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Eric Cartman Descriptive Personality Statistics

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Eric Cartman is a character from South Park.

This page summarizes crowd sourced ratings of their personality collected from users of the Statistical "Which Character" Personality Quiz. This website has recruited more than 3 million volunteers to rate characters on descriptive adjectives and other properties, which can be aggregated to create profiles that users can be matched to as part of a personality test. For more information about how the ratings were collected and how they are used, see the documentation.

Aggregated ratings for 400 descriptions

The table shows the average rating the character received for each descriptive item on a 1 to 100 scale and what that character's rank for the description is among all 2,000 characters in the database. It also shows the standard deviation of the ratings and how many different individuals submitted a rating for that description.

ItemAverage ratingRankRating standard deviationNumber of raters
loud (not quiet)98.814.046
rude (not respectful)98.614.445
insulting (not complimentary)98.014.747
thick (not thin)97.915.356
judgemental (not accepting)97.715.652
juvenile (not mature)97.627.750
arrogant (not humble)97.436.549
mischievous (not well behaved)97.365.356
demanding (not unchallenging)97.265.972
receiving (not giving)97.115.842
interrupting (not attentive)96.826.793
vengeful (not forgiving)96.41012.942
sexist (not feminist)96.247.944
entitled (not grateful)96.197.572
demonic (not angelic)95.986.042
exaggerating (not factual)95.9210.795
stubborn (not accommodating)95.988.671
bold (not shy)95.7298.350
opinionated (not neutral)95.61512.478
impatient (not patient)95.438.259
competitive (not cooperative)95.32811.653
genocidal (not not genocidal)95.377.435
stingy (not generous)95.2413.082
scandalous (not proper)95.059.549
extreme (not moderate)94.71313.355
racist (not egalitarian)94.2210.844
bossy (not meek)94.03513.052
selfish (not altruistic)94.03314.552
😜 (not 🤐)94.01415.341
cocky (not timid)94.03117.536
psychopath (not empath)93.91913.076
moody (not stable)93.91411.145
debased (not pure)93.9712.272
wild (not tame)93.5239.351
hypocritical (not equitable)93.5314.854
rebellious (not obedient)93.35516.070
fearmongering (not reassuring)93.3715.551
poisonous (not nurturing)93.13115.153
feisty (not gracious)93.0616.562
🛌 (not 🧗)92.7817.264
playful (not shy)92.4619.036
chatty (not reserved)92.16015.150
vain (not demure)92.11818.759
😈 (not 😇)92.14113.750
bad boy (not white knight)91.91713.038
ludicrous (not sensible)91.8916.443
cruel (not kind)91.73812.151
goof-off (not studious)91.72017.160
cannibal (not vegan)91.61613.753
repulsive (not attractive)91.5913.645
salacious (not wholesome)91.51620.445
shallow (not deep)91.5418.352
quarrelsome (not warm)91.44218.064
sarcastic (not genuine)91.42120.742
edgy (not politically correct)91.31915.451
deranged (not reasonable)91.31810.148
narcissistic (not low self esteem)91.34818.759
experimental (not reliable)91.3815.847
bitter (not sweet)91.24114.251
short (not tall)91.13615.3138
chaotic (not orderly)91.04819.262
slacker (not workaholic)91.01416.962
perverted (not clean)90.81717.883
impulsive (not cautious)90.76120.056
assertive (not passive)90.56619.856
gamer (not non-gamer)90.41314.8101
gossiping (not confidential)90.32519.759
dramatic (not no-nonsense)90.14522.954
expressive (not monotone)90.17418.440
spicy (not mild)89.94719.356
traitorous (not loyal)89.82116.851
money-focused (not love-focused)89.85220.243
suspicious (not trusting)89.67418.751
unfixable (not fixable)89.41716.755
authoritarian (not democratic)89.35524.459
young (not old)89.36819.254
extrovert (not introvert)89.38418.163
punchable (not loveable)89.36215.653
fire (not water)89.38120.164
self-destructive (not self-improving)89.12819.049
frank (not sugarcoated)89.18923.832
lewd (not tasteful)89.01420.656
jealous (not compersive)88.83314.436
cunning (not honorable)88.75214.947
privileged (not oppressed)88.713115.247
two-faced (not one-faced)88.65725.659
weird (not normal)88.66514.952
whimsical (not rational)88.23718.756
main character (not side character)88.123317.335
jaded (not innocent)88.110117.946
plays hard (not works hard)88.02714.654
slothful (not active)88.0919.157
🤣 (not 😊)88.01218.945
lazy (not diligent)87.8622.645
cold (not warm)87.77718.250
offended (not chill)87.75517.264
indulgent (not sober)87.56024.950
messy (not neat)87.55419.245
fast-talking (not slow-talking)87.47019.949
ferocious (not pacifist)87.311221.355
resistant (not resigned)87.32319.949
deviant (not average)87.35021.155
barbaric (not civilized)87.22417.552
worldly (not innocent)87.010717.160
disorganized (not self-disciplined)86.84423.849
ugly (not beautiful)86.41317.642
💩 (not 🌟)86.43820.853
stinky (not fresh)86.42718.447
crazy (not sane)86.36921.360
expressive (not stoic)86.212318.754
flamboyant (not modest)86.29623.846
picky (not always down)86.23622.030
drop out (not valedictorian)86.14521.652
🤡 (not 👽)86.0624.846
spontaneous (not scheduled)85.912625.352
bold (not serious)85.96922.748
tardy (not on-time)85.94116.075
instinctual (not reasoned)85.86216.038
soulless (not soulful)85.85623.452
🤑 (not 🤠)85.87722.644
ambitious (not realistic)85.79719.069
emotional (not logical)85.69523.361
🐷 (not 🐮)85.61027.937
dominant (not submissive)85.332520.450
trash (not treasure)85.33119.047
backdoor (not official)85.27118.040
crafty (not scholarly)85.26120.342
disreputable (not prestigious)85.22725.344
rugged (not refined)85.07418.545
cringeworthy (not inspiring)85.04521.446
suspicious (not awkward)84.99219.536
mad (not glad)84.810123.055
ignorant (not knowledgeable)84.83126.048
head@clouds (not down2earth)84.78226.142
intense (not lighthearted)84.726427.855
foolish (not wise)84.55120.154
heathen (not devout)84.32624.455
pack rat (not minimalist)84.21719.263
sickly (not healthy)84.13017.253
dispassionate (not romantic)84.12120.446
slow (not fast)84.01221.054
💃 (not 🧕)84.022024.045
whippersnapper (not sage)83.91622.940
freak (not normie)83.911019.676
ADHD (not OCD)83.87224.384
🐒 (not 🐩)83.34326.844
zany (not regular)83.012622.435
overspender (not penny-pincher)82.97723.245
villainous (not heroic)82.710821.445
🐐 (not 🦒)82.71826.666
anarchist (not statist)82.68127.040
unorthodox (not traditional)82.520425.640
hedonist (not monastic)82.53126.853
fighter (not lover)82.510524.875
fantastical (not realistic)82.311725.489
epic (not deep)81.83319.779
frenzied (not sleepy)81.618122.744
captain (not first-mate)81.529530.843
gendered (not androgynous)81.549327.256
ironic (not profound)81.51824.969
circular (not linear)81.41027.939
gregarious (not private)81.38926.435
conspiracist (not sheeple)81.316528.258
close-minded (not open-minded)81.210328.559
exuberant (not subdued)81.217022.245
slovenly (not stylish)81.06325.049
unpolished (not eloquent)80.98430.561
traumatized (not flourishing)80.521721.832
trolling (not triggered)80.33031.059
radical (not centrist)80.39728.135
doer (not thinker)80.219526.986
not introspective (not introspective)80.02628.138
🙃 (not 🥰)80.013527.850
plastic (not wooden)80.02422.036
imaginative (not practical)79.912826.952
decisive (not hesitant)79.840127.856
funny (not humorless)79.727023.853
individualist (not communal)79.625233.840
👩‍🎤 (not 👩‍🔬)79.622223.140
biased (not impartial)79.419929.839
adventurous (not stick-in-the-mud)79.435427.644
self-assured (not self-conscious)79.226428.742
incompetent (not competent)79.24730.544
alpha (not beta)78.848827.457
unambiguous (not mysterious)78.611525.747
bad-cook (not good-cook)78.411627.689
avant-garde (not classical)78.37718.335
contrarian (not yes-man)78.317931.637
direct (not roundabout)78.138930.148
lavish (not frugal)78.120231.360
emancipated (not enslaved)77.526425.841
🤺 (not 🏌)77.545528.648
unfaithful (not devoted)77.35031.642
machiavellian (not transparent)77.120430.735
indiscreet (not tactful)77.05632.841
scrub (not legit)77.05020.043
muddy (not washed)76.910823.133
pretentious (not unassuming)76.829130.835
kinky (not vanilla)76.724331.043
creepy (not disarming)76.710026.437
night owl (not morning lark)76.339823.836
social (not reclusive)76.132822.059
pensive (not serene)76.122423.074
political (not nonpolitical)76.027732.648
rigid (not flexible)75.825728.652
work-first (not family-first)75.735830.156
hard (not soft)75.537530.151
nihilist (not existentialist)75.42130.147
celebrity (not boy/girl-next-door)75.425027.334
animalistic (not human)75.17527.956
playful (not serious)75.026029.954
scruffy (not manicured)75.027526.144
rough (not smooth)74.922329.741
involved (not remote)74.842328.844
masculine (not feminine)74.666222.058
creative (not conventional)74.536127.947
antagonist (not protagonist)74.515833.335
atheist (not theist)74.136533.143
western (not eastern)74.020435.447
👨‍🔧 (not 👨‍⚕️)73.934624.338
skeptical (not spiritual)73.760825.939
child free (not pronatalist)73.735732.846
Russian (not French)73.710329.142
master (not apprentice)73.666830.956
twitchy (not still)73.040829.188
queen (not princess)72.755735.143
exhibitionist (not bashful)72.640535.4108
conservative (not liberal)72.518733.044
pessimistic (not optimistic)72.428729.151
outlaw (not sheriff)72.447435.454
clumsy (not coordinated)72.322731.164
emotional (not unemotional)72.271535.038
extravagant (not thrifty)72.139129.052
extraordinary (not mundane)71.966728.339
🧢 (not 🎩)71.839233.644
💔 (not 💝)71.726027.946
angry (not good-humored)71.627529.643
anxious (not calm)71.646223.144
long-winded (not concise)71.216231.334
sensitive (not thick-skinned)70.729730.749
natural-talent (not hard-work)70.513021.870
orange (not purple)70.419932.445
💀 (not 🎃)70.241234.265
explorer (not builder)70.240026.045
lost (not enlightened)70.133927.438
often crying (not never cries)70.030231.051
🐘 (not 🐀)69.826336.245
Coke (not Pepsi)69.79237.350
haunted (not blissful)69.672929.972
hard (not soft)69.555134.656
businesslike (not chivalrous)69.441830.562
literary (not mathematical)69.345723.433
🧙 (not 👨‍🚀)69.235133.542
English (not German)69.1105534.842
😎 (not 🧐)69.052134.847
low IQ (not high IQ)68.911330.163
leisurely (not hurried)68.922037.439
variable (not consistent)68.818534.262
rustic (not cultured)68.723431.654
cheesy (not chic)68.644432.239
modern (not historical)68.550930.856
hypochondriac (not stoic)68.518231.838
obsessed (not aloof)68.457734.255
cynical (not gullible)68.369533.640
charming (not trusting)68.046823.834
real (not philosophical)67.759233.645
focused on the present (not focused on the future)67.331236.454
open-book (not secretive)67.226234.062
freelance (not corporate)67.172036.740
brave (not careful)67.074127.241
armoured (not vulnerable)67.073533.962
chortling (not giggling)66.864536.547
idealist (not realist)66.543933.046
lustful (not chaste)66.160036.460
cheery (not sorrowful)66.039829.165
trendy (not vintage)65.821727.193
punk rock (not preppy)65.549134.748
oblivious (not alert)65.428830.950
artistic (not scientific)65.355127.648
complicated (not simple)65.389035.749
oxymoron (not tautology)65.324928.432
moist (not dry)65.135833.948
dorky (not cool)64.848330.265
lowbrow (not highbrow)64.721339.051
important (not irrelevant)64.5134731.952
winter (not summer)64.454031.847
bourgeoisie (not proletariat)64.353432.838
open to new experinces (not uncreative)64.1107038.565
chosen one (not everyman)64.161236.230
confident (not insecure)64.097739.239
ivory-tower (not blue-collar)64.053332.249
codependent (not independent)63.935438.162
utilitarian (not decorative)63.977633.837
pop (not indie)63.926233.733
Roman (not Greek)63.730934.640
off-key (not musical)63.754236.237
tense (not relaxed)63.6123233.041
abstract (not concrete)63.637633.038
reactive (not proactive)63.645338.442
driven (not unambitious)62.9157036.749
random (not pointed)62.927136.993
spelunker (not claustrophobic)62.870333.139
intimate (not formal)62.759427.851
cat person (not dog person)62.459535.449
loose (not tight)62.337735.153
country-bumpkin (not city-slicker)61.637929.641
persistent (not quitter)61.3177037.949
f***-the-police (not tattle-tale)61.197641.158
libertarian (not socialist)61.047740.340
unobservant (not perceptive)60.919035.643
sexual (not asexual)60.7106835.473
autistic (not neurotypical)60.616536.346
🙅‍♂️ (not 🙋‍♂️)60.646839.635
dunce (not genius)60.231930.739
👟 (not 🥾)60.070838.038
empirical (not theoretical)59.859433.236
noob (not pro)59.827734.953
👻 (not 🤖)59.869734.446
quirky (not predictable)59.667934.538
high-tech (not low-tech)59.472229.037
apathetic (not curious)59.322835.870
interesting (not tiresome)59.3124335.151
basic (not hipster)59.289132.646
masochistic (not pain-avoidant)59.061937.946
technophile (not luddite)58.960229.039
repetitive (not varied)58.782035.549
nerd (not jock)58.496730.553
guarded (not open)58.3130636.650
subjective (not objective)58.358738.154
multicolored (not monochrome)58.369535.735
resourceful (not helpless)58.3150839.642
underachiever (not overachiever)58.324936.665
permanent (not transient)58.280035.236
charismatic (not uninspiring)58.1143436.949
vibrant (not geriatric)58.0117933.139
Swedish (not Italian)57.962635.239
flimsy (not sturdy)57.937532.951
presidential (not folksy)57.986938.352
💪 (not 🧠)57.845333.349
'right-brained' (not 'left-brained')57.720229.844
earth (not air)57.7105437.756
straightforward (not cryptic)57.6120940.851
generalist (not specialist)57.634235.845
analysis (not common sense)57.685533.442
melee (not ranged)57.542237.332
provincial (not cosmopolitan)57.462733.330
believable (not poorly-written)57.3173432.753
😀 (not 😭)57.271736.654
fortunate (not unlucky)57.166332.043
blacksmith (not tailor)57.057834.233
spontaneous (not deliberate)56.958540.349
puny (not mighty)56.539533.548
efficient (not overprepared)56.5131533.345
rap (not rock)56.517635.545
patriotic (not unpatriotic)56.4126136.540
weakass (not badass)56.438437.495
miserable (not joyful)56.3103130.663
poetic (not factual)56.164233.737
🤔 (not 🤫)55.9101040.745
hunter (not gatherer)55.795139.550
🥶 (not 🥵)55.661540.360
strict (not lenient)55.495238.644
🎨 (not 🏀)55.4110628.167
literal (not metaphorical)55.3113335.449
slugabed (not go-getter)55.117236.946
bored (not interested)54.729536.695
arcane (not mainstream)54.5101635.943
distant (not touchy-feely)54.4100334.255
bookish (not sporty)54.3115223.150
physical (not intellectual)54.261932.342
🏋️‍♂️ (not 🚴)54.249725.639
dramatic (not comedic)53.9129936.4107
bright (not depressed)53.789730.636
opinionated (not jealous)53.6151439.443
poor (not rich)53.572123.745
straight (not queer)53.5147635.848
paranoid (not naive)53.4118438.151
outsider (not insider)53.395938.349
hoarder (not unprepared)53.0118732.837
😬 (not 😏)53.071538.559
macho (not metrosexual)53.065334.348
awkward (not charming)52.964532.138
happy (not sad)52.766132.949
stuck-in-the-past (not forward-thinking)52.777031.972
prudish (not flirtatious)52.781536.034
desperate (not high standards)52.665238.880
domestic (not industrial)52.486635.440
street-smart (not sheltered)52.3122736.941
astonishing (not methodical)52.271738.548
🥴 (not 🥳)52.2111236.436
📉 (not 📈)51.948040.234
stuttering (not rhythmic)51.944532.938
envious (not prideful)51.929440.6105
🐴 (not 🦄)51.7112740.243
flower child (not goth)51.3125329.841
motivated (not unmotivated)51.3181337.136
🐿 (not 🦇)51.2114340.836
gloomy (not sunny)51.1111328.844
wavering (not resolute)51.046439.047
precise (not vague)50.8140233.441
urban (not rural)50.8142434.655

The lowest rating for any description in the table is 50.0 despite a 1 to 100 scale being used. This is because descriptions that had values lower than the midpoint were reversed. For example, a score of 1/100 for "hot (not cold)" is equivalent to a score of 100/100 for "cold (not hot)". This was done so that all the traits that are most distinctive for a character are at the top of the table.

Similar characters

The similarity between two characters can be calculated by taking the correlation between the lists of their traits. This produces a value from +1 to -1. With +1 implying that every trait one character is high on the other one is high on too, to an equal degree. And, -1 implying that if a character is high on specific trait, the other one is low on it. The 10 most and least similar characters to Eric Cartman based on their crowd-sourced profiles are listed below with the correlation in parenthesis.

Most similar Least similar
  1. Erlich Bachman (0.847)
  2. Frank Reynolds (0.846)
  3. Krusty the Clown (0.843)
  4. Ben Chang (0.834)
  5. Bender Bending Rodriguez (0.815)
  6. Count Olaf (0.803)
  7. George Bluth, Sr. (0.803)
  8. Han Mi-nyeo (0.802)
  9. Baron Vladimir Harkonnen (0.8)
  10. Joffrey Baratheon (0.798)
  1. Jane Bennet (-0.787)
  2. Meg March (-0.73)
  3. Lexi Howard (-0.727)
  4. Melanie Hamilton (-0.723)
  5. Esme Cullen (-0.718)
  6. Aimee Finecky (-0.713)
  7. Elinor Dashwood (-0.706)
  8. Dr. James Wilson (-0.705)
  9. Francis Mulcahy (-0.704)
  10. Beth March (-0.699)

Personality types

Users who took the quiz were asked to self-identify their Myers-Briggs and Enneagram types. We can look at the average match scores of these different groups of users with Eric Cartman to see what personality types people who describe themselves in ways similar to the way Eric Cartman is described identify as.

Myers-Briggs Self-type Average match score with character Number of users


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