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Alan Descriptive Personality Statistics

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Alan is a character from The Hangover.

This page summarizes crowd sourced ratings of their personality collected from users of the Statistical "Which Character" Personality Quiz. This website has recruited more than 3 million volunteers to rate characters on descriptive adjectives and other properties, which can be aggregated to create profiles that users can be matched to as part of a personality test. For more information about how the ratings were collected and how they are used, see the documentation.

Aggregated ratings for 500 descriptions

The table shows the average rating the character received for each descriptive item on a 1 to 100 scale and what that character's rank for the description is among all 2,000 characters in the database. It also shows the standard deviation of the ratings and how many different individuals submitted a rating for that description.

ItemAverage ratingRankRating standard deviationNumber of raters
childlike (not parental)94.81811.120
😜 (not 🤐)93.2209.371
juvenile (not mature)92.31510.561
weird (not normal)92.22611.353
🦄 (not 🐴)90.83618.253
clumsy (not coordinated)90.51912.554
open to new experinces (not uncreative)90.38815.646
crazy (not sane)90.33414.051
playful (not serious)90.24212.545
absentminded (not focused)90.21715.628
unorthodox (not traditional)90.04416.465
fantastical (not realistic)89.82612.969
chronically single (not serial dater)89.87215.626
random (not pointed)89.6715.965
whimsical (not rational)89.62112.262
slacker (not workaholic)89.61913.348
freelance (not corporate)89.57319.348
goofy (not unfrivolous)89.36719.226
fantasy-prone (not grounded)89.18011.528
impulsive (not cautious)89.09321.652
chaotic (not orderly)88.88619.770
messy (not neat)88.74311.655
boundary breaking (not stereotypical)88.6679.521
wild (not tame)88.313417.068
foodie (not unenthusiastic about food)88.17012.221
disorganized (not self-disciplined)88.03513.654
funny (not humorless)88.010719.055
unstable (not stable)88.013315.920
spontaneous (not scheduled)87.810220.342
adventurous (not stick-in-the-mud)87.515914.542
imaginative (not practical)87.44418.059
thick (not thin)87.04012.962
goof-off (not studious)87.07221.750
abstract (not concrete)87.01914.254
snoops (not minds-own-business)87.019311.925
inappropriate (not seemly)86.49016.124
emotional (not logical)86.18917.458
experimental (not reliable)86.14821.782
extreme (not moderate)85.921120.555
oblivious (not alert)85.94020.951
real (not fake)85.926417.220
folksy (not presidential)85.92620.954
gamer (not non-gamer)85.84018.958
freak (not normie)85.69614.374
flamboyant (not modest)85.511318.160
optimistic (not pessimistic)85.58118.544
deranged (not reasonable)85.57619.460
drop out (not valedictorian)85.56317.873
hippie (not militaristic)85.56815.420
🤠 (not 🤑)85.46719.447
lenient (not strict)85.36121.966
scruffy (not manicured)85.210021.560
moody (not stable)84.920518.667
nerd (not jock)84.925822.060
zany (not regular)84.99319.152
short (not tall)84.89215.3135
quirky (not predictable)84.76120.872
emotional (not unemotional)84.623619.469
codependent (not independent)84.54522.255
prankster (not anti-prank)84.415226.320
hopeful (not fearful)84.411812.920
chatty (not reserved)84.322823.659
mischievous (not well behaved)84.330417.677
family-first (not work-first)84.115921.870
stinky (not fresh)84.14216.367
unpolished (not eloquent)84.14424.944
can't-fix-anything (not handy)84.16019.321
flower child (not goth)84.019520.877
foolish (not wise)83.86019.159
playful (not shy)83.733217.944
scandalous (not proper)83.717619.154
twitchy (not still)83.712921.375
💃 (not 🧕)83.425219.131
touchy-feely (not distant)83.47223.088
gross (not hygienic)83.44817.221
head@clouds (not down2earth)83.011926.163
bold (not serious)83.013316.180
expressive (not stoic)82.821426.462
indulgent (not sober)82.715219.652
explorer (not builder)82.78720.843
self-destructive (not self-improving)82.514522.566
loose (not tight)82.16519.663
idealist (not realist)82.010522.342
vibrant (not geriatric)82.024619.147
original (not cliché)82.08425.420
manic (not mild)82.029626.521
🎨 (not 🏀)81.636820.968
bold (not shy)81.379120.568
first-mate (not captain)81.219720.655
flawed (not perfect)81.231024.224
exuberant (not subdued)81.118226.077
spirited (not lifeless)81.152429.924
instinctual (not reasoned)81.116425.866
extraordinary (not mundane)81.133521.664
rejected (not popular)81.117826.126
barbaric (not civilized)81.07221.752
rugged (not refined)80.915222.043
slow (not fast)80.92119.148
autistic (not neurotypical)80.91122.549
multicolored (not monochrome)80.914525.548
edgy (not politically correct)80.721522.464
backdoor (not official)80.715718.146
gregarious (not private)80.710523.550
wired (not tired)80.615415.521
intimate (not formal)80.57619.762
problematic (not woke)80.523520.721
ADHD (not OCD)80.412124.961
dramatic (not no-nonsense)80.322927.247
annoying (not unannoying)80.317222.521
👩‍🎤 (not 👩‍🔬)80.221921.549
perverted (not clean)80.213317.066
🧙 (not 👨‍🚀)80.211022.041
hugs (not handshakes)80.221927.321
summer (not winter)80.123523.568
soulful (not soulless)80.054320.046
plays hard (not works hard)79.912521.146
photographer (not physicist)79.919822.624
warm (not cold)79.826623.446
buffoon (not charmer)79.87721.021
sensitive (not thick-skinned)79.812621.061
feeler (not thinker)79.825522.720
positive (not negative)79.724020.221
often crying (not never cries)79.611520.979
spontaneous (not deliberate)79.514626.663
avant-garde (not classical)79.46623.442
conspiracist (not sheeple)79.323628.352
ambitious (not realistic)79.127425.765
bubbly (not flat)79.123921.823
open (not guarded)79.06727.144
lover (not fighter)79.017719.574
gullible (not cynical)79.08824.472
eager (not reluctant)78.925527.321
heartfelt (not clinical)78.834722.520
ludicrous (not sensible)78.615429.851
loud (not quiet)78.539123.047
soft (not hard)78.519821.450
muddy (not washed)78.59022.280
🐿 (not 🦇)78.423128.450
devoted (not unfaithful)78.489423.574
junkie (not straight edge)78.410123.420
interrupting (not attentive)78.320625.667
exaggerating (not factual)78.227724.967
expressive (not monotone)78.138728.477
natural (not mechanical)77.919024.821
incompetent (not competent)77.86125.662
moist (not dry)77.77624.165
🤣 (not 😊)77.611128.864
underachiever (not overachiever)77.65128.364
doer (not thinker)77.628327.474
zebra (not lion)77.519928.823
indiscreet (not tactful)77.45024.148
awkward (not suspicious)77.311429.341
interested (not bored)77.335025.571
sunny (not gloomy)77.227024.961
artistic (not scientific)77.128021.047
sweet (not bitter)77.129220.164
off target (not accurate)77.18222.927
kind (not cruel)77.069322.049
cheery (not grumpy)77.027425.822
innovative (not routine)76.930822.020
metrosexual (not macho)76.819225.369
awkward (not comfortable)76.622029.620
f***-the-police (not tattle-tale)76.653625.764
crafty (not scholarly)76.533324.356
open-minded (not close-minded)76.526226.542
ignorant (not knowledgeable)76.59326.873
desperate (not high standards)76.412927.670
cheesy (not chic)76.421925.588
gossiping (not confidential)76.420223.250
anarchist (not statist)76.421122.140
outlaw (not sheriff)76.339922.358
circular (not linear)76.35024.445
slovenly (not stylish)76.212827.353
radical (not centrist)76.217023.965
curious (not apathetic)76.040227.951
gluttonous (not moderate)75.921826.622
bad-cook (not good-cook)75.816824.952
relaxed (not tense)75.77325.958
nonpolitical (not political)75.68827.761
impatient (not patient)75.648825.950
pack rat (not minimalist)75.510924.150
love-focused (not money-focused)75.569425.375
resists change (not likes change)75.547829.420
vulnerable (not armoured)75.414625.563
cheery (not sorrowful)75.321025.045
👨‍🔧 (not 👨‍⚕️)75.334224.650
animalistic (not human)75.18223.445
long-winded (not concise)75.110120.075
awkward (not charming)74.916730.050
joyful (not miserable)74.821627.758
arcane (not mainstream)74.724432.851
giggling (not chortling)74.78426.464
spiritual (not skeptical)74.610027.350
night owl (not morning lark)74.648728.456
sloppy (not fussy)74.57028.722
disreputable (not prestigious)74.316228.342
creative (not conventional)74.140229.957
tardy (not on-time)74.022527.562
bad-manners (not good-manners)74.024328.620
prying (not unmeddlesome)74.059228.324
soft (not hard)73.929928.455
good-humored (not angry)73.945329.241
🐒 (not 🐩)73.620332.353
vague (not precise)73.46330.159
important (not irrelevant)73.4105425.141
extrovert (not introvert)73.348227.944
hipster (not basic)73.315728.151
comedic (not dramatic)73.313028.676
rebellious (not obedient)73.268528.853
friendly (not unfriendly)73.275923.524
disturbing (not enchanting)73.224628.021
outsider (not insider)73.124232.745
repulsive (not attractive)72.714419.159
open-book (not secretive)72.716930.174
outgoing (not withdrawn)72.752325.727
energetic (not mellow)72.743933.620
dunce (not genius)72.612626.845
glad (not mad)72.624831.956
loyal (not traitorous)72.5112329.341
variable (not consistent)72.511829.359
unassuming (not pretentious)72.315129.343
lewd (not tasteful)72.217327.143
small-vocabulary (not big-vocabulary)72.117624.329
progressive (not old-fashioned)72.140826.022
dorky (not cool)72.031332.257
natural-talent (not hard-work)72.011422.157
trolling (not triggered)71.812330.150
easy (not uptight)71.525228.420
jovial (not noble)71.518926.920
😀 (not 😭)71.330231.354
🤔 (not 🤫)71.223734.551
bookish (not sporty)71.078724.447
🐐 (not 🦒)70.929032.165
chivalrous (not businesslike)70.931026.865
ironic (not profound)70.720429.060
proud (not apologetic)70.6101125.920
accepting (not judgemental)70.536434.765
👟 (not 🥾)70.534732.944
flimsy (not sturdy)70.415928.251
punk rock (not preppy)70.442424.273
liberal (not conservative)70.357732.153
unobservant (not perceptive)70.38528.552
unfixable (not fixable)70.224527.467
gentle (not harsh)70.249126.021
epic (not deep)70.222429.471
whippersnapper (not sage)70.023627.144
low IQ (not high IQ)69.910728.363
transient (not permanent)69.812530.136
one-faced (not two-faced)69.879632.159
persistent (not quitter)69.6163133.243
sheltered (not street-smart)69.528731.952
orange (not purple)69.424333.947
underthinker (not overthinker)69.214933.727
focused on the present (not focused on the future)69.227333.654
feisty (not gracious)69.278529.762
western (not eastern)69.244733.751
main character (not side character)69.164930.023
🐷 (not 🐮)69.117529.844
off-key (not musical)69.135027.264
beta (not alpha)69.035229.361
egalitarian (not racist)68.8133428.053
experience-oriented (not goal-oriented)68.825234.620
astonishing (not methodical)68.724531.544
romantic (not dispassionate)68.782330.174
spicy (not mild)68.574026.670
flexible (not rigid)68.528630.247
💝 (not 💔)68.543433.145
forward (not repressed)68.561936.220
kangaroo (not dolphin)68.527631.522
lazy (not diligent)68.49025.956
scrub (not legit)68.413028.549
opinionated (not neutral)68.4131830.956
🙋‍♂️ (not 🙅‍♂️)68.447532.550
lost (not enlightened)68.143332.063
child free (not pronatalist)68.164132.858
complicated (not simple)68.084935.039
submissive (not dominant)67.932129.658
🎃 (not 💀)67.935931.369
😎 (not 🧐)67.859334.645
kinky (not vanilla)67.750730.149
leisurely (not hurried)67.725732.356
poetic (not factual)67.631929.166
melee (not ranged)67.616127.242
helpless (not resourceful)67.69028.451
forgiving (not vengeful)67.556730.151
self-assured (not self-conscious)67.580432.456
sickly (not healthy)67.420327.856
🚴 (not 🏋️‍♂️)67.196326.549
deviant (not average)67.172632.967
involved (not remote)66.992229.354
privileged (not oppressed)66.989229.969
giving (not receiving)66.877632.176
frank (not sugarcoated)66.8108933.372
writer (not reader)66.637132.626
nonconformist (not social climber)66.662637.225
puny (not mighty)66.519724.370
gatherer (not hunter)66.549532.157
sassy (not chill)66.396732.820
rough (not smooth)66.150433.065
overspender (not penny-pincher)66.042429.345
always down (not picky)66.021233.684
🥳 (not 🥴)65.928836.761
English (not German)65.9135230.766
brave (not careful)65.782928.345
Constant PDA (not Hates PDA)65.735120.322
decorative (not utilitarian)65.530329.646
confident (not insecure)65.499131.354
existentialist (not nihilist)65.356932.348
🤺 (not 🏌)65.2106729.351
stuttering (not rhythmic)65.220828.153
indie (not pop)65.280332.790
roundabout (not direct)65.116431.869
charismatic (not uninspiring)65.0123131.542
chosen one (not everyman)65.061131.075
red (not blue)64.953735.222
rock (not rap)64.8136531.572
philosophical (not real)64.621133.269
interesting (not tiresome)64.6106830.350
reactive (not proactive)64.643130.865
protagonist (not antagonist)64.4116531.372
exhibitionist (not bashful)64.277634.561
queer (not straight)64.124728.259
slothful (not active)64.012230.449
🛌 (not 🧗)64.031934.876
rustic (not cultured)64.035928.176
intuitive (not analytical)63.962523.921
earthly (not divine)63.891130.723
democratic (not authoritarian)63.767533.744
subjective (not objective)63.535134.448
masochistic (not pain-avoidant)63.545733.960
cannibal (not vegan)63.558929.379
asexual (not sexual)63.436535.265
hypochondriac (not stoic)63.232630.163
slugabed (not go-getter)63.19732.552
euphoric (not resentful)63.140328.421
strong identity (not social chameleon)63.1121236.826
emancipated (not enslaved)62.6103330.143
vintage (not trendy)62.6113431.959
plant-neglecter (not green thumb)62.675429.522
blind (not all-seeing)62.647731.124
cringeworthy (not inspiring)62.449133.264
generous (not stingy)62.492532.564
creationist (not evolutionist)62.330829.120
maverick (not conformist)62.3107229.821
bright (not depressed)62.261132.056
mysterious (not unambiguous)62.161133.458
psychopath (not empath)62.049632.464
believing (not questioning)61.833433.220
warm (not quarrelsome)61.762535.048
decisive (not hesitant)61.7115132.647
generalist (not specialist)61.721633.547
slumbering (not insomniac)61.718634.821
lowbrow (not highbrow)61.629632.060
frenzied (not sleepy)61.6140331.052
naive (not paranoid)61.635934.459
welcoming experience (not cringing away)61.580931.020
'left-brained' (not 'right-brained')61.413836.549
😬 (not 😏)61.246232.455
physical (not intellectual)61.149832.455
creepy (not disarming)61.034231.560
genocidal (not not genocidal)60.936630.354
flirtatious (not prudish)60.982229.076
varied (not repetitive)60.831333.444
treasure (not trash)60.8146131.044
cocky (not timid)60.7124729.7101
sweet (not savory)60.758225.424
anxious (not calm)60.693731.759
extravagant (not thrifty)60.668437.167
demanding (not unchallenging)60.5139536.660
insightful (not generic)60.5121428.931
pure (not debased)60.382730.355
naughty (not nice)60.180431.426
supportive (not catty)60.1103632.323
feminine (not masculine)60.071322.578
oxymoron (not tautology)60.058930.644
domestic (not industrial)59.958430.643
📉 (not 📈)59.926936.556
luddite (not technophile)59.864329.134
biased (not impartial)59.7121135.450
obsessed (not aloof)59.5107931.567
wooden (not plastic)59.5123130.371
lustful (not chaste)59.486529.741
traumatized (not flourishing)59.4113630.866
chill (not offended)59.451533.071
follower (not leader)59.255326.820
stubborn (not accommodating)59.1136632.983
heathen (not devout)59.060830.737
👻 (not 🤖)59.077735.944
Greek (not Roman)59.032930.649
ugly (not beautiful)58.926032.648
noob (not pro)58.931533.150
cat person (not dog person)58.974337.277
rude (not respectful)58.860830.658
unprepared (not hoarder)58.842434.546
low-tech (not high-tech)58.778130.040
apprentice (not master)58.652033.370
Russian (not French)58.645033.063
innocent (not jaded)58.642833.468
activist (not nonpartisan)58.5110031.021
cryptic (not straightforward)58.431436.752
ferocious (not pacifist)58.3106231.746
fearmongering (not reassuring)58.162134.490
literary (not mathematical)58.0105030.452
fast-talking (not slow-talking)57.9111330.479
genuine (not sarcastic)57.888436.865
atheist (not theist)57.6104130.340
patriotic (not unpatriotic)57.6126930.257
cursed (not blessed)57.6117431.020
poor (not rich)57.567035.245
fire (not water)57.5108034.260
metaphorical (not literal)57.439938.952
opinionated (not jealous)57.4147234.080
sincere (not irreverent)57.4128532.521
not introspective (not introspective)57.338835.958
blissful (not haunted)57.345031.469
communist (not capitalist)57.359833.622
analysis (not common sense)57.292730.957
meek (not bossy)57.048831.856
demonic (not angelic)57.070928.151
happy (not sad)56.857529.661
🤡 (not 👽)56.861237.153
heroic (not villainous)56.7141828.646
poisonous (not nurturing)56.765835.342
yes-man (not contrarian)56.749235.755
social (not reclusive)56.696234.267
overprepared (not efficient)56.625631.456
lumberjack (not mad-scientist)56.668535.126
hedonist (not monastic)56.589532.143
wholesome (not salacious)56.3105332.550
innocent (not worldly)56.147133.160
💪 (not 🧠)56.151030.446
grateful (not entitled)56.088734.370
bourgeoisie (not proletariat)55.982934.241
blacksmith (not tailor)55.965228.554
white knight (not bad boy)55.9110328.786
pensive (not serene)55.7157331.356
prideful (not envious)55.7159231.991
outdoorsy (not indoorsy)55.679828.320
lavish (not frugal)55.576935.947
fulfilled (not unfulfilled)55.556835.421
transparent (not machiavellian)55.487434.768
young (not old)55.2122026.542
cosmopolitan (not provincial)55.093532.943
sheepish (not smug)55.045731.022
country-bumpkin (not city-slicker)54.954035.842
boy/girl-next-door (not celebrity)54.9120635.167
love shy (not cassanova)54.890431.421
world traveler (not homebody)54.7102534.120
spartan (not glamorous)54.7109531.023
💩 (not 🌟)54.643037.951
punchable (not loveable)54.662534.255
pointless (not meaningful)54.631829.320
unambitious (not driven)54.513933.853
Coke (not Pepsi)54.584840.259
urban (not rural)54.3141433.741
queen (not princess)54.2121037.971
equitable (not hypocritical)54.1102229.961
wavering (not resolute)54.040133.039
deep (not shallow)53.8133731.253
lighthearted (not intense)53.855534.072
entrepreneur (not employee)53.8120238.221
suspicious (not trusting)53.7108237.250
jealous (not compersive)53.792733.048
trusting (not charming)53.484334.545
androgynous (not gendered)53.418032.980
resistant (not resigned)53.3168233.841
😈 (not 😇)53.391734.761
🥶 (not 🥵)53.374834.856
🙃 (not 🥰)53.288335.845
utopian (not dystopian)53.193731.320
spelunker (not claustrophobic)53.0126831.355
coarse (not delicate)53.0123831.121
low self esteem (not narcissistic)52.873934.559
creator (not consumer)52.8119034.120
weakass (not badass)52.747830.865
bear (not wolf)52.773338.122
feminist (not sexist)52.6142328.651
people-person (not things-person)52.5109134.520
competitive (not cooperative)52.3127334.043
blue-collar (not ivory-tower)52.1106933.538
passive (not assertive)52.151931.052
fortunate (not unlucky)52.088133.746
modern (not historical)51.8115832.643
🎩 (not 🧢)51.8107340.264
altruistic (not selfish)51.7118534.170
vain (not demure)51.7103931.148
air (not earth)51.758835.667
🐘 (not 🐀)51.5102134.961
believable (not poorly-written)51.5198829.476
honorable (not cunning)51.3125030.853
forward-thinking (not stuck-in-the-past)51.2117931.778
quivering (not unstirring)51.158331.622
engineerial (not lawyerly)51.187427.424
insulting (not complimentary)51.093333.741
humble (not arrogant)50.195631.656
socialist (not libertarian)50.876432.654
communal (not individualist)50.877238.253
Swedish (not Italian)50.899236.363
theoretical (not empirical)50.776732.749
unmotivated (not motivated)50.520235.282

The lowest rating for any description in the table is 50.0 despite a 1 to 100 scale being used. This is because descriptions that had values lower than the midpoint were reversed. For example, a score of 1/100 for "hot (not cold)" is equivalent to a score of 100/100 for "cold (not hot)". This was done so that all the traits that are most distinctive for a character are at the top of the table.

Similar characters

The similarity between two characters can be calculated by taking the correlation between the lists of their traits. This produces a value from +1 to -1. With +1 implying that every trait one character is high on the other one is high on too, to an equal degree. And, -1 implying that if a character is high on specific trait, the other one is low on it. The 10 most and least similar characters to Alan based on their crowd-sourced profiles are listed below with the correlation in parenthesis.

Most similar Least similar
  1. Gene Belcher (0.891)
  2. Charlie Kelly (0.848)
  3. Michael Scott (0.808)
  4. Patrick Star (0.804)
  5. Cosmo Kramer (0.794)
  6. Donkey (0.786)
  7. Philip J. Fry (0.779)
  8. Jason Mendoza (0.776)
  9. Crazy Eyes (0.771)
  10. Ed (0.77)
  1. Walter Skinner (-0.677)
  2. Henry Francis (-0.654)
  3. Dr. Eric Foreman (-0.654)
  4. Aaron Hotchner (-0.65)
  5. Tuvok (-0.65)
  6. Cobra Bubbles (-0.643)
  7. Cedric Daniels (-0.638)
  8. Jack Crawford (-0.632)
  9. Tom Hagen (-0.627)
  10. Claire (-0.626)

Personality types

Users who took the quiz were asked to self-identify their Myers-Briggs and Enneagram types. We can look at the average match scores of these different groups of users with Alan to see what personality types people who describe themselves in ways similar to the way Alan is described identify as.

Myers-Briggs Self-type Average match score with character Number of users
ENFP64.5%10817
ESFP62.1%1202
INFP60.1%23344
ENTP58.7%5934
ISFP57.6%1998
ESTP56.5%765
ENFJ55.4%3842
INTP53.1%11992
ESFJ51.8%592
INFJ51.7%12519
ISTP51.3%1950
ENTJ48.9%2286
ISFJ47.0%1602
ESTJ44.3%547
INTJ44.0%8827
ISTJ40.1%1475

Notes

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