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Ted Mullens Descriptive Personality Statistics

Ted Mullens is a character from Schitt's Creek.

This page summarizes crowd sourced ratings of their personality collected from users of the Statistical "Which Character" Personality Quiz. This website has recruited more than 3 million volunteers to rate characters on descriptive adjectives and other properties, which can be aggregated to create profiles that users can be matched to as part of a personality test. For more information about how the ratings were collected and how they are used, see the documentation.

Aggregated ratings for 400 descriptions

The table shows the average rating the character received for each descriptive item on a 1 to 100 scale and what that character's rank for the description is among all 1,750 characters in the database. It also shows the standard deviation of the ratings and how many different individuals submitted a rating for that description.

ItemAverage ratingRankRating standard deviationNumber of raters
👨‍⚕️ (not 👨‍🔧)93.6511.5103
civilized (not barbaric)91.63711.372
kind (not cruel)91.58913.068
healthy (not sickly)91.42010.761
devoted (not unfaithful)91.412118.233
loyal (not traitorous)91.318612.654
sunny (not gloomy)91.32710.939
on-time (not tardy)90.78013.789
warm (not cold)90.24210.559
forgiving (not vengeful)90.12915.960
respectful (not rude)90.14414.668
valedictorian (not drop out)89.911313.9100
wholesome (not salacious)89.73414.890
boy/girl-next-door (not celebrity)89.53012.750
reliable (not experimental)89.42710.447
glad (not mad)89.01611.090
lover (not fighter)88.92210.966
😇 (not 😈)88.64516.892
sweet (not bitter)88.54818.258
obedient (not rebellious)88.51412.642
white knight (not bad boy)88.52914.647
nurturing (not poisonous)88.27114.249
preppy (not punk rock)88.16514.848
diligent (not lazy)87.842913.957
motivated (not unmotivated)87.842314.846
altruistic (not selfish)87.64214.296
patient (not impatient)87.51912.462
flower child (not goth)87.511412.336
🐿 (not 🦇)87.43014.460
empath (not psychopath)87.47813.972
warm (not quarrelsome)87.32816.862
optimistic (not pessimistic)87.35716.059
reasonable (not deranged)87.34615.397
romantic (not dispassionate)87.09715.048
🎃 (not 💀)87.01517.283
not genocidal (not genocidal)87.013724.341
one-faced (not two-faced)86.810520.988
sheriff (not outlaw)86.77212.870
trusting (not suspicious)86.62520.362
complimentary (not insulting)86.64817.874
neat (not messy)86.514318.059
tame (not wild)86.41211.275
innocent (not jaded)86.42716.755
touchy-feely (not distant)86.43816.152
honorable (not cunning)86.24817.786
clean (not perverted)86.216120.285
angelic (not demonic)86.17817.755
giving (not receiving)86.18317.346
soulful (not soulless)86.123816.955
good-humored (not angry)85.910918.150
beautiful (not ugly)85.948015.474
treasure (not trash)85.723319.8118
generous (not stingy)85.79318.298
accommodating (not stubborn)85.71017.684
vegan (not cannibal)85.63015.839
soft (not hard)85.66412.768
summer (not winter)85.510415.347
soft (not hard)85.45814.465
sensible (not ludicrous)85.34512.958
reassuring (not fearmongering)85.24919.941
proper (not scandalous)85.06415.459
stable (not moody)84.81616.148
active (not slothful)84.833718.554
love-focused (not money-focused)84.629417.050
unchallenging (not demanding)84.61015.784
pure (not debased)84.27415.952
genuine (not sarcastic)84.29121.285
submissive (not dominant)84.06018.143
well behaved (not mischievous)83.95719.756
water (not fire)83.93916.494
👩‍🔬 (not 👩‍🎤)83.79619.1105
fresh (not stinky)83.623517.286
attractive (not repulsive)83.340017.061
morning lark (not night owl)83.14119.956
attentive (not interrupting)83.15521.573
egalitarian (not racist)82.954018.292
cheesy (not chic)82.97218.456
driven (not unambitious)82.862018.364
unambiguous (not mysterious)82.73916.673
cheery (not sorrowful)82.69218.658
blissful (not haunted)82.61918.469
self-disciplined (not disorganized)82.546220.261
traditional (not unorthodox)82.47218.869
emotional (not unemotional)82.030220.042
mild (not spicy)81.84718.866
gracious (not feisty)81.71918.684
disarming (not creepy)81.714516.354
joyful (not miserable)81.79717.775
overachiever (not underachiever)81.744617.879
workaholic (not slacker)81.659418.861
works hard (not plays hard)81.429918.161
🙋‍♂️ (not 🙅‍♂️)81.37721.3106
pacifist (not ferocious)81.36618.264
accepting (not judgemental)81.313617.149
heroic (not villainous)81.249517.776
orderly (not chaotic)81.118220.165
straightforward (not cryptic)81.111820.664
democratic (not authoritarian)81.15714.757
politically correct (not edgy)81.15321.766
moderate (not extreme)81.11420.862
equitable (not hypocritical)81.16317.660
gatherer (not hunter)81.111018.546
bright (not depressed)81.08614.363
gullible (not cynical)81.06915.946
happy (not sad)80.66816.350
persistent (not quitter)80.3101419.1112
consistent (not variable)80.310920.851
grateful (not entitled)80.014221.576
devout (not heathen)79.96618.642
yes-man (not contrarian)79.93716.040
😊 (not 🤣)79.715523.1115
dog person (not cat person)79.415125.248
awkward (not suspicious)79.38014.358
classical (not avant-garde)79.39918.351
tattle-tale (not f***-the-police)79.38718.442
humble (not arrogant)79.215121.366
competent (not incompetent)79.266818.465
average (not deviant)79.02819.766
confidential (not gossiping)79.043317.788
protagonist (not antagonist)79.044123.440
washed (not muddy)78.924427.337
domestic (not industrial)78.76217.248
🧗 (not 🛌)78.736722.090
cooperative (not competitive)78.611019.861
statist (not anarchist)78.67819.967
sugarcoated (not frank)78.61221.052
dorky (not cool)78.514818.584
🥰 (not 🙃)78.512924.1106
normie (not freak)78.37521.097
gendered (not androgynous)78.269325.256
go-getter (not slugabed)78.263323.7102
🌟 (not 💩)78.261120.577
self-improving (not self-destructive)78.29819.847
prestigious (not disreputable)77.927623.247
🚴 (not 🏋️‍♂️)77.931726.278
open-book (not secretive)77.710021.654
transparent (not machiavellian)77.67424.950
tasteful (not lewd)77.524519.471
factual (not exaggerating)77.418922.470
sheltered (not street-smart)77.312420.457
💝 (not 💔)77.319228.472
sensitive (not thick-skinned)77.115320.461
OCD (not ADHD)77.030121.767
cautious (not impulsive)76.821720.262
methodical (not astonishing)76.720120.277
feminist (not sexist)76.760519.874
beta (not alpha)76.618820.073
loveable (not punchable)76.534929.858
fixable (not unfixable)76.510514.834
scheduled (not spontaneous)76.043122.581
vulnerable (not armoured)76.012020.462
scholarly (not crafty)76.014019.060
lighthearted (not intense)75.99824.457
modest (not flamboyant)75.827423.783
manicured (not scruffy)75.765421.255
vanilla (not kinky)75.619125.163
metrosexual (not macho)75.622223.350
often crying (not never cries)75.617720.045
unassuming (not pretentious)75.38924.6104
hard-work (not natural-talent)75.326423.5111
scientific (not artistic)75.235920.256
young (not old)75.059615.861
smooth (not rough)75.016125.053
legit (not scrub)75.060822.884
first-mate (not captain)74.835121.349
basic (not hipster)74.729724.759
good-cook (not bad-cook)74.613922.362
sane (not crazy)74.622623.0103
😀 (not 😭)74.619628.779
privileged (not oppressed)74.556320.945
wooden (not plastic)74.137824.082
reasoned (not instinctual)74.014424.357
innocent (not worldly)73.812722.584
existentialist (not nihilist)73.811117.450
sober (not indulgent)73.616421.364
deliberate (not spontaneous)73.554022.069
knowledgeable (not ignorant)73.569621.243
meek (not bossy)73.414718.350
naive (not paranoid)73.211123.853
high IQ (not low IQ)73.1100322.565
official (not backdoor)73.018625.362
concrete (not abstract)73.028726.585
conventional (not creative)72.922522.468
interested (not bored)72.953422.459
practical (not imaginative)72.848026.472
careful (not brave)72.712021.261
open-minded (not close-minded)72.737422.950
simple (not complicated)72.48823.157
quiet (not loud)72.332920.855
sheeple (not conspiracist)72.32820.461
🏌 (not 🤺)72.35224.496
passive (not assertive)72.210725.847
expressive (not monotone)71.956025.443
patriotic (not unpatriotic)71.950220.498
believable (not poorly-written)71.990618.247
pain-avoidant (not masochistic)71.89825.845
repetitive (not varied)71.522922.376
flourishing (not traumatized)71.48820.945
centrist (not radical)71.47723.050
involved (not remote)71.162420.445
pop (not indie)71.114026.545
neutral (not opinionated)70.42626.083
demure (not vain)70.325523.463
precise (not vague)70.261622.963
👨‍🚀 (not 🧙)70.223727.9106
chivalrous (not businesslike)70.131729.173
country-bumpkin (not city-slicker)70.023322.6120
expressive (not stoic)69.955121.358
studious (not goof-off)69.984127.2118
down2earth (not head@clouds)69.844428.567
eloquent (not unpolished)69.865824.058
neurotypical (not autistic)69.675624.843
human (not animalistic)69.387530.450
giggling (not chortling)69.216721.549
bashful (not exhibitionist)68.912226.484
nerd (not jock)68.867619.858
social (not reclusive)68.851024.4105
📈 (not 📉)68.849527.693
rural (not urban)68.720828.289
🤠 (not 🤑)68.558823.3102
straight (not queer)68.395026.965
lenient (not strict)68.239125.558
mundane (not extraordinary)68.213224.980
charismatic (not uninspiring)68.199827.462
provincial (not cosmopolitan)68.124227.575
🧠 (not 💪)68.088126.9110
princess (not queen)68.024728.144
open (not guarded)67.916125.151
refined (not rugged)67.860224.868
👟 (not 🥾)67.642130.4115
communal (not individualist)67.317525.061
deep (not shallow)67.366924.6118
comedic (not dramatic)67.321823.988
French (not Russian)67.146725.831
focused on the future (not focused on the present)67.125623.971
mainstream (not arcane)67.019924.751
monochrome (not multicolored)67.041928.552
sturdy (not flimsy)67.081927.162
thin (not thick)66.857521.271
frugal (not lavish)66.748926.358
oblivious (not alert)66.725526.889
rich (not poor)66.671714.247
literal (not metaphorical)66.552426.977
English (not German)66.5118727.646
minimalist (not pack rat)66.440724.095
tailor (not blacksmith)66.269228.338
playful (not serious)66.041226.053
chill (not offended)65.930628.838
pointed (not random)65.8100627.264
real (not philosophical)65.767823.152
folksy (not presidential)65.744129.742
regular (not zany)65.627027.592
theist (not atheist)65.528324.751
no-nonsense (not dramatic)65.444126.064
impartial (not biased)65.36625.540
resourceful (not helpless)65.2127626.262
penny-pincher (not overspender)65.253120.992
serious (not bold)65.141124.369
🥵 (not 🥶)65.150625.260
compersive (not jealous)65.144024.452
intellectual (not physical)65.086725.855
western (not eastern)65.060527.571
tight (not loose)65.085523.664
pronatalist (not child free)64.727027.550
introspective (not not introspective)64.777425.669
sexual (not asexual)64.790126.254
bookish (not sporty)64.490130.763
chatty (not reserved)64.364327.762
Swedish (not Italian)64.240027.646
thrifty (not extravagant)64.251425.875
curious (not apathetic)64.093427.761
🧢 (not 🎩)64.057528.574
emotional (not logical)63.765425.169
rock (not rap)63.7132723.847
permanent (not transient)63.656225.455
weakass (not badass)63.523622.182
specialist (not generalist)63.168225.755
🤡 (not 👽)63.133924.384
frenzied (not sleepy)63.1121720.634
🤔 (not 🤫)62.859127.861
realistic (not fantastical)62.874928.577
coordinated (not clumsy)62.6101726.150
tall (not short)62.578223.5100
vibrant (not geriatric)62.598129.260
masculine (not feminine)62.493223.181
orange (not purple)62.344329.165
stylish (not slovenly)62.288725.450
linear (not circular)62.241529.852
Greek (not Roman)62.120326.131
vintage (not trendy)62.1104527.564
resolute (not wavering)61.9101125.177
everyman (not chosen one)61.647331.747
😜 (not 🤐)61.561927.076
always down (not picky)61.431728.148
chaste (not lustful)61.148723.656
liberal (not conservative)61.188225.697
ranged (not melee)61.053427.130
opinionated (not jealous)61.0119620.539
tactful (not indiscreet)60.990329.490
forward-thinking (not stuck-in-the-past)60.969625.762
mature (not juvenile)60.882828.169
nonpolitical (not political)60.745228.959
technophile (not luddite)60.752225.740
puny (not mighty)60.628321.472
blue-collar (not ivory-tower)60.669127.548
idealist (not realist)60.658329.977
playful (not shy)60.5108625.053
proletariat (not bourgeoisie)60.567524.960
concise (not long-winded)60.555728.040
open to new experinces (not uncreative)60.4117927.965
codependent (not independent)60.342728.258
enlightened (not lost)60.355426.347
timid (not cocky)60.228925.241
😏 (not 😬)59.878428.776
spelunker (not claustrophobic)59.883233.837
proactive (not reactive)59.836527.530
rhythmic (not stuttering)59.7120529.738
triggered (not trolling)59.7101023.129
resigned (not resistant)59.611224.349
whippersnapper (not sage)59.657426.342
flexible (not rigid)59.252326.753
🐮 (not 🐷)59.178629.478
low self esteem (not narcissistic)59.047822.157
funny (not humorless)58.990428.465
genius (not dunce)58.8115024.487
rational (not whimsical)58.889325.559
non-gamer (not gamer)58.796731.072
cringeworthy (not inspiring)58.454626.467
🤖 (not 👻)58.461127.969
master (not apprentice)58.2108928.461
overprepared (not efficient)58.220134.550
normal (not weird)58.152227.169
family-first (not work-first)58.180827.552
utilitarian (not decorative)58.1100526.870
🐩 (not 🐒)58.079835.077
mathematical (not literary)57.949427.355
roundabout (not direct)57.830927.769
slow (not fast)57.630324.958
prideful (not envious)57.5138621.296
monastic (not hedonist)57.147821.648
serene (not pensive)57.113127.671
analysis (not common sense)57.087431.254
emancipated (not enslaved)56.9121926.856
interesting (not tiresome)56.7130328.464
flirtatious (not prudish)56.689127.249
extrovert (not introvert)56.396327.365
insider (not outsider)56.361228.659
objective (not subjective)56.261427.749
💃 (not 🧕)56.2111028.285
deep (not epic)56.266226.366
shy (not bold)56.021925.857
modern (not historical)55.993427.942
predictable (not quirky)55.968832.947
highbrow (not lowbrow)55.6109723.459
🐴 (not 🦄)55.695133.5101
intimate (not formal)55.582729.598
important (not irrelevant)55.4155227.0100
off-key (not musical)55.488926.940
fortunate (not unlucky)55.370425.253
🥳 (not 🥴)55.361028.294
🏀 (not 🎨)55.364129.469
tautology (not oxymoron)55.333326.527
perceptive (not unobservant)55.2152830.436
🧐 (not 😎)55.175329.1109
explorer (not builder)54.988730.156
obsessed (not aloof)54.8125328.649
hoarder (not unprepared)54.8108320.046
confident (not insecure)54.6126227.367
Pepsi (not Coke)54.160534.495
calm (not anxious)53.966528.656
cultured (not rustic)53.9113529.034
adventurous (not stick-in-the-mud)53.8109227.949
moist (not dry)53.581830.032
earth (not air)53.2123635.577
wise (not foolish)53.1107023.288
leisurely (not hurried)53.065526.670
factual (not poetic)52.9105925.951
self-assured (not self-conscious)52.8129928.866
profound (not ironic)52.683226.372
high-tech (not low-tech)52.492225.545
subdued (not exuberant)52.469529.648
spiritual (not skeptical)52.345828.872
libertarian (not socialist)52.3107431.358
relaxed (not tense)52.238727.348
empirical (not theoretical)52.1109130.868
'left-brained' (not 'right-brained')52.179029.048
private (not gregarious)52.0119827.357
fast-talking (not slow-talking)52.0122522.932
still (not twitchy)51.770227.495
hesitant (not decisive)51.552728.463
freelance (not corporate)51.4111733.936
hypochondriac (not stoic)51.369928.840
ambitious (not realistic)51.2121429.877
🐘 (not 🐀)51.196031.069
doer (not thinker)51.0131829.9102
high standards (not desperate)51.0123524.8118
awkward (not charming)50.169325.468
pro (not noob)50.9146528.997
trusting (not charming)50.488732.558
🦒 (not 🐐)50.555331.1103

The lowest rating for any description in the table is 50.0 despite a 1 to 100 scale being used. This is because descriptions that had values lower than the midpoint were reversed. For example, a score of 1/100 for "hot (not cold)" is equivalent to a score of 100/100 for "cold (not hot)". This was done so that all the traits that are most distinctive for a character are at the top of the table.

Similar characters

The similarity between two characters can be calculated by taking the correlation between the lists of their traits. This produces a value from +1 to -1. With +1 implying that every trait one character is high on the other one is high on too, to an equal degree. And, -1 implying that if a character is high on specific trait, the other one is low on it. The 10 most and least similar characters to Ted Mullens based on their crowd-sourced profiles are listed below with the correlation in parenthesis.

Most similar Least similar
  1. Jimmy Palmer (0.873)
  2. Ann Perkins (0.861)
  3. Dr. James Wilson (0.85)
  4. Kevin Ryan (0.848)
  5. Francis Mulcahy (0.848)
  6. Penny (0.841)
  7. Doc (0.837)
  8. Gabriella Montez (0.828)
  9. Pam Beesly (0.827)
  10. Tracy Mills (0.823)
  1. Sid Phillips (-0.75)
  2. Count Olaf (-0.73)
  3. Theodore 'T-Bag' Bagwell (-0.7)
  4. Frank Gallagher (-0.7)
  5. Krusty the Clown (-0.698)
  6. Billy Hargrove (-0.695)
  7. Jeremy Armitage (-0.69)
  8. Merle Dixon (-0.689)
  9. Eric Cartman (-0.679)
  10. Scar (-0.676)

Personality types

Personality types according to various systems can be derived from the character's traits. Profiles for a personality type were computed by averaging together all responses from people who took the test and reported a given personality type and then this composite was matched to each of those profiles as if it was its own character (as was done above). Listed closest to worst match.



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