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Vizzini Descriptive Personality Statistics

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Vizzini is a character from The Princess Bride.

This page summarizes crowd sourced ratings of their personality collected from users of the Statistical "Which Character" Personality Quiz. This website has recruited more than 3 million volunteers to rate characters on descriptive adjectives and other properties, which can be aggregated to create profiles that users can be matched to as part of a personality test. For more information about how the ratings were collected and how they are used, see the documentation.

Aggregated ratings for 400 descriptions

The table shows the average rating the character received for each descriptive item on a 1 to 100 scale and what that character's rank for the description is among all 2,000 characters in the database. It also shows the standard deviation of the ratings and how many different individuals submitted a rating for that description.

ItemAverage ratingRankRating standard deviationNumber of raters
short (not tall)95.2910.6105
money-focused (not love-focused)94.9158.161
selfish (not altruistic)94.72613.665
suspicious (not trusting)94.689.656
competitive (not cooperative)94.05011.660
skeptical (not spiritual)93.2910.137
mischievous (not well behaved)92.9509.258
chatty (not reserved)92.65012.667
cocky (not timid)92.66514.648
entitled (not grateful)92.06712.945
weird (not normal)91.9229.838
arrogant (not humble)91.49420.370
offended (not chill)91.4129.052
judgemental (not accepting)91.36615.143
quarrelsome (not warm)91.25012.658
sarcastic (not genuine)91.12315.756
opinionated (not neutral)90.912315.950
stubborn (not accommodating)90.59614.848
narcissistic (not low self esteem)90.26319.359
villainous (not heroic)90.05317.351
antagonist (not protagonist)90.02212.841
work-first (not family-first)89.97014.759
🤑 (not 🤠)89.92719.748
jaded (not innocent)89.86611.156
fearmongering (not reassuring)89.33310.952
motivated (not unmotivated)89.233314.455
dramatic (not no-nonsense)89.15814.745
flamboyant (not modest)89.05817.665
vain (not demure)89.04015.749
bookish (not sporty)89.016515.345
long-winded (not concise)88.9216.265
cruel (not kind)88.95912.954
bitter (not sweet)88.86915.865
🙃 (not 🥰)88.81818.346
loud (not quiet)88.712315.448
🐀 (not 🐘)88.61218.254
pretentious (not unassuming)88.44819.854
salacious (not wholesome)88.35014.453
psychopath (not empath)88.37812.248
side character (not main character)88.35213.627
poisonous (not nurturing)88.09122.653
frenzied (not sleepy)87.73720.355
bossy (not meek)87.521722.564
debased (not pure)87.57316.161
nerd (not jock)87.518320.047
sexist (not feminist)87.54913.358
demanding (not unchallenging)87.320520.958
outlaw (not sheriff)87.210520.265
stingy (not generous)87.26617.250
extreme (not moderate)87.016013.955
🐐 (not 🦒)87.0717.156
conspiracist (not sheeple)86.95220.455
receiving (not giving)86.87518.149
insulting (not complimentary)86.57518.755
vengeful (not forgiving)86.416520.454
repulsive (not attractive)86.42617.154
picky (not always down)86.43413.744
driven (not unambitious)86.142314.942
expressive (not monotone)86.015920.956
individualist (not communal)85.910417.646
twitchy (not still)85.78010.871
cunning (not honorable)85.69119.047
biased (not impartial)85.67014.260
feisty (not gracious)85.613711.253
😈 (not 😇)85.614017.960
expressive (not stoic)85.513817.951
punchable (not loveable)85.510025.457
intellectual (not physical)85.419623.542
moody (not stable)85.417518.459
zany (not regular)85.38417.559
🤣 (not 😊)85.12714.354
bold (not shy)84.954817.460
rude (not respectful)84.99718.151
playful (not shy)84.429312.747
exhibitionist (not bashful)84.46717.959
ludicrous (not sensible)84.26216.341
persistent (not quitter)84.278122.356
cheesy (not chic)84.25318.756
unlucky (not fortunate)84.13915.467
self-assured (not self-conscious)83.611328.945
child free (not pronatalist)83.57424.039
crazy (not sane)83.512114.149
stinky (not fresh)83.54218.862
exuberant (not subdued)83.511921.463
🧠 (not 💪)83.431022.156
businesslike (not chivalrous)83.49622.360
💩 (not 🌟)83.07126.658
vintage (not trendy)82.919819.138
fast-talking (not slow-talking)82.815518.857
demonic (not angelic)82.614414.761
deranged (not reasonable)82.510919.457
analysis (not common sense)82.49421.248
hypocritical (not equitable)82.310119.055
chortling (not giggling)82.24821.153
creepy (not disarming)82.04822.752
traitorous (not loyal)81.88623.857
backdoor (not official)81.812624.254
worldly (not innocent)81.731623.460
unfixable (not fixable)81.57821.655
tense (not relaxed)81.339223.146
dorky (not cool)81.010717.053
🤡 (not 👽)80.73026.051
obsessed (not aloof)80.618823.859
contrarian (not yes-man)80.613923.156
overprepared (not efficient)80.4926.748
freak (not normie)80.318018.151
puny (not mighty)80.33120.856
scrub (not legit)80.23023.370
🙅‍♂️ (not 🙋‍♂️)80.08021.844
ambitious (not realistic)80.023124.251
cold (not warm)79.920124.155
hedonist (not monastic)79.95924.332
old (not young)79.818610.947
pensive (not serene)79.710020.148
interrupting (not attentive)79.717626.153
😜 (not 🤐)79.523021.656
historical (not modern)79.413521.148
soulless (not soulful)79.211223.151
🐴 (not 🦄)79.117826.845
Italian (not Swedish)79.012529.042
intense (not lighthearted)78.945824.553
🐷 (not 🐮)78.85823.949
philosophical (not real)78.53321.442
roundabout (not direct)78.42226.357
jealous (not compersive)78.418722.745
🥴 (not 🥳)78.110820.748
rigid (not flexible)78.120719.950
deliberate (not spontaneous)78.038526.350
impatient (not patient)78.038025.551
cringeworthy (not inspiring)77.914521.259
political (not nonpolitical)77.822524.052
bad boy (not white knight)77.820821.945
self-destructive (not self-improving)77.622621.850
foolish (not wise)77.614621.460
bad-cook (not good-cook)77.413722.142
repetitive (not varied)77.39928.149
gossiping (not confidential)77.118021.949
perverted (not clean)77.116318.352
weakass (not badass)77.08425.061
close-minded (not open-minded)76.815323.552
strict (not lenient)76.732225.357
authoritarian (not democratic)76.325327.146
hurried (not leisurely)76.213320.157
genocidal (not not genocidal)76.114026.866
conservative (not liberal)76.114022.547
🧐 (not 😎)76.016326.061
off-key (not musical)76.013224.867
machiavellian (not transparent)75.923728.958
methodical (not astonishing)75.924823.352
angry (not good-humored)75.718325.363
frank (not sugarcoated)75.756629.264
mad (not glad)75.631527.164
tailor (not blacksmith)75.628026.932
cat person (not dog person)75.321828.235
prideful (not envious)75.338732.854
disreputable (not prestigious)75.214224.565
extravagant (not thrifty)75.132624.159
🥶 (not 🥵)75.19730.541
heathen (not devout)74.914624.346
careful (not brave)74.89519.252
ugly (not beautiful)74.86226.552
assertive (not passive)74.666425.852
thinker (not doer)74.610029.350
exaggerating (not factual)74.536329.349
formal (not intimate)74.426024.137
suspicious (not awkward)74.344228.244
deviant (not average)74.343522.158
privileged (not oppressed)74.358425.758
racist (not egalitarian)74.27524.340
indulgent (not sober)73.935627.261
🚴 (not 🏋️‍♂️)73.954417.837
two-faced (not one-faced)73.924434.444
extrovert (not introvert)73.645224.766
guarded (not open)73.674325.651
resistant (not resigned)73.647424.642
hoarder (not unprepared)73.622726.348
charming (not trusting)73.529718.246
🎨 (not 🏀)73.562323.958
📉 (not 📈)73.43328.848
asexual (not sexual)73.415527.644
hypochondriac (not stoic)73.411024.548
pack rat (not minimalist)73.312723.345
ironic (not profound)73.112620.743
interested (not bored)73.154424.555
🎩 (not 🧢)73.048029.452
anxious (not calm)72.741725.459
💔 (not 💝)72.724525.539
overachiever (not underachiever)72.787831.057
pointed (not random)72.676430.148
juvenile (not mature)72.430024.364
resolute (not wavering)72.354731.650
logical (not emotional)72.228827.263
libertarian (not socialist)71.811133.544
flimsy (not sturdy)71.812627.847
paranoid (not naive)71.837132.153
awkward (not charming)71.521328.647
scientific (not artistic)71.546826.864
confident (not insecure)71.571833.450
shallow (not deep)71.518730.557
scheduled (not spontaneous)71.357628.650
Pepsi (not Coke)71.34534.744
head@clouds (not down2earth)71.034629.559
thick (not thin)71.026821.854
🤔 (not 🤫)70.822930.149
unfaithful (not devoted)70.89129.863
reasoned (not instinctual)70.721130.859
arcane (not mainstream)70.736426.648
western (not eastern)70.733227.245
ferocious (not pacifist)70.663323.454
wild (not tame)70.665927.456
gendered (not androgynous)70.4118130.252
tight (not loose)70.364331.346
cannibal (not vegan)70.238825.846
trash (not treasure)70.013533.149
🐒 (not 🐩)70.027729.145
atheist (not theist)69.950434.940
💀 (not 🎃)69.842035.238
dominant (not submissive)69.783027.248
metrosexual (not macho)69.448029.448
sickly (not healthy)69.416118.557
autistic (not neurotypical)69.35327.936
diligent (not lazy)69.1137728.662
cryptic (not straightforward)68.913332.548
lewd (not tasteful)68.921924.258
edgy (not politically correct)68.856727.356
epic (not deep)68.626120.736
experimental (not reliable)68.537930.353
believable (not poorly-written)68.3119123.648
cultured (not rustic)68.357927.948
orange (not purple)68.226233.647
😬 (not 😏)68.126334.355
on-time (not tardy)68.185829.559
miserable (not joyful)68.061326.348
focused on the future (not focused on the present)67.924130.345
oxymoron (not tautology)67.914832.446
gregarious (not private)67.832934.049
beta (not alpha)67.735735.950
captain (not first-mate)67.763334.451
opinionated (not jealous)67.691837.040
🛌 (not 🧗)67.324126.644
rock (not rap)67.3117929.738
everyman (not chosen one)67.133027.653
not introspective (not introspective)67.116334.543
crafty (not scholarly)66.968229.546
English (not German)66.8120427.246
funny (not humorless)66.467129.050
desperate (not high standards)66.230231.460
creative (not conventional)65.960029.861
scandalous (not proper)65.861427.451
hard (not soft)65.766428.456
studious (not goof-off)65.699430.144
emancipated (not enslaved)65.582028.137
rebellious (not obedient)65.585329.545
gamer (not non-gamer)65.333835.343
decisive (not hesitant)65.294334.255
resourceful (not helpless)65.2130332.255
indie (not pop)65.175426.948
stuttering (not rhythmic)65.119529.753
sensitive (not thick-skinned)65.046129.158
👻 (not 🤖)64.948033.942
morning lark (not night owl)64.833826.737
penny-pincher (not overspender)64.856831.058
involved (not remote)64.798724.850
👨‍⚕️ (not 👨‍🔧)64.660732.440
street-smart (not sheltered)64.685927.953
queer (not straight)64.522529.851
theoretical (not empirical)64.411234.057
industrial (not domestic)64.444529.937
spicy (not mild)64.484031.955
🧙 (not 👨‍🚀)64.452628.648
lavish (not frugal)64.250930.753
armoured (not vulnerable)64.182731.834
transient (not permanent)63.728125.846
nihilist (not existentialist)63.617036.448
master (not apprentice)63.495829.747
OCD (not ADHD)63.486031.447
go-getter (not slugabed)63.3139727.947
ranged (not melee)63.242534.337
earth (not air)63.278631.750
prudish (not flirtatious)63.245029.643
precise (not vague)63.193131.853
specialist (not generalist)63.169233.448
cheery (not sorrowful)62.947325.156
luddite (not technophile)62.946427.538
emotional (not unemotional)62.8107830.552
distant (not touchy-feely)62.871233.853
preppy (not punk rock)62.785227.848
self-disciplined (not disorganized)62.6115029.661
unambiguous (not mysterious)62.664633.346
pain-avoidant (not masochistic)62.637734.660
secretive (not open-book)62.693935.247
practical (not imaginative)62.489632.656
unorthodox (not traditional)62.477632.557
city-slicker (not country-bumpkin)62.3105332.148
factual (not poetic)62.371229.652
tattle-tale (not f***-the-police)62.337840.351
cynical (not gullible)62.391130.355
cautious (not impulsive)62.265434.054
bold (not serious)62.171629.554
oblivious (not alert)62.136229.654
🏌 (not 🤺)62.118334.054
incompetent (not competent)62.019830.244
queen (not princess)61.792134.937
extraordinary (not mundane)61.5108930.462
workaholic (not slacker)61.4133429.761
circular (not linear)61.439335.750
fantastical (not realistic)61.454230.350
masculine (not feminine)61.398622.057
noob (not pro)61.325430.553
hard (not soft)61.280630.060
Roman (not Greek)61.042033.149
anarchist (not statist)60.857935.853
decorative (not utilitarian)60.738634.627
fighter (not lover)60.769825.250
slothful (not active)60.515427.455
👩‍🔬 (not 👩‍🎤)60.366530.047
codependent (not independent)60.244634.555
🥾 (not 👟)60.065432.846
human (not animalistic)59.8123133.045
'left-brained' (not 'right-brained')59.320133.739
trolling (not triggered)59.331235.354
outsider (not insider)59.073232.647
bourgeoisie (not proletariat)58.969932.861
civilized (not barbaric)58.3117030.063
lustful (not chaste)57.987429.849
cosmopolitan (not provincial)57.976434.636
pessimistic (not optimistic)57.776133.360
consistent (not variable)57.796632.746
abstract (not concrete)57.655132.156
French (not Russian)57.695828.947
winter (not summer)57.475829.236
stick-in-the-mud (not adventurous)57.157932.853
celebrity (not boy/girl-next-door)57.161930.438
chaotic (not orderly)56.977931.956
complicated (not simple)56.9120033.954
valedictorian (not drop out)56.9115735.160
💃 (not 🧕)56.9110830.136
clumsy (not coordinated)56.750830.147
perceptive (not unobservant)56.7153731.454
explorer (not builder)56.685831.845
dispassionate (not romantic)56.640933.355
gloomy (not sunny)56.594427.751
rational (not whimsical)56.4100935.754
gatherer (not hunter)56.473232.944
forward-thinking (not stuck-in-the-past)56.490030.052
highbrow (not lowbrow)56.3107934.443
tiresome (not interesting)56.131230.847
literal (not metaphorical)55.9110436.642
neat (not messy)55.8110530.151
🐿 (not 🦇)55.898336.749
uncreative (not open to new experinces)55.538030.052
low-tech (not high-tech)55.583635.645
indiscreet (not tactful)55.548032.551
haunted (not blissful)55.5124633.946
kinky (not vanilla)55.484734.447
unpatriotic (not patriotic)55.135635.050
eloquent (not unpolished)54.9112733.348
rich (not poor)54.7108128.563
😀 (not 😭)54.781331.237
comedic (not dramatic)54.650832.254
dunce (not genius)54.545230.559
objective (not subjective)54.471733.837
muddy (not washed)54.359531.254
water (not fire)54.266035.854
lost (not enlightened)54.094432.359
stylish (not slovenly)53.8119632.443
ignorant (not knowledgeable)53.843932.850
presidential (not folksy)53.8100133.353
manicured (not scruffy)53.7121638.847
refined (not rugged)53.6105833.559
uninspiring (not charismatic)53.629432.641
classical (not avant-garde)53.6103929.446
realist (not idealist)53.594234.743
radical (not centrist)53.599634.844
wooden (not plastic)53.3141728.352
slow (not fast)53.142130.154
high IQ (not low IQ)53.1160733.369
quirky (not predictable)53.195830.453
flower child (not goth)52.9120925.348
curious (not apathetic)52.8147031.950
spelunker (not claustrophobic)52.7122132.250
flourishing (not traumatized)52.653831.838
moist (not dry)52.689837.254
natural-talent (not hard-work)52.559427.454
multicolored (not monochrome)52.489834.054
freelance (not corporate)52.4112435.550
mathematical (not literary)52.168830.646
geriatric (not vibrant)52.049728.448
ivory-tower (not blue-collar)51.989434.050
bright (not depressed)51.996928.159
social (not reclusive)51.8105727.260
playful (not serious)51.578527.148
sad (not happy)51.5123525.853
reactive (not proactive)51.5108430.657
never cries (not often crying)51.4114032.240
hipster (not basic)51.272033.352
plays hard (not works hard)51.062832.946
rough (not smooth)51.096229.353
irrelevant (not important)50.330528.955
urban (not rural)50.6143130.046
sage (not whippersnapper)50.697326.047

The lowest rating for any description in the table is 50.0 despite a 1 to 100 scale being used. This is because descriptions that had values lower than the midpoint were reversed. For example, a score of 1/100 for "hot (not cold)" is equivalent to a score of 100/100 for "cold (not hot)". This was done so that all the traits that are most distinctive for a character are at the top of the table.

Similar characters

The similarity between two characters can be calculated by taking the correlation between the lists of their traits. This produces a value from +1 to -1. With +1 implying that every trait one character is high on the other one is high on too, to an equal degree. And, -1 implying that if a character is high on specific trait, the other one is low on it. The 10 most and least similar characters to Vizzini based on their crowd-sourced profiles are listed below with the correlation in parenthesis.

Most similar Least similar
  1. Rita Skeeter (0.797)
  2. Baron Vladimir Harkonnen (0.776)
  3. Benjamin Horne (0.769)
  4. Count Olaf (0.767)
  5. Cyrus Beene (0.758)
  6. George Bluth, Sr. (0.743)
  7. The Wizard of Oz (0.743)
  8. Gavin Belson (0.74)
  9. Petyr Baelish (0.739)
  10. Dolores Umbridge (0.735)
  1. Jane Bennet (-0.584)
  2. Chien-Po (-0.567)
  3. Mamá Coco (-0.532)
  4. Beth March (-0.526)
  5. Sam Obisanya (-0.515)
  6. Alphonse Elric (-0.511)
  7. Pop Tate (-0.507)
  8. Matt Saracen (-0.502)
  9. Clark Kent (-0.497)
  10. Forrest Gump (-0.497)

Personality types

Users who took the quiz were asked to self-identify their Myers-Briggs and Enneagram types. We can look at the average match scores of these different groups of users with Vizzini to see what personality types people who describe themselves in ways similar to the way Vizzini is described identify as.

Myers-Briggs Self-type Average match score with character Number of users


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