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Kif Kroker Descriptive Personality Statistics

Kif Kroker is a character from Futurama.

This page summarizes crowd sourced ratings of their personality collected from users of the Statistical "Which Character" Personality Quiz. This website has recruited more than 3 million volunteers to rate characters on descriptive adjectives and other properties, which can be aggregated to create profiles that users can be matched to as part of a personality test. For more information about how the ratings were collected and how they are used, see the documentation.

Aggregated ratings for 400 descriptions

The table shows the average rating the character received for each descriptive item on a 1 to 100 scale and what that character's rank for the description is among all 1,750 characters in the database. It also shows the standard deviation of the ratings and how many different individuals submitted a rating for that description.

ItemAverage ratingRankRating standard deviationNumber of raters
passive (not assertive)95.018.620
beta (not alpha)94.2310.522
🧠 (not 💪)93.3329.429
emotional (not unemotional)92.3319.451
sensitive (not thick-skinned)92.0310.216
self-conscious (not self-assured)91.9110.421
insecure (not confident)91.1411.315
metrosexual (not macho)91.0412.626
often crying (not never cries)90.81111.435
pacifist (not ferocious)90.6713.312
nerd (not jock)90.511314.117
gatherer (not hunter)90.248.328
lover (not fighter)89.71215.527
meek (not bossy)89.6921.518
puny (not mighty)89.4310.418
🐀 (not 🐘)89.0716.626
👽 (not 🤡)88.7420.624
devoted (not unfaithful)88.620715.833
low self esteem (not narcissistic)88.31019.734
love-focused (not money-focused)88.014918.153
submissive (not dominant)87.92624.026
tattle-tale (not f***-the-police)87.91712.917
soft (not hard)87.82512.520
kind (not cruel)87.618220.325
soft (not hard)87.43217.121
obedient (not rebellious)87.22017.925
loyal (not traitorous)87.134013.918
anxious (not calm)87.15515.921
awkward (not charming)86.82311.811
weakass (not badass)86.41915.831
😇 (not 😈)86.26018.730
traumatized (not flourishing)85.76415.128
stuttering (not rhythmic)85.7814.428
boy/girl-next-door (not celebrity)85.79517.551
tense (not relaxed)85.419224.617
complimentary (not insulting)85.35114.814
romantic (not dispassionate)85.212320.438
shy (not bold)85.1523.922
civilized (not barbaric)85.118820.917
codependent (not independent)84.93422.323
flimsy (not sturdy)84.8921.124
orderly (not chaotic)84.69612.017
bookish (not sporty)84.527519.020
soulful (not soulless)84.525816.416
hard-work (not natural-talent)84.53412.624
😬 (not 😏)84.31821.635
hesitant (not decisive)84.21514.119
enslaved (not emancipated)84.0719.719
consistent (not variable)84.04218.521
stick-in-the-mud (not adventurous)83.94816.416
tame (not wild)83.82618.921
water (not fire)83.83116.221
intellectual (not physical)83.424120.522
cautious (not impulsive)83.35419.514
cooperative (not competitive)83.24318.219
depressed (not bright)83.23113.019
scheduled (not spontaneous)83.019422.824
OCD (not ADHD)83.09025.533
introvert (not extrovert)82.96123.236
works hard (not plays hard)82.821518.413
shy (not playful)82.81321.225
quiet (not loud)82.68622.412
accommodating (not stubborn)82.61927.628
diligent (not lazy)82.567921.119
apprentice (not master)82.54017.415
awkward (not suspicious)82.44422.123
short (not tall)82.38512.618
timid (not cocky)81.72428.531
egalitarian (not racist)81.652913.519
🎨 (not 🏀)81.429821.225
vegan (not cannibal)81.47728.820
twitchy (not still)81.115421.936
hypochondriac (not stoic)81.03324.444
flower child (not goth)80.923024.336
oppressed (not privileged)80.95121.923
🚴 (not 🏋️‍♂️)80.716822.427
white knight (not bad boy)80.420423.240
introspective (not not introspective)80.210119.010
triggered (not trolling)80.13924.027
careful (not brave)80.04325.033
vulnerable (not armoured)80.05821.420
dorky (not cool)80.010727.021
respectful (not rude)79.826725.216
pure (not debased)79.814525.523
first-mate (not captain)79.619926.221
claustrophobic (not spelunker)79.32926.526
attentive (not interrupting)79.310024.928
desperate (not high standards)79.07521.833
warm (not cold)78.823224.117
forgiving (not vengeful)78.617624.625
sheltered (not street-smart)78.69422.726
cringeworthy (not inspiring)78.612121.620
reclusive (not social)78.412916.835
deep (not shallow)78.419720.312
serious (not bold)78.36923.825
🥴 (not 🥳)78.38521.028
humble (not arrogant)78.314127.322
altruistic (not selfish)78.222720.123
sweet (not bitter)78.221226.620
centrist (not radical)77.82421.838
not genocidal (not genocidal)77.643433.438
emotional (not logical)77.522923.029
feminist (not sexist)77.249127.612
repetitive (not varied)77.18823.823
demure (not vain)76.85821.522
weird (not normal)76.730528.118
touchy-feely (not distant)76.713823.831
workaholic (not slacker)76.672129.021
reserved (not chatty)76.523122.914
nurturing (not poisonous)76.039223.525
sad (not happy)75.923320.026
cat person (not dog person)75.917230.940
giving (not receiving)75.931028.340
tight (not loose)75.833926.525
equitable (not hypocritical)75.716022.015
private (not gregarious)75.530324.523
angelic (not demonic)75.529724.119
tailor (not blacksmith)75.525225.929
moist (not dry)75.58028.126
reactive (not proactive)75.58024.836
corporate (not freelance)75.419126.819
deliberate (not spontaneous)75.342024.227
sheriff (not outlaw)75.327625.814
🐿 (not 🦇)75.325927.627
clumsy (not coordinated)75.216026.723
unlucky (not fortunate)75.117724.620
high-tech (not low-tech)75.125024.527
genuine (not sarcastic)74.923023.521
self-destructive (not self-improving)74.827028.330
treasure (not trash)74.874023.918
👨‍🚀 (not 🧙)74.711624.828
innocent (not worldly)74.69326.320
wholesome (not salacious)74.633330.919
manicured (not scruffy)74.361021.928
well behaved (not mischievous)74.220731.031
pessimistic (not optimistic)74.220327.827
generous (not stingy)74.237024.922
empath (not psychopath)74.146423.933
hurried (not leisurely)74.116431.617
neat (not messy)74.049627.416
communal (not individualist)74.05321.220
democratic (not authoritarian)73.819729.622
mild (not spicy)73.714225.729
roundabout (not direct)73.64827.926
dramatic (not no-nonsense)73.531433.017
😭 (not 😀)73.514126.329
wavering (not resolute)73.43125.232
🤠 (not 🤑)73.432925.731
sickly (not healthy)73.210218.918
noob (not pro)73.27125.312
one-faced (not two-faced)73.052832.927
princess (not queen)73.013227.734
obsessed (not aloof)72.934126.717
miserable (not joyful)72.934921.820
refined (not rugged)72.739528.023
sorrowful (not cheery)72.635924.218
gracious (not feisty)72.57229.727
thrifty (not extravagant)72.520523.317
trusting (not charming)72.49228.130
frugal (not lavish)72.325227.725
good-humored (not angry)72.340127.528
folksy (not presidential)72.124422.419
gullible (not cynical)72.016227.432
plastic (not wooden)71.97727.025
androgynous (not gendered)71.81936.213
👩‍🔬 (not 👩‍🎤)71.629224.821
📉 (not 📈)71.64330.230
chivalrous (not businesslike)71.424228.236
🧐 (not 😎)71.324627.733
vintage (not trendy)71.161623.826
cheesy (not chic)71.131728.946
unchallenging (not demanding)71.07633.625
gloomy (not sunny)70.941927.726
preppy (not punk rock)70.952125.825
thin (not thick)70.835729.532
proper (not scandalous)70.836432.419
prudish (not flirtatious)70.621831.725
statist (not anarchist)70.624723.818
Swedish (not Italian)70.617524.418
overprepared (not efficient)70.64726.826
resigned (not resistant)70.42031.520
poetic (not factual)70.320125.627
warm (not quarrelsome)70.328421.816
bashful (not exhibitionist)70.310035.733
unassuming (not pretentious)70.114130.421
innocent (not jaded)70.117629.740
scientific (not artistic)70.143525.631
valedictorian (not drop out)69.968533.333
transparent (not machiavellian)69.722531.135
yes-man (not contrarian)69.611932.540
uninspiring (not charismatic)69.66429.622
subdued (not exuberant)69.614532.218
competent (not incompetent)69.495035.410
devout (not heathen)69.332828.015
morning lark (not night owl)69.320427.815
tactful (not indiscreet)69.344928.715
helpless (not resourceful)69.36028.626
jealous (not compersive)69.034326.114
guarded (not open)68.978830.430
average (not deviant)68.714432.319
reliable (not experimental)68.444128.323
irrelevant (not important)68.34228.214
lost (not enlightened)68.235227.824
glad (not mad)68.126826.922
moody (not stable)68.066128.123
🥶 (not 🥵)68.020729.435
technophile (not luddite)67.928419.617
🦄 (not 🐴)67.929025.527
penny-pincher (not overspender)67.936625.428
on-time (not tardy)67.974333.829
smooth (not rough)67.732033.418
perceptive (not unobservant)67.5102430.733
giggling (not chortling)67.516727.221
chaste (not lustful)67.324130.019
pensive (not serene)67.367531.717
sensible (not ludicrous)67.255027.721
proletariat (not bourgeoisie)67.136130.712
grateful (not entitled)67.140728.632
sheeple (not conspiracist)67.07430.928
patient (not impatient)67.025635.026
clean (not perverted)66.973432.130
repulsive (not attractive)66.819527.321
ranged (not melee)66.323732.320
reasonable (not deranged)66.159029.321
🙅‍♂️ (not 🙋‍♂️)66.127832.332
🥰 (not 🙃)65.841836.730
honorable (not cunning)65.758127.734
washed (not muddy)65.764226.440
patriotic (not unpatriotic)65.668729.69
off-key (not musical)65.439330.027
Pepsi (not Coke)65.39429.526
skeptical (not spiritual)65.185428.512
blue-collar (not ivory-tower)65.046935.914
outsider (not insider)65.043834.317
frenzied (not sleepy)65.099726.221
expressive (not stoic)64.863331.114
slow (not fast)64.815525.017
analysis (not common sense)64.849432.239
heroic (not villainous)64.793628.416
🤐 (not 😜)64.747833.628
envious (not prideful)64.76427.330
thinker (not doer)64.620632.029
indie (not pop)64.663230.635
existentialist (not nihilist)64.648626.522
slow-talking (not fast-talking)64.521126.826
accepting (not judgemental)64.345129.524
reasoned (not instinctual)64.132227.316
zany (not regular)64.160135.020
cultured (not rustic)64.166528.429
loveable (not punchable)63.971335.523
moderate (not extreme)63.827933.434
sane (not crazy)63.845629.521
liberal (not conservative)63.866630.417
lighthearted (not intense)63.825929.720
realistic (not ambitious)63.725530.327
🛌 (not 🧗)63.527728.634
slovenly (not stylish)63.430530.021
paranoid (not naive)63.462832.649
sober (not indulgent)63.239430.619
traditional (not unorthodox)63.243330.921
lenient (not strict)63.144936.829
high IQ (not low IQ)63.1119431.117
queer (not straight)63.018231.424
neutral (not opinionated)62.86432.135
sugarcoated (not frank)62.612930.240
👟 (not 🥾)62.551038.027
tasteful (not lewd)62.477930.024
monastic (not hedonist)62.422631.819
💝 (not 💔)62.452234.337
geriatric (not vibrant)62.420426.228
everyman (not chosen one)61.741336.345
knowledgeable (not ignorant)61.699729.616
politically correct (not edgy)61.544827.621
classical (not avant-garde)61.562633.024
urban (not rural)61.593334.028
pain-avoidant (not masochistic)61.437338.425
legit (not scrub)61.3105931.411
feminine (not masculine)61.254824.829
scholarly (not crafty)61.242930.616
family-first (not work-first)61.262130.218
ugly (not beautiful)61.019130.623
Greek (not Roman)60.721232.235
dramatic (not comedic)60.792732.337
modest (not flamboyant)60.668139.326
👨‍⚕️ (not 👨‍🔧)60.564135.530
jealous (not opinionated)60.516130.840
open to new experinces (not uncreative)60.4101727.118
poor (not rich)60.345127.015
animalistic (not human)60.328033.327
eastern (not western)60.311734.117
French (not Russian)60.369527.421
complicated (not simple)60.293237.717
asexual (not sexual)60.232633.234
fixable (not unfixable)60.173733.328
stuck-in-the-past (not forward-thinking)60.142326.913
freak (not normie)60.167736.826
basic (not hipster)60.074732.022
socialist (not libertarian)59.415527.727
mathematical (not literary)59.439329.822
city-slicker (not country-bumpkin)59.298428.220
methodical (not astonishing)59.080331.523
believable (not poorly-written)59.0142029.722
impartial (not biased)58.912727.622
unambiguous (not mysterious)58.868139.413
sage (not whippersnapper)58.750026.823
expressive (not monotone)58.784730.541
🐷 (not 🐮)58.532733.319
🤺 (not 🏌)58.5106736.435
subjective (not objective)58.447230.518
long-winded (not concise)58.449431.534
literal (not metaphorical)58.383530.716
pronatalist (not child free)58.336625.919
domestic (not industrial)58.350231.618
vanilla (not kinky)58.263537.429
multicolored (not monochrome)58.258535.615
abstract (not concrete)58.146130.632
English (not German)58.1135129.518
trusting (not suspicious)58.054335.220
self-disciplined (not disorganized)58.0107734.414
juvenile (not mature)58.058329.420
studious (not goof-off)58.0102236.224
nonpolitical (not political)57.945631.422
disarming (not creepy)57.9107128.616
intimate (not formal)57.964033.018
factual (not exaggerating)57.966833.932
oxymoron (not tautology)57.865628.528
foolish (not wise)57.751328.622
curious (not apathetic)57.7106929.415
tiresome (not interesting)57.723432.615
offended (not chill)57.776931.530
ironic (not profound)57.760432.628
haunted (not blissful)57.6100130.233
protagonist (not antagonist)57.6111531.949
remote (not involved)57.518832.120
quitter (not persistent)57.53932.217
deep (not epic)57.452326.425
focused on the future (not focused on the present)57.348532.225
😊 (not 🤣)57.388532.737
🧕 (not 💃)57.235830.927
active (not slothful)57.1132832.418
unprepared (not hoarder)57.138824.717
🌟 (not 💩)57.1116031.125
underachiever (not overachiever)57.123330.921
motivated (not unmotivated)56.9146333.341
purple (not orange)56.859026.817
rock (not rap)56.5137228.130
arcane (not mainstream)56.477534.615
🐐 (not 🦒)56.495434.636
reassuring (not fearmongering)56.483633.733
utilitarian (not decorative)56.394725.820
provincial (not cosmopolitan)56.157228.120
alert (not oblivious)56.199931.921
precise (not vague)55.9103728.823
confidential (not gossiping)55.8104434.126
head@clouds (not down2earth)55.763534.715
historical (not modern)55.660926.420
open-minded (not close-minded)55.592130.614
predictable (not quirky)55.562335.428
🎃 (not 💀)55.266933.828
atheist (not theist)55.192133.220
conventional (not creative)54.964629.320
humorless (not funny)54.755426.623
realist (not idealist)54.577536.229
fantastical (not realistic)54.562134.528
summer (not winter)54.477636.333
🤔 (not 🤫)54.393031.127
philosophical (not real)54.139033.215
🎩 (not 🧢)53.883032.436
air (not earth)53.839535.625
autistic (not neurotypical)53.522831.319
straightforward (not cryptic)53.4118531.426
slugabed (not go-getter)53.317822.614
stinky (not fresh)53.343633.625
builder (not explorer)53.273129.918
genius (not dunce)53.1116229.435
🤖 (not 👻)53.169336.825
serious (not playful)53.097632.424
generalist (not specialist)53.046931.322
picky (not always down)53.093934.346
flexible (not rigid)52.964229.527
prestigious (not disreputable)52.9104033.218
permanent (not transient)52.891224.514
lowbrow (not highbrow)52.649230.720
🐩 (not 🐒)52.685135.726
rational (not whimsical)52.598832.314
interested (not bored)52.3127428.422
minimalist (not pack rat)52.191128.525
gamer (not non-gamer)51.957634.425
good-cook (not bad-cook)51.777832.626
practical (not imaginative)51.6106033.627
theoretical (not empirical)51.456236.922
eloquent (not unpolished)51.3104230.718
linear (not circular)51.384930.324
driven (not unambitious)51.1154129.528
backdoor (not official)51.192136.817
'right-brained' (not 'left-brained')51.073431.719
old (not young)50.963729.317
open-book (not secretive)50.159432.434
extraordinary (not mundane)50.2122236.839
pointed (not random)50.4129632.235

The lowest rating for any description in the table is 50.0 despite a 1 to 100 scale being used. This is because descriptions that had values lower than the midpoint were reversed. For example, a score of 1/100 for "hot (not cold)" is equivalent to a score of 100/100 for "cold (not hot)". This was done so that all the traits that are most distinctive for a character are at the top of the table.

Similar characters

The similarity between two characters can be calculated by taking the correlation between the lists of their traits. This produces a value from +1 to -1. With +1 implying that every trait one character is high on the other one is high on too, to an equal degree. And, -1 implying that if a character is high on specific trait, the other one is low on it. The 10 most and least similar characters to Kif Kroker based on their crowd-sourced profiles are listed below with the correlation in parenthesis.

Most similar Least similar
  1. George Michael Bluth (0.849)
  2. Milhouse Van Houten (0.848)
  3. Brian Johnson (0.801)
  4. Evan (0.794)
  5. Gary Walsh (0.789)
  6. Charlie Kelmeckis (0.777)
  7. Columbus (0.777)
  8. Waylon Smithers (0.768)
  9. Molly Hooper (0.765)
  10. Felix Lutz (0.761)
  1. Tyler Durden (-0.645)
  2. Charlie Harper (-0.637)
  3. Bronn (-0.624)
  4. Phil (-0.622)
  5. Bender Bending Rodriguez (-0.62)
  6. Frank Costello (-0.606)
  7. Sterling Archer (-0.605)
  8. Noah Puckerman (-0.6)
  9. Captain Hammer (-0.593)
  10. Billy Hargrove (-0.591)

Personality types

Personality types according to various systems can be derived from the character's traits. Profiles for a personality type were computed by averaging together all responses from people who took the test and reported a given personality type and then this composite was matched to each of those profiles as if it was its own character (as was done above). Listed closest to worst match.



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