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Michael 'Newmie' Newman Descriptive Personality Statistics

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Michael 'Newmie' Newman is a character from Baywatch.

This page summarizes crowd sourced ratings of their personality collected from users of the Statistical "Which Character" Personality Quiz. This website has recruited more than 3 million volunteers to rate characters on descriptive adjectives and other properties, which can be aggregated to create profiles that users can be matched to as part of a personality test. For more information about how the ratings were collected and how they are used, see the documentation.

Aggregated ratings for 400 descriptions

The table shows the average rating the character received for each descriptive item on a 1 to 100 scale and what that character's rank for the description is among all 2,000 characters in the database. It also shows the standard deviation of the ratings and how many different individuals submitted a rating for that description.

ItemAverage ratingRankRating standard deviationNumber of raters
badass (not weakass)82.351618.822
rock (not rap)81.42239.58
motivated (not unmotivated)80.094024.615
orange (not purple)79.66420.218
summer (not winter)79.423324.712
privileged (not oppressed)79.141226.412
masculine (not feminine)79.053015.621
old (not young)78.221114.821
patriotic (not unpatriotic)78.128026.513
monochrome (not multicolored)76.717114.912
historical (not modern)76.420817.413
🙅‍♂️ (not 🙋‍♂️)76.413324.629
white knight (not bad boy)75.440512.67
thick-skinned (not sensitive)75.420719.117
joyful (not miserable)75.319616.410
bold (not shy)75.1102023.315
non-gamer (not gamer)74.738325.219
overachiever (not underachiever)74.777922.719
rich (not poor)74.653920.113
🧗 (not 🛌)74.452324.532
diligent (not lazy)73.9120517.024
dominant (not submissive)73.471722.320
driven (not unambitious)71.4125625.218
low-tech (not high-tech)71.235721.714
demanding (not unchallenging)71.193321.919
playful (not shy)70.878918.019
scientific (not artistic)70.849022.412
🏀 (not 🎨)70.737530.942
neat (not messy)70.169426.314
pro (not noob)69.993829.214
self-assured (not self-conscious)69.866224.319
cheesy (not chic)69.541821.020
workaholic (not slacker)69.4109228.220
consistent (not variable)69.347624.816
prestigious (not disreputable)69.162430.620
persistent (not quitter)69.0155817.022
vintage (not trendy)69.079529.729
strict (not lenient)68.953717.321
sturdy (not flimsy)68.778022.415
water (not fire)68.731928.616
straightforward (not cryptic)68.663632.212
well behaved (not mischievous)68.637625.511
chortling (not giggling)68.455428.314
fast (not slow)68.284421.120
industrial (not domestic)67.931924.39
Italian (not Swedish)67.839029.013
opinionated (not jealous)67.890728.312
physical (not intellectual)67.633428.215
self-disciplined (not disorganized)67.5100524.325
armoured (not vulnerable)67.571828.520
🙃 (not 🥰)67.437722.924
lowbrow (not highbrow)67.416729.013
average (not deviant)67.219928.427
punchable (not loveable)67.134927.718
coordinated (not clumsy)66.793229.413
mild (not spicy)66.728716.720
knowledgeable (not ignorant)66.797831.014
healthy (not sickly)66.695722.421
cocky (not timid)66.597526.411
emancipated (not enslaved)66.477723.115
confident (not insecure)66.490529.522
alert (not oblivious)66.486825.317
earth (not air)66.461729.523
reassuring (not fearmongering)66.365825.611
Roman (not Greek)66.121629.614
confidential (not gossiping)66.094336.213
resourceful (not helpless)66.0127623.817
linear (not circular)66.025621.218
French (not Russian)65.952723.717
repetitive (not varied)65.845419.513
neurotypical (not autistic)65.798123.722
basic (not hipster)65.760620.712
practical (not imaginative)65.677328.124
💃 (not 🧕)65.583028.633
serious (not playful)65.384020.623
classical (not avant-garde)65.358331.715
sheriff (not outlaw)65.259428.515
go-getter (not slugabed)65.2130724.520
🏋️‍♂️ (not 🚴)65.227633.328
realistic (not fantastical)65.268926.122
indulgent (not sober)65.163322.49
jaded (not innocent)65.190617.112
fresh (not stinky)65.097328.114
repulsive (not attractive)64.923331.120
penny-pincher (not overspender)64.956420.214
loyal (not traitorous)64.8131030.615
cringeworthy (not inspiring)64.840226.916
pointed (not random)64.8108224.122
skeptical (not spiritual)64.799922.219
logical (not emotional)64.647924.914
introspective (not not introspective)64.581422.717
suspicious (not trusting)64.470326.218
hurried (not leisurely)64.456629.719
mighty (not puny)64.4100625.016
angelic (not demonic)64.276421.312
soulful (not soulless)64.2119128.210
orderly (not chaotic)64.171527.725
worldly (not innocent)64.0102516.516
🤠 (not 🤑)64.082430.533
intense (not lighthearted)64.097529.212
receiving (not giving)64.046229.712
works hard (not plays hard)63.996525.916
realist (not idealist)63.855734.017
conservative (not liberal)63.834422.818
🤣 (not 😊)63.638629.036
cooperative (not competitive)63.441334.814
prideful (not envious)63.4111528.628
everyman (not chosen one)63.443217.99
down2earth (not head@clouds)63.368232.124
brave (not careful)63.287226.78
exuberant (not subdued)63.172223.811
🤡 (not 👽)63.035427.421
Pepsi (not Coke)63.018129.918
hard-work (not natural-talent)63.080628.421
high IQ (not low IQ)62.9140225.819
weird (not normal)62.779326.314
drop out (not valedictorian)62.743227.718
🐴 (not 🦄)62.773330.829
flamboyant (not modest)62.662325.015
🤔 (not 🤫)62.661325.331
sexual (not asexual)62.699327.815
devoted (not unfaithful)62.5144327.413
resolute (not wavering)62.4102321.910
loud (not quiet)62.376027.811
morning lark (not night owl)62.340127.711
specialist (not generalist)62.373029.48
civilized (not barbaric)62.2105222.613
hard (not soft)62.276220.221
🐿 (not 🦇)62.277626.229
assertive (not passive)62.1114226.619
macho (not metrosexual)62.142131.418
tight (not loose)62.196827.717
ranged (not melee)62.148124.420
socialist (not libertarian)61.814825.013
wise (not foolish)61.778427.423
happy (not sad)61.642119.620
boy/girl-next-door (not celebrity)61.694028.719
master (not apprentice)61.5100926.517
transparent (not machiavellian)61.358632.36
reasonable (not deranged)61.184529.020
active (not slothful)61.0146729.227
direct (not roundabout)60.9109829.715
feisty (not gracious)60.9107628.114
social (not reclusive)60.975527.918
exhibitionist (not bashful)60.986229.921
factual (not poetic)60.678225.013
bossy (not meek)60.5115221.818
sweet (not bitter)60.573027.413
ugly (not beautiful)60.522034.820
still (not twitchy)60.541125.924
honorable (not cunning)60.488722.212
mature (not juvenile)60.486826.219
forgiving (not vengeful)60.376033.711
western (not eastern)60.398632.812
literary (not mathematical)60.188022.310
insulting (not complimentary)60.162222.67
country-bumpkin (not city-slicker)60.140629.320
narcissistic (not low self esteem)60.185827.921
hunter (not gatherer)60.184524.914
side character (not main character)60.177126.110
guarded (not open)60.0125122.623
mad (not glad)59.982522.420
hard (not soft)59.885923.122
existentialist (not nihilist)59.888925.714
flirtatious (not prudish)59.881421.911
monastic (not hedonist)59.737830.612
presidential (not folksy)59.681628.010
pop (not indie)59.635826.811
charismatic (not uninspiring)59.5138925.010
🐐 (not 🦒)59.593231.830
🥶 (not 🥵)59.547733.141
on-time (not tardy)59.5111528.519
spontaneous (not scheduled)59.466924.610
scruffy (not manicured)59.456834.014
rustic (not cultured)59.445029.125
reserved (not chatty)59.376223.512
freelance (not corporate)59.394029.118
normie (not freak)59.359527.915
chivalrous (not businesslike)59.368225.915
mainstream (not arcane)59.245925.816
sporty (not bookish)59.259430.516
believable (not poorly-written)59.2166622.814
not genocidal (not genocidal)59.1125424.012
never cries (not often crying)59.189926.716
🥴 (not 🥳)59.078926.825
selfish (not altruistic)58.964428.420
extrovert (not introvert)58.888528.113
moderate (not extreme)58.846423.89
legit (not scrub)58.8133128.121
child free (not pronatalist)58.7104823.015
conventional (not creative)58.663136.011
tall (not short)58.691532.231
hoarder (not unprepared)58.694323.021
chill (not offended)58.651927.025
debased (not pure)58.570133.317
mundane (not extraordinary)58.533922.319
concrete (not abstract)58.589826.117
anxious (not calm)58.495626.212
🐒 (not 🐩)58.463728.824
kind (not cruel)58.3131326.417
politically correct (not edgy)58.361029.418
irrelevant (not important)58.317026.215
lewd (not tasteful)58.144029.116
🧐 (not 😎)58.168135.031
radical (not centrist)58.079125.919
decisive (not hesitant)57.8121328.814
🎩 (not 🧢)57.886031.837
alpha (not beta)57.7108929.522
reliable (not experimental)57.787032.618
rugged (not refined)57.570025.525
perverted (not clean)57.551931.320
oxymoron (not tautology)57.574928.116
studious (not goof-off)57.3122031.423
flower child (not goth)57.3107324.99
rational (not whimsical)57.297731.023
permanent (not transient)57.285020.315
rhythmic (not stuttering)57.2131829.812
gendered (not androgynous)57.1166329.413
hypochondriac (not stoic)57.149127.710
tense (not relaxed)57.0142530.117
private (not gregarious)57.0108728.328
good-humored (not angry)57.094024.322
pack rat (not minimalist)57.058921.815
protagonist (not antagonist)56.8134423.79
pain-avoidant (not masochistic)56.768533.511
moist (not dry)56.770331.819
interrupting (not attentive)56.773828.624
romantic (not dispassionate)56.6125829.518
tactful (not indiscreet)56.5110826.813
doer (not thinker)56.5113532.024
shallow (not deep)56.446426.117
rough (not smooth)56.375433.414
'right-brained' (not 'left-brained')56.327527.013
epic (not deep)56.373429.827
washed (not muddy)56.3109923.515
🧠 (not 💪)56.2127628.432
🥾 (not 👟)56.278333.335
deliberate (not spontaneous)56.1111031.221
blue-collar (not ivory-tower)56.187627.117
contrarian (not yes-man)56.1108128.411
funny (not humorless)56.0103429.420
precise (not vague)56.0121021.517
no-nonsense (not dramatic)56.074830.319
sugarcoated (not frank)56.028327.911
dunce (not genius)55.942025.519
opinionated (not neutral)55.9165730.923
sheltered (not street-smart)55.859431.518
distant (not touchy-feely)55.895626.217
sarcastic (not genuine)55.778123.216
🌟 (not 💩)55.7141630.527
pensive (not serene)55.7147523.823
independent (not codependent)55.6116027.212
👨‍🔧 (not 👨‍⚕️)55.683228.742
methodical (not astonishing)55.5105526.616
depressed (not bright)55.478326.014
crazy (not sane)55.485930.117
formal (not intimate)55.480223.127
accepting (not judgemental)55.380630.115
rural (not urban)55.345826.412
salacious (not wholesome)55.370626.215
stubborn (not accommodating)55.3140529.026
cosmopolitan (not provincial)55.288327.025
explorer (not builder)55.290628.512
work-first (not family-first)55.285830.214
sage (not whippersnapper)55.175926.015
lustful (not chaste)54.998630.415
impartial (not biased)54.924232.411
hypocritical (not equitable)54.972522.120
feminist (not sexist)54.9127927.014
📈 (not 📉)54.9127231.731
OCD (not ADHD)54.9112727.022
complicated (not simple)54.8128126.817
secretive (not open-book)54.8118226.819
high standards (not desperate)54.8112032.132
statist (not anarchist)54.789526.411
👻 (not 🤖)54.789627.927
scandalous (not proper)54.690131.614
😬 (not 😏)54.665131.643
💀 (not 🎃)54.690633.340
gullible (not cynical)54.657017.813
geriatric (not vibrant)54.543022.517
bourgeoisie (not proletariat)54.484121.417
🐮 (not 🐷)54.3112832.334
tattle-tale (not f***-the-police)54.362929.312
human (not animalistic)54.2138826.119
😈 (not 😇)54.284030.537
🏌 (not 🤺)54.234530.535
👨‍🚀 (not 🧙)54.279632.533
frenzied (not sleepy)54.2165623.012
moody (not stable)54.1123524.017
💔 (not 💝)54.178532.238
musical (not off-key)54.170530.416
comedic (not dramatic)54.151530.038
humble (not arrogant)54.079023.414
instinctual (not reasoned)54.0102828.715
jock (not nerd)54.076024.79
slow-talking (not fast-talking)54.057217.511
fixable (not unfixable)54.0114426.212
exaggerating (not factual)54.090328.924
emotional (not unemotional)54.0136929.715
atheist (not theist)53.9112619.815
communal (not individualist)53.961629.310
paranoid (not naive)53.9115033.410
thick (not thin)53.864523.834
crafty (not scholarly)53.8111723.49
profound (not ironic)53.881724.513
blissful (not haunted)53.851227.024
picky (not always down)53.8105030.810
trusting (not charming)53.678529.017
sunny (not gloomy)53.678824.617
conspiracist (not sheeple)53.5130223.713
unambiguous (not mysterious)53.5100227.920
frugal (not lavish)53.4103034.710
resistant (not resigned)53.4157324.212
incompetent (not competent)53.432926.913
real (not philosophical)53.4128325.114
subjective (not objective)53.485628.413
overprepared (not efficient)53.433333.215
pacifist (not ferocious)53.370023.49
cautious (not impulsive)53.390127.626
stuck-in-the-past (not forward-thinking)53.373927.917
one-faced (not two-faced)53.3126233.422
curious (not apathetic)53.2145225.114
impatient (not patient)53.2117527.821
utilitarian (not decorative)53.2122129.723
😀 (not 😭)53.287329.529
monotone (not expressive)53.264132.910
involved (not remote)53.1149526.111
optimistic (not pessimistic)53.190927.717
obedient (not rebellious)53.167927.918
nurturing (not poisonous)53.1117327.717
interesting (not tiresome)52.9147328.819
tame (not wild)52.973133.021
🤐 (not 😜)52.998531.235
perceptive (not unobservant)52.9161928.317
spelunker (not claustrophobic)52.8121728.711
realistic (not ambitious)52.865330.529
serious (not bold)52.782525.219
adventurous (not stick-in-the-mud)52.7116428.021
open-minded (not close-minded)52.7119528.813
common sense (not analysis)52.770332.916
creepy (not disarming)52.647529.117
cannibal (not vegan)52.686123.017
jealous (not compersive)52.591331.019
warm (not cold)52.5105732.913
vain (not demure)52.495329.38
first-mate (not captain)52.494733.021
self-improving (not self-destructive)52.483834.710
cat person (not dog person)52.493624.79
rigid (not flexible)52.3106427.919
dorky (not cool)52.381528.925
trolling (not triggered)52.351624.810
stylish (not slovenly)52.2125129.210
psychopath (not empath)52.268426.522
generous (not stingy)52.2122824.212
thrifty (not extravagant)52.299327.217
charming (not awkward)52.1125032.120
enlightened (not lost)52.184526.015
blacksmith (not tailor)52.170629.912
focused on the present (not focused on the future)52.0100629.216
wooden (not plastic)52.0146830.910
rude (not respectful)51.873525.819
🐀 (not 🐘)51.892633.934
traditional (not unorthodox)51.782332.820
vanilla (not kinky)51.696123.528
authoritarian (not democratic)51.683130.015
fighter (not lover)51.695325.136
concise (not long-winded)51.6100031.323
heroic (not villainous)51.5147727.410
theoretical (not empirical)51.566731.323
sensible (not ludicrous)51.5119629.824
literal (not metaphorical)51.5132029.611
warm (not quarrelsome)51.489931.013
heathen (not devout)51.485222.114
German (not English)51.420633.322
flourishing (not traumatized)51.457925.912
nonpolitical (not political)51.378027.718
👩‍🎤 (not 👩‍🔬)51.3101730.444
entitled (not grateful)51.396229.319
expressive (not stoic)51.2117325.913
trash (not treasure)51.236923.316
queen (not princess)51.2124735.818
predictable (not quirky)51.291026.813
cheery (not sorrowful)51.175623.313
preppy (not punk rock)51.1116219.716
obsessed (not aloof)51.0147527.315
technophile (not luddite)51.090030.99
outsider (not insider)51.0106528.711
straight (not queer)51.0152527.216
pretentious (not unassuming)51.0114027.619
fortunate (not unlucky)50.192526.415
unpolished (not eloquent)50.177129.418
backdoor (not official)50.9108831.815
suspicious (not awkward)50.8129433.813
egalitarian (not racist)50.8166933.112
money-focused (not love-focused)50.863430.514
reactive (not proactive)50.8111633.225
uncreative (not open to new experinces)50.349734.516
interested (not bored)50.6157627.727
regular (not zany)50.585016.712
bad-cook (not good-cook)50.5103328.124

The lowest rating for any description in the table is 50.0 despite a 1 to 100 scale being used. This is because descriptions that had values lower than the midpoint were reversed. For example, a score of 1/100 for "hot (not cold)" is equivalent to a score of 100/100 for "cold (not hot)". This was done so that all the traits that are most distinctive for a character are at the top of the table.

Similar characters

The similarity between two characters can be calculated by taking the correlation between the lists of their traits. This produces a value from +1 to -1. With +1 implying that every trait one character is high on the other one is high on too, to an equal degree. And, -1 implying that if a character is high on specific trait, the other one is low on it. The 10 most and least similar characters to Michael 'Newmie' Newman based on their crowd-sourced profiles are listed below with the correlation in parenthesis.

Most similar Least similar
  1. Hank Schrader (0.587)
  2. Henry Spencer (0.556)
  3. Captain Jim Brass (0.535)
  4. George S. Hammond (0.517)
  5. Mitch Buchannon (0.511)
  6. Dr. Alan Grant (0.509)
  7. Jack Crawford (0.509)
  8. Dallas (0.505)
  9. Marcus Kane (0.504)
  10. Quentin Lance (0.502)
  1. Nelson Bighetti (-0.253)
  2. Billy Bibbit (-0.246)
  3. Buster Bluth (-0.243)
  4. A.J. Soprano (-0.241)
  5. Daisy Buchanan (-0.241)
  6. Klaus Hargreeves (-0.237)
  7. Powder (-0.236)
  8. Ziggy Sobotka (-0.228)
  9. Rue Bennett (-0.225)
  10. Cassie Howard (-0.224)

Personality types

Users who took the quiz were asked to self-identify their Myers-Briggs and Enneagram types. We can look at the average match scores of these different groups of users with Michael 'Newmie' Newman to see what personality types people who describe themselves in ways similar to the way Michael 'Newmie' Newman is described identify as.

Myers-Briggs Self-type Average match score with character Number of users


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