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Kif Kroker Descriptive Personality Statistics

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Kif Kroker is a character from Futurama.

This page summarizes crowd sourced ratings of their personality collected from users of the Statistical "Which Character" Personality Quiz. This website has recruited more than 3 million volunteers to rate characters on descriptive adjectives and other properties, which can be aggregated to create profiles that users can be matched to as part of a personality test. For more information about how the ratings were collected and how they are used, see the documentation.

Aggregated ratings for 400 descriptions

The table shows the average rating the character received for each descriptive item on a 1 to 100 scale and what that character's rank for the description is among all 2,000 characters in the database. It also shows the standard deviation of the ratings and how many different individuals submitted a rating for that description.

ItemAverage ratingRankRating standard deviationNumber of raters
passive (not assertive)95.518.322
🧠 (not 💪)93.2399.436
sensitive (not thick-skinned)92.449.720
emotional (not unemotional)92.3359.452
gatherer (not hunter)91.538.333
side character (not main character)91.22112.125
puny (not mighty)90.9210.321
insecure (not confident)90.7611.320
metrosexual (not macho)90.7612.530
meek (not bossy)90.61018.625
beta (not alpha)90.61821.324
often crying (not never cries)90.51711.737
nerd (not jock)90.213813.718
lover (not fighter)89.91215.129
🐀 (not 🐘)89.5915.830
quiet (not loud)89.32318.821
tattle-tale (not f***-the-police)89.21512.819
👽 (not 🤡)89.1720.425
pacifist (not ferocious)89.01112.718
submissive (not dominant)88.82523.328
self-conscious (not self-assured)88.5218.422
kind (not cruel)88.019920.126
soft (not hard)88.03112.221
soft (not hard)87.93516.124
love-focused (not money-focused)87.917917.756
obedient (not rebellious)87.42316.930
orderly (not chaotic)87.36212.226
loyal (not traitorous)87.141415.126
codependent (not independent)87.12219.931
😇 (not 😈)87.16718.532
anxious (not calm)86.97115.622
complimentary (not insulting)86.94513.419
devoted (not unfaithful)86.635419.936
tense (not relaxed)86.218624.118
civilized (not barbaric)86.218319.121
low self esteem (not narcissistic)86.22424.036
weakass (not badass)86.02015.433
stuttering (not rhythmic)85.6613.533
boy/girl-next-door (not celebrity)85.611517.054
😬 (not 😏)85.51521.238
traumatized (not flourishing)85.09918.134
water (not fire)84.82515.624
bookish (not sporty)84.631318.621
romantic (not dispassionate)84.516020.639
intellectual (not physical)84.423219.924
diligent (not lazy)84.465620.222
cooperative (not competitive)84.04917.721
cautious (not impulsive)83.95618.716
respectful (not rude)83.517823.121
hesitant (not decisive)83.52217.426
hard-work (not natural-talent)83.55212.128
introvert (not extrovert)83.38021.942
tame (not wild)83.33718.323
stick-in-the-mud (not adventurous)83.26414.825
consistent (not variable)83.26120.824
accommodating (not stubborn)83.21927.329
depressed (not bright)83.14713.021
flimsy (not sturdy)82.91422.328
awkward (not charming)82.85216.717
shy (not playful)82.82120.428
awkward (not suspicious)82.84821.126
shy (not bold)82.51627.528
OCD (not ADHD)82.510425.639
careful (not brave)82.42924.238
vulnerable (not armoured)82.34020.225
timid (not cocky)82.22627.833
soulful (not soulless)82.042619.424
flower child (not goth)81.924624.138
🎨 (not 🏀)81.734319.631
hypochondriac (not stoic)81.43724.345
scheduled (not spontaneous)81.327623.826
egalitarian (not racist)81.066117.931
twitchy (not still)81.017021.637
enslaved (not emancipated)80.91421.824
🚴 (not 🏋️‍♂️)80.820021.232
oppressed (not privileged)80.57021.025
white knight (not bad boy)80.424322.444
vegan (not cannibal)80.411430.426
introspective (not not introspective)80.113122.616
triggered (not trolling)80.14923.628
cringeworthy (not inspiring)79.812319.927
claustrophobic (not spelunker)79.63126.127
first-mate (not captain)79.623226.221
attentive (not interrupting)79.312024.928
warm (not cold)78.828124.117
obsessed (not aloof)78.823423.626
short (not tall)78.815119.571
dorky (not cool)78.815027.124
apprentice (not master)78.610322.821
equitable (not hypocritical)78.611620.420
feminist (not sexist)78.654324.717
emotional (not logical)78.524122.731
reclusive (not social)78.317116.437
desperate (not high standards)78.39521.435
sweet (not bitter)78.025125.924
hurried (not leisurely)77.99126.527
workaholic (not slacker)77.978828.123
noob (not pro)77.83423.018
cat person (not dog person)77.717129.346
works hard (not plays hard)77.645625.617
private (not gregarious)77.629324.026
weird (not normal)77.433427.519
not genocidal (not genocidal)77.456333.042
humble (not arrogant)77.319428.425
pure (not debased)76.925028.027
altruistic (not selfish)76.929521.727
demure (not vain)76.87719.926
serious (not bold)76.710922.831
🥴 (not 🥳)76.713022.332
reserved (not chatty)76.529021.217
one-faced (not two-faced)76.548132.031
miserable (not joyful)76.428422.323
androgynous (not gendered)76.31132.618
repetitive (not varied)76.311223.425
centrist (not radical)76.33322.541
neat (not messy)76.248626.618
tailor (not blacksmith)76.125925.630
moist (not dry)76.19127.128
nurturing (not poisonous)76.045223.227
corporate (not freelance)75.820826.120
well behaved (not mischievous)75.821430.134
self-destructive (not self-improving)75.728327.832
deliberate (not spontaneous)75.647423.529
angelic (not demonic)75.535924.121
treasure (not trash)75.583223.519
tight (not loose)75.542025.727
touchy-feely (not distant)75.418526.136
sheltered (not street-smart)75.115726.630
😭 (not 😀)75.113225.632
reactive (not proactive)75.09725.741
clumsy (not coordinated)74.918527.227
high-tech (not low-tech)74.930924.128
forgiving (not vengeful)74.832628.630
sad (not happy)74.831619.828
mild (not spicy)74.715024.632
genuine (not sarcastic)74.729524.524
democratic (not authoritarian)74.720428.425
refined (not rugged)74.539427.026
roundabout (not direct)74.44627.727
sheriff (not outlaw)74.434526.819
deep (not shallow)74.438025.625
manicured (not scruffy)74.370424.036
👨‍🚀 (not 🧙)74.214727.432
generous (not stingy)74.244224.922
gullible (not cynical)74.215126.636
morning lark (not night owl)74.014825.022
communal (not individualist)74.07420.721
empath (not psychopath)74.055824.637
giving (not receiving)74.043830.344
princess (not queen)73.812527.635
🤠 (not 🤑)73.741025.432
wholesome (not salacious)73.741831.927
unlucky (not fortunate)73.624125.425
dramatic (not no-nonsense)73.435732.620
sensible (not ludicrous)73.142626.931
good-humored (not angry)73.145527.030
unchallenging (not demanding)73.16833.227
trusting (not charming)73.010027.233
sickly (not healthy)72.811420.323
👩‍🔬 (not 👩‍🎤)72.831527.225
devout (not heathen)72.725326.620
subdued (not exuberant)72.611230.821
frugal (not lavish)72.329526.832
wavering (not resolute)72.34327.036
preppy (not punk rock)72.056625.926
thrifty (not extravagant)72.025221.620
innocent (not worldly)71.914728.521
thin (not thick)71.938928.338
gracious (not feisty)71.89829.929
cheesy (not chic)71.733428.947
📉 (not 📈)71.64730.230
blue-collar (not ivory-tower)71.335333.120
🐿 (not 🦇)71.244630.729
unassuming (not pretentious)71.116529.625
Swedish (not Italian)71.119923.919
folksy (not presidential)71.031824.025
pessimistic (not optimistic)70.931630.331
proper (not scandalous)70.941930.622
gloomy (not sunny)70.950027.726
plastic (not wooden)70.810028.827
bashful (not exhibitionist)70.710534.835
patient (not impatient)70.720933.930
valedictorian (not drop out)70.777831.840
warm (not quarrelsome)70.634424.222
overprepared (not efficient)70.65326.826
average (not deviant)70.514030.822
yes-man (not contrarian)70.311932.541
vintage (not trendy)70.374124.228
giggling (not chortling)70.114926.524
scientific (not artistic)70.151225.631
uninspiring (not charismatic)70.16528.824
reliable (not experimental)70.146027.825
honorable (not cunning)69.954527.341
lost (not enlightened)69.934625.730
chivalrous (not businesslike)69.933129.139
moody (not stable)69.870527.026
reasoned (not instinctual)69.823827.320
prudish (not flirtatious)69.826632.627
sorrowful (not cheery)69.855126.319
🧐 (not 😎)69.832527.840
resigned (not resistant)69.42333.224
transparent (not machiavellian)69.328032.441
innocent (not jaded)69.321130.844
on-time (not tardy)69.282832.732
poetic (not factual)69.126325.828
clean (not perverted)69.078630.535
chaste (not lustful)68.825329.920
grateful (not entitled)68.643828.534
glad (not mad)68.332126.424
technophile (not luddite)68.132621.220
guarded (not open)68.097430.232
penny-pincher (not overspender)67.941925.029
repulsive (not attractive)67.820025.525
smooth (not rough)67.738933.418
helpless (not resourceful)67.68728.928
scholarly (not crafty)67.532230.420
tactful (not indiscreet)67.460028.429
pensive (not serene)67.377532.121
🥶 (not 🥵)67.225629.237
🦄 (not 🐴)67.135726.130
perceptive (not unobservant)67.0122629.936
skeptical (not spiritual)66.891330.418
proletariat (not bourgeoisie)66.843331.921
accepting (not judgemental)66.846529.129
washed (not muddy)66.872426.043
statist (not anarchist)66.742425.622
off-key (not musical)66.442729.329
moderate (not extreme)66.226932.538
ranged (not melee)66.227332.623
heroic (not villainous)66.1108526.921
slow-talking (not fast-talking)65.923126.328
reasonable (not deranged)65.771330.825
analysis (not common sense)65.754932.340
politically correct (not edgy)65.639828.024
🥰 (not 🙃)65.651736.533
frenzied (not sleepy)65.5111626.225
cultured (not rustic)65.569328.031
queer (not straight)65.420930.628
liberal (not conservative)65.472430.220
Pepsi (not Coke)65.312029.526
existentialist (not nihilist)65.154828.833
🙅‍♂️ (not 🙋‍♂️)65.034732.534
believable (not poorly-written)65.0140225.335
paranoid (not naive)64.966432.252
indie (not pop)64.976230.239
💝 (not 💔)64.854234.040
jealous (not compersive)64.751127.218
zany (not regular)64.667933.422
slow (not fast)64.517823.522
🤐 (not 😜)64.358933.830
realistic (not ambitious)64.031729.629
thinker (not doer)64.025732.432
👟 (not 🥾)63.855238.028
envious (not prideful)63.87928.733
monastic (not hedonist)63.325831.220
neutral (not opinionated)63.07532.238
sheeple (not conspiracist)62.815132.334
🛌 (not 🧗)62.832829.340
ugly (not beautiful)62.718630.828
sugarcoated (not frank)62.714129.841
loveable (not punchable)62.589835.424
sober (not indulgent)62.451131.225
unambiguous (not mysterious)62.465236.916
lighthearted (not intense)62.433132.022
irrelevant (not important)62.210830.319
feminine (not masculine)62.163924.132
Greek (not Roman)62.121431.937
slovenly (not stylish)62.039430.626
traditional (not unorthodox)62.053033.726
sane (not crazy)62.060530.323
everyman (not chosen one)62.048336.046
basic (not hipster)61.875432.423
poor (not rich)61.851326.816
lenient (not strict)61.757036.232
outsider (not insider)61.762435.321
classical (not avant-garde)61.374633.731
geriatric (not vibrant)61.325026.329
high IQ (not low IQ)61.0145031.321
self-disciplined (not disorganized)60.8119634.815
methodical (not astonishing)60.787331.924
pronatalist (not child free)60.736529.726
👨‍⚕️ (not 👨‍🔧)60.773535.134
fixable (not unfixable)60.784831.433
expressive (not stoic)60.687230.717
nonpolitical (not political)60.548031.524
autistic (not neurotypical)60.516731.624
literal (not metaphorical)60.586832.420
quitter (not persistent)60.53232.019
asexual (not sexual)60.539632.336
jealous (not opinionated)60.518430.840
freak (not normie)60.477636.728
modest (not flamboyant)60.381239.128
French (not Russian)60.382827.421
ironic (not profound)60.358231.931
tasteful (not lewd)60.2103030.931
complicated (not simple)60.2108837.717
pain-avoidant (not masochistic)60.050238.326
knowledgeable (not ignorant)59.9121929.517
purple (not orange)59.759126.919
official (not backdoor)59.759137.726
expressive (not monotone)59.697130.143
intimate (not formal)59.471534.024
🤺 (not 🏌)59.4123136.336
dramatic (not comedic)59.2114132.339
animalistic (not human)59.033433.031
city-slicker (not country-bumpkin)58.9115727.621
lowbrow (not highbrow)58.836131.624
factual (not exaggerating)58.875233.833
socialist (not libertarian)58.623826.830
🧕 (not 💃)58.637431.030
vanilla (not kinky)58.473036.534
family-first (not work-first)58.482930.420
multicolored (not monochrome)58.468936.117
🐐 (not 🦒)58.3100534.638
unprepared (not hoarder)58.242427.020
haunted (not blissful)58.2116429.934
foolish (not wise)58.158328.527
abstract (not concrete)58.153530.632
active (not slothful)58.0155032.321
impartial (not biased)57.916630.030
focused on the future (not focused on the present)57.856931.626
subjective (not objective)57.862230.423
precise (not vague)57.6115526.928
juvenile (not mature)57.669828.821
urban (not rural)57.6120034.531
studious (not goof-off)57.6121336.328
protagonist (not antagonist)57.6131431.949
🌟 (not 💩)57.4137629.828
offended (not chill)57.490831.332
deep (not epic)57.462425.330
open to new experinces (not uncreative)57.3132629.519
humorless (not funny)57.357327.025
trusting (not suspicious)57.068434.721
patriotic (not unpatriotic)56.9124034.014
motivated (not unmotivated)56.9172533.341
eastern (not western)56.819835.024
sage (not whippersnapper)56.867428.225
alert (not oblivious)56.7116932.131
underachiever (not overachiever)56.728031.223
provincial (not cosmopolitan)56.666528.323
😊 (not 🤣)56.5108032.539
conventional (not creative)56.470030.025
oxymoron (not tautology)56.386530.431
rock (not rap)56.2163827.731
arcane (not mainstream)56.193636.117
straightforward (not cryptic)55.9129431.931
open-minded (not close-minded)55.9107730.722
air (not earth)55.939735.230
disarming (not creepy)55.8132927.818
domestic (not industrial)55.871232.619
utilitarian (not decorative)55.8113826.123
mathematical (not literary)55.757831.224
philosophical (not real)55.740731.720
stuck-in-the-past (not forward-thinking)55.665829.618
reassuring (not fearmongering)55.5104133.734
predictable (not quirky)55.472535.033
builder (not explorer)55.376431.222
gamer (not non-gamer)55.257735.127
curious (not apathetic)55.0138231.818
competent (not incompetent)55.0152735.420
head@clouds (not down2earth)54.877734.417
legit (not scrub)54.8146635.121
linear (not circular)54.582330.127
🐩 (not 🐒)54.195935.827
🐷 (not 🐮)53.951633.022
🎩 (not 🧢)53.996533.142
English (not German)53.8171130.322
long-winded (not concise)53.776333.141
genius (not dunce)53.6135528.739
go-getter (not slugabed)53.6169722.119
remote (not involved)53.431532.125
🎃 (not 💀)53.484634.629
🤖 (not 👻)53.181936.527
good-cook (not bad-cook)53.184533.030
practical (not imaginative)53.0119933.828
prestigious (not disreputable)53.0122733.724
serious (not playful)52.9113532.729
confidential (not gossiping)52.9130734.628
minimalist (not pack rat)52.9102628.226
rational (not whimsical)52.7114431.719
historical (not modern)52.780228.125
fantastical (not realistic)52.776235.329
open-book (not secretive)52.662533.236
🤔 (not 🤫)52.4116731.431
theoretical (not empirical)52.360135.724
generalist (not specialist)52.058231.023
summer (not winter)52.097136.735
rigid (not flexible)51.9108230.330
picky (not always down)51.9114433.650
interesting (not tiresome)51.7151035.923
'left-brained' (not 'right-brained')51.786930.724
permanent (not transient)51.7110823.917
idealist (not realist)51.691034.441
interested (not bored)51.2155929.524
unpolished (not eloquent)51.174330.921
extraordinary (not mundane)50.9142336.640
pointed (not random)50.9151131.936
old (not young)50.274627.919
atheist (not theist)50.7122331.430
fresh (not stinky)50.3140333.527
driven (not unambitious)50.6182329.431

The lowest rating for any description in the table is 50.0 despite a 1 to 100 scale being used. This is because descriptions that had values lower than the midpoint were reversed. For example, a score of 1/100 for "hot (not cold)" is equivalent to a score of 100/100 for "cold (not hot)". This was done so that all the traits that are most distinctive for a character are at the top of the table.

Similar characters

The similarity between two characters can be calculated by taking the correlation between the lists of their traits. This produces a value from +1 to -1. With +1 implying that every trait one character is high on the other one is high on too, to an equal degree. And, -1 implying that if a character is high on specific trait, the other one is low on it. The 10 most and least similar characters to Kif Kroker based on their crowd-sourced profiles are listed below with the correlation in parenthesis.

Most similar Least similar
  1. George Michael Bluth (0.851)
  2. Milhouse Van Houten (0.851)
  3. Brian Johnson (0.803)
  4. Evan (0.792)
  5. Gary Walsh (0.792)
  6. Waylon Smithers (0.777)
  7. Columbus (0.769)
  8. Felix Lutz (0.767)
  9. Charlie Kelmeckis (0.765)
  10. Molly Hooper (0.765)
  1. Tyler Durden (-0.652)
  2. Charlie Harper (-0.651)
  3. Phil (-0.626)
  4. Bender Bending Rodriguez (-0.626)
  5. Bronn (-0.615)
  6. Sterling Archer (-0.614)
  7. Frank Costello (-0.61)
  8. Noah Puckerman (-0.6)
  9. Rhett Butler (-0.598)
  10. James 'Sawyer' Ford (-0.597)

Personality types

Users who took the quiz were asked to self-identify their Myers-Briggs and Enneagram types. We can look at the average match scores of these different groups of users with Kif Kroker to see what personality types people who describe themselves in ways similar to the way Kif Kroker is described identify as.

Myers-Briggs Self-type Average match score with character Number of users


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