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Susie Derkins Descriptive Personality Statistics

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Susie Derkins is a character from Calvin and Hobbes.

This page summarizes crowd sourced ratings of their personality collected from users of the Statistical "Which Character" Personality Quiz. This website has recruited more than 3 million volunteers to rate characters on descriptive adjectives and other properties, which can be aggregated to create profiles that users can be matched to as part of a personality test. For more information about how the ratings were collected and how they are used, see the documentation.

Aggregated ratings for 400 descriptions

The table shows the average rating the character received for each descriptive item on a 1 to 100 scale and what that character's rank for the description is among all 1,750 characters in the database. It also shows the standard deviation of the ratings and how many different individuals submitted a rating for that description.

ItemAverage ratingRankRating standard deviationNumber of raters
young (not old)95.747.814
short (not tall)89.94810.359
on-time (not tardy)89.610511.917
valedictorian (not drop out)89.213614.724
driven (not unambitious)88.727211.120
human (not animalistic)88.26513.416
morning lark (not night owl)87.91211.313
studious (not goof-off)87.916111.616
self-disciplined (not disorganized)87.724916.424
deliberate (not spontaneous)87.48015.613
overachiever (not underachiever)87.319722.220
opinionated (not jealous)87.32612.018
bossy (not meek)87.223012.614
tattle-tale (not f***-the-police)86.82421.820
diligent (not lazy)86.45369.630
opinionated (not neutral)86.034021.822
feminist (not sexist)85.825511.716
persistent (not quitter)85.568711.911
well behaved (not mischievous)85.44516.021
judgemental (not accepting)85.316820.316
neat (not messy)84.519913.526
side character (not main character)83.114712.116
washed (not muddy)82.812416.519
resolute (not wavering)82.715517.420
demanding (not unchallenging)82.741412.718
purple (not orange)82.65817.823
chatty (not reserved)82.525711.818
traditional (not unorthodox)82.37213.712
clean (not perverted)82.229319.628
rigid (not flexible)81.913512.124
high IQ (not low IQ)81.760116.526
coordinated (not clumsy)81.541820.017
expressive (not stoic)81.422918.318
assertive (not passive)81.340021.319
boy/girl-next-door (not celebrity)81.224321.329
orderly (not chaotic)81.019316.718
🧠 (not 💪)81.040021.059
bookish (not sporty)80.843412.512
motivated (not unmotivated)80.591815.421
workaholic (not slacker)80.467023.713
nerd (not jock)80.336922.823
realistic (not fantastical)80.317020.725
proper (not scandalous)80.216316.324
high standards (not desperate)80.123217.320
preppy (not punk rock)79.827018.820
pointed (not random)79.643522.824
scheduled (not spontaneous)79.532923.317
regular (not zany)79.13318.413
refined (not rugged)78.925217.013
mainstream (not arcane)78.53918.415
reliable (not experimental)78.220722.520
independent (not codependent)78.240622.417
tailor (not blacksmith)77.918819.817
neurotypical (not autistic)77.625020.520
👨‍⚕️ (not 👨‍🔧)77.422827.846
🧐 (not 😎)77.314420.351
normie (not freak)76.99919.713
white knight (not bad boy)76.935518.524
chaste (not lustful)76.88322.817
basic (not hipster)76.823521.423
obedient (not rebellious)76.615118.821
precise (not vague)76.536924.618
flower child (not goth)76.540724.630
sheriff (not outlaw)76.329622.919
factual (not poetic)76.325116.412
prestigious (not disreputable)76.134520.620
eloquent (not unpolished)75.946718.825
direct (not roundabout)75.848720.114
monastic (not hedonist)75.64511.912
🎨 (not 🏀)75.658018.382
intellectual (not physical)75.552727.221
politically correct (not edgy)75.514823.920
perceptive (not unobservant)75.488024.921
strict (not lenient)75.336021.528
dorky (not cool)75.221124.918
tight (not loose)75.243220.024
dominant (not submissive)75.166524.417
formal (not intimate)75.124021.623
biased (not impartial)74.835724.315
knowledgeable (not ignorant)74.867221.422
non-gamer (not gamer)74.738326.933
feminine (not masculine)74.543124.026
fast-talking (not slow-talking)74.539119.324
offended (not chill)74.434521.021
devoted (not unfaithful)74.4103321.423
existentialist (not nihilist)74.210319.813
rational (not whimsical)74.141024.212
reasoned (not instinctual)74.114623.313
stick-in-the-mud (not adventurous)74.019425.122
frank (not sugarcoated)73.966123.931
decisive (not hesitant)73.664326.812
gossiping (not confidential)73.524022.522
👩‍🔬 (not 👩‍🎤)73.530024.275
wholesome (not salacious)73.442724.714
cultured (not rustic)73.438222.921
genius (not dunce)73.358221.615
vanilla (not kinky)73.325527.817
cheery (not sorrowful)73.125020.314
pure (not debased)73.136522.524
literal (not metaphorical)73.123027.421
businesslike (not chivalrous)73.033525.833
egalitarian (not racist)72.9112025.211
competitive (not cooperative)72.763423.613
🚴 (not 🏋️‍♂️)72.662428.155
legit (not scrub)72.674420.512
go-getter (not slugabed)72.695330.214
🐿 (not 🦇)72.639623.956
believable (not poorly-written)72.489515.622
competent (not incompetent)72.399728.821
official (not backdoor)72.021322.517
unambiguous (not mysterious)72.030923.314
social (not reclusive)71.944125.321
resourceful (not helpless)71.6106027.211
conventional (not creative)71.625714.914
sensible (not ludicrous)71.647620.816
classical (not avant-garde)71.532223.824
bold (not shy)71.4115622.114
cat person (not dog person)71.132933.622
healthy (not sickly)71.177426.812
disarming (not creepy)71.168420.221
bright (not depressed)70.832422.816
cocky (not timid)70.882523.220
gendered (not androgynous)70.7116624.217
methodical (not astonishing)70.645027.420
everyman (not chosen one)70.621821.323
stylish (not slovenly)70.663427.213
realist (not idealist)70.533125.027
works hard (not plays hard)70.473630.316
fast (not slow)70.376217.522
🐩 (not 🐒)70.343124.269
reasonable (not deranged)70.353130.312
presidential (not folksy)70.346126.223
practical (not imaginative)70.158826.518
suspicious (not trusting)69.954024.415
😊 (not 🤣)69.854325.881
penny-pincher (not overspender)69.734624.817
patriotic (not unpatriotic)69.760324.012
consistent (not variable)69.745825.817
frenzied (not sleepy)69.687218.617
tasteful (not lewd)69.561122.125
modest (not flamboyant)69.552123.925
concrete (not abstract)69.541226.514
rock (not rap)69.4104517.817
🤔 (not 🤫)69.427624.879
feisty (not gracious)69.174723.823
stubborn (not accommodating)69.192228.821
playful (not shy)68.985221.315
ferocious (not pacifist)68.868028.113
cautious (not impulsive)68.843225.521
👨‍🚀 (not 🧙)68.729029.258
prudish (not flirtatious)68.630019.321
contrarian (not yes-man)68.653534.618
involved (not remote)68.379925.825
tiresome (not interesting)68.310722.814
average (not deviant)68.217622.423
predictable (not quirky)67.927322.932
treasure (not trash)67.8117426.313
triggered (not trolling)67.856128.624
manicured (not scruffy)67.787126.519
corporate (not freelance)67.736829.323
tense (not relaxed)67.6106721.016
self-assured (not self-conscious)67.576922.422
down2earth (not head@clouds)67.453825.716
civilized (not barbaric)67.388230.221
permanent (not transient)67.340725.215
fresh (not stinky)67.390622.419
vengeful (not forgiving)67.257024.115
extrovert (not introvert)67.263921.815
minimalist (not pack rat)67.237227.813
work-first (not family-first)67.055928.021
🤺 (not 🏌)67.091328.959
enlightened (not lost)67.033619.816
soulful (not soulless)66.9110425.419
prideful (not envious)66.991125.322
hoarder (not unprepared)66.852014.116
self-improving (not self-destructive)66.836830.622
earth (not air)66.759326.224
scientific (not artistic)66.662024.318
socialist (not libertarian)66.66523.010
sunny (not gloomy)66.549122.233
good-cook (not bad-cook)66.532822.08
happy (not sad)66.431118.214
sturdy (not flimsy)66.486223.226
pretentious (not unassuming)66.159425.122
dry (not moist)65.837724.121
active (not slothful)65.7129324.020
👟 (not 🥾)65.749329.581
antagonist (not protagonist)65.625926.327
no-nonsense (not dramatic)65.545136.313
asexual (not sexual)65.529828.920
confident (not insecure)65.394523.415
straightforward (not cryptic)65.282837.517
wise (not foolish)65.166322.926
one-faced (not two-faced)65.193730.823
political (not nonpolitical)65.060732.721
English (not German)64.9131327.515
mundane (not extraordinary)64.920725.024
angry (not good-humored)64.946332.716
badass (not weakass)64.8112327.025
arrogant (not humble)64.773022.721
summer (not winter)64.761722.720
repetitive (not varied)64.550922.213
French (not Russian)64.559622.613
sober (not indulgent)64.345034.112
privileged (not oppressed)64.393131.320
'left-brained' (not 'right-brained')64.26726.918
vegan (not cannibal)64.262729.214
vintage (not trendy)64.299225.919
expressive (not monotone)64.282522.226
normal (not weird)63.637425.525
serious (not bold)63.545927.125
insider (not outsider)63.533627.114
beautiful (not ugly)63.4133119.216
insulting (not complimentary)63.454728.016
empirical (not theoretical)63.339630.221
linear (not circular)63.137530.727
not genocidal (not genocidal)63.1114536.927
important (not irrelevant)62.9139923.712
fighter (not lover)62.962825.323
emotional (not unemotional)62.9107426.319
love-focused (not money-focused)62.9107926.020
close-minded (not open-minded)62.840422.112
intense (not lighthearted)62.8101427.923
OCD (not ADHD)62.888028.023
alert (not oblivious)62.799231.913
🥶 (not 🥵)62.638624.372
obsessed (not aloof)62.385824.920
armoured (not vulnerable)62.287725.413
trusting (not charming)62.144518.715
sane (not crazy)62.159924.318
rhythmic (not stuttering)62.0113426.418
fixable (not unfixable)62.078621.623
common sense (not analysis)61.928525.821
captain (not first-mate)61.676033.719
🎃 (not 💀)61.652730.670
skeptical (not spiritual)61.5112734.217
cosmopolitan (not provincial)61.460831.812
domestic (not industrial)61.448930.017
respectful (not rude)61.391630.420
mighty (not puny)61.3110827.313
dramatic (not comedic)61.3107326.921
forward-thinking (not stuck-in-the-past)61.369224.527
🐀 (not 🐘)61.251929.668
narcissistic (not low self esteem)61.280723.929
sheeple (not conspiracist)61.119228.019
metrosexual (not macho)61.086123.219
picky (not always down)61.072827.029
highbrow (not lowbrow)60.888323.918
moderate (not extreme)60.542025.915
💝 (not 💔)60.370828.068
master (not apprentice)60.1105427.125
hard-work (not natural-talent)60.095227.220
loyal (not traitorous)59.9141825.115
mature (not juvenile)59.888728.016
flourishing (not traumatized)59.832226.824
angelic (not demonic)59.790725.718
western (not eastern)59.7103633.012
😀 (not 😭)59.762528.575
pop (not indie)59.735427.138
😇 (not 😈)59.679831.572
bourgeoisie (not proletariat)59.368532.211
tactful (not indiscreet)59.2100231.813
claustrophobic (not spelunker)59.234329.913
impatient (not patient)59.198925.817
hard (not soft)59.187020.220
fortunate (not unlucky)58.957624.821
quarrelsome (not warm)58.983833.016
bitter (not sweet)58.973825.219
entitled (not grateful)58.975226.619
hard (not soft)58.888126.418
romantic (not dispassionate)58.8118431.621
focused on the future (not focused on the present)58.752828.019
mild (not spicy)58.749133.729
real (not philosophical)58.7103624.229
straight (not queer)58.7133330.126
factual (not exaggerating)58.775927.318
statist (not anarchist)58.675932.117
rich (not poor)58.596619.720
Roman (not Greek)58.555425.417
mathematical (not literary)58.449432.917
humorless (not funny)58.454427.514
innocent (not worldly)58.339823.121
demure (not vain)58.369228.518
child free (not pronatalist)58.3106333.012
sensitive (not thick-skinned)58.365523.419
ranged (not melee)58.371332.919
🐐 (not 🦒)58.2101127.853
serious (not playful)58.1102725.720
alpha (not beta)58.1107436.318
📈 (not 📉)58.1112531.262
explorer (not builder)58.079931.516
🦄 (not 🐴)58.059433.563
🎩 (not 🧢)57.985929.363
kind (not cruel)57.7132127.017
exhibitionist (not bashful)57.7100626.317
democratic (not authoritarian)57.690228.420
careful (not brave)57.544424.711
ivory-tower (not blue-collar)57.472635.719
emancipated (not enslaved)57.3123727.921
generalist (not specialist)57.335227.621
🤖 (not 👻)57.365928.269
Swedish (not Italian)57.365326.312
cynical (not gullible)57.3108127.027
devout (not heathen)57.284627.720
cheesy (not chic)57.184121.923
anxious (not calm)57.0100029.713
stingy (not generous)57.056527.423
centrist (not radical)57.055128.817
historical (not modern)56.969728.417
profound (not ironic)56.969130.032
queen (not princess)56.6106735.422
curious (not apathetic)56.5131430.924
🤠 (not 🤑)56.5107727.959
🌟 (not 💩)56.4140127.957
tame (not wild)56.363731.819
stoic (not hypochondriac)56.399823.720
atheist (not theist)56.2104930.018
gregarious (not private)56.156925.818
warm (not cold)56.195224.312
deep (not epic)56.169629.114
innocent (not jaded)56.147126.721
mad (not glad)56.096728.615
Pepsi (not Coke)56.050328.920
vibrant (not geriatric)55.9126127.421
receiving (not giving)55.961626.024
uninspiring (not charismatic)55.726325.121
simple (not complicated)55.641130.021
thin (not thick)55.6105626.110
🥴 (not 🥳)55.695126.959
🙋‍♂️ (not 🙅‍♂️)55.698334.874
interested (not bored)55.6139131.124
distant (not touchy-feely)55.696126.429
pensive (not serene)55.5148826.124
empath (not psychopath)55.5114624.221
moody (not stable)55.4119724.018
wooden (not plastic)55.4133228.014
open-book (not secretive)55.256627.043
🐮 (not 🐷)55.1107729.557
attentive (not interrupting)55.091731.721
oxymoron (not tautology)54.997729.215
🤐 (not 😜)54.890429.769
proactive (not reactive)54.761532.820
whippersnapper (not sage)54.583926.119
resistant (not resigned)54.4153530.513
scholarly (not crafty)54.466431.412
technophile (not luddite)54.376425.210
noob (not pro)54.239231.013
punchable (not loveable)54.259725.620
decorative (not utilitarian)54.157528.213
fearmongering (not reassuring)54.168831.714
giggling (not chortling)54.052532.623
monochrome (not multicolored)53.989131.516
urban (not rural)53.9133528.218
joyful (not miserable)53.968920.816
😬 (not 😏)53.967631.674
pain-avoidant (not masochistic)53.982224.915
honorable (not cunning)53.8111231.126
attractive (not repulsive)53.7146422.519
hurried (not leisurely)53.5109321.619
sarcastic (not genuine)53.485026.121
overprepared (not efficient)53.333523.315
awkward (not suspicious)53.162523.216
guarded (not open)53.0144731.316
loud (not quiet)52.998730.019
blissful (not haunted)52.854728.726
nurturing (not poisonous)52.7118726.214
equitable (not hypocritical)52.4103228.321
paranoid (not naive)52.4122826.420
individualist (not communal)52.2118026.514
water (not fire)52.271333.623
musical (not off-key)52.178727.122
charming (not awkward)52.0125332.311
twitchy (not still)52.0118729.421
hunter (not gatherer)51.9104933.316
🙃 (not 🥰)51.886128.870
🧕 (not 💃)51.861430.061
sheltered (not street-smart)51.769726.419
doer (not thinker)51.5133832.024
concise (not long-winded)51.5100531.817
heroic (not villainous)51.3148224.218
rough (not smooth)51.395328.413
high-tech (not low-tech)51.298229.816
city-slicker (not country-bumpkin)51.2136423.022
frugal (not lavish)51.1110928.321
shallow (not deep)51.161726.520
subdued (not exuberant)51.177428.419
optimistic (not pessimistic)51.098926.420
extravagant (not thrifty)51.094026.018
conservative (not liberal)50.967429.220
🤡 (not 👽)50.185227.453
uncreative (not open to new experinces)50.250128.973
logical (not emotional)50.388425.823
altruistic (not selfish)50.3115328.012
compersive (not jealous)50.7100725.115
🛌 (not 🧗)50.766728.463
cringeworthy (not inspiring)50.478326.912
not introspective (not introspective)50.457430.118
often crying (not never cries)50.682726.231
subjective (not objective)50.5103727.016
realistic (not ambitious)50.573625.416
machiavellian (not transparent)50.598231.422

The lowest rating for any description in the table is 50.0 despite a 1 to 100 scale being used. This is because descriptions that had values lower than the midpoint were reversed. For example, a score of 1/100 for "hot (not cold)" is equivalent to a score of 100/100 for "cold (not hot)". This was done so that all the traits that are most distinctive for a character are at the top of the table.

Similar characters

The similarity between two characters can be calculated by taking the correlation between the lists of their traits. This produces a value from +1 to -1. With +1 implying that every trait one character is high on the other one is high on too, to an equal degree. And, -1 implying that if a character is high on specific trait, the other one is low on it. The 10 most and least similar characters to Susie Derkins based on their crowd-sourced profiles are listed below with the correlation in parenthesis.

Most similar Least similar
  1. Monica Geller (0.782)
  2. Amy Santiago (0.776)
  3. Taylor McKessie (0.773)
  4. Liberty Van Zandt (0.75)
  5. Dr. Lisa Cuddy (0.748)
  6. Molly Davidson (0.744)
  7. Liz (0.738)
  8. Claire Dearing (0.738)
  9. Rachel Dawes (0.731)
  10. Amy Sosa (0.726)
  1. Barney Gumble (-0.56)
  2. Oscar Bluth (-0.547)
  3. Jake Harper (-0.491)
  4. Jason Mendoza (-0.462)
  5. Ed (-0.462)
  6. Meredith Palmer (-0.453)
  7. Frank Gallagher (-0.448)
  8. Jeff Portnoy (-0.442)
  9. Homer Simpson (-0.441)
  10. Kevin Malone (-0.44)

Personality types

Users who took the quiz were asked to self-identify their Myers-Briggs and Enneagram types. We can look at the average match scores of these different groups of users with Susie Derkins to see what personality types people who describe themselves in ways similar to the way Susie Derkins is described identify as.

Myers-Briggs Self-type Average match score with character Number of users
ESTJ63.7%547
ISTJ61.9%1475
ESFJ59.7%592
ENTJ59.2%2286
ISFJ59.1%1602
INTJ58.1%8827
ENFJ56.9%3842
INFJ55.2%12519
ESTP50.9%765
ISTP49.8%1950
ESFP49.4%1202
INTP49.2%11992
ENTP49.1%5934
ISFP48.2%1998
ENFP47.9%10817
INFP46.8%23344

Notes

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