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Stanley Hudson Descriptive Personality Statistics

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Stanley Hudson is a character from The Office.

This page summarizes crowd sourced ratings of their personality collected from users of the Statistical "Which Character" Personality Quiz. This website has recruited more than 3 million volunteers to rate characters on descriptive adjectives and other properties, which can be aggregated to create profiles that users can be matched to as part of a personality test. For more information about how the ratings were collected and how they are used, see the documentation.

Aggregated ratings for 400 descriptions

The table shows the average rating the character received for each descriptive item on a 1 to 100 scale and what that character's rank for the description is among all 2,000 characters in the database. It also shows the standard deviation of the ratings and how many different individuals submitted a rating for that description.

ItemAverage ratingRankRating standard deviationNumber of raters
🛌 (not 🧗)94.4512.4326
bored (not interested)92.5215.262
straight (not queer)90.94415.5235
frank (not sugarcoated)90.65917.834
slothful (not active)90.6512.7498
sleepy (not frenzied)90.0213.367
remote (not involved)89.5114.2561
leisurely (not hurried)89.51117.7655
pessimistic (not optimistic)89.11414.6577
practical (not imaginative)88.92914.4438
direct (not roundabout)88.87918.0571
thick (not thin)88.82613.2386
monotone (not expressive)88.81121.637
realistic (not ambitious)88.2416.364
realist (not idealist)87.91417.7418
reserved (not chatty)87.67515.1568
apathetic (not curious)87.4318.6543
slow (not fast)87.21015.8581
sarcastic (not genuine)87.25419.3613
realistic (not fantastical)86.84317.252
private (not gregarious)86.66716.9574
still (not twitchy)86.01919.281
queen (not princess)86.015116.834
independent (not codependent)85.914119.3619
conventional (not creative)85.83717.8551
never cries (not often crying)85.711118.833
gloomy (not sunny)85.69119.160
distant (not touchy-feely)85.59419.631
gendered (not androgynous)85.126222.8229
guarded (not open)84.925918.2537
real (not philosophical)84.62517.8404
uncreative (not open to new experinces)84.52118.0573
reclusive (not social)84.58217.9278
stubborn (not accommodating)84.530922.790
unemotional (not emotional)84.02317.842
serious (not playful)83.922519.2555
straightforward (not cryptic)83.96423.0553
scheduled (not spontaneous)83.920020.5556
armoured (not vulnerable)83.812617.6452
stick-in-the-mud (not adventurous)83.75820.3505
sturdy (not flimsy)83.720216.765
slow-talking (not fast-talking)83.62021.946
masculine (not feminine)83.139617.9602
rational (not whimsical)83.113519.2588
common sense (not analysis)83.1320.037
miserable (not joyful)83.012617.5201
treasure (not trash)83.037718.4235
deliberate (not spontaneous)82.920819.8551
judgemental (not accepting)82.920321.1383
self-assured (not self-conscious)82.813920.1481
confident (not insecure)82.728217.6553
unmotivated (not motivated)82.61327.139
no-nonsense (not dramatic)82.38124.9261
old (not young)82.115912.1594
literal (not metaphorical)81.95021.3534
opinionated (not jealous)81.915214.744
cynical (not gullible)81.922820.439
🏌 (not 🤺)81.8822.7207
rigid (not flexible)81.514319.4543
vintage (not trendy)81.526619.571
low-tech (not high-tech)81.49217.1551
close-minded (not open-minded)80.910518.7598
consistent (not variable)80.910421.157
introvert (not extrovert)80.611619.0567
pointed (not random)80.440120.058
slugabed (not go-getter)80.41325.0183
money-focused (not love-focused)80.215922.129
civilized (not barbaric)79.942018.6557
unambitious (not driven)79.91222.2503
mature (not juvenile)79.828222.1419
underachiever (not overachiever)79.83420.870
receiving (not giving)79.817521.540
repetitive (not varied)79.75021.9268
secretive (not open-book)79.536822.371
non-gamer (not gamer)79.422726.380
suspicious (not trusting)79.328422.9550
thick-skinned (not sensitive)79.210421.0569
classical (not avant-garde)79.110420.8363
skeptical (not spiritual)79.134922.7524
concrete (not abstract)79.112124.7191
bitter (not sweet)79.023019.8540
🙅‍♂️ (not 🙋‍♂️)79.09526.4192
basic (not hipster)78.915922.7548
feisty (not gracious)78.936720.2574
mundane (not extraordinary)78.83623.5594
sorrowful (not cheery)78.619617.3591
individualist (not communal)78.529028.1400
egalitarian (not racist)78.581321.7187
serious (not bold)78.38223.8566
jaded (not innocent)78.241921.945
mad (not glad)78.224119.4207
earth (not air)78.114924.462
bookish (not sporty)78.052619.5520
stingy (not generous)78.019019.585
factual (not poetic)77.920726.850
aloof (not obsessed)77.8521.7515
traditional (not unorthodox)77.814222.6408
English (not German)77.645226.550
pro (not noob)77.564424.3196
legit (not scrub)77.346923.2235
stoic (not expressive)77.213626.8537
down2earth (not head@clouds)77.221527.5558
loveable (not punchable)77.233921.659
luddite (not technophile)77.16519.7451
insulting (not complimentary)77.124722.2397
selfish (not altruistic)76.830722.3597
depressed (not bright)76.813920.6465
🐘 (not 🐀)76.79823.8285
impatient (not patient)76.542826.6225
geriatric (not vibrant)76.43522.443
f***-the-police (not tattle-tale)76.052224.760
logical (not emotional)75.821324.4595
wooden (not plastic)75.729321.363
orderly (not chaotic)75.538323.7535
🐐 (not 🦒)75.512225.8280
utilitarian (not decorative)75.426123.2356
badass (not weakass)75.480125.762
OCD (not ADHD)75.335720.672
neurotypical (not autistic)75.342721.7511
methodical (not astonishing)75.227122.8533
human (not animalistic)75.066124.1442
penny-pincher (not overspender)74.815523.9291
slacker (not workaholic)74.812123.2382
modest (not flamboyant)74.731425.8589
permanent (not transient)74.717425.2225
reactive (not proactive)74.511027.244
cautious (not impulsive)74.427525.4526
intellectual (not physical)74.457322.3542
wise (not foolish)74.435819.6577
family-first (not work-first)74.338925.8623
sensible (not ludicrous)74.337625.0540
decisive (not hesitant)74.162527.0479
suspicious (not awkward)74.144822.6514
calm (not anxious)74.016126.8531
cold (not warm)73.931223.0499
sane (not crazy)73.924824.5210
quiet (not loud)73.928824.5546
believable (not poorly-written)73.977821.774
monochrome (not multicolored)73.822527.1387
contrarian (not yes-man)73.733428.336
efficient (not overprepared)73.726023.755
quarrelsome (not warm)73.643722.1543
lazy (not diligent)73.55525.5542
simple (not complicated)73.47727.2463
pain-avoidant (not masochistic)73.36527.552
tight (not loose)72.853426.257
businesslike (not chivalrous)72.834122.467
formal (not intimate)72.730726.4284
subdued (not exuberant)72.611230.451
competent (not incompetent)72.598725.2467
side character (not main character)72.540727.333
self-disciplined (not disorganized)72.486424.4525
moderate (not extreme)72.414326.8505
bold (not shy)72.3112224.1570
gatherer (not hunter)72.133527.941
reasonable (not deranged)72.047324.2164
rhythmic (not stuttering)71.769123.361
resolute (not wavering)71.558829.5168
factual (not exaggerating)71.535929.758
mighty (not puny)71.073023.1502
high IQ (not low IQ)70.8113417.9507
hard (not soft)70.851325.7376
oppressed (not privileged)70.821719.465
scientific (not artistic)70.849021.3523
master (not apprentice)70.775327.0254
picky (not always down)70.737933.345
enlightened (not lost)70.625322.660
builder (not explorer)70.524323.0531
angry (not good-humored)70.430223.3485
historical (not modern)70.336024.0368
chortling (not giggling)70.147324.748
washed (not muddy)70.159822.824
🧠 (not 💪)70.083424.4211
neat (not messy)69.970322.9356
cool (not dorky)69.952527.8191
dispassionate (not romantic)69.916327.660
worldly (not innocent)69.781922.8544
normal (not weird)69.520925.9597
vengeful (not forgiving)69.551821.8533
sad (not happy)69.156121.1550
regular (not zany)69.119429.3180
cannibal (not vegan)69.041321.946
tiresome (not interesting)68.910127.1524
libertarian (not socialist)68.720026.3473
uninspiring (not charismatic)68.78427.2571
🐴 (not 🦄)68.651034.8177
reasoned (not instinctual)68.527128.5557
reliable (not experimental)68.550832.253
predictable (not quirky)68.524831.437
😎 (not 🧐)68.354532.8187
careful (not brave)68.121326.6505
hard (not soft)68.059226.2545
high standards (not desperate)67.863729.589
unobservant (not perceptive)67.711233.669
rude (not respectful)67.637323.3575
good-cook (not bad-cook)67.630226.252
tame (not wild)67.533729.5578
centrist (not radical)67.515631.043
disarming (not creepy)67.487622.2264
paranoid (not naive)67.454821.939
empirical (not theoretical)67.424628.2455
normie (not freak)67.333226.686
🤐 (not 😜)67.148832.2155
compersive (not jealous)67.039124.9430
manicured (not scruffy)67.089124.9558
ironic (not profound)67.030730.377
domestic (not industrial)66.831327.3353
dominant (not submissive)66.693228.5531
sickly (not healthy)66.619921.4565
generalist (not specialist)66.68827.2343
🤣 (not 😊)66.630929.8180
street-smart (not sheltered)66.679026.2475
fresh (not stinky)66.693026.7293
clean (not perverted)66.588226.565
prideful (not envious)66.494328.894
claustrophobic (not spelunker)66.019229.152
one-faced (not two-faced)65.990531.981
knowledgeable (not ignorant)65.7102130.751
tailor (not blacksmith)65.772826.559
nihilist (not existentialist)65.612229.3298
unfaithful (not devoted)65.613536.743
intense (not lighthearted)65.394030.057
🐿 (not 🦇)65.167632.8163
moody (not stable)65.086132.1571
nerd (not jock)64.880023.3520
stuck-in-the-past (not forward-thinking)64.837931.967
confidential (not gossiping)64.799631.6598
opinionated (not neutral)64.7138333.280
🤑 (not 🤠)64.643433.2181
entitled (not grateful)64.660825.760
concise (not long-winded)64.642831.135
first-mate (not captain)64.565229.0591
🎩 (not 🧢)64.569831.9190
nonpolitical (not political)64.333629.0501
important (not irrelevant)64.3135128.2294
preppy (not punk rock)64.081927.949
bossy (not meek)63.9105427.4525
🤖 (not 👻)63.942430.3178
🌟 (not 💩)63.7119232.2182
refined (not rugged)63.676224.9551
quitter (not persistent)63.61430.2192
studious (not goof-off)63.4105032.9176
genius (not dunce)63.1102121.4552
frugal (not lavish)63.166129.0488
French (not Russian)63.167526.736
hoarder (not unprepared)63.073322.9438
interrupting (not attentive)63.056331.359
provincial (not cosmopolitan)62.840928.0432
beautiful (not ugly)62.7134930.2421
average (not deviant)62.433029.2389
dry (not moist)62.450634.957
prudish (not flirtatious)62.447429.431
blue-collar (not ivory-tower)62.366526.8519
🐮 (not 🐷)62.357131.6244
Italian (not Swedish)62.357929.431
macho (not metrosexual)62.341527.663
plays hard (not works hard)62.238629.1536
statist (not anarchist)62.160228.9230
minimalist (not pack rat)62.158429.0159
strict (not lenient)61.975931.9520
😈 (not 😇)61.963927.8174
on-time (not tardy)61.9104133.288
🙃 (not 🥰)61.854035.4255
thinker (not doer)61.830631.575
lustful (not chaste)61.774231.2543
corporate (not freelance)61.649734.575
oblivious (not alert)61.237632.7184
🥴 (not 🥳)61.267732.2173
narcissistic (not low self esteem)61.181226.965
💀 (not 🎃)60.770132.043
oxymoron (not tautology)60.751329.821
indulgent (not sober)60.675431.3580
rebellious (not obedient)60.699328.7487
scholarly (not crafty)60.351227.2562
eloquent (not unpolished)60.298526.2518
resourceful (not helpless)60.1145727.4403
emancipated (not enslaved)59.8110930.3416
💝 (not 💔)59.873033.5285
🐩 (not 🐒)59.874030.0188
fearmongering (not reassuring)59.854029.826
bad boy (not white knight)59.858326.837
urban (not rural)59.7114329.2267
alpha (not beta)59.5103730.9472
thrifty (not extravagant)59.472628.973
stoic (not hypochondriac)59.387134.030
coordinated (not clumsy)59.2111927.6500
👩‍🔬 (not 👩‍🎤)59.269929.4189
comedic (not dramatic)59.239527.161
unambiguous (not mysterious)59.177832.5631
hedonist (not monastic)59.170230.3112
psychopath (not empath)59.151523.862
arrogant (not humble)58.887825.1512
goth (not flower child)58.849828.224
cocky (not timid)58.8125132.430
sexual (not asexual)58.7112333.972
everyman (not chosen one)58.758734.038
conservative (not liberal)58.546730.4214
summer (not winter)58.577339.041
triggered (not trolling)58.3110334.143
proletariat (not bourgeoisie)58.278929.1407
theist (not atheist)58.250229.5299
📈 (not 📉)58.2111832.8176
😭 (not 😀)58.069129.4208
tasteful (not lewd)57.8111727.3522
unpatriotic (not patriotic)57.828929.3179
😏 (not 😬)57.887833.0190
unlucky (not fortunate)57.779725.4579
repulsive (not attractive)57.733123.6496
debased (not pure)57.772227.0512
city-slicker (not country-bumpkin)57.7119429.5183
poisonous (not nurturing)57.658422.5214
valedictorian (not drop out)57.6113828.8171
inspiring (not cringeworthy)57.596626.5331
objective (not subjective)57.355432.7355
🏀 (not 🎨)57.362930.952
biased (not impartial)57.1129532.8491
👽 (not 🤡)57.084727.3163
slovenly (not stylish)56.952528.4543
charming (not trusting)56.983725.0504
prestigious (not disreputable)56.9110125.5441
🥶 (not 🥵)56.857833.470
rap (not rock)56.817132.931
competitive (not cooperative)56.6107828.0529
haunted (not blissful)56.3122131.864
smooth (not rough)56.082529.7553
pronatalist (not child free)56.047830.1436
fire (not water)55.9107433.980
traitorous (not loyal)55.736029.0515
sheeple (not conspiracist)55.735528.4361
unchallenging (not demanding)55.432531.760
tall (not short)55.2103323.8550
charming (not awkward)55.0115226.0526
authoritarian (not democratic)55.072730.6505
arcane (not mainstream)55.099031.6480
sheriff (not outlaw)55.088529.3498
Roman (not Greek)55.075725.542
👨‍🚀 (not 🧙)54.976930.1254
shy (not playful)54.742724.9548
rustic (not cultured)54.660728.439
precise (not vague)54.5125831.8383
unassuming (not pretentious)54.467632.3201
outsider (not insider)54.292330.5409
🏋️‍♂️ (not 🚴)54.249729.2132
mathematical (not literary)54.162329.7476
natural-talent (not hard-work)54.053931.565
focused on the future (not focused on the present)53.973234.9553
rich (not poor)53.8110319.8505
tactful (not indiscreet)53.8123031.2159
👟 (not 🥾)53.890533.8192
flourishing (not traumatized)53.849931.553
antagonist (not protagonist)53.844028.827
cheesy (not chic)53.795129.335
sexist (not feminist)53.653925.6205
cruel (not kind)53.548123.4602
devout (not heathen)53.3100628.6509
demure (not vain)53.387028.3502
resigned (not resistant)53.324734.3530
cunning (not honorable)53.272329.0561
not introspective (not introspective)53.148930.4252
chill (not offended)53.172231.662
kinky (not vanilla)53.092130.6520
night owl (not morning lark)53.0114831.1340
pensive (not serene)52.8161631.452
not genocidal (not genocidal)52.8141931.826
demonic (not angelic)52.777923.7554
heroic (not villainous)52.6145122.5497
off-key (not musical)52.6104630.951
whippersnapper (not sage)52.692434.339
soulful (not soulless)52.5148229.5373
transparent (not machiavellian)52.293732.636
proper (not scandalous)52.094630.5476
eastern (not western)52.033733.7235
well behaved (not mischievous)51.979629.9573
shallow (not deep)51.959428.5232
folksy (not presidential)51.986433.256
official (not backdoor)51.885029.3519
unfixable (not fixable)51.867233.758
'left-brained' (not 'right-brained')51.786932.8355
lover (not fighter)51.796029.852
orange (not purple)51.695032.7459
lowbrow (not highbrow)51.661627.0481
💃 (not 🧕)51.6129731.8281
self-destructive (not self-improving)51.6104727.962
circular (not linear)51.688533.750
melee (not ranged)51.668432.948
👨‍⚕️ (not 👨‍🔧)51.599929.1179
politically correct (not edgy)51.482427.8521
ferocious (not pacifist)51.3120030.3500
relaxed (not tense)51.242035.1535
humorless (not funny)51.278330.3548
spicy (not mild)51.2126131.8566
passive (not assertive)51.250833.5515
equitable (not hypocritical)51.2107829.7381
🤫 (not 🤔)51.068734.3168
Coke (not Pepsi)51.0107135.971
dog person (not cat person)51.099238.241
celebrity (not boy/girl-next-door)51.074232.246
bashful (not exhibitionist)50.965331.476
deep (not epic)50.1100330.068
salacious (not wholesome)50.384031.6160
pop (not indie)50.464929.933

The lowest rating for any description in the table is 50.0 despite a 1 to 100 scale being used. This is because descriptions that had values lower than the midpoint were reversed. For example, a score of 1/100 for "hot (not cold)" is equivalent to a score of 100/100 for "cold (not hot)". This was done so that all the traits that are most distinctive for a character are at the top of the table.

Similar characters

The similarity between two characters can be calculated by taking the correlation between the lists of their traits. This produces a value from +1 to -1. With +1 implying that every trait one character is high on the other one is high on too, to an equal degree. And, -1 implying that if a character is high on specific trait, the other one is low on it. The 10 most and least similar characters to Stanley Hudson based on their crowd-sourced profiles are listed below with the correlation in parenthesis.

Most similar Least similar
  1. Ron Swanson (0.675)
  2. Jay Pritchett (0.662)
  3. Squidward Tentacles (0.655)
  4. Red Forman (0.642)
  5. Shikamaru Nara (0.616)
  6. Bill Tench (0.612)
  7. Henry Spencer (0.611)
  8. Ray Arnold (0.608)
  9. Bob Kelso (0.599)
  10. Walter Skinner (0.594)
  1. SpongeBob SquarePants (-0.586)
  2. Pinkie Pie (-0.582)
  3. Dory (-0.573)
  4. Craig Pelton (-0.568)
  5. John Michael Dorian (-0.537)
  6. Crazy Eyes (-0.534)
  7. Phil Dunphy (-0.53)
  8. Lorna Morello (-0.529)
  9. Kimmy Schmidt (-0.518)
  10. Denny (-0.517)

Personality types

Users who took the quiz were asked to self-identify their Myers-Briggs and Enneagram types. We can look at the average match scores of these different groups of users with Stanley Hudson to see what personality types people who describe themselves in ways similar to the way Stanley Hudson is described identify as.

Myers-Briggs Self-type Average match score with character Number of users


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