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Howard Morris Descriptive Personality Statistics

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Howard Morris is a character from Only Murders in the Building.

This page summarizes crowd sourced ratings of their personality collected from users of the Statistical "Which Character" Personality Quiz. This website has recruited more than 3 million volunteers to rate characters on descriptive adjectives and other properties, which can be aggregated to create profiles that users can be matched to as part of a personality test. For more information about how the ratings were collected and how they are used, see the documentation.

Aggregated ratings for 500 descriptions

The table shows the average rating the character received for each descriptive item on a 1 to 100 scale and what that character's rank for the description is among all 2,000 characters in the database. It also shows the standard deviation of the ratings and how many different individuals submitted a rating for that description.

ItemAverage ratingRankRating standard deviationNumber of raters
nerd (not jock)96.786.018
queer (not straight)94.3258.912
🎨 (not 🏀)93.7277.522
anxious (not calm)91.52211.220
snoops (not minds-own-business)91.58110.123
🐿 (not 🦇)91.1109.813
cat person (not dog person)90.81322.418
follower (not leader)90.42215.019
beta (not alpha)90.1219.417
often crying (not never cries)90.12111.820
gatherer (not hunter)89.9119.319
bookish (not sporty)89.81437.620
emotional (not unemotional)89.88815.214
hugs (not handshakes)89.6808.111
domestic (not industrial)88.4413.826
zebra (not lion)87.74610.312
dramatic (not no-nonsense)87.38918.618
gossiping (not confidential)87.1549.521
tailor (not blacksmith)86.32413.618
emotional (not logical)86.18815.721
expressive (not stoic)86.013711.421
routine (not innovative)85.66413.617
overthinker (not underthinker)85.521422.121
submissive (not dominant)85.45211.219
🐩 (not 🐒)85.49017.424
metrosexual (not macho)84.93612.124
anti-prank (not prankster)84.120519.615
preppy (not punk rock)83.816018.116
dramatic (not comedic)83.817615.323
devoted (not unfaithful)83.654423.117
sheltered (not street-smart)83.4509.211
🛌 (not 🧗)83.34313.921
🦄 (not 🐴)83.011712.418
side character (not main character)82.916217.913
love-focused (not money-focused)82.938215.116
bear (not wolf)82.55217.215
weird (not normal)82.42068.222
sheriff (not outlaw)82.41619.616
urban (not rural)82.417519.825
fast-talking (not slow-talking)82.318513.816
sensitive (not thick-skinned)82.28915.919
flower child (not goth)82.225114.022
tattle-tale (not f***-the-police)82.16218.917
whimsical (not rational)81.911914.622
hypochondriac (not stoic)81.83221.719
prying (not unmeddlesome)81.828313.319
big-vocabulary (not small-vocabulary)81.746711.515
twitchy (not still)81.717011.123
apprentice (not master)81.65719.321
artistic (not scientific)81.518115.613
literary (not mathematical)81.49910.720
soft (not hard)81.41279.211
indoorsy (not outdoorsy)81.426222.719
chronically single (not serial dater)80.932718.015
hesitant (not decisive)80.73417.121
flamboyant (not modest)80.321718.523
lover (not fighter)80.214811.412
sassy (not chill)80.040715.418
rejected (not popular)79.920713.029
tense (not relaxed)79.948920.726
dorky (not cool)79.813618.213
romantic (not dispassionate)79.834018.818
jealous (not compersive)79.716711.813
homebody (not world traveler)79.616927.322
feeler (not thinker)79.426329.713
lawyerly (not engineerial)79.417812.27
obsessed (not aloof)79.323518.118
employee (not entrepreneur)78.912125.015
foodie (not unenthusiastic about food)78.823012.012
careful (not brave)78.85818.815
kind (not cruel)78.561117.224
tame (not wild)78.510822.616
🎃 (not 💀)78.510915.916
child free (not pronatalist)78.222717.715
feminist (not sexist)78.258113.18
vegan (not cannibal)78.217319.115
first-mate (not captain)78.128029.611
resists change (not likes change)77.738520.616
rigid (not flexible)77.622815.714
🧠 (not 💪)77.457118.316
opinionated (not neutral)77.484920.813
love shy (not cassanova)77.217123.115
awkward (not comfortable)77.220621.721
annoying (not unannoying)77.123720.220
thick (not thin)76.918119.923
exaggerating (not factual)76.831019.310
chatty (not reserved)76.740520.918
flimsy (not sturdy)76.36628.413
bourgeoisie (not proletariat)76.024828.410
not genocidal (not genocidal)76.066727.914
refined (not rugged)75.837423.423
autistic (not neurotypical)75.63321.818
clumsy (not coordinated)75.517817.313
generic (not insightful)75.56021.413
green thumb (not plant-neglecter)75.420212.55
🧙 (not 👨‍🚀)75.319622.423
hoarder (not unprepared)75.118121.59
pack rat (not minimalist)75.011518.420
touchy-feely (not distant)75.020521.617
uptight (not easy)75.052224.115
unambiguous (not mysterious)74.922118.410
boy/girl-next-door (not celebrity)74.949622.924
family-first (not work-first)74.839121.118
delicate (not coarse)74.717121.028
flawed (not perfect)74.556318.021
biased (not impartial)74.438218.410
musical (not off-key)74.417426.719
everyman (not chosen one)74.213528.618
awkward (not charming)74.018426.520
cheesy (not chic)74.027812.122
🚴 (not 🏋️‍♂️)73.957414.621
spiritual (not skeptical)73.711322.217
OCD (not ADHD)73.644526.913
utopian (not dystopian)73.517117.010
non-gamer (not gamer)73.443824.416
offended (not chill)73.439022.020
insecure (not confident)73.313918.414
vintage (not trendy)73.364426.113
stick-in-the-mud (not adventurous)73.222616.918
weakass (not badass)73.212323.017
interrupting (not attentive)73.232422.519
egalitarian (not racist)73.1115019.914
😬 (not 😏)73.015827.015
decorative (not utilitarian)72.915817.015
on-time (not tardy)72.973425.913
🐀 (not 🐘)72.819926.524
vulnerable (not armoured)72.718821.818
western (not eastern)72.626225.114
extravagant (not thrifty)72.639720.916
stuttering (not rhythmic)72.610223.518
vain (not demure)72.538813.315
fantastical (not realistic)72.529728.526
cringeworthy (not inspiring)72.424521.623
fantasy-prone (not grounded)72.343614.313
noob (not pro)72.29424.620
intuitive (not analytical)72.235325.620
idealist (not realist)72.029223.313
repetitive (not varied)71.723518.910
😭 (not 😀)71.722519.025
cautious (not impulsive)71.535328.015
moody (not stable)71.568024.523
civilized (not barbaric)71.579023.612
self-conscious (not self-assured)71.513229.614
pain-avoidant (not masochistic)71.510822.012
quivering (not unstirring)71.512124.927
💃 (not 🧕)71.465224.510
lost (not enlightened)71.331923.920
indiscreet (not tactful)71.312823.219
unlucky (not fortunate)71.233721.522
envious (not prideful)71.23623.312
liberal (not conservative)71.153424.415
manicured (not scruffy)71.081126.616
🧐 (not 😎)71.031223.221
buffoon (not charmer)71.017922.514
soft (not hard)70.936219.617
unstable (not stable)70.957814.521
zany (not regular)70.948831.214
French (not Russian)70.934826.713
cringing away (not welcoming experience)70.827026.013
long-winded (not concise)70.618822.615
straight edge (not junkie)70.686420.616
rock (not rap)70.5100522.413
meek (not bossy)70.220523.517
hygienic (not gross)70.2113224.219
quirky (not predictable)70.234722.617
👩‍🎤 (not 👩‍🔬)70.150430.214
heartfelt (not clinical)70.165123.721
water (not fire)70.029823.225
privileged (not oppressed)69.978916.218
white knight (not bad boy)69.962622.019
repulsive (not attractive)69.718717.217
manic (not mild)69.669022.020
expressive (not monotone)69.667426.512
conformist (not maverick)69.517126.426
desperate (not high standards)69.325026.620
codependent (not independent)69.227527.021
mundane (not extraordinary)69.214427.822
patriotic (not unpatriotic)69.166116.813
bubbly (not flat)69.145122.430
puny (not mighty)69.114421.213
🤡 (not 👽)69.122726.427
short (not tall)68.734815.523
mild (not spicy)68.726229.825
stingy (not generous)68.734815.624
intellectual (not physical)68.679524.517
awkward (not suspicious)68.628226.523
princess (not queen)68.623729.818
low-tech (not high-tech)68.646624.917
intimate (not formal)68.640215.516
wavering (not resolute)68.68024.113
jovial (not noble)68.525222.310
innocent (not worldly)68.120818.515
purple (not orange)68.132527.310
tight (not loose)68.177123.718
Pepsi (not Coke)68.08129.616
passive (not assertive)67.918324.529
metaphorical (not literal)67.916028.116
catty (not supportive)67.938525.018
blind (not all-seeing)67.830418.313
multicolored (not monochrome)67.742628.220
foolish (not wise)67.436421.222
overprepared (not efficient)67.49130.310
judgemental (not accepting)67.357721.616
🥾 (not 👟)67.344932.013
folksy (not presidential)67.342630.213
🥶 (not 🥵)67.326325.810
unfulfilled (not fulfilled)67.371721.613
fake (not real)67.121427.518
hippie (not militaristic)66.936525.621
irrelevant (not important)66.86721.617
shallow (not deep)66.826018.920
wooden (not plastic)66.878927.219
glamorous (not spartan)66.746426.221
goofy (not unfrivolous)66.745929.415
sincere (not irreverent)66.792815.315
average (not deviant)66.622127.812
🙋‍♂️ (not 🙅‍♂️)66.654632.316
subjective (not objective)66.522525.020
creative (not conventional)66.361427.517
morning lark (not night owl)66.332226.513
frenzied (not sleepy)66.3112027.518
freak (not normie)66.361323.528
explorer (not builder)66.256320.513
interested (not bored)66.196721.516
fussy (not sloppy)66.0103428.322
claustrophobic (not spelunker)65.820824.115
asexual (not sexual)65.829828.519
soulful (not soulless)65.7119622.212
eager (not reluctant)65.678127.418
crazy (not sane)65.559520.319
reactive (not proactive)65.437829.111
low self esteem (not narcissistic)65.333724.732
earthly (not divine)65.380730.520
obedient (not rebellious)65.241518.316
giggling (not chortling)65.226627.815
triggered (not trolling)65.273531.718
arrogant (not humble)65.175313.716
stuck-in-the-past (not forward-thinking)65.139821.028
stereotypical (not boundary breaking)65.038825.917
miserable (not joyful)64.976220.018
English (not German)64.8138131.212
city-slicker (not country-bumpkin)64.7101028.223
traumatized (not flourishing)64.788025.326
cosmopolitan (not provincial)64.652430.317
poetic (not factual)64.640124.313
playful (not serious)64.547927.611
statist (not anarchist)64.552920.613
head@clouds (not down2earth)64.452727.415
dunce (not genius)64.424817.314
intense (not lighthearted)64.3101128.622
spirited (not lifeless)64.3125823.425
can't-fix-anything (not handy)64.336030.823
scheduled (not spontaneous)64.282725.013
driven (not unambitious)64.2159319.711
😜 (not 🤐)64.259127.021
creepy (not disarming)64.127323.611
perceptive (not unobservant)64.1139724.019
oblivious (not alert)64.033022.227
depressed (not bright)63.949728.39
lavish (not frugal)63.853828.814
slothful (not active)63.812024.018
deliberate (not spontaneous)63.792626.523
gentle (not harsh)63.764528.218
diligent (not lazy)63.6158923.917
winter (not summer)63.660031.125
cryptic (not straightforward)63.521525.717
pensive (not serene)63.5108524.719
crafty (not scholarly)63.383227.113
suspicious (not trusting)63.176929.318
hypocritical (not equitable)63.152026.620
cliché (not original)63.145330.520
oxymoron (not tautology)63.037220.67
loyal (not traitorous)62.9140429.011
luddite (not technophile)62.948421.18
human (not animalistic)62.9118626.514
neat (not messy)62.995127.020
fresh (not stinky)62.9109526.715
persistent (not quitter)62.8180928.318
gullible (not cynical)62.838625.318
repressed (not forward)62.832826.129
juvenile (not mature)62.459025.916
clean (not perverted)62.4105428.219
washed (not muddy)62.495124.122
photographer (not physicist)62.478430.814
mad-scientist (not lumberjack)62.483426.624
well behaved (not mischievous)62.356522.025
involved (not remote)62.3115725.518
hard-work (not natural-talent)62.388926.622
picky (not always down)62.371732.417
childlike (not parental)62.368331.214
sheepish (not smug)62.329426.712
selfish (not altruistic)62.161224.812
🎩 (not 🧢)62.178134.020
whippersnapper (not sage)61.952527.711
nice (not naughty)61.972224.122
blue (not red)61.967128.620
off target (not accurate)61.932423.615
natural (not mechanical)61.974725.414
instinctual (not reasoned)61.881228.417
fearmongering (not reassuring)61.852828.021
vague (not precise)61.726726.020
impatient (not patient)61.795927.923
friendly (not unfriendly)61.7108629.417
strong identity (not social chameleon)61.7126826.615
tasteful (not lewd)61.6101928.917
open-book (not secretive)61.541123.022
reclusive (not social)61.459526.422
curious (not apathetic)61.2115428.612
vanilla (not kinky)61.167630.619
existentialist (not nihilist)61.182922.913
old (not young)60.959219.421
slow (not fast)60.825023.925
🐷 (not 🐮)60.834127.518
vibrant (not geriatric)60.8113030.114
progressive (not old-fashioned)60.879028.723
Greek (not Roman)60.726325.115
hipster (not basic)60.644028.819
open-minded (not close-minded)60.594427.423
cheery (not grumpy)60.562525.322
disturbing (not enchanting)60.551424.728
indulgent (not sober)60.478825.321
works hard (not plays hard)60.4112126.417
giving (not receiving)60.3101027.326
loveable (not punchable)60.2103230.613
uninspiring (not charismatic)59.918827.115
democratic (not authoritarian)59.883130.626
empath (not psychopath)59.7109023.615
abstract (not concrete)59.651723.921
helpless (not resourceful)59.518625.417
imaginative (not practical)59.452829.318
low IQ (not high IQ)59.421417.215
proud (not apologetic)59.4141426.918
sorrowful (not cheery)59.398125.918
resigned (not resistant)59.311926.211
dry (not moist)59.365327.313
open (not guarded)59.230130.322
self-destructive (not self-improving)59.280125.014
evolutionist (not creationist)59.284433.417
goal-oriented (not experience-oriented)59.290229.416
introvert (not extrovert)59.159834.519
eloquent (not unpolished)59.1105921.012
nurturing (not poisonous)59.1104218.724
deranged (not reasonable)59.161325.820
absentminded (not focused)59.138730.117
fearful (not hopeful)59.046630.712
exhibitionist (not bashful)58.999132.512
conspiracist (not sheeple)58.8109329.717
believable (not poorly-written)58.7176722.516
individualist (not communal)58.697427.620
paranoid (not naive)58.696626.516
dolphin (not kangaroo)58.664223.714
honorable (not cunning)58.599218.213
pure (not debased)58.388121.620
euphoric (not resentful)58.353918.712
vengeful (not forgiving)58.283125.815
🙃 (not 🥰)58.267928.314
things-person (not people-person)58.271329.122
shy (not playful)58.134625.714
😇 (not 😈)58.187823.716
disreputable (not prestigious)58.048121.414
👻 (not 🤖)58.080533.221
philosophical (not real)57.835928.918
ironic (not profound)57.871826.720
methodical (not astonishing)57.7101931.312
overachiever (not underachiever)57.7148831.618
outgoing (not withdrawn)57.798230.416
trusting (not charming)57.564623.623
theist (not atheist)57.554022.815
ivory-tower (not blue-collar)57.475528.118
ugly (not beautiful)57.427520.827
machiavellian (not transparent)57.277627.913
angelic (not demonic)57.1102920.613
gendered (not androgynous)57.1173027.924
unorthodox (not traditional)57.198327.016
cultured (not rustic)57.1108027.919
highbrow (not lowbrow)57.0109923.918
workaholic (not slacker)57.0147428.221
timid (not cocky)56.936933.017
pretentious (not unassuming)56.898226.420
👨‍⚕️ (not 👨‍🔧)56.888023.215
analysis (not common sense)56.892525.46
focused on the present (not focused on the future)56.779527.316
wired (not tired)56.6110028.216
theoretical (not empirical)56.538028.113
melee (not ranged)56.449624.17
earth (not air)56.3117630.421
Constant PDA (not Hates PDA)56.366425.111
open to new experinces (not uncreative)56.1141733.817
disorganized (not self-disciplined)56.049125.012
accommodating (not stubborn)55.937123.78
pointless (not meaningful)55.928425.018
loud (not quiet)55.895131.917
bold (not serious)55.898021.312
permanent (not transient)55.896026.818
not introspective (not introspective)55.842530.815
two-faced (not one-faced)55.859427.318
centrist (not radical)55.862427.116
rich (not poor)55.7108323.421
slugabed (not go-getter)55.717020.58
demanding (not unchallenging)55.7150532.922
motivated (not unmotivated)55.7182227.619
strict (not lenient)55.698333.918
haunted (not blissful)55.6130623.922
devout (not heathen)55.596324.616
prudish (not flirtatious)55.574629.617
communist (not capitalist)55.565632.113
epic (not deep)55.479921.220
questioning (not believing)55.4120733.212
pessimistic (not optimistic)55.388824.319
sad (not happy)55.3117025.714
scandalous (not proper)55.391625.315
orderly (not chaotic)55.298728.818
heroic (not villainous)55.2144322.516
Italian (not Swedish)55.289730.515
problematic (not woke)55.289928.818
studious (not goof-off)55.0131127.926
enslaved (not emancipated)54.940025.716
feisty (not gracious)54.9132130.516
sunny (not gloomy)54.978430.222
variable (not consistent)54.959530.917
sweet (not savory)54.973528.514
🥴 (not 🥳)54.8102528.417
📉 (not 📈)54.839723.817
wholesome (not salacious)54.7109431.215
cold (not warm)54.681232.115
energetic (not mellow)54.698728.124
funny (not humorless)54.5113328.222
sweet (not bitter)54.595425.819
backdoor (not official)54.5101134.38
shy (not bold)54.426130.518
socialist (not libertarian)54.449226.914
avant-garde (not classical)54.471228.921
🤺 (not 🏌)54.4147230.418
negative (not positive)54.480728.929
social climber (not nonconformist)54.473930.418
opinionated (not jealous)54.3155125.116
sensible (not ludicrous)54.1115824.910
angry (not good-humored)54.180627.316
pacifist (not ferocious)54.070030.516
ambitious (not realistic)54.0118727.619
outsider (not insider)53.997334.215
insulting (not complimentary)53.883829.012
political (not nonpolitical)53.6110729.814
incompetent (not competent)53.534524.922
glad (not mad)53.578726.416
doer (not thinker)53.5131927.912
cursed (not blessed)53.5128922.521
roundabout (not direct)53.445135.612
writer (not reader)53.491931.520
respectful (not rude)53.3120027.319
arcane (not mainstream)53.3111632.315
chaste (not lustful)53.278426.713
tiresome (not interesting)53.138425.424
genuine (not sarcastic)53.1102031.922
simple (not complicated)53.148332.419
🤠 (not 🤑)53.1123223.218
🐐 (not 🦒)53.1136127.212
chivalrous (not businesslike)53.195131.615
feminine (not masculine)53.080427.720
hedonist (not monastic)53.0106328.413
😊 (not 🤣)53.0124631.721
experimental (not reliable)53.085127.625
contrarian (not yes-man)52.9127227.714
'left-brained' (not 'right-brained')52.873331.111
treasure (not trash)52.6164521.28
overspender (not penny-pincher)52.384827.116
gluttonous (not moderate)52.277733.38
leisurely (not hurried)52.172729.710
🤔 (not 🤫)52.1123130.419
entitled (not grateful)52.197821.725
protagonist (not antagonist)52.1151529.019
🌟 (not 💩)52.0156627.516
frank (not sugarcoated)52.0161130.117
edgy (not politically correct)51.9115026.017
generalist (not specialist)51.861926.418
inappropriate (not seemly)51.778627.526
consumer (not creator)51.679633.215
historical (not modern)51.487925.716
legit (not scrub)51.4160331.023
fixable (not unfixable)51.4130229.98
freelance (not corporate)51.4120930.116
slumbering (not insomniac)51.446324.210
ignorant (not knowledgeable)51.351924.120
bad-cook (not good-cook)51.3104026.911
gregarious (not private)51.171925.924
slovenly (not stylish)51.071529.719
exuberant (not subdued)51.0123430.520
good-manners (not bad-manners)51.0134324.919
cooperative (not competitive)50.179625.914
extreme (not moderate)50.1134538.717
circular (not linear)50.1100625.413
jaded (not innocent)50.9142123.418
rough (not smooth)50.2103727.920
pointed (not random)50.8157625.316
drop out (not valedictorian)50.771929.116
warm (not quarrelsome)50.695431.719
healthy (not sickly)50.6154926.117
💝 (not 💔)50.6111828.025
pop (not indie)50.666831.019
nonpartisan (not activist)50.470126.721

The lowest rating for any description in the table is 50.0 despite a 1 to 100 scale being used. This is because descriptions that had values lower than the midpoint were reversed. For example, a score of 1/100 for "hot (not cold)" is equivalent to a score of 100/100 for "cold (not hot)". This was done so that all the traits that are most distinctive for a character are at the top of the table.

Similar characters

The similarity between two characters can be calculated by taking the correlation between the lists of their traits. This produces a value from +1 to -1. With +1 implying that every trait one character is high on the other one is high on too, to an equal degree. And, -1 implying that if a character is high on specific trait, the other one is low on it. The 10 most and least similar characters to Howard Morris based on their crowd-sourced profiles are listed below with the correlation in parenthesis.

Most similar Least similar
  1. Agt. Wendell Pleakley (0.658)
  2. Buster Bluth (0.641)
  3. Tobias Funke (0.64)
  4. Charles Boyle (0.64)
  5. Gary Walsh (0.64)
  6. Alan Harper (0.639)
  7. Andy Bernard (0.634)
  8. Ted Mosby (0.634)
  9. Charlie Cheswick (0.634)
  10. The Cowardly Lion (0.627)
  1. Blondie (-0.491)
  2. T-800 (-0.427)
  3. Rosa Diaz (-0.421)
  4. Dominic Toretto (-0.405)
  5. Max Rockatansky (-0.402)
  6. Geralt of Rivia (-0.402)
  7. Daryl Dixon (-0.392)
  8. Ron Swanson (-0.391)
  9. Toph Beifong (-0.385)
  10. Zoe Washburne (-0.384)

Personality types

Users who took the quiz were asked to self-identify their Myers-Briggs and Enneagram types. We can look at the average match scores of these different groups of users with Howard Morris to see what personality types people who describe themselves in ways similar to the way Howard Morris is described identify as.

Myers-Briggs Self-type Average match score with character Number of users


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