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Donald G. Malarkey Descriptive Personality Statistics

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Donald G. Malarkey is a character from Band of Brothers.

This page summarizes crowd sourced ratings of their personality collected from users of the Statistical "Which Character" Personality Quiz. This website has recruited more than 3 million volunteers to rate characters on descriptive adjectives and other properties, which can be aggregated to create profiles that users can be matched to as part of a personality test. For more information about how the ratings were collected and how they are used, see the documentation.

Aggregated ratings for 500 descriptions

The table shows the average rating the character received for each descriptive item on a 1 to 100 scale and what that character's rank for the description is among all 2,000 characters in the database. It also shows the standard deviation of the ratings and how many different individuals submitted a rating for that description.

ItemAverage ratingRankRating standard deviationNumber of raters
one-faced (not two-faced)94.939.57
loyal (not traitorous)91.61709.116
English (not German)89.42711.616
real (not fake)88.71399.97
👨‍🔧 (not 👨‍⚕️)87.66713.512
🧢 (not 🎩)85.96313.719
heroic (not villainous)85.631111.927
soulful (not soulless)85.626815.123
resourceful (not helpless)85.337610.512
believable (not poorly-written)85.010911.725
🌟 (not 💩)84.130916.78
patriotic (not unpatriotic)83.912112.77
devoted (not unfaithful)83.058618.05
straightforward (not cryptic)82.69614.822
🏀 (not 🎨)82.515316.826
unambiguous (not mysterious)82.35014.46
lighthearted (not intense)81.94513.07
curious (not apathetic)81.91797.88
persistent (not quitter)81.5102217.630
spirited (not lifeless)81.451111.910
feisty (not gracious)81.030513.414
consistent (not variable)81.010514.35
spontaneous (not scheduled)80.924516.39
intimate (not formal)80.86920.78
protagonist (not antagonist)80.640621.834
eager (not reluctant)80.62138.25
boy/girl-next-door (not celebrity)80.329419.919
fixable (not unfixable)80.23816.718
folksy (not presidential)80.110216.222
creative (not conventional)79.92378.38
outdoorsy (not indoorsy)79.524524.36
democratic (not authoritarian)79.29119.611
🤠 (not 🤑)79.121618.512
friendly (not unfriendly)79.053021.87
kind (not cruel)78.960911.710
young (not old)78.947612.519
blue-collar (not ivory-tower)78.918625.121
real (not philosophical)78.814518.618
motivated (not unmotivated)78.7105920.412
feeler (not thinker)78.42888.98
playful (not shy)78.352819.527
masculine (not feminine)78.259220.011
hard-work (not natural-talent)78.118012.233
rock (not rap)78.043224.614
opinionated (not jealous)77.836620.117
photographer (not physicist)77.727120.38
reliable (not experimental)77.623323.97
crafty (not scholarly)77.430114.028
proletariat (not bourgeoisie)77.415416.625
muddy (not washed)77.31099.17
outgoing (not withdrawn)77.338723.49
fighter (not lover)77.321623.36
libertarian (not socialist)77.25418.88
blacksmith (not tailor)76.915614.213
kangaroo (not dolphin)76.88614.46
family-first (not work-first)76.733614.76
unassuming (not pretentious)76.68420.620
gamer (not non-gamer)76.615915.531
ferocious (not pacifist)76.449113.113
gendered (not androgynous)76.191325.19
open to new experinces (not uncreative)75.863119.714
doer (not thinker)75.835113.229
emotional (not unemotional)75.861014.723
sweet (not bitter)75.732711.99
human (not animalistic)75.765623.327
common sense (not analysis)75.63024.911
luddite (not technophile)75.59315.610
cheesy (not chic)75.424519.624
fire (not water)75.449316.712
popular (not rejected)75.433021.99
capitalist (not communist)75.237323.312
whippersnapper (not sage)74.611925.432
goof-off (not studious)74.526417.229
open-book (not secretive)74.514821.324
charmer (not buffoon)74.364320.09
tense (not relaxed)73.980717.210
bold (not shy)73.6113425.119
rugged (not refined)73.633723.114
social (not reclusive)73.541617.415
🤡 (not 👽)73.514117.429
nonconformist (not social climber)73.440517.57
funny (not humorless)73.450022.326
bubbly (not flat)73.436023.37
🥾 (not 👟)73.330324.813
lowbrow (not highbrow)73.18616.09
punk rock (not preppy)72.836619.19
compersive (not jealous)72.823222.115
sassy (not chill)72.771817.07
inappropriate (not seemly)72.734616.810
quirky (not predictable)72.629221.27
accurate (not off target)72.666118.55
spartan (not glamorous)72.645923.210
loud (not quiet)72.454425.79
warm (not cold)72.451822.022
competent (not incompetent)72.4104222.712
active (not slothful)72.3107215.67
sexual (not asexual)72.170218.818
fast-talking (not slow-talking)71.950312.811
original (not cliché)71.835518.36
literary (not mathematical)71.838525.812
go-getter (not slugabed)71.8105719.312
ranged (not melee)71.811222.918
egalitarian (not racist)71.7122110.57
important (not irrelevant)71.7113410.99
handy (not can't-fix-anything)71.771114.67
chatty (not reserved)71.651629.212
indulgent (not sober)71.644918.912
western (not eastern)71.631434.512
flawed (not perfect)71.67214.29
people-person (not things-person)71.643019.85
trusting (not suspicious)71.526926.224
attractive (not repulsive)71.597622.813
sunny (not gloomy)71.539721.711
generous (not stingy)71.457429.711
rustic (not cultured)71.418517.914
prestigious (not disreputable)71.456022.610
summer (not winter)71.444723.815
concise (not long-winded)71.421121.98
charismatic (not uninspiring)71.392618.221
scruffy (not manicured)71.035917.413
treasure (not trash)71.0110428.215
flirtatious (not prudish)70.952017.326
brave (not careful)70.962224.830
positive (not negative)70.950421.37
first-mate (not captain)70.849129.16
street-smart (not sheltered)70.868424.46
insider (not outsider)70.614924.914
perceptive (not unobservant)70.6115422.134
short (not tall)70.431122.0112
extraordinary (not mundane)70.476831.714
pure (not debased)70.348120.518
thin (not thick)70.249624.012
extrovert (not introvert)70.158220.621
angelic (not demonic)69.757320.721
playful (not serious)69.439721.831
straight (not queer)69.398832.215
intuitive (not analytical)69.343819.56
badass (not weakass)69.0106524.623
meaningful (not pointless)69.0103617.95
not genocidal (not genocidal)68.9101332.719
adventurous (not stick-in-the-mud)68.870924.613
insomniac (not slumbering)68.883217.110
honorable (not cunning)68.762524.719
👩‍🎤 (not 👩‍🔬)68.756221.212
interested (not bored)68.779821.933
altruistic (not selfish)68.563723.220
🤺 (not 🏌)68.490927.611
💃 (not 🧕)68.476527.39
nurturing (not poisonous)68.375013.07
energetic (not mellow)68.157819.28
inspiring (not cringeworthy)68.062424.222
🐐 (not 🦒)68.045123.112
chivalrous (not businesslike)68.040526.526
love-focused (not money-focused)68.096825.114
🧗 (not 🛌)67.977122.319
everyman (not chosen one)67.932034.214
earth (not air)67.855832.324
small-vocabulary (not big-vocabulary)67.825915.06
problematic (not woke)67.752624.49
all-seeing (not blind)67.654912.35
🥳 (not 🥴)67.626421.915
vibrant (not geriatric)67.385624.315
expressive (not monotone)67.376119.69
🐴 (not 🦄)67.160726.910
ADHD (not OCD)67.136624.728
impatient (not patient)66.978725.913
pro (not noob)66.9109622.08
gossiping (not confidential)66.736722.915
backdoor (not official)66.756426.010
😎 (not 🧐)66.663229.715
empath (not psychopath)66.686017.916
frank (not sugarcoated)66.6109327.119
instinctual (not reasoned)66.663823.120
involved (not remote)66.693729.312
chill (not offended)66.631024.88
low-tech (not high-tech)66.552820.726
accepting (not judgemental)66.549525.613
mighty (not puny)66.497824.513
foodie (not unenthusiastic about food)66.459326.27
empirical (not theoretical)66.230423.28
🐿 (not 🦇)66.266321.313
devout (not heathen)66.150827.227
proud (not apologetic)66.1118418.38
prankster (not anti-prank)66.151115.09
hopeful (not fearful)66.173127.313
romantic (not dispassionate)66.194325.518
poor (not rich)66.044010.17
cocky (not timid)65.9104922.911
unpolished (not eloquent)65.837818.911
underthinker (not overthinker)65.818522.79
spontaneous (not deliberate)65.741428.721
🐒 (not 🐩)65.743218.39
loveable (not punchable)65.780827.416
lenient (not strict)65.649513.813
cheery (not sorrowful)65.542821.517
sensible (not ludicrous)65.476026.98
equitable (not hypocritical)65.459125.136
traumatized (not flourishing)65.486514.913
disarming (not creepy)65.3103019.29
lion (not zebra)65.385721.36
nonpolitical (not political)65.232732.518
historical (not modern)65.251924.99
heartfelt (not clinical)65.185714.67
good-humored (not angry)65.072126.817
exuberant (not subdued)65.070029.324
vintage (not trendy)65.0103123.88
natural (not mechanical)65.063727.15
stable (not unstable)65.048114.26
alert (not oblivious)64.998121.219
🐘 (not 🐀)64.945122.211
precise (not vague)64.891620.813
reasonable (not deranged)64.878527.311
maverick (not conformist)64.897027.75
emotional (not logical)64.768516.823
assertive (not passive)64.7110928.413
goofy (not unfrivolous)64.750128.110
twitchy (not still)64.676323.57
expressive (not stoic)64.679732.527
anxious (not calm)64.676115.413
industrial (not domestic)64.644824.610
explorer (not builder)64.561928.416
country-bumpkin (not city-slicker)64.534524.819
🙋‍♂️ (not 🙅‍♂️)64.563834.621
stinky (not fresh)64.531129.117
linear (not circular)64.532722.421
pack rat (not minimalist)64.437526.318
🤣 (not 😊)64.439924.218
sexist (not feminist)64.337724.316
opinionated (not neutral)64.3149026.224
statist (not anarchist)64.254725.013
transparent (not machiavellian)64.248529.228
biased (not impartial)64.193825.714
contrarian (not yes-man)64.180010.08
theist (not atheist)64.033723.213
never cries (not often crying)64.080020.724
clumsy (not coordinated)63.939823.316
edgy (not politically correct)63.975925.28
not introspective (not introspective)63.922126.412
fulfilled (not unfulfilled)63.831310.25
macho (not metrosexual)63.740829.128
love shy (not cassanova)63.759226.16
neurotypical (not autistic)63.6114820.78
f***-the-police (not tattle-tale)63.695626.825
unannoying (not annoying)63.554821.06
healthy (not sickly)63.4114423.918
no-nonsense (not dramatic)63.454927.610
world traveler (not homebody)63.475824.910
dog person (not cat person)63.360431.531
flamboyant (not modest)63.264430.118
prideful (not envious)63.2119016.823
realistic (not fantastical)63.181626.214
lumberjack (not mad-scientist)63.151318.97
experience-oriented (not goal-oriented)63.041227.06
submissive (not dominant)62.941427.511
workaholic (not slacker)62.9137624.614
resolute (not wavering)62.9105222.016
🚴 (not 🏋️‍♂️)62.9112724.829
comedic (not dramatic)62.934030.825
unstirring (not quivering)62.999823.410
open (not guarded)62.825123.210
diligent (not lazy)62.7163123.928
fast (not slow)62.7114121.419
decisive (not hesitant)62.6111321.07
spelunker (not claustrophobic)62.575428.116
white knight (not bad boy)62.589420.732
cooperative (not competitive)62.446627.716
wild (not tame)62.494523.425
grateful (not entitled)62.467027.811
welcoming experience (not cringing away)62.477229.77
nihilist (not existentialist)62.222618.79
physical (not intellectual)62.147822.729
slovenly (not stylish)62.141120.518
provincial (not cosmopolitan)62.147229.917
side character (not main character)61.977027.6172
impulsive (not cautious)61.875227.923
frugal (not lavish)61.776322.312
beautiful (not ugly)61.7145621.824
gentle (not harsh)61.771723.213
manic (not mild)61.796220.77
pessimistic (not optimistic)61.666326.810
sporty (not bookish)61.456926.110
😜 (not 🤐)61.467929.421
off-key (not musical)61.468422.920
desperate (not high standards)61.444524.320
cheery (not grumpy)61.361423.310
interesting (not tiresome)61.2123328.322
sturdy (not flimsy)61.2113626.711
engineerial (not lawyerly)61.251622.211
gross (not hygienic)61.228814.96
open-minded (not close-minded)61.193928.014
normie (not freak)61.155832.126
deep (not shallow)61.0100523.721
hunter (not gatherer)61.087430.216
jaded (not innocent)61.0112025.527
legit (not scrub)60.9131627.025
🤔 (not 🤫)60.875427.518
trolling (not triggered)60.729927.233
realistic (not ambitious)60.744925.419
consumer (not creator)60.752534.77
freelance (not corporate)60.696928.87
haunted (not blissful)60.6113925.410
foolish (not wise)60.556622.811
communal (not individualist)60.539133.010
vengeful (not forgiving)60.479823.915
bold (not serious)60.481723.513
cannibal (not vegan)60.467728.019
messy (not neat)60.256524.122
employee (not entrepreneur)60.253733.213
jock (not nerd)60.164219.916
conspiracist (not sheeple)60.1105619.426
independent (not codependent)60.1108328.810
thrifty (not extravagant)60.173831.918
skeptical (not spiritual)60.0124629.710
bossy (not meek)60.0123124.511
spicy (not mild)60.0103224.723
arcane (not mainstream)60.083633.07
moderate (not extreme)60.046025.212
high IQ (not low IQ)60.0155920.811
lost (not enlightened)59.976324.222
rough (not smooth)59.869727.310
rhythmic (not stuttering)59.8130527.413
gregarious (not private)59.752129.19
insightful (not generic)59.6124125.07
social chameleon (not strong identity)59.620035.55
confident (not insecure)59.5120227.410
realist (not idealist)59.477827.313
awkward (not suspicious)59.247424.212
bright (not depressed)59.272129.413
hugs (not handshakes)59.261829.28
charming (not awkward)59.1107624.333
fortunate (not unlucky)59.158229.010
orange (not purple)59.163931.217
utilitarian (not decorative)59.1105220.47
👻 (not 🤖)58.978222.313
indiscreet (not tactful)58.841230.88
📉 (not 📈)58.829429.620
pronatalist (not child free)58.745024.612
activist (not nonpartisan)58.7107914.46
sarcastic (not genuine)58.674627.420
thick-skinned (not sensitive)58.683830.717
unorthodox (not traditional)58.694224.514
💝 (not 💔)58.681631.522
knowledgeable (not ignorant)58.6133323.637
monastic (not hedonist)58.545919.515
enchanting (not disturbing)58.5107323.411
🎃 (not 💀)58.467926.619
resistant (not resigned)58.3144427.817
likes change (not resists change)58.234716.05
happy (not sad)58.152624.18
joyful (not miserable)58.060631.412
supportive (not catty)58.0110524.315
cursed (not blessed)58.0116020.118
factual (not poetic)57.995234.113
moody (not stable)57.8118326.733
oppressed (not privileged)57.753026.89
progressive (not old-fashioned)57.792428.27
humble (not arrogant)57.573220.826
ironic (not profound)57.574927.626
emancipated (not enslaved)57.4129826.421
dorky (not cool)57.472024.819
exhibitionist (not bashful)57.4106831.810
warm (not quarrelsome)57.374724.98
soft (not hard)57.373719.210
wholesome (not salacious)57.2101629.610
paranoid (not naive)57.2104724.431
practical (not imaginative)57.1114828.713
complicated (not simple)57.1126821.217
complimentary (not insulting)57.193825.213
interrupting (not attentive)57.176923.424
Hates PDA (not Constant PDA)57.098430.37
earthly (not divine)57.0121630.85
awkward (not comfortable)57.068723.910
epic (not deep)56.873629.225
noble (not jovial)56.8113931.46
worldly (not innocent)56.6132329.511
Italian (not Swedish)56.685534.612
alpha (not beta)56.5117433.912
reactive (not proactive)56.585524.911
unmeddlesome (not prying)56.529831.011
demure (not vain)56.381116.014
good-manners (not bad-manners)56.3122624.710
French (not Russian)56.2110128.18
sincere (not irreverent)56.2131334.513
wired (not tired)56.1113832.28
easy (not uptight)56.161126.87
vanilla (not kinky)56.085827.026
outlaw (not sheriff)56.092624.122
clean (not perverted)56.0127225.820
giving (not receiving)56.0116825.57
gluttonous (not moderate)56.067319.17
direct (not roundabout)55.8135921.76
deviant (not average)55.8115214.69
drop out (not valedictorian)55.860227.214
👨‍🚀 (not 🧙)55.878625.521
apprentice (not master)55.759322.026
childlike (not parental)55.786424.29
tardy (not on-time)55.657526.820
stubborn (not accommodating)55.5148224.831
tautology (not oxymoron)55.536326.914
permanent (not transient)55.498927.39
pensive (not serene)55.4159823.420
plays hard (not works hard)55.354520.69
Roman (not Greek)55.380128.512
low self esteem (not narcissistic)55.364021.727
😬 (not 😏)55.268527.910
Pepsi (not Coke)55.257633.819
princess (not queen)55.264029.219
focused on the present (not focused on the future)55.189218.47
abstract (not concrete)55.169330.620
wooden (not plastic)55.1141728.917
reassuring (not fearmongering)55.1110624.37
forward-thinking (not stuck-in-the-past)55.099221.328
always down (not picky)55.060627.519
plant-neglecter (not green thumb)55.0101819.66
chaste (not lustful)54.973533.07
vulnerable (not armoured)54.861322.919
underachiever (not overachiever)54.833726.78
focused (not absentminded)54.8147120.75
unambitious (not driven)54.713518.59
exaggerating (not factual)54.792627.09
proper (not scandalous)54.691925.517
astonishing (not methodical)54.566523.18
down2earth (not head@clouds)54.5102827.810
innovative (not routine)54.4102122.08
leisurely (not hurried)54.364929.923
charming (not trusting)54.299324.319
hoarder (not unprepared)54.2121125.612
utopian (not dystopian)54.288910.86
sweet (not savory)54.277023.616
coarse (not delicate)54.2119528.46
normal (not weird)54.169127.213
🥰 (not 🙃)54.199528.817
pointed (not random)54.1150327.321
🥵 (not 🥶)54.1106627.122
reader (not writer)54.084825.99
rigid (not flexible)53.9105526.610
touchy-feely (not distant)53.980419.516
artistic (not scientific)53.894826.110
self-assured (not self-conscious)53.8137928.822
hippie (not militaristic)53.773026.96
euphoric (not resentful)53.766614.27
sloppy (not fussy)53.635920.68
orderly (not chaotic)53.5103527.821
disorganized (not self-disciplined)53.554324.38
classical (not avant-garde)53.5109423.910
🐮 (not 🐷)53.5125332.421
hipster (not basic)53.469025.59
believing (not questioning)53.459030.77
rude (not respectful)53.373022.07
dunce (not genius)53.350814.310
generalist (not specialist)53.156830.212
efficient (not overprepared)53.1154917.78
unchallenging (not demanding)53.138923.312
repressed (not forward)53.163016.97
repetitive (not varied)53.0119431.86
soft (not hard)53.087022.631
hypochondriac (not stoic)53.068331.527
grounded (not fantasy-prone)53.0100931.59
leader (not follower)53.0131533.212
liberal (not conservative)52.9129425.417
😭 (not 😀)52.896326.621
pop (not indie)52.859128.625
stereotypical (not boundary breaking)52.876332.75
civilized (not barbaric)52.7140627.310
evolutionist (not creationist)52.7120427.87
sane (not crazy)52.697027.225
self-improving (not self-destructive)52.687433.411
minds-own-business (not snoops)52.644933.27
red (not blue)52.592132.86
moist (not dry)52.496226.113
bear (not wolf)52.474115.55
loose (not tight)52.363526.09
multicolored (not monochrome)52.296234.914
flower child (not goth)52.2129826.621
obsessed (not aloof)52.1151229.512
juvenile (not mature)52.188223.912
💪 (not 🧠)52.160329.323
chronically single (not serial dater)52.1131725.68
obedient (not rebellious)52.074116.36
'left-brained' (not 'right-brained')51.988328.814
metaphorical (not literal)51.860729.217
pain-avoidant (not masochistic)51.898123.416
frenzied (not sleepy)51.8183416.510
lewd (not tasteful)51.763527.314
mischievous (not well behaved)51.7120230.38
straight edge (not junkie)51.7149622.010
😈 (not 😇)51.596827.611
giggling (not chortling)51.466231.817
good-cook (not bad-cook)51.498324.425
smug (not sheepish)51.2152226.89
mad (not glad)51.1119326.29
urban (not rural)51.0150732.29
zany (not regular)51.0119330.718
centrist (not radical)50.192123.825
cynical (not gullible)50.8137223.58
nice (not naughty)50.2104825.46
whimsical (not rational)50.783223.712
night owl (not morning lark)50.7128832.510
subjective (not objective)50.4110525.530
overspender (not penny-pincher)50.492622.818

The lowest rating for any description in the table is 50.0 despite a 1 to 100 scale being used. This is because descriptions that had values lower than the midpoint were reversed. For example, a score of 1/100 for "hot (not cold)" is equivalent to a score of 100/100 for "cold (not hot)". This was done so that all the traits that are most distinctive for a character are at the top of the table.

Similar characters

The similarity between two characters can be calculated by taking the correlation between the lists of their traits. This produces a value from +1 to -1. With +1 implying that every trait one character is high on the other one is high on too, to an equal degree. And, -1 implying that if a character is high on specific trait, the other one is low on it. The 10 most and least similar characters to Donald G. Malarkey based on their crowd-sourced profiles are listed below with the correlation in parenthesis.

Most similar Least similar
  1. John Crichton (0.67)
  2. Parker (0.644)
  3. Marty McFly (0.641)
  4. Fernando Sucre (0.639)
  5. Sokka (0.633)
  6. Javier Esposito (0.632)
  7. Sallah (0.63)
  8. Owen Grady (0.627)
  9. Poe Dameron (0.623)
  10. Rod Williams (0.619)
  1. Cornelius Fudge (-0.408)
  2. Jamie Dutton (-0.369)
  3. Lau (-0.359)
  4. Caleb Prior (-0.355)
  5. General Hux (-0.355)
  6. Peter (-0.354)
  7. Queen Gertrude (-0.349)
  8. Coriolanus Snow (-0.346)
  9. Chuck McGill (-0.338)
  10. Squidward Tentacles (-0.336)

Personality types

Users who took the quiz were asked to self-identify their Myers-Briggs and Enneagram types. We can look at the average match scores of these different groups of users with Donald G. Malarkey to see what personality types people who describe themselves in ways similar to the way Donald G. Malarkey is described identify as.

Myers-Briggs Self-type Average match score with character Number of users
ENFP60.0%10817
ESFP59.5%1202
ENFJ58.6%3842
ESFJ57.7%592
ESTP57.4%765
INFP56.0%23344
ISFP55.8%1998
ENTP55.7%5934
INFJ54.8%12519
ENTJ54.2%2286
ISFJ53.9%1602
ESTJ53.8%547
ISTP53.0%1950
INTP52.0%11992
INTJ50.4%8827
ISTJ50.0%1475

Notes

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