (not charismatic)83.3619.338
resentful (not euphoric)83.313924.915
nonpartisan (not activist)83.32915.89
negative (not positive)83.29812.05
mad (not glad)83.013512.027
insomniac (not slumbering)83.019419.14
moody (not stable)82.925125.319
repulsive (not attractive)82.84821.428
poisonous (not nurturing)82.617818.927
low-tech (not high-tech)82.67219.423
punchable (not loveable)82.513216.136
entitled (not grateful)82.421914.421
lost (not enlightened)82.35620.926
humorless (not funny)82.27121.026
rejected (not popular)82.217115.89
repetitive (not varied)82.12617.827
classical (not avant-garde)82.15324.127
😬 (not 😏)82.03316.625
mellow (not energetic)82.0735.85
side character (not main character)81.918021.436
naughty (not nice)81.925319.213
practical (not imaginative)81.718325.830
presidential (not folksy)81.714522.827
linear (not circular)81.71221.627
stubborn (not accommodating)81.641526.418
predictable (not quirky)81.61918.526
bored (not interested)81.5823.424
🛌 (not 🧗)81.35620.327
reader (not writer)81.34024.48
sheltered (not street-smart)81.17724.722
clinical (not heartfelt)81.114115.911
catty (not supportive)80.817216.713
blind (not all-seeing)80.77121.69
antagonist (not protagonist)80.510414.018
pessimistic (not optimistic)80.411524.238
remote (not involved)80.41023.224
penny-pincher (not overspender)80.44717.728
😭 (not 😀)80.34921.528
interrupting (not attentive)80.316626.523
rough (not smooth)79.811317.340
analytical (not intuitive)79.719519.314
🥴 (not 🥳)79.78220.624
prying (not unmeddlesome)79.736429.99
obedient (not rebellious)79.69729.731
intense (not lighthearted)79.643030.029
scientific (not artistic)79.526022.331
concrete (not abstract)79.311726.231
gendered (not androgynous)79.265131.516
hypocritical (not equitable)79.214520.431
methodical (not astonishing)79.214920.817
helpless (not resourceful)79.11918.733
wooden (not plastic)79.115323.218
masculine (not feminine)79.052823.817
workaholic (not slacker)79.072927.622
social climber (not nonconformist)79.014124.07
realistic (not fantastical)78.821021.325
shy (not playful)78.84020.715
🐀 (not 🐘)78.77424.130
modest (not flamboyant)78.619131.424
political (not nonpolitical)78.620922.430
on-time (not tardy)78.652230.033
mechanical (not natural)78.615628.08
psychopath (not empath)78.521820.417
complicated (not simple)78.438923.824
👩‍🔬 (not 👩‍🎤)78.419523.924
selfish (not altruistic)78.328012.624
things-person (not people-person)78.319730.710
🥶 (not 🥵)78.26220.731
cringing away (not welcoming experience)78.21375.54
tiresome (not interesting)78.02422.130
opinionated (not neutral)78.077930.020
winter (not summer)78.020926.427
jaded (not innocent)78.042721.718
💩 (not 🌟)77.810818.026
mild (not spicy)77.89529.824
incompetent (not competent)77.75922.729
Russian (not French)77.76024.134
cynical (not gullible)77.737621.522
jealous (not compersive)77.720224.620
creepy (not disarming)77.78917.021
🙃 (not 🥰)77.518317.124
manic (not mild)77.442023.611
orange (not purple)77.39018.916
quiet (not loud)77.221727.119
patriotic (not unpatriotic)77.131718.519
chortling (not giggling)77.017120.429
weakass (not badass)77.08420.827
red (not blue)77.022926.47
bookish (not sporty)76.956327.617
fake (not real)76.910226.713
focused (not absentminded)76.974523.87
unlucky (not fortunate)76.815617.017
arrogant (not humble)76.741818.620
plant-neglecter (not green thumb)76.632528.35
sheriff (not outlaw)76.528727.617
utilitarian (not decorative)76.521829.923
trash (not treasure)76.59218.322
questioning (not believing)76.436121.614
pretentious (not unassuming)76.330825.523
pensive (not serene)76.221621.518
tame (not wild)76.115322.018
demonic (not angelic)76.026416.521
straight (not queer)76.062529.728
logical (not emotional)75.921127.129
dramatic (not comedic)75.948416.622
love shy (not cassanova)75.822023.06
cringeworthy (not inspiring)75.518626.326
frank (not sugarcoated)75.557729.926
irreverent (not sincere)75.515134.46
slow (not fast)75.45115.325
salacious (not wholesome)75.326226.214
rock (not rap)75.360223.524
lawyerly (not engineerial)75.230525.511
everyman (not chosen one)75.111029.124
Pepsi (not Coke)75.11724.917
sassy (not chill)75.160324.09
rustic (not cultured)74.912223.128
feisty (not gracious)74.852721.317
🧕 (not 💃)74.85929.725
villainous (not heroic)74.719517.524
💀 (not 🎃)74.627527.628
rude (not respectful)74.424720.926
dorky (not cool)74.323029.023
vanilla (not kinky)74.123533.425
machiavellian (not transparent)74.128323.829
frugal (not lavish)74.023325.727
regular (not zany)74.09629.918
racist (not egalitarian)74.07820.416
triggered (not trolling)74.022526.830
physicist (not photographer)74.030825.15
apathetic (not curious)73.73529.234
dry (not moist)73.616432.321
stinky (not fresh)73.514324.026
OCD (not ADHD)73.542926.124
genocidal (not not genocidal)73.517629.628
slovenly (not stylish)73.116028.234
studious (not goof-off)73.175118.922
🐐 (not 🦒)73.117726.423
careful (not brave)73.111826.625
self-destructive (not self-improving)73.035227.323
🎩 (not 🧢)72.948533.918
works hard (not plays hard)72.566027.024
unemotional (not emotional)72.511320.923
thrifty (not extravagant)72.423929.631
tall (not short)72.345227.8462
cruel (not kind)72.323519.518
generalist (not specialist)72.32232.519
earth (not air)72.334528.719
competitive (not cooperative)72.265634.519
valedictorian (not drop out)72.173931.921
Roman (not Greek)72.18621.527
foolish (not wise)71.924220.729
savory (not sweet)71.948616.811
snoops (not minds-own-business)71.974936.012
dystopian (not utopian)71.829036.55
pain-avoidant (not masochistic)71.89529.217
asexual (not sexual)71.817833.420
analysis (not common sense)71.835229.021
dunce (not genius)71.713318.120
debased (not pure)71.636925.635
ugly (not beautiful)71.69025.227
cliché (not original)71.620625.79
unstable (not stable)71.654128.113
puny (not mighty)71.511228.124
hurried (not leisurely)71.427829.322
not introspective (not introspective)71.310631.324
Swedish (not Italian)71.319230.121
chronically single (not serial dater)71.264031.213
provincial (not cosmopolitan)71.018035.516
😈 (not 😇)71.041629.028
cunning (not honorable)70.834817.219
sober (not indulgent)70.525631.424
bad-manners (not good-manners)70.529621.08
vengeful (not forgiving)70.449027.818
money-focused (not love-focused)70.429029.829
rational (not whimsical)70.453430.032
👨‍🚀 (not 🧙)70.024925.618
cheesy (not chic)70.040227.120
white knight (not bad boy)69.860128.817
pointless (not meaningful)69.71105.43
whippersnapper (not sage)69.622528.329
chaste (not lustful)69.523626.727
big-vocabulary (not small-vocabulary)69.590623.014
obsessed (not aloof)69.353232.521
receiving (not giving)69.335029.132
ignorant (not knowledgeable)69.216324.129
claustrophobic (not spelunker)69.212424.419
industrial (not domestic)69.028329.824
morning lark (not night owl)68.923933.917
builder (not explorer)68.829627.827
thinker (not feeler)68.540124.44
never cries (not often crying)68.462435.421
real (not philosophical)68.355330.030
luddite (not technophile)68.226128.619
reactive (not proactive)68.226133.431
deranged (not reasonable)68.039125.421
strong identity (not social chameleon)67.995028.513
ferocious (not pacifist)67.870426.322
proper (not scandalous)67.850634.322
overprepared (not efficient)67.87732.216
statist (not anarchist)67.539934.024
slugabed (not go-getter)67.55830.614
📉 (not 📈)67.59832.624
low self esteem (not narcissistic)67.527631.035
goal-oriented (not experince-oriented)67.558435.811
low IQ (not high IQ)67.412424.423
boy/girl-next-door (not celebrity)67.476523.123
shallow (not deep)67.324227.323
fire (not water)67.272732.926
fighter (not lover)67.149228.222
tailor (not blacksmith)67.066729.329
intellectual (not physical)66.883123.920
armoured (not vulnerable)66.774333.016
western (not eastern)66.755734.826
indiscreet (not tactful)66.719931.814
fussy (not sloppy)66.495430.613
enslaved (not emancipated)66.213629.626
confidential (not gossiping)66.293836.022
codependent (not independent)66.231331.727
subdued (not exuberant)66.027427.923
rural (not urban)65.927030.236
minimalist (not pack rat)65.942734.827
slothful (not active)65.810433.928
cannibal (not vegan)65.848821.614
disreputable (not prestigious)65.728730.423
average (not deviant)65.623635.729
official (not backdoor)65.638032.138
diligent (not lazy)65.5148129.526
contrarian (not yes-man)65.468132.725
soulless (not soulful)65.425721.119
🚴 (not 🏋️‍♂️)65.396432.022
ranged (not melee)65.131527.627
worldly (not innocent)65.099526.418
noob (not pro)65.019131.333
indie (not pop)65.075622.814
consumer (not creator)64.740228.011
bossy (not meek)64.6103831.032
self-conscious (not self-assured)64.622628.427
theist (not atheist)64.630531.122
mainstream (not arcane)64.627535.421
bashful (not exhibitionist)64.621433.029
overthinker (not underthinker)64.5105931.816
traitorous (not loyal)64.424923.931
orderly (not chaotic)64.470135.628
slow-talking (not fast-talking)64.326126.031
unprepared (not hoarder)64.125331.827
privileged (not oppressed)64.193532.220
unobservant (not perceptive)64.014930.424
capitalist (not communist)64.070634.29
individualist (not communal)63.972835.023
🏌 (not 🤺)63.715337.818
paranoid (not naive)63.672632.424
scrub (not legit)63.518029.115
sickly (not healthy)63.425526.017
juvenile (not mature)63.453529.722
two-faced (not one-faced)63.241931.224
jealous (not opinionated)62.815236.024
concise (not long-winded)62.750433.323
employee (not entrepreneur)62.745925.59
shy (not bold)62.516327.726
sturdy (not flimsy)62.5102132.921
macho (not metrosexual)62.541031.520
🧠 (not 💪)62.2108933.825
🥾 (not 👟)62.059736.018
picky (not always down)62.070237.927
deep (not epic)61.939124.427
captain (not first-mate)61.775638.816
manicured (not scruffy)61.7102728.026
evolutionist (not creationist)61.573840.06
bourgeoisie (not proletariat)61.361236.820
zebra (not lion)61.353428.817
👨‍⚕️ (not 👨‍🔧)61.271731.324
hunter (not gatherer)61.281831.125
tired (not wired)61.233727.110
believable (not poorly-written)61.1158825.723
libertarian (not socialist)60.948728.518
noble (not jovial)60.992024.811
nerd (not jock)60.891334.134
beta (not alpha)60.650028.718
🏀 (not 🎨)60.555530.619
unmotivated (not motivated)60.59230.927
permanent (not transient)60.469530.921
🤣 (not 😊)60.446130.719
no-nonsense (not dramatic)60.260734.023
lewd (not tasteful)60.139030.524
theoretical (not empirical)60.021835.726
pointed (not random)59.7125932.618
consistent (not variable)59.688732.120
freak (not normie)59.680531.423
oxymoron (not tautology)59.659133.916
centrist (not radical)59.644335.614
sheepish (not smug)59.635327.45
mathematical (not literary)59.346433.022
resolute (not wavering)59.3117129.827
proud (not apologetic)59.3137429.912
focused on the future (not focused on the present)59.251533.524
self-disciplined (not disorganized)59.1123536.219
trusting (not charming)59.156326.623
decisive (not hesitant)58.9118235.525
monastic (not hedonist)58.841932.219
oblivious (not alert)58.642628.522
unstirring (not quivering)58.6112230.67
cautious (not impulsive)58.476037.324
clean (not perverted)58.4114429.225
highbrow (not lowbrow)58.398334.324
factual (not exaggerating)58.377132.630
goth (not flower child)58.051825.624
profound (not ironic)57.964530.418
cocky (not timid)57.8128429.832
politically correct (not edgy)57.762932.424
🤡 (not 👽)57.554533.426
thick (not thin)57.256331.832
country-bumpkin (not city-slicker)57.146128.223
envious (not prideful)57.119237.328
barbaric (not civilized)56.948032.116
blue-collar (not ivory-tower)56.984936.415
assertive (not passive)56.8132034.720
🐷 (not 🐮)56.842535.730
parental (not childlike)56.894429.917
unenthusiastic about food (not foodie)56.759523.57
vain (not demure)56.680631.836
extreme (not moderate)56.6111438.518
unambiguous (not mysterious)56.689433.930
realist (not idealist)56.682934.418
crazy (not sane)56.682722.318
dominant (not submissive)56.5118930.622
outsider (not insider)56.583637.233
sheeple (not conspiracist)56.332835.525
stoic (not hypochondriac)56.3100140.521
well behaved (not mischievous)56.270233.433
unfaithful (not devoted)56.223532.618
overachiever (not underachiever)56.1147532.724
desperate (not high standards)55.954735.322
awkward (not suspicious)55.854236.822
follower (not leader)55.660733.415
rich (not poor)55.2106031.318
persistent (not quitter)55.2185428.922
realistic (not ambitious)55.257436.634
🤫 (not 🤔)55.150138.423
seemly (not inappropriate)55.1110235.513
human (not animalistic)55.0136534.225
German (not English)55.014535.534
muddy (not washed)55.057535.929
weird (not normal)54.8108330.631
stuttering (not rhythmic)54.738034.915
dog person (not cat person)54.587441.527
direct (not roundabout)54.4132627.516
'left-brained' (not 'right-brained')54.354730.621
sensible (not ludicrous)54.2110337.522
autistic (not neurotypical)53.830130.126
twitchy (not still)53.7113431.521
neat (not messy)53.1117331.429
reasoned (not instinctual)53.073934.621
vague (not precise)53.049235.222
bear (not wolf)53.070134.47
straightforward (not cryptic)52.8141933.432
unambitious (not driven)52.814934.119
devout (not heathen)52.7102731.214
unfixable (not fixable)52.764734.532
good-cook (not bad-cook)52.786537.230
master (not apprentice)52.6127133.624
head@clouds (not down2earth)52.285136.229
pronatalist (not child free)52.158732.625
clumsy (not coordinated)52.061035.033
sarcastic (not genuine)52.089232.723
moderate (not gluttonous)51.9116939.17
dolphin (not kangaroo)51.797132.47
sleepy (not frenzied)51.621231.036
off target (not accurate)51.655741.47
nihilist (not existentialist)51.557030.720
rugged (not refined)51.483830.522
thick-skinned (not sensitive)51.4105635.128
🐩 (not 🐒)51.3106241.127
🦇 (not 🐿)51.379735.418
reliable (not experimental)51.3108032.318
objective (not subjective)51.290133.220
irrelevant (not important)51.227728.927
unpolished (not eloquent)51.174235.821
queen (not princess)50.1127333.817
hygienic (not gross)50.3154331.511
resistant (not resigned)50.6167435.427
🤠 (not 🤑)50.6124232.930
doer (not thinker)50.4137931.521
mad-scientist (not lumberjack)50.5117540.64

The lowest rating for any description in the table is 50.0 despite a 1 to 100 scale being used. This is because descriptions that had values lower than the midpoint were reversed. For example, a score of 1/100 for "hot (not cold)" is equivalent to a score of 100/100 for "cold (not hot)". This was done so that all the traits that are most distinctive for a character are at the top of the table.

Similar characters

The similarity between two characters can be calculated by taking the correlation between the lists of their traits. This produces a value from +1 to -1. With +1 implying that every trait one character is high on the other one is high on too, to an equal degree. And, -1 implying that if a character is high on specific trait, the other one is low on it. The 10 most and least similar characters to Michael Groff based on their crowd-sourced profiles are listed below with the correlation in parenthesis.

Most similar Least similar
  1. Principal Vernon (0.84)
  2. Petunia Dursley (0.803)
  3. Stannis Baratheon (0.801)
  4. Samuel Norton (0.796)
  5. Frank Burns (0.793)
  6. Sam Healy (0.792)
  7. Lieutenant Schrank (0.788)
  8. Cornelius Fudge (0.785)
  9. Hideki Ide (0.765)
  10. Principal Skinner (0.764)
  1. Angela Montenegro (-0.759)
  2. Ty Lee (-0.755)
  3. Genie (-0.731)
  4. Hobbes (-0.72)
  5. Olaf (-0.703)
  6. Penelope Garcia (-0.696)
  7. Pinkie Pie (-0.694)
  8. Troy Barnes (-0.693)
  9. Jack Dawson (-0.692)
  10. Phoebe Buffay (-0.692)

Personality types

Users who took the quiz were asked to self-identify their Myers-Briggs and Enneagram types. We can look at the average match scores of these different groups of users with Michael Groff to see what personality types people who describe themselves in ways similar to the way Michael Groff is described identify as.

Myers-Briggs Self-type Average match score with character Number of users


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