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Bert Cooper Descriptive Personality Statistics

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Bert Cooper is a character from Mad Men.

This page summarizes crowd sourced ratings of their personality collected from users of the Statistical "Which Character" Personality Quiz. This website has recruited more than 3 million volunteers to rate characters on descriptive adjectives and other properties, which can be aggregated to create profiles that users can be matched to as part of a personality test. For more information about how the ratings were collected and how they are used, see the documentation.

Aggregated ratings for 500 descriptions

The table shows the average rating the character received for each descriptive item on a 1 to 100 scale and what that character's rank for the description is among all 2,000 characters in the database. It also shows the standard deviation of the ratings and how many different individuals submitted a rating for that description.

ItemAverage ratingRankRating standard deviationNumber of raters
rich (not poor)94.9657.0226
entrepreneur (not employee)94.35211.412
capitalist (not communist)93.7277.79
privileged (not oppressed)93.34016.233
old (not young)91.52714.2216
master (not apprentice)88.915612.2112
🎩 (not 🧢)88.2989.730
ivory-tower (not blue-collar)86.96318.9216
indoorsy (not outdoorsy)86.811011.38
proud (not apologetic)86.632511.819
high standards (not desperate)85.410918.640
persistent (not quitter)84.480211.117
overachiever (not underachiever)84.235023.513
highbrow (not lowbrow)84.04617.8224
resolute (not wavering)84.012711.011
fussy (not sloppy)83.619015.112
low-tech (not high-tech)83.36918.0215
opinionated (not jealous)83.011516.922
fulfilled (not unfulfilled)82.83219.411
intellectual (not physical)82.631119.4214
fortunate (not unlucky)82.62617.0198
libertarian (not socialist)82.52119.7166
bourgeoisie (not proletariat)82.410523.6198
leader (not follower)82.249222.217
refined (not rugged)81.618420.2211
neat (not messy)81.528722.9177
problematic (not woke)81.321221.18
unstirring (not quivering)81.320520.19
confident (not insecure)81.236220.1227
eloquent (not unpolished)80.731020.9247
driven (not unambitious)80.679118.1192
self-assured (not self-conscious)80.223321.2176
tailor (not blacksmith)80.214226.825
bookish (not sporty)80.148519.7207
leisurely (not hurried)79.87018.8195
chronically single (not serial dater)79.537720.68
creator (not consumer)79.424523.614
big-vocabulary (not small-vocabulary)79.35766.510
short (not tall)79.215319.5251
prestigious (not disreputable)79.224620.7216
never cries (not often crying)79.127729.514
high IQ (not low IQ)79.077319.6224
work-first (not family-first)78.829319.8237
nonpartisan (not activist)78.74813.19
manicured (not scruffy)78.657924.0230
🎨 (not 🏀)78.448925.423
old-fashioned (not progressive)78.321626.39
captain (not first-mate)78.139324.6214
reassuring (not fearmongering)77.822616.112
civilized (not barbaric)77.752223.5218
historical (not modern)77.717724.3161
patriotic (not unpatriotic)77.630613.022
side character (not main character)77.530624.516
vintage (not trendy)77.346325.528
straight edge (not junkie)77.361024.914
narcissistic (not low self esteem)77.236319.245
Hates PDA (not Constant PDA)77.127231.410
mad-scientist (not lumberjack)77.134819.39
luddite (not technophile)76.87421.5225
kangaroo (not dolphin)76.88617.89
exuberant (not subdued)76.431420.225
slow-talking (not fast-talking)75.98224.029
prideful (not envious)75.835917.224
lawyerly (not engineerial)75.827631.18
bold (not shy)75.6104520.0229
sage (not whippersnapper)75.610120.919
self-disciplined (not disorganized)75.577925.7204
stylish (not slovenly)75.549923.6219
friendly (not unfriendly)75.566212.415
emancipated (not enslaved)75.435325.9199
spirited (not lifeless)75.376818.99
corporate (not freelance)75.123132.726
worldly (not innocent)75.061119.8208
wise (not foolish)75.035521.7215
playful (not shy)74.965619.8189
weird (not normal)74.744120.4225
euphoric (not resentful)74.617828.311
real (not fake)74.585129.311
abstract (not concrete)74.415525.819
forward (not repressed)74.437419.58
literary (not mathematical)73.929022.8209
dominant (not submissive)73.972223.0203
flamboyant (not modest)73.837624.6221
asexual (not sexual)73.815429.817
red (not blue)73.829224.116
mighty (not puny)73.765021.0193
bear (not wolf)73.715620.48
nerd (not jock)73.658723.5205
preppy (not punk rock)73.651428.622
motivated (not unmotivated)73.4131826.117
enlightened (not lost)73.220628.033
cultured (not rustic)73.239530.412
competent (not incompetent)73.1100423.3190
flourishing (not traumatized)73.16928.621
metaphorical (not literal)72.98025.9215
foodie (not unenthusiastic about food)72.938520.613
👨‍⚕️ (not 👨‍🔧)72.835721.320
smug (not sheepish)72.773520.713
contrarian (not yes-man)72.639919.519
independent (not codependent)72.563927.2198
positive (not negative)72.544918.38
accurate (not off target)72.566028.38
businesslike (not chivalrous)72.436526.832
thick (not thin)72.325319.1166
can't-fix-anything (not handy)72.319620.38
rhythmic (not stuttering)72.269120.735
decisive (not hesitant)72.172623.8210
trolling (not triggered)72.012224.634
frank (not sugarcoated)72.081630.629
arcane (not mainstream)71.833428.1203
blessed (not cursed)71.815823.112
all-seeing (not blind)71.842128.312
thinker (not doer)71.614123.031
enchanting (not disturbing)71.656022.511
🧐 (not 😎)71.529628.116
celebrity (not boy/girl-next-door)71.534828.017
philosophical (not real)71.410225.9136
zany (not regular)71.347927.639
stable (not unstable)71.331028.311
gendered (not androgynous)71.3119027.8101
pro (not noob)71.392824.716
urban (not rural)71.369522.222
calm (not anxious)71.122427.3199
demanding (not unchallenging)71.098424.337
romantic (not dispassionate)70.872325.529
proper (not scandalous)70.743626.7180
industrial (not domestic)70.723728.670
knowledgeable (not ignorant)70.789228.141
remote (not involved)70.65024.7187
believable (not poorly-written)70.5109224.034
valedictorian (not drop out)70.481627.617
permanent (not transient)70.331126.983
slow (not fast)70.39522.2188
perceptive (not unobservant)70.2115630.934
bubbly (not flat)70.242928.217
🧠 (not 💪)70.186618.614
orderly (not chaotic)70.056227.1219
loyal (not traitorous)70.0119225.1192
sheriff (not outlaw)70.047225.7223
resourceful (not helpless)69.7119224.992
hoarder (not unprepared)69.540220.2180
treasure (not trash)69.4116529.435
cosmopolitan (not provincial)69.435631.1218
🤔 (not 🤫)69.429428.114
extravagant (not thrifty)69.446929.725
photographer (not physicist)69.453928.59
child free (not pronatalist)69.357227.2146
alpha (not beta)69.081825.6199
mature (not juvenile)68.962630.070
stuck-in-the-past (not forward-thinking)68.929023.924
freak (not normie)68.951126.525
ranged (not melee)68.819027.317
cheesy (not chic)68.846027.516
quirky (not predictable)68.839330.822
meaningful (not pointless)68.8103322.48
respectful (not rude)68.770925.5212
bossy (not meek)68.794023.8195
queen (not princess)68.671132.825
French (not Russian)68.543927.921
maverick (not conformist)68.183029.28
cautious (not impulsive)68.148125.9208
🐐 (not 🦒)68.044726.812
exhibitionist (not bashful)68.060227.718
🥶 (not 🥵)68.024824.221
confidential (not gossiping)67.990928.0224
resists change (not likes change)67.980224.817
charismatic (not uninspiring)67.9110027.0222
morning lark (not night owl)67.928427.0116
important (not irrelevant)67.9126524.923
opinionated (not neutral)67.8131928.752
armoured (not vulnerable)67.674627.1166
wooden (not plastic)67.674231.022
legit (not scrub)67.5102025.116
cocky (not timid)67.598421.422
handshakes (not hugs)67.484834.48
picky (not always down)67.451625.917
lavish (not frugal)67.345028.0199
sassy (not chill)67.391524.49
deliberate (not spontaneous)67.181029.6191
relaxed (not tense)67.016726.5205
sleepy (not frenzied)67.03825.631
logical (not emotional)66.943425.5205
introspective (not not introspective)66.872831.820
good-humored (not angry)66.766523.0208
official (not backdoor)66.737628.0185
money-focused (not love-focused)66.636228.916
pretentious (not unassuming)66.560734.816
jaded (not innocent)66.590825.716
withdrawn (not outgoing)66.539816.98
compersive (not jealous)66.443223.3174
individualist (not communal)66.366630.476
self-improving (not self-destructive)66.339623.923
devoted (not unfaithful)66.3140528.715
genius (not dunce)66.294022.8222
city-slicker (not country-bumpkin)66.296331.821
extraordinary (not mundane)66.195126.0228
conservative (not liberal)66.030630.130
bright (not depressed)65.948725.2189
strong identity (not social chameleon)65.9107632.315
multicolored (not monochrome)65.948031.480
😀 (not 😭)65.847025.519
blissful (not haunted)65.826422.521
militaristic (not hippie)65.785230.513
builder (not explorer)65.643527.9229
diligent (not lazy)65.4155125.5206
reclusive (not social)65.350229.222
cat person (not dog person)65.352533.213
smooth (not rough)65.250124.6222
welcoming experience (not cringing away)65.266228.812
sturdy (not flimsy)65.196530.839
consistent (not variable)65.167430.728
unfixable (not fixable)65.034527.020
chill (not offended)64.935126.028
assertive (not passive)64.9109026.3198
orange (not purple)64.838028.6159
optimistic (not pessimistic)64.855925.7208
world traveler (not homebody)64.870730.213
rock (not rap)64.6136623.922
anti-prank (not prankster)64.688832.116
hopeful (not fearful)64.580826.48
slumbering (not insomniac)64.414328.219
masculine (not feminine)64.397423.6234
not genocidal (not genocidal)64.3116534.215
authoritarian (not democratic)64.252129.1187
conspiracist (not sheeple)64.285528.0130
hard-work (not natural-talent)64.279728.330
kind (not cruel)64.1117822.3202
good-manners (not bad-manners)64.097529.99
social climber (not nonconformist)64.044734.78
happy (not sad)63.837923.5216
soulful (not soulless)63.7127329.793
artistic (not scientific)63.664126.9232
OCD (not ADHD)63.689336.717
receiving (not giving)63.648327.017
hygienic (not gross)63.5133931.811
cheery (not sorrowful)63.348225.6194
funny (not humorless)63.381026.2205
👩‍🎤 (not 👩‍🔬)63.372924.726
reader (not writer)63.343828.713
devout (not heathen)63.263827.6178
sickly (not healthy)63.227722.5202
metrosexual (not macho)63.280332.434
flower child (not goth)63.291022.813
tasteful (not lewd)63.194726.6195
political (not nonpolitical)63.070830.1188
existentialist (not nihilist)62.970928.269
pain-avoidant (not masochistic)62.937625.222
washed (not muddy)62.993529.717
chortling (not giggling)62.885632.739
glad (not mad)62.649327.316
badass (not weakass)62.6123925.016
distant (not touchy-feely)62.576230.123
chaste (not lustful)62.446528.0188
interesting (not tiresome)62.4115228.5213
dorky (not cool)62.456627.120
🦄 (not 🐴)62.450430.334
aloof (not obsessed)62.311926.6218
tactful (not indiscreet)62.386831.715
rigid (not flexible)62.271927.8202
insider (not outsider)62.239331.6113
musical (not off-key)62.245729.624
straight (not queer)62.1127627.688
thick-skinned (not sensitive)62.070726.9226
🧙 (not 👨‍🚀)62.064732.516
creationist (not evolutionist)62.032228.88
forgiving (not vengeful)61.974225.3201
open to new experinces (not uncreative)61.9121530.2209
formal (not intimate)61.964130.031
🐿 (not 🦇)61.982431.315
poetic (not factual)61.948426.833
curious (not apathetic)61.8112228.8191
mild (not manic)61.844029.08
coordinated (not clumsy)61.7110727.6215
👻 (not 🤖)61.764824.315
🚴 (not 🏋️‍♂️)61.7116532.118
on-time (not tardy)61.7109929.635
💃 (not 🧕)61.6100928.126
centrist (not radical)61.638133.120
entitled (not grateful)61.571330.217
unannoying (not annoying)61.559828.015
green thumb (not plant-neglecter)61.557033.315
💝 (not 💔)61.469432.817
charming (not awkward)61.399327.2226
nurturing (not poisonous)61.395524.493
secretive (not open-book)61.2104229.320
charming (not trusting)61.172725.6202
loveable (not punchable)61.199935.825
interrupting (not attentive)61.164427.114
stubborn (not accommodating)61.1127534.635
spiritual (not skeptical)60.931430.6206
Coke (not Pepsi)60.939334.326
indie (not pop)60.998528.717
goofy (not unfrivolous)60.957929.314
focused (not absentminded)60.9131125.914
ugly (not beautiful)60.822526.374
competitive (not cooperative)60.7100930.8219
repulsive (not attractive)60.730324.1205
go-getter (not slugabed)60.7156928.321
reasonable (not deranged)60.690129.922
🤣 (not 😊)60.647929.817
📈 (not 📉)60.5102833.328
concise (not long-winded)60.562233.113
careful (not brave)60.439325.2212
deep (not shallow)60.3102529.348
joyful (not miserable)60.253624.819
sexist (not feminist)60.243531.417
clean (not perverted)60.1114233.125
equitable (not hypocritical)60.080328.2113
biased (not impartial)59.8118927.2216
f***-the-police (not tattle-tale)59.7105726.625
scholarly (not crafty)59.654328.8215
cannibal (not vegan)59.669731.729
reasoned (not instinctual)59.553929.9208
edgy (not politically correct)59.590226.6194
genuine (not sarcastic)59.482228.3214
divine (not earthly)59.437825.99
vain (not demure)59.277927.5205
human (not animalistic)59.2131229.0173
English (not German)59.2160531.531
antagonist (not protagonist)59.236631.020
oxymoron (not tautology)59.265031.515
expressive (not monotone)59.2104129.435
popular (not rejected)59.279131.214
direct (not roundabout)59.1123129.7217
thinker (not feeler)59.167231.18
theist (not atheist)59.050026.966
sunny (not gloomy)58.969028.729
lover (not fighter)58.975628.824
natural (not mechanical)58.986824.19
whimsical (not rational)58.862930.4231
efficient (not overprepared)58.8122126.531
works hard (not plays hard)58.6118427.5205
wired (not tired)58.6100829.711
💀 (not 🎃)58.581729.921
stingy (not generous)58.556822.328
reliable (not experimental)58.289127.525
naughty (not nice)58.285131.28
workaholic (not slacker)58.1146028.293
arrogant (not humble)58.094926.5191
scheduled (not spontaneous)58.0100132.6196
mysterious (not unambiguous)58.071731.1218
penny-pincher (not overspender)58.088624.824
stinky (not fresh)58.044629.226
factual (not exaggerating)58.080830.725
intuitive (not analytical)58.083927.813
statist (not anarchist)57.981430.526
racist (not egalitarian)57.924227.518
deep (not epic)57.964527.516
sweet (not bitter)57.885525.2217
overthinker (not underthinker)57.8138629.211
👽 (not 🤡)57.785229.316
kinky (not vanilla)57.681228.5208
😇 (not 😈)57.689125.916
🛌 (not 🧗)57.649331.519
boundary breaking (not stereotypical)57.699633.616
cryptic (not straightforward)57.433932.5223
slothful (not active)57.419326.9181
fantastical (not realistic)57.467034.814
heroic (not villainous)57.1138623.5208
🐷 (not 🐮)57.143431.437
resistant (not resigned)57.0148928.1215
decorative (not utilitarian)57.051130.584
goof-off (not studious)57.055829.720
bored (not interested)57.026230.512
profound (not ironic)57.071528.024
eager (not reluctant)57.0119323.911
comedic (not dramatic)56.947823.817
questioning (not believing)56.9114735.68
deviant (not average)56.8110127.4135
repetitive (not varied)56.697830.794
presidential (not folksy)56.695530.039
common sense (not analysis)56.654439.19
irreverent (not sincere)56.647727.711
methodical (not astonishing)56.5106329.2176
stoic (not hypochondriac)56.5103229.114
lion (not zebra)56.5108534.18
no-nonsense (not dramatic)56.476831.8108
one-faced (not two-faced)56.3123530.634
guarded (not open)56.2143528.2198
spelunker (not claustrophobic)56.2108227.226
complicated (not simple)56.1129332.2208
🐩 (not 🐒)56.192535.015
stable (not moody)56.047928.9219
oblivious (not alert)56.051429.026
non-gamer (not gamer)56.0113136.119
🌟 (not 💩)55.9146631.530
still (not twitchy)55.959529.040
head@clouds (not down2earth)55.878132.5195
prudish (not flirtatious)55.873929.124
love shy (not cassanova)55.785924.48
clinical (not heartfelt)55.666330.514
childlike (not parental)55.586123.415
gluttonous (not moderate)55.568530.215
complimentary (not insulting)55.499425.076
feisty (not gracious)55.3131527.5226
selfish (not altruistic)55.276527.1203
coarse (not delicate)55.1116229.914
😏 (not 😬)55.0103830.323
chosen one (not everyman)55.0101130.813
unemotional (not emotional)55.042222.522
cynical (not gullible)54.9123230.418
comfortable (not awkward)54.9103736.911
tight (not loose)54.8127929.524
charmer (not buffoon)54.8138225.59
warm (not quarrelsome)54.781925.6213
objective (not subjective)54.773529.481
crazy (not sane)54.793429.518
monastic (not hedonist)54.764429.822
extrovert (not introvert)54.6107430.3228
angelic (not demonic)54.5110725.1187
🥴 (not 🥳)54.5105233.416
quiet (not loud)54.486829.7244
realistic (not ambitious)54.462830.719
honorable (not cunning)54.3113927.8219
linear (not circular)54.386836.719
😜 (not 🤐)54.287926.926
goal-oriented (not experience-oriented)54.2110534.710
glamorous (not spartan)54.277329.98
imaginative (not practical)54.164932.1219
wholesome (not salacious)54.1111232.621
🥰 (not 🙃)54.198930.530
paranoid (not naive)54.1120927.311
harsh (not gentle)54.196626.710
minds-own-business (not snoops)54.140026.112
🙋‍♂️ (not 🙅‍♂️)54.0108530.613
proactive (not reactive)54.069027.917
dystopian (not utopian)54.093137.19
traditional (not unorthodox)53.980134.875
geriatric (not vibrant)53.947332.021
pacifist (not ferocious)53.871029.4198
sensible (not ludicrous)53.8117328.4232
disarming (not creepy)53.8144426.4100
strict (not lenient)53.7104827.2210
water (not fire)53.770931.918
prying (not unmeddlesome)53.7151327.29
hard (not soft)53.4107826.969
🤺 (not 🏌)53.4151732.819
sweet (not savory)53.478626.313
spicy (not mild)53.3125728.5215
specialist (not generalist)53.3125830.878
grounded (not fantasy-prone)53.398635.217
creative (not conventional)53.1105432.1204
suspicious (not awkward)53.1128026.7224
minimalist (not pack rat)53.1105130.815
precise (not vague)53.0138130.6138
🐘 (not 🐀)53.092334.519
serene (not pensive)53.022531.226
bad boy (not white knight)53.078424.721
patient (not impatient)52.969131.489
Swedish (not Italian)52.986729.819
idealist (not realist)52.890132.291
machiavellian (not transparent)52.793130.615
seemly (not inappropriate)52.7121030.812
rebellious (not obedient)52.4127330.1226
generic (not insightful)52.449136.68
private (not gregarious)52.3129030.6228
supportive (not catty)52.3126928.68
pure (not debased)52.2107426.5190
hard (not soft)52.2111926.7192
👟 (not 🥾)52.2100432.818
pointed (not random)52.2154430.817
chatty (not reserved)52.199929.9239
🤑 (not 🤠)52.174034.718
summer (not winter)52.1101434.215
original (not cliché)52.1112828.212
moderate (not extreme)52.071130.9193
warm (not cold)52.0111726.9208
stick-in-the-mud (not adventurous)52.076628.0215
bad-cook (not good-cook)52.0101035.121
suspicious (not trusting)51.9113028.6183
inspiring (not cringeworthy)51.9123028.180
air (not earth)51.957833.827
basic (not hipster)51.8124533.5209
playful (not serious)51.682829.0209
bold (not serious)51.6112230.3198
accepting (not judgemental)51.695130.3135
theoretical (not empirical)51.569130.8206
innovative (not routine)51.4112429.316
empath (not psychopath)51.3131527.416
jovial (not noble)51.372025.916
autistic (not neurotypical)51.240228.6211
moist (not dry)51.2100830.133
focused on the present (not focused on the future)51.1111828.9204
gatherer (not hunter)51.192233.027
things-person (not people-person)51.193419.510
mellow (not energetic)51.190722.020
street-smart (not sheltered)51.0131930.0189
cheery (not grumpy)51.089331.423
easy (not uptight)51.074428.38
well behaved (not mischievous)50.187328.8208
tame (not wild)50.980429.3196
eastern (not western)50.939034.427
avant-garde (not classical)50.288532.786
Roman (not Greek)50.2117937.022
perfect (not flawed)50.849024.817
lighthearted (not intense)50.764530.432
'left-brained' (not 'right-brained')50.6108130.9148
expressive (not stoic)50.5126030.3210
sober (not indulgent)50.596529.0207
close-minded (not open-minded)50.577931.6260

The lowest rating for any description in the table is 50.0 despite a 1 to 100 scale being used. This is because descriptions that had values lower than the midpoint were reversed. For example, a score of 1/100 for "hot (not cold)" is equivalent to a score of 100/100 for "cold (not hot)". This was done so that all the traits that are most distinctive for a character are at the top of the table.

Similar characters

The similarity between two characters can be calculated by taking the correlation between the lists of their traits. This produces a value from +1 to -1. With +1 implying that every trait one character is high on the other one is high on too, to an equal degree. And, -1 implying that if a character is high on specific trait, the other one is low on it. The 10 most and least similar characters to Bert Cooper based on their crowd-sourced profiles are listed below with the correlation in parenthesis.

Most similar Least similar
  1. Albus Dumbledore (0.601)
  2. Richard Gilmore (0.596)
  3. John Hammond (0.591)
  4. Violet Crawley, Dowager Countess of Grantham (0.591)
  5. Olenna Tyrell (0.584)
  6. David Rossi (0.583)
  7. Vito Corleone (0.568)
  8. Yoda (0.557)
  9. Josiah Bartlet (0.555)
  10. Dr. Strange (0.551)
  1. Theon Greyjoy (-0.403)
  2. Lincoln 'L.J.' Burrows, Jr. (-0.378)
  3. James Hurley (-0.371)
  4. A.J. Soprano (-0.369)
  5. Kevin Rayburn (-0.356)
  6. Adam Groff (-0.336)
  7. Morty Smith (-0.333)
  8. Ziggy Sobotka (-0.32)
  9. Wyatt Langmore (-0.318)
  10. Nux (-0.317)

Personality types

Users who took the quiz were asked to self-identify their Myers-Briggs and Enneagram types. We can look at the average match scores of these different groups of users with Bert Cooper to see what personality types people who describe themselves in ways similar to the way Bert Cooper is described identify as.

Myers-Briggs Self-type Average match score with character Number of users


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