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Morty Seinfeld Descriptive Personality Statistics

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Morty Seinfeld is a character from Seinfeld.

This page summarizes crowd sourced ratings of their personality collected from users of the Statistical "Which Character" Personality Quiz. This website has recruited more than 3 million volunteers to rate characters on descriptive adjectives and other properties, which can be aggregated to create profiles that users can be matched to as part of a personality test. For more information about how the ratings were collected and how they are used, see the documentation.

Aggregated ratings for 500 descriptions

The table shows the average rating the character received for each descriptive item on a 1 to 100 scale and what that character's rank for the description is among all 2,000 characters in the database. It also shows the standard deviation of the ratings and how many different individuals submitted a rating for that description.

ItemAverage ratingRankRating standard deviationNumber of raters
side character (not main character)88.94512.020
resists change (not likes change)88.09111.28
stingy (not generous)87.56312.219
low-tech (not high-tech)87.22714.1315
old-fashioned (not progressive)87.27013.26
thrifty (not extravagant)86.6916.921
old (not young)86.38713.9361
handshakes (not hugs)86.327711.98
homebody (not world traveler)86.16110.611
frank (not sugarcoated)85.917415.930
straight (not queer)84.824821.3296
cheesy (not chic)84.84810.048
straight edge (not junkie)84.829421.08
everyman (not chosen one)83.62618.951
basic (not hipster)83.37417.8310
anti-prank (not prankster)83.223412.26
penny-pincher (not overspender)83.12519.472
🏌 (not 🤺)82.9814.452
gendered (not androgynous)82.843423.4295
opinionated (not jealous)81.817418.435
grumpy (not cheery)80.827211.911
dorky (not cool)80.811418.740
unambiguous (not mysterious)80.38519.0265
coarse (not delicate)80.326718.78
oblivious (not alert)80.27518.233
luddite (not technophile)79.93920.9287
capitalist (not communist)79.725814.37
vintage (not trendy)79.637424.127
proud (not apologetic)79.364125.06
conventional (not creative)79.312421.4269
historical (not modern)79.315116.4298
vanilla (not kinky)79.213620.5240
non-gamer (not gamer)78.925421.219
consumer (not creator)78.910517.48
preppy (not punk rock)78.832117.425
rock (not rap)78.838717.029
patriotic (not unpatriotic)78.626717.143
🛌 (not 🧗)78.69319.868
thick (not thin)78.414814.3328
not genocidal (not genocidal)78.355123.234
🐴 (not 🦄)78.221324.048
frugal (not lavish)78.013222.7289
stick-in-the-mud (not adventurous)77.714018.6284
awkward (not comfortable)77.719314.46
close-minded (not open-minded)77.614819.0267
judgemental (not accepting)77.531520.6309
interrupting (not attentive)77.422518.020
stereotypical (not boundary breaking)77.312524.09
geriatric (not vibrant)77.33320.926
🙃 (not 🥰)77.219516.884
harsh (not gentle)77.135518.010
morning lark (not night owl)77.010821.0226
buffoon (not charmer)76.611219.17
loud (not quiet)76.643521.1306
resentful (not euphoric)76.533315.16
off-key (not musical)76.412816.016
pensive (not serene)76.422121.322
masculine (not feminine)76.463820.0314
traditional (not unorthodox)76.218021.9262
mundane (not extraordinary)76.16419.8293
skeptical (not spiritual)76.150319.7246
impatient (not patient)75.947420.4252
reader (not writer)75.89318.76
uncreative (not open to new experinces)75.78421.3291
rigid (not flexible)75.727319.2278
repetitive (not varied)75.613419.4247
businesslike (not chivalrous)75.627417.928
summer (not winter)75.433720.118
literal (not metaphorical)75.317823.0265
Italian (not Swedish)75.222118.819
rustic (not cultured)75.011818.613
provincial (not cosmopolitan)74.912122.5239
fussy (not sloppy)74.956615.77
slow (not fast)74.85917.3292
boy/girl-next-door (not celebrity)74.850219.422
foodie (not unenthusiastic about food)74.734022.07
privileged (not oppressed)74.559922.020
factual (not poetic)74.531418.924
unfulfilled (not fulfilled)74.444124.39
biased (not impartial)74.438820.7239
classical (not avant-garde)74.423721.4257
not introspective (not introspective)74.37722.448
never cries (not often crying)74.245426.122
fearful (not hopeful)74.110718.57
straightforward (not cryptic)74.038124.9244
stuck-in-the-past (not forward-thinking)74.016424.523
creationist (not evolutionist)74.08321.17
real (not fake)74.087519.66
plant-neglecter (not green thumb)74.039618.76
average (not deviant)73.88323.8278
stubborn (not accommodating)73.877619.718
scheduled (not spontaneous)73.752023.4263
quarrelsome (not warm)73.645120.1307
cringeworthy (not inspiring)73.622618.4277
Hates PDA (not Constant PDA)73.536223.76
pessimistic (not optimistic)73.428023.6277
chortling (not giggling)73.434018.921
negative (not positive)73.430027.95
simple (not complicated)73.48024.4269
😬 (not 😏)73.314721.048
practical (not imaginative)73.250423.9283
irrelevant (not important)73.13222.196
problematic (not woke)73.13876.810
pain-avoidant (not masochistic)72.97821.020
weakass (not badass)72.912624.024
🤔 (not 🤫)72.916424.844
bold (not shy)72.8115219.7250
real (not philosophical)72.736421.6246
deliberate (not spontaneous)72.560123.1278
conservative (not liberal)72.519321.248
money-focused (not love-focused)72.526021.320
👨‍🔧 (not 👨‍⚕️)72.441719.137
blue-collar (not ivory-tower)72.434622.9280
tattle-tale (not f***-the-police)72.419224.323
devoted (not unfaithful)72.3118525.519
hygienic (not gross)72.2105527.36
things-person (not people-person)72.033115.67
forward (not repressed)72.047918.15
mechanical (not natural)72.028725.98
utilitarian (not decorative)71.943122.2226
tiresome (not interesting)71.87618.8281
flawed (not perfect)71.870115.412
🧢 (not 🎩)71.841726.653
repulsive (not attractive)71.714918.3291
consistent (not variable)71.740827.519
sexist (not feminist)71.326618.864
normie (not freak)71.223222.125
earth (not air)71.239825.624
ugly (not beautiful)71.110220.3339
concrete (not abstract)71.037623.346
off target (not accurate)71.016321.510
ignorant (not knowledgeable)70.915317.924
queen (not princess)70.963025.212
nonpartisan (not activist)70.914925.19
mild (not spicy)70.821923.9268
unpolished (not eloquent)70.825920.4260
🐒 (not 🐩)70.826628.544
one-faced (not two-faced)70.874130.118
spartan (not glamorous)70.851016.79
thinker (not feeler)70.737119.07
political (not nonpolitical)70.545423.6235
militaristic (not hippie)70.570319.913
opinionated (not neutral)70.4121231.331
generic (not insightful)70.411720.19
dunce (not genius)70.416917.6275
🥴 (not 🥳)70.331122.746
ironic (not profound)70.221320.816
kangaroo (not dolphin)70.023534.29
analytical (not intuitive)70.043824.07
builder (not explorer)69.927619.8217
unfixable (not fixable)69.924822.815
offended (not chill)69.950226.320
slovenly (not stylish)69.822522.6284
tame (not wild)69.828522.6310
shallow (not deep)69.821820.649
earthly (not divine)69.859929.36
social climber (not nonconformist)69.732816.06
cringing away (not welcoming experience)69.729724.06
slothful (not active)69.57519.7287
lost (not enlightened)69.538018.425
suspicious (not trusting)69.458625.3232
sheriff (not outlaw)69.448922.3242
human (not animalistic)69.394124.7228
serious (not playful)69.176222.9290
Russian (not French)69.018819.318
wooden (not plastic)69.066723.527
oxymoron (not tautology)69.011424.88
snoops (not minds-own-business)69.093215.26
careful (not brave)68.920821.3276
triggered (not trolling)68.952117.117
awkward (not charming)68.826821.3291
permanent (not transient)68.736625.1253
competitive (not cooperative)68.678928.3261
anxious (not calm)68.560523.1283
unobservant (not perceptive)68.510524.724
picky (not always down)68.547925.130
routine (not innovative)68.540031.78
prudish (not flirtatious)68.432026.117
cannibal (not vegan)68.344824.521
open-book (not secretive)68.325523.720
disturbing (not enchanting)68.235813.06
bored (not interested)68.08922.420
white knight (not bad boy)68.071119.134
libertarian (not socialist)67.922124.6220
folksy (not presidential)67.940322.426
English (not German)67.8120823.610
🏀 (not 🎨)67.844426.535
self-assured (not self-conscious)67.778925.8249
loyal (not traitorous)67.5128923.8250
insulting (not complimentary)67.444722.0279
corporate (not freelance)67.339226.818
hard-work (not natural-talent)67.364121.821
feisty (not gracious)67.187221.4299
tailor (not blacksmith)67.168328.829
pronatalist (not child free)67.024924.4199
bitter (not sweet)67.053922.7247
clumsy (not coordinated)66.933220.7257
uninspiring (not charismatic)66.910025.5293
pack rat (not minimalist)66.831230.532
antagonist (not protagonist)66.826223.716
cliché (not original)66.833027.08
tense (not relaxed)66.7116426.2280
friendly (not unfriendly)66.596329.68
realistic (not fantastical)66.368529.720
reactive (not proactive)66.235229.917
melee (not ranged)66.118722.016
questioning (not believing)66.078626.38
overthinker (not underthinker)66.0105828.86
gossiping (not confidential)65.938125.7222
pointless (not meaningful)65.914111.88
bear (not wolf)65.934125.37
asexual (not sexual)65.730626.219
dog person (not cat person)65.751027.836
formal (not intimate)65.555123.462
chaste (not lustful)65.336521.4202
rough (not smooth)65.352421.6281
dispassionate (not romantic)65.325123.624
water (not fire)65.340030.522
direct (not roundabout)65.298028.0291
conformist (not maverick)65.125532.27
chatty (not reserved)65.066926.4241
tall (not short)65.075422.8290
mad (not glad)65.069925.848
blind (not all-seeing)65.039212.89
distant (not touchy-feely)64.968825.245
nice (not naughty)64.964523.37
persistent (not quitter)64.9176328.236
popular (not rejected)64.962218.57
clinical (not heartfelt)64.743511.96
generalist (not specialist)64.613624.2235
flower child (not goth)64.586120.513
nerd (not jock)64.484826.0264
obedient (not rebellious)64.343325.1245
proper (not scandalous)64.264125.4273
codependent (not independent)64.137028.6231
cautious (not impulsive)64.062527.2221
hoarder (not unprepared)64.070925.4223
🧐 (not 😎)64.052124.753
realistic (not ambitious)64.033731.225
strong identity (not social chameleon)64.0115527.35
theist (not atheist)63.933923.7221
blessed (not cursed)63.832220.66
absentminded (not focused)63.830622.36
devout (not heathen)63.761920.9213
paranoid (not naive)63.776225.542
bad-manners (not good-manners)63.743915.17
dry (not moist)63.648629.329
cocky (not timid)63.5113625.628
grounded (not fantasy-prone)63.568624.98
scientific (not artistic)63.472322.8235
statist (not anarchist)63.457127.052
twitchy (not still)63.481225.127
lowbrow (not highbrow)63.325425.1267
selfish (not altruistic)63.358824.1269
bad-cook (not good-cook)63.352727.820
realist (not idealist)63.260728.0238
indiscreet (not tactful)63.130627.641
conspiracist (not sheeple)63.090526.5238
works hard (not plays hard)62.9103825.1248
focused on the present (not focused on the future)62.950026.2266
🐐 (not 🦒)62.875928.374
foolish (not wise)62.749021.5275
orange (not purple)62.747026.2257
moody (not stable)62.6101025.9273
serious (not bold)62.551225.8286
racist (not egalitarian)62.518923.237
bossy (not meek)62.4114926.4288
neurotypical (not autistic)62.4119324.4231
gloomy (not sunny)62.479427.632
strict (not lenient)62.377024.0287
noob (not pro)62.224924.050
🤡 (not 👽)62.240327.749
🙅‍♂️ (not 🙋‍♂️)62.245331.847
punchable (not loveable)62.244925.119
leisurely (not hurried)62.139027.2271
monochrome (not multicolored)62.163729.6267
prying (not unmeddlesome)62.1118819.510
contrarian (not yes-man)62.089234.119
extrovert (not introvert)61.984525.6248
vengeful (not forgiving)61.874124.9254
armoured (not vulnerable)61.894325.6260
western (not eastern)61.894536.152
arrogant (not humble)61.783924.0236
stuttering (not rhythmic)61.727723.222
lifeless (not spirited)61.617727.916
guarded (not open)61.5126427.0257
incompetent (not competent)61.521725.7272
resolute (not wavering)61.5111726.343
💩 (not 🌟)61.530025.543
🐿 (not 🦇)61.583028.646
depressed (not bright)61.359523.2245
👩‍🔬 (not 👩‍🎤)61.366023.446
fearmongering (not reassuring)61.254027.532
predictable (not quirky)61.251728.717
smug (not sheepish)61.2118020.05
confident (not insecure)61.1113325.9244
psychopath (not empath)61.150418.317
transparent (not machiavellian)61.162333.329
annoying (not unannoying)61.067621.08
exaggerating (not factual)60.873026.616
experience-oriented (not goal-oriented)60.747935.06
methodical (not astonishing)60.592125.7243
low IQ (not high IQ)60.519619.0285
sheltered (not street-smart)60.549526.7272
clean (not perverted)60.4113525.128
hypocritical (not equitable)60.361324.8240
miserable (not joyful)60.394025.546
doer (not thinker)60.3101430.427
on-time (not tardy)60.3114626.821
sorrowful (not cheery)60.295722.5277
crazy (not sane)60.275824.746
sturdy (not flimsy)60.2115523.420
entitled (not grateful)60.274627.231
flat (not bubbly)60.282427.79
playful (not shy)60.0118022.2245
apathetic (not curious)59.922526.3247
hard (not soft)59.890525.5259
🚴 (not 🏋️‍♂️)59.8123523.548
pop (not indie)59.836232.128
washed (not muddy)59.8104831.336
innocent (not worldly)59.737424.7253
tired (not wired)59.637919.610
rude (not respectful)59.558723.8265
civilized (not barbaric)59.5118524.8302
stinky (not fresh)59.541326.963
OCD (not ADHD)59.5103527.821
savory (not sweet)59.593230.66
reliable (not experimental)59.484928.519
sassy (not chill)59.4123034.07
receiving (not giving)59.357627.132
modest (not flamboyant)59.288227.3270
📉 (not 📈)59.227628.133
jaded (not innocent)59.0117325.529
red (not blue)59.069728.510
slumbering (not insomniac)58.925219.37
honorable (not cunning)58.898025.4251
claustrophobic (not spelunker)58.838023.113
tight (not loose)58.8113229.928
uptight (not easy)58.8109333.85
prideful (not envious)58.7143530.825
fighter (not lover)58.780423.523
subjective (not objective)58.660629.5232
rugged (not refined)58.471524.4234
monastic (not hedonist)58.446526.934
sober (not indulgent)58.367925.8241
regular (not zany)58.356731.946
reluctant (not eager)58.337826.28
zebra (not lion)58.362713.78
rational (not whimsical)58.298427.7285
🥵 (not 🥶)58.286428.420
sarcastic (not genuine)58.175728.3281
crafty (not scholarly)58.1101825.3257
centrist (not radical)58.152030.428
🤖 (not 👻)58.065628.450
kind (not cruel)57.9137423.1262
unfrivolous (not goofy)57.9102529.89
bashful (not exhibitionist)57.844025.220
lumberjack (not mad-scientist)57.864527.45
Roman (not Greek)57.564627.123
resistant (not resigned)57.3147429.2257
photographer (not physicist)57.394023.66
orderly (not chaotic)57.293027.4226
👟 (not 🥾)57.282433.957
narcissistic (not low self esteem)57.2100823.120
🤠 (not 🤑)57.1110931.051
authoritarian (not democratic)57.070630.3225
domestic (not industrial)57.069928.9254
indoorsy (not outdoorsy)57.0102223.96
assertive (not passive)56.8138128.2251
hard (not soft)56.899225.9252
mathematical (not literary)56.757124.4236
workaholic (not slacker)56.7148125.6251
suspicious (not awkward)56.6115928.7270
master (not apprentice)56.6121325.1234
can't-fix-anything (not handy)56.653720.08
neat (not messy)56.4113427.3232
unlucky (not fortunate)56.390524.7247
ludicrous (not sensible)56.365526.3267
down2earth (not head@clouds)56.396431.5270
trusting (not charming)56.371422.8213
angry (not good-humored)56.374726.2277
jovial (not noble)56.356024.28
lawyerly (not engineerial)56.3100225.47
mellow (not energetic)56.375628.98
beta (not alpha)56.263229.1256
deranged (not reasonable)56.270525.452
common sense (not analysis)56.255331.320
empirical (not theoretical)56.190229.0217
country-bumpkin (not city-slicker)56.150528.839
small-vocabulary (not big-vocabulary)56.146424.87
edgy (not politically correct)56.0102226.9248
remote (not involved)56.026327.0267
disarming (not creepy)56.0138524.8261
helpless (not resourceful)56.022825.8226
🧠 (not 💪)56.0134126.352
serial dater (not chronically single)56.055232.46
sincere (not irreverent)56.0130625.512
heroic (not villainous)55.8143019.4232
angelic (not demonic)55.8106420.7237
rich (not poor)55.8108319.3252
🎃 (not 💀)55.878329.128
vain (not demure)55.788225.1218
moderate (not extreme)55.758728.9303
no-nonsense (not dramatic)55.779531.0275
self-destructive (not self-improving)55.793625.519
haunted (not blissful)55.7131023.422
macho (not metrosexual)55.659625.222
well behaved (not mischievous)55.275625.2261
jealous (not compersive)55.286125.4210
mild (not manic)55.164329.97
sad (not happy)55.0118821.6263
overprepared (not efficient)55.029824.622
epic (not deep)55.082421.823
slugabed (not go-getter)54.918522.331
'right-brained' (not 'left-brained')54.842827.3210
wholesome (not salacious)54.8109125.043
cold (not warm)54.781423.8269
leader (not follower)54.7126131.66
decisive (not hesitant)54.6137328.3224
nihilist (not existentialist)54.649723.8204
drop out (not valedictorian)54.662424.751
love shy (not cassanova)54.689226.25
enslaved (not emancipated)54.541027.1238
vague (not precise)54.446828.0232
exuberant (not subdued)54.4111523.120
unstirring (not quivering)54.4133036.27
self-disciplined (not disorganized)54.3140027.5245
poisonous (not nurturing)54.370224.1254
physical (not intellectual)54.264325.8241
weird (not normal)54.2116726.4296
obsessed (not aloof)54.2137728.5281
🐘 (not 🐀)54.287832.857
gregarious (not private)54.163927.2261
rural (not urban)54.149327.855
demanding (not unchallenging)54.1156928.124
🤣 (not 😊)54.067130.050
comedic (not dramatic)54.054131.425
proletariat (not bourgeoisie)53.8100229.7217
sickly (not healthy)53.744822.2251
traumatized (not flourishing)53.7133726.727
lewd (not tasteful)53.657724.9275
believable (not poorly-written)53.6191331.221
inappropriate (not seemly)53.674726.75
employee (not entrepreneur)53.670437.011
unambitious (not driven)53.414427.0235
first-mate (not captain)53.496930.5221
instinctual (not reasoned)53.3111428.0221
🐷 (not 🐮)53.257130.180
sleepy (not frenzied)53.219027.531
expressive (not stoic)53.1117128.5285
pointed (not random)53.1151832.924
goof-off (not studious)53.063927.746
ferocious (not pacifist)52.9121126.4275
parental (not childlike)52.9107330.610
😀 (not 😭)52.893426.452
intense (not lighthearted)52.8139326.622
utopian (not dystopian)52.894826.99
scruffy (not manicured)52.671827.2267
🧙 (not 👨‍🚀)52.6100928.672
linear (not circular)52.597229.426
individualist (not communal)52.4122930.6222
legit (not scrub)52.4158628.757
whippersnapper (not sage)52.498533.223
stable (not unstable)52.484021.98
disreputable (not prestigious)52.368224.2271
soulful (not soulless)52.3155825.3222
withdrawn (not outgoing)52.382925.56
humorless (not funny)52.178225.2284
treasure (not trash)52.0166427.061
fast-talking (not slow-talking)52.0130328.223
hypochondriac (not stoic)52.073123.817
gullible (not cynical)52.067728.440
lazy (not diligent)51.925326.5247
debased (not pure)51.992423.4230
emotional (not logical)51.8113327.7251
puny (not mighty)51.854224.4257
work-first (not family-first)51.797425.3234
hunter (not gatherer)51.7111030.020
emotional (not unemotional)51.7151328.522
dominant (not submissive)51.6137527.4260
desperate (not high standards)51.673030.125
🧕 (not 💃)51.565423.873
long-winded (not concise)51.592125.715
moderate (not gluttonous)51.5123229.48
bookish (not sporty)51.4127325.3264
arcane (not mainstream)51.2121333.0271
💝 (not 💔)51.2109628.265
reclusive (not social)51.190426.475
monotone (not expressive)51.173628.434
pretentious (not unassuming)51.0120028.143
unmotivated (not motivated)50.119729.327
mature (not juvenile)50.8116827.2289
underachiever (not overachiever)50.840632.619
sensitive (not thick-skinned)50.395928.7231
outsider (not insider)50.3114527.0220
backdoor (not official)50.7115028.0240
😜 (not 🤐)50.3100127.552
supportive (not catty)50.6131320.510
😇 (not 😈)50.5110124.351
Pepsi (not Coke)50.591235.221

The lowest rating for any description in the table is 50.0 despite a 1 to 100 scale being used. This is because descriptions that had values lower than the midpoint were reversed. For example, a score of 1/100 for "hot (not cold)" is equivalent to a score of 100/100 for "cold (not hot)". This was done so that all the traits that are most distinctive for a character are at the top of the table.

Similar characters

The similarity between two characters can be calculated by taking the correlation between the lists of their traits. This produces a value from +1 to -1. With +1 implying that every trait one character is high on the other one is high on too, to an equal degree. And, -1 implying that if a character is high on specific trait, the other one is low on it. The 10 most and least similar characters to Morty Seinfeld based on their crowd-sourced profiles are listed below with the correlation in parenthesis.

Most similar Least similar
  1. Walter Stratford (0.693)
  2. Lieutenant Schrank (0.686)
  3. Principal Vernon (0.686)
  4. Mr. Potato Head (0.674)
  5. Helen Seinfeld (0.672)
  6. Donald Thompson (0.666)
  7. Principal Skinner (0.661)
  8. Frank Burns (0.646)
  9. Sam Healy (0.638)
  10. Mr. William Collins (0.636)
  1. Riley Blue (-0.513)
  2. Jules Vaughn (-0.502)
  3. Alice Cullen (-0.496)
  4. Luna Lovegood (-0.471)
  5. Angela Montenegro (-0.459)
  6. Amanita Caplan (-0.436)
  7. Lady Sybil Crawley (-0.433)
  8. Patrick Stewart (-0.432)
  9. Abby Sciuto (-0.43)
  10. Sam Button (-0.429)

Personality types

Users who took the quiz were asked to self-identify their Myers-Briggs and Enneagram types. We can look at the average match scores of these different groups of users with Morty Seinfeld to see what personality types people who describe themselves in ways similar to the way Morty Seinfeld is described identify as.

Myers-Briggs Self-type Average match score with character Number of users


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