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Ted Mullens Personality Statistics

Ted Mullens is a character from Schitt's Creek. This page summarizes crowd sourced ratings of their personality collected from users of the Statistical "Which Character" Personality Quiz. People who take the quiz are asked if they would also be willing to volunteer to rate characters that they know. The ratings are made on a 100 point scale between two adjectives and then all averaged together into a composite. Because of the "law of large numbers" (a.k.a. wisdom of the crowds) this profile is very reliable. If you take one persons opinion of what a character is like and compare it to the opinion of another person about what that character is like, they could be very different. But if you compare the opinions of two groups, the difference gets smaller and smaller the larger the groups.

The table shows the average rating the character received for each trait in the survey. Because the questions are bipolar adjective pairs, they are reversible (i.e. a score of 25 on short<--->tall is the same as a score of 75 on tall<--->short). On this page, traits that had an average score below the midpoint have been reversed so they can be listed in order of most to least extreme for that character. The table also shows this character's relative rank on that trait compared to all other characters in the database. The standard deviation of ratings is shown, the basic idea here is that if the standard deviation is higher then that means there is less agreement between raters on that trait (the less agreement, the larger the sample size needed to get a reliable estimate). The number of raters is how many different individuals submitted a rating for that trait with this character; each rater rated only a random subset of traits for each character when they were surveyed.

TraitAverage ratingRankRating standard deviationNumber of raters
👨‍⚕️ (not 👨‍🔧)93.9511.298
devoted (not unfaithful)93.25214.930
kind (not cruel)92.26511.265
healthy (not sickly)91.71610.560
civilized (not barbaric)91.53211.568
loyal (not traitorous)91.415412.951
sunny (not gloomy)91.32010.939
on-time (not tardy)90.57913.787
respectful (not rude)90.33014.667
warm (not cold)90.03410.756
forgiving (not vengeful)89.92616.059
valedictorian (not drop out)89.810213.999
wholesome (not salacious)89.72814.887
reliable (not experimental)89.22310.446
lover (not fighter)89.11510.762
boy/girl-next-door (not celebrity)88.93312.847
diligent (not lazy)88.632913.654
white knight (not bad boy)88.62314.745
complimentary (not insulting)88.51413.071
glad (not mad)88.41611.184
😇 (not 😈)88.33817.285
clean (not perverted)88.18318.181
sweet (not bitter)88.14418.456
🎃 (not 💀)88.0814.982
motivated (not unmotivated)87.934514.945
obedient (not rebellious)87.81712.835
preppy (not punk rock)87.86314.847
empath (not psychopath)87.85813.671
trusting (not suspicious)87.61919.659
altruistic (not selfish)87.53614.395
not genocidal (not genocidal)87.510524.636
nurturing (not poisonous)87.47914.346
innocent (not jaded)87.31715.749
reasonable (not deranged)87.23715.594
🐿 (not 🦇)87.22214.459
romantic (not dispassionate)87.27815.144
patient (not impatient)87.11712.558
warm (not quarrelsome)87.12616.861
flower child (not goth)86.910812.434
optimistic (not pessimistic)86.84816.157
sheriff (not outlaw)86.76812.969
one-faced (not two-faced)86.79021.087
touchy-feely (not distant)86.63116.548
neat (not messy)86.511818.059
angelic (not demonic)86.16317.755
giving (not receiving)86.16917.545
tame (not wild)86.11011.273
honorable (not cunning)86.04817.885
soft (not hard)85.84812.766
good-humored (not angry)85.79118.548
accommodating (not stubborn)85.7917.882
love-focused (not money-focused)85.722715.346
vegan (not cannibal)85.62315.839
generous (not stingy)85.68018.397
soulful (not soulless)85.522217.251
beautiful (not ugly)85.542015.572
summer (not winter)85.58715.446
treasure (not trash)85.222020.1113
sensible (not ludicrous)85.13912.857
soft (not hard)85.15214.761
proper (not scandalous)85.05315.459
active (not slothful)84.927518.852
stable (not moody)84.8916.148
unchallenging (not demanding)84.5815.979
genuine (not sarcastic)84.47421.580
reassuring (not fearmongering)84.45020.239
pure (not debased)84.06316.050
water (not fire)83.92816.692
👩‍🔬 (not 👩‍🎤)83.77919.1105
well behaved (not mischievous)83.64619.954
fresh (not stinky)83.519817.384
submissive (not dominant)83.25718.141
attentive (not interrupting)83.24621.772
morning lark (not night owl)83.13019.956
attractive (not repulsive)83.035817.060
egalitarian (not racist)82.945618.292
cheesy (not chic)82.96819.151
driven (not unambitious)82.754218.559
gatherer (not hunter)82.76916.344
gracious (not feisty)82.61017.280
blissful (not haunted)82.51818.567
traditional (not unorthodox)82.46218.869
self-disciplined (not disorganized)82.241620.260
unambiguous (not mysterious)82.23516.671
works hard (not plays hard)82.223717.159
accepting (not judgemental)81.99816.646
cheery (not sorrowful)81.97519.054
overachiever (not underachiever)81.638717.978
mild (not spicy)81.64419.161
disarming (not creepy)81.613516.352
emotional (not unemotional)81.627420.141
heroic (not villainous)81.442217.574
joyful (not miserable)81.48317.973
🙋‍♂️ (not 🙅‍♂️)81.35721.6103
pacifist (not ferocious)81.25717.859
workaholic (not slacker)81.253919.158
gullible (not cynical)81.05815.946
straightforward (not cryptic)80.910220.663
orderly (not chaotic)80.816720.562
equitable (not hypocritical)80.85217.758
democratic (not authoritarian)80.75114.854
moderate (not extreme)80.71421.557
happy (not sad)80.65716.648
persistent (not quitter)80.587119.1109
bright (not depressed)80.47814.361
politically correct (not edgy)80.35221.963
grateful (not entitled)80.212121.973
domestic (not industrial)80.03716.445
washed (not muddy)80.016226.733
consistent (not variable)79.910320.950
protagonist (not antagonist)79.934022.638
devout (not heathen)79.86119.039
😊 (not 🤣)79.612923.3112
dog person (not cat person)79.413125.248
yes-man (not contrarian)79.43016.336
awkward (not suspicious)79.37114.556
classical (not avant-garde)79.38718.351
humble (not arrogant)79.213121.763
loveable (not punchable)79.123827.055
🥰 (not 🙃)79.08423.8103
cooperative (not competitive)78.99519.558
competent (not incompetent)78.959518.464
tattle-tale (not f***-the-police)78.87918.441
confidential (not gossiping)78.739317.886
🧗 (not 🛌)78.729022.388
open-book (not secretive)78.57821.151
sugarcoated (not frank)78.41021.450
dorky (not cool)78.213718.780
go-getter (not slugabed)78.253923.899
average (not deviant)78.22520.161
gendered (not androgynous)78.162025.754
💝 (not 💔)78.115127.370
normie (not freak)78.17321.392
factual (not exaggerating)78.015221.365
🚴 (not 🏋️‍♂️)77.927626.676
🌟 (not 💩)77.852920.874
prestigious (not disreputable)77.624823.446
tasteful (not lewd)77.520619.570
statist (not anarchist)77.48620.063
transparent (not machiavellian)77.36725.248
self-improving (not self-destructive)77.39220.044
often crying (not never cries)77.113918.839
fixable (not unfixable)76.88315.531
methodical (not astonishing)76.617820.475
feminist (not sexist)76.651419.571
OCD (not ADHD)76.627122.065
lighthearted (not intense)76.57723.453
beta (not alpha)76.416220.069
sensitive (not thick-skinned)76.314220.857
vanilla (not kinky)76.215924.861
scheduled (not spontaneous)76.138722.779
manicured (not scruffy)76.157021.651
sheltered (not street-smart)76.012720.752
scholarly (not crafty)75.811619.556
cautious (not impulsive)75.820320.259
unassuming (not pretentious)75.76823.9100
metrosexual (not macho)75.619124.345
vulnerable (not armoured)75.511620.758
hard-work (not natural-talent)75.323723.5105
privileged (not oppressed)75.249119.843
legit (not scrub)75.151122.983
modest (not flamboyant)75.026423.979
scientific (not artistic)74.832520.255
basic (not hipster)74.727324.655
😀 (not 😭)74.616428.779
young (not old)74.451615.957
first-mate (not captain)74.331821.348
innocent (not worldly)74.210122.182
smooth (not rough)74.115025.250
good-cook (not bad-cook)74.112822.460
sane (not crazy)74.020223.398
wooden (not plastic)74.033624.181
reasoned (not instinctual)73.812224.556
sober (not indulgent)73.614421.364
practical (not imaginative)73.539525.670
high IQ (not low IQ)73.586022.662
careful (not brave)73.310420.960
existentialist (not nihilist)73.311117.548
naive (not paranoid)73.19824.648
deliberate (not spontaneous)73.049422.665
conventional (not creative)72.919422.468
meek (not bossy)72.913418.149
concrete (not abstract)72.925226.783
knowledgeable (not ignorant)72.863821.740
passive (not assertive)72.89025.846
🏌 (not 🤺)72.84624.293
quiet (not loud)72.626420.549
simple (not complicated)72.67221.753
official (not backdoor)72.617225.361
open-minded (not close-minded)72.632023.149
interested (not bored)72.646622.558
sheeple (not conspiracist)72.42620.660
pain-avoidant (not masochistic)72.36925.944
pop (not indie)72.210025.042
patriotic (not unpatriotic)71.844820.596
involved (not remote)71.651720.444
believable (not poorly-written)71.582818.146
expressive (not monotone)71.549325.641
flourishing (not traumatized)71.47420.945
centrist (not radical)71.46823.249
repetitive (not varied)71.321222.375
neutral (not opinionated)71.02426.379
country-bumpkin (not city-slicker)70.519722.4116
studious (not goof-off)70.372326.9117
eloquent (not unpolished)70.157424.555
precise (not vague)70.154823.161
👨‍🚀 (not 🧙)70.119628.0105
down2earth (not head@clouds)70.038428.665
chivalrous (not businesslike)69.828129.272
neurotypical (not autistic)69.669324.843
expressive (not stoic)69.549521.452
demure (not vain)69.424223.361
📈 (not 📉)69.337127.392
🤠 (not 🤑)68.949423.3100
social (not reclusive)68.944124.3102
giggling (not chortling)68.814821.648
human (not animalistic)68.778330.848
bashful (not exhibitionist)68.711426.682
lenient (not strict)68.633625.555
👟 (not 🥾)68.533230.3109
sturdy (not flimsy)68.567226.359
provincial (not cosmopolitan)68.322027.072
rural (not urban)68.319028.385
nerd (not jock)68.261919.756
focused on the future (not focused on the present)68.019722.970
mundane (not extraordinary)68.012725.576
princess (not queen)67.922428.542
open (not guarded)67.713725.649
charismatic (not uninspiring)67.689028.258
🧠 (not 💪)67.578427.0108
refined (not rugged)67.455424.767
straight (not queer)67.392126.863
comedic (not dramatic)67.219124.083
thin (not thick)67.147320.869
theist (not atheist)67.121324.348
French (not Russian)67.140025.831
impartial (not biased)67.13824.838
mainstream (not arcane)67.117425.146
frugal (not lavish)67.043126.556
literal (not metaphorical)67.043526.572
monochrome (not multicolored)67.035728.350
deep (not shallow)67.057824.6116
communal (not individualist)66.915025.658
oblivious (not alert)66.823627.187
pointed (not random)66.786126.563
minimalist (not pack rat)66.435124.095
rich (not poor)66.265214.245
tailor (not blacksmith)65.962628.637
no-nonsense (not dramatic)65.837725.762
folksy (not presidential)65.838030.141
real (not philosophical)65.659023.451
English (not German)65.6110227.943
playful (not serious)65.336625.750
regular (not zany)65.323627.591
introspective (not not introspective)65.165325.568
penny-pincher (not overspender)65.147621.190
serious (not bold)65.035124.568
western (not eastern)65.053527.571
chill (not offended)65.028728.637
sexual (not asexual)65.079325.252
curious (not apathetic)64.777926.859
specialist (not generalist)64.552325.253
compersive (not jealous)64.439524.251
bookish (not sporty)64.478431.261
tight (not loose)64.477023.458
pronatalist (not child free)64.424628.047
chatty (not reserved)64.356927.758
resourceful (not helpless)64.3113626.459
thrifty (not extravagant)64.346126.173
intellectual (not physical)64.278425.953
Swedish (not Italian)64.232727.646
🥵 (not 🥶)64.245325.258
weakass (not badass)64.119921.978
🧢 (not 🎩)64.049928.569
rock (not rap)63.7116423.847
permanent (not transient)63.250525.454
masculine (not feminine)63.180323.177
emotional (not logical)63.158725.366
ranged (not melee)63.135325.229
realistic (not fantastical)62.866328.577
🤡 (not 👽)62.729924.681
timid (not cocky)62.721123.737
🤔 (not 🤫)62.453427.960
coordinated (not clumsy)62.389626.349
linear (not circular)62.335429.549
stylish (not slovenly)62.178025.749
orange (not purple)62.039129.364
resolute (not wavering)61.988525.177
opinionated (not jealous)61.9100220.136
vibrant (not geriatric)61.789229.154
😜 (not 🤐)61.654627.173
mature (not juvenile)61.571828.167
always down (not picky)61.525028.447
frenzied (not sleepy)61.4115621.629
everyman (not chosen one)61.442331.844
tall (not short)61.271621.951
playful (not shy)61.293924.752
Greek (not Roman)61.219626.130
chaste (not lustful)61.141423.656
technophile (not luddite)61.044326.039
forward-thinking (not stuck-in-the-past)61.059725.861
nonpolitical (not political)60.938028.657
tactful (not indiscreet)60.978329.490
puny (not mighty)60.825121.768
liberal (not conservative)60.778525.893
enlightened (not lost)60.448726.545
genius (not dunce)60.395723.982
blue-collar (not ivory-tower)60.262728.046
codependent (not independent)60.239128.755
vintage (not trendy)60.296827.659
proletariat (not bourgeoisie)59.959725.158
flexible (not rigid)59.742926.351
idealist (not realist)59.753629.775
rhythmic (not stuttering)59.7103629.738
open to new experinces (not uncreative)59.6103627.863
low self esteem (not narcissistic)59.638921.956
whippersnapper (not sage)59.649926.342
😏 (not 😬)59.468128.875
rational (not whimsical)59.177225.357
🐮 (not 🐷)59.165529.478
concise (not long-winded)59.053427.636
funny (not humorless)58.979928.465
resigned (not resistant)58.910324.547
overprepared (not efficient)58.916934.649
triggered (not trolling)58.989823.228
spelunker (not claustrophobic)58.777334.235
non-gamer (not gamer)58.784131.072
proactive (not reactive)58.736326.627
master (not apprentice)58.295928.956
family-first (not work-first)57.970827.751
normal (not weird)57.847627.663
roundabout (not direct)57.827227.769
interesting (not tiresome)57.8109028.162
mathematical (not literary)57.743527.653
🐩 (not 🐒)57.768735.475
modern (not historical)57.677127.239
cringeworthy (not inspiring)57.649626.365
utilitarian (not decorative)57.689726.769
🤖 (not 👻)57.654128.063
prideful (not envious)57.5121821.296
slow (not fast)57.327225.057
analysis (not common sense)57.374231.451
predictable (not quirky)57.355832.843
highbrow (not lowbrow)57.091323.056
monastic (not hedonist)57.040922.046
shy (not bold)56.418426.352
serene (not pensive)56.411727.669
emancipated (not enslaved)56.3106927.153
off-key (not musical)56.375026.639
💃 (not 🧕)56.197828.384
flirtatious (not prudish)56.179327.547
fortunate (not unlucky)55.960825.152
important (not irrelevant)55.9133826.599
🏀 (not 🎨)55.954929.068
extrovert (not introvert)55.886726.961
insider (not outsider)55.855728.753
objective (not subjective)55.853327.646
🐴 (not 🦄)55.881733.698
deep (not epic)55.560026.464
intimate (not formal)55.272629.496
🥳 (not 🥴)55.153828.292
🧐 (not 😎)55.165628.7106
hoarder (not unprepared)55.092519.841
Pepsi (not Coke)54.747134.791
explorer (not builder)54.676930.255
confident (not insecure)54.4110527.365
perceptive (not unobservant)54.3134330.435
obsessed (not aloof)54.1113728.546
cultured (not rustic)54.098528.532
tautology (not oxymoron)53.637025.526
earth (not air)53.4108735.275
private (not gregarious)53.3100727.054
self-assured (not self-conscious)53.2114428.865
subdued (not exuberant)53.257629.845
still (not twitchy)53.157727.490
calm (not anxious)52.960728.754
high-tech (not low-tech)52.977025.644
relaxed (not tense)52.832427.347
leisurely (not hurried)52.859026.768
profound (not ironic)52.771625.970
wise (not foolish)52.695322.887
empirical (not theoretical)52.693430.867
adventurous (not stick-in-the-mud)52.498927.244
spiritual (not skeptical)52.339429.070
moist (not dry)52.276730.530
hesitant (not decisive)52.043928.061
fast-talking (not slow-talking)52.0107022.932
libertarian (not socialist)51.6102831.754
factual (not poetic)51.697126.248
doer (not thinker)51.6113529.9100
'left-brained' (not 'right-brained')51.476229.545
ambitious (not realistic)51.4106329.976
high standards (not desperate)51.4107224.8115
corporate (not freelance)51.168835.330
pro (not noob)51.0127729.095
🐘 (not 🐀)51.086430.765
stoic (not hypochondriac)51.0103528.637
trusting (not charming)50.377332.954
awkward (not charming)50.560525.467
🦒 (not 🐐)50.547931.1103

Similar characters

The similarity between two characters can be calculated by taking the correlation between the lists of their traits. This produces a value from +1 to -1. With +1 implying that every trait one character is high on the other one is high on too, to an equal degree. And, -1 implying that if a character is high on specific trait, the other one is low on it. The 10 most and least similar characters to Ted Mullens based on their crowd-sourced profiles are listed below with the correlation in parenthesis.

Most similar Least similar
  1. Jimmy Palmer (0.872)
  2. Ann Perkins (0.861)
  3. Dr. James Wilson (0.851)
  4. Francis Mulcahy (0.849)
  5. Kevin Ryan (0.848)
  6. Penny (0.84)
  7. Doc (0.837)
  8. Pam Beesly (0.826)
  9. Tracy Mills (0.823)
  10. Timothy McGee (0.821)
  1. Sid Phillips (-0.752)
  2. Theodore 'T-Bag' Bagwell (-0.703)
  3. Frank Gallagher (-0.701)
  4. Krusty the Clown (-0.699)
  5. Billy Hargrove (-0.698)
  6. Merle Dixon (-0.691)
  7. Jeremy Armitage (-0.689)
  8. Eric Cartman (-0.677)
  9. Scar (-0.676)
  10. Nelson Muntz (-0.675)

Personality types

Personality types according to various systems can be derived from the character's traits. Profiles for a personality type were computed by averaging together all responses from people who took the test and reported a given personality type and then this composite was matched to each of those profiles as if it was its own character (as was done above). Listed closest to worst match.



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