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Marty Mikalski Descriptive Personality Statistics

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Marty Mikalski is a character from The Cabin in the Woods.

This page summarizes crowd sourced ratings of their personality collected from users of the Statistical "Which Character" Personality Quiz. This website has recruited more than 3 million volunteers to rate characters on descriptive adjectives and other properties, which can be aggregated to create profiles that users can be matched to as part of a personality test. For more information about how the ratings were collected and how they are used, see the documentation.

Aggregated ratings for 400 descriptions

The table shows the average rating the character received for each descriptive item on a 1 to 100 scale and what that character's rank for the description is among all 2,000 characters in the database. It also shows the standard deviation of the ratings and how many different individuals submitted a rating for that description.

ItemAverage ratingRankRating standard deviationNumber of raters
freelance (not corporate)96.966.416
zebra (not lion)95.666.05
junkie (not straight edge)94.7139.78
scruffy (not manicured)94.0126.422
goofy (not unfrivolous)93.8268.710
nonconformist (not social climber)93.02710.317
hippie (not militaristic)92.31511.011
🤣 (not 😊)92.017.825
creative (not conventional)91.72710.522
f***-the-police (not tattle-tale)91.29921.222
introspective (not not introspective)91.148.326
🎨 (not 🏀)90.86410.528
all-seeing (not blind)90.5298.04
indie (not pop)90.41111.122
rebellious (not obedient)90.213214.825
soulful (not soulless)90.28313.829
egalitarian (not racist)90.21148.819
euphoric (not resentful)90.0145.87
nerd (not jock)89.814612.825
conspiracist (not sheeple)89.52311.617
indulgent (not sober)88.84825.127
outlaw (not sheriff)88.87914.125
unorthodox (not traditional)88.87215.626
funny (not humorless)88.78715.519
foodie (not unenthusiastic about food)88.67315.012
easy (not uptight)88.6459.37
good-humored (not angry)87.97717.534
abstract (not concrete)87.8138.631
sloppy (not fussy)87.8812.39
slacker (not workaholic)87.72814.921
one-faced (not two-faced)87.68918.520
🧠 (not 💪)87.516911.932
progressive (not old-fashioned)87.55912.06
child free (not pronatalist)87.42022.219
messy (not neat)87.25716.922
backdoor (not official)87.24316.325
chill (not offended)86.81419.521
natural (not mechanical)86.64711.87
night owl (not morning lark)86.510519.033
spontaneous (not scheduled)86.411816.130
prankster (not anti-prank)86.412612.814
comedic (not dramatic)86.21511.841
accurate (not off target)86.116013.57
hipster (not basic)86.02017.427
lenient (not strict)85.75219.926
chronically single (not serial dater)85.719212.28
goof-off (not studious)85.48512.926
tardy (not on-time)85.34620.522
zany (not regular)84.99117.626
expressive (not stoic)84.815120.620
loose (not tight)84.83323.225
slovenly (not stylish)84.63410.821
😜 (not 🤐)84.413226.427
metaphorical (not literal)84.4917.139
insightful (not generic)84.416114.58
open-minded (not close-minded)84.27822.522
mischievous (not well behaved)84.029415.925
spirited (not lifeless)84.03845.76
woke (not problematic)83.85216.612
slothful (not active)83.61714.217
unpatriotic (not patriotic)83.6214.221
mad-scientist (not lumberjack)83.519214.912
punk rock (not preppy)83.215119.740
chaotic (not orderly)83.018222.425
plays hard (not works hard)83.07520.122
loyal (not traitorous)82.962920.226
disorganized (not self-disciplined)82.67614.825
opinionated (not jealous)82.512614.024
questioning (not believing)82.517624.68
real (not fake)82.541017.016
spartan (not glamorous)82.51509.64
forward-thinking (not stuck-in-the-past)82.26116.627
heroic (not villainous)82.145420.223
democratic (not authoritarian)82.04024.227
earthly (not divine)82.013222.98
avant-garde (not classical)81.93821.428
😀 (not 😭)81.97125.926
open to new experinces (not uncreative)81.733820.720
important (not irrelevant)81.658122.627
interesting (not tiresome)81.623121.429
independent (not codependent)81.527824.927
family-first (not work-first)81.520816.222
protagonist (not antagonist)81.533923.134
boy/girl-next-door (not celebrity)81.423120.928
intellectual (not physical)81.334325.223
leisurely (not hurried)81.35027.325
imaginative (not practical)81.210424.325
liberal (not conservative)81.217127.619
rugged (not refined)81.114122.923
communist (not capitalist)81.16817.58
heathen (not devout)81.06620.024
buffoon (not charmer)81.06919.510
playful (not serious)80.916225.220
emancipated (not enslaved)80.715528.826
twitchy (not still)80.718220.816
gamer (not non-gamer)80.510026.628
forward (not repressed)80.519417.413
quirky (not predictable)80.211423.037
multicolored (not monochrome)80.114023.121
freak (not normie)80.118721.218
can't-fix-anything (not handy)80.010616.13
natural-talent (not hard-work)79.92419.717
underachiever (not overachiever)79.63523.316
weird (not normal)79.526919.133
wooden (not plastic)79.414521.320
jovial (not noble)79.47830.37
🛌 (not 🧗)79.37628.515
childlike (not parental)78.828522.610
innovative (not routine)78.625920.98
pro (not noob)78.560622.618
trolling (not triggered)78.44317.526
🚴 (not 🏋️‍♂️)78.231314.821
friendly (not unfriendly)78.254918.18
stinky (not fresh)78.18421.815
kind (not cruel)78.160719.528
experince-oriented (not goal-oriented)78.19220.99
chatty (not reserved)78.035720.834
unannoying (not annoying)78.017418.35
sincere (not irreverent)78.044529.19
🐒 (not 🐩)77.910130.627
🧙 (not 👨‍🚀)77.814521.922
bold (not shy)77.890925.918
gatherer (not hunter)77.717925.125
inappropriate (not seemly)77.522822.911
🤠 (not 🤑)77.426128.328
moist (not dry)77.47320.217
street-smart (not sheltered)77.344728.627
drop out (not valedictorian)77.316130.124
circular (not linear)77.33522.715
vibrant (not geriatric)77.140423.219
ADHD (not OCD)77.116026.730
exhibitionist (not bashful)77.022921.226
generous (not stingy)77.032620.516
unchallenging (not demanding)76.94126.214
heartfelt (not clinical)76.942124.88
folksy (not presidential)76.916926.229
devoted (not unfaithful)76.993416.421
demure (not vain)76.78019.523
juvenile (not mature)76.621825.819
flexible (not rigid)76.510527.528
flawed (not perfect)76.448221.910
first-mate (not captain)76.332527.521
always down (not picky)76.33823.628
unstable (not stable)76.340928.49
bold (not serious)76.228626.916
young (not old)76.257521.922
curious (not apathetic)76.137920.932
skeptical (not spiritual)76.148427.026
warm (not cold)76.038023.121
bubbly (not flat)76.029720.123
meek (not bossy)75.811917.922
paranoid (not naive)75.722923.236
chivalrous (not businesslike)75.715620.124
intimate (not formal)75.617921.715
head@clouds (not down2earth)75.523635.716
cooperative (not competitive)75.417524.923
frank (not sugarcoated)75.358825.834
muddy (not washed)75.313322.635
anarchist (not statist)75.122730.327
compersive (not jealous)75.116820.424
resistant (not resigned)75.038526.622
outsider (not insider)75.017617.820
human (not animalistic)74.967026.227
maverick (not conformist)74.855227.95
empath (not psychopath)74.653622.317
passive (not assertive)74.68328.424
poor (not rich)74.522915.021
thin (not thick)74.526424.126
lighthearted (not intense)74.312824.818
opinionated (not neutral)74.296928.439
expressive (not monotone)74.150323.930
beta (not alpha)74.024030.233
gentle (not harsh)73.737215.713
low self esteem (not narcissistic)73.615022.124
playful (not shy)73.568519.720
lazy (not diligent)73.45623.125
perceptive (not unobservant)73.497630.220
🐿 (not 🦇)73.237630.621
👽 (not 🤡)73.221836.120
adventurous (not stick-in-the-mud)73.153422.820
cynical (not gullible)73.151522.526
spontaneous (not deliberate)73.025827.124
consumer (not creator)73.020128.15
activist (not nonpartisan)73.050133.86
cheesy (not chic)72.929821.927
comfortable (not awkward)72.937928.78
thrifty (not extravagant)72.822426.626
cryptic (not straightforward)72.78327.217
😎 (not 🧐)72.641233.822
indoorsy (not outdoorsy)72.652325.95
whimsical (not rational)72.528728.430
metrosexual (not macho)72.533323.320
jaded (not innocent)72.563925.733
slow-talking (not fast-talking)72.411821.216
charismatic (not uninspiring)72.383123.824
crafty (not scholarly)72.347825.922
intuitive (not analytical)72.234925.58
boundary breaking (not stereotypical)72.148428.77
resourceful (not helpless)72.0103928.824
worldly (not innocent)71.972626.728
clumsy (not coordinated)71.724123.826
English (not German)71.788129.116
atheist (not theist)71.644030.314
deep (not epic)71.610427.723
big-vocabulary (not small-vocabulary)71.683027.58
soft (not hard)71.534824.520
flower child (not goth)71.557728.020
bookish (not sporty)71.472225.014
scandalous (not proper)71.348326.722
deep (not shallow)71.351724.925
unambitious (not driven)71.22930.523
high IQ (not low IQ)71.2111126.617
efficient (not overprepared)71.237729.220
existentialist (not nihilist)71.022135.319
feminist (not sexist)70.981828.623
vintage (not trendy)70.872327.431
rock (not rap)70.894528.935
soft (not hard)70.536627.624
sarcastic (not genuine)70.441328.221
manic (not mild)70.463927.611
wholesome (not salacious)70.354619.318
theoretical (not empirical)70.22831.430
photographer (not physicist)70.250927.96
hedonist (not monastic)70.127829.217
desperate (not high standards)70.122423.225
open (not guarded)69.914632.529
complimentary (not insulting)69.748722.524
philosophical (not real)69.611030.332
disreputable (not prestigious)69.622123.823
instinctual (not reasoned)69.551826.117
explorer (not builder)69.442623.419
kinky (not vanilla)69.343126.715
varied (not repetitive)69.39222.326
radical (not centrist)69.236328.231
loveable (not punchable)69.163030.420
🦄 (not 🐴)69.132036.832
flimsy (not sturdy)69.117328.224
not genocidal (not genocidal)69.094831.525
arcane (not mainstream)68.942432.120
slugabed (not go-getter)68.94727.520
logical (not emotional)68.836529.023
blessed (not cursed)68.622636.88
enlightened (not lost)68.628930.625
tailor (not blacksmith)68.560524.215
unpolished (not eloquent)68.429330.625
😏 (not 😬)68.247228.526
aloof (not obsessed)68.14130.719
thinker (not doer)68.019528.421
gregarious (not private)67.932625.821
🌟 (not 💩)67.8106433.726
sweet (not bitter)67.653426.642
master (not apprentice)67.385430.826
🐀 (not 🐘)67.332032.130
🤺 (not 🏌)67.290726.627
traumatized (not flourishing)67.173831.917
badass (not weakass)67.1107127.621
submissive (not dominant)67.031825.021
👻 (not 🤖)67.040633.629
stuttering (not rhythmic)67.016127.115
rejected (not popular)67.051921.09
anxious (not calm)66.963033.131
edgy (not politically correct)66.963230.223
💃 (not 🧕)66.878129.726
forgiving (not vengeful)66.757133.023
extraordinary (not mundane)66.788328.621
wild (not tame)66.779030.721
cheery (not grumpy)66.748021.210
cautious (not impulsive)66.650829.714
genius (not dunce)66.687624.619
confidential (not gossiping)66.593125.619
equitable (not hypocritical)66.552930.619
hugs (not handshakes)66.547230.312
💝 (not 💔)66.449830.733
👨‍🔧 (not 👨‍⚕️)66.453631.919
dramatic (not no-nonsense)66.456523.626
unassuming (not pretentious)66.228627.616
fulfilled (not unfulfilled)66.227130.39
deviant (not average)66.171932.916
mellow (not energetic)65.942927.17
green thumb (not plant-neglecter)65.843134.59
giggling (not chortling)65.724033.227
chill (not sassy)65.617630.68
proletariat (not bourgeoisie)65.449633.523
gross (not hygienic)65.422017.89
🤔 (not 🤫)65.247435.924
high-tech (not low-tech)65.056132.121
open-book (not secretive)65.031127.821
knowledgeable (not ignorant)64.9104832.217
sweet (not savory)64.945119.08
extreme (not moderate)64.884628.328
vegan (not cannibal)64.860732.021
🐐 (not 🦒)64.760833.028
long-winded (not concise)64.733633.236
persistent (not quitter)64.6169330.422
blue (not red)64.656331.78
slow (not fast)64.517825.922
white knight (not bad boy)64.577925.037
giving (not receiving)64.582924.834
puny (not mighty)64.422416.815
joyful (not miserable)64.440827.720
Greek (not Roman)64.312228.016
accommodating (not stubborn)64.320828.218
employee (not entrepreneur)64.341722.34
things-person (not people-person)64.252128.712
believable (not poorly-written)64.1145029.322
nurturing (not poisonous)63.885328.626
summer (not winter)63.864135.119
poetic (not factual)63.741228.028
overthinker (not underthinker)63.7108317.86
transient (not permanent)63.628426.724
👩‍🎤 (not 👩‍🔬)63.668329.924
frugal (not lavish)63.564824.617
pain-avoidant (not masochistic)63.334732.833
fantasy-prone (not grounded)63.365023.34
gendered (not androgynous)63.2148730.822
unmotivated (not motivated)63.27129.734
accepting (not judgemental)63.157833.325
oxymoron (not tautology)63.134830.724
awkward (not charming)63.038330.229
writer (not reader)63.050529.97
literary (not mathematical)62.975931.722
strong identity (not social chameleon)62.9116624.616
warm (not quarrelsome)62.855732.019
western (not eastern)62.882133.731
good-cook (not bad-cook)62.846128.535
urban (not rural)62.7103329.124
resolute (not wavering)62.7100129.419
transparent (not machiavellian)62.751730.826
feeler (not thinker)62.678733.07
'right-brained' (not 'left-brained')62.56135.422
engineerial (not lawyerly)62.446728.310
treasure (not trash)62.2135133.726
🎃 (not 💀)62.150930.924
Coke (not Pepsi)62.131339.428
📈 (not 📉)62.090236.125
provincial (not cosmopolitan)61.845727.720
wired (not tired)61.882936.84
honorable (not cunning)61.784733.920
pacifist (not ferocious)61.645733.117
focused on the present (not focused on the future)61.453229.125
sickly (not healthy)61.429616.923
fixable (not unfixable)61.381729.418
exuberant (not subdued)61.378733.418
individualist (not communal)61.184834.318
perverted (not clean)61.142626.818
wise (not foolish)61.082431.825
beautiful (not ugly)61.0140327.735
romantic (not dispassionate)61.0107926.331
patient (not impatient)60.945432.026
ironic (not profound)60.955833.222
political (not nonpolitical)60.876334.027
realist (not idealist)60.667836.225
proud (not apologetic)60.6133433.85
careful (not brave)60.537132.221
analysis (not common sense)60.573333.429
evolutionist (not creationist)60.477634.813
love shy (not cassanova)60.466831.310
relaxed (not tense)60.125132.219
cheery (not sorrowful)60.054430.237
suspicious (not trusting)60.084037.828
🥾 (not 👟)59.965633.926
civilized (not barbaric)59.8112927.717
direct (not roundabout)59.7115428.618
lover (not fighter)59.670430.825
socialist (not libertarian)59.520435.027
emotional (not unemotional)59.5119730.920
negative (not positive)59.563918.88
introvert (not extrovert)59.356730.831
glad (not mad)59.257927.032
humble (not arrogant)59.164531.520
attractive (not repulsive)59.1133527.824
spelunker (not claustrophobic)59.188833.226
self-assured (not self-conscious)59.0112729.125
random (not pointed)59.032431.525
vague (not precise)58.932227.218
dorky (not cool)58.964229.022
self-destructive (not self-improving)58.877329.721
happy (not sad)58.748329.827
fearmongering (not reassuring)58.656033.026
unstirring (not quivering)58.6112225.39
kangaroo (not dolphin)58.561526.710
tall (not short)58.292829.945
🙃 (not 🥰)58.264734.227
blue-collar (not ivory-tower)58.180937.519
domestic (not industrial)58.161231.922
original (not cliché)58.083433.02
artistic (not scientific)57.776930.830
reasonable (not deranged)57.796033.227
fantastical (not realistic)57.663435.127
asexual (not sexual)57.644729.524
flirtatious (not prudish)57.687530.219
exaggerating (not factual)57.480630.121
🥶 (not 🥵)57.455430.514
pack rat (not minimalist)57.258437.424
grateful (not entitled)57.179524.118
complicated (not simple)57.0119731.531
interested (not bored)57.0132932.521
altruistic (not selfish)56.999031.435
sleepy (not frenzied)56.912335.726
contrarian (not yes-man)56.9105335.128
bad-manners (not good-manners)56.956728.99
earth (not air)56.6110735.125
technophile (not luddite)56.567732.622
alert (not oblivious)56.5117438.517
coarse (not delicate)56.5104829.010
water (not fire)56.459436.725
leader (not follower)56.4118024.09
tasteful (not lewd)56.3117530.818
ranged (not melee)56.385437.615
often crying (not never cries)56.367532.131
masculine (not feminine)56.1110322.329
hypochondriac (not stoic)56.153529.628
side character (not main character)56.188334.922
Hates PDA (not Constant PDA)56.195218.67
incompetent (not competent)56.027833.023
🙋‍♂️ (not 🙅‍♂️)56.097333.733
enchanting (not disturbing)55.9111228.07
autistic (not neurotypical)55.825329.718
off-key (not musical)55.889425.422
objective (not subjective)55.665336.621
rustic (not cultured)55.657327.525
feisty (not gracious)55.5125127.522
Swedish (not Italian)55.573433.313
sensitive (not thick-skinned)55.476629.425
sane (not crazy)55.480732.522
French (not Russian)55.4108128.324
love-focused (not money-focused)55.4125633.120
meaningful (not pointless)55.4147017.35
flamboyant (not modest)55.278133.827
insecure (not confident)55.246130.219
remote (not involved)55.226731.524
lowbrow (not highbrow)55.148735.320
spicy (not mild)55.1114829.820
modern (not historical)55.198333.633
sage (not whippersnapper)55.176036.628
haunted (not blissful)55.0125930.026
insomniac (not slumbering)55.0135736.46
fortunate (not unlucky)54.973832.927
sunny (not gloomy)54.874932.626
welcoming experience (not cringing away)54.8102333.313
awkward (not suspicious)54.757035.637
prideful (not envious)54.7154124.437
quiet (not loud)54.682127.623
bear (not wolf)54.664931.08
impartial (not biased)54.525536.121
mysterious (not unambiguous)54.378635.621
sheepish (not smug)54.345825.79
purple (not orange)54.184037.318
disarming (not creepy)54.1136724.615
touchy-feely (not distant)54.175928.927
astonishing (not methodical)53.866235.224
proactive (not reactive)53.867132.229
respectful (not rude)53.7114732.123
stable (not moody)53.752529.827
timid (not cocky)53.741930.033
dystopian (not utopian)53.789532.19
charming (not trusting)53.696035.119
gluttonous (not moderate)53.671124.78
snoops (not minds-own-business)53.6141935.512
lustful (not chaste)53.5104027.617
angelic (not demonic)53.5109329.020
debased (not pure)53.383428.923
😈 (not 😇)53.385732.229
queen (not princess)53.2119132.429
pensive (not serene)52.9161131.222
🐮 (not 🐷)52.8121933.920
resists change (not likes change)52.8134131.713
realistic (not ambitious)52.766037.130
city-slicker (not country-bumpkin)52.6133030.821
homebody (not world traveler)52.684431.813
outgoing (not withdrawn)52.6107629.012
dog person (not cat person)52.594330.533
legit (not scrub)52.4152032.122
ludicrous (not sensible)52.372833.122
attentive (not interrupting)52.2102228.330
tactful (not indiscreet)52.1129032.522
queer (not straight)51.943131.319
generalist (not specialist)51.759933.219
variable (not consistent)51.669931.718
experimental (not reliable)51.685539.218
reluctant (not eager)51.559728.36
vulnerable (not armoured)51.470532.827
utilitarian (not decorative)51.4128427.314
🥴 (not 🥳)51.4114840.526
everyman (not chosen one)51.483632.825
smooth (not rough)51.398829.023
cringeworthy (not inspiring)51.375528.520
hoarder (not unprepared)51.2125632.623
oppressed (not privileged)51.265934.130
optimistic (not pessimistic)51.099033.228
nice (not naughty)51.098124.47
catty (not supportive)51.072336.46
reclusive (not social)50.987130.426
fearful (not hopeful)50.869023.44
🧢 (not 🎩)50.394736.829
absentminded (not focused)50.752033.57
unmeddlesome (not prying)50.645434.67
decisive (not hesitant)50.5143133.526
bright (not depressed)50.5103431.726
overspender (not penny-pincher)50.587330.238

The lowest rating for any description in the table is 50.0 despite a 1 to 100 scale being used. This is because descriptions that had values lower than the midpoint were reversed. For example, a score of 1/100 for "hot (not cold)" is equivalent to a score of 100/100 for "cold (not hot)". This was done so that all the traits that are most distinctive for a character are at the top of the table.

Similar characters

The similarity between two characters can be calculated by taking the correlation between the lists of their traits. This produces a value from +1 to -1. With +1 implying that every trait one character is high on the other one is high on too, to an equal degree. And, -1 implying that if a character is high on specific trait, the other one is low on it. The 10 most and least similar characters to Marty Mikalski based on their crowd-sourced profiles are listed below with the correlation in parenthesis.

Most similar Least similar
  1. Stan Rizzo (0.733)
  2. Klaus Hargreeves (0.647)
  3. Maxwell Klinger (0.642)
  4. Phoebe Buffay (0.638)
  5. Héctor (0.632)
  6. Ed (0.632)
  7. Reginald 'Bubbles' Cousins (0.628)
  8. Riley Blue (0.622)
  9. Hoban Washburne (0.619)
  10. Luc (0.619)
  1. Tyler Winklevoss (-0.576)
  2. James Norrington (-0.552)
  3. Lon Hammond, Jr. (-0.52)
  4. Henry Francis (-0.515)
  5. Park Dong-ik (-0.508)
  6. Javert (-0.508)
  7. Howard Hamlin (-0.5)
  8. Marnie Michaels (-0.498)
  9. Angela Martin (-0.492)
  10. Serena Joy Waterford (-0.488)

Personality types

Users who took the quiz were asked to self-identify their Myers-Briggs and Enneagram types. We can look at the average match scores of these different groups of users with Marty Mikalski to see what personality types people who describe themselves in ways similar to the way Marty Mikalski is described identify as.

Myers-Briggs Self-type Average match score with character Number of users


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