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Hermes Conrad Descriptive Personality Statistics

Hermes Conrad is a character from Futurama.

This page summarizes crowd sourced ratings of their personality collected from users of the Statistical "Which Character" Personality Quiz. This website has recruited more than 3 million volunteers to rate characters on descriptive adjectives and other properties, which can be aggregated to create profiles that users can be matched to as part of a personality test. For more information about how the ratings were collected and how they are used, see the documentation.

Aggregated ratings for 400 descriptions

The table shows the average rating the character received for each descriptive item on a 1 to 100 scale and what that character's rank for the description is among all 1,750 characters in the database. It also shows the standard deviation of the ratings and how many different individuals submitted a rating for that description.

ItemAverage ratingRankRating standard deviationNumber of raters
intellectual (not physical)90.46610.622
penny-pincher (not overspender)89.5212.526
thick (not thin)89.32010.826
statist (not anarchist)87.9520.719
human (not animalistic)87.96712.917
bookish (not sporty)87.020823.020
nerd (not jock)86.618814.517
🧠 (not 💪)86.217420.329
cautious (not impulsive)84.74113.115
civilized (not barbaric)84.720416.826
high-tech (not low-tech)84.211521.824
knowledgeable (not ignorant)83.628917.416
scheduled (not spontaneous)83.519125.127
precise (not vague)83.313120.224
reasoned (not instinctual)82.62418.229
pacifist (not ferocious)82.44421.522
self-disciplined (not disorganized)82.142823.027
technophile (not luddite)82.17912.314
resourceful (not helpless)81.749025.817
formal (not intimate)81.79418.319
lover (not fighter)81.710018.627
average (not deviant)81.61324.528
valedictorian (not drop out)81.634525.627
🤔 (not 🤫)81.42113.927
utilitarian (not decorative)81.37716.016
proper (not scandalous)81.310516.822
high IQ (not low IQ)81.255715.617
factual (not exaggerating)81.210822.825
orderly (not chaotic)81.016727.234
analysis (not common sense)81.010719.633
logical (not emotional)80.79624.326
careful (not brave)79.84514.723
scholarly (not crafty)79.18725.517
tame (not wild)79.07622.831
earth (not air)78.712520.528
realist (not idealist)78.213024.417
on-time (not tardy)78.147724.833
flower child (not goth)78.031323.530
white knight (not bad boy)77.927818.035
serious (not bold)77.97821.521
realistic (not fantastical)77.819726.727
methodical (not astonishing)77.516720.533
practical (not imaginative)77.428424.236
scientific (not artistic)77.326929.325
indie (not pop)77.122418.934
devoted (not unfaithful)76.881722.340
no-nonsense (not dramatic)76.714921.419
perceptive (not unobservant)76.771821.830
nurturing (not poisonous)76.537622.416
not genocidal (not genocidal)76.052026.934
hoarder (not unprepared)75.813121.916
sensible (not ludicrous)75.630422.423
wooden (not plastic)75.327824.433
short (not tall)75.217116.523
pointed (not random)75.258326.424
chortling (not giggling)75.021222.229
studious (not goof-off)74.363123.631
gendered (not androgynous)74.387831.114
realistic (not ambitious)74.18225.419
OCD (not ADHD)74.036826.832
thrifty (not extravagant)74.016222.522
serious (not playful)73.849026.125
gatherer (not hunter)73.825018.223
builder (not explorer)73.714521.118
frugal (not lavish)73.223427.319
French (not Russian)73.219822.033
unlucky (not fortunate)73.122512.117
mundane (not extraordinary)73.17927.724
deliberate (not spontaneous)73.150025.418
rhythmic (not stuttering)73.054928.737
one-faced (not two-faced)73.054122.217
good-humored (not angry)72.940020.213
loyal (not traitorous)72.990322.220
everyman (not chosen one)72.812728.132
trusting (not charming)72.79221.416
coordinated (not clumsy)72.765230.922
obedient (not rebellious)72.619721.322
🐴 (not 🦄)72.631726.837
rational (not whimsical)72.539923.820
neat (not messy)72.555132.026
go-getter (not slugabed)72.484013.114
boy/girl-next-door (not celebrity)72.449622.640
overachiever (not underachiever)72.378833.830
😇 (not 😈)72.336625.529
sane (not crazy)72.224922.719
🐿 (not 🦇)72.235926.628
traditional (not unorthodox)72.123931.020
urban (not rural)72.155825.521
devout (not heathen)72.024521.320
egalitarian (not racist)72.0100226.527
pro (not noob)71.976731.917
paranoid (not naive)71.931024.531
mathematical (not literary)71.815926.721
permanent (not transient)71.821926.617
work-first (not family-first)71.839326.729
wise (not foolish)71.739221.042
moderate (not extreme)71.513328.032
beta (not alpha)71.524829.424
👩‍🔬 (not 👩‍🎤)71.530431.221
businesslike (not chivalrous)71.334127.634
libertarian (not socialist)71.213328.918
frank (not sugarcoated)71.268927.740
soulful (not soulless)70.981122.514
works hard (not plays hard)70.962826.418
introspective (not not introspective)70.841515.921
genius (not dunce)70.861721.125
stick-in-the-mud (not adventurous)70.823421.321
🎨 (not 🏀)70.562629.734
subdued (not exuberant)70.313725.424
😬 (not 😏)70.118616.317
hard-work (not natural-talent)70.043226.823
water (not fire)69.923928.227
legit (not scrub)69.876525.527
mild (not spicy)69.521331.322
philosophical (not real)69.510123.728
well behaved (not mischievous)69.430723.930
rigid (not flexible)69.341231.519
sheriff (not outlaw)69.040828.922
consistent (not variable)69.042532.321
reasonable (not deranged)68.952130.322
fixable (not unfixable)68.838423.019
centrist (not radical)68.810629.544
down2earth (not head@clouds)68.743333.121
mature (not juvenile)68.753626.528
corporate (not freelance)68.730828.021
prideful (not envious)68.771023.243
often crying (not never cries)68.729527.742
🐐 (not 🦒)68.532827.119
submissive (not dominant)68.425221.520
kind (not cruel)68.485914.118
specialist (not generalist)68.438027.929
triggered (not trolling)68.345326.528
cultured (not rustic)68.351825.142
metrosexual (not macho)68.247524.927
passive (not assertive)67.915625.123
politically correct (not edgy)67.929127.032
🎃 (not 💀)67.930427.528
'left-brained' (not 'right-brained')67.72730.812
resolute (not wavering)67.664825.826
cooperative (not competitive)67.527430.126
🎩 (not 🧢)67.554231.128
cheesy (not chic)67.543023.850
awkward (not charming)67.425822.024
slothful (not active)67.38426.622
cringeworthy (not inspiring)67.231419.718
stable (not moody)67.117530.016
driven (not unambitious)66.9126032.116
tiresome (not interesting)66.910928.811
believable (not poorly-written)66.9112224.522
thinker (not doer)66.918130.747
refined (not rugged)66.858227.730
skeptical (not spiritual)66.880927.723
self-assured (not self-conscious)66.772431.224
opinionated (not jealous)66.583734.537
smooth (not rough)66.338629.233
🐒 (not 🐩)66.233823.932
eloquent (not unpolished)66.170725.221
objective (not subjective)66.118332.014
angelic (not demonic)66.060824.123
chill (not offended)66.026727.132
musical (not off-key)66.028730.232
unambiguous (not mysterious)65.847034.524
atheist (not theist)65.856632.217
strict (not lenient)65.658330.527
respectful (not rude)65.666626.022
dorky (not cool)65.442331.717
resigned (not resistant)65.44128.619
enlightened (not lost)65.336118.324
vintage (not trendy)65.282629.525
repetitive (not varied)64.845330.619
linear (not circular)64.826831.421
clean (not perverted)64.881428.625
monotone (not expressive)64.726630.146
gamer (not non-gamer)64.630935.121
modest (not flamboyant)64.559525.125
democratic (not authoritarian)64.553331.822
classical (not avant-garde)64.553726.212
political (not nonpolitical)64.355529.623
awkward (not suspicious)64.230026.023
cynical (not gullible)64.274429.236
🚴 (not 🏋️‍♂️)64.188332.533
blissful (not haunted)64.024222.527
competent (not incompetent)63.9114929.217
patient (not impatient)63.932829.126
forgiving (not vengeful)63.856129.226
concrete (not abstract)63.855634.826
sarcastic (not genuine)63.751328.420
direct (not roundabout)63.588026.625
hypochondriac (not stoic)63.527430.532
washed (not muddy)63.574430.042
quiet (not loud)63.449631.322
🛌 (not 🧗)63.428430.950
workaholic (not slacker)63.3111931.215
independent (not codependent)63.281824.620
summer (not winter)63.257031.946
opinionated (not neutral)63.0127930.137
prudish (not flirtatious)63.039724.433
highbrow (not lowbrow)62.870028.914
city-slicker (not country-bumpkin)62.692929.422
🌟 (not 💩)62.6106328.135
soft (not hard)62.550430.022
glad (not mad)62.541125.520
honorable (not cunning)62.471935.225
🐘 (not 🐀)62.446131.021
reliable (not experimental)62.363734.925
bored (not interested)62.313831.924
tasteful (not lewd)62.281330.517
tactful (not indiscreet)62.274328.320
🤖 (not 👻)62.141933.218
sober (not indulgent)62.043930.125
impartial (not biased)62.09231.014
pessimistic (not optimistic)61.953525.727
📈 (not 📉)61.978436.519
factual (not poetic)61.964135.431
rap (not rock)61.910828.140
preppy (not punk rock)61.876926.721
soft (not hard)61.753529.815
deep (not epic)61.734724.228
empath (not psychopath)61.785224.624
straight (not queer)61.6114029.516
sturdy (not flimsy)61.592133.326
🤠 (not 🤑)61.477334.330
private (not gregarious)61.380829.821
Greek (not Roman)61.220126.821
masculine (not feminine)61.086023.228
equitable (not hypocritical)61.063925.020
master (not apprentice)60.991228.320
transparent (not machiavellian)60.953329.938
pretentious (not unassuming)60.869831.416
sage (not whippersnapper)60.844632.319
simple (not complicated)60.724730.417
good-cook (not bad-cook)60.745429.122
English (not German)60.6132130.524
heroic (not villainous)60.5108325.219
ugly (not beautiful)60.520325.130
multicolored (not monochrome)60.553930.516
existentialist (not nihilist)60.473226.717
humble (not arrogant)60.351828.820
repulsive (not attractive)60.327312.212
poor (not rich)60.346121.218
western (not eastern)60.383029.519
attentive (not interrupting)60.362830.428
old (not young)60.250624.518
protagonist (not antagonist)60.2107024.334
theoretical (not empirical)60.117834.417
sleepy (not frenzied)60.17230.027
reclusive (not social)59.753123.527
stinky (not fresh)59.732630.026
comedic (not dramatic)59.733627.027
first-mate (not captain)59.566730.917
disarming (not creepy)59.5105925.028
stingy (not generous)59.547230.131
slovenly (not stylish)59.339633.222
straightforward (not cryptic)59.298931.019
official (not backdoor)59.253433.724
pronatalist (not child free)59.136826.320
wholesome (not salacious)59.180028.818
tailor (not blacksmith)59.087731.725
alert (not oblivious)58.996028.024
worldly (not innocent)58.8105021.726
oppressed (not privileged)58.739731.528
romantic (not dispassionate)58.6104428.218
demure (not vain)58.559623.314
self-improving (not self-destructive)58.554128.438
predictable (not quirky)58.453232.054
individualist (not communal)58.383834.917
conservative (not liberal)58.341827.319
pensive (not serene)58.3119331.432
profound (not ironic)58.353831.520
suspicious (not trusting)58.079127.529
manicured (not scruffy)58.098531.722
🙃 (not 🥰)58.059531.940
freak (not normie)58.075627.922
picky (not always down)58.077029.945
feminist (not sexist)57.9102735.215
treasure (not trash)57.9127227.324
👨‍🚀 (not 🧙)57.957736.825
lighthearted (not intense)57.938325.930
relaxed (not tense)57.825436.916
pure (not debased)57.774826.522
gracious (not feisty)57.732025.224
unemotional (not emotional)57.631629.140
weird (not normal)57.587628.722
street-smart (not sheltered)57.595228.126
geriatric (not vibrant)57.529425.233
timid (not cocky)57.530129.540
meek (not bossy)57.438232.925
judgemental (not accepting)57.473931.124
weakass (not badass)57.331725.427
flourishing (not traumatized)57.135629.724
apathetic (not curious)56.924428.622
secretive (not open-book)56.997526.635
dry (not moist)56.963332.123
reassuring (not fearmongering)56.985333.049
chaste (not lustful)56.752827.917
persistent (not quitter)56.7159432.928
🥴 (not 🥳)56.776928.127
tautology (not oxymoron)56.725126.126
insider (not outsider)56.653932.614
stoic (not expressive)56.556025.823
folksy (not presidential)56.562325.420
sorrowful (not cheery)56.389525.334
🤡 (not 👽)56.352828.933
💝 (not 💔)56.275031.835
high standards (not desperate)56.294733.141
puny (not mighty)56.036127.914
fast (not slow)56.0114628.621
compersive (not jealous)56.067330.520
pack rat (not minimalist)56.057031.226
altruistic (not selfish)55.987126.024
charismatic (not uninspiring)55.9130730.519
humorless (not funny)55.853427.421
distant (not touchy-feely)55.882632.643
kinky (not vanilla)55.773932.323
💃 (not 🧕)55.7102437.827
creative (not conventional)55.681734.218
disreputable (not prestigious)55.647629.818
tattle-tale (not f***-the-police)55.652933.638
tight (not loose)55.4104829.426
guarded (not open)55.3121626.122
healthy (not sickly)55.3121032.219
bashful (not exhibitionist)55.342833.432
Pepsi (not Coke)55.345334.921
sad (not happy)55.296924.618
🤐 (not 😜)55.276433.525
vegan (not cannibal)55.180132.725
slow-talking (not fast-talking)55.045523.829
patriotic (not unpatriotic)54.9116532.418
jaded (not innocent)54.9107425.754
cosmopolitan (not provincial)54.879330.015
regular (not zany)54.857929.428
chatty (not reserved)54.779328.916
armoured (not vulnerable)54.699331.422
spelunker (not claustrophobic)54.598430.320
orange (not purple)54.471629.023
hurried (not leisurely)54.492430.919
giving (not receiving)54.2100730.337
hipster (not basic)54.153529.628
modern (not historical)54.090834.024
deep (not shallow)54.0108328.813
low self esteem (not narcissistic)54.055828.935
proactive (not reactive)54.057534.941
proletariat (not bourgeoisie)53.981633.220
insulting (not complimentary)53.671029.121
close-minded (not open-minded)53.258131.222
cat person (not dog person)53.276533.238
twitchy (not still)53.1101931.327
morning lark (not night owl)53.059830.024
sheeple (not conspiracist)53.039333.814
👟 (not 🥾)53.083537.431
uncreative (not open to new experinces)52.939533.216
joyful (not miserable)52.962520.821
🧐 (not 😎)52.972832.428
forward-thinking (not stuck-in-the-past)52.991530.225
mainstream (not arcane)52.863228.320
gloomy (not sunny)52.892329.625
🥶 (not 🥵)52.863530.233
money-focused (not love-focused)52.852831.942
confidential (not gossiping)52.7114330.423
aloof (not obsessed)52.635434.919
remote (not involved)52.531128.917
introvert (not extrovert)52.469327.019
ranged (not melee)52.4100230.214
focused on the future (not focused on the present)52.369625.027
ivory-tower (not blue-collar)52.378134.523
bold (not shy)52.2146822.813
warm (not quarrelsome)52.275522.727
contrarian (not yes-man)52.2108032.237
hedonist (not monastic)52.195928.615
punchable (not loveable)52.157629.928
lazy (not diligent)52.021630.920
important (not irrelevant)52.0146123.428
🏌 (not 🤺)52.036634.135
overprepared (not efficient)52.034131.430
neurotypical (not autistic)51.9141533.419
pain-avoidant (not masochistic)51.981233.724
Italian (not Swedish)51.889121.620
depressed (not bright)51.678724.529
calm (not anxious)51.565930.427
sweet (not bitter)51.586721.817
😭 (not 😀)51.484233.932
literal (not metaphorical)51.3116630.218
cold (not warm)51.376329.916
queen (not princess)51.3108735.442
long-winded (not concise)51.378231.446
insecure (not confident)51.249930.027
domestic (not industrial)51.280932.124
unchallenging (not demanding)51.234533.726
🙅‍♂️ (not 🙋‍♂️)51.170437.731
shy (not playful)50.147121.021
😊 (not 🤣)50.1110531.727
emancipated (not enslaved)50.8129429.418
🐷 (not 🐮)50.260530.833
unmotivated (not motivated)50.216334.362
👨‍🔧 (not 👨‍⚕️)50.383934.431
asexual (not sexual)50.351833.429
decisive (not hesitant)50.6125929.723
sensitive (not thick-skinned)50.579226.515
grateful (not entitled)50.586327.424
accommodating (not stubborn)50.541930.033

The lowest rating for any description in the table is 50.0 despite a 1 to 100 scale being used. This is because descriptions that had values lower than the midpoint were reversed. For example, a score of 1/100 for "hot (not cold)" is equivalent to a score of 100/100 for "cold (not hot)". This was done so that all the traits that are most distinctive for a character are at the top of the table.

Similar characters

The similarity between two characters can be calculated by taking the correlation between the lists of their traits. This produces a value from +1 to -1. With +1 implying that every trait one character is high on the other one is high on too, to an equal degree. And, -1 implying that if a character is high on specific trait, the other one is low on it. The 10 most and least similar characters to Hermes Conrad based on their crowd-sourced profiles are listed below with the correlation in parenthesis.

Most similar Least similar
  1. Dr. Chan Kaifang (0.723)
  2. David Phillips (0.722)
  3. David Rosen (0.715)
  4. Egon Spengler (0.713)
  5. Ben Wyatt (0.713)
  6. Filius Flitwick (0.708)
  7. Artie Abrams (0.7)
  8. Timothy McGee (0.698)
  9. Pope (0.687)
  10. Calvin's dad (0.679)
  1. Cheryl Tunt (-0.567)
  2. Bobby Briggs (-0.56)
  3. George Oscar 'Gob' Bluth (-0.545)
  4. Ziggy Sobotka (-0.538)
  5. Lindsay Bluth Funke (-0.536)
  6. Myrtle Wilson (-0.53)
  7. Lydia Bennet (-0.527)
  8. Tracy Jordan (-0.526)
  9. Michael Kelso (-0.516)
  10. Bart Simpson (-0.506)

Personality types

Personality types according to various systems can be derived from the character's traits. Profiles for a personality type were computed by averaging together all responses from people who took the test and reported a given personality type and then this composite was matched to each of those profiles as if it was its own character (as was done above). Listed closest to worst match.



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