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Morty Seinfeld Personality Statistics

Morty Seinfeld is a character from Seinfeld. This page summarizes crowd sourced ratings of their personality collected from users of the Statistical "Which Character" Personality Quiz. People who take the quiz are asked if they would also be willing to volunteer to rate characters that they know. The ratings are made on a 100 point scale between two adjectives and then all averaged together into a composite. Because of the "law of large numbers" (a.k.a. wisdom of the crowds) this profile is very reliable. If you take one persons opinion of what a character is like and compare it to the opinion of another person about what that character is like, they could be very different. But if you compare the opinions of two groups, the difference gets smaller and smaller the larger the groups.

The table shows the average rating the character received for each trait in the survey. Because the questions are bipolar adjective pairs, they are reversible (i.e. a score of 25 on short<--->tall is the same as a score of 75 on tall<--->short). On this page, traits that had an average score below the midpoint have been reversed so they can be listed in order of most to least extreme for that character. The table also shows this character's relative rank on that trait compared to all other characters in the database. The standard deviation of ratings is shown, the basic idea here is that if the standard deviation is higher then that means there is less agreement between raters on that trait (the less agreement, the larger the sample size needed to get a reliable estimate). The number of raters is how many different individuals submitted a rating for that trait with this character; each rater rated only a random subset of traits for each character when they were surveyed.

TraitAverage ratingRankRating standard deviationNumber of raters
low-tech (not high-tech)86.82314.5316
old (not young)86.46313.9363
straight (not queer)84.720221.0297
gendered (not androgynous)82.933523.3301
basic (not hipster)82.87218.4306
🏌 (not 🤺)82.7415.337
penny-pincher (not overspender)81.82320.068
oblivious (not alert)80.85218.930
luddite (not technophile)80.73120.3287
unambiguous (not mysterious)79.96519.2263
patriotic (not unpatriotic)79.815817.536
conventional (not creative)79.48620.9267
vanilla (not kinky)79.09420.7241
🛌 (not 🧗)78.96019.659
historical (not modern)78.810816.9296
geriatric (not vibrant)78.72421.219
frugal (not lavish)78.78422.4289
close-minded (not open-minded)78.510418.8267
🐴 (not 🦄)78.411225.839
stick-in-the-mud (not adventurous)78.29818.0279
privileged (not oppressed)78.232914.612
tattle-tale (not f***-the-police)78.27721.216
dorky (not cool)78.011422.736
thick (not thin)77.911414.3324
judgemental (not accepting)77.920520.6307
Italian (not Swedish)77.212518.313
morning lark (not night owl)76.97621.2228
loud (not quiet)76.827921.2304
mundane (not extraordinary)76.73819.1288
masculine (not feminine)76.538820.0299
preppy (not punk rock)76.527518.420
impatient (not patient)76.331019.9260
traditional (not unorthodox)76.112321.9269
🙃 (not 🥰)76.014519.276
uncreative (not open to new experinces)75.76521.5290
repetitive (not varied)75.59719.4249
skeptical (not spiritual)75.436620.2242
literal (not metaphorical)75.412723.2266
average (not deviant)75.44722.2263
rigid (not flexible)75.219419.1273
biased (not impartial)75.027620.0242
provincial (not cosmopolitan)74.710822.5239
unfixable (not fixable)74.71135.26
simple (not complicated)74.65223.6267
slow (not fast)74.54317.3274
cringeworthy (not inspiring)74.514518.2272
claustrophobic (not spelunker)74.45110.45
straightforward (not cryptic)74.325224.1238
classical (not avant-garde)74.316621.8262
scheduled (not spontaneous)73.936322.7256
pessimistic (not optimistic)73.818623.2274
consistent (not variable)73.723229.315
factual (not poetic)73.622012.99
quarrelsome (not warm)73.532320.4302
conservative (not liberal)73.312422.040
deliberate (not spontaneous)73.241622.7274
bold (not shy)73.075919.7254
practical (not imaginative)72.734024.3280
🧢 (not 🎩)72.625325.438
real (not philosophical)72.425621.9239
not introspective (not introspective)72.47323.740
tiresome (not interesting)72.26219.0277
utilitarian (not decorative)72.232121.9222
irrelevant (not important)72.12422.194
sexist (not feminist)72.018116.553
repulsive (not attractive)71.910918.3291
blue-collar (not ivory-tower)71.925722.7287
🥴 (not 🥳)71.817822.130
🤔 (not 🤫)71.515225.225
😬 (not 😏)71.312119.734
ugly (not beautiful)71.07420.3332
shallow (not deep)70.815019.946
pain-avoidant (not masochistic)70.78420.87
mild (not spicy)70.613924.3259
unpolished (not eloquent)70.520620.5260
👨‍🔧 (not 👨‍⚕️)70.529518.030
dunce (not genius)70.311517.9279
political (not nonpolitical)70.330423.7237
off-key (not musical)70.319420.37
slovenly (not stylish)70.114122.7278
permanent (not transient)70.022224.3247
concrete (not abstract)70.028123.935
suspicious (not trusting)69.939725.4236
sheriff (not outlaw)69.930022.0241
builder (not explorer)69.819420.1218
English (not German)69.862711.06
careful (not brave)69.412121.0268
slothful (not active)69.45619.8287
human (not animalistic)69.459024.6236
tame (not wild)69.319622.6300
anxious (not calm)68.937322.7276
corporate (not freelance)68.824129.113
awkward (not charming)68.717721.3289
cannibal (not vegan)68.529927.410
serious (not playful)68.450123.3295
competitive (not cooperative)68.254828.2259
loyal (not traitorous)68.079523.7243
Russian (not French)67.914117.810
open-book (not secretive)67.817922.28
self-assured (not self-conscious)67.557626.2253
uninspiring (not charismatic)67.57224.8283
insulting (not complimentary)67.530821.9276
feisty (not gracious)67.458621.3290
pronatalist (not child free)67.316824.7198
Roman (not Greek)67.315419.110
libertarian (not socialist)67.118925.1226
gossiping (not confidential)67.024725.0209
mad (not glad)67.041924.043
lost (not enlightened)66.931820.916
bitter (not sweet)66.737623.1240
pack rat (not minimalist)66.720431.632
clumsy (not coordinated)66.422121.2249
folksy (not presidential)66.429919.716
tense (not relaxed)66.374326.4281
dry (not moist)65.926529.215
direct (not roundabout)65.962027.8284
narcissistic (not low self esteem)65.849119.85
formal (not intimate)65.735522.654
🐐 (not 🦒)65.736127.960
🐒 (not 🐩)65.629731.635
🙅‍♂️ (not 🙋‍♂️)65.424230.235
offended (not chill)65.444429.99
rough (not smooth)65.333221.6274
chortling (not giggling)65.349818.89
chatty (not reserved)65.244126.1240
ignorant (not knowledgeable)65.217419.79
📉 (not 📈)65.110529.722
tall (not short)64.947422.8262
devout (not heathen)64.937820.3207
sturdy (not flimsy)64.963924.410
tailor (not blacksmith)64.954130.916
chaste (not lustful)64.824522.1203
statist (not anarchist)64.833727.446
cautious (not impulsive)64.639727.1219
hoarder (not unprepared)64.642024.8228
codependent (not independent)64.425828.1241
nerd (not jock)64.455525.9265
theist (not atheist)64.323223.4223
generalist (not specialist)64.311024.4234
proper (not scandalous)64.042025.6270
triggered (not trolling)63.950216.67
racist (not egalitarian)63.812424.734
scientific (not artistic)63.746622.6227
lowbrow (not highbrow)63.718425.0265
obedient (not rebellious)63.528725.5239
resolute (not wavering)63.565126.236
selfish (not altruistic)63.239824.2262
bossy (not meek)63.172326.0283
melee (not ranged)63.020221.112
conspiracist (not sheeple)62.960426.3245
works hard (not plays hard)62.868525.4246
focused on the present (not focused on the future)62.832326.1274
leisurely (not hurried)62.727026.9269
realist (not idealist)62.739828.1235
moody (not stable)62.663526.0267
unobservant (not perceptive)62.611025.817
noob (not pro)62.517623.745
indiscreet (not tactful)62.519328.337
strict (not lenient)62.451424.0273
🧐 (not 😎)62.435625.139
monochrome (not multicolored)62.339829.4263
serious (not bold)62.232226.3279
foolish (not wise)62.133221.8272
orange (not purple)62.031526.2259
incompetent (not competent)62.015125.7271
persistent (not quitter)62.0116029.832
gloomy (not sunny)62.050826.820
extrovert (not introvert)61.957025.2258
neurotypical (not autistic)61.985724.6227
🤡 (not 👽)61.827124.939
vengeful (not forgiving)61.750125.0247
punchable (not loveable)61.530921.310
arrogant (not humble)61.457724.2238
reliable (not experimental)61.352329.312
guarded (not open)61.179727.1254
armoured (not vulnerable)61.163125.4254
sorrowful (not cheery)60.957922.5278
confident (not insecure)60.976126.0246
hypocritical (not equitable)60.638124.8241
monastic (not hedonist)60.623023.825
🐿 (not 🦇)60.652327.233
playful (not shy)60.576022.4246
sheltered (not street-smart)60.532026.6265
👟 (not 🥾)60.546634.842
innocent (not worldly)60.425024.6251
depressed (not bright)60.437723.3247
low IQ (not high IQ)60.314019.0281
western (not eastern)60.259337.251
traumatized (not flourishing)60.264027.311
dispassionate (not romantic)60.222526.516
hard (not soft)60.159025.3262
self-destructive (not self-improving)59.751026.713
apathetic (not curious)59.615626.6242
methodical (not astonishing)59.561825.8233
subjective (not objective)59.535129.2232
honorable (not cunning)59.359525.4245
modest (not flamboyant)59.255527.6265
stinky (not fresh)59.225926.357
rude (not respectful)59.138523.6262
civilized (not barbaric)59.176824.8294
kind (not cruel)58.983622.7264
rational (not whimsical)58.864127.7285
crafty (not scholarly)58.763925.1248
crazy (not sane)58.752426.137
miserable (not joyful)58.664225.637
💩 (not 🌟)58.524326.032
country-bumpkin (not city-slicker)58.329829.031
rugged (not refined)58.246424.1229
empirical (not theoretical)58.052128.5220
👩‍🔬 (not 👩‍🎤)58.049425.130
sober (not indulgent)57.944126.1236
stuttering (not rhythmic)57.923226.014
authoritarian (not democratic)57.746830.2221
sleepy (not frenzied)57.68125.619
orderly (not chaotic)57.560327.5229
resistant (not resigned)57.593929.2251
sarcastic (not genuine)57.550828.4280
🐘 (not 🐀)57.548833.042
mathematical (not literary)57.235824.5230
remote (not involved)57.015527.0261
beta (not alpha)57.039628.6255
neat (not messy)57.073227.4219
assertive (not passive)56.989428.3253
domestic (not industrial)56.943328.6249
hard (not soft)56.864726.0246
rural (not urban)56.829426.352
🚴 (not 🏋️‍♂️)56.883322.233
fast-talking (not slow-talking)56.872425.713
believable (not poorly-written)56.8115831.413
suspicious (not awkward)56.776428.5273
workaholic (not slacker)56.794125.8255
edgy (not politically correct)56.564626.7252
down2earth (not head@clouds)56.361331.3274
rich (not poor)56.369419.6260
regular (not zany)56.338632.240
heroic (not villainous)56.288219.4233
trusting (not charming)56.243222.6208
sad (not happy)56.270121.6266
macho (not metrosexual)56.239125.416
no-nonsense (not dramatic)56.150631.0272
disarming (not creepy)56.187724.9260
overprepared (not efficient)56.116526.218
master (not apprentice)56.079925.1238
angelic (not demonic)55.966520.8231
vain (not demure)55.959424.9213
🤣 (not 😊)55.940829.139
angry (not good-humored)55.848626.2278
slugabed (not go-getter)55.812122.528
unlucky (not fortunate)55.755625.6243
ludicrous (not sensible)55.745526.1261
well behaved (not mischievous)55.446825.6263
deranged (not reasonable)55.446926.345
moderate (not extreme)55.337329.2291
nihilist (not existentialist)55.331923.5206
helpless (not resourceful)55.315826.2220
enslaved (not emancipated)54.926326.9233
jealous (not compersive)54.957025.4206
'right-brained' (not 'left-brained')54.925727.5208
cold (not warm)54.852623.9269
vague (not precise)54.730628.2233
tight (not loose)54.682928.618
obsessed (not aloof)54.584528.3273
wholesome (not salacious)54.567625.440
lewd (not tasteful)54.438024.6264
physical (not intellectual)54.441825.7243
self-disciplined (not disorganized)54.488427.3239
treasure (not trash)54.499826.254
gregarious (not private)54.243827.4255
poisonous (not nurturing)54.245924.3256
😜 (not 🤐)54.255626.737
weird (not normal)54.074926.7293
decisive (not hesitant)53.991128.3222
first-mate (not captain)53.961930.5227
🧙 (not 👨‍🚀)53.961827.961
exuberant (not subdued)53.973924.414
proletariat (not bourgeoisie)53.862729.7221
instinctual (not reasoned)53.768728.2226
sickly (not healthy)53.727422.3257
ferocious (not pacifist)53.577826.4281
expressive (not stoic)53.472428.3288
🤖 (not 👻)53.354327.840
unambitious (not driven)53.110727.2233
intense (not lighthearted)53.187625.614
pretentious (not unassuming)52.973327.837
🤠 (not 🤑)52.975231.233
soulful (not soulless)52.796525.1218
🧠 (not 💪)52.688426.839
linear (not circular)52.661329.423
individualist (not communal)52.578230.9220
scruffy (not manicured)52.446227.2266
social (not reclusive)52.470726.667
whippersnapper (not sage)52.263533.617
puny (not mighty)52.134424.4258
debased (not pure)51.760723.8232
humorless (not funny)51.750025.2281
dominant (not submissive)51.688827.7253
😇 (not 😈)51.667523.739
🧕 (not 💃)51.642922.462
legit (not scrub)51.6100829.451
disreputable (not prestigious)51.546124.1271
🐷 (not 🐮)51.544429.366
bookish (not sporty)51.281425.3261
hunter (not gatherer)51.270930.213
arcane (not mainstream)51.177433.0269
work-first (not family-first)51.166025.4242
lazy (not diligent)51.017726.7240
emotional (not logical)51.072027.5248
mature (not juvenile)51.072327.1282
💝 (not 💔)50.968627.655
😀 (not 😭)50.266826.435
outsider (not insider)50.372427.2223
goof-off (not studious)50.343728.336
drop out (not valedictorian)50.745721.036
sensitive (not thick-skinned)50.657428.9227
backdoor (not official)50.472428.1235

Similar characters

The similarity between two characters can be calculated by taking the correlation between the lists of their traits. This produces a value from +1 to -1. With +1 implying that every trait one character is high on the other one is high on too, to an equal degree. And, -1 implying that if a character is high on specific trait, the other one is low on it. The 10 most and least similar characters to Morty Seinfeld based on their crowd-sourced profiles are listed below with the correlation in parenthesis.

Most similar Least similar
  1. Helen Seinfeld (0.724)
  2. Principal Vernon (0.696)
  3. Mr. Potato Head (0.696)
  4. Walter Stratford (0.688)
  5. Frank Burns (0.678)
  1. Alice Cullen (-0.533)
  2. Luna Lovegood (-0.529)
  3. Patrick Stewart (-0.512)
  4. Sam Button (-0.511)
  5. Ambrose Spellman (-0.509)

Personality types

Personality types according to various systems can be derived from the character's traits. Profiles for a personality type were computed by averaging together all responses from people who took the test and reported a given personality type and then this composite was matched to each of those profiles as if it was its own character (as was done above). Listed closest to worst match.

  1. Jungian/Myers-Briggs: ISFJ (r = 0.74)
  2. Jungian/Myers-Briggs: ESFJ (r = 0.67)
  3. Enneagram: Type 1 (r = 0.64)
  4. Enneagram: Type 2 (r = 0.59)
  5. Enneagram: Type 9 (r = 0.58)
  6. Jungian/Myers-Briggs: ISTJ (r = 0.57)
  7. Enneagram: Type 6 (r = 0.56)
  8. Enneagram: Type 3 (r = 0.55)
  9. Jungian/Myers-Briggs: ESTJ (r = 0.54)
  10. Jungian/Myers-Briggs: INFJ (r = 0.47)
  11. Jungian/Myers-Briggs: ENFJ (r = 0.41)
  12. Enneagram: Type 5 (r = 0.39)
  13. Jungian/Myers-Briggs: ISFP (r = 0.31)
  14. Jungian/Myers-Briggs: ENTJ (r = 0.28)
  15. Jungian/Myers-Briggs: INTJ (r = 0.28)
  16. Enneagram: Type 7 (r = 0.26)
  17. Enneagram: Type 4 (r = 0.24)
  18. Enneagram: Type 8 (r = 0.2)
  19. Jungian/Myers-Briggs: ESFP (r = 0.17)
  20. Jungian/Myers-Briggs: ISTP (r = 0.12)
  21. Jungian/Myers-Briggs: INFP (r = 0.07)
  22. Jungian/Myers-Briggs: ESTP (r = 0.07)
  23. Jungian/Myers-Briggs: ENFP (r = 0.04)
  24. Jungian/Myers-Briggs: INTP (r = -0.11)
  25. Jungian/Myers-Briggs: ENTP (r = -0.13)


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