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Hermes Conrad Descriptive Personality Statistics

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Hermes Conrad is a character from Futurama.

This page summarizes crowd sourced ratings of their personality collected from users of the Statistical "Which Character" Personality Quiz. This website has recruited more than 3 million volunteers to rate characters on descriptive adjectives and other properties, which can be aggregated to create profiles that users can be matched to as part of a personality test. For more information about how the ratings were collected and how they are used, see the documentation.

Aggregated ratings for 400 descriptions

The table shows the average rating the character received for each descriptive item on a 1 to 100 scale and what that character's rank for the description is among all 2,000 characters in the database. It also shows the standard deviation of the ratings and how many different individuals submitted a rating for that description.

ItemAverage ratingRankRating standard deviationNumber of raters
intellectual (not physical)90.28010.324
human (not animalistic)89.92812.322
thick (not thin)88.03011.528
penny-pincher (not overspender)88.0614.227
nerd (not jock)87.418414.418
🧠 (not 💪)86.121320.030
statist (not anarchist)86.01122.020
cautious (not impulsive)85.34113.818
high-tech (not low-tech)84.813221.625
civilized (not barbaric)84.026516.927
self-disciplined (not disorganized)83.941221.734
precise (not vague)83.314720.224
bookish (not sporty)82.737427.324
reasoned (not instinctual)82.63318.229
knowledgeable (not ignorant)82.536819.119
scheduled (not spontaneous)82.424024.530
utilitarian (not decorative)82.46819.025
valedictorian (not drop out)82.337125.428
factual (not exaggerating)81.911422.227
formal (not intimate)81.711118.319
proper (not scandalous)81.612716.523
🤔 (not 🤫)81.22313.728
high IQ (not low IQ)80.964615.022
orderly (not chaotic)80.819826.042
lover (not fighter)80.813118.331
logical (not emotional)80.712024.326
resourceful (not helpless)80.662526.020
side character (not main character)80.023814.323
technophile (not luddite)79.711922.019
serious (not bold)79.76220.626
average (not deviant)79.62226.429
careful (not brave)79.64914.424
on-time (not tardy)79.149923.737
pacifist (not ferocious)78.710322.331
realist (not idealist)78.712826.628
flower child (not goth)78.733523.531
earth (not air)78.514221.832
scholarly (not crafty)77.711324.919
indie (not pop)77.624118.836
tame (not wild)77.612125.337
egalitarian (not racist)77.686724.638
analysis (not common sense)77.620724.236
no-nonsense (not dramatic)77.415220.621
white knight (not bad boy)77.433818.036
scientific (not artistic)77.331329.325
builder (not explorer)76.88120.722
pro (not noob)76.768129.025
not genocidal (not genocidal)76.759426.835
perceptive (not unobservant)76.781821.830
realistic (not fantastical)76.627027.630
devoted (not unfaithful)76.397021.643
practical (not imaginative)76.137925.939
devout (not heathen)75.615421.025
realistic (not ambitious)75.67524.821
methodical (not astonishing)75.326723.934
chortling (not giggling)75.223421.930
serious (not playful)75.053125.627
wooden (not plastic)75.032223.835
trusting (not charming)74.87120.619
go-getter (not slugabed)74.883015.417
studious (not goof-off)74.769823.033
works hard (not plays hard)74.657725.622
OCD (not ADHD)74.638826.434
hoarder (not unprepared)74.319823.224
boy/girl-next-door (not celebrity)74.051222.643
sane (not crazy)73.924821.125
urban (not rural)73.853524.730
🐿 (not 🦇)73.835325.732
gatherer (not hunter)73.828318.223
rhythmic (not stuttering)73.761327.740
mathematical (not literary)73.615626.323
everyman (not chosen one)73.613927.634
sensible (not ludicrous)73.541323.135
pointed (not random)73.473227.927
rational (not whimsical)73.443222.922
traditional (not unorthodox)73.324029.822
stick-in-the-mud (not adventurous)73.321219.627
moderate (not extreme)73.212527.336
overachiever (not underachiever)73.285333.631
thrifty (not extravagant)73.021922.523
frugal (not lavish)72.827525.524
mundane (not extraordinary)72.89428.027
👩‍🔬 (not 👩‍🎤)72.831530.423
objective (not subjective)72.77531.322
obedient (not rebellious)72.622421.322
competent (not incompetent)72.698027.229
French (not Russian)72.624523.235
good-humored (not angry)72.547223.417
soulful (not soulless)72.587022.515
neat (not messy)72.461831.427
skeptical (not spiritual)72.366526.931
reasonable (not deranged)72.246029.426
paranoid (not naive)72.236023.534
🐴 (not 🦄)72.138527.041
well behaved (not mischievous)72.130124.333
genius (not dunce)72.064820.727
short (not tall)71.926019.379
frank (not sugarcoated)71.877927.242
coordinated (not clumsy)71.378530.923
nurturing (not poisonous)71.262125.918
😇 (not 😈)71.246525.831
libertarian (not socialist)71.212831.522
kind (not cruel)71.190315.022
unlucky (not fortunate)71.031914.618
deliberate (not spontaneous)70.964428.821
businesslike (not chivalrous)70.839027.335
consistent (not variable)70.543531.323
driven (not unambitious)70.2130931.718
gendered (not androgynous)70.2118931.018
down2earth (not head@clouds)70.144733.022
🐐 (not 🦒)70.131227.320
wise (not foolish)69.950821.746
repetitive (not varied)69.829230.123
hard-work (not natural-talent)69.849725.726
prideful (not envious)69.873322.946
😬 (not 😏)69.721815.918
🎩 (not 🧢)69.657028.834
beta (not alpha)69.632231.027
mature (not juvenile)69.657926.529
🎨 (not 🏀)69.574229.636
sheriff (not outlaw)69.347027.724
fixable (not unfixable)69.142322.420
stable (not moody)69.017030.117
introspective (not not introspective)69.057917.527
often crying (not never cries)68.832427.443
workaholic (not slacker)68.7111428.624
metrosexual (not macho)68.552724.528
specialist (not generalist)68.444327.929
cultured (not rustic)68.457624.843
philosophical (not real)68.312824.231
🎃 (not 💀)68.333227.129
subdued (not exuberant)68.220626.925
cooperative (not competitive)68.130129.727
respectful (not rude)67.870625.425
work-first (not family-first)67.853828.333
legit (not scrub)67.896527.230
slothful (not active)67.78926.123
loyal (not traitorous)67.6122926.924
eloquent (not unpolished)67.574824.526
water (not fire)67.535230.528
angelic (not demonic)67.464123.326
politically correct (not edgy)67.434226.833
refined (not rugged)67.363528.334
opinionated (not jealous)67.393634.438
vintage (not trendy)67.287928.528
cheesy (not chic)67.149524.252
believable (not poorly-written)67.0127523.425
dorky (not cool)66.943131.518
chill (not offended)66.929226.535
thinker (not doer)66.921430.747
strict (not lenient)66.860430.628
cringeworthy (not inspiring)66.835923.226
triggered (not trolling)66.762827.429
🐒 (not 🐩)66.637623.733
enlightened (not lost)66.435819.629
concrete (not abstract)66.353933.830
awkward (not charming)66.231122.230
permanent (not transient)66.246131.020
gamer (not non-gamer)66.232635.122
centrist (not radical)66.219530.448
submissive (not dominant)66.133121.523
cynical (not gullible)66.176628.939
resolute (not wavering)66.084226.128
one-faced (not two-faced)66.090129.221
musical (not off-key)65.933029.634
smooth (not rough)65.846329.440
corporate (not freelance)65.841028.723
modest (not flamboyant)65.665924.627
political (not nonpolitical)65.558728.930
factual (not poetic)65.460335.035
straightforward (not cryptic)65.481829.727
resigned (not resistant)65.44828.619
forgiving (not vengeful)65.361227.530
rigid (not flexible)65.259334.722
mild (not spicy)65.131633.324
linear (not circular)65.028630.722
alert (not oblivious)64.792826.735
monotone (not expressive)64.631130.348
highbrow (not lowbrow)64.671228.317
opinionated (not neutral)64.4139930.139
direct (not roundabout)64.496027.929
tiresome (not interesting)64.415730.917
passive (not assertive)64.323029.927
summer (not winter)64.363231.748
independent (not codependent)64.189423.925
soft (not hard)63.955828.617
atheist (not theist)63.973734.026
blissful (not haunted)63.828923.830
awkward (not suspicious)63.735126.128
sarcastic (not genuine)63.757128.420
patient (not impatient)63.738128.930
🛌 (not 🧗)63.730430.751
self-assured (not self-conscious)63.592634.328
unambiguous (not mysterious)63.561633.728
🚴 (not 🏋️‍♂️)63.5104532.237
washed (not muddy)63.287929.743
impartial (not biased)63.19431.620
official (not backdoor)63.145433.230
sober (not indulgent)63.049229.926
pessimistic (not optimistic)63.056925.229
straight (not queer)63.0118930.320
📈 (not 📉)62.985235.820
soft (not hard)62.756630.027
old (not young)62.652022.823
simple (not complicated)62.624430.618
city-slicker (not country-bumpkin)62.6104129.422
sturdy (not flimsy)62.5102232.530
🐘 (not 🐀)62.451931.021
Greek (not Roman)62.419826.923
private (not gregarious)62.389029.422
preppy (not punk rock)62.386326.222
tasteful (not lewd)62.294829.921
🌟 (not 💩)62.2123628.237
reliable (not experimental)62.273734.430
prudish (not flirtatious)62.247924.235
puny (not mighty)62.126428.717
clean (not perverted)62.1102029.228
stinky (not fresh)61.934330.028
rap (not rock)61.911828.140
good-cook (not bad-cook)61.750328.823
stingy (not generous)61.747130.433
masculine (not feminine)61.698122.929
hypochondriac (not stoic)61.535830.834
honorable (not cunning)61.485434.427
transparent (not machiavellian)61.358629.739
slovenly (not stylish)61.241132.524
🤖 (not 👻)61.252134.720
wholesome (not salacious)61.186826.224
master (not apprentice)60.9103028.320
sleepy (not frenzied)60.97629.129
comedic (not dramatic)60.836425.930
glad (not mad)60.753924.923
poor (not rich)60.654320.620
deep (not epic)60.646824.531
heroic (not villainous)60.5124924.620
reclusive (not social)60.559322.931
empath (not psychopath)60.5102024.126
👨‍🚀 (not 🧙)60.456435.229
first-mate (not captain)60.374129.419
ugly (not beautiful)60.222624.933
protagonist (not antagonist)60.2122423.837
pronatalist (not child free)60.038627.123
classical (not avant-garde)60.080128.819
multicolored (not monochrome)60.062831.122
treasure (not trash)60.0140727.526
attentive (not interrupting)59.973730.530
demure (not vain)59.863222.416
democratic (not authoritarian)59.780634.324
pure (not debased)59.780325.727
picky (not always down)59.779229.750
predictable (not quirky)59.656732.156
repulsive (not attractive)59.330621.118
🤡 (not 👽)59.348029.536
patriotic (not unpatriotic)59.1113633.828
humble (not arrogant)59.064928.621
tailor (not blacksmith)59.098831.725
geriatric (not vibrant)58.931025.135
worldly (not innocent)58.8118321.726
pensive (not serene)58.8132130.534
disarming (not creepy)58.7124724.929
street-smart (not sheltered)58.6104827.728
English (not German)58.6155832.335
romantic (not dispassionate)58.6119028.218
timid (not cocky)58.632529.941
tactful (not indiscreet)58.4103729.135
profound (not ironic)58.363030.925
unemotional (not emotional)58.332528.544
pretentious (not unassuming)58.288031.819
secretive (not open-book)58.2109325.938
distant (not touchy-feely)58.287732.347
self-improving (not self-destructive)58.164628.239
vegan (not cannibal)58.183132.128
western (not eastern)58.0116230.928
flourishing (not traumatized)58.036329.425
weakass (not badass)58.035325.228
sage (not whippersnapper)57.962434.120
manicured (not scruffy)57.8112630.824
apathetic (not curious)57.726128.223
quiet (not loud)57.773330.732
🤠 (not 🤑)57.7103934.833
bored (not interested)57.722831.829
insider (not outsider)57.657632.917
freak (not normie)57.586927.724
suspicious (not trusting)57.490527.031
theoretical (not empirical)57.432337.121
'left-brained' (not 'right-brained')57.330933.417
persistent (not quitter)57.2182132.331
gracious (not feisty)57.138924.826
reassuring (not fearmongering)57.199032.750
lighthearted (not intense)57.046525.931
equitable (not hypocritical)56.987527.124
oppressed (not privileged)56.952131.231
tattle-tale (not f***-the-police)56.755933.939
Pepsi (not Coke)56.746234.225
high standards (not desperate)56.7104933.044
tautology (not oxymoron)56.728126.126
kinky (not vanilla)56.680831.125
judgemental (not accepting)56.684932.626
dry (not moist)56.673631.525
existentialist (not nihilist)56.5108728.427
guarded (not open)56.4136326.123
sorrowful (not cheery)56.2103924.640
💝 (not 💔)56.288131.835
orange (not purple)56.075927.926
conservative (not liberal)56.053428.420
neurotypical (not autistic)55.9144632.332
🤐 (not 😜)55.986733.026
slow-talking (not fast-talking)55.950023.930
literal (not metaphorical)55.7111533.226
feminist (not sexist)55.7126033.320
💃 (not 🧕)55.7115537.827
bashful (not exhibitionist)55.749332.935
proactive (not reactive)55.756835.043
🥴 (not 🥳)55.695128.228
introvert (not extrovert)55.568127.023
👟 (not 🥾)55.585536.834
individualist (not communal)55.4106634.819
tight (not loose)55.4119529.426
compersive (not jealous)55.381629.628
confidential (not gossiping)55.0125530.526
deep (not shallow)54.9121726.216
giving (not receiving)54.9113730.238
jaded (not innocent)54.9122825.754
stoic (not expressive)54.868227.631
money-focused (not love-focused)54.855131.347
uncreative (not open to new experinces)54.639933.017
overprepared (not efficient)54.629333.134
🧐 (not 😎)54.579033.029
meek (not bossy)54.451432.431
humorless (not funny)54.366928.824
sad (not happy)54.3115225.020
insulting (not complimentary)54.378528.726
grateful (not entitled)54.388528.929
forward-thinking (not stuck-in-the-past)54.398429.627
relaxed (not tense)54.236236.419
altruistic (not selfish)54.2107225.927
cat person (not dog person)54.286632.740
fast (not slow)54.1137327.726
regular (not zany)54.072328.432
low self esteem (not narcissistic)54.064928.935
blue-collar (not ivory-tower)53.995934.427
pack rat (not minimalist)53.969332.327
punchable (not loveable)53.760930.629
sensitive (not thick-skinned)53.681727.418
🙃 (not 🥰)53.680532.046
🥶 (not 🥵)53.569130.936
remote (not involved)53.431529.320
weird (not normal)53.3113630.924
warm (not quarrelsome)53.384322.630
insecure (not confident)53.251430.329
Italian (not Swedish)53.293325.923
pain-avoidant (not masochistic)53.285833.625
armoured (not vulnerable)53.1117629.927
queen (not princess)53.1119435.644
bold (not shy)53.0166522.019
healthy (not sickly)53.0143729.724
hipster (not basic)52.967029.231
close-minded (not open-minded)52.967331.230
mainstream (not arcane)52.870728.320
gloomy (not sunny)52.8107029.625
cosmopolitan (not provincial)52.798831.123
charismatic (not uninspiring)52.7160132.322
reserved (not chatty)52.694630.120
depressed (not bright)52.688624.732
🏌 (not 🤺)52.638533.836
decisive (not hesitant)52.5137131.227
hedonist (not monastic)52.5104328.119
disreputable (not prestigious)52.464130.822
unchallenging (not demanding)52.438133.627
morning lark (not night owl)52.172130.028
🐷 (not 🐮)52.159431.036
miserable (not joyful)52.0115921.825
anxious (not calm)51.9116631.632
bourgeoisie (not proletariat)51.990333.229
historical (not modern)51.982035.127
chaste (not lustful)51.879330.119
bitter (not sweet)51.893722.121
important (not irrelevant)51.8167822.830
claustrophobic (not spelunker)51.762331.323
cold (not warm)51.585829.418
motivated (not unmotivated)51.5180934.264
👨‍⚕️ (not 👨‍🔧)51.3101134.132
twitchy (not still)51.3121530.929
long-winded (not concise)51.389931.446
yes-man (not contrarian)51.267132.140
focused on the future (not focused on the present)51.186426.931
😀 (not 😭)51.197733.534
🙅‍♂️ (not 🙋‍♂️)51.178937.731
hurried (not leisurely)51.0121631.732
folksy (not presidential)51.089127.523
conventional (not creative)50.192934.326
shy (not playful)50.156221.021
ranged (not melee)50.9123730.716
emancipated (not enslaved)50.8148328.322
industrial (not domestic)50.8104032.429
conspiracist (not sheeple)50.3144433.715
accommodating (not stubborn)50.747031.237
lazy (not diligent)50.625030.022
obsessed (not aloof)50.4151233.824
😊 (not 🤣)50.4127231.729
asexual (not sexual)50.461432.930

The lowest rating for any description in the table is 50.0 despite a 1 to 100 scale being used. This is because descriptions that had values lower than the midpoint were reversed. For example, a score of 1/100 for "hot (not cold)" is equivalent to a score of 100/100 for "cold (not hot)". This was done so that all the traits that are most distinctive for a character are at the top of the table.

Similar characters

The similarity between two characters can be calculated by taking the correlation between the lists of their traits. This produces a value from +1 to -1. With +1 implying that every trait one character is high on the other one is high on too, to an equal degree. And, -1 implying that if a character is high on specific trait, the other one is low on it. The 10 most and least similar characters to Hermes Conrad based on their crowd-sourced profiles are listed below with the correlation in parenthesis.

Most similar Least similar
  1. David Rosen (0.732)
  2. David Phillips (0.73)
  3. Dr. Chan Kaifang (0.73)
  4. Ben Wyatt (0.724)
  5. Egon Spengler (0.718)
  6. Filius Flitwick (0.717)
  7. Artie Abrams (0.708)
  8. Timothy McGee (0.706)
  9. Pope (0.698)
  10. Calvin's dad (0.696)
  1. Cheryl Tunt (-0.574)
  2. Bobby Briggs (-0.567)
  3. George Oscar 'Gob' Bluth (-0.556)
  4. Lindsay Bluth Funke (-0.546)
  5. Ziggy Sobotka (-0.546)
  6. Lydia Bennet (-0.531)
  7. Myrtle Wilson (-0.53)
  8. Tracy Jordan (-0.53)
  9. Jenna Maroney (-0.529)
  10. Michael Kelso (-0.524)

Personality types

Users who took the quiz were asked to self-identify their Myers-Briggs and Enneagram types. We can look at the average match scores of these different groups of users with Hermes Conrad to see what personality types people who describe themselves in ways similar to the way Hermes Conrad is described identify as.

Myers-Briggs Self-type Average match score with character Number of users


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