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Abe Weissman Descriptive Personality Statistics

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Abe Weissman is a character from The Marvelous Mrs. Maisel.

This page summarizes crowd sourced ratings of their personality collected from users of the Statistical "Which Character" Personality Quiz. This website has recruited more than 3 million volunteers to rate characters on descriptive adjectives and other properties, which can be aggregated to create profiles that users can be matched to as part of a personality test. For more information about how the ratings were collected and how they are used, see the documentation.

Aggregated ratings for 400 descriptions

The table shows the average rating the character received for each descriptive item on a 1 to 100 scale and what that character's rank for the description is among all 2,000 characters in the database. It also shows the standard deviation of the ratings and how many different individuals submitted a rating for that description.

ItemAverage ratingRankRating standard deviationNumber of raters
nerd (not jock)96.794.96
deliberate (not spontaneous)96.014.36
vintage (not trendy)95.356.67
scientific (not artistic)95.068.78
opinionated (not neutral)94.9274.68
stubborn (not accommodating)93.4307.535
masculine (not feminine)93.2698.913
intellectual (not physical)93.0297.78
realistic (not fantastical)92.786.98
practical (not imaginative)92.4910.411
bookish (not sporty)92.2789.310
tense (not relaxed)91.6469.514
works hard (not plays hard)91.12015.58
neat (not messy)90.85118.09
vanilla (not kinky)90.748.16
city-slicker (not country-bumpkin)90.4629.58
tailor (not blacksmith)90.348.110
methodical (not astonishing)90.178.09
stick-in-the-mud (not adventurous)90.11610.08
eloquent (not unpolished)89.46210.410
👨‍⚕️ (not 👨‍🔧)89.24012.68
frugal (not lavish)88.7914.26
gendered (not androgynous)88.710916.69
judgemental (not accepting)88.51119.28
🧠 (not 💪)88.513019.110
cultured (not rustic)88.22317.316
formal (not intimate)88.1239.610
close-minded (not open-minded)88.04110.06
serious (not playful)87.910211.811
non-gamer (not gamer)87.9519.57
rigid (not flexible)87.6559.59
proper (not scandalous)87.63813.97
refined (not rugged)87.44911.915
clean (not perverted)87.212914.111
scheduled (not spontaneous)87.111216.514
self-disciplined (not disorganized)87.028513.16
studious (not goof-off)86.321025.113
🧐 (not 😎)86.12611.912
anxious (not calm)86.08411.914
driven (not unambitious)86.043116.328
civilized (not barbaric)85.919114.112
workaholic (not slacker)85.736711.37
tame (not wild)85.41615.113
preppy (not punk rock)85.411922.125
👩‍🔬 (not 👩‍🎤)85.27215.29
pretentious (not unassuming)84.91149.711
sheriff (not outlaw)84.710813.115
traditional (not unorthodox)84.64423.113
urban (not rural)84.511211.411
pointed (not random)84.421620.911
🎩 (not 🧢)84.318625.510
offended (not chill)84.111810.110
consistent (not variable)84.15112.68
cynical (not gullible)84.116524.97
rational (not whimsical)83.910417.77
highbrow (not lowbrow)83.84919.48
tight (not loose)83.813912.98
scholarly (not crafty)83.75229.110
thinker (not doer)83.62011.610
dorky (not cool)83.6767.913
prestigious (not disreputable)83.212314.010
resolute (not wavering)83.214014.09
devout (not heathen)83.0408.96
precise (not vague)82.916019.311
political (not nonpolitical)82.314613.231
sturdy (not flimsy)82.12549.37
high IQ (not low IQ)82.058814.610
privileged (not oppressed)81.931721.67
classical (not avant-garde)81.85610.29
genius (not dunce)81.730215.010
straight (not queer)81.636413.58
corporate (not freelance)81.611422.28
prudish (not flirtatious)81.64515.115
penny-pincher (not overspender)81.53317.38
pensive (not serene)81.55810.910
old (not young)81.316812.69
hard (not soft)81.121215.59
pessimistic (not optimistic)81.110219.912
chortling (not giggling)81.16916.610
guarded (not open)81.040713.09
secretive (not open-book)80.931314.512
diligent (not lazy)80.690513.98
monastic (not hedonist)80.6157.07
reasoned (not instinctual)80.44623.914
believable (not poorly-written)80.134613.214
🐐 (not 🦒)80.04025.413
factual (not poetic)79.914514.17
hard-work (not natural-talent)79.912724.435
master (not apprentice)79.74459.97
orderly (not chaotic)79.723825.235
washed (not muddy)79.621919.89
mathematical (not literary)79.18731.416
suspicious (not trusting)79.128821.68
kind (not cruel)79.157117.27
monochrome (not multicolored)79.111311.77
contrarian (not yes-man)79.116425.49
private (not gregarious)79.026517.227
objective (not subjective)79.02035.26
🐴 (not 🦄)78.718621.215
opinionated (not jealous)78.630021.913
distant (not touchy-feely)78.523322.015
insulting (not complimentary)78.42249.77
persistent (not quitter)78.411508.611
devoted (not unfaithful)78.484617.37
skeptical (not spiritual)78.239332.19
rich (not poor)78.244313.913
human (not animalistic)78.148617.817
important (not irrelevant)78.175522.07
valedictorian (not drop out)78.153718.99
interrupting (not attentive)78.11998.17
earth (not air)77.515922.213
quarrelsome (not warm)77.333614.110
picky (not always down)77.318723.89
modest (not flamboyant)77.223223.59
stoic (not expressive)77.113818.87
sorrowful (not cheery)77.025413.710
gloomy (not sunny)76.929818.415
🤔 (not 🤫)76.86918.311
impatient (not patient)76.841726.19
reactive (not proactive)76.86920.112
strict (not lenient)76.632417.87
loyal (not traitorous)76.691712.07
mad (not glad)76.629114.517
tasteful (not lewd)76.527724.312
work-first (not family-first)76.433715.110
permanent (not transient)76.412725.814
bourgeoisie (not proletariat)76.321722.19
dry (not moist)76.312515.24
coordinated (not clumsy)76.261728.49
on-time (not tardy)76.160735.89
mature (not juvenile)76.139512.17
miserable (not joyful)76.029316.330
presidential (not folksy)76.028314.014
wholesome (not salacious)75.934725.97
historical (not modern)75.822621.612
prideful (not envious)75.834717.611
pronatalist (not child free)75.210017.68
haunted (not blissful)74.951316.58
moody (not stable)74.851617.09
introvert (not extrovert)74.720624.29
off-key (not musical)74.715625.310
never cries (not often crying)74.742020.67
conspiracist (not sheeple)74.637418.612
conservative (not liberal)74.415821.911
sage (not whippersnapper)74.411221.415
utilitarian (not decorative)74.431719.67
ivory-tower (not blue-collar)74.325634.27
chaste (not lustful)74.212519.96
official (not backdoor)74.216320.08
🤖 (not 👻)74.213925.88
reliable (not experimental)74.034420.97
direct (not roundabout)73.658031.113
rock (not rap)73.672320.89
biased (not impartial)73.341626.311
OCD (not ADHD)73.343725.518
decisive (not hesitant)73.365725.710
triggered (not trolling)73.326229.56
paranoid (not naive)73.331727.513
uncreative (not open to new experinces)73.010624.07
knowledgeable (not ignorant)73.073823.013
entitled (not grateful)73.042226.18
confidential (not gossiping)72.670424.38
logical (not emotional)72.527627.213
sheltered (not street-smart)72.521225.013
indie (not pop)72.542726.522
demanding (not unchallenging)72.485721.611
pain-avoidant (not masochistic)72.38327.77
hoarder (not unprepared)72.128416.48
jaded (not innocent)72.065827.39
one-faced (not two-faced)71.965430.09
hard (not soft)71.849222.012
awkward (not charming)71.820715.812
well behaved (not mischievous)71.731120.99
😭 (not 😀)71.721519.410
perceptive (not unobservant)71.7104724.610
cocky (not timid)71.680322.412
factual (not exaggerating)71.436527.37
extravagant (not thrifty)71.440217.611
water (not fire)71.225019.110
treasure (not trash)71.0104726.78
arrogant (not humble)70.856325.113
competitive (not cooperative)70.770321.815
dispassionate (not romantic)70.615322.38
frank (not sugarcoated)70.683633.17
😬 (not 😏)70.519727.811
overachiever (not underachiever)70.497629.510
active (not slothful)70.0112027.410
high standards (not desperate)70.057030.05
not genocidal (not genocidal)70.091528.822
protagonist (not antagonist)69.988419.77
honorable (not cunning)69.855124.18
builder (not explorer)69.726825.112
fortunate (not unlucky)69.625124.99
rough (not smooth)69.636518.010
hypocritical (not equitable)69.633828.99
businesslike (not chivalrous)69.541427.311
🎨 (not 🏀)69.474828.037
claustrophobic (not spelunker)69.212630.212
🙅‍♂️ (not 🙋‍♂️)69.024327.78
frenzied (not sleepy)69.091025.713
sensible (not ludicrous)68.957225.815
morning lark (not night owl)68.923931.88
repetitive (not varied)68.833622.810
reclusive (not social)68.838923.810
Coke (not Pepsi)68.811027.211
philosophical (not real)68.712230.49
low-tech (not high-tech)68.644030.711
Greek (not Roman)68.54123.415
sensitive (not thick-skinned)68.436420.57
cringeworthy (not inspiring)68.432222.713
slow (not fast)68.311826.07
intense (not lighthearted)68.382822.16
manicured (not scruffy)68.286223.011
cautious (not impulsive)68.146031.916
bad-cook (not good-cook)68.037129.49
wooden (not plastic)68.068929.65
asexual (not sexual)67.924923.114
confident (not insecure)67.884525.714
arcane (not mainstream)67.546927.78
patriotic (not unpatriotic)67.372324.728
profound (not ironic)67.326324.711
pro (not noob)67.2103424.429
🚴 (not 🏋️‍♂️)67.289630.69
repulsive (not attractive)67.021017.79
competent (not incompetent)67.0120630.610
insider (not outsider)66.924027.410
theist (not atheist)66.925927.68
serious (not bold)66.635719.18
traumatized (not flourishing)66.676120.37
specialist (not generalist)66.652819.47
analysis (not common sense)66.452734.411
🤑 (not 🤠)66.439525.715
fresh (not stinky)66.393525.111
wise (not foolish)66.262527.48
introspective (not not introspective)66.273127.514
🤐 (not 😜)66.251723.59
careful (not brave)66.024427.66
shy (not playful)66.017729.39
suspicious (not awkward)66.079620.45
👨‍🚀 (not 🧙)66.036229.68
rhythmic (not stuttering)66.095530.47
reserved (not chatty)65.858516.16
white knight (not bad boy)65.774121.715
healthy (not sickly)65.5100625.410
winter (not summer)65.451633.111
🛌 (not 🧗)65.127632.612
overprepared (not efficient)65.110332.238
average (not deviant)65.024834.88
obsessed (not aloof)64.872627.912
armoured (not vulnerable)64.681523.313
deep (not epic)64.630724.740
stylish (not slovenly)64.385730.09
twitchy (not still)64.373927.141
tautology (not oxymoron)64.37726.429
bossy (not meek)64.2104529.09
side character (not main character)64.265427.1190
literal (not metaphorical)64.167427.99
sober (not indulgent)64.045632.511
humorless (not funny)63.938731.28
depressed (not bright)63.946827.613
rude (not respectful)63.845024.415
resourceful (not helpless)63.6135024.224
hurried (not leisurely)63.562024.38
dominant (not submissive)63.3100929.79
stingy (not generous)63.342527.120
angry (not good-humored)63.250725.06
motivated (not unmotivated)63.2158431.410
autistic (not neurotypical)63.112228.710
go-getter (not slugabed)63.1140525.69
monotone (not expressive)63.034130.66
resistant (not resigned)62.8111632.56
complicated (not simple)62.898431.412
punchable (not loveable)62.642224.09
soulful (not soulless)62.5126022.612
🧕 (not 💃)62.526924.38
spicy (not mild)62.290930.110
heroic (not villainous)62.1120722.036
basic (not hipster)62.174431.414
obedient (not rebellious)62.147027.411
🙃 (not 🥰)62.153125.910
cat person (not dog person)62.160426.211
egalitarian (not racist)62.0147721.310
vengeful (not forgiving)61.770827.310
Italian (not Swedish)61.760421.56
deep (not shallow)61.590826.26
🥾 (not 👟)61.561033.427
concrete (not abstract)61.377319.610
🐿 (not 🦇)61.180720.98
tactful (not indiscreet)61.091532.68
trusting (not charming)60.948631.210
alpha (not beta)60.9100130.711
emotional (not unemotional)60.8114932.98
poisonous (not nurturing)60.653417.110
sarcastic (not genuine)60.564421.810
🥴 (not 🥳)60.571733.18
dramatic (not no-nonsense)60.475330.914
narcissistic (not low self esteem)60.484723.110
bold (not shy)60.3146927.86
queen (not princess)60.395933.518
boy/girl-next-door (not celebrity)60.397125.66
straightforward (not cryptic)60.1108027.411
extreme (not moderate)60.0100427.76
weird (not normal)59.990222.812
badass (not weakass)59.6128621.15
remote (not involved)59.518128.617
feisty (not gracious)59.5112224.813
🐘 (not 🐀)59.563126.48
🐮 (not 🐷)59.577223.68
libertarian (not socialist)59.358223.412
normie (not freak)59.259827.713
jealous (not compersive)59.168428.414
western (not eastern)59.1107836.28
fearmongering (not reassuring)59.055926.823
realistic (not ambitious)58.947132.310
disarming (not creepy)58.7124722.47
alert (not oblivious)58.7111631.916
psychopath (not empath)58.753025.913
selfish (not altruistic)58.665125.016
English (not German)58.6155828.29
angelic (not demonic)58.594820.28
captain (not first-mate)58.582530.78
existentialist (not nihilist)58.597229.130
💝 (not 💔)58.578029.912
👽 (not 🤡)58.478022.811
hunter (not gatherer)58.488633.38
centrist (not radical)58.448924.916
concise (not long-winded)58.367532.27
subdued (not exuberant)58.151833.39
legit (not scrub)58.0135322.96
unfixable (not fixable)58.047827.334
vain (not demure)57.977730.810
regular (not zany)57.956329.928
luddite (not technophile)57.669531.311
Russian (not French)57.645723.47
linear (not circular)57.664826.58
statist (not anarchist)57.280534.79
🐒 (not 🐩)57.267832.110
short (not tall)57.164226.963
enslaved (not emancipated)57.031530.88
pure (not debased)56.989124.914
dramatic (not comedic)56.8121515.55
conventional (not creative)56.769325.67
exhibitionist (not bashful)56.6105930.510
cold (not warm)56.573323.011
pacifist (not ferocious)56.460727.626
curious (not apathetic)56.4132325.514
mighty (not puny)56.4127834.011
fast-talking (not slow-talking)56.3109936.99
sad (not happy)56.2108216.013
tiresome (not interesting)56.131226.914
industrial (not domestic)56.080832.717
politically correct (not edgy)55.769026.610
mundane (not extraordinary)55.742036.38
mysterious (not unambiguous)55.675132.712
ranged (not melee)55.690225.016
assertive (not passive)55.4135626.67
receiving (not giving)55.462731.87
charismatic (not uninspiring)55.1153525.510
minimalist (not pack rat)54.991735.47
money-focused (not love-focused)54.356224.67
theoretical (not empirical)54.149234.536
🤣 (not 😊)54.163724.512
self-destructive (not self-improving)54.195825.915
purple (not orange)53.885337.05
sexist (not feminist)53.753418.46
everyman (not chosen one)53.575226.613
bitter (not sweet)53.389520.311
sane (not crazy)53.388626.17
cosmopolitan (not provincial)53.297135.75
vegan (not cannibal)53.0100023.16
🥶 (not 🥵)53.071228.07
authoritarian (not democratic)52.979130.29
realist (not idealist)52.897132.612
codependent (not independent)52.762832.811
'left-brained' (not 'right-brained')52.673437.611
🏌 (not 🤺)52.539236.310
worldly (not innocent)52.4136632.69
focused on the present (not focused on the future)52.498925.15
😇 (not 😈)52.4101216.88
forward-thinking (not stuck-in-the-past)52.4106629.08
lover (not fighter)52.393231.09
chic (not cheesy)52.387320.910
deranged (not reasonable)52.078130.212
stoic (not hypochondriac)52.0118337.28
quirky (not predictable)52.0101430.06
bored (not interested)51.937236.210
metrosexual (not macho)51.8121530.134
geriatric (not vibrant)51.750426.87
flower child (not goth)51.6124429.410
beautiful (not ugly)51.5161017.613
lost (not enlightened)51.5103621.111
self-conscious (not self-assured)51.456329.97
machiavellian (not transparent)51.394529.710
f***-the-police (not tattle-tale)51.2125226.212
head@clouds (not down2earth)51.189340.312
💀 (not 🎃)51.1103429.511
loud (not quiet)51.0105029.410
📉 (not 📈)51.050731.65
communal (not individualist)50.175628.016
thick (not thin)50.875231.15
🌟 (not 💩)50.6153222.612

The lowest rating for any description in the table is 50.0 despite a 1 to 100 scale being used. This is because descriptions that had values lower than the midpoint were reversed. For example, a score of 1/100 for "hot (not cold)" is equivalent to a score of 100/100 for "cold (not hot)". This was done so that all the traits that are most distinctive for a character are at the top of the table.

Similar characters

The similarity between two characters can be calculated by taking the correlation between the lists of their traits. This produces a value from +1 to -1. With +1 implying that every trait one character is high on the other one is high on too, to an equal degree. And, -1 implying that if a character is high on specific trait, the other one is low on it. The 10 most and least similar characters to Abe Weissman based on their crowd-sourced profiles are listed below with the correlation in parenthesis.

Most similar Least similar
  1. Cogsworth (0.796)
  2. Claire (0.786)
  3. Toby Ziegler (0.778)
  4. Walter Skinner (0.775)
  5. Jack Crawford (0.775)
  6. Count Alexei Karenin (0.774)
  7. Carlton Lassiter (0.772)
  8. Walter Stratford (0.766)
  9. Kerry Weaver (0.751)
  10. Dr. Eric Foreman (0.75)
  1. Jason Mendoza (-0.633)
  2. Luke Dunphy (-0.572)
  3. Pepper (-0.55)
  4. Michael Kelso (-0.543)
  5. Patrick Star (-0.539)
  6. Joey Tribbiani (-0.539)
  7. Brittany Pierce (-0.513)
  8. Midge Pinciotti (-0.508)
  9. Pumbaa (-0.488)
  10. Jake Harper (-0.487)

Personality types

Users who took the quiz were asked to self-identify their Myers-Briggs and Enneagram types. We can look at the average match scores of these different groups of users with Abe Weissman to see what personality types people who describe themselves in ways similar to the way Abe Weissman is described identify as.

Myers-Briggs Self-type Average match score with character Number of users


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