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Jake Harper Descriptive Personality Statistics

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Jake Harper is a character from Two and Half Men.

This page summarizes crowd sourced ratings of their personality collected from users of the Statistical "Which Character" Personality Quiz. This website has recruited more than 3 million volunteers to rate characters on descriptive adjectives and other properties, which can be aggregated to create profiles that users can be matched to as part of a personality test. For more information about how the ratings were collected and how they are used, see the documentation.

Aggregated ratings for 500 descriptions

The table shows the average rating the character received for each descriptive item on a 1 to 100 scale and what that character's rank for the description is among all 2,000 characters in the database. It also shows the standard deviation of the ratings and how many different individuals submitted a rating for that description.

ItemAverage ratingRankRating standard deviationNumber of raters
goof-off (not studious)92.21911.8120
slacker (not workaholic)92.01013.0145
jovial (not noble)91.5111.36
absentminded (not focused)91.51011.313
small-vocabulary (not big-vocabulary)90.91410.67
young (not old)89.56415.4121
disorganized (not self-disciplined)89.12417.2128
🛌 (not 🧗)89.11616.6168
messy (not neat)88.84113.6129
childlike (not parental)88.210518.76
tardy (not on-time)87.93214.244
lazy (not diligent)87.5715.1126
ADHD (not OCD)87.54513.337
lenient (not strict)87.33415.7136
gamer (not non-gamer)87.02815.942
loose (not tight)86.92113.845
summer (not winter)86.97919.639
prankster (not anti-prank)86.61208.77
slothful (not active)86.51216.1155
unpolished (not eloquent)86.53118.5118
clumsy (not coordinated)86.04914.7136
relaxed (not tense)85.12518.9110
boy/girl-next-door (not celebrity)84.914519.432
🐒 (not 🐩)84.73717.488
hopeful (not fearful)84.51129.76
plays hard (not works hard)84.46016.1132
drop out (not valedictorian)84.47419.298
unmotivated (not motivated)84.4821.440
foolish (not wise)84.25418.6165
leisurely (not hurried)84.13023.4130
lighthearted (not intense)84.12316.447
gross (not hygienic)84.04313.18
rejected (not popular)83.813015.26
things-person (not people-person)83.71148.27
friendly (not unfriendly)83.637613.77
oblivious (not alert)83.65921.3103
slugabed (not go-getter)83.5621.192
random (not pointed)83.45023.834
bored (not interested)83.2522.440
progressive (not old-fashioned)83.21169.56
chaotic (not orderly)82.720820.6138
underachiever (not overachiever)82.72718.733
gluttonous (not moderate)82.79215.26
modern (not historical)82.610214.5126
spontaneous (not scheduled)82.620721.0139
👨‍🔧 (not 👨‍⚕️)82.616521.4112
chill (not offended)82.44721.541
incompetent (not competent)82.23420.2124
freelance (not corporate)82.227322.938
plant-neglecter (not green thumb)82.217123.254
juvenile (not mature)82.213523.3143
apprentice (not master)82.05622.8132
nonpolitical (not political)81.92421.4118
slow (not fast)81.91817.3119
natural (not mechanical)81.910617.07
scruffy (not manicured)81.916019.598
unambitious (not driven)81.6921.2117
dunce (not genius)81.44320.6164
impulsive (not cautious)81.326022.9129
one-faced (not two-faced)81.331125.539
easy (not uptight)81.311125.89
homebody (not world traveler)81.214424.66
sleepy (not frenzied)81.1619.044
can't-fix-anything (not handy)81.19318.556
folksy (not presidential)81.08717.442
interrupting (not attentive)81.015622.744
lost (not enlightened)80.89119.155
good-humored (not angry)80.823017.0140
playful (not serious)80.717622.7120
dog person (not cat person)80.514019.126
real (not fake)80.453511.38
👩‍🎤 (not 👩‍🔬)80.321721.2127
receiving (not giving)80.316721.739
unprepared (not hoarder)80.22321.4105
sloppy (not fussy)80.23220.755
slovenly (not stylish)80.17520.8129
low IQ (not high IQ)80.13321.1135
first-mate (not captain)80.023219.5120
cheesy (not chic)79.814324.346
instinctual (not reasoned)79.719922.6116
consumer (not creator)79.79427.67
rustic (not cultured)79.46724.939
mischievous (not well behaved)79.346521.4117
simple (not complicated)79.33224.4149
naive (not paranoid)79.25622.934
stinky (not fresh)79.17821.0125
whimsical (not rational)79.115822.9108
night owl (not morning lark)79.132117.2127
😎 (not 🧐)79.025824.9108
unobservant (not perceptive)79.03320.034
generic (not insightful)79.0389.86
gentle (not harsh)78.926515.67
muddy (not washed)78.49118.435
ignorant (not knowledgeable)78.27923.846
head@clouds (not down2earth)78.119627.7149
hippie (not militaristic)77.816916.86
comedic (not dramatic)77.67524.832
reactive (not proactive)77.66222.029
disreputable (not prestigious)77.211120.6123
experimental (not reliable)77.221325.929
funny (not humorless)77.137224.7149
🧢 (not 🎩)77.126029.9112
cannibal (not vegan)77.123322.737
🐿 (not 🦇)77.027223.084
spartan (not glamorous)77.030418.06
desperate (not high standards)76.911924.043
vague (not precise)76.73524.7122
epic (not deep)76.68423.041
buffoon (not charmer)76.511424.254
aloof (not obsessed)76.2823.7131
outlaw (not sheriff)76.240117.8133
gullible (not cynical)76.213128.036
slow-talking (not fast-talking)76.17823.834
coarse (not delicate)76.041725.06
privileged (not oppressed)75.954020.941
rugged (not refined)75.828022.2127
imaginative (not practical)75.719825.7125
foodie (not unenthusiastic about food)75.630825.68
soft (not hard)75.625621.0136
underthinker (not overthinker)75.68633.09
whippersnapper (not sage)75.59926.529
beta (not alpha)75.422823.0127
f***-the-police (not tattle-tale)75.458425.848
perverted (not clean)75.420222.450
👟 (not 🥾)75.220828.0107
lover (not fighter)75.128018.736
flawed (not perfect)75.155226.07
cringeworthy (not inspiring)75.120924.5113
🐷 (not 🐮)74.99924.6152
weird (not normal)74.843820.5134
feeler (not thinker)74.840824.39
photographer (not physicist)74.736521.76
spontaneous (not deliberate)74.623626.4136
punk rock (not preppy)74.632621.349
intuitive (not analytical)74.629221.127
awkward (not suspicious)74.516424.5148
twitchy (not still)74.438726.539
goofy (not unfrivolous)74.432429.29
unorthodox (not traditional)74.345825.3139
princess (not queen)74.212526.732
flexible (not rigid)74.115524.0116
indoorsy (not outdoorsy)74.149426.710
catty (not supportive)73.829523.06
meek (not bossy)73.815723.0122
backdoor (not official)73.831823.5103
quitter (not persistent)73.7124.9100
overspender (not penny-pincher)73.524725.0152
off target (not accurate)73.513321.610
experience-oriented (not goal-oriented)73.514625.949
awkward (not charming)73.419824.8133
lowbrow (not highbrow)73.48226.489
open (not guarded)73.312223.497
unassuming (not pretentious)73.313629.299
indiscreet (not tactful)73.110229.697
mellow (not energetic)73.121626.57
earthly (not divine)72.845022.527
🤣 (not 😊)72.420530.9111
heathen (not devout)72.320319.9121
passive (not assertive)72.311424.9136
crafty (not scholarly)72.251222.5133
bad-cook (not good-cook)72.226332.238
opinionated (not jealous)72.272024.433
🤺 (not 🏌)72.273526.996
😜 (not 🤐)72.140726.0103
oxymoron (not tautology)72.15227.329
focused on the present (not focused on the future)72.019229.7162
rebellious (not obedient)71.972325.8124
artistic (not scientific)71.840220.9104
urban (not rural)71.868026.5132
English (not German)71.893727.937
gatherer (not hunter)71.835625.436
submissive (not dominant)71.524623.1119
edgy (not politically correct)71.550521.6123
trolling (not triggered)71.512624.741
soft (not hard)71.436723.6110
barbaric (not civilized)71.221024.8112
monotone (not expressive)71.118026.829
thick (not thin)71.128222.6119
gendered (not androgynous)71.0122328.9123
impatient (not patient)71.064126.6142
exaggerating (not factual)71.048026.238
never cries (not often crying)71.056926.825
Constant PDA (not Hates PDA)71.022624.56
physical (not intellectual)70.928326.9138
fantastical (not realistic)70.934426.536
bold (not serious)70.649323.0135
😀 (not 😭)70.632328.6104
puny (not mighty)70.512924.2108
chivalrous (not businesslike)70.532424.234
generalist (not specialist)70.44227.8105
anarchist (not statist)70.136426.9131
codependent (not independent)70.026329.6109
distant (not touchy-feely)70.051924.338
unambiguous (not mysterious)69.940527.0121
apologetic (not proud)69.610432.68
noob (not pro)69.512728.4105
shallow (not deep)69.522726.7115
🐐 (not 🦒)69.537029.1130
skeptical (not spiritual)69.385826.6137
child free (not pronatalist)69.358225.583
unchallenging (not demanding)69.311429.533
straight (not queer)69.299728.3123
open-minded (not close-minded)69.156927.8134
💪 (not 🧠)69.126227.0107
frank (not sugarcoated)69.195928.029
technophile (not luddite)69.131528.8109
nonpartisan (not activist)69.018525.931
ludicrous (not sensible)68.933328.4103
lewd (not tasteful)68.823525.696
scandalous (not proper)68.856725.1128
intimate (not formal)68.840626.8145
tired (not wired)68.715325.934
follower (not leader)68.735029.06
straightforward (not cryptic)68.568428.3124
resists change (not likes change)68.479026.47
explorer (not builder)68.448724.6110
wavering (not resolute)68.38525.892
open-book (not secretive)68.325830.044
orange (not purple)68.228029.0110
entitled (not grateful)68.256025.241
doer (not thinker)68.267531.537
egalitarian (not racist)68.1137322.587
kind (not cruel)68.0106423.0125
flimsy (not sturdy)67.920226.437
family-first (not work-first)67.958522.1107
self-destructive (not self-improving)67.952627.049
🏀 (not 🎨)67.845230.731
slumbering (not insomniac)67.810236.76
pointless (not meaningful)67.812425.635
social chameleon (not strong identity)67.78532.86
rude (not respectful)67.640122.5137
abstract (not concrete)67.629530.397
efficient (not overprepared)67.662427.936
circular (not linear)67.620831.444
mad-scientist (not lumberjack)67.567624.88
democratic (not authoritarian)67.450926.499
traumatized (not flourishing)67.378423.943
liberal (not conservative)67.269727.782
ironic (not profound)67.132326.640
nonconformist (not social climber)67.160729.332
indulgent (not sober)67.060726.7118
dorky (not cool)67.046127.879
deranged (not reasonable)67.043526.896
sweet (not savory)67.040433.57
unfulfilled (not fulfilled)66.976129.18
🎃 (not 💀)66.938930.635
remote (not involved)66.88527.9128
🤔 (not 🤫)66.840936.1105
compersive (not jealous)66.742525.0104
sarcastic (not genuine)66.753230.9143
inappropriate (not seemly)66.647520.77
playful (not shy)66.598627.6128
bad-manners (not good-manners)66.538826.927
zebra (not lion)66.442333.78
💃 (not 🧕)66.385029.3138
calm (not anxious)66.036029.3125
western (not eastern)65.966332.7124
cunning (not honorable)65.847825.2148
domestic (not industrial)65.736128.8108
😈 (not 😇)65.658426.7129
not genocidal (not genocidal)65.6113832.625
hedonist (not monastic)65.547231.070
chronically single (not serial dater)65.587032.724
real (not philosophical)65.475428.4149
masculine (not feminine)65.495920.7127
🤡 (not 👽)65.331733.594
fearmongering (not reassuring)65.345930.935
indie (not pop)65.280333.050
astonishing (not methodical)65.134228.3104
atheist (not theist)65.172026.2101
weakass (not badass)65.123025.030
sexist (not feminist)65.036827.6120
pack rat (not minimalist)64.935929.086
pacifist (not ferocious)64.740127.1134
emotional (not logical)64.768826.5113
avant-garde (not classical)64.737628.7100
insulting (not complimentary)64.754926.3103
wooden (not plastic)64.593928.132
employee (not entrepreneur)64.442535.39
chatty (not reserved)64.469728.2127
gregarious (not private)64.340526.9119
bear (not wolf)64.240025.940
not introspective (not introspective)64.122231.7148
prying (not unmeddlesome)64.0110833.06
warm (not cold)63.777726.8145
🙃 (not 🥰)63.651931.6153
dispassionate (not romantic)63.628130.139
helpless (not resourceful)63.513726.6109
lawyerly (not engineerial)63.572728.76
spelunker (not claustrophobic)63.471431.241
everyman (not chosen one)63.347031.541
dystopian (not utopian)63.159930.525
🧙 (not 👨‍🚀)62.862030.6117
off-key (not musical)62.862230.840
unstable (not stable)62.884326.89
lifeless (not spirited)62.716339.77
variable (not consistent)62.635432.534
long-winded (not concise)62.642629.427
outsider (not insider)62.562828.3127
lustful (not chaste)62.375927.2115
literal (not metaphorical)62.381433.4129
chill (not sassy)62.324129.36
giggling (not chortling)62.233533.131
scrub (not legit)62.021231.1135
cringing away (not welcoming experience)62.050430.66
literary (not mathematical)61.985825.1104
sexual (not asexual)61.9107929.640
💩 (not 🌟)61.730032.296
creationist (not evolutionist)61.733628.123
accepting (not judgemental)61.664630.0131
sweet (not bitter)61.474226.4128
selfish (not altruistic)61.364226.7145
📉 (not 📈)61.322134.693
melee (not ranged)61.331625.828
flirtatious (not prudish)61.380831.825
creative (not conventional)61.279731.6133
junkie (not straight edge)61.239326.128
repulsive (not attractive)61.129723.4146
empirical (not theoretical)61.156528.8133
individualist (not communal)61.190432.0120
gossiping (not confidential)61.046429.6123
idealist (not realist)61.062832.9137
original (not cliché)61.077830.16
capitalist (not communist)61.085333.57
transparent (not machiavellian)60.964533.033
vanilla (not kinky)60.770629.392
mundane (not extraordinary)60.729729.6121
feisty (not gracious)60.7114826.6114
crazy (not sane)60.775325.1106
blue-collar (not ivory-tower)60.676030.093
repetitive (not varied)60.675129.5138
mild (not manic)60.647427.88
bold (not shy)60.5155527.6147
autistic (not neurotypical)60.420524.4125
common sense (not analysis)60.435833.529
innocent (not worldly)60.336229.8138
forgiving (not vengeful)60.380128.6120
moody (not stable)60.3109530.2126
uninspiring (not charismatic)60.318531.5119
🐀 (not 🐘)60.359031.5108
neutral (not opinionated)60.39633.145
disarming (not creepy)60.2125825.8114
wild (not tame)60.1100629.3158
withdrawn (not outgoing)60.059028.056
subjective (not objective)59.754731.1120
forward-thinking (not stuck-in-the-past)59.779330.333
🚴 (not 🏋️‍♂️)59.6125627.789
disturbing (not enchanting)59.654119.38
nerd (not jock)59.599833.0165
hesitant (not decisive)59.534931.5131
centrist (not radical)59.547133.333
smug (not sheepish)59.4126031.27
blind (not all-seeing)59.458737.27
curious (not apathetic)59.3126831.4108
depressed (not bright)59.367925.5113
glad (not mad)59.360627.287
stuttering (not rhythmic)59.331728.038
natural-talent (not hard-work)59.338729.832
rough (not smooth)59.072927.2128
cheery (not sorrowful)58.959728.6123
mild (not spicy)58.851731.3143
sporty (not bookish)58.763426.1103
awkward (not comfortable)58.764029.36
thick-skinned (not sensitive)58.683828.5120
fantasy-prone (not grounded)58.580631.86
wholesome (not salacious)58.498829.9103
metrosexual (not macho)58.4102924.825
stubborn (not accommodating)58.4139234.346
irreverent (not sincere)58.444829.528
thrifty (not extravagant)58.282831.137
vulnerable (not armoured)58.151228.4125
white knight (not bad boy)58.1103024.134
Swedish (not Italian)58.066331.731
loud (not quiet)57.991829.8145
zany (not regular)57.995830.097
cocky (not timid)57.8135632.731
love shy (not cassanova)57.879628.66
basic (not hipster)57.7101430.6123
water (not fire)57.758732.637
mainstream (not arcane)57.654529.997
problematic (not woke)57.682732.17
annoying (not unannoying)57.681930.78
blessed (not cursed)57.649936.18
open to new experinces (not uncreative)57.5138932.5138
demonic (not angelic)57.569726.6104
trendy (not vintage)57.438727.734
devoted (not unfaithful)57.3165226.535
protagonist (not antagonist)57.2140830.130
flower child (not goth)57.1114228.036
short (not tall)57.068728.2177
optimistic (not pessimistic)56.982531.4131
cooperative (not competitive)56.762026.9123
debased (not pure)56.779927.5125
loveable (not punchable)56.7117334.048
low self esteem (not narcissistic)56.760029.437
stereotypical (not boundary breaking)56.763128.87
monochrome (not multicolored)56.681732.1105
city-slicker (not country-bumpkin)56.4131229.9103
🤠 (not 🤑)56.4115035.192
unemotional (not emotional)56.439028.334
maverick (not conformist)56.4127530.07
decorative (not utilitarian)56.353930.1111
pain-avoidant (not masochistic)56.375231.431
freak (not normie)56.397432.844
always down (not picky)56.354534.731
resigned (not resistant)56.217930.6129
naughty (not nice)56.292225.26
soulful (not soulless)56.1150128.2151
realistic (not ambitious)56.160231.938
impartial (not biased)56.022128.5118
adventurous (not stick-in-the-mud)56.0111132.8136
provincial (not cosmopolitan)55.972829.4117
no-nonsense (not dramatic)55.880731.7110
emancipated (not enslaved)55.7138128.3123
important (not irrelevant)55.7168432.1125
love-focused (not money-focused)55.7132130.333
kangaroo (not dolphin)55.679035.69
joyful (not miserable)55.567229.291
ugly (not beautiful)55.331526.6144
🥶 (not 🥵)55.366632.629
stingy (not generous)55.365229.538
sheltered (not street-smart)55.264132.9106
'right-brained' (not 'left-brained')55.140931.9106
side character (not main character)55.197433.519
self-assured (not self-conscious)55.0134631.0127
minds-own-business (not snoops)55.037930.96
reclusive (not social)54.780230.1147
psychopath (not empath)54.766228.334
poetic (not factual)54.674127.936
sickly (not healthy)54.543727.9136
moist (not dry)54.585228.032
grumpy (not cheery)54.5110322.16
innovative (not routine)54.5101720.06
brave (not careful)54.4127026.3131
stoic (not hypochondriac)54.4116230.834
yes-man (not contrarian)54.456831.027
bubbly (not flat)54.486432.47
quivering (not unstirring)54.447626.85
insecure (not confident)54.352730.5126
poor (not rich)54.374923.8114
blacksmith (not tailor)54.369329.931
hugs (not handshakes)54.373540.56
envious (not prideful)54.126422.739
proletariat (not bourgeoisie)54.0101031.584
nurturing (not poisonous)54.0121224.3116
euphoric (not resentful)54.066420.46
reluctant (not eager)54.053735.28
sunny (not gloomy)53.982628.151
🙅‍♂️ (not 🙋‍♂️)53.875533.495
introvert (not extrovert)53.780929.1146
air (not earth)53.750434.538
blissful (not haunted)53.654627.537
high-tech (not low-tech)53.496231.9131
quirky (not predictable)53.4100532.434
suspicious (not trusting)53.3109432.9132
average (not deviant)53.367130.4114
unfixable (not fixable)53.267531.735
happy (not sad)52.968227.4128
🥴 (not 🥳)52.9115234.4100
nihilist (not existentialist)52.756830.0102
🐴 (not 🦄)52.7116736.190
blue (not red)52.6103330.947
innocent (not jaded)52.559029.734
trash (not treasure)52.437730.1120
💝 (not 💔)52.4106432.5117
animalistic (not human)52.350230.6126
extreme (not moderate)52.3131131.1122
rock (not rap)52.3183330.833
serene (not pensive)52.224732.028
arrogant (not humble)52.1112828.4132
sheeple (not conspiracist)52.051232.2127
repressed (not forward)52.067630.16
libertarian (not socialist)51.9119927.498
transient (not permanent)51.979630.698
tiresome (not interesting)51.843931.0143
believable (not poorly-written)51.8198428.546
Roman (not Greek)51.7108532.134
direct (not roundabout)51.6153132.1127
reader (not writer)51.697130.57
expressive (not stoic)51.4123329.9129
warm (not quarrelsome)51.494130.4119
patriotic (not unpatriotic)51.3154532.082
equitable (not hypocritical)51.2113328.1120
subdued (not exuberant)51.282829.526
questioning (not believing)51.2140232.510
heroic (not villainous)51.1157222.8119
trusting (not charming)51.194128.5121
unlucky (not fortunate)51.0115628.9130
😏 (not 😬)51.0123431.6100
French (not Russian)51.0135733.533
bashful (not exhibitionist)51.069226.538
lavish (not frugal)50.990628.6108
traitorous (not loyal)50.345528.3123
👻 (not 🤖)50.7114135.692
geriatric (not vibrant)50.757828.739
negative (not positive)50.794425.97
heartfelt (not clinical)50.3131423.46
flamboyant (not modest)50.495731.5127
demure (not vain)50.5103228.8100
Pepsi (not Coke)50.592137.131

The lowest rating for any description in the table is 50.0 despite a 1 to 100 scale being used. This is because descriptions that had values lower than the midpoint were reversed. For example, a score of 1/100 for "hot (not cold)" is equivalent to a score of 100/100 for "cold (not hot)". This was done so that all the traits that are most distinctive for a character are at the top of the table.

Similar characters

The similarity between two characters can be calculated by taking the correlation between the lists of their traits. This produces a value from +1 to -1. With +1 implying that every trait one character is high on the other one is high on too, to an equal degree. And, -1 implying that if a character is high on specific trait, the other one is low on it. The 10 most and least similar characters to Jake Harper based on their crowd-sourced profiles are listed below with the correlation in parenthesis.

Most similar Least similar
  1. Ed (0.821)
  2. Kevin Malone (0.786)
  3. Barney Gumble (0.783)
  4. Luke Dunphy (0.774)
  5. Homer Simpson (0.756)
  6. Philip J. Fry (0.743)
  7. Jason Mendoza (0.728)
  8. A.J. Soprano (0.682)
  9. Nelson Bighetti (0.673)
  10. Patrick Star (0.672)
  1. Bree Van de Kamp (-0.66)
  2. Lady Jessica (-0.647)
  3. Tissaia (-0.638)
  4. Mamá Imelda (-0.631)
  5. Dr. Lisa Cuddy (-0.627)
  6. M (-0.625)
  7. Cedric Daniels (-0.624)
  8. Camille Saroyan (-0.62)
  9. Spencer Hastings (-0.619)
  10. Jessica Pearson (-0.611)

Personality types

Users who took the quiz were asked to self-identify their Myers-Briggs and Enneagram types. We can look at the average match scores of these different groups of users with Jake Harper to see what personality types people who describe themselves in ways similar to the way Jake Harper is described identify as.

Myers-Briggs Self-type Average match score with character Number of users
ENFP54.9%10817
ISFP54.8%1998
INFP54.8%23344
ESFP54.7%1202
ENTP51.8%5934
ISTP51.6%1950
ESTP51.4%765
INTP50.9%11992
INFJ45.6%12519
ENFJ45.2%3842
ESFJ44.5%592
ISFJ44.3%1602
INTJ41.0%8827
ENTJ40.9%2286
ISTJ39.9%1475
ESTJ38.8%547

Notes

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