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Judith Harper-Melnick Descriptive Personality Statistics

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Judith Harper-Melnick is a character from Two and Half Men.

This page summarizes crowd sourced ratings of their personality collected from users of the Statistical "Which Character" Personality Quiz. This website has recruited more than 3 million volunteers to rate characters on descriptive adjectives and other properties, which can be aggregated to create profiles that users can be matched to as part of a personality test. For more information about how the ratings were collected and how they are used, see the documentation.

Aggregated ratings for 500 descriptions

The table shows the average rating the character received for each descriptive item on a 1 to 100 scale and what that character's rank for the description is among all 2,000 characters in the database. It also shows the standard deviation of the ratings and how many different individuals submitted a rating for that description.

ItemAverage ratingRankRating standard deviationNumber of raters
questioning (not believing)94.057.45
handshakes (not hugs)91.513613.04
uptight (not easy)89.41116.410
savory (not sweet)88.03811.44
cringing away (not welcoming experience)87.42611.95
opinionated (not neutral)87.229623.137
unfulfilled (not fulfilled)87.07215.06
militaristic (not hippie)86.320912.46
non-gamer (not gamer)86.28021.737
stubborn (not accommodating)85.728114.832
negative (not positive)85.27912.45
annoying (not unannoying)84.71078.16
bossy (not meek)84.634617.3112
demanding (not unchallenging)84.136218.145
picky (not always down)83.67812.524
tense (not relaxed)83.433616.3128
lawyerly (not engineerial)83.2976.66
offended (not chill)83.015212.232
Hates PDA (not Constant PDA)83.01268.34
judgemental (not accepting)82.921518.396
competitive (not cooperative)82.838017.891
side character (not main character)82.817128.219
lion (not zebra)82.732825.54
antagonist (not protagonist)82.59016.426
focused (not absentminded)82.356211.86
cynical (not gullible)82.323119.432
parental (not childlike)81.832318.15
dominant (not submissive)81.748119.6115
prying (not unmeddlesome)81.728736.36
grumpy (not cheery)81.22603.56
naughty (not nice)81.029212.84
resists change (not likes change)80.627810.55
unstable (not stable)80.031630.15
strict (not lenient)79.925620.7115
conventional (not creative)79.611920.384
triggered (not trolling)79.66425.133
anti-prank (not prankster)79.538021.522
serious (not playful)79.439420.6109
pessimistic (not optimistic)79.414918.7103
suspicious (not trusting)79.231119.2116
routine (not innovative)79.216116.75
overthinker (not underthinker)79.243930.38
impatient (not patient)79.136918.8100
cocky (not timid)79.155521.133
studious (not goof-off)78.854823.982
grounded (not fantasy-prone)78.824623.05
secretive (not open-book)78.642221.036
manicured (not scruffy)78.658321.6114
thin (not thick)78.516025.896
frank (not sugarcoated)78.548124.922
scheduled (not spontaneous)78.438520.997
intense (not lighthearted)78.350126.836
rigid (not flexible)78.321521.899
spartan (not glamorous)78.22607.85
direct (not roundabout)78.241022.687
practical (not imaginative)78.131717.8119
basic (not hipster)78.020523.2110
resentful (not euphoric)78.028013.74
wolf (not bear)78.026618.26
mechanical (not natural)77.716812.57
quarrelsome (not warm)77.634720.7109
pretentious (not unassuming)77.428722.586
OCD (not ADHD)77.428724.537
receiving (not giving)77.322222.325
emancipated (not enslaved)77.228522.8113
contrarian (not yes-man)77.223119.734
unfriendly (not friendly)77.217416.96
assertive (not passive)77.259424.5123
bitter (not sweet)77.029220.1115
sheriff (not outlaw)76.930122.7104
feisty (not gracious)76.748420.0119
🙅‍♂️ (not 🙋‍♂️)76.613625.488
hard (not soft)76.336619.4134
stereotypical (not boundary breaking)76.114525.68
skeptical (not spiritual)76.052322.0124
bold (not shy)75.9105318.8109
paranoid (not naive)75.924024.526
entitled (not grateful)75.937121.636
perceptive (not unobservant)75.892223.638
humorless (not funny)75.815022.5106
stick-in-the-mud (not adventurous)75.717827.691
complicated (not simple)75.753023.3106
insulting (not complimentary)75.728520.1115
authoritarian (not democratic)75.428627.894
hard (not soft)75.340823.9104
miserable (not joyful)75.334020.376
dry (not moist)75.314723.752
tiresome (not interesting)75.24322.8114
catty (not supportive)75.126820.122
moody (not stable)75.054720.8107
angry (not good-humored)74.920922.294
mad (not glad)74.836720.065
mellow (not energetic)74.818332.75
neurotypical (not autistic)74.747122.790
hypocritical (not equitable)74.725022.8117
sarcastic (not genuine)74.733324.0108
gendered (not androgynous)74.6101328.096
tight (not loose)74.648528.238
🎨 (not 🏀)74.663921.632
clinical (not heartfelt)74.423925.87
unfrivolous (not goofy)74.356118.04
diligent (not lazy)74.2126819.2104
interrupting (not attentive)74.030830.626
indoorsy (not outdoorsy)74.049632.16
neat (not messy)73.860924.5111
factual (not poetic)73.734919.635
jaded (not innocent)73.763622.030
strong identity (not social chameleon)73.773524.87
alpha (not beta)73.767326.4120
🐩 (not 🐒)73.736328.079
city-slicker (not country-bumpkin)73.668623.486
stingy (not generous)73.626923.729
🥶 (not 🥵)73.613228.024
privileged (not oppressed)73.564424.936
sassy (not chill)73.569231.96
deliberate (not spontaneous)73.458325.988
guarded (not open)73.480421.8113
comfortable (not awkward)73.337822.14
worldly (not innocent)73.270619.1107
selfish (not altruistic)73.238621.3108
real (not philosophical)73.135424.2102
pensive (not serene)73.141820.126
arrogant (not humble)73.053718.496
frenzied (not sleepy)72.969524.137
coordinated (not clumsy)72.977825.399
off-key (not musical)72.723219.531
fast-talking (not slow-talking)72.748222.341
insomniac (not slumbering)72.764220.97
👨‍⚕️ (not 👨‍🔧)72.736621.668
bored (not interested)72.65021.932
flat (not bubbly)72.637231.95
conformist (not maverick)72.412633.47
on-time (not tardy)72.475624.326
harsh (not gentle)72.446323.445
close-minded (not open-minded)72.323124.9100
boy/girl-next-door (not celebrity)72.361722.427
fearful (not hopeful)72.314525.99
washed (not muddy)72.252927.735
hygienic (not gross)72.2107235.26
realistic (not fantastical)72.245927.624
fearmongering (not reassuring)72.131228.129
smug (not sheepish)72.176621.723
🧐 (not 😎)72.128325.579
🥴 (not 🥳)71.927424.673
manic (not mild)71.862826.35
repetitive (not varied)71.624322.299
badass (not weakass)71.697126.027
anxious (not calm)71.550523.1102
tattle-tale (not f***-the-police)71.521125.725
haunted (not blissful)71.371025.940
hurried (not leisurely)71.230823.488
dramatic (not comedic)71.273226.033
💔 (not 💝)71.230627.2152
🚴 (not 🏋️‍♂️)71.275526.085
consumer (not creator)70.925331.626
disturbing (not enchanting)70.930426.57
vengeful (not forgiving)70.851724.597
self-disciplined (not disorganized)70.696727.5105
feminine (not masculine)70.553426.2116
cringeworthy (not inspiring)70.528722.8111
🤑 (not 🤠)70.434525.377
cold (not warm)70.241122.997
😈 (not 😇)70.246423.196
straight (not queer)70.196028.490
beautiful (not ugly)70.1119920.5116
rational (not whimsical)70.057627.498
urban (not rural)70.075929.6125
suspicious (not awkward)69.965023.8109
serious (not bold)69.928929.1120
cunning (not honorable)69.839623.3139
master (not apprentice)69.881423.798
straight edge (not junkie)69.891428.26
alert (not oblivious)69.781627.482
small-vocabulary (not big-vocabulary)69.721731.76
decisive (not hesitant)69.682127.598
competent (not incompetent)69.5118223.393
driven (not unambitious)69.5141024.0109
monochrome (not multicolored)69.536926.4103
😭 (not 😀)69.528421.869
hard-work (not natural-talent)69.554325.139
concrete (not abstract)69.444325.780
coarse (not delicate)69.463225.045
gloomy (not sunny)69.358924.832
armoured (not vulnerable)69.268726.193
morning lark (not night owl)69.224825.5118
sexual (not asexual)69.181427.533
🙃 (not 🥰)69.036728.3111
demonic (not angelic)68.641923.286
resistant (not resigned)68.682725.2109
rough (not smooth)68.542524.2102
salacious (not wholesome)68.542926.476
kangaroo (not dolphin)68.527618.76
ivory-tower (not blue-collar)68.443725.484
snoops (not minds-own-business)68.497729.65
highbrow (not lowbrow)68.356023.091
individualist (not communal)68.361828.5102
punchable (not loveable)68.334330.230
corporate (not freelance)68.338128.225
unfaithful (not devoted)68.311725.028
resourceful (not helpless)68.2127625.9102
👟 (not 🥾)68.242831.176
rock (not rap)68.2118025.633
biased (not impartial)68.171725.8105
poisonous (not nurturing)68.143123.491
😬 (not 😏)68.128327.893
precise (not vague)68.175726.992
domestic (not industrial)68.029325.684
English (not German)67.9121726.529
mundane (not extraordinary)67.816626.8112
formal (not intimate)67.749027.1112
rude (not respectful)67.640121.8105
realist (not idealist)67.645627.9110
bad-cook (not good-cook)67.640523.124
cursed (not blessed)67.678237.85
loud (not quiet)67.567926.1108
🐴 (not 🦄)67.559628.787
psychopath (not empath)67.441126.327
preppy (not punk rock)67.374728.036
businesslike (not chivalrous)67.349231.126
money-focused (not love-focused)67.335927.031
distant (not touchy-feely)67.362131.232
villainous (not heroic)67.230121.6103
uncreative (not open to new experinces)67.218527.2112
valedictorian (not drop out)67.295028.575
high IQ (not low IQ)67.0135520.5100
independent (not codependent)67.085928.0111
feminist (not sexist)67.0100726.1103
moderate (not gluttonous)67.073024.34
workaholic (not slacker)66.9124826.291
💩 (not 🌟)66.823429.393
irrelevant (not important)66.77126.7134
straightforward (not cryptic)66.678829.6107
ferocious (not pacifist)66.579526.0105
soulless (not soulful)66.527425.8120
pointed (not random)66.5108227.928
serial dater (not chronically single)66.431934.05
fast (not slow)66.497625.082
sad (not happy)66.373925.982
mature (not juvenile)66.372327.2113
traitorous (not loyal)66.224526.181
fussy (not sloppy)66.2103934.55
fire (not water)66.181637.324
literal (not metaphorical)66.159827.1101
gossiping (not confidential)66.037928.7121
consistent (not variable)66.065225.930
problematic (not woke)66.056927.74
captain (not first-mate)65.971132.1111
persistent (not quitter)65.8175729.674
leader (not follower)65.899623.46
private (not gregarious)65.782225.288
bookish (not sporty)65.795923.982
uninspiring (not charismatic)65.711327.696
vegan (not cannibal)65.760227.324
dispassionate (not romantic)65.724829.646
overachiever (not underachiever)65.7123431.526
predictable (not quirky)65.735929.427
self-assured (not self-conscious)65.688528.3126
civilized (not barbaric)65.4101027.7101
🧙 (not 👨‍🚀)65.452227.1106
French (not Russian)65.260229.024
Italian (not Swedish)65.250630.530
machiavellian (not transparent)65.253833.325
debased (not pure)65.156020.7103
mainstream (not arcane)64.927725.393
methodical (not astonishing)64.874025.879
dystopian (not utopian)64.754325.536
traditional (not unorthodox)64.647727.990
flawed (not perfect)64.6103123.59
jealous (not compersive)64.555127.685
analytical (not intuitive)64.558830.54
fighter (not lover)64.461625.826
human (not animalistic)64.4116129.4114
active (not slothful)64.4143022.993
crazy (not sane)64.264325.881
🤺 (not 🏌)64.1110730.277
winter (not summer)64.159734.823
orderly (not chaotic)64.075830.794
two-faced (not one-faced)64.043429.934
literary (not mathematical)63.975229.868
shallow (not deep)63.932025.7106
sturdy (not flimsy)63.9103630.530
👩‍🔬 (not 👩‍🎤)63.857527.493
🐀 (not 🐘)63.844631.9129
exaggerating (not factual)63.867026.234
mad-scientist (not lumberjack)63.879911.35
🧠 (not 💪)63.7111327.2104
unambiguous (not mysterious)63.664525.577
healthy (not sickly)63.5114127.1120
cliché (not original)63.544731.744
pronatalist (not child free)63.432526.298
world traveler (not homebody)63.476028.15
trash (not treasure)63.323224.997
cruel (not kind)63.236523.8112
classical (not avant-garde)63.270926.383
exuberant (not subdued)63.275730.237
ironic (not profound)63.248924.936
Pepsi (not Coke)63.218931.029
outgoing (not withdrawn)63.280929.34
sorrowful (not cheery)63.187122.588
claustrophobic (not spelunker)63.126836.725
entrepreneur (not employee)63.195134.622
charmer (not buffoon)63.0111224.36
🤐 (not 😜)62.968231.978
rich (not poor)62.789222.9110
hoarder (not unprepared)62.778624.191
fake (not real)62.728820.27
goal-oriented (not experience-oriented)62.780432.327
🤔 (not 🤫)62.565928.581
earthly (not divine)62.598322.68
obsessed (not aloof)62.391526.779
traumatized (not flourishing)62.3100025.336
everyman (not chosen one)62.251429.525
twitchy (not still)62.188529.438
things-person (not people-person)62.060431.623
chortling (not giggling)61.990627.025
go-getter (not slugabed)61.8154527.772
resolute (not wavering)61.7112529.091
lifeless (not spirited)61.617626.65
intellectual (not physical)61.4107925.884
apathetic (not curious)61.419928.994
low-tech (not high-tech)61.469325.494
whippersnapper (not sage)61.455229.435
stuck-in-the-past (not forward-thinking)61.350429.225
unenthusiastic about food (not foodie)61.345730.441
vain (not demure)61.074526.185
luddite (not technophile)60.959024.886
modern (not historical)60.883522.784
sheltered (not street-smart)60.849327.293
thick-skinned (not sensitive)60.776530.891
doer (not thinker)60.7101627.937
depressed (not bright)60.662925.296
clean (not perverted)60.6114125.424
cautious (not impulsive)60.575132.2111
spicy (not mild)60.5101630.0111
unstirring (not quivering)60.5111331.06
refined (not rugged)60.491529.689
unfixable (not fixable)60.445430.139
emotional (not unemotional)60.4124832.225
hunter (not gatherer)60.190233.330
confident (not insecure)60.0118828.6132
purple (not orange)60.061330.992
bourgeoisie (not proletariat)60.069428.485
🤖 (not 👻)60.060433.367
mighty (not puny)59.9123125.388
rebellious (not obedient)59.9107731.294
🎩 (not 🧢)59.885329.778
metrosexual (not macho)59.896827.433
narcissistic (not low self esteem)59.692830.340
self-destructive (not self-improving)59.580131.526
thinker (not feeler)59.567328.36
politically correct (not edgy)59.461829.099
fresh (not stinky)59.3123331.1121
scholarly (not crafty)59.056528.496
can't-fix-anything (not handy)59.048125.910
high standards (not desperate)58.9101332.637
bad boy (not white knight)58.965228.727
rejected (not popular)58.977730.27
political (not nonpolitical)58.590729.0100
extreme (not moderate)58.5112328.2116
down2earth (not head@clouds)58.490432.4111
eloquent (not unpolished)58.4109228.293
realistic (not ambitious)58.452734.024
plant-neglecter (not green thumb)58.488936.827
libertarian (not socialist)58.369826.185
👽 (not 🤡)58.383329.979
motivated (not unmotivated)58.3179132.125
attractive (not repulsive)58.2144227.4102
dorky (not cool)58.270027.692
western (not eastern)58.2122831.393
presidential (not folksy)58.291030.032
family-first (not work-first)58.189128.795
capitalist (not communist)58.096725.58
lavish (not frugal)57.969726.395
🛌 (not 🧗)57.849229.3105
progressive (not old-fashioned)57.892227.723
💃 (not 🧕)57.7115730.3117
radical (not centrist)57.786230.120
careful (not brave)57.647227.4114
builder (not explorer)57.674128.297
common sense (not analysis)57.649227.530
playful (not shy)57.5129824.1100
egalitarian (not racist)57.4166626.264
linear (not circular)57.470328.128
tasteful (not lewd)57.3121324.799
wired (not tired)57.3109332.76
ranged (not melee)57.283029.834
modest (not flamboyant)57.196428.1100
empirical (not theoretical)57.183330.794
knowledgeable (not ignorant)57.0138529.640
accurate (not off target)57.0131117.74
objective (not subjective)56.961830.789
💀 (not 🎃)56.889531.426
queen (not princess)56.8112234.127
pointless (not meaningful)56.827130.245
deranged (not reasonable)56.769429.284
pack rat (not minimalist)56.764327.254
reactive (not proactive)56.784530.723
statist (not anarchist)56.688230.677
charming (not trusting)56.590024.1105
bad-manners (not good-manners)56.561430.623
focused on the future (not focused on the present)56.465729.4124
exhibitionist (not bashful)56.4112828.232
flower child (not goth)56.4116628.227
extrovert (not introvert)56.3103128.187
🐮 (not 🐷)56.3107132.1110
wise (not foolish)56.2105425.481
generic (not insightful)56.240229.443
creationist (not evolutionist)56.252929.25
hedonist (not monastic)56.191529.055
freak (not normie)56.198632.236
well behaved (not mischievous)56.075229.0100
sober (not indulgent)55.880030.594
scientific (not artistic)55.794828.976
kinky (not vanilla)55.489231.8104
tame (not wild)55.470128.8111
generalist (not specialist)55.346726.484
long-winded (not concise)55.373434.619
all-seeing (not blind)55.3102518.16
reclusive (not social)55.279228.1110
patriotic (not unpatriotic)55.1138528.776
existentialist (not nihilist)55.0123027.483
oxymoron (not tautology)54.6106432.016
tactful (not indiscreet)54.5127128.470
dramatic (not no-nonsense)54.4101633.4100
expressive (not stoic)54.1115030.592
emotional (not logical)54.1105731.5104
official (not backdoor)54.179933.287
proper (not scandalous)54.193429.596
regular (not zany)54.076530.571
normal (not weird)53.970228.8103
lustful (not chaste)53.9107626.6101
rustic (not cultured)53.966226.220
writer (not reader)53.891320.15
love shy (not cassanova)53.893530.15
sincere (not irreverent)53.8140229.35
old (not young)53.674920.9124
😊 (not 🤣)53.6125329.182
often crying (not never cries)53.580131.922
remote (not involved)53.433830.879
awkward (not charming)53.368027.3126
rhythmic (not stuttering)53.2153633.326
genius (not dunce)53.1146823.1109
works hard (not plays hard)53.1138031.386
reasoned (not instinctual)53.177831.567
monotone (not expressive)53.168730.927
ludicrous (not sensible)53.075931.5107
permanent (not transient)53.0111728.991
disarming (not creepy)53.0148831.0107
air (not earth)53.053233.824
seemly (not inappropriate)53.0122227.25
🦇 (not 🐿)52.980733.673
utilitarian (not decorative)52.8130731.098
Greek (not Roman)52.875226.926
proud (not apologetic)52.8165233.85
genocidal (not not genocidal)52.752232.427
average (not deviant)52.669929.398
eager (not reluctant)52.6138328.55
introspective (not not introspective)52.5143531.090
conservative (not liberal)52.566631.370
tailor (not blacksmith)52.5126736.024
trendy (not vintage)52.551027.830
pro (not noob)52.4155428.569
overspender (not penny-pincher)52.485330.8111
chatty (not reserved)52.3100431.0107
cat person (not dog person)52.399934.826
red (not blue)52.393435.442
cosmopolitan (not provincial)52.2107130.594
'left-brained' (not 'right-brained')52.284628.166
believable (not poorly-written)52.2197329.133
reliable (not experimental)52.2111029.233
forward (not repressed)52.2129930.44
short (not tall)52.182822.0153
stylish (not slovenly)52.1133128.096
cheesy (not chic)52.1107032.131
prudish (not flirtatious)52.188831.528
masochistic (not pain-avoidant)52.099331.529
prestigious (not disreputable)51.9133429.281
overprepared (not efficient)51.941033.538
unlucky (not fortunate)51.8112626.4101
nonconformist (not social climber)51.8120818.85
📈 (not 📉)51.7150530.386
hypochondriac (not stoic)51.675531.329
devout (not heathen)51.5114030.872
opinionated (not jealous)51.5167538.431
theist (not atheist)51.378729.276
🐐 (not 🦒)51.2150332.2122
deep (not epic)51.1102326.234
sheeple (not conspiracist)51.056429.177
jovial (not noble)51.074226.320
nonpartisan (not activist)51.069131.56
scrub (not legit)50.147630.5101
enlightened (not lost)50.197526.938
jock (not nerd)50.787829.999
outsider (not insider)50.3116131.5105
geriatric (not vibrant)50.359726.626
prideful (not envious)50.3177330.851
thrifty (not extravagant)50.3112431.533
wooden (not plastic)50.7160131.326
pop (not indie)50.369232.228
physicist (not photographer)50.695735.624

The lowest rating for any description in the table is 50.0 despite a 1 to 100 scale being used. This is because descriptions that had values lower than the midpoint were reversed. For example, a score of 1/100 for "hot (not cold)" is equivalent to a score of 100/100 for "cold (not hot)". This was done so that all the traits that are most distinctive for a character are at the top of the table.

Similar characters

The similarity between two characters can be calculated by taking the correlation between the lists of their traits. This produces a value from +1 to -1. With +1 implying that every trait one character is high on the other one is high on too, to an equal degree. And, -1 implying that if a character is high on specific trait, the other one is low on it. The 10 most and least similar characters to Judith Harper-Melnick based on their crowd-sourced profiles are listed below with the correlation in parenthesis.

Most similar Least similar
  1. Uma Heller (0.797)
  2. Jan Levinson (0.793)
  3. Angela Martin (0.786)
  4. Cynthia Fuller (0.785)
  5. Lady Catherine de Bourgh (0.782)
  6. Skyler White (0.763)
  7. Chef Skinner (0.754)
  8. Nurse Mildred Ratched (0.754)
  9. Eleanor Sung-Young (0.746)
  10. Paris Geller (0.738)
  1. Pumbaa (-0.609)
  2. Chien-Po (-0.588)
  3. Little John (-0.578)
  4. Spike (-0.561)
  5. Rubeus Hagrid (-0.559)
  6. Hugo 'Hurley' Reyes (-0.554)
  7. Olaf (-0.553)
  8. Patrick Star (-0.542)
  9. Phil Dunphy (-0.534)
  10. Neil Fak (-0.533)

Personality types

Users who took the quiz were asked to self-identify their Myers-Briggs and Enneagram types. We can look at the average match scores of these different groups of users with Judith Harper-Melnick to see what personality types people who describe themselves in ways similar to the way Judith Harper-Melnick is described identify as.

Myers-Briggs Self-type Average match score with character Number of users
ESTJ56.4%547
ISTJ56.2%1475
INTJ55.0%8827
ENTJ54.9%2286
ISTP49.9%1950
ESTP49.6%765
ENTP48.9%5934
INTP48.3%11992
ESFJ45.4%592
ISFJ45.3%1602
INFJ44.0%12519
ENFJ43.9%3842
ESFP41.4%1202
ISFP41.3%1998
INFP38.9%23344
ENFP38.6%10817

Notes

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