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Donald Mallard Descriptive Personality Statistics

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Donald Mallard is a character from NCIS.

This page summarizes crowd sourced ratings of their personality collected from users of the Statistical "Which Character" Personality Quiz. This website has recruited more than 3 million volunteers to rate characters on descriptive adjectives and other properties, which can be aggregated to create profiles that users can be matched to as part of a personality test. For more information about how the ratings were collected and how they are used, see the documentation.

Aggregated ratings for 400 descriptions

The table shows the average rating the character received for each descriptive item on a 1 to 100 scale and what that character's rank for the description is among all 2,000 characters in the database. It also shows the standard deviation of the ratings and how many different individuals submitted a rating for that description.

ItemAverage ratingRankRating standard deviationNumber of raters
high IQ (not low IQ)96.2295.7100
big-vocabulary (not small-vocabulary)95.9326.711
valedictorian (not drop out)95.7119.792
🧠 (not 💪)95.7127.992
overthinker (not underthinker)95.0254.66
perceptive (not unobservant)94.4257.838
competent (not incompetent)94.24512.1113
loyal (not traitorous)93.6789.787
diligent (not lazy)93.6949.394
knowledgeable (not ignorant)93.6349.944
bookish (not sporty)93.5439.0113
kind (not cruel)93.15010.092
pro (not noob)93.17210.492
stable (not unstable)92.979.09
👨‍⚕️ (not 👨‍🔧)92.81214.293
parental (not childlike)92.8566.35
experince-oriented (not goal-oriented)92.698.37
intellectual (not physical)92.53611.693
civilized (not barbaric)92.12713.096
treasure (not trash)92.13714.093
eloquent (not unpolished)92.02611.2122
master (not apprentice)91.57917.8107
wise (not foolish)91.32312.4123
genius (not dunce)91.16110.6117
mature (not juvenile)91.04116.3104
persistent (not quitter)90.828110.598
real (not fake)90.510010.411
proper (not scandalous)90.41513.998
nerd (not jock)90.412614.6121
👩‍🔬 (not 👩‍🎤)90.21615.1100
🎩 (not 🧢)90.05314.678
resourceful (not helpless)89.716112.3118
original (not cliché)89.7236.48
good-manners (not bad-manners)89.411119.25
self-disciplined (not disorganized)89.319014.2109
scientific (not artistic)89.25314.0113
accurate (not off target)89.1959.88
meaningful (not pointless)89.11268.88
respectful (not rude)89.06316.1110
devoted (not unfaithful)89.022711.027
human (not animalistic)88.94913.697
loveable (not punchable)88.64815.537
neat (not messy)88.410014.7113
nurturing (not poisonous)88.36916.8100
blue (not red)88.0549.66
all-seeing (not blind)87.7646.97
nice (not naughty)87.67314.38
clean (not perverted)87.512115.233
one-faced (not two-faced)87.59119.343
prestigious (not disreputable)87.34814.8102
soulful (not soulless)87.318317.5107
refined (not rugged)87.05719.7101
reasonable (not deranged)87.05415.389
seemly (not inappropriate)87.01068.88
precise (not vague)86.96318.697
friendly (not unfriendly)86.826911.711
vintage (not trendy)86.77917.038
bear (not wolf)86.5259.04
egalitarian (not racist)86.432317.494
enlightened (not lost)86.42214.043
welcoming experience (not cringing away)86.4698.48
good-humored (not angry)86.310014.8107
high standards (not desperate)86.38013.151
old (not young)86.08414.6120
legit (not scrub)86.010117.0114
important (not irrelevant)85.834718.8141
moderate (not gluttonous)85.8828.29
scholarly (not crafty)85.63617.2113
historical (not modern)85.63213.3103
manicured (not scruffy)85.629117.2105
😇 (not 😈)85.58718.3108
deep (not shallow)85.45417.9101
insightful (not generic)85.413422.57
handy (not can't-fix-anything)85.41916.55
angelic (not demonic)85.38915.392
studious (not goof-off)85.324616.698
sincere (not irreverent)85.31939.711
heroic (not villainous)85.233018.1101
🌟 (not 💩)85.125921.1106
sturdy (not flimsy)84.915918.333
overachiever (not underachiever)84.930718.041
love-focused (not money-focused)84.928517.522
coordinated (not clumsy)84.629715.2112
workaholic (not slacker)84.642112.9111
cautious (not impulsive)84.65115.186
altruistic (not selfish)84.511314.1113
logical (not emotional)84.37516.6111
equitable (not hypocritical)84.12816.8104
patient (not impatient)84.05317.6102
reassuring (not fearmongering)84.06918.529
mad-scientist (not lumberjack)84.018112.29
cooperative (not competitive)83.95016.490
works hard (not plays hard)83.920015.7104
driven (not unambitious)83.757720.097
on-time (not tardy)83.631121.764
green thumb (not plant-neglecter)83.66710.58
🎨 (not 🏀)83.526216.039
orderly (not chaotic)83.314122.1118
sensible (not ludicrous)83.38817.6120
factual (not exaggerating)83.29121.138
non-gamer (not gamer)83.213017.833
forgiving (not vengeful)83.012617.5103
inspiring (not cringeworthy)83.010417.5120
🙋‍♂️ (not 🙅‍♂️)83.05721.265
mild (not manic)83.03816.510
evolutionist (not creationist)82.811216.111
accepting (not judgemental)82.710520.9100
hopeful (not fearful)82.71747.812
opinionated (not jealous)82.412813.539
woke (not problematic)82.46713.713
old-fashioned (not progressive)82.414812.57
confident (not insecure)82.329919.0117
lover (not fighter)82.310118.131
short (not tall)82.210815.0158
introspective (not not introspective)82.28920.9118
complimentary (not insulting)82.111920.295
compersive (not jealous)82.14112.598
tasteful (not lewd)82.011920.8100
white knight (not bad boy)81.919719.522
alert (not oblivious)81.929120.194
hygienic (not gross)81.865119.08
musical (not off-key)81.77918.832
wholesome (not salacious)81.617021.972
believable (not poorly-written)81.625821.330
charismatic (not uninspiring)81.440317.595
tailor (not blacksmith)81.310321.234
giving (not receiving)81.119821.734
scheduled (not spontaneous)81.028320.5100
independent (not codependent)81.029921.1121
specialist (not generalist)81.07320.684
thinker (not feeler)80.815216.611
calm (not anxious)80.76622.1109
politically correct (not edgy)80.75418.6108
stable (not moody)80.62819.098
classical (not avant-garde)80.57720.898
motivated (not unmotivated)80.591926.229
glad (not mad)80.49820.298
positive (not negative)80.42222.95
honorable (not cunning)80.317122.0136
generous (not stingy)80.222020.345
🚴 (not 🏋️‍♂️)80.221918.676
tactful (not indiscreet)80.111720.280
warm (not quarrelsome)80.112320.0103
washed (not muddy)80.120214.927
English (not German)79.931729.127
empath (not psychopath)79.830923.935
self-assured (not self-conscious)79.823621.5114
privileged (not oppressed)79.838219.429
🧐 (not 😎)79.69329.693
curious (not apathetic)79.524818.691
fresh (not stinky)79.542922.5118
consistent (not variable)79.513624.335
thinker (not doer)79.35518.735
reasoned (not instinctual)79.16423.195
interesting (not tiresome)79.134621.7106
pure (not debased)79.018819.7113
open-minded (not close-minded)79.018717.9100
water (not fire)78.910122.439
attentive (not interrupting)78.813125.336
physicist (not photographer)78.820814.25
formal (not intimate)78.715821.1114
🤔 (not 🤫)78.74724.088
tame (not wild)78.610019.2123
sweet (not bitter)78.523522.997
deliberate (not spontaneous)78.437622.4104
good-cook (not bad-cook)78.49023.533
smooth (not rough)78.39517.386
objective (not subjective)78.32419.995
down2earth (not head@clouds)78.119724.7108
sage (not whippersnapper)78.16522.834
humble (not arrogant)78.017523.8110
self-improving (not self-destructive)78.09421.629
💝 (not 💔)77.918122.3122
forward (not repressed)77.927614.09
patriotic (not unpatriotic)77.829217.393
joyful (not miserable)77.815720.479
chaste (not lustful)77.77519.695
fixable (not unfixable)77.77528.224
emancipated (not enslaved)77.426818.491
bright (not depressed)77.416221.5100
resolute (not wavering)77.333322.981
decisive (not hesitant)77.349918.7101
gentle (not harsh)77.328115.610
romantic (not dispassionate)77.241520.640
feminist (not sexist)77.259619.6107
mellow (not energetic)77.01429.03
official (not backdoor)76.811418.2103
pacifist (not ferocious)76.514119.797
well behaved (not mischievous)76.520023.9101
rich (not poor)76.549514.6106
demure (not vain)76.58916.882
😀 (not 😭)76.416423.288
warm (not cold)76.436821.7119
permanent (not transient)76.412720.384
protagonist (not antagonist)76.359928.525
cultured (not rustic)76.326931.325
spirited (not lifeless)76.370724.115
cynical (not gullible)76.342320.723
focused (not absentminded)76.276826.012
creator (not consumer)76.134922.510
fulfilled (not unfulfilled)76.110517.311
disarming (not creepy)76.141222.393
go-getter (not slugabed)76.176620.265
sheriff (not outlaw)75.930522.771
devout (not heathen)75.814923.892
asexual (not sexual)75.812523.432
analysis (not common sense)75.824625.026
methodical (not astonishing)75.725226.2119
interested (not bored)75.641323.940
supportive (not catty)75.546228.313
vanilla (not kinky)75.420524.690
charmer (not buffoon)75.458414.68
moderate (not extreme)75.48222.0100
straight (not queer)75.365627.287
chronically single (not serial dater)75.350817.77
wooden (not plastic)75.330919.332
😊 (not 🤣)75.131324.987
blessed (not cursed)75.012017.36
funny (not humorless)74.941722.5118
rhythmic (not stuttering)74.855225.031
extraordinary (not mundane)74.855024.0112
reliable (not experimental)74.831629.941
gatherer (not hunter)74.725724.141
charming (not awkward)74.748226.892
🥰 (not 🙃)74.721527.3103
gracious (not feisty)74.56723.991
flower child (not goth)74.448219.836
modest (not flamboyant)74.233627.1125
sober (not indulgent)74.114920.9107
practical (not imaginative)74.144424.4123
grateful (not entitled)73.927624.742
sane (not crazy)73.825125.884
fortunate (not unlucky)73.715020.389
indie (not pop)73.736721.430
traditional (not unorthodox)73.523323.989
📈 (not 📉)73.425924.781
queen (not princess)73.353329.025
fussy (not sloppy)73.362518.33
quiet (not loud)73.231021.0100
hoarder (not unprepared)73.124116.793
pointed (not random)72.975028.232
never cries (not often crying)72.948220.535
impartial (not biased)72.81824.992
not genocidal (not genocidal)72.778331.826
open to new experinces (not uncreative)72.673424.4118
rational (not whimsical)72.546727.6101
statist (not anarchist)72.521920.993
preppy (not punk rock)72.554531.333
profound (not ironic)72.414925.046
optimistic (not pessimistic)72.334224.3114
highbrow (not lowbrow)72.236928.673
efficient (not overprepared)72.033433.038
euphoric (not resentful)72.020520.08
confidential (not gossiping)71.973926.9107
explorer (not builder)71.735524.890
👽 (not 🤡)71.625723.674
prideful (not envious)71.562017.852
foodie (not unenthusiastic about food)71.54309.36
Hates PDA (not Constant PDA)71.442316.98
noble (not jovial)71.154625.77
realistic (not ambitious)70.914024.737
gendered (not androgynous)70.5117529.383
realist (not idealist)70.433927.6101
frank (not sugarcoated)70.484224.828
nonconformist (not social climber)70.349315.410
healthy (not sickly)70.281324.6112
arcane (not mainstream)70.138226.8102
comedic (not dramatic)70.117626.144
stylish (not slovenly)70.065329.197
genuine (not sarcastic)70.046227.3119
tight (not loose)70.065724.046
accommodating (not stubborn)70.012527.641
no-nonsense (not dramatic)69.933225.784
still (not twitchy)69.921022.742
realistic (not fantastical)69.950826.034
prying (not unmeddlesome)69.977323.87
🐩 (not 🐒)69.744728.988
cheery (not sorrowful)69.632222.6120
worldly (not innocent)69.682530.0101
cheery (not grumpy)69.640717.95
trusting (not suspicious)69.529726.593
sunny (not gloomy)69.542225.348
dolphin (not kangaroo)69.525520.36
beautiful (not ugly)69.3115624.195
ranged (not melee)69.316222.427
happy (not sad)69.225822.1104
democratic (not authoritarian)69.241729.481
anti-prank (not prankster)69.171213.67
focused on the present (not focused on the future)69.026328.3123
soft (not hard)69.040924.7110
rock (not rap)69.0106827.419
chill (not offended)68.823626.945
handshakes (not hugs)68.777825.37
OCD (not ADHD)68.664729.027
involved (not remote)68.677425.3104
badass (not weakass)68.3103329.044
masculine (not feminine)68.283920.9106
obedient (not rebellious)68.132326.5102
chatty (not reserved)68.057929.496
chivalrous (not businesslike)68.038132.250
natural (not mechanical)68.050018.75
existentialist (not nihilist)67.936923.675
popular (not rejected)67.852935.39
eager (not reluctant)67.867524.96
activist (not nonpartisan)67.871022.35
leisurely (not hurried)67.625425.799
🐐 (not 🦒)67.644227.7106
cat person (not dog person)67.644133.720
comfortable (not awkward)67.556825.511
analytical (not intuitive)67.548434.26
quirky (not predictable)67.441422.830
delicate (not coarse)67.332819.56
unstirring (not quivering)67.374430.56
flourishing (not traumatized)67.215325.035
philosophical (not real)66.816131.6100
metrosexual (not macho)66.760623.535
utilitarian (not decorative)66.665925.198
side character (not main character)66.258930.320
🐿 (not 🦇)66.163527.094
lighthearted (not intense)65.826528.225
bubbly (not flat)65.652526.77
unannoying (not annoying)65.647829.07
🤠 (not 🤑)65.475330.469
earth (not air)65.467227.539
people-person (not things-person)65.463622.45
serious (not bold)65.340626.997
divine (not earthly)65.226417.65
neurotypical (not autistic)65.1101328.8109
soft (not hard)65.051524.1102
mild (not spicy)64.931926.4116
Swedish (not Italian)64.939026.726
French (not Russian)64.559528.431
extravagant (not thrifty)64.557126.840
centrist (not radical)64.325524.425
proactive (not reactive)64.321030.333
strong identity (not social chameleon)64.3111744.83
🥳 (not 🥴)63.931526.595
relaxed (not tense)63.819226.477
penny-pincher (not overspender)63.761624.7105
conventional (not creative)63.647629.5105
minimalist (not pack rat)63.552527.970
💀 (not 🎃)63.561935.028
maverick (not conformist)63.597126.96
bold (not shy)63.4140126.2101
slow-talking (not fast-talking)63.328229.932
chortling (not giggling)63.379823.226
spelunker (not claustrophobic)63.268331.227
active (not slothful)63.0140725.7117
pain-avoidant (not masochistic)63.035724.025
stoic (not hypochondriac)62.971829.722
zebra (not lion)62.950231.48
skeptical (not spiritual)62.8108328.6100
playful (not shy)62.8104625.6102
clinical (not heartfelt)62.847021.610
insider (not outsider)62.636527.095
monastic (not hedonist)62.628024.863
serious (not playful)62.391123.3106
🥶 (not 🥵)62.339426.643
expressive (not monotone)62.090325.625
presidential (not folksy)61.973629.944
careful (not brave)61.734224.7102
child free (not pronatalist)61.789129.484
winter (not summer)61.761729.619
straight edge (not junkie)61.7111618.33
deep (not epic)61.442734.337
innocent (not jaded)61.235027.432
🛌 (not 🧗)61.136926.5108
subdued (not exuberant)61.142332.331
dry (not moist)61.055524.131
utopian (not dystopian)61.056225.77
bourgeoisie (not proletariat)60.863227.675
mighty (not puny)60.7113225.991
sheepish (not smug)60.632427.57
leader (not follower)60.4107920.87
direct (not roundabout)60.3113031.5101
🐮 (not 🐷)60.371425.589
enchanting (not disturbing)60.395820.47
straightforward (not cryptic)60.2107630.9116
atheist (not theist)60.288830.479
🤖 (not 👻)60.156330.487
basic (not hipster)60.084830.197
questioning (not believing)59.998434.19
attractive (not repulsive)59.8130922.496
thick-skinned (not sensitive)59.874826.799
timid (not cocky)59.630725.628
first-mate (not captain)59.476934.990
militaristic (not hippie)59.499612.28
engineerial (not lawyerly)59.454730.010
reader (not writer)59.357431.511
prudish (not flirtatious)59.259325.324
dorky (not cool)59.163932.485
hard-work (not natural-talent)59.199932.335
corporate (not freelance)59.057228.535
tautology (not oxymoron)59.019330.221
apologetic (not proud)58.923324.010
🐴 (not 🦄)58.786835.077
opinionated (not neutral)58.7158727.636
private (not gregarious)58.5103229.9113
tattle-tale (not f***-the-police)58.449928.137
transparent (not machiavellian)58.470630.431
domestic (not industrial)58.260626.894
unfrivolous (not goofy)58.197328.97
contrarian (not yes-man)58.0100828.831
weird (not normal)57.897925.6110
thick (not thin)57.655022.192
blissful (not haunted)57.641428.737
low-tech (not high-tech)57.379230.299
paranoid (not naive)57.099218.836
liberal (not conservative)56.8107029.188
trolling (not triggered)56.737326.117
touchy-feely (not distant)56.767531.237
easy (not uptight)56.757131.19
awkward (not suspicious)56.650826.796
zany (not regular)56.694430.577
metaphorical (not literal)56.541431.8102
😏 (not 😬)56.494629.981
communist (not capitalist)56.360326.86
morning lark (not night owl)56.157433.6113
concrete (not abstract)56.0101630.381
introvert (not extrovert)55.966729.1101
armoured (not vulnerable)55.8108826.690
chosen one (not everyman)55.894033.237
ivory-tower (not blue-collar)55.777529.594
demanding (not unchallenging)55.7144325.436
perfect (not flawed)55.632413.85
open (not guarded)55.336729.289
frugal (not lavish)55.396228.1106
circular (not linear)55.367831.830
savory (not sweet)55.3101628.28
libertarian (not socialist)55.288229.080
stoic (not expressive)55.167829.7103
purple (not orange)55.179331.190
🏌 (not 🤺)55.131536.782
rural (not urban)55.046530.0116
obsessed (not aloof)54.9126825.684
literary (not mathematical)54.9110929.1101
'left-brained' (not 'right-brained')54.850031.473
normie (not freak)54.873924.837
communal (not individualist)54.658630.592
💃 (not 🧕)54.6119827.4101
vegan (not cannibal)54.594925.028
forward-thinking (not stuck-in-the-past)54.597525.136
boy/girl-next-door (not celebrity)54.5114035.020
tired (not wired)54.555325.94
dominant (not submissive)54.4124825.3110
assertive (not passive)54.4137627.0106
chic (not cheesy)54.380730.825
boundary breaking (not stereotypical)54.1106228.68
frenzied (not sleepy)54.0166725.934
withdrawn (not outgoing)53.975329.711
work-first (not family-first)53.789427.7106
homebody (not world traveler)53.781628.93
political (not nonpolitical)53.6106027.196
average (not deviant)53.662828.491
🐘 (not 🐀)53.686131.2122
picky (not always down)53.6106427.831
slow (not fast)53.541029.2114
Greek (not Roman)53.567133.525
repetitive (not varied)53.4111928.590
secretive (not open-book)53.4122828.028
trusting (not charming)53.380032.5100
beta (not alpha)53.367529.9115
rigid (not flexible)53.2101725.397
theoretical (not empirical)53.154533.5114
unambiguous (not mysterious)52.9102029.5108
stick-in-the-mud (not adventurous)52.870226.9106
unemotional (not emotional)52.845929.237
entrepreneur (not employee)52.8117337.59
conspiracist (not sheeple)52.7134930.788
monochrome (not multicolored)52.793632.1102
narcissistic (not low self esteem)52.7112620.535
strict (not lenient)52.6104025.8100
luddite (not technophile)52.695030.0100
unassuming (not pretentious)52.675230.498
concise (not long-winded)52.694440.819
city-slicker (not country-bumpkin)52.5133428.884
bossy (not meek)52.4135423.7100
complicated (not simple)52.4137129.8106
slumbering (not insomniac)52.441829.910
provincial (not cosmopolitan)52.385030.387
sheltered (not street-smart)52.367829.1104
bashful (not exhibitionist)52.260727.934
sassy (not chill)52.0140236.09
cassanova (not love shy)52.096328.77
fantasy-prone (not grounded)51.892329.76
spartan (not glamorous)51.8112129.08
indoorsy (not outdoorsy)51.7110029.114
innovative (not routine)51.6106029.98
👟 (not 🥾)51.597933.789
poetic (not factual)51.578728.628
😜 (not 🤐)51.292829.864
resistant (not resigned)51.1165729.5102
eastern (not western)51.136634.7102
serene (not pensive)51.127833.142
Coke (not Pepsi)51.1106237.531
resists change (not likes change)50.1144023.917
reclusive (not social)50.389427.8123
geriatric (not vibrant)50.753329.832
👨‍🚀 (not 🧙)50.595034.7125
snoops (not minds-own-business)50.5149629.14

The lowest rating for any description in the table is 50.0 despite a 1 to 100 scale being used. This is because descriptions that had values lower than the midpoint were reversed. For example, a score of 1/100 for "hot (not cold)" is equivalent to a score of 100/100 for "cold (not hot)". This was done so that all the traits that are most distinctive for a character are at the top of the table.

Similar characters

The similarity between two characters can be calculated by taking the correlation between the lists of their traits. This produces a value from +1 to -1. With +1 implying that every trait one character is high on the other one is high on too, to an equal degree. And, -1 implying that if a character is high on specific trait, the other one is low on it. The 10 most and least similar characters to Donald Mallard based on their crowd-sourced profiles are listed below with the correlation in parenthesis.

Most similar Least similar
  1. Al Robbins (0.897)
  2. Alfred Pennyworth (0.864)
  3. Carlisle Cullen (0.862)
  4. Professor Oak (0.846)
  5. Derrial Book (0.835)
  6. Beverly Crusher (0.833)
  7. Atticus Finch (0.831)
  8. Obi-Wan Kenobi (0.828)
  9. Lucius Fox (0.827)
  10. Lester Freamon (0.82)
  1. The Deep (-0.711)
  2. Ziggy Sobotka (-0.681)
  3. Nelson Muntz (-0.652)
  4. Dee Reynolds (-0.65)
  5. Arturo Roman (-0.643)
  6. Joffrey Baratheon (-0.642)
  7. Myrtle Wilson (-0.64)
  8. Janice Soprano (-0.639)
  9. Lisa (-0.633)
  10. Jonah Ryan (-0.632)

Personality types

Users who took the quiz were asked to self-identify their Myers-Briggs and Enneagram types. We can look at the average match scores of these different groups of users with Donald Mallard to see what personality types people who describe themselves in ways similar to the way Donald Mallard is described identify as.

Myers-Briggs Self-type Average match score with character Number of users


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