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Helen Seinfeld Descriptive Personality Statistics

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Helen Seinfeld is a character from Seinfeld.

This page summarizes crowd sourced ratings of their personality collected from users of the Statistical "Which Character" Personality Quiz. This website has recruited more than 3 million volunteers to rate characters on descriptive adjectives and other properties, which can be aggregated to create profiles that users can be matched to as part of a personality test. For more information about how the ratings were collected and how they are used, see the documentation.

Aggregated ratings for 400 descriptions

The table shows the average rating the character received for each descriptive item on a 1 to 100 scale and what that character's rank for the description is among all 2,000 characters in the database. It also shows the standard deviation of the ratings and how many different individuals submitted a rating for that description.

ItemAverage ratingRankRating standard deviationNumber of raters
non-gamer (not gamer)97.115.027
side character (not main character)91.02412.723
straight (not queer)89.77315.5298
low-tech (not high-tech)88.11810.6289
old (not young)84.312312.8338
basic (not hipster)84.35415.1301
vintage (not trendy)84.015716.025
conventional (not creative)83.55516.0284
preppy (not punk rock)83.416113.327
opinionated (not neutral)83.447517.236
opinionated (not jealous)83.19919.636
domestic (not industrial)83.02414.4304
devoted (not unfaithful)82.956313.220
family-first (not work-first)82.518516.5251
traditional (not unorthodox)82.37218.8286
clean (not perverted)81.533122.022
luddite (not technophile)81.42718.6277
morning lark (not night owl)80.85417.7245
on-time (not tardy)80.842617.123
vanilla (not kinky)80.79118.5274
gendered (not androgynous)80.556521.5295
practical (not imaginative)80.422018.3263
sheriff (not outlaw)80.121215.5255
unambiguous (not mysterious)79.98616.1247
picky (not always down)79.913916.546
scheduled (not spontaneous)79.732517.2277
classical (not avant-garde)79.010615.7217
gossiping (not confidential)78.814917.8279
tattle-tale (not f***-the-police)78.89315.819
proper (not scandalous)78.820519.4330
neat (not messy)78.640118.0244
human (not animalistic)78.545820.8239
queen (not princess)78.534117.822
stick-in-the-mud (not adventurous)78.412416.0291
diligent (not lazy)78.3102215.3245
bossy (not meek)78.256216.8254
triggered (not trolling)78.09921.222
linear (not circular)77.82919.220
prudish (not flirtatious)77.510918.022
careful (not brave)77.47318.2251
offended (not chill)77.327211.932
boy/girl-next-door (not celebrity)77.337624.616
serious (not playful)77.245416.6293
mature (not juvenile)77.236720.2298
judgemental (not accepting)76.931620.8307
average (not deviant)76.94222.1283
persistent (not quitter)76.9122322.148
tense (not relaxed)76.861418.6308
cautious (not impulsive)76.822419.4253
normie (not freak)76.810324.722
rigid (not flexible)76.723517.3277
bookish (not sporty)76.757116.7271
tight (not loose)76.737721.824
reliable (not experimental)76.625917.622
washed (not muddy)76.534619.634
biased (not impartial)76.430119.8261
demanding (not unchallenging)76.468521.832
off-key (not musical)76.212618.923
chatty (not reserved)76.040319.8277
mundane (not extraordinary)76.06020.4245
chaste (not lustful)75.99619.0249
deliberate (not spontaneous)75.647416.9253
well behaved (not mischievous)75.522321.6268
conservative (not liberal)75.514620.651
theist (not atheist)75.311621.0220
civilized (not barbaric)75.261520.8281
uncreative (not open to new experinces)75.28519.7270
factual (not poetic)75.227914.216
repetitive (not varied)75.113718.4268
Italian (not Swedish)75.121321.019
interrupting (not attentive)75.126120.133
anxious (not calm)75.134419.9289
frugal (not lavish)75.021019.9263
exaggerating (not factual)75.034624.226
flower child (not goth)75.046319.820
🧐 (not 😎)74.919418.850
close-minded (not open-minded)74.818620.0249
manicured (not scruffy)74.669819.3310
loud (not quiet)74.547818.6321
pronatalist (not child free)74.310718.7237
self-disciplined (not disorganized)74.379820.6231
privileged (not oppressed)74.358422.524
loyal (not traitorous)74.1101321.1245
🐴 (not 🦄)74.132626.057
white knight (not bad boy)73.946625.039
🥶 (not 🥵)73.412721.827
tailor (not blacksmith)73.237820.520
summer (not winter)73.238123.319
real (not philosophical)73.032820.5269
modest (not flamboyant)72.839022.7296
bold (not shy)72.8110519.4290
dramatic (not comedic)72.862622.919
🐩 (not 🐒)72.735926.154
devout (not heathen)72.526419.8249
literal (not metaphorical)72.525720.4236
not genocidal (not genocidal)72.579228.727
dry (not moist)72.419423.522
studious (not goof-off)72.378120.343
corporate (not freelance)72.127922.418
straightforward (not cryptic)71.847225.1257
stuck-in-the-past (not forward-thinking)71.819315.918
neurotypical (not autistic)71.863120.6248
tame (not wild)71.823423.6286
historical (not modern)71.731518.9280
orderly (not chaotic)71.750123.2273
frank (not sugarcoated)71.678825.038
direct (not roundabout)71.567425.6277
permanent (not transient)71.326324.2237
high standards (not desperate)71.351928.930
tiresome (not interesting)71.18421.8291
feminine (not masculine)71.049222.4306
sturdy (not flimsy)71.068527.031
asexual (not sexual)71.019622.724
cat person (not dog person)70.834228.442
OCD (not ADHD)70.755016.718
believable (not poorly-written)70.5104323.526
obedient (not rebellious)70.426523.6269
penny-pincher (not overspender)70.430324.062
strict (not lenient)70.350320.5279
paranoid (not naive)70.342820.029
pessimistic (not optimistic)70.033223.9288
sober (not indulgent)69.927723.3246
wooden (not plastic)69.957823.524
provincial (not cosmopolitan)69.820324.0279
pointed (not random)69.887520.119
cringeworthy (not inspiring)69.729019.2257
stingy (not generous)69.631724.721
assertive (not passive)69.587424.7279
patriotic (not unpatriotic)69.362718.845
dorky (not cool)69.336121.445
centrist (not radical)69.311324.936
concrete (not abstract)69.242625.944
realistic (not fantastical)69.253722.425
motivated (not unmotivated)69.1140623.537
impatient (not patient)69.167223.8274
statist (not anarchist)69.133126.269
🛌 (not 🧗)69.020224.264
monochrome (not multicolored)68.936225.6275
sheltered (not street-smart)68.928423.3258
stubborn (not accommodating)68.893423.929
wholesome (not salacious)68.759528.438
valedictorian (not drop out)68.784722.044
😬 (not 😏)68.724224.651
official (not backdoor)68.630423.7198
🙅‍♂️ (not 🙋‍♂️)68.625625.147
claustrophobic (not spelunker)68.414026.116
works hard (not plays hard)68.381220.7236
earth (not air)68.350925.924
nerd (not jock)68.270820.7263
serious (not bold)68.231823.5252
badass (not weakass)68.2103625.218
chortling (not giggling)68.156825.522
🤔 (not 🤫)68.032727.048
suspicious (not trusting)67.960325.4261
hoarder (not unprepared)67.947121.3209
pain-avoidant (not masochistic)67.919123.116
cheesy (not chic)67.946923.942
not introspective (not introspective)67.815227.759
intense (not lighthearted)67.885722.129
hypochondriac (not stoic)67.819822.317
🚴 (not 🏋️‍♂️)67.787524.147
tasteful (not lewd)67.669723.7263
open-book (not secretive)67.625316.317
prideful (not envious)67.686622.829
suspicious (not awkward)67.573323.4257
narcissistic (not low self esteem)67.559927.324
English (not German)67.4116530.634
reactive (not proactive)67.428924.424
frenzied (not sleepy)67.2101719.625
rational (not whimsical)67.063524.7257
disarming (not creepy)66.890920.9311
👟 (not 🥾)66.745430.851
🧠 (not 💪)66.594218.854
healthy (not sickly)66.496421.5293
refined (not rugged)66.466322.1290
🐮 (not 🐷)66.430421.462
fresh (not stinky)66.293722.764
generalist (not specialist)66.19724.3219
involved (not remote)66.191126.8270
pure (not debased)66.059723.9228
thrifty (not extravagant)66.046922.028
rustic (not cultured)65.928523.718
methodical (not astonishing)65.964622.2221
fire (not water)65.976927.121
everyman (not chosen one)65.935529.030
resolute (not wavering)65.885323.033
contrarian (not yes-man)65.866126.219
realist (not idealist)65.649825.6226
communal (not individualist)65.622126.6249
emotional (not unemotional)65.698328.819
slow (not fast)65.516521.2242
miserable (not joyful)65.571123.142
melee (not ranged)65.518330.211
builder (not explorer)65.441921.4179
skeptical (not spiritual)65.398325.3250
literary (not mathematical)65.364422.6193
😊 (not 🤣)65.372929.156
🎨 (not 🏀)65.386524.422
expressive (not monotone)65.379226.647
kind (not cruel)65.2109522.0265
subjective (not objective)65.225625.5248
🐿 (not 🦇)65.267031.051
expressive (not stoic)64.775426.4259
workaholic (not slacker)64.6124820.6231
🥴 (not 🥳)64.653124.658
formal (not intimate)64.555225.646
👩‍🔬 (not 👩‍🎤)64.353323.052
transparent (not machiavellian)64.245925.930
legit (not scrub)64.1111927.363
long-winded (not concise)64.135935.311
uninspiring (not charismatic)64.012523.6308
dispassionate (not romantic)64.025320.127
geriatric (not vibrant)63.921121.519
insulting (not complimentary)63.853626.2276
gatherer (not hunter)63.853629.716
lost (not enlightened)63.757619.720
humorless (not funny)63.639623.9276
overprepared (not efficient)63.612424.127
fearmongering (not reassuring)63.646128.033
down2earth (not head@clouds)63.567128.2299
treasure (not trash)63.5131724.540
hurried (not leisurely)63.362925.2253
honorable (not cunning)63.279524.1284
intellectual (not physical)63.196523.0232
hard-work (not natural-talent)63.180322.721
🤖 (not 👻)62.946225.857
dominant (not submissive)62.7102326.5293
coordinated (not clumsy)62.7104023.7196
rock (not rap)62.7142122.134
prestigious (not disreputable)62.390822.9252
libertarian (not socialist)62.241223.5179
quarrelsome (not warm)62.275325.5324
good-cook (not bad-cook)62.248522.423
angelic (not demonic)62.083823.3241
Russian (not French)62.031728.720
confident (not insecure)61.8105025.9256
common sense (not analysis)61.828929.233
mighty (not puny)61.7109823.4253
competent (not incompetent)61.7136824.4271
irrelevant (not important)61.711425.078
feisty (not gracious)61.6105322.7310
monastic (not hedonist)61.631219.430
rich (not poor)61.487618.9239
nurturing (not poisonous)61.492126.2279
guarded (not open)61.3120826.1241
armoured (not vulnerable)61.391825.1258
extrovert (not introvert)61.282524.9265
pretentious (not unassuming)61.276224.049
🏌 (not 🤺)61.220230.949
businesslike (not chivalrous)61.266325.620
self-assured (not self-conscious)61.1102527.0261
obsessed (not aloof)61.093026.0278
authoritarian (not democratic)60.957526.7247
alpha (not beta)60.9100129.0234
💝 (not 💔)60.968729.064
shallow (not deep)60.737722.649
innocent (not worldly)60.633925.8262
fortunate (not unlucky)60.651822.1233
emotional (not logical)60.578228.3262
mild (not spicy)60.544527.6310
master (not apprentice)60.5104424.5250
mad (not glad)60.580822.537
consistent (not variable)60.484928.422
realistic (not ambitious)60.342631.118
twitchy (not still)60.388727.333
moody (not stable)60.2103925.7252
exuberant (not subdued)60.284026.623
politically correct (not edgy)60.057125.9267
trusting (not charming)59.853521.7273
insider (not outsider)59.847825.8245
soulful (not soulless)59.6133125.4244
unfixable (not fixable)59.644326.118
noob (not pro)59.528229.646
moderate (not extreme)59.445328.3287
angry (not good-humored)59.262324.3293
precise (not vague)59.2108826.5220
hypocritical (not equitable)59.261026.9268
ironic (not profound)59.262620.120
ignorant (not knowledgeable)59.133521.517
predictable (not quirky)59.158824.316
tall (not short)58.891022.6269
🧙 (not 👨‍🚀)58.873829.051
simple (not complicated)58.733329.7272
sensible (not ludicrous)58.696028.7275
resistant (not resigned)58.6135928.1257
repulsive (not attractive)58.232220.8274
crafty (not scholarly)58.295822.8239
🧕 (not 💃)58.138727.679
one-faced (not two-faced)58.1112830.224
overachiever (not underachiever)57.9142929.720
thick (not thin)57.854622.2269
hard (not soft)57.790625.6265
hard (not soft)57.691325.1262
normal (not weird)57.556127.7297
resourceful (not helpless)57.5153624.5246
love-focused (not money-focused)57.4121426.027
emancipated (not enslaved)57.2124523.8218
mainstream (not arcane)57.253031.7264
bashful (not exhibitionist)57.243423.220
pensive (not serene)57.2140324.217
🐘 (not 🐀)57.171026.878
innocent (not jaded)57.144831.721
decisive (not hesitant)57.0124028.5245
awkward (not charming)56.855524.4301
heroic (not villainous)56.8134419.6232
🎩 (not 🧢)56.789230.444
folksy (not presidential)56.771327.620
giving (not receiving)56.7108728.331
wise (not foolish)56.597724.3262
dunce (not genius)56.440820.0264
codependent (not independent)56.453930.4240
👨‍⚕️ (not 👨‍🔧)56.386227.846
😇 (not 😈)56.391426.778
fast-talking (not slow-talking)56.3109924.624
rhythmic (not stuttering)56.2135727.023
playful (not shy)56.0127619.7225
cocky (not timid)56.0132926.638
active (not slothful)55.8160822.6244
sorrowful (not cheery)55.7105822.6307
focused on the present (not focused on the future)55.779725.5232
social (not reclusive)55.793326.358
empirical (not theoretical)55.689626.8224
blue-collar (not ivory-tower)55.689328.0285
pop (not indie)55.448230.939
political (not nonpolitical)55.398827.4237
purple (not orange)55.378428.3208
existentialist (not nihilist)55.3115424.9184
rough (not smooth)55.280125.2261
bitter (not sweet)55.184824.7273
🙃 (not 🥰)55.176827.661
captain (not first-mate)54.989429.9237
sheeple (not conspiracist)54.838129.1240
Pepsi (not Coke)54.757928.525
sensitive (not thick-skinned)54.678727.1285
crazy (not sane)54.589124.545
country-bumpkin (not city-slicker)54.551927.164
often crying (not never cries)54.572434.013
go-getter (not slugabed)54.4167523.837
lover (not fighter)54.487328.221
slovenly (not stylish)54.359725.9267
haunted (not blissful)54.2127924.721
feminist (not sexist)54.1130226.653
epic (not deep)54.183923.919
💀 (not 🎃)54.192130.429
driven (not unambitious)53.9176826.3271
👽 (not 🤡)53.899527.644
scientific (not artistic)53.795422.8219
genuine (not sarcastic)53.795928.9295
eastern (not western)53.729434.559
😭 (not 😀)53.687128.166
entitled (not grateful)53.689131.220
demure (not vain)53.585924.0252
pack rat (not minimalist)53.571129.728
bored (not interested)53.532723.820
gregarious (not private)53.264529.0251
flourishing (not traumatized)53.151727.118
reasoned (not instinctual)53.073728.6251
altruistic (not selfish)53.0109726.6220
ferocious (not pacifist)52.9115626.2245
respectful (not rude)52.9117225.6318
metrosexual (not macho)52.8117926.620
antagonist (not protagonist)52.846223.819
💩 (not 🌟)52.743729.346
arrogant (not humble)52.6103425.1276
high IQ (not low IQ)52.6162019.8248
competitive (not cooperative)52.5119428.4261
warm (not cold)52.5105725.8273
self-improving (not self-destructive)52.583623.717
whippersnapper (not sage)52.592930.821
highbrow (not lowbrow)52.4125826.0244
sad (not happy)52.4120823.5274
vengeful (not forgiving)52.394526.3257
urban (not rural)52.3137627.272
🤐 (not 😜)52.399727.743
curious (not apathetic)52.1149628.5250
gloomy (not sunny)52.1108522.727
ugly (not beautiful)52.034721.7324
reasonable (not deranged)52.0113724.244
🤠 (not 🤑)52.0121325.755
empath (not psychopath)52.0123224.231
thinker (not doer)52.057828.224
cynical (not gullible)52.0123929.535
compersive (not jealous)51.995026.0209
no-nonsense (not dramatic)51.887832.5276
vegan (not cannibal)51.7104027.927
unobservant (not perceptive)51.632124.220
zany (not regular)51.1112531.928
utilitarian (not decorative)51.0129827.2232
oxymoron (not tautology)51.0131222.88
oblivious (not alert)50.166626.945
bright (not depressed)50.8101322.6268
unpolished (not eloquent)50.276525.5254
egalitarian (not racist)50.8166926.132
📉 (not 📈)50.254027.746
🦒 (not 🐐)50.355828.381
punchable (not loveable)50.368030.620
bourgeoisie (not proletariat)50.694627.0221
indiscreet (not tactful)50.465228.649
'left-brained' (not 'right-brained')50.5105927.9194
Roman (not Greek)50.5109930.617
distant (not touchy-feely)50.5112026.636

The lowest rating for any description in the table is 50.0 despite a 1 to 100 scale being used. This is because descriptions that had values lower than the midpoint were reversed. For example, a score of 1/100 for "hot (not cold)" is equivalent to a score of 100/100 for "cold (not hot)". This was done so that all the traits that are most distinctive for a character are at the top of the table.

Similar characters

The similarity between two characters can be calculated by taking the correlation between the lists of their traits. This produces a value from +1 to -1. With +1 implying that every trait one character is high on the other one is high on too, to an equal degree. And, -1 implying that if a character is high on specific trait, the other one is low on it. The 10 most and least similar characters to Helen Seinfeld based on their crowd-sourced profiles are listed below with the correlation in parenthesis.

Most similar Least similar
  1. Walter Stratford (0.787)
  2. Mary Cooper (0.785)
  3. Marlin (0.722)
  4. Morty Seinfeld (0.714)
  5. Cogsworth (0.702)
  6. Betsy Heron (0.687)
  7. Susie Derkins (0.669)
  8. The Nurse (0.666)
  9. Skyler White (0.665)
  10. Calvin's mom (0.662)
  1. Klaus Hargreeves (-0.444)
  2. Jason Mendoza (-0.402)
  3. Jack Sparrow (-0.4)
  4. Chiana (-0.374)
  5. Jules Vaughn (-0.374)
  6. Ilana Wexler (-0.368)
  7. Pepper (-0.367)
  8. Ed (-0.363)
  9. Kenny McCormick (-0.361)
  10. Luke Dunphy (-0.358)

Personality types

Users who took the quiz were asked to self-identify their Myers-Briggs and Enneagram types. We can look at the average match scores of these different groups of users with Helen Seinfeld to see what personality types people who describe themselves in ways similar to the way Helen Seinfeld is described identify as.

Myers-Briggs Self-type Average match score with character Number of users


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