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Steve Hadley Descriptive Personality Statistics

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Steve Hadley is a character from The Cabin in the Woods.

This page summarizes crowd sourced ratings of their personality collected from users of the Statistical "Which Character" Personality Quiz. This website has recruited more than 3 million volunteers to rate characters on descriptive adjectives and other properties, which can be aggregated to create profiles that users can be matched to as part of a personality test. For more information about how the ratings were collected and how they are used, see the documentation.

Aggregated ratings for 500 descriptions

The table shows the average rating the character received for each descriptive item on a 1 to 100 scale and what that character's rank for the description is among all 2,000 characters in the database. It also shows the standard deviation of the ratings and how many different individuals submitted a rating for that description.

ItemAverage ratingRankRating standard deviationNumber of raters
chronically single (not serial dater)96.076.410
handshakes (not hugs)93.7668.111
money-focused (not love-focused)93.51812.922
privileged (not oppressed)93.04410.624
demonic (not angelic)90.3478.816
businesslike (not chivalrous)90.11710.624
work-first (not family-first)89.97413.717
irreverent (not sincere)89.7159.311
trash (not treasure)89.0139.813
corporate (not freelance)89.01820.627
clinical (not heartfelt)88.74812.09
focused (not absentminded)88.231411.68
unfrivolous (not goofy)88.09312.69
monochrome (not multicolored)87.72212.815
worldly (not innocent)87.011414.125
bookish (not sporty)86.627316.219
jaded (not innocent)86.415213.833
scientific (not artistic)86.310613.120
scheduled (not spontaneous)86.314412.624
arrogant (not humble)85.722323.618
debased (not pure)85.111618.621
nerd (not jock)85.025422.423
analytical (not intuitive)85.08313.711
poisonous (not nurturing)84.315418.024
😈 (not 😇)84.317516.239
resentful (not euphoric)84.211412.76
routine (not innovative)84.08410.98
suspicious (not trusting)83.920521.332
flat (not bubbly)83.81077.18
stingy (not generous)83.711512.024
stubborn (not accommodating)83.636418.819
sexist (not feminist)83.510014.521
insider (not outsider)83.21020.427
cold (not warm)83.115519.315
dorky (not cool)83.18621.324
cruel (not kind)83.011220.027
genocidal (not not genocidal)82.87317.725
receiving (not giving)82.811918.031
snoops (not minds-own-business)82.632724.08
indoorsy (not outdoorsy)82.224212.56
spartan (not glamorous)82.115714.810
harsh (not gentle)82.02409.910
soulless (not soulful)81.79520.324
old (not young)81.618016.019
mad-scientist (not lumberjack)81.623411.78
🧠 (not 💪)81.440121.031
cursed (not blessed)81.422811.89
workaholic (not slacker)81.464520.124
😬 (not 😏)81.34425.333
👩‍🔬 (not 👩‍🎤)81.215921.322
naughty (not nice)81.228721.610
villainous (not heroic)81.113214.923
psychopath (not empath)81.118813.915
logical (not emotional)80.911722.527
methodical (not astonishing)80.912017.720
feisty (not gracious)80.433018.618
flawed (not perfect)79.935210.39
basic (not hipster)79.815430.116
🙃 (not 🥰)79.815123.932
haunted (not blissful)79.733117.219
cheesy (not chic)79.614814.833
pretentious (not unassuming)79.424021.917
cunning (not honorable)79.221818.318
bitter (not sweet)79.224118.432
sarcastic (not genuine)79.122524.826
gendered (not androgynous)79.170130.323
vain (not demure)78.921712.217
plant-neglecter (not green thumb)78.825722.58
careful (not brave)78.76319.124
utilitarian (not decorative)78.716022.520
selfish (not altruistic)78.628618.518
dispassionate (not romantic)78.47425.221
resists change (not likes change)78.336815.37
🙅‍♂️ (not 🙋‍♂️)78.011626.823
🐷 (not 🐮)77.97030.223
entitled (not grateful)77.933122.715
🚴 (not 🏋️‍♂️)77.836213.517
analysis (not common sense)77.820519.428
assertive (not passive)77.757620.415
🤣 (not 😊)77.611021.426
technophile (not luddite)77.615022.825
night owl (not morning lark)77.437322.222
unemotional (not emotional)77.47926.328
biased (not impartial)77.128917.718
catty (not supportive)77.023811.17
obedient (not rebellious)76.915121.718
dry (not moist)76.812320.017
smug (not sheepish)76.655827.614
puny (not mighty)76.46219.421
cannibal (not vegan)76.424823.917
conservative (not liberal)76.314227.026
shallow (not deep)76.112819.618
bold (not shy)76.0103722.719
bossy (not meek)76.069124.224
believing (not questioning)76.09525.57
militaristic (not hippie)76.052723.59
🐀 (not 🐘)75.913327.539
cliché (not original)75.912422.58
quarrelsome (not warm)75.839622.023
hard-work (not natural-talent)75.627116.422
decisive (not hesitant)75.659625.215
frenzied (not sleepy)75.652219.530
🐐 (not 🦒)75.513431.316
industrial (not domestic)75.412725.614
competitive (not cooperative)75.457624.717
deliberate (not spontaneous)75.250827.925
sheriff (not outlaw)75.134426.018
unlucky (not fortunate)75.022229.227
opinionated (not neutral)75.097529.926
self-destructive (not self-improving)74.932829.519
🏌 (not 🤺)74.84831.931
pensive (not serene)74.831517.419
problematic (not woke)74.835323.213
awkward (not charming)74.717418.920
intellectual (not physical)74.560422.224
factual (not poetic)74.531624.416
antagonist (not protagonist)74.516627.240
mathematical (not literary)74.314923.820
yes-man (not contrarian)74.27823.624
vintage (not trendy)74.061922.626
cynical (not gullible)74.051922.325
playful (not shy)73.970015.615
vengeful (not forgiving)73.845017.324
💩 (not 🌟)73.716126.227
cocky (not timid)73.676720.737
pointed (not random)73.576425.321
mechanical (not natural)73.326535.89
disturbing (not enchanting)73.324027.19
winter (not summer)73.034124.220
prying (not unmeddlesome)73.063434.17
hypocritical (not equitable)72.928825.722
political (not nonpolitical)72.938129.224
direct (not roundabout)72.964730.119
nihilist (not existentialist)72.94723.517
OCD (not ADHD)72.848627.731
rich (not poor)72.760822.326
obsessed (not aloof)72.644532.816
salacious (not wholesome)72.633318.421
things-person (not people-person)72.631724.88
👨‍🚀 (not 🧙)72.420124.832
western (not eastern)72.428130.325
narcissistic (not low self esteem)72.449026.824
dystopian (not utopian)72.427530.112
old-fashioned (not progressive)72.433529.212
hard (not soft)72.151027.517
Hates PDA (not Constant PDA)72.139824.012
🥶 (not 🥵)72.115830.725
perverted (not clean)72.026425.226
straight (not queer)71.987027.724
secretive (not open-book)71.965026.030
city-slicker (not country-bumpkin)71.876429.236
involved (not remote)71.762723.121
enslaved (not emancipated)71.77824.621
exhibitionist (not bashful)71.746230.732
🤡 (not 👽)71.617432.132
🤑 (not 🤠)71.532129.224
off-key (not musical)71.526429.020
mischievous (not well behaved)71.369332.022
guarded (not open)71.389325.620
side character (not main character)71.346623.918
formal (not intimate)71.237424.723
mad (not glad)71.149821.314
💔 (not 💝)71.130122.931
fearful (not hopeful)71.116711.08
close-minded (not open-minded)71.025929.325
crazy (not sane)71.043926.323
buffoon (not charmer)71.017723.97
👨‍⚕️ (not 👨‍🔧)70.843432.924
freak (not normie)70.844325.024
unfixable (not fixable)70.822727.118
💀 (not 🎃)70.840729.120
rock (not rap)70.899328.231
paranoid (not naive)70.843727.227
unfulfilled (not fulfilled)70.758817.77
persistent (not quitter)70.6159229.120
awkward (not comfortable)70.635028.88
bourgeoisie (not proletariat)70.539823.227
miserable (not joyful)70.554826.418
annoying (not unannoying)70.541120.98
everyman (not chosen one)70.323829.227
big-vocabulary (not small-vocabulary)70.393426.010
employee (not entrepreneur)70.329030.97
extreme (not moderate)70.274229.519
earth (not air)70.245525.318
overachiever (not underachiever)70.2103123.821
on-time (not tardy)70.183727.722
builder (not explorer)70.127232.822
English (not German)70.1105134.424
distant (not touchy-feely)70.051627.331
tight (not loose)69.970525.620
orange (not purple)69.823532.419
straight edge (not junkie)69.890733.79
motivated (not unmotivated)69.7145628.842
proud (not apologetic)69.5105225.511
exuberant (not subdued)69.356325.024
rigid (not flexible)69.249326.528
practical (not imaginative)69.267032.119
genius (not dunce)69.182821.626
scrub (not legit)69.011920.015
ivory-tower (not blue-collar)68.941931.728
stick-in-the-mud (not adventurous)68.931428.721
impatient (not patient)68.772827.115
masculine (not feminine)68.687526.121
ferocious (not pacifist)68.673028.517
resourceful (not helpless)68.5125629.232
queen (not princess)68.473119.915
gossiping (not confidential)68.433032.716
chortling (not giggling)68.358931.920
uptight (not easy)68.377628.97
fast-talking (not slow-talking)68.266424.420
objective (not subjective)68.117032.727
experimental (not reliable)68.141831.620
armoured (not vulnerable)68.173428.114
foolish (not wise)68.034524.026
apathetic (not curious)68.09030.529
ludicrous (not sensible)68.035227.317
strict (not lenient)67.959626.222
sad (not happy)67.766428.829
frank (not sugarcoated)67.7102424.532
creator (not consumer)67.763330.011
unstirring (not quivering)67.776228.37
rude (not respectful)67.639726.114
loud (not quiet)67.567324.723
go-getter (not slugabed)67.5126426.925
presidential (not folksy)67.558122.531
nonpartisan (not activist)67.521329.08
gloomy (not sunny)67.463328.324
preppy (not punk rock)67.474325.614
savory (not sweet)67.466928.710
self-disciplined (not disorganized)67.3106727.523
🤔 (not 🤫)67.338535.722
repetitive (not varied)67.141630.419
fire (not water)67.177724.415
concrete (not abstract)67.154227.325
punchable (not loveable)67.137032.717
insulting (not complimentary)67.046825.623
ironic (not profound)67.032730.717
precise (not vague)66.979925.023
short (not tall)66.840418.439
opinionated (not jealous)66.8102628.529
tense (not relaxed)66.7117629.014
conformist (not maverick)66.722927.56
reasoned (not instinctual)66.634030.020
physicist (not photographer)66.649029.69
machiavellian (not transparent)66.548732.325
cringeworthy (not inspiring)66.339228.118
thinker (not feeler)66.347919.910
not introspective (not introspective)66.218927.531
social climber (not nonconformist)66.239834.89
two-faced (not one-faced)66.138531.319
creepy (not disarming)66.024929.529
fearmongering (not reassuring)65.943827.637
judgemental (not accepting)65.861826.513
weakass (not badass)65.821723.531
demanding (not unchallenging)65.8122336.523
statist (not anarchist)65.649036.623
weird (not normal)65.575031.920
chatty (not reserved)65.566124.722
resigned (not resistant)65.54226.321
🐒 (not 🐩)65.543833.128
repressed (not forward)65.526433.88
tattle-tale (not f***-the-police)65.333335.923
writer (not reader)65.340929.17
stoic (not expressive)65.241928.815
rejected (not popular)65.259527.79
neurotypical (not autistic)65.0105928.921
jovial (not noble)64.933027.67
patriotic (not unpatriotic)64.988830.829
ugly (not beautiful)64.716822.924
prudish (not flirtatious)64.742329.620
believable (not poorly-written)64.6151527.730
masochistic (not pain-avoidant)64.539830.813
lifeless (not spirited)64.513920.111
hedonist (not monastic)64.352326.219
stereotypical (not boundary breaking)64.342230.59
high-tech (not low-tech)64.162228.920
grumpy (not cheery)64.181118.08
bad boy (not white knight)64.054229.424
capitalist (not communist)64.072441.17
ranged (not melee)63.941430.215
libertarian (not socialist)63.738034.716
pessimistic (not optimistic)63.759627.524
thick-skinned (not sensitive)63.764431.715
blue (not red)63.662827.17
authoritarian (not democratic)63.553631.626
urban (not rural)63.5106136.023
picky (not always down)63.566725.230
lewd (not tasteful)63.434327.529
moody (not stable)63.199126.119
goal-oriented (not experience-oriented)63.178235.611
repulsive (not attractive)63.027530.424
child free (not pronatalist)63.089437.414
penny-pincher (not overspender)63.068732.632
homebody (not world traveler)63.059132.97
rough (not smooth)62.860332.716
creationist (not evolutionist)62.729540.17
anxious (not calm)62.682827.715
fussy (not sloppy)62.5119831.06
unambiguous (not mysterious)62.468736.821
fighter (not lover)62.468425.920
outgoing (not withdrawn)62.484622.47
coordinated (not clumsy)62.3110430.718
refined (not rugged)62.284726.822
predictable (not quirky)62.148329.324
reactive (not proactive)62.055130.027
energetic (not mellow)62.076326.18
diligent (not lazy)61.9164628.917
hard (not soft)61.982727.715
captain (not first-mate)61.879731.518
🎩 (not 🧢)61.879933.419
focused on the future (not focused on the present)61.744935.327
offended (not chill)61.780831.116
twitchy (not still)61.789822.717
confident (not insecure)61.6111234.220
barbaric (not civilized)61.540029.733
efficient (not overprepared)61.5103936.914
extravagant (not thrifty)61.566530.717
accurate (not off target)61.4112126.712
self-assured (not self-conscious)61.3106330.223
pack rat (not minimalist)61.349428.020
incompetent (not competent)61.222632.619
sage (not whippersnapper)61.252829.419
serious (not playful)61.1100429.023
slovenly (not stylish)61.143831.521
🥴 (not 🥳)61.172731.823
unenthusiastic about food (not foodie)61.146335.07
bad-cook (not good-cook)61.062427.628
devoted (not unfaithful)61.0156431.021
meaningful (not pointless)61.0139529.37
indulgent (not sober)60.977827.815
sheltered (not street-smart)60.849029.326
pro (not noob)60.8131631.327
lavish (not frugal)60.762730.019
healthy (not sickly)60.7123431.317
uninspiring (not charismatic)60.718136.215
juvenile (not mature)60.764731.524
traditional (not unorthodox)60.760032.320
perceptive (not unobservant)60.7152029.418
negative (not positive)60.763925.39
literal (not metaphorical)60.691036.014
👟 (not 🥾)60.572131.920
rhythmic (not stuttering)60.4127532.523
monotone (not expressive)60.344127.734
conventional (not creative)60.261228.118
cosmopolitan (not provincial)60.170929.920
thick (not thin)60.151924.527
depressed (not bright)59.965526.624
driven (not unambitious)59.9175328.120
active (not slothful)59.8158134.521
cringing away (not welcoming experience)59.856526.76
mundane (not extraordinary)59.732730.720
classical (not avant-garde)59.785530.727
hurried (not leisurely)59.685033.314
impulsive (not cautious)59.580731.917
codependent (not independent)59.549433.819
🧐 (not 😎)59.566731.628
social chameleon (not strong identity)59.520331.48
🤖 (not 👻)59.461833.530
sassy (not chill)59.4124227.07
follower (not leader)59.454632.37
sturdy (not flimsy)59.3120129.221
deranged (not reasonable)59.261833.840
factual (not exaggerating)59.278336.132
dominant (not submissive)59.1118134.918
skeptical (not spiritual)59.0127828.917
uncreative (not open to new experinces)59.032730.127
works hard (not plays hard)58.9118929.818
engineerial (not lawyerly)58.958726.113
rational (not whimsical)58.897333.525
wooden (not plastic)58.8125534.615
boy/girl-next-door (not celebrity)58.7109431.625
eager (not reluctant)58.7113131.411
official (not backdoor)58.665232.533
oxymoron (not tautology)58.670930.424
slumbering (not insomniac)58.326330.46
valedictorian (not drop out)58.0118931.222
linear (not circular)58.066227.623
high IQ (not low IQ)57.9160428.222
tired (not wired)57.945032.47
beta (not alpha)57.860529.526
communal (not individualist)57.848838.027
love shy (not cassanova)57.780133.38
conspiracist (not sheeple)57.6117730.720
flamboyant (not modest)57.476535.822
permanent (not transient)57.488335.927
slow (not fast)57.233431.618
traitorous (not loyal)57.135933.026
gamer (not non-gamer)57.056136.322
gregarious (not private)56.957632.325
claustrophobic (not spelunker)56.945327.521
realist (not idealist)56.887341.415
prideful (not envious)56.8153431.831
deviant (not average)56.7111535.224
😭 (not 😀)56.779029.524
hygienic (not gross)56.7151036.710
unfriendly (not friendly)56.657031.09
delicate (not coarse)56.660531.97
scholarly (not crafty)56.563732.722
comedic (not dramatic)56.548931.336
dolphin (not kangaroo)56.576238.46
stinky (not fresh)56.448730.116
lost (not enlightened)56.491233.521
bad-manners (not good-manners)56.461424.98
zebra (not lion)56.468930.27
📉 (not 📈)56.335932.129
mild (not spicy)56.160432.420
neat (not messy)56.1115331.823
manicured (not scruffy)56.1122627.019
ambitious (not realistic)56.1110432.426
proper (not scandalous)56.086933.620
serious (not bold)55.873834.730
eloquent (not unpolished)55.8116629.122
consistent (not variable)55.7110430.124
gluttonous (not moderate)55.668430.98
wild (not tame)55.5113731.227
desperate (not high standards)55.560637.528
never cries (not often crying)55.5105928.217
important (not irrelevant)55.3168831.427
oblivious (not alert)55.354228.818
pop (not indie)55.251531.924
🧗 (not 🛌)55.1126229.520
unstable (not stable)55.1108626.88
overthinker (not underthinker)55.1147336.38
🐴 (not 🦄)55.0106135.439
childlike (not parental)54.988828.57
disreputable (not prestigious)54.759136.025
indiscreet (not tactful)54.754333.721
wavering (not resolute)54.439228.714
realistic (not fantastical)54.3112636.630
historical (not modern)54.280228.818
orderly (not chaotic)54.1102332.016
hunter (not gatherer)54.0106532.233
heathen (not devout)53.979630.718
interesting (not tiresome)53.9151430.821
no-nonsense (not dramatic)53.987029.820
🏀 (not 🎨)53.973530.324
'left-brained' (not 'right-brained')53.863033.217
🐿 (not 🦇)53.8110735.119
Roman (not Greek)53.889228.816
stoic (not hypochondriac)53.8119131.415
studious (not goof-off)53.7135135.223
grounded (not fantasy-prone)53.699233.48
social (not reclusive)53.5106129.820
wolf (not bear)53.4118429.68
highbrow (not lowbrow)53.3129233.218
theoretical (not empirical)53.256632.014
animalistic (not human)53.247733.218
can't-fix-anything (not handy)53.262731.114
atheist (not theist)53.1121436.324
specialist (not generalist)53.1127735.914
asexual (not sexual)53.157326.817
💃 (not 🧕)53.0132130.020
funny (not humorless)52.9119032.520
arcane (not mainstream)52.9116133.814
long-winded (not concise)52.984229.025
inappropriate (not seemly)52.977129.310
edgy (not politically correct)52.8113631.422
egalitarian (not racist)52.7173124.218
fake (not real)52.745133.17
ignorant (not knowledgeable)52.649031.822
earthly (not divine)52.6140835.07
complicated (not simple)52.5145026.920
hoarder (not unprepared)52.5127632.513
cat person (not dog person)52.599133.326
rustic (not cultured)52.570630.823
radical (not centrist)52.5111539.024
tailor (not blacksmith)52.4126632.118
Pepsi (not Coke)52.476839.317
interrupting (not attentive)52.391433.527
straightforward (not cryptic)52.2152729.919
muddy (not washed)52.269434.133
generic (not insightful)52.249937.89
real (not philosophical)52.1141734.124
French (not Russian)52.1129132.517
mild (not manic)52.174230.99
macho (not metrosexual)52.073125.124
extrovert (not introvert)51.7116730.222
anti-prank (not prankster)51.7125230.111
head@clouds (not down2earth)51.593538.633
😜 (not 🤐)51.597134.324
lustful (not chaste)51.4118432.217
sorrowful (not cheery)51.3127229.116
charming (not trusting)51.3111421.517
suspicious (not awkward)51.3135135.528
lighthearted (not intense)51.362927.126
deep (not epic)51.3101123.223
doer (not thinker)51.3141930.219
triggered (not trolling)51.2149336.723
stuck-in-the-past (not forward-thinking)51.288433.221
goth (not flower child)51.276429.126
all-seeing (not blind)51.1117221.88
angry (not good-humored)51.091230.816
Italian (not Swedish)51.0108830.920
vanilla (not kinky)50.1107537.527
geriatric (not vibrant)50.160324.821
master (not apprentice)50.8139230.720
regular (not zany)50.291337.421
interested (not bored)50.2167430.219
compersive (not jealous)50.6106730.124
flourishing (not traumatized)50.663228.219

The lowest rating for any description in the table is 50.0 despite a 1 to 100 scale being used. This is because descriptions that had values lower than the midpoint were reversed. For example, a score of 1/100 for "hot (not cold)" is equivalent to a score of 100/100 for "cold (not hot)". This was done so that all the traits that are most distinctive for a character are at the top of the table.

Similar characters

The similarity between two characters can be calculated by taking the correlation between the lists of their traits. This produces a value from +1 to -1. With +1 implying that every trait one character is high on the other one is high on too, to an equal degree. And, -1 implying that if a character is high on specific trait, the other one is low on it. The 10 most and least similar characters to Steve Hadley based on their crowd-sourced profiles are listed below with the correlation in parenthesis.

Most similar Least similar
  1. Major Arnold Toht (0.773)
  2. Lord Business (0.762)
  3. Samuel Norton (0.76)
  4. Alexander Conklin (0.75)
  5. General Hux (0.748)
  6. Chef Skinner (0.736)
  7. Ser Otto Hightower (0.734)
  8. Dolores Umbridge (0.731)
  9. Coriolanus Snow (0.727)
  10. Mr. Burns (0.724)
  1. Chien-Po (-0.576)
  2. Little John (-0.528)
  3. Aang (-0.525)
  4. Debora (-0.524)
  5. Bumblebee (-0.518)
  6. Sam Evans (-0.512)
  7. Luna Lovegood (-0.512)
  8. Rubeus Hagrid (-0.511)
  9. Aimee Gibbs (-0.501)
  10. Mayuri Shiina (-0.5)

Personality types

Users who took the quiz were asked to self-identify their Myers-Briggs and Enneagram types. We can look at the average match scores of these different groups of users with Steve Hadley to see what personality types people who describe themselves in ways similar to the way Steve Hadley is described identify as.

Myers-Briggs Self-type Average match score with character Number of users


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