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Stan Marsh Descriptive Personality Statistics

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Stan Marsh is a character from South Park.

This page summarizes crowd sourced ratings of their personality collected from users of the Statistical "Which Character" Personality Quiz. This website has recruited more than 3 million volunteers to rate characters on descriptive adjectives and other properties, which can be aggregated to create profiles that users can be matched to as part of a personality test. For more information about how the ratings were collected and how they are used, see the documentation.

Aggregated ratings for 500 descriptions

The table shows the average rating the character received for each descriptive item on a 1 to 100 scale and what that character's rank for the description is among all 2,000 characters in the database. It also shows the standard deviation of the ratings and how many different individuals submitted a rating for that description.

ItemAverage ratingRankRating standard deviationNumber of raters
🧢 (not 🎩)89.92215.649
gendered (not androgynous)84.235021.751
young (not old)83.726423.746
human (not animalistic)82.129624.044
not genocidal (not genocidal)81.937723.941
English (not German)81.622719.634
short (not tall)80.713822.3124
protagonist (not antagonist)80.640619.952
winter (not summer)79.019723.435
vanilla (not kinky)77.916824.848
gamer (not non-gamer)77.115120.389
rational (not whimsical)76.933323.446
boy/girl-next-door (not celebrity)76.742020.039
moderate (not gluttonous)76.436919.731
perceptive (not unobservant)76.488520.944
main character (not side character)75.751029.760
resentful (not euphoric)75.140018.230
🐮 (not 🐷)75.04423.051
competent (not incompetent)74.892321.352
straight (not queer)74.572829.849
earthly (not divine)74.437422.023
straightforward (not cryptic)74.436122.447
frank (not sugarcoated)74.468523.232
overthinker (not underthinker)74.366923.729
reasonable (not deranged)74.240721.740
loyal (not traitorous)74.1106220.841
white knight (not bad boy)74.149023.643
🤔 (not 🤫)73.714324.546
skeptical (not spiritual)73.664427.936
transparent (not machiavellian)73.516922.638
unfulfilled (not fulfilled)73.547318.726
empath (not psychopath)73.162121.165
important (not irrelevant)72.9107624.940
🚴 (not 🏋️‍♂️)72.964323.347
regular (not zany)72.812324.155
🐴 (not 🦄)72.639426.357
democratic (not authoritarian)72.330929.840
civilized (not barbaric)72.276922.855
hygienic (not gross)72.2106220.123
zebra (not lion)72.030523.024
disarming (not creepy)71.967721.039
normie (not freak)71.921619.375
straight edge (not junkie)71.982021.125
masculine (not feminine)71.978320.958
blue-collar (not ivory-tower)71.935924.647
unannoying (not annoying)71.830021.730
serious (not playful)71.768216.359
realistic (not fantastical)71.648426.8102
friendly (not unfriendly)71.481721.524
rock (not rap)71.395621.350
stereotypical (not boundary breaking)71.125723.330
mild (not spicy)71.121225.752
intellectual (not physical)71.072823.041
basic (not hipster)71.045425.745
flawed (not perfect)70.975117.522
modern (not historical)70.845122.447
sensible (not ludicrous)70.853023.056
miserable (not joyful)70.852423.846
healthy (not sickly)70.781825.340
traumatized (not flourishing)70.663823.051
generalist (not specialist)70.34323.034
realistic (not ambitious)70.216624.275
utilitarian (not decorative)70.251623.943
modest (not flamboyant)70.052124.651
resists change (not likes change)69.969520.022
knowledgeable (not ignorant)69.992922.348
blue (not red)69.941525.722
questioning (not believing)69.863222.524
practical (not imaginative)69.764724.864
high IQ (not low IQ)69.6125318.040
🧠 (not 💪)69.589722.652
frugal (not lavish)69.443320.637
heroic (not villainous)69.3103618.745
conventional (not creative)69.333327.858
egalitarian (not racist)69.3130727.852
believable (not poorly-written)69.1121023.941
kind (not cruel)69.1102117.750
real (not fake)69.1109220.223
grounded (not fantasy-prone)69.052526.526
dog person (not cat person)68.942132.138
average (not deviant)68.917724.846
nerd (not jock)68.873221.245
moderate (not extreme)68.821722.553
family-first (not work-first)68.755923.246
tame (not wild)68.731321.065
diligent (not lazy)68.6146625.344
serious (not bold)68.632324.547
domestic (not industrial)68.627819.849
🐒 (not 🐩)68.533727.242
flat (not bubbly)68.551520.028
honorable (not cunning)68.364022.340
sad (not happy)68.363821.451
western (not eastern)68.350226.332
clean (not perverted)68.386723.869
cautious (not impulsive)68.248325.241
😬 (not 😏)68.227826.742
wise (not foolish)67.960722.239
mundane (not extraordinary)67.916224.348
permanent (not transient)67.840827.242
love-focused (not money-focused)67.797227.242
awkward (not charming)67.529120.546
unambiguous (not mysterious)67.549525.145
subdued (not exuberant)67.523824.642
one-faced (not two-faced)67.490629.078
gloomy (not sunny)67.363420.443
fast-talking (not slow-talking)67.271724.452
cursed (not blessed)67.279024.425
pacifist (not ferocious)67.134923.948
deliberate (not spontaneous)67.181926.051
sheriff (not outlaw)67.157025.447
pensive (not serene)67.182924.474
water (not fire)67.037728.982
thrifty (not extravagant)67.045522.945
wholesome (not salacious)66.968624.549
purple (not orange)66.835227.953
hurried (not leisurely)66.847916.739
giving (not receiving)66.876921.038
resourceful (not helpless)66.7132724.839
fresh (not stinky)66.798123.148
sensitive (not thick-skinned)66.643928.047
treasure (not trash)66.6128827.352
tight (not loose)66.585025.154
private (not gregarious)66.479020.636
🥶 (not 🥵)66.430027.952
😇 (not 😈)66.363720.948
soulful (not soulless)66.2119524.051
devoted (not unfaithful)66.0142425.945
involved (not remote)65.997525.450
proper (not scandalous)65.959525.154
🤠 (not 🤑)65.976726.450
objective (not subjective)65.924325.948
classical (not avant-garde)65.859124.842
orderly (not chaotic)65.669629.645
introspective (not not introspective)65.680827.440
earth (not air)65.668928.659
depressed (not bright)65.544924.758
dry (not moist)65.541123.336
opinionated (not jealous)65.5108129.337
traditional (not unorthodox)65.444226.947
sarcastic (not genuine)65.356326.753
negative (not positive)65.351523.623
trusting (not charming)65.232726.042
atheist (not theist)65.271029.040
tense (not relaxed)65.1125125.750
good-manners (not bad-manners)65.194125.223
real (not philosophical)65.176229.743
realist (not idealist)65.155029.634
privileged (not oppressed)64.994925.842
wooden (not plastic)64.990525.548
persistent (not quitter)64.8177928.044
handshakes (not hugs)64.792926.131
sincere (not irreverent)64.7100422.229
attractive (not repulsive)64.5123621.944
activist (not nonpartisan)64.585521.630
active (not slothful)64.4142423.548
chill (not sassy)64.419423.029
low self esteem (not narcissistic)64.336229.345
factual (not exaggerating)64.361726.388
spartan (not glamorous)64.373917.223
curious (not apathetic)64.299726.646
still (not twitchy)64.235528.172
Hates PDA (not Constant PDA)64.169722.524
valedictorian (not drop out)64.0102424.943
lumberjack (not mad-scientist)64.049126.431
mellow (not energetic)63.949223.429
sorrowful (not cheery)63.882825.442
political (not nonpolitical)63.869126.749
slovenly (not stylish)63.836422.946
neat (not messy)63.893226.753
thin (not thick)63.777018.844
🤖 (not 👻)63.745825.047
proud (not apologetic)63.7127822.323
unlucky (not fortunate)63.660427.546
open-minded (not close-minded)63.682425.150
reluctant (not eager)63.626225.122
mild (not manic)63.639523.324
reasoned (not instinctual)63.542230.649
cheesy (not chic)63.565026.843
evolutionist (not creationist)63.565728.130
go-getter (not slugabed)63.4146524.849
liberal (not conservative)63.385629.246
self-conscious (not self-assured)63.227726.371
analytical (not intuitive)63.261821.824
neurotypical (not autistic)63.1116531.134
scientific (not artistic)62.975426.669
literal (not metaphorical)62.877628.850
sane (not crazy)62.859830.248
direct (not roundabout)62.7108628.939
fixable (not unfixable)62.679325.639
🐐 (not 🦒)62.579230.241
factual (not poetic)62.574526.648
humble (not arrogant)62.358325.861
down2earth (not head@clouds)62.375927.750
feminist (not sexist)62.3113624.937
👨‍🔧 (not 👨‍⚕️)62.369129.756
awkward (not comfortable)62.353824.823
beautiful (not ugly)62.2143523.047
theoretical (not empirical)62.117230.152
reliable (not experimental)62.077628.343
indie (not pop)62.092926.848
metrosexual (not macho)61.886625.738
methodical (not astonishing)61.787926.042
romantic (not dispassionate)61.7111428.651
legit (not scrub)61.6128027.340
emotional (not unemotional)61.6118824.740
funny (not humorless)61.588326.745
consistent (not variable)61.584224.748
common sense (not analysis)61.532327.241
cooperative (not competitive)61.448427.745
insider (not outsider)61.442628.245
prudish (not flirtatious)61.454022.133
fast (not slow)61.3118623.658
🐀 (not 🐘)61.355125.549
👟 (not 🥾)61.368832.438
dolphin (not kangaroo)61.352134.022
vintage (not trendy)61.2117623.987
people-person (not things-person)61.281023.127
lover (not fighter)61.168323.870
technophile (not luddite)61.054323.639
repetitive (not varied)61.071926.040
contrarian (not yes-man)61.094425.738
guarded (not open)60.9129526.349
nurturing (not poisonous)60.998025.237
🐿 (not 🦇)60.986130.845
bookish (not sporty)60.8105926.650
🏀 (not 🎨)60.857529.670
distant (not touchy-feely)60.882024.355
predictable (not quirky)60.853227.432
chaste (not lustful)60.755027.649
🎃 (not 💀)60.758330.665
generous (not stingy)60.799423.177
open to new experinces (not uncreative)60.6127128.250
hard-work (not natural-talent)60.698923.082
noble (not jovial)60.698820.822
independent (not codependent)60.5106728.550
penny-pincher (not overspender)60.579523.346
alert (not oblivious)60.5112130.546
frenzied (not sleepy)60.5146425.741
deep (not epic)60.551026.566
forgiving (not vengeful)60.479526.449
sober (not indulgent)60.461129.245
anxious (not calm)60.493528.047
on-time (not tardy)60.4115228.367
pessimistic (not optimistic)60.371631.138
meaningful (not pointless)60.3142429.929
bashful (not exhibitionist)60.237526.569
haunted (not blissful)60.2115523.369
politically correct (not edgy)60.159427.356
pain-avoidant (not masochistic)60.152727.649
tired (not wired)60.036821.325
impatient (not patient)59.9101726.740
lawyerly (not engineerial)59.986228.428
normal (not weird)59.852128.960
provincial (not cosmopolitan)59.856125.839
monochrome (not multicolored)59.870129.341
gatherer (not hunter)59.668428.640
chivalrous (not businesslike)59.671228.744
gentle (not harsh)59.678823.330
soft (not hard)59.568721.445
triggered (not trolling)59.5109727.444
whippersnapper (not sage)59.364430.950
bossy (not meek)59.1124824.641
reassuring (not fearmongering)59.195931.348
cliché (not original)59.057025.525
forward-thinking (not stuck-in-the-past)58.982328.167
centrist (not radical)58.948622.935
bold (not shy)58.8159327.949
altruistic (not selfish)58.898126.568
hesitant (not decisive)58.837026.045
rhythmic (not stuttering)58.8133727.445
🛌 (not 🧗)58.745528.937
employee (not entrepreneur)58.757532.528
logical (not emotional)58.668231.547
prestigious (not disreputable)58.6109522.440
respectful (not rude)58.5105726.947
social (not reclusive)58.589024.851
charmer (not buffoon)58.5127627.931
jealous (not compersive)58.474926.558
good-humored (not angry)58.494624.553
cocky (not timid)58.3133428.041
tasteful (not lewd)58.2115827.941
refined (not rugged)58.299018.738
mainstream (not arcane)58.252127.348
patriotic (not unpatriotic)58.2122726.962
self-improving (not self-destructive)58.267330.845
sturdy (not flimsy)58.2124223.941
demanding (not unchallenging)58.2145627.869
unstable (not stable)58.298730.423
confidential (not gossiping)58.1123528.544
pointed (not random)58.1137728.175
awkward (not suspicious)58.049828.757
precise (not vague)58.0120426.740
flower child (not goth)57.9110725.137
washed (not muddy)57.9110325.240
grumpy (not cheery)57.999222.426
🙃 (not 🥰)57.672029.642
🌟 (not 💩)57.6143931.038
jaded (not innocent)57.6121626.035
worldly (not innocent)57.5129025.748
high-tech (not low-tech)57.580724.445
paranoid (not naive)57.5102830.847
love shy (not cassanova)57.580632.624
🤺 (not 🏌)57.4137028.236
angelic (not demonic)57.3103220.639
smooth (not rough)57.380424.445
😭 (not 😀)57.376528.651
nice (not naughty)57.386522.629
savory (not sweet)57.3101421.523
focused (not absentminded)57.3141128.029
studious (not goof-off)57.2128928.450
simple (not complicated)57.138931.246
enslaved (not emancipated)57.033226.342
child free (not pronatalist)57.0117629.849
routine (not innovative)57.074324.728
opinionated (not neutral)56.9172032.672
literary (not mathematical)56.8109326.139
apprentice (not master)56.856624.345
insightful (not generic)56.8135928.733
seemly (not inappropriate)56.8110127.631
unfrivolous (not goofy)56.8106224.326
well behaved (not mischievous)56.772432.456
geriatric (not vibrant)56.739825.435
suspicious (not trusting)56.698627.738
brave (not careful)56.6117928.955
insulting (not complimentary)56.676126.845
ironic (not profound)56.679027.866
tautology (not oxymoron)56.631322.824
all-seeing (not blind)56.697423.626
soft (not hard)56.576224.450
📉 (not 📈)56.534929.039
dramatic (not comedic)56.5128429.591
chortling (not giggling)56.4115425.146
unenthusiastic about food (not foodie)56.461829.323
proletariat (not bourgeoisie)56.291532.839
vegan (not cannibal)56.294526.648
scheduled (not spontaneous)56.0106428.347
self-disciplined (not disorganized)56.0138726.451
deep (not shallow)56.0123527.246
punk rock (not preppy)56.074128.441
Swedish (not Italian)55.975528.743
Pepsi (not Coke)55.953833.160
night owl (not morning lark)55.8110728.451
presidential (not folksy)55.899326.850
scholarly (not crafty)55.765729.439
princess (not queen)55.762831.733
insomniac (not slumbering)55.7140422.723
🤐 (not 😜)55.692726.546
underachiever (not overachiever)55.632025.574
reserved (not chatty)55.592924.847
conspiracist (not sheeple)55.5128830.340
pro (not noob)55.5147130.444
tailor (not blacksmith)55.5116029.242
desperate (not high standards)55.560428.769
hippie (not militaristic)55.568322.523
supportive (not catty)55.5118127.033
equitable (not hypocritical)55.497330.947
attentive (not interrupting)55.494527.289
quiet (not loud)55.185124.937
unprepared (not hoarder)55.157829.944
efficient (not overprepared)55.1145626.148
f***-the-police (not tattle-tale)55.1119330.954
demure (not vain)55.085125.549
consumer (not creator)55.070329.129
quarrelsome (not warm)54.9100523.049
poor (not rich)54.973021.950
thinker (not feeler)54.979729.822
plant-neglecter (not green thumb)54.9102226.022
genius (not dunce)54.8139722.152
insecure (not confident)54.851127.846
no-nonsense (not dramatic)54.783928.839
social climber (not nonconformist)54.773428.722
libertarian (not socialist)54.698230.543
coordinated (not clumsy)54.6131330.753
resolute (not wavering)54.6144631.745
🧕 (not 💃)54.654825.737
fussy (not sloppy)54.6150630.424
puny (not mighty)54.546527.843
lighthearted (not intense)54.553726.945
homebody (not world traveler)54.583826.522
dorky (not cool)54.479726.960
freelance (not corporate)54.3114128.853
minds-own-business (not snoops)54.339728.830
conformist (not maverick)54.351730.026
rural (not urban)54.249327.546
💔 (not 💝)54.184028.740
hopeful (not fearful)54.1120522.327
progressive (not old-fashioned)54.1104023.222
plays hard (not works hard)53.957230.332
tactful (not indiscreet)53.9128026.346
🥴 (not 🥳)53.9108928.950
claustrophobic (not spelunker)53.956528.743
secretive (not open-book)53.9128426.851
everyman (not chosen one)53.977929.345
unmotivated (not motivated)53.815530.733
lenient (not strict)53.785928.950
introvert (not extrovert)53.780525.141
prideful (not envious)53.7165630.3115
doer (not thinker)53.7132429.467
resigned (not resistant)53.624228.138
🧐 (not 😎)53.686628.436
stoic (not hypochondriac)53.6119228.847
uptight (not easy)53.6126324.539
accurate (not off target)53.6142025.623
anti-prank (not prankster)53.6119429.822
aloof (not obsessed)53.538127.838
highbrow (not lowbrow)53.5127926.333
driven (not unambitious)53.5187027.547
ranged (not melee)53.4112927.846
prying (not unmeddlesome)53.4153631.432
leader (not follower)53.4129830.234
stick-in-the-mud (not adventurous)53.373027.345
beta (not alpha)53.271832.450
delicate (not coarse)53.270226.027
rigid (not flexible)53.1108524.358
often crying (not never cries)53.181029.428
'left-brained' (not 'right-brained')53.072123.430
inspiring (not cringeworthy)52.9119325.445
mad (not glad)52.9111721.841
off-key (not musical)52.9108924.439
natural (not mechanical)52.9109024.022
writer (not reader)52.895132.123
physicist (not photographer)52.888630.322
cultured (not rustic)52.7126826.545
monastic (not hedonist)52.676025.039
proactive (not reactive)52.678827.136
popular (not rejected)52.6100223.024
serial dater (not chronically single)52.666527.725
pure (not debased)52.5106627.260
assertive (not passive)52.5150527.363
explorer (not builder)52.5104825.252
🤡 (not 👽)52.580528.048
parental (not childlike)52.5109230.928
enchanting (not disturbing)52.5127222.323
rebellious (not obedient)52.4128127.035
first-mate (not captain)52.4100031.143
pretentious (not unassuming)52.4114929.440
big-vocabulary (not small-vocabulary)52.4148532.922
outdoorsy (not indoorsy)52.488727.623
biased (not impartial)52.3160329.439
charismatic (not uninspiring)52.3169528.456
🤣 (not 😊)52.372529.932
Greek (not Roman)52.280231.629
bored (not interested)52.239428.688
withdrawn (not outgoing)52.283223.731
submissive (not dominant)52.166328.449
devout (not heathen)52.1111222.737
interesting (not tiresome)52.1158324.242
enlightened (not lost)52.189327.943
communal (not individualist)52.071931.048
entitled (not grateful)52.099326.576
stable (not moody)51.962229.057
accepting (not judgemental)51.994730.647
capitalist (not communist)51.9118629.422
stoic (not expressive)51.880828.546
formal (not intimate)51.897526.054
👩‍🔬 (not 👩‍🎤)51.895726.041
French (not Russian)51.8130424.133
heartfelt (not clinical)51.8126528.527
experience-oriented (not goal-oriented)51.879830.422
loveable (not punchable)51.7135730.441
unstirring (not quivering)51.7145723.622
cringing away (not welcoming experience)51.782127.422
cold (not warm)51.690527.240
nihilist (not existentialist)51.661030.144
armoured (not vulnerable)51.5129525.336
strong identity (not social chameleon)51.5166026.223
gullible (not cynical)51.469628.835
smug (not sheepish)51.4150824.926
unpolished (not eloquent)51.377425.445
pack rat (not minimalist)51.386227.740
badass (not weakass)51.3155925.684
bear (not wolf)51.378327.622
bitter (not sweet)51.2101224.149
slacker (not workaholic)51.248125.247
circular (not linear)51.295628.347
concise (not long-winded)51.2108026.245
dystopian (not utopian)51.2104728.329
statist (not anarchist)51.1108629.652
city-slicker (not country-bumpkin)51.1144329.044
🙅‍♂️ (not 🙋‍♂️)51.184530.244
expressive (not monotone)51.1132526.950
handy (not can't-fix-anything)51.1139724.823
gracious (not feisty)51.059725.647
🧙 (not 👨‍🚀)51.0108530.637
sexual (not asexual)51.0144428.671
problematic (not woke)51.0105524.722
spirited (not lifeless)51.0169226.028
focused on the future (not focused on the present)50.991827.760
shy (not playful)50.955825.346
manicured (not scruffy)50.1135127.952
ADHD (not OCD)50.976532.182
accommodating (not stubborn)50.150628.461
repressed (not forward)50.176425.922
street-smart (not sheltered)50.8133524.851
backdoor (not official)50.3117328.046
bad-cook (not good-cook)50.3109926.852
concrete (not abstract)50.6126230.654
always down (not picky)50.481824.547
mature (not juvenile)50.5118828.644
chill (not offended)50.585628.134

The lowest rating for any description in the table is 50.0 despite a 1 to 100 scale being used. This is because descriptions that had values lower than the midpoint were reversed. For example, a score of 1/100 for "hot (not cold)" is equivalent to a score of 100/100 for "cold (not hot)". This was done so that all the traits that are most distinctive for a character are at the top of the table.

Similar characters

The similarity between two characters can be calculated by taking the correlation between the lists of their traits. This produces a value from +1 to -1. With +1 implying that every trait one character is high on the other one is high on too, to an equal degree. And, -1 implying that if a character is high on specific trait, the other one is low on it. The 10 most and least similar characters to Stan Marsh based on their crowd-sourced profiles are listed below with the correlation in parenthesis.

Most similar Least similar
  1. Kyle Broflovski (0.795)
  2. Dr. John Watson (0.689)
  3. Michael Bluth (0.665)
  4. Sam Baldwin (0.652)
  5. Eric Murphy (0.644)
  6. D.I. Greg Lestrade (0.631)
  7. Columbus (0.63)
  8. Lucas Sinclair (0.626)
  9. James Gordon (0.608)
  10. Elsie Hughes (0.607)
  1. Zapp Brannigan (-0.416)
  2. Jenna Maroney (-0.403)
  3. Cheryl Tunt (-0.394)
  4. George Oscar 'Gob' Bluth (-0.387)
  5. Tracy Jordan (-0.383)
  6. Erlich Bachman (-0.368)
  7. Ben Chang (-0.363)
  8. Lindsay Bluth Funke (-0.362)
  9. Krusty the Clown (-0.36)
  10. Ernesto de la Cruz (-0.357)

Personality types

Users who took the quiz were asked to self-identify their Myers-Briggs and Enneagram types. We can look at the average match scores of these different groups of users with Stan Marsh to see what personality types people who describe themselves in ways similar to the way Stan Marsh is described identify as.

Myers-Briggs Self-type Average match score with character Number of users


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