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Ted Mullens Personality Statistics

Ted Mullens is a character from Schitt's Creek. This page summarizes crowd sourced ratings of their personality collected from users of the Statistical "Which Character" Personality Quiz. People who take the quiz are asked if they would also be willing to volunteer to rate characters that they know. The ratings are made on a 100 point scale between two adjectives and then all averaged together into a composite. Because of the "law of large numbers" (a.k.a. wisdom of the crowds) this profile is very reliable. If you take one persons opinion of what a character is like and compare it to the opinion of another person about what that character is like, they could be very different. But if you compare the opinions of two groups, the difference gets smaller and smaller the larger the groups.

The table shows the average rating the character received for each trait in the survey. Because the questions are bipolar adjective pairs, they are reversible (i.e. a score of 25 on short<--->tall is the same as a score of 75 on tall<--->short). On this page, traits that had an average score below the midpoint have been reversed so they can be listed in order of most to least extreme for that character. The table also shows this character's relative rank on that trait compared to all other characters in the database. The standard deviation of ratings is shown, the basic idea here is that if the standard deviation is higher then that means there is less agreement between raters on that trait (the less agreement, the larger the sample size needed to get a reliable estimate). The number of raters is how many different individuals submitted a rating for that trait with this character; each rater rated only a random subset of traits for each character when they were surveyed.

TraitAverage ratingRankRating standard deviationNumber of raters
👨‍⚕️ (not 👨‍🔧)94.0711.292
healthy (not sickly)93.2510.249
civilized (not barbaric)92.7179.254
devoted (not unfaithful)92.27517.022
respectful (not rude)91.91813.357
kind (not cruel)91.57611.657
on-time (not tardy)91.37313.279
romantic (not dispassionate)90.92514.933
sunny (not gloomy)90.32611.429
😇 (not 😈)90.12914.372
loyal (not traitorous)90.021213.643
reliable (not experimental)90.02011.133
wholesome (not salacious)89.93014.877
warm (not cold)89.83810.346
valedictorian (not drop out)89.710813.794
forgiving (not vengeful)89.62716.454
trusting (not suspicious)89.4916.750
complimentary (not insulting)89.31611.461
diligent (not lazy)89.229713.945
motivated (not unmotivated)89.127114.833
clean (not perverted)89.06617.472
lover (not fighter)88.91610.255
innocent (not jaded)88.91014.636
altruistic (not selfish)88.82413.181
preppy (not punk rock)88.84614.935
boy/girl-next-door (not celebrity)88.74314.741
nurturing (not poisonous)88.56314.940
touchy-feely (not distant)88.52414.828
sweet (not bitter)88.34518.243
glad (not mad)88.31811.374
🎃 (not 💀)88.11215.769
warm (not quarrelsome)88.12213.847
accommodating (not stubborn)87.7616.077
patient (not impatient)87.41613.947
beautiful (not ugly)87.429512.564
neat (not messy)87.211218.045
love-focused (not money-focused)87.116815.537
flower child (not goth)87.010613.921
generous (not stingy)86.95815.894
white knight (not bad boy)86.94817.035
angelic (not demonic)86.85117.543
one-faced (not two-faced)86.88820.179
🐿 (not 🦇)86.73014.857
cheesy (not chic)86.62915.038
optimistic (not pessimistic)86.55217.143
sheriff (not outlaw)86.47713.055
soulful (not soulless)86.418916.241
empath (not psychopath)86.47915.964
stable (not moody)86.3714.643
reassuring (not fearmongering)86.23717.632
vegan (not cannibal)86.12115.730
honorable (not cunning)86.14217.778
soft (not hard)85.95013.253
soft (not hard)85.74711.953
good-humored (not angry)85.79819.339
reasonable (not deranged)85.75815.883
sensible (not ludicrous)85.54713.046
proper (not scandalous)85.55112.353
treasure (not trash)85.520320.3102
not genocidal (not genocidal)85.414227.931
active (not slothful)85.424418.344
tame (not wild)85.21211.867
morning lark (not night owl)85.11917.645
genuine (not sarcastic)85.16521.064
attentive (not interrupting)85.12419.361
fresh (not stinky)84.814115.075
works hard (not plays hard)84.615415.449
summer (not winter)84.410517.232
water (not fire)84.22216.280
egalitarian (not racist)83.638218.185
obedient (not rebellious)83.54318.926
pure (not debased)83.47015.348
driven (not unambitious)83.449518.050
unchallenging (not demanding)83.41016.370
👩‍🔬 (not 👩‍🎤)83.38419.595
yes-man (not contrarian)83.12015.922
self-disciplined (not disorganized)83.037718.352
traditional (not unorthodox)82.95717.552
gracious (not feisty)82.7917.066
accepting (not judgemental)82.78716.035
grateful (not entitled)82.77719.969
cheery (not sorrowful)82.67117.244
submissive (not dominant)82.66318.438
well behaved (not mischievous)82.65418.744
emotional (not unemotional)82.622521.633
gatherer (not hunter)82.57215.237
giving (not receiving)82.414022.336
mild (not spicy)82.33619.049
attractive (not repulsive)82.234918.450
straightforward (not cryptic)82.28119.553
devout (not heathen)82.24213.532
democratic (not authoritarian)82.13513.743
pacifist (not ferocious)82.14813.847
heroic (not villainous)82.037517.163
workaholic (not slacker)82.047917.850
joyful (not miserable)82.07517.867
dog person (not cat person)82.08923.134
overachiever (not underachiever)81.837115.269
awkward (not suspicious)81.74513.043
politically correct (not edgy)81.53921.553
happy (not sad)81.55516.640
disarming (not creepy)81.513515.638
domestic (not industrial)81.52812.938
equitable (not hypocritical)81.54914.846
blissful (not haunted)81.42419.656
orderly (not chaotic)81.316519.849
OCD (not ADHD)81.113016.951
unambiguous (not mysterious)81.15917.758
persistent (not quitter)80.982519.1100
moderate (not extreme)80.81421.246
bright (not depressed)80.67815.054
🙋‍♂️ (not 🙅‍♂️)80.46920.994
normie (not freak)80.25520.579
🥰 (not 🙃)80.15622.990
go-getter (not slugabed)79.943522.489
open-book (not secretive)79.96019.841
competent (not incompetent)79.953616.654
classical (not avant-garde)79.67819.342
manicured (not scruffy)79.644419.943
gullible (not cynical)79.57218.736
tasteful (not lewd)79.415616.465
scholarly (not crafty)79.48515.546
methodical (not astonishing)79.312516.865
factual (not exaggerating)79.312420.858
💝 (not 💔)79.212226.360
🧗 (not 🛌)79.227022.078
average (not deviant)79.11820.355
protagonist (not antagonist)79.033122.831
loveable (not punchable)78.922926.552
cooperative (not competitive)78.89719.948
tattle-tale (not f***-the-police)78.78519.732
humble (not arrogant)78.513222.546
metrosexual (not macho)78.411719.836
🚴 (not 🏋️‍♂️)78.325126.274
😊 (not 🤣)78.314023.9103
fixable (not unfixable)78.26215.126
confidential (not gossiping)77.938917.376
statist (not anarchist)77.98319.054
washed (not muddy)77.920628.328
reasoned (not instinctual)77.96520.741
transparent (not machiavellian)77.86722.139
gendered (not androgynous)77.864025.948
privileged (not oppressed)77.440720.134
feminist (not sexist)77.346119.461
dorky (not cool)77.314520.173
young (not old)77.240914.145
consistent (not variable)77.018422.936
basic (not hipster)76.920324.945
prestigious (not disreputable)76.828223.640
sensitive (not thick-skinned)76.713221.542
sugarcoated (not frank)76.61520.738
cautious (not impulsive)76.518619.943
scheduled (not spontaneous)76.535924.071
vanilla (not kinky)76.415224.955
modest (not flamboyant)76.222222.668
high IQ (not low IQ)76.172522.056
🌟 (not 💩)76.154322.465
smooth (not rough)76.012123.442
lighthearted (not intense)76.08223.041
wooden (not plastic)76.023822.972
unassuming (not pretentious)75.96823.590
vulnerable (not armoured)75.710220.052
sheltered (not street-smart)75.712820.140
first-mate (not captain)75.330622.440
scientific (not artistic)75.030919.047
good-cook (not bad-cook)75.012423.257
practical (not imaginative)74.935024.461
often crying (not never cries)74.817920.026
hard-work (not natural-talent)74.725424.499
sober (not indulgent)74.313521.054
concrete (not abstract)74.321826.677
beta (not alpha)74.219322.255
sane (not crazy)73.919422.576
passive (not assertive)73.78124.640
quiet (not loud)73.521917.334
legit (not scrub)73.456723.668
demure (not vain)73.214719.851
😀 (not 😭)73.119528.973
interested (not bored)73.141921.852
simple (not complicated)73.07221.549
meek (not bossy)72.912718.644
official (not backdoor)72.816926.149
open-minded (not close-minded)72.729224.438
repetitive (not varied)72.717220.654
patriotic (not unpatriotic)72.741420.381
princess (not queen)72.713426.334
📈 (not 📉)72.621224.278
conventional (not creative)72.420121.956
existentialist (not nihilist)72.412917.736
sheeple (not conspiracist)72.33121.756
careful (not brave)72.310819.949
self-improving (not self-destructive)72.219023.823
pop (not indie)71.910526.128
innocent (not worldly)71.912122.367
knowledgeable (not ignorant)71.962721.427
precise (not vague)71.846522.255
neurotypical (not autistic)71.758823.035
🏌 (not 🤺)71.75025.084
naive (not paranoid)71.711827.835
expressive (not monotone)71.546627.730
neutral (not opinionated)71.22226.570
chivalrous (not businesslike)71.223030.967
charismatic (not uninspiring)71.070627.344
mundane (not extraordinary)70.810025.165
deliberate (not spontaneous)70.857721.853
giggling (not chortling)70.612019.735
centrist (not radical)70.67925.237
believable (not poorly-written)70.385217.235
expressive (not stoic)70.343218.537
eloquent (not unpolished)70.154723.251
involved (not remote)69.957121.937
country-bumpkin (not city-slicker)69.918823.2107
frugal (not lavish)69.934024.841
mainstream (not arcane)69.813022.739
bashful (not exhibitionist)69.79426.570
down2earth (not head@clouds)69.737830.057
social (not reclusive)69.741424.993
studious (not goof-off)69.669927.0105
lenient (not strict)69.430225.351
comedic (not dramatic)69.415222.772
real (not philosophical)69.343520.142
monochrome (not multicolored)69.328925.142
👨‍🚀 (not 🧙)69.120528.689
🤠 (not 🤑)69.045924.188
focused on the future (not focused on the present)68.917922.960
tailor (not blacksmith)68.850225.834
pointed (not random)68.775026.559
sturdy (not flimsy)68.465726.043
human (not animalistic)68.374931.438
provincial (not cosmopolitan)68.222627.066
folksy (not presidential)68.132629.631
👟 (not 🥾)68.032729.9112
Swedish (not Italian)67.724025.738
refined (not rugged)67.652124.459
regular (not zany)67.518026.483
minimalist (not pack rat)67.529823.184
straight (not queer)67.488026.850
open (not guarded)67.314025.338
impartial (not biased)67.33523.335
no-nonsense (not dramatic)67.333823.952
emotional (not logical)67.244724.156
deep (not shallow)67.253123.1102
🥵 (not 🥶)67.131722.548
🧠 (not 💪)67.173926.9108
intellectual (not physical)67.068125.740
rich (not poor)67.060713.937
rural (not urban)67.019829.080
pain-avoidant (not masochistic)66.918427.626
English (not German)66.894427.031
tight (not loose)66.865222.440
nerd (not jock)66.463119.344
pronatalist (not child free)66.320528.242
🧢 (not 🎩)66.343427.855
always down (not picky)66.313327.335
literal (not metaphorical)66.147727.264
thin (not thick)66.048720.363
theist (not atheist)66.024024.340
predictable (not quirky)65.829329.332
chatty (not reserved)65.652228.144
introspective (not not introspective)65.558025.564
timid (not cocky)65.517222.024
proactive (not reactive)65.316924.022
flourishing (not traumatized)65.217424.030
communal (not individualist)64.819025.652
rock (not rap)64.8105122.735
flexible (not rigid)64.727322.237
sexual (not asexual)64.774825.749
bookish (not sporty)64.673831.355
compersive (not jealous)64.437724.146
western (not eastern)64.353526.458
permanent (not transient)64.146526.444
oblivious (not alert)64.026927.774
resourceful (not helpless)63.9109925.347
penny-pincher (not overspender)63.849620.881
thrifty (not extravagant)63.845026.666
open to new experinces (not uncreative)63.684426.355
playful (not shy)63.682923.942
orange (not purple)63.233827.952
whippersnapper (not sage)63.237923.828
weakass (not badass)63.222023.762
playful (not serious)63.138525.534
masculine (not feminine)63.175123.572
specialist (not generalist)63.154325.342
French (not Russian)63.152625.520
serious (not bold)62.738225.058
codependent (not independent)62.733623.938
vintage (not trendy)62.783425.550
curious (not apathetic)62.682327.350
forward-thinking (not stuck-in-the-past)62.651225.456
realistic (not fantastical)62.462529.362
🤡 (not 👽)62.032025.177
🤔 (not 🤫)62.051826.953
everyman (not chosen one)62.039731.641
vibrant (not geriatric)61.983329.042
mature (not juvenile)61.867226.954
ranged (not melee)61.842526.624
opinionated (not jealous)61.893121.424
stylish (not slovenly)61.775226.839
idealist (not realist)61.645328.557
rational (not whimsical)61.568624.652
chill (not offended)61.533329.525
coordinated (not clumsy)61.387326.139
normal (not weird)61.137226.649
genius (not dunce)61.087423.674
technophile (not luddite)60.943925.432
rhythmic (not stuttering)60.894328.233
low self esteem (not narcissistic)60.833321.943
liberal (not conservative)60.672326.087
Greek (not Roman)60.621126.419
tautology (not oxymoron)60.514623.918
frenzied (not sleepy)60.4112720.420
🐮 (not 🐷)60.352428.667
master (not apprentice)60.286228.250
tactful (not indiscreet)60.277129.384
🤖 (not 👻)60.245826.160
tall (not short)60.169622.344
linear (not circular)60.143429.235
mathematical (not literary)60.036927.646
spelunker (not claustrophobic)60.067833.933
utilitarian (not decorative)59.977024.757
nonpolitical (not political)59.839428.045
resolute (not wavering)59.892025.570
😜 (not 🤐)59.854927.661
non-gamer (not gamer)59.675329.759
blue-collar (not ivory-tower)59.461127.743
slow (not fast)58.724625.251
proletariat (not bourgeoisie)58.759725.354
family-first (not work-first)58.665427.843
😏 (not 😬)58.666229.672
off-key (not musical)58.462922.328
hoarder (not unprepared)58.376718.338
shy (not bold)58.215525.940
enlightened (not lost)58.252126.438
prideful (not envious)58.2111921.691
chaste (not lustful)58.045523.144
funny (not humorless)57.976728.156
puny (not mighty)57.829823.661
deep (not epic)57.548126.058
resigned (not resistant)57.412723.943
highbrow (not lowbrow)57.384922.751
perceptive (not unobservant)57.3120132.925
fortunate (not unlucky)57.154423.043
cringeworthy (not inspiring)57.149627.151
🐴 (not 🦄)57.172933.997
serene (not pensive)56.99926.965
roundabout (not direct)56.829728.055
concise (not long-winded)56.558831.029
intimate (not formal)56.463128.680
triggered (not trolling)56.296123.921
objective (not subjective)56.049527.641
overprepared (not efficient)55.921033.935
🐩 (not 🐒)55.869735.974
Pepsi (not Coke)55.839435.477
insider (not outsider)55.754028.143
💃 (not 🧕)55.791728.981
extrovert (not introvert)55.582626.850
confident (not insecure)55.4104026.558
monastic (not hedonist)55.445523.542
flirtatious (not prudish)55.477428.936
important (not irrelevant)55.3126226.599
🧐 (not 😎)55.263327.990
corporate (not freelance)55.156735.326
modern (not historical)54.782225.635
factual (not poetic)54.383826.739
🥳 (not 🥴)54.254127.781
spiritual (not skeptical)53.933928.755
self-assured (not self-conscious)53.9107228.955
fast-talking (not slow-talking)53.997823.321
🏀 (not 🎨)53.956828.859
emancipated (not enslaved)53.7109726.247
explorer (not builder)53.672931.149
interesting (not tiresome)53.5114026.043
private (not gregarious)53.493126.348
hypochondriac (not stoic)53.254928.830
charming (not awkward)53.197725.660
libertarian (not socialist)53.189729.537
ambitious (not realistic)52.995429.669
still (not twitchy)52.855127.483
leisurely (not hurried)52.757227.852
charming (not trusting)52.679533.745
relaxed (not tense)52.531028.336
high standards (not desperate)52.598124.7103
🐀 (not 🐘)52.470631.861
obsessed (not aloof)52.0115428.141
exuberant (not subdued)52.094830.939
calm (not anxious)51.959928.641
moist (not dry)51.873129.023
ironic (not profound)51.781225.556
empirical (not theoretical)51.396530.958
adventurous (not stick-in-the-mud)51.294026.837
🐐 (not 🦒)51.2112130.793
wise (not foolish)51.193624.175
low-tech (not high-tech)51.079824.040
air (not earth)50.148635.865
decisive (not hesitant)50.3116528.650
doer (not thinker)50.7109930.584
'left-brained' (not 'right-brained')50.680230.335
pro (not noob)50.6120227.884
analysis (not common sense)50.596432.839
rustic (not cultured)50.560127.123

Similar characters

The similarity between two characters can be calculated by taking the correlation between the lists of their traits. This produces a value from +1 to -1. With +1 implying that every trait one character is high on the other one is high on too, to an equal degree. And, -1 implying that if a character is high on specific trait, the other one is low on it. The 10 most and least similar characters to Ted Mullens based on their crowd-sourced profiles are listed below with the correlation in parenthesis.

Most similar Least similar
  1. Jimmy Palmer (0.867)
  2. Ann Perkins (0.858)
  3. Dr. James Wilson (0.849)
  4. Francis Mulcahy (0.843)
  5. Kevin Ryan (0.836)
  6. Doc (0.827)
  7. Penny (0.825)
  8. Pam Beesly (0.822)
  9. Tracy Mills (0.821)
  10. Meg March (0.818)
  1. Sid Phillips (-0.747)
  2. Frank Gallagher (-0.697)
  3. Krusty the Clown (-0.692)
  4. Theodore 'T-Bag' Bagwell (-0.691)
  5. Merle Dixon (-0.685)
  6. Billy Hargrove (-0.684)
  7. Scar (-0.671)
  8. Eric Cartman (-0.667)
  9. Nelson Muntz (-0.667)
  10. Jeremy Armitage (-0.666)

Personality types

Personality types according to various systems can be derived from the character's traits. Profiles for a personality type were computed by averaging together all responses from people who took the test and reported a given personality type and then this composite was matched to each of those profiles as if it was its own character (as was done above). Listed closest to worst match.

  1. Jungian/Myers-Briggs: ISTJ (r = 0.66)
  2. Jungian/Myers-Briggs: ISFJ (r = 0.65)
  3. Enneagram: Type 1 (r = 0.59)
  4. Enneagram: Type 6 (r = 0.48)
  5. Enneagram: Type 5 (r = 0.45)
  6. Jungian/Myers-Briggs: ESTJ (r = 0.44)
  7. Jungian/Myers-Briggs: INTJ (r = 0.44)
  8. Jungian/Myers-Briggs: INFJ (r = 0.42)
  9. Jungian/Myers-Briggs: ESFJ (r = 0.42)
  10. Enneagram: Type 3 (r = 0.36)
  11. Enneagram: Type 9 (r = 0.36)
  12. Enneagram: Type 2 (r = 0.34)
  13. Jungian/Myers-Briggs: ENTJ (r = 0.18)
  14. Jungian/Myers-Briggs: ENFJ (r = 0.17)
  15. Enneagram: Type 4 (r = 0.16)
  16. Jungian/Myers-Briggs: ISFP (r = 0.11)
  17. Enneagram: Type 8 (r = 0.11)
  18. Jungian/Myers-Briggs: ISTP (r = 0.07)
  19. Enneagram: Type 7 (r = -0.03)
  20. Jungian/Myers-Briggs: INTP (r = -0.05)
  21. Jungian/Myers-Briggs: INFP (r = -0.06)
  22. Jungian/Myers-Briggs: ESFP (r = -0.16)
  23. Jungian/Myers-Briggs: ESTP (r = -0.19)
  24. Jungian/Myers-Briggs: ENFP (r = -0.23)
  25. Jungian/Myers-Briggs: ENTP (r = -0.3)


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