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Hermes Conrad Descriptive Personality Statistics

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Hermes Conrad is a character from Futurama.

This page summarizes crowd sourced ratings of their personality collected from users of the Statistical "Which Character" Personality Quiz. This website has recruited more than 3 million volunteers to rate characters on descriptive adjectives and other properties, which can be aggregated to create profiles that users can be matched to as part of a personality test. For more information about how the ratings were collected and how they are used, see the documentation.

Aggregated ratings for 500 descriptions

The table shows the average rating the character received for each descriptive item on a 1 to 100 scale and what that character's rank for the description is among all 2,000 characters in the database. It also shows the standard deviation of the ratings and how many different individuals submitted a rating for that description.

ItemAverage ratingRankRating standard deviationNumber of raters
foodie (not unenthusiastic about food)92.6289.48
overthinker (not underthinker)91.95810.18
intellectual (not physical)90.28810.324
human (not animalistic)89.92812.322
thick (not thin)88.03111.528
penny-pincher (not overspender)88.0714.227
nerd (not jock)87.419914.418
grounded (not fantasy-prone)86.88911.96
🧠 (not 💪)86.122520.030
analytical (not intuitive)86.17013.38
statist (not anarchist)86.01422.020
bear (not wolf)85.43211.510
cautious (not impulsive)85.34613.818
high-tech (not low-tech)84.814021.625
civilized (not barbaric)84.027816.927
self-disciplined (not disorganized)83.943521.734
earthly (not divine)83.67712.95
precise (not vague)83.315320.224
bookish (not sporty)82.739827.324
reasoned (not instinctual)82.63518.229
knowledgeable (not ignorant)82.538819.119
scheduled (not spontaneous)82.425624.530
utilitarian (not decorative)82.47219.025
valedictorian (not drop out)82.339125.428
real (not fake)82.144713.47
factual (not exaggerating)81.911722.227
resentful (not euphoric)81.816711.45
big-vocabulary (not small-vocabulary)81.747221.49
formal (not intimate)81.712018.319
focused (not absentminded)81.758223.811
proper (not scandalous)81.613216.523
🤔 (not 🤫)81.22413.728
handy (not can't-fix-anything)81.233416.05
high IQ (not low IQ)80.968315.022
orderly (not chaotic)80.820526.042
lover (not fighter)80.813718.331
logical (not emotional)80.712424.326
resourceful (not helpless)80.666026.020
side character (not main character)80.026214.323
reader (not writer)80.03617.55
technophile (not luddite)79.712322.019
serious (not bold)79.76620.626
average (not deviant)79.62526.429
careful (not brave)79.65414.424
resists change (not likes change)79.232428.29
on-time (not tardy)79.152923.737
pacifist (not ferocious)78.710922.331
realist (not idealist)78.713726.628
flower child (not goth)78.735423.531
earth (not air)78.515021.832
thinker (not feeler)78.320413.37
scholarly (not crafty)77.711924.919
indie (not pop)77.625418.836
tame (not wild)77.612625.337
egalitarian (not racist)77.691524.638
analysis (not common sense)77.621724.236
no-nonsense (not dramatic)77.415820.621
white knight (not bad boy)77.436218.036
scientific (not artistic)77.333029.325
stable (not unstable)77.218333.65
capitalist (not communist)77.132233.58
clinical (not heartfelt)76.920913.18
builder (not explorer)76.88820.722
pro (not noob)76.771729.025
not genocidal (not genocidal)76.764426.835
perceptive (not unobservant)76.787421.830
realistic (not fantastical)76.629227.630
devoted (not unfaithful)76.3101921.643
practical (not imaginative)76.140425.939
physicist (not photographer)75.827531.39
devout (not heathen)75.616521.025
realistic (not ambitious)75.68324.821
mellow (not energetic)75.615627.311
methodical (not astonishing)75.328523.934
mild (not manic)75.312522.36
chortling (not giggling)75.224121.930
serious (not playful)75.056725.627
wooden (not plastic)75.033623.835
trusting (not charming)74.87320.619
go-getter (not slugabed)74.888515.417
studious (not goof-off)74.773823.033
works hard (not plays hard)74.661625.622
OCD (not ADHD)74.641126.434
goal-oriented (not experience-oriented)74.636134.25
hoarder (not unprepared)74.321323.224
boy/girl-next-door (not celebrity)74.054022.643
sane (not crazy)73.826820.726
urban (not rural)73.857024.730
🐿 (not 🦇)73.837725.732
gatherer (not hunter)73.829518.223
rhythmic (not stuttering)73.764127.740
mathematical (not literary)73.616226.323
everyman (not chosen one)73.615327.634
sensible (not ludicrous)73.643222.836
zebra (not lion)73.627611.78
pointed (not random)73.477227.927
rational (not whimsical)73.446022.922
traditional (not unorthodox)73.325329.822
stick-in-the-mud (not adventurous)73.322619.627
moderate (not extreme)73.213427.336
overachiever (not underachiever)73.289533.631
thrifty (not extravagant)73.023422.523
flawed (not perfect)73.064725.85
frugal (not lavish)72.829225.524
mundane (not extraordinary)72.810028.027
👩‍🔬 (not 👩‍🎤)72.833030.423
🐴 (not 🦄)72.838527.042
reasonable (not deranged)72.846729.027
objective (not subjective)72.78131.322
obedient (not rebellious)72.623721.322
competent (not incompetent)72.6103227.229
French (not Russian)72.625823.235
good-humored (not angry)72.549523.417
soulful (not soulless)72.592022.515
neat (not messy)72.465631.427
skeptical (not spiritual)72.371026.931
paranoid (not naive)72.239223.534
well behaved (not mischievous)72.131524.333
genius (not dunce)72.068720.727
short (not tall)71.927819.379
frank (not sugarcoated)71.884127.242
green thumb (not plant-neglecter)71.527525.210
reluctant (not eager)71.411924.05
coordinated (not clumsy)71.383330.923
consistent (not variable)71.343530.924
good-manners (not bad-manners)71.374332.66
nurturing (not poisonous)71.265925.918
😇 (not 😈)71.249425.831
parental (not childlike)71.262815.09
kind (not cruel)71.195115.022
unlucky (not fortunate)71.033814.618
deliberate (not spontaneous)70.967928.821
businesslike (not chivalrous)70.841827.335
smug (not sheepish)70.781622.912
cassanova (not love shy)70.544630.010
indoorsy (not outdoorsy)70.461220.49
routine (not innovative)70.336933.87
driven (not unambitious)70.2138131.718
gendered (not androgynous)70.2126531.018
down2earth (not head@clouds)70.147933.022
🐐 (not 🦒)70.133427.320
wise (not foolish)69.954521.746
repetitive (not varied)69.831630.123
hard-work (not natural-talent)69.852925.726
prideful (not envious)69.876522.946
😬 (not 😏)69.723215.918
🎩 (not 🧢)69.660928.834
beta (not alpha)69.634331.027
mature (not juvenile)69.662226.529
🎨 (not 🏀)69.579029.636
accurate (not off target)69.478121.57
sheriff (not outlaw)69.350127.724
fixable (not unfixable)69.144922.420
spirited (not lifeless)69.1104628.88
stable (not moody)69.018330.117
introspective (not not introspective)69.061817.527
proud (not apologetic)69.0107424.76
conformist (not maverick)68.918126.99
libertarian (not socialist)68.920132.623
often crying (not never cries)68.834827.443
workaholic (not slacker)68.7118528.624
straight edge (not junkie)68.696839.19
specialist (not generalist)68.446227.929
fussy (not sloppy)68.491825.55
cultured (not rustic)68.460224.843
philosophical (not real)68.313424.231
🎃 (not 💀)68.335227.129
eloquent (not unpolished)68.276424.327
subdued (not exuberant)68.222026.925
comfortable (not awkward)68.256437.76
cooperative (not competitive)68.132029.727
fearful (not hopeful)68.023624.16
respectful (not rude)67.874725.425
work-first (not family-first)67.856628.333
legit (not scrub)67.8101827.230
slothful (not active)67.79326.123
snoops (not minds-own-business)67.7100122.610
loyal (not traitorous)67.6129926.924
sincere (not irreverent)67.690525.111
metrosexual (not macho)67.560124.629
water (not fire)67.536630.528
angelic (not demonic)67.467123.326
politically correct (not edgy)67.436426.833
refined (not rugged)67.366928.334
opinionated (not jealous)67.3100634.438
mad-scientist (not lumberjack)67.368515.58
vintage (not trendy)67.293728.528
savory (not sweet)67.268023.910
cheesy (not chic)67.153224.252
believable (not poorly-written)67.0136423.425
forward (not repressed)67.066930.39
dorky (not cool)66.946331.518
chill (not offended)66.930126.535
thinker (not doer)66.922230.747
strict (not lenient)66.863730.628
cringeworthy (not inspiring)66.838623.226
triggered (not trolling)66.767327.429
uptight (not easy)66.783637.312
🐒 (not 🐩)66.639823.733
enlightened (not lost)66.437119.629
things-person (not people-person)66.446633.05
concrete (not abstract)66.357433.830
awkward (not charming)66.233522.230
gamer (not non-gamer)66.234935.122
centrist (not radical)66.220730.448
submissive (not dominant)66.135421.523
cynical (not gullible)66.182428.939
resolute (not wavering)66.089726.128
one-faced (not two-faced)66.095429.221
dystopian (not utopian)66.05029.85
musical (not off-key)65.935529.634
smooth (not rough)65.848129.440
corporate (not freelance)65.843428.723
gentle (not harsh)65.761524.36
modest (not flamboyant)65.669224.627
political (not nonpolitical)65.561428.930
factual (not poetic)65.464435.035
nice (not naughty)65.463619.57
straightforward (not cryptic)65.486129.727
resigned (not resistant)65.44828.619
forgiving (not vengeful)65.364527.530
rigid (not flexible)65.262834.722
mild (not spicy)65.133133.324
linear (not circular)65.030530.722
strong identity (not social chameleon)65.0113019.210
alert (not oblivious)64.799126.735
homebody (not world traveler)64.755022.87
monotone (not expressive)64.633530.348
highbrow (not lowbrow)64.675028.317
opinionated (not neutral)64.4148830.139
direct (not roundabout)64.4102527.929
tiresome (not interesting)64.416830.917
permanent (not transient)64.456431.421
passive (not assertive)64.324929.927
summer (not winter)64.365831.748
mechanical (not natural)64.248524.75
independent (not codependent)64.195523.925
employee (not entrepreneur)64.043938.215
soft (not hard)63.958228.617
atheist (not theist)63.977434.026
blissful (not haunted)63.831023.830
awkward (not suspicious)63.737626.128
sarcastic (not genuine)63.761428.420
patient (not impatient)63.740728.930
🛌 (not 🧗)63.732930.751
unmeddlesome (not prying)63.716026.19
self-assured (not self-conscious)63.596634.328
unambiguous (not mysterious)63.564833.728
🚴 (not 🏋️‍♂️)63.5111132.237
washed (not muddy)63.293729.743
impartial (not biased)63.110031.620
official (not backdoor)63.147533.230
sober (not indulgent)63.053129.926
pessimistic (not optimistic)63.061625.229
straight (not queer)63.0126030.320
soft (not hard)63.059029.528
📈 (not 📉)62.989435.820
buffoon (not charmer)62.831429.110
old (not young)62.655822.823
simple (not complicated)62.625530.618
city-slicker (not country-bumpkin)62.6110929.422
blue (not red)62.666423.18
sturdy (not flimsy)62.5108732.530
🐘 (not 🐀)62.455331.021
Greek (not Roman)62.420226.923
questioning (not believing)62.494730.89
private (not gregarious)62.395529.422
reliable (not experimental)62.377333.831
preppy (not punk rock)62.390326.222
tasteful (not lewd)62.2100929.921
🌟 (not 💩)62.2130628.237
prudish (not flirtatious)62.250924.235
flat (not bubbly)62.277335.311
puny (not mighty)62.128128.717
clean (not perverted)62.1108629.228
stinky (not fresh)61.936530.028
rap (not rock)61.912628.140
seemly (not inappropriate)61.994114.67
good-cook (not bad-cook)61.754528.823
stingy (not generous)61.750630.433
masculine (not feminine)61.6103722.929
blessed (not cursed)61.639727.19
hypochondriac (not stoic)61.537530.834
honorable (not cunning)61.490334.427
tired (not wired)61.431836.05
transparent (not machiavellian)61.362329.739
slovenly (not stylish)61.243732.524
🤖 (not 👻)61.255334.720
friendly (not unfriendly)61.2112527.59
outgoing (not withdrawn)61.289623.96
poor (not rich)61.156520.321
wholesome (not salacious)61.191426.224
hygienic (not gross)61.1142423.59
first-mate (not captain)61.077728.820
unannoying (not annoying)61.062634.48
sleepy (not frenzied)60.98429.129
fulfilled (not unfulfilled)60.939326.17
comedic (not dramatic)60.839025.930
glad (not mad)60.756824.923
deep (not epic)60.651124.531
social climber (not nonconformist)60.653118.47
heroic (not villainous)60.5131624.620
reclusive (not social)60.563322.931
empath (not psychopath)60.5108424.126
master (not apprentice)60.4110227.721
👨‍🚀 (not 🧙)60.460635.229
ugly (not beautiful)60.223824.933
protagonist (not antagonist)60.2129023.837
pronatalist (not child free)60.042027.123
classical (not avant-garde)60.084028.819
multicolored (not monochrome)60.067631.122
treasure (not trash)60.0148627.526
attentive (not interrupting)59.978630.530
demure (not vain)59.867522.416
democratic (not authoritarian)59.785134.324
pure (not debased)59.784725.727
picky (not always down)59.783829.750
predictable (not quirky)59.659132.156
handshakes (not hugs)59.6106031.25
repulsive (not attractive)59.332921.118
🤡 (not 👽)59.351229.536
original (not cliché)59.384528.111
patriotic (not unpatriotic)59.1119433.828
humble (not arrogant)59.069028.621
tailor (not blacksmith)59.0104531.725
geriatric (not vibrant)58.933725.135
worldly (not innocent)58.8125921.726
pensive (not serene)58.8140730.534
old-fashioned (not progressive)58.870329.76
disarming (not creepy)58.7131924.929
English (not German)58.6166232.335
romantic (not dispassionate)58.6126128.218
timid (not cocky)58.634329.941
rejected (not popular)58.578724.78
stereotypical (not boundary breaking)58.559435.38
tactful (not indiscreet)58.4109729.135
profound (not ironic)58.366630.925
unemotional (not emotional)58.334128.544
hippie (not militaristic)58.360238.66
pretentious (not unassuming)58.293131.819
secretive (not open-book)58.2116725.938
distant (not touchy-feely)58.294532.347
self-improving (not self-destructive)58.168428.239
vegan (not cannibal)58.188132.128
western (not eastern)58.0124530.928
flourishing (not traumatized)58.037429.425
weakass (not badass)58.037625.228
sage (not whippersnapper)57.966134.120
woke (not problematic)57.977121.57
manicured (not scruffy)57.8118430.824
consumer (not creator)57.861332.310
apathetic (not curious)57.727528.223
quiet (not loud)57.778530.732
🤠 (not 🤑)57.7110834.833
bored (not interested)57.725031.829
unfrivolous (not goofy)57.7104429.06
insider (not outsider)57.660932.917
freak (not normie)57.593027.724
suspicious (not trusting)57.496627.031
theoretical (not empirical)57.434537.121
'left-brained' (not 'right-brained')57.332433.417
persistent (not quitter)57.2193532.331
catty (not supportive)57.261826.69
all-seeing (not blind)57.296524.98
gracious (not feisty)57.140624.826
street-smart (not sheltered)57.1116428.329
reassuring (not fearmongering)57.1104232.750
lighthearted (not intense)57.048425.931
Constant PDA (not Hates PDA)57.063436.27
anti-prank (not prankster)57.0111528.67
equitable (not hypocritical)56.992227.124
oppressed (not privileged)56.955531.231
insightful (not generic)56.9135722.47
tattle-tale (not f***-the-police)56.759333.939
Pepsi (not Coke)56.749134.225
high standards (not desperate)56.7110533.044
tautology (not oxymoron)56.730926.126
lawyerly (not engineerial)56.7100131.17
kinky (not vanilla)56.685431.125
judgemental (not accepting)56.690832.626
dry (not moist)56.678531.525
existentialist (not nihilist)56.5113828.427
guarded (not open)56.4145326.123
enchanting (not disturbing)56.4115821.45
leader (not follower)56.3124825.86
sorrowful (not cheery)56.2111124.640
💝 (not 💔)56.292131.835
orange (not purple)56.081327.926
conservative (not liberal)56.057728.420
neurotypical (not autistic)55.9151332.332
🤐 (not 😜)55.992633.026
slow-talking (not fast-talking)55.953323.930
spartan (not glamorous)55.8105025.25
literal (not metaphorical)55.7119033.226
feminist (not sexist)55.7134433.320
💃 (not 🧕)55.7123137.827
bashful (not exhibitionist)55.752732.935
proactive (not reactive)55.760835.043
🥴 (not 🥳)55.6100928.228
introvert (not extrovert)55.572827.023
👟 (not 🥾)55.590236.834
individualist (not communal)55.4113434.819
tight (not loose)55.4127529.426
compersive (not jealous)55.386729.628
dolphin (not kangaroo)55.282532.027
confidential (not gossiping)55.0133230.526
quivering (not unstirring)55.045435.212
deep (not shallow)54.9130126.216
giving (not receiving)54.9120330.238
jaded (not innocent)54.9131425.754
stoic (not expressive)54.873227.631
money-focused (not love-focused)54.859031.347
serial dater (not chronically single)54.759328.19
uncreative (not open to new experinces)54.643233.017
overprepared (not efficient)54.631533.134
🧐 (not 😎)54.584133.029
meek (not bossy)54.454632.431
healthy (not sickly)54.4146629.925
humorless (not funny)54.370528.824
sad (not happy)54.3123025.020
insulting (not complimentary)54.384328.726
grateful (not entitled)54.393328.929
forward-thinking (not stuck-in-the-past)54.3102829.627
relaxed (not tense)54.238236.419
altruistic (not selfish)54.2112925.927
cat person (not dog person)54.292632.740
fast (not slow)54.1146027.726
regular (not zany)54.076628.432
low self esteem (not narcissistic)54.069828.935
blue-collar (not ivory-tower)53.9101534.427
pack rat (not minimalist)53.974832.327
punchable (not loveable)53.765330.629
evolutionist (not creationist)53.7114832.47
delicate (not coarse)53.768422.97
sensitive (not thick-skinned)53.685927.418
🙃 (not 🥰)53.686932.046
slumbering (not insomniac)53.640031.79
chill (not sassy)53.645335.013
🥶 (not 🥵)53.574230.936
hipster (not basic)53.469028.932
remote (not involved)53.433829.320
weird (not normal)53.3121430.924
warm (not quarrelsome)53.388322.630
insecure (not confident)53.255630.329
Italian (not Swedish)53.299825.923
pain-avoidant (not masochistic)53.291233.625
nonpartisan (not activist)53.262534.033
armoured (not vulnerable)53.1125529.927
queen (not princess)53.1126235.644
bold (not shy)53.0176522.019
close-minded (not open-minded)52.972131.230
mainstream (not arcane)52.874828.320
gloomy (not sunny)52.8113429.625
cringing away (not welcoming experience)52.879428.25
cosmopolitan (not provincial)52.7104531.123
reserved (not chatty)52.6101430.120
depressed (not bright)52.695524.732
charismatic (not uninspiring)52.6170031.623
🏌 (not 🤺)52.641633.836
decisive (not hesitant)52.5146131.227
hedonist (not monastic)52.5110828.119
disreputable (not prestigious)52.469030.822
unchallenging (not demanding)52.440333.627
grumpy (not cheery)52.4116926.88
negative (not positive)52.389028.76
pointless (not meaningful)52.236523.96
morning lark (not night owl)52.177130.028
🐷 (not 🐮)52.162931.036
miserable (not joyful)52.0123521.825
anxious (not calm)51.9124831.632
bourgeoisie (not proletariat)51.995833.229
historical (not modern)51.987635.127
chaste (not lustful)51.885230.119
bitter (not sweet)51.8100122.121
important (not irrelevant)51.8178222.830
claustrophobic (not spelunker)51.767231.323
cold (not warm)51.591729.418
motivated (not unmotivated)51.5191334.264
👨‍⚕️ (not 👨‍🔧)51.3106434.132
twitchy (not still)51.3129830.929
long-winded (not concise)51.394431.446
gluttonous (not moderate)51.382027.57
yes-man (not contrarian)51.270732.140
focused on the future (not focused on the present)51.191426.931
😀 (not 😭)51.1104033.534
🙅‍♂️ (not 🙋‍♂️)51.185037.731
hurried (not leisurely)51.0129331.732
folksy (not presidential)51.094227.523
conventional (not creative)50.198334.326
shy (not playful)50.159021.021
ranged (not melee)50.9130130.716
emancipated (not enslaved)50.8157128.322
industrial (not domestic)50.8109532.429
conspiracist (not sheeple)50.3154333.715
accommodating (not stubborn)50.749431.237
jovial (not noble)50.774930.16
lazy (not diligent)50.626830.022
obsessed (not aloof)50.4160533.824
😊 (not 🤣)50.4135231.729
asexual (not sexual)50.465732.930

The lowest rating for any description in the table is 50.0 despite a 1 to 100 scale being used. This is because descriptions that had values lower than the midpoint were reversed. For example, a score of 1/100 for "hot (not cold)" is equivalent to a score of 100/100 for "cold (not hot)". This was done so that all the traits that are most distinctive for a character are at the top of the table.

Similar characters

The similarity between two characters can be calculated by taking the correlation between the lists of their traits. This produces a value from +1 to -1. With +1 implying that every trait one character is high on the other one is high on too, to an equal degree. And, -1 implying that if a character is high on specific trait, the other one is low on it. The 10 most and least similar characters to Hermes Conrad based on their crowd-sourced profiles are listed below with the correlation in parenthesis.

Most similar Least similar
  1. Filius Flitwick (0.683)
  2. David Rosen (0.682)
  3. Gregory Eddie (0.676)
  4. Ben Wyatt (0.675)
  5. David Phillips (0.674)
  6. Huyang (0.674)
  7. Calvin's dad (0.673)
  8. Egon Spengler (0.665)
  9. Timothy McGee (0.662)
  10. Pope (0.658)
  1. Reese Wilkerson (-0.535)
  2. Cheryl Tunt (-0.519)
  3. Bobby Briggs (-0.511)
  4. Ziggy Sobotka (-0.51)
  5. Lindsay Bluth Funke (-0.503)
  6. George Oscar 'Gob' Bluth (-0.499)
  7. Bart Simpson (-0.498)
  8. Lydia Bennet (-0.495)
  9. Michael Kelso (-0.485)
  10. David Della Rocco (-0.477)

Personality types

Users who took the quiz were asked to self-identify their Myers-Briggs and Enneagram types. We can look at the average match scores of these different groups of users with Hermes Conrad to see what personality types people who describe themselves in ways similar to the way Hermes Conrad is described identify as.

Myers-Briggs Self-type Average match score with character Number of users
ISFJ65.4%1602
ISTJ65.4%1475
INTJ61.1%8827
INFJ60.8%12519
ESTJ59.3%547
ESFJ59.1%592
ENFJ55.8%3842
INTP54.7%11992
ENTJ54.5%2286
ISFP54.1%1998
ISTP53.8%1950
INFP53.8%23344
ESFP48.1%1202
ENFP48.1%10817
ESTP47.1%765
ENTP46.4%5934

Notes

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