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Susie Derkins Descriptive Personality Statistics

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Susie Derkins is a character from Calvin and Hobbes.

This page summarizes crowd sourced ratings of their personality collected from users of the Statistical "Which Character" Personality Quiz. This website has recruited more than 3 million volunteers to rate characters on descriptive adjectives and other properties, which can be aggregated to create profiles that users can be matched to as part of a personality test. For more information about how the ratings were collected and how they are used, see the documentation.

Aggregated ratings for 500 descriptions

The table shows the average rating the character received for each descriptive item on a 1 to 100 scale and what that character's rank for the description is among all 2,000 characters in the database. It also shows the standard deviation of the ratings and how many different individuals submitted a rating for that description.

ItemAverage ratingRankRating standard deviationNumber of raters
young (not old)96.037.615
short (not tall)89.95010.359
on-time (not tardy)89.611011.917
valedictorian (not drop out)89.213914.724
driven (not unambitious)88.728811.120
human (not animalistic)88.26513.416
morning lark (not night owl)87.91411.313
studious (not goof-off)87.917311.616
self-disciplined (not disorganized)87.726316.424
deliberate (not spontaneous)87.48015.613
overachiever (not underachiever)87.320922.220
opinionated (not jealous)87.33112.018
bossy (not meek)87.223712.614
diligent (not lazy)86.45659.630
hygienic (not gross)86.24498.712
seemly (not inappropriate)86.112711.410
opinionated (not neutral)86.036121.822
feminist (not sexist)85.827711.716
prying (not unmeddlesome)85.71596.811
persistent (not quitter)85.573311.911
uptight (not easy)85.51988.613
well behaved (not mischievous)85.44816.021
judgemental (not accepting)85.317720.316
tattle-tale (not f***-the-police)85.14022.621
neat (not messy)84.521013.526
side character (not main character)83.116312.116
washed (not muddy)82.813516.519
resolute (not wavering)82.716817.420
demanding (not unchallenging)82.743712.718
purple (not orange)82.66117.823
chatty (not reserved)82.527311.818
traditional (not unorthodox)82.37813.712
clean (not perverted)82.231519.628
green thumb (not plant-neglecter)82.28230.19
rigid (not flexible)81.914212.124
fussy (not sloppy)81.725011.819
coordinated (not clumsy)81.543520.017
expressive (not stoic)81.424618.318
assertive (not passive)81.341721.319
high IQ (not low IQ)81.365616.327
boy/girl-next-door (not celebrity)81.225521.329
orderly (not chaotic)81.020016.718
bookish (not sporty)81.045912.013
🧠 (not 💪)81.042521.059
routine (not innovative)80.613417.510
motivated (not unmotivated)80.596915.421
straight edge (not junkie)80.549012.211
workaholic (not slacker)80.470723.713
nerd (not jock)80.339322.823
realistic (not fantastical)80.318520.725
proper (not scandalous)80.216816.324
high standards (not desperate)80.124317.320
preppy (not punk rock)79.828418.820
pointed (not random)79.645622.824
scheduled (not spontaneous)79.535123.317
goal-oriented (not experience-oriented)79.520722.712
regular (not zany)79.13518.413
refined (not rugged)78.926317.013
mainstream (not arcane)78.54218.415
reliable (not experimental)78.222022.520
independent (not codependent)78.244022.417
sassy (not chill)78.148115.310
tailor (not blacksmith)77.920219.817
obedient (not rebellious)77.713619.022
neurotypical (not autistic)77.626020.520
anti-prank (not prankster)77.646023.410
unfrivolous (not goofy)77.645116.110
👨‍⚕️ (not 👨‍🔧)77.424027.846
🧐 (not 😎)77.315720.351
snoops (not minds-own-business)77.355619.815
moderate (not gluttonous)77.234515.517
focused (not absentminded)77.276824.216
normie (not freak)76.910519.713
white knight (not bad boy)76.937918.524
chaste (not lustful)76.88722.817
basic (not hipster)76.824621.423
earthly (not divine)76.728219.016
precise (not vague)76.538924.618
flower child (not goth)76.542724.630
sheriff (not outlaw)76.331822.919
factual (not poetic)76.326916.412
prestigious (not disreputable)76.136920.620
eloquent (not unpolished)75.949318.825
direct (not roundabout)75.851920.114
monastic (not hedonist)75.64611.912
🎨 (not 🏀)75.661618.382
intellectual (not physical)75.555927.221
politically correct (not edgy)75.516023.920
perceptive (not unobservant)75.494024.921
good-manners (not bad-manners)75.460814.814
strict (not lenient)75.337821.528
dorky (not cool)75.222824.918
tight (not loose)75.245720.024
dominant (not submissive)75.170424.417
formal (not intimate)75.125521.623
biased (not impartial)74.838024.315
knowledgeable (not ignorant)74.870921.422
existentialist (not nihilist)74.79219.214
leader (not follower)74.775620.215
feminine (not masculine)74.546224.026
fast-talking (not slow-talking)74.541719.324
offended (not chill)74.436121.021
devoted (not unfaithful)74.4109021.423
rational (not whimsical)74.143624.212
reasoned (not instinctual)74.115223.313
smug (not sheepish)74.168022.811
stick-in-the-mud (not adventurous)74.020825.122
frank (not sugarcoated)73.971523.931
egalitarian (not racist)73.7113924.212
spirited (not lifeless)73.785928.910
proud (not apologetic)73.689316.711
decisive (not hesitant)73.667826.812
comfortable (not awkward)73.636810.311
gossiping (not confidential)73.525422.522
👩‍🔬 (not 👩‍🎤)73.531624.275
wholesome (not salacious)73.445224.714
cultured (not rustic)73.439422.921
genius (not dunce)73.361421.615
vanilla (not kinky)73.327527.817
strong identity (not social chameleon)73.375315.616
non-gamer (not gamer)73.245527.834
chronically single (not serial dater)73.259727.49
cheery (not sorrowful)73.126220.314
pure (not debased)73.138322.524
literal (not metaphorical)73.125427.421
businesslike (not chivalrous)73.035425.833
competitive (not cooperative)72.767423.613
🚴 (not 🏋️‍♂️)72.666928.155
legit (not scrub)72.678320.512
go-getter (not slugabed)72.6101930.214
🐿 (not 🦇)72.642023.956
woke (not problematic)72.527420.511
believable (not poorly-written)72.495915.622
activist (not nonpartisan)72.353014.811
real (not fake)72.296423.410
physicist (not photographer)72.235816.49
official (not backdoor)72.022422.517
unambiguous (not mysterious)72.032623.314
social (not reclusive)71.946625.321
resourceful (not helpless)71.6112027.211
conventional (not creative)71.627514.914
sensible (not ludicrous)71.650320.816
analytical (not intuitive)71.639315.312
classical (not avant-garde)71.533823.824
reasonable (not deranged)71.551329.413
social climber (not nonconformist)71.528917.210
bold (not shy)71.4122722.114
evolutionist (not creationist)71.236227.212
cat person (not dog person)71.135033.622
healthy (not sickly)71.180826.812
disarming (not creepy)71.172420.221
hopeful (not fearful)71.054218.311
capitalist (not communist)70.951327.210
bright (not depressed)70.833422.816
cocky (not timid)70.888123.220
gendered (not androgynous)70.7124024.217
methodical (not astonishing)70.648027.420
everyman (not chosen one)70.623421.323
stylish (not slovenly)70.667827.213
realist (not idealist)70.535225.027
works hard (not plays hard)70.478130.316
competent (not incompetent)70.4114528.423
fast (not slow)70.380817.522
🐩 (not 🐒)70.346324.269
presidential (not folksy)70.348526.223
practical (not imaginative)70.163126.518
suspicious (not trusting)69.958124.415
😊 (not 🤣)69.857225.881
lawyerly (not engineerial)69.846524.811
penny-pincher (not overspender)69.736524.817
patriotic (not unpatriotic)69.763824.012
consistent (not variable)69.749125.817
sincere (not irreverent)69.681924.512
frenzied (not sleepy)69.691818.617
tasteful (not lewd)69.564622.125
modest (not flamboyant)69.555123.925
concrete (not abstract)69.543826.514
rock (not rap)69.4109517.817
🤔 (not 🤫)69.429524.879
feisty (not gracious)69.179023.823
stubborn (not accommodating)69.198028.821
big-vocabulary (not small-vocabulary)69.198228.610
treasure (not trash)68.9119325.714
playful (not shy)68.989921.315
ferocious (not pacifist)68.872628.113
cautious (not impulsive)68.846525.521
👨‍🚀 (not 🧙)68.731129.258
prudish (not flirtatious)68.631819.321
contrarian (not yes-man)68.657634.618
involved (not remote)68.384525.825
tiresome (not interesting)68.311322.814
conformist (not maverick)68.319421.612
average (not deviant)68.218722.423
predictable (not quirky)67.928822.932
triggered (not trolling)67.860428.624
manicured (not scruffy)67.792026.519
corporate (not freelance)67.738929.323
grounded (not fantasy-prone)67.756825.512
accurate (not off target)67.786919.816
tense (not relaxed)67.6113921.016
self-assured (not self-conscious)67.580422.422
down2earth (not head@clouds)67.457425.716
stereotypical (not boundary breaking)67.434226.414
civilized (not barbaric)67.393530.221
permanent (not transient)67.342825.215
fresh (not stinky)67.396622.419
resists change (not likes change)67.383921.810
vengeful (not forgiving)67.261024.115
extrovert (not introvert)67.267221.815
minimalist (not pack rat)67.239027.813
questioning (not believing)67.274423.613
work-first (not family-first)67.058728.021
🤺 (not 🏌)67.097528.959
enlightened (not lost)67.034819.816
soulful (not soulless)66.9117125.419
prideful (not envious)66.994925.322
nice (not naughty)66.958821.616
catty (not supportive)66.941026.615
hoarder (not unprepared)66.855214.116
self-improving (not self-destructive)66.839130.622
earth (not air)66.762726.224
scientific (not artistic)66.665324.318
socialist (not libertarian)66.66923.010
sunny (not gloomy)66.551822.233
happy (not sad)66.433018.214
sturdy (not flimsy)66.491923.226
slumbering (not insomniac)66.412127.19
outgoing (not withdrawn)66.273125.313
pretentious (not unassuming)66.163025.122
charmer (not buffoon)66.098822.712
dry (not moist)65.840224.121
active (not slothful)65.7136424.020
👟 (not 🥾)65.752329.581
antagonist (not protagonist)65.628626.327
no-nonsense (not dramatic)65.548536.313
asexual (not sexual)65.531328.920
French (not Russian)65.459422.114
confident (not insecure)65.399323.415
straightforward (not cryptic)65.287037.517
wise (not foolish)65.171122.926
one-faced (not two-faced)65.199130.823
political (not nonpolitical)65.063532.721
repetitive (not varied)65.051721.514
lion (not zebra)65.087229.112
English (not German)64.9140727.515
mundane (not extraordinary)64.922225.024
angry (not good-humored)64.949232.716
badass (not weakass)64.8119027.025
perfect (not flawed)64.814320.411
arrogant (not humble)64.777522.721
summer (not winter)64.764022.720
sober (not indulgent)64.348434.112
privileged (not oppressed)64.397231.320
consumer (not creator)64.343027.310
'left-brained' (not 'right-brained')64.27226.918
vegan (not cannibal)64.265929.214
vintage (not trendy)64.2106025.919
expressive (not monotone)64.287122.226
red (not blue)64.056625.312
enchanting (not disturbing)64.084725.710
overthinker (not underthinker)63.9115824.59
meaningful (not pointless)63.8129826.89
normal (not weird)63.640125.525
homebody (not world traveler)63.657928.114
friendly (not unfriendly)63.6105326.217
serious (not bold)63.548627.125
beautiful (not ugly)63.4141119.216
insulting (not complimentary)63.458628.016
childlike (not parental)63.466330.818
empirical (not theoretical)63.342430.221
linear (not circular)63.139530.727
not genocidal (not genocidal)63.1121736.927
fighter (not lover)62.966825.323
emotional (not unemotional)62.9114626.319
love-focused (not money-focused)62.9114626.020
close-minded (not open-minded)62.843422.112
intense (not lighthearted)62.8108027.923
OCD (not ADHD)62.893628.023
alert (not oblivious)62.7106031.913
🥶 (not 🥵)62.641324.372
entrepreneur (not employee)62.696332.016
obsessed (not aloof)62.391524.920
utopian (not dystopian)62.354127.59
armoured (not vulnerable)62.293525.413
fulfilled (not unfulfilled)62.235727.910
sane (not crazy)62.163424.318
unstirring (not quivering)62.1103520.69
important (not irrelevant)62.0152023.013
rhythmic (not stuttering)62.0120826.418
fixable (not unfixable)62.083121.623
good-cook (not bad-cook)61.953424.59
common sense (not analysis)61.930425.821
resentful (not euphoric)61.794628.811
captain (not first-mate)61.681133.719
🎃 (not 💀)61.655430.670
skeptical (not spiritual)61.5119334.217
cosmopolitan (not provincial)61.464331.812
domestic (not industrial)61.452530.017
mighty (not puny)61.3117727.313
insider (not outsider)61.343927.515
dramatic (not comedic)61.3113126.921
forward-thinking (not stuck-in-the-past)61.372324.527
can't-fix-anything (not handy)61.342526.59
respectful (not rude)61.297029.721
🐀 (not 🐘)61.255629.668
narcissistic (not low self esteem)61.285023.929
moderate (not extreme)61.142325.216
sheeple (not conspiracist)61.120028.019
harsh (not gentle)61.177522.016
people-person (not things-person)61.182228.712
metrosexual (not macho)61.091023.219
picky (not always down)61.076627.029
highbrow (not lowbrow)60.893823.918
trusting (not charming)60.851819.717
stable (not unstable)60.660328.710
💝 (not 💔)60.374028.068
sweet (not savory)60.359627.513
master (not apprentice)60.1111427.125
hippie (not militaristic)60.154131.312
hard-work (not natural-talent)60.0102427.220
mild (not manic)60.048936.115
loyal (not traitorous)59.9150025.115
bourgeoisie (not proletariat)59.969829.713
angelic (not demonic)59.895126.120
mature (not juvenile)59.894628.016
flourishing (not traumatized)59.833126.824
western (not eastern)59.7111933.012
😀 (not 😭)59.766228.575
pop (not indie)59.737227.138
bubbly (not flat)59.769222.69
😇 (not 😈)59.684631.572
indoorsy (not outdoorsy)59.496325.19
tactful (not indiscreet)59.2105831.813
claustrophobic (not spelunker)59.237329.913
impatient (not patient)59.1105125.817
hard (not soft)59.193320.220
fortunate (not unlucky)58.959824.821
quarrelsome (not warm)58.989733.016
bitter (not sweet)58.978625.219
entitled (not grateful)58.980426.619
noble (not jovial)58.9106824.614
hard (not soft)58.894626.418
Constant PDA (not Hates PDA)58.857629.49
focused on the future (not focused on the present)58.755928.019
mild (not spicy)58.752033.729
real (not philosophical)58.7110624.229
straight (not queer)58.7141030.126
factual (not exaggerating)58.780527.318
statist (not anarchist)58.680032.117
heartfelt (not clinical)58.6108427.211
rich (not poor)58.5102719.720
Roman (not Greek)58.559325.417
mathematical (not literary)58.451932.917
cliché (not original)58.460622.816
mellow (not energetic)58.469330.118
innocent (not worldly)58.341623.121
demure (not vain)58.373828.518
child free (not pronatalist)58.3112433.012
sensitive (not thick-skinned)58.369423.419
ranged (not melee)58.375232.919
🐐 (not 🦒)58.2107927.853
serious (not playful)58.1108825.720
alpha (not beta)58.1113536.318
📈 (not 📉)58.1119231.262
explorer (not builder)58.084831.516
🦄 (not 🐴)58.062533.563
🎩 (not 🧢)57.990929.363
wired (not tired)57.8106526.712
kind (not cruel)57.7139627.017
exhibitionist (not bashful)57.7106126.317
democratic (not authoritarian)57.694828.420
careful (not brave)57.547924.711
ivory-tower (not blue-collar)57.477435.719
emancipated (not enslaved)57.3130727.921
generalist (not specialist)57.337427.621
🤖 (not 👻)57.369428.269
Swedish (not Italian)57.369526.312
cynical (not gullible)57.3116927.027
handshakes (not hugs)57.3112528.715
devout (not heathen)57.290327.720
humorless (not funny)57.161427.115
cheesy (not chic)57.189421.923
anxious (not calm)57.0107229.713
stingy (not generous)57.061027.423
centrist (not radical)57.058228.817
historical (not modern)56.973428.417
profound (not ironic)56.973030.032
positive (not negative)56.998330.214
thinker (not feeler)56.975127.511
scholarly (not crafty)56.863031.213
romantic (not dispassionate)56.8132932.222
queen (not princess)56.6112935.422
curious (not apathetic)56.5138430.924
🤠 (not 🤑)56.5114627.959
atheist (not theist)56.4109329.219
🌟 (not 💩)56.4147927.957
tame (not wild)56.367031.819
stoic (not hypochondriac)56.3106023.720
gregarious (not private)56.159625.818
warm (not cold)56.1100624.312
deep (not epic)56.175429.114
innocent (not jaded)56.149426.721
mad (not glad)56.0103628.615
Pepsi (not Coke)56.053228.920
vibrant (not geriatric)55.9133427.421
receiving (not giving)55.965726.024
all-seeing (not blind)55.8100314.611
uninspiring (not charismatic)55.728225.121
simple (not complicated)55.643130.021
thin (not thick)55.6112126.110
🥴 (not 🥳)55.6100926.959
🙋‍♂️ (not 🙅‍♂️)55.6103134.874
interested (not bored)55.6147531.124
distant (not touchy-feely)55.6104026.429
technophile (not luddite)55.576324.311
pensive (not serene)55.5158826.124
empath (not psychopath)55.5121524.221
moody (not stable)55.4126624.018
wooden (not plastic)55.4141328.014
coarse (not delicate)55.3117032.011
open-book (not secretive)55.259627.043
🐮 (not 🐷)55.1114729.557
attentive (not interrupting)55.097031.721
oxymoron (not tautology)54.9103929.215
🤐 (not 😜)54.896329.769
eager (not reluctant)54.6130324.217
whippersnapper (not sage)54.590126.119
resistant (not resigned)54.4162830.513
noob (not pro)54.241531.013
punchable (not loveable)54.263925.620
decorative (not utilitarian)54.161228.213
fearmongering (not reassuring)54.173931.714
giggling (not chortling)54.055532.623
monochrome (not multicolored)53.994731.516
urban (not rural)53.9142728.218
joyful (not miserable)53.972720.816
😬 (not 😏)53.973131.674
pain-avoidant (not masochistic)53.987024.915
unenthusiastic about food (not foodie)53.973030.19
spartan (not glamorous)53.9112122.810
honorable (not cunning)53.8117831.126
mad-scientist (not lumberjack)53.8114633.39
attractive (not repulsive)53.7155422.519
hurried (not leisurely)53.5116721.619
forward (not repressed)53.5124726.011
sarcastic (not genuine)53.491126.121
proactive (not reactive)53.474432.621
overprepared (not efficient)53.336323.315
grumpy (not cheery)53.3114015.611
awkward (not suspicious)53.166423.216
guarded (not open)53.0154431.316
loud (not quiet)52.9104730.019
blissful (not haunted)52.857528.726
blessed (not cursed)52.864527.712
nurturing (not poisonous)52.7125226.214
welcoming experience (not cringing away)52.6117522.311
reader (not writer)52.592031.915
equitable (not hypocritical)52.4108628.321
paranoid (not naive)52.4131726.420
individualist (not communal)52.2125926.514
water (not fire)52.275833.623
bear (not wolf)52.275032.59
musical (not off-key)52.183427.122
charming (not awkward)52.0132832.311
twitchy (not still)52.0126729.421
hunter (not gatherer)51.9111633.316
🙃 (not 🥰)51.892728.870
🧕 (not 💃)51.865930.061
natural (not mechanical)51.8113526.314
sheltered (not street-smart)51.773326.419
unannoying (not annoying)51.799422.89
love shy (not cassanova)51.7100025.810
concise (not long-winded)51.5107931.817
popular (not rejected)51.5104519.313
heroic (not villainous)51.3156324.218
rough (not smooth)51.3102228.413
high-tech (not low-tech)51.2104229.816
city-slicker (not country-bumpkin)51.2145123.022
frugal (not lavish)51.1117928.321
shallow (not deep)51.164826.520
subdued (not exuberant)51.183328.419
kangaroo (not dolphin)51.199634.09
optimistic (not pessimistic)51.0104326.420
extravagant (not thrifty)51.099026.018
conservative (not liberal)50.972229.220
🤡 (not 👽)50.190727.453
uncreative (not open to new experinces)50.254428.973
logical (not emotional)50.394125.823
altruistic (not selfish)50.3121728.012
compersive (not jealous)50.7106525.115
🛌 (not 🧗)50.771428.463
cringeworthy (not inspiring)50.483926.912
not introspective (not introspective)50.461330.118
doer (not thinker)50.4146531.825
often crying (not never cries)50.688026.231
generic (not insightful)50.455421.616
progressive (not old-fashioned)50.4117231.312
subjective (not objective)50.5109527.016
realistic (not ambitious)50.578925.416
machiavellian (not transparent)50.5105031.422

The lowest rating for any description in the table is 50.0 despite a 1 to 100 scale being used. This is because descriptions that had values lower than the midpoint were reversed. For example, a score of 1/100 for "hot (not cold)" is equivalent to a score of 100/100 for "cold (not hot)". This was done so that all the traits that are most distinctive for a character are at the top of the table.

Similar characters

The similarity between two characters can be calculated by taking the correlation between the lists of their traits. This produces a value from +1 to -1. With +1 implying that every trait one character is high on the other one is high on too, to an equal degree. And, -1 implying that if a character is high on specific trait, the other one is low on it. The 10 most and least similar characters to Susie Derkins based on their crowd-sourced profiles are listed below with the correlation in parenthesis.

Most similar Least similar
  1. Amy Santiago (0.759)
  2. Taylor McKessie (0.756)
  3. Monica Geller (0.741)
  4. Dr. Lisa Cuddy (0.74)
  5. Claire Dearing (0.732)
  6. Liberty Van Zandt (0.73)
  7. Rachel Dawes (0.726)
  8. Molly Davidson (0.716)
  9. Amy Sosa (0.714)
  10. Karen Vick (0.707)
  1. Barney Gumble (-0.536)
  2. Oscar Bluth (-0.515)
  3. Jake Harper (-0.456)
  4. Jason Mendoza (-0.453)
  5. Frank Gallagher (-0.434)
  6. A.J. Soprano (-0.43)
  7. Meredith Palmer (-0.43)
  8. Ed (-0.43)
  9. Marcus Baker (-0.413)
  10. Charlie Kelly (-0.41)

Personality types

Users who took the quiz were asked to self-identify their Myers-Briggs and Enneagram types. We can look at the average match scores of these different groups of users with Susie Derkins to see what personality types people who describe themselves in ways similar to the way Susie Derkins is described identify as.

Myers-Briggs Self-type Average match score with character Number of users
ESTJ63.7%547
ISTJ61.9%1475
ESFJ59.7%592
ENTJ59.2%2286
ISFJ59.1%1602
INTJ58.1%8827
ENFJ56.9%3842
INFJ55.2%12519
ESTP50.9%765
ISTP49.8%1950
ESFP49.4%1202
INTP49.2%11992
ENTP49.1%5934
ISFP48.2%1998
ENFP47.9%10817
INFP46.8%23344

Notes

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