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Smash Williams Descriptive Personality Statistics

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Smash Williams is a character from Friday Night Lights.

This page summarizes crowd sourced ratings of their personality collected from users of the Statistical "Which Character" Personality Quiz. This website has recruited more than 3 million volunteers to rate characters on descriptive adjectives and other properties, which can be aggregated to create profiles that users can be matched to as part of a personality test. For more information about how the ratings were collected and how they are used, see the documentation.

Aggregated ratings for 400 descriptions

The table shows the average rating the character received for each descriptive item on a 1 to 100 scale and what that character's rank for the description is among all 2,000 characters in the database. It also shows the standard deviation of the ratings and how many different individuals submitted a rating for that description.

ItemAverage ratingRankRating standard deviationNumber of raters
sporty (not bookish)93.0159.962
jock (not nerd)92.91411.056
cocky (not timid)91.29610.411
masculine (not feminine)90.414310.543
bold (not shy)90.027111.250
competitive (not cooperative)89.915313.262
fast (not slow)89.63814.556
flirtatious (not prudish)89.56511.520
extrovert (not introvert)89.18815.847
motivated (not unmotivated)88.041515.322
active (not slothful)87.619418.962
🏀 (not 🎨)87.56121.732
driven (not unambitious)86.838313.350
🏋️‍♂️ (not 🚴)86.64513.435
alpha (not beta)86.523212.539
dominant (not submissive)86.327314.751
exhibitionist (not bashful)85.94926.626
straight (not queer)85.719018.158
playful (not shy)85.325714.252
exuberant (not subdued)84.99314.122
stubborn (not accommodating)84.929314.130
arrogant (not humble)84.823718.249
assertive (not passive)84.825123.159
fire (not water)84.718717.724
dog person (not cat person)84.56011.713
rap (not rock)84.31714.115
mighty (not puny)83.622814.360
charismatic (not uninspiring)83.330716.348
bossy (not meek)83.238317.752
young (not old)82.828514.049
emotional (not unemotional)82.828213.111
physical (not intellectual)82.78617.849
brave (not careful)82.615817.247
💪 (not 🧠)82.57518.735
sexual (not asexual)82.531022.626
gendered (not androgynous)82.444323.856
opinionated (not neutral)82.451818.336
egalitarian (not racist)82.358317.215
impatient (not patient)82.226916.955
flamboyant (not modest)81.818226.755
ferocious (not pacifist)81.528615.560
cool (not dorky)81.517016.324
instinctual (not reasoned)81.415115.247
doer (not thinker)81.316615.034
charming (not awkward)81.225222.155
ambitious (not realistic)81.220722.025
coordinated (not clumsy)81.044019.650
feisty (not gracious)81.028916.656
persistent (not quitter)81.099720.622
chosen one (not everyman)80.98922.413
social (not reclusive)80.722525.036
🤑 (not 🤠)80.613617.936
vibrant (not geriatric)80.627918.922
impulsive (not cautious)80.525920.154
diligent (not lazy)80.392319.069
loud (not quiet)80.232724.043
f***-the-police (not tattle-tale)80.139918.819
prideful (not envious)79.816322.130
spicy (not mild)79.733019.562
macho (not metrosexual)79.78520.320
hunter (not gatherer)79.330323.421
self-assured (not self-conscious)79.326125.140
confident (not insecure)79.143724.056
wild (not tame)79.139917.865
narcissistic (not low self esteem)78.930920.723
extraordinary (not mundane)78.541518.661
👟 (not 🥾)78.311425.127
moody (not stable)78.241116.362
demanding (not unchallenging)78.260317.032
celebrity (not boy/girl-next-door)78.119622.518
go-getter (not slugabed)77.867521.124
trendy (not vintage)77.67726.617
pop (not indie)77.46611.413
🐐 (not 🦒)77.38123.431
theist (not atheist)77.18725.239
🧗 (not 🛌)77.043424.747
English (not German)77.050125.821
hard (not soft)76.932217.663
individualist (not communal)76.934021.545
street-smart (not sheltered)76.746620.258
soulful (not soulless)76.669619.354
pro (not noob)76.668321.530
🧢 (not 🎩)76.625429.034
extreme (not moderate)76.451313.156
sturdy (not flimsy)76.446311.711
frank (not sugarcoated)76.254425.615
frenzied (not sleepy)76.146314.427
focused on the future (not focused on the present)76.08925.349
money-focused (not love-focused)76.020929.513
night owl (not morning lark)75.941518.654
charming (not trusting)75.923220.944
vain (not demure)75.828825.544
neurotypical (not autistic)75.739318.751
paranoid (not naive)75.723016.311
stylish (not slovenly)75.547720.742
fresh (not stinky)75.460320.630
emotional (not logical)75.133122.951
😎 (not 🧐)75.034830.943
🌟 (not 💩)74.978923.129
attractive (not repulsive)74.979821.246
freelance (not corporate)74.847724.222
bold (not serious)74.732423.444
pointed (not random)74.767522.218
real (not philosophical)74.527320.271
expressive (not monotone)74.548627.511
🐘 (not 🐀)74.413622.241
resistant (not resigned)74.343723.261
healthy (not sickly)74.263623.946
crafty (not scholarly)74.240021.860
treasure (not trash)74.290519.740
jealous (not compersive)74.128418.140
specialist (not generalist)74.121623.349
common sense (not analysis)74.04227.410
badass (not weakass)73.885019.713
hard (not soft)73.743618.364
legit (not scrub)73.768616.823
edgy (not politically correct)73.339719.058
important (not irrelevant)73.299624.934
never cries (not often crying)73.247124.919
independent (not codependent)73.159024.452
summer (not winter)73.138524.615
beautiful (not ugly)73.0101821.158
funny (not humorless)72.948319.952
fixable (not unfixable)72.821919.124
poor (not rich)72.726218.849
lustful (not chaste)72.739519.542
straightforward (not cryptic)72.543527.248
high standards (not desperate)72.547925.541
cynical (not gullible)72.553821.211
🥳 (not 🥴)72.414226.827
exaggerating (not factual)72.442326.514
suspicious (not awkward)72.253017.438
tense (not relaxed)72.184623.472
scandalous (not proper)72.145417.546
rugged (not refined)72.135022.657
mainstream (not arcane)72.110222.659
modern (not historical)71.938323.944
pretentious (not unassuming)71.843226.432
indulgent (not sober)71.642722.349
resourceful (not helpless)71.6106022.059
blue-collar (not ivory-tower)71.335327.656
biased (not impartial)71.251822.649
cannibal (not vegan)71.136615.822
jaded (not innocent)71.169229.414
direct (not roundabout)70.970026.856
anxious (not calm)70.750124.252
pensive (not serene)70.752826.418
machiavellian (not transparent)70.736326.47
🤺 (not 🏌)70.675322.920
competent (not incompetent)70.5107425.451
chaotic (not orderly)70.448223.550
intense (not lighthearted)70.476225.329
😏 (not 😬)70.241331.741
selfish (not altruistic)70.241522.856
rhythmic (not stuttering)70.275921.016
gregarious (not private)70.127927.251
🥵 (not 🥶)70.133830.333
fast-talking (not slow-talking)70.054226.623
guarded (not open)69.989425.154
kinky (not vanilla)69.542923.049
melee (not ranged)69.511423.113
suspicious (not trusting)69.455820.151
obsessed (not aloof)69.452625.568
deviant (not average)69.461020.557
👨‍🔧 (not 👨‍⚕️)69.246725.841
chatty (not reserved)69.254629.455
mischievous (not well behaved)69.271118.954
captain (not first-mate)69.259329.050
💃 (not 🧕)69.070126.028
intimate (not formal)68.938022.521
twitchy (not still)68.955723.240
hedonist (not monastic)68.831326.327
reactive (not proactive)68.823830.922
disarming (not creepy)68.781120.158
overachiever (not underachiever)68.7104425.320
bad boy (not white knight)68.740921.514
workaholic (not slacker)68.6111725.947
believable (not poorly-written)68.5117520.222
astonishing (not methodical)68.424021.761
empirical (not theoretical)68.221621.838
decisive (not hesitant)68.283828.357
normal (not weird)68.025821.651
rebellious (not obedient)67.979726.150
complicated (not simple)67.979423.952
oppressed (not privileged)67.627219.921
fighter (not lover)67.647924.528
offended (not chill)67.556224.927
👨‍🚀 (not 🧙)67.333120.637
stoic (not hypochondriac)67.351725.712
decorative (not utilitarian)67.224723.431
juvenile (not mature)67.143022.760
foolish (not wise)67.135023.862
involved (not remote)67.185231.632
rigid (not flexible)67.153220.341
normie (not freak)66.934426.027
👩‍🎤 (not 👩‍🔬)66.858827.632
blacksmith (not tailor)66.835728.818
quarrelsome (not warm)66.763822.743
🐴 (not 🦄)66.757927.023
interested (not bored)66.789823.220
interrupting (not attentive)66.646522.919
head@clouds (not down2earth)66.545626.445
multicolored (not monochrome)66.543527.945
sexist (not feminist)66.532820.523
patriotic (not unpatriotic)66.377724.429
outlaw (not sheriff)66.263422.344
🐒 (not 🐩)66.239231.221
masochistic (not pain-avoidant)66.132824.117
extravagant (not thrifty)66.152830.234
armoured (not vulnerable)65.977326.054
devoted (not unfaithful)65.9135531.321
proletariat (not bourgeoisie)65.748030.241
insider (not outsider)65.727628.069
inspiring (not cringeworthy)65.768026.357
moist (not dry)65.733521.623
heroic (not villainous)65.6110019.346
judgemental (not accepting)65.459723.351
always down (not picky)65.121521.511
spontaneous (not scheduled)65.055928.056
ludicrous (not sensible)65.040023.345
whippersnapper (not sage)65.038129.921
zany (not regular)64.767522.815
Italian (not Swedish)64.749026.79
adventurous (not stick-in-the-mud)63.781925.941
thick (not thin)63.741323.257
🙋‍♂️ (not 🙅‍♂️)63.764731.224
forward-thinking (not stuck-in-the-past)63.657628.314
lewd (not tasteful)63.532519.352
bright (not depressed)63.554521.246
spelunker (not claustrophobic)63.566524.015
🤣 (not 😊)63.439323.732
off-key (not musical)63.156627.421
messy (not neat)63.048224.651
chortling (not giggling)63.081528.919
epic (not deep)63.045429.623
kind (not cruel)62.7117819.966
goof-off (not studious)62.644729.627
builder (not explorer)62.552226.941
unambiguous (not mysterious)62.564827.847
insulting (not complimentary)62.556424.750
mad (not glad)62.474824.622
fantastical (not realistic)62.451929.820
French (not Russian)62.272430.318
artistic (not scientific)62.163923.051
precise (not vague)62.196728.438
idealist (not realist)62.056628.942
efficient (not overprepared)62.095127.224
gossiping (not confidential)61.940927.661
liberal (not conservative)61.987528.717
expressive (not stoic)61.584934.647
devout (not heathen)61.567825.551
overspender (not penny-pincher)61.551423.831
vengeful (not forgiving)61.471823.145
loyal (not traitorous)61.4138322.345
pack rat (not minimalist)61.444422.823
perceptive (not unobservant)61.4142226.613
worldly (not innocent)61.3111226.750
literal (not metaphorical)61.382125.767
preppy (not punk rock)61.388722.628
self-disciplined (not disorganized)61.2118329.155
😈 (not 😇)61.265825.042
cheesy (not chic)61.269425.614
lavish (not frugal)61.158929.350
interesting (not tiresome)61.1117026.253
imaginative (not practical)61.146628.755
🤔 (not 🤫)61.170131.331
spiritual (not skeptical)61.029926.753
Roman (not Greek)61.042030.116
optimistic (not pessimistic)60.965328.940
😀 (not 😭)60.958827.129
muddy (not washed)60.941421.38
ignorant (not knowledgeable)60.829725.920
basic (not hipster)60.780225.650
secretive (not open-book)60.6101031.516
sarcastic (not genuine)60.265626.753
purple (not orange)60.157825.230
distant (not touchy-feely)60.081323.618
hurried (not leisurely)59.978730.545
unprepared (not hoarder)59.937021.536
😜 (not 🤐)59.967928.433
lost (not enlightened)59.972227.321
variable (not consistent)59.741327.822
empath (not psychopath)59.5105221.326
radical (not centrist)59.572027.914
rude (not respectful)59.156324.059
close-minded (not open-minded)59.149223.433
one-faced (not two-faced)59.1110227.939
joyful (not miserable)59.055024.632
haunted (not blissful)59.0112626.822
emancipated (not enslaved)58.9116125.748
side character (not main character)58.980423.48
Coke (not Pepsi)58.750134.534
drop out (not valedictorian)58.650728.024
anarchist (not statist)58.565325.931
resolute (not wavering)58.5120624.114
dramatic (not no-nonsense)58.481133.044
📈 (not 📉)58.4111130.224
strict (not lenient)58.386424.943
whimsical (not rational)58.361023.853
tactful (not indiscreet)58.3104029.223
opinionated (not jealous)58.3132732.822
child free (not pronatalist)58.1107625.627
city-slicker (not country-bumpkin)58.1117827.120
dunce (not genius)58.037121.962
authoritarian (not democratic)58.064625.840
curious (not apathetic)57.9125226.448
triggered (not trolling)57.9112426.921
spontaneous (not deliberate)57.856331.649
debased (not pure)57.672621.151
master (not apprentice)57.6113327.164
ADHD (not OCD)57.656530.617
salacious (not wholesome)57.565624.529
poisonous (not nurturing)57.459223.052
urban (not rural)57.4120625.136
barbaric (not civilized)56.947921.049
crazy (not sane)56.981621.225
western (not eastern)56.9122826.924
provincial (not cosmopolitan)56.865428.054
existentialist (not nihilist)56.8106726.728
flower child (not goth)56.8109419.713
thick-skinned (not sensitive)56.686226.971
linear (not circular)56.670832.219
industrial (not domestic)56.478926.552
playful (not serious)56.365227.153
🐮 (not 🐷)56.2101029.926
shallow (not deep)56.047825.646
queen (not princess)56.0108534.411
self-destructive (not self-improving)55.987232.020
family-first (not work-first)55.889428.950
tautology (not oxymoron)55.632930.513
literary (not mathematical)55.5107923.948
cold (not warm)55.575825.349
wooden (not plastic)55.5132426.421
contrarian (not yes-man)55.4110828.916
grateful (not entitled)55.386027.423
unpolished (not eloquent)55.263130.152
💀 (not 🎃)55.089233.328
gamer (not non-gamer)54.858937.121
not genocidal (not genocidal)54.8137230.316
predictable (not quirky)54.874930.219
high-tech (not low-tech)54.786625.444
romantic (not dispassionate)54.7132429.924
good-cook (not bad-cook)54.778228.518
political (not nonpolitical)54.6102031.243
🦇 (not 🐿)54.570833.725
cultured (not rustic)54.5113626.317
angry (not good-humored)54.376322.349
manicured (not scruffy)54.3120030.456
luddite (not technophile)54.185726.237
👻 (not 🤖)54.092131.224
poetic (not factual)54.071226.220
tardy (not on-time)53.958432.926
concrete (not abstract)53.8109028.426
cheery (not sorrowful)53.768325.550
presidential (not folksy)53.7100427.122
smooth (not rough)53.490927.841
unorthodox (not traditional)53.4105926.146
unlucky (not fortunate)53.398326.740
creative (not conventional)53.399426.942
💝 (not 💔)53.398230.936
long-winded (not concise)53.378528.619
animalistic (not human)53.145927.250
reasonable (not deranged)53.1110127.123
dramatic (not comedic)53.1132628.021
plays hard (not works hard)53.056126.961
🙃 (not 🥰)53.082533.923
punchable (not loveable)53.062625.522
businesslike (not chivalrous)53.092030.738
profound (not ironic)52.786023.121
honorable (not cunning)52.5115129.964
perverted (not clean)52.561725.524
varied (not repetitive)52.463126.760
receiving (not giving)52.370229.813
experimental (not reliable)52.283628.926
sweet (not bitter)52.198222.738
gloomy (not sunny)52.1108526.926
socialist (not libertarian)52.063728.434
protagonist (not antagonist)52.0145931.715
conspiracist (not sheeple)51.9139127.436
introspective (not not introspective)51.9137527.629
alert (not oblivious)51.9130127.828
lowbrow (not highbrow)51.661628.847
hard-work (not natural-talent)51.6130027.528
short (not tall)51.579424.167
flourishing (not traumatized)51.557528.224
loose (not tight)51.562026.413
air (not earth)51.557131.720
demonic (not angelic)51.480519.444
prestigious (not disreputable)51.3126925.246
happy (not sad)51.170723.954
avant-garde (not classical)51.179527.832
👽 (not 🤡)51.1112826.742
reassuring (not fearmongering)51.1119631.718
low IQ (not high IQ)51.033122.148
backdoor (not official)50.1111427.736
subjective (not objective)50.9101529.243
transient (not permanent)50.284228.439
hypocritical (not equitable)50.887827.073
generous (not stingy)50.7127028.031
uncreative (not open to new experinces)50.549228.056
'left-brained' (not 'right-brained')50.5105928.739

The lowest rating for any description in the table is 50.0 despite a 1 to 100 scale being used. This is because descriptions that had values lower than the midpoint were reversed. For example, a score of 1/100 for "hot (not cold)" is equivalent to a score of 100/100 for "cold (not hot)". This was done so that all the traits that are most distinctive for a character are at the top of the table.

Similar characters

The similarity between two characters can be calculated by taking the correlation between the lists of their traits. This produces a value from +1 to -1. With +1 implying that every trait one character is high on the other one is high on too, to an equal degree. And, -1 implying that if a character is high on specific trait, the other one is low on it. The 10 most and least similar characters to Smash Williams based on their crowd-sourced profiles are listed below with the correlation in parenthesis.

Most similar Least similar
  1. Mike Lowrey (0.728)
  2. Preston 'Bodie' Broadus (0.719)
  3. Alex Karev (0.712)
  4. Kara 'Starbuck' Thrace (0.711)
  5. Tyra Collette (0.709)
  6. Curt Vaughan (0.709)
  7. Santana Lopez (0.707)
  8. Denver (0.705)
  9. Dean Winchester (0.704)
  10. Phil (0.704)
  1. Peter Doppler (-0.576)
  2. Milhouse Van Houten (-0.549)
  3. Stuart Bloom (-0.542)
  4. George Michael Bluth (-0.519)
  5. Peter (-0.517)
  6. Kif Kroker (-0.489)
  7. Kermit (-0.486)
  8. Evan (-0.48)
  9. Jerry Gergich (-0.475)
  10. Chip Dove (-0.471)

Personality types

Users who took the quiz were asked to self-identify their Myers-Briggs and Enneagram types. We can look at the average match scores of these different groups of users with Smash Williams to see what personality types people who describe themselves in ways similar to the way Smash Williams is described identify as.

Myers-Briggs Self-type Average match score with character Number of users


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