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Michael Desiato Descriptive Personality Statistics

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Michael Desiato is a character from Your Honor.

This page summarizes crowd sourced ratings of their personality collected from users of the Statistical "Which Character" Personality Quiz. This website has recruited more than 3 million volunteers to rate characters on descriptive adjectives and other properties, which can be aggregated to create profiles that users can be matched to as part of a personality test. For more information about how the ratings were collected and how they are used, see the documentation.

Aggregated ratings for 500 descriptions

The table shows the average rating the character received for each descriptive item on a 1 to 100 scale and what that character's rank for the description is among all 2,000 characters in the database. It also shows the standard deviation of the ratings and how many different individuals submitted a rating for that description.

ItemAverage ratingRankRating standard deviationNumber of raters
lawyerly (not engineerial)100.010.03
family-first (not work-first)98.712.24
traumatized (not flourishing)97.522.52
serious (not playful)95.745.810
main character (not side character)95.4577.85
persistent (not quitter)94.7735.56
motivated (not unmotivated)94.76010.711
workaholic (not slacker)94.6345.55
haunted (not blissful)94.644.910
studious (not goof-off)93.4264.58
high IQ (not low IQ)93.21169.98
straight (not queer)93.2214.35
alert (not oblivious)93.0156.15
OCD (not ADHD)93.0211.64
perceptive (not unobservant)91.11228.79
reliable (not experimental)91.0145.35
neat (not messy)90.7567.16
believable (not poorly-written)90.5116.810
straight edge (not junkie)90.510012.86
complicated (not simple)90.43812.85
physicist (not photographer)90.4368.57
resolute (not wavering)90.3259.57
unlucky (not fortunate)90.168.97
not genocidal (not genocidal)90.0719.37
confidential (not gossiping)89.8669.05
old (not young)89.6387.88
parental (not childlike)89.41279.17
diligent (not lazy)89.23629.68
on-time (not tardy)89.112411.97
valedictorian (not drop out)89.014512.47
big-vocabulary (not small-vocabulary)89.020111.14
evolutionist (not creationist)89.0255.02
boundary breaking (not stereotypical)89.0557.93
complimentary (not insulting)88.7319.43
self-disciplined (not disorganized)88.22376.95
deep (not shallow)88.12912.310
focused (not absentminded)87.733521.24
anti-prank (not prankster)87.61179.27
street-smart (not sheltered)87.016710.56
leader (not follower)86.934923.37
depressed (not bright)86.72812.37
master (not apprentice)86.125610.77
overthinker (not underthinker)86.01959.93
driven (not unambitious)85.846615.29
literal (not metaphorical)85.7239.63
knowledgeable (not ignorant)85.42649.25
pro (not noob)85.235319.39
chronically single (not serial dater)85.020611.53
good-cook (not bad-cook)84.7489.54
prying (not unmeddlesome)84.718810.44
sad (not happy)84.58115.68
involved (not remote)84.38412.08
tense (not relaxed)84.030711.26
good-manners (not bad-manners)84.027411.67
genuine (not sarcastic)83.910120.38
rational (not whimsical)83.911610.57
🙅‍♂️ (not 🙋‍♂️)83.75113.03
emotional (not unemotional)83.627317.010
🥴 (not 🥳)83.5337.52
rock (not rap)83.416524.68
works hard (not plays hard)83.324217.06
🤠 (not 🤑)83.31007.93
cynical (not gullible)83.31998.23
important (not irrelevant)83.25138.76
demanding (not unchallenging)83.241217.95
analysis (not common sense)83.2847.16
eloquent (not unpolished)83.021611.36
unfrivolous (not goofy)83.02336.35
sorrowful (not cheery)82.911810.27
scientific (not artistic)82.718210.27
gendered (not androgynous)82.744716.57
legit (not scrub)82.623621.215
slovenly (not stylish)82.35217.59
precise (not vague)82.01996.02
love shy (not cassanova)81.7892.63
mature (not juvenile)81.525620.012
unprepared (not hoarder)81.21921.35
accurate (not off target)81.230228.76
presidential (not folksy)81.116326.28
supportive (not catty)80.927625.68
guarded (not open)80.745110.16
🎩 (not 🧢)80.73003.84
opinionated (not neutral)80.665225.27
decisive (not hesitant)80.539413.16
pointed (not random)80.441624.47
competent (not incompetent)80.366228.26
quiet (not loud)80.116812.88
bookish (not sporty)80.149420.111
overachiever (not underachiever)80.055525.26
English (not German)79.934625.111
domestic (not industrial)79.85012.75
profound (not ironic)79.84010.84
resists change (not likes change)79.63117.67
realist (not idealist)79.512219.46
captain (not first-mate)79.436218.78
tight (not loose)79.229817.310
triggered (not trolling)79.27411.56
opinionated (not jealous)79.229014.15
rich (not poor)79.244518.011
human (not animalistic)79.244821.65
scheduled (not spontaneous)79.036930.97
self-destructive (not self-improving)79.02139.95
ivory-tower (not blue-collar)78.919123.910
insightful (not generic)78.833124.710
masculine (not feminine)78.758125.16
inspiring (not cringeworthy)78.622819.013
thick-skinned (not sensitive)78.513424.46
everyman (not chosen one)78.37517.46
insomniac (not slumbering)78.237319.45
dramatic (not comedic)78.041420.110
purple (not orange)77.811316.05
tactful (not indiscreet)77.619913.28
giving (not receiving)77.632016.75
methodical (not astonishing)77.420616.75
hurried (not leisurely)77.311912.66
🐴 (not 🦄)77.124426.49
meaningful (not pointless)77.164725.711
desperate (not high standards)77.011622.75
unfulfilled (not fulfilled)77.035120.49
🤐 (not 😜)76.823522.15
civilized (not barbaric)76.857224.28
vanilla (not kinky)76.619223.97
attentive (not interrupting)76.52107.24
pronatalist (not child free)76.39327.66
natural (not mechanical)76.224219.56
political (not nonpolitical)76.227919.59
🧗 (not 🛌)76.04925.55
uptight (not easy)76.049629.15
handy (not can't-fix-anything)76.053912.33
practical (not imaginative)75.941527.57
soulful (not soulless)75.976922.810
mysterious (not unambiguous)75.725921.96
uncreative (not open to new experinces)75.68722.75
urban (not rural)75.646527.212
gloomy (not sunny)75.636822.57
predictable (not quirky)75.510330.76
dog person (not cat person)75.324424.86
machiavellian (not transparent)75.326612.33
loyal (not traitorous)75.1102822.37
tasteful (not lewd)75.03723.68
🧠 (not 💪)75.069131.65
dystopian (not utopian)75.021214.84
skeptical (not spiritual)74.957523.97
secretive (not open-book)74.855324.85
questioning (not believing)74.842527.19
cautious (not impulsive)74.728229.37
deliberate (not spontaneous)74.753734.56
bourgeoisie (not proletariat)74.729213.49
tame (not wild)74.718514.47
earth (not air)74.727120.64
modest (not flamboyant)74.633415.75
neurotypical (not autistic)74.548521.88
disarming (not creepy)74.552826.013
miserable (not joyful)74.437920.65
frenzied (not sleepy)74.361915.28
factual (not poetic)74.332319.89
basic (not hipster)74.232725.99
interested (not bored)74.152924.98
anxious (not calm)74.040321.79
scholarly (not crafty)74.018223.76
varied (not repetitive)73.84614.24
serious (not bold)73.717723.34
chic (not cheesy)73.723420.23
🌟 (not 💩)73.688530.55
👽 (not 🤡)73.422811.17
people-person (not things-person)73.438622.510
tall (not short)73.344912.06
frank (not sugarcoated)73.375220.56
paranoid (not naive)73.334628.16
strong identity (not social chameleon)73.375424.17
genius (not dunce)73.063023.34
private (not gregarious)73.051020.68
open-minded (not close-minded)73.039525.94
pretentious (not unassuming)73.04233.86
mellow (not energetic)73.022022.96
empath (not psychopath)72.963726.011
normal (not weird)72.814216.710
prideful (not envious)72.558927.36
💔 (not 💝)72.427930.35
lost (not enlightened)72.429430.65
🚴 (not 🏋️‍♂️)72.368621.36
fearful (not hopeful)72.314420.58
grumpy (not cheery)72.156827.59
statist (not anarchist)71.925120.38
slow-talking (not fast-talking)71.913123.510
fast (not slow)71.773820.08
independent (not codependent)71.767030.411
blue (not red)71.635723.111
obsessed (not aloof)71.449121.75
intellectual (not physical)71.471920.210
objective (not subjective)71.310733.73
regular (not zany)71.314526.46
classical (not avant-garde)71.036231.63
devout (not heathen)70.733128.37
😬 (not 😏)70.720822.57
egalitarian (not racist)70.5127628.410
naughty (not nice)70.454722.79
sensible (not ludicrous)70.355222.49
📉 (not 📈)70.36727.18
noble (not jovial)70.159818.37
historical (not modern)70.038319.65
accepting (not judgemental)70.037426.08
🐮 (not 🐷)70.017419.34
hygienic (not gross)70.0115326.311
altruistic (not selfish)69.859425.19
treasure (not trash)69.8115319.08
cosmopolitan (not provincial)69.73516.83
arcane (not mainstream)69.741628.07
flawed (not perfect)69.582623.16
🐘 (not 🐀)69.429824.99
buffoon (not charmer)69.320228.13
literary (not mathematical)69.149330.57
libertarian (not socialist)68.820520.36
comfortable (not awkward)68.853120.66
militaristic (not hippie)68.479022.78
😭 (not 😀)68.332320.86
trusting (not suspicious)68.235828.05
green thumb (not plant-neglecter)68.236931.46
deviant (not average)68.068624.07
wooden (not plastic)68.073429.35
thinker (not feeler)68.043924.13
resentful (not euphoric)68.067024.08
alpha (not beta)67.787029.112
vintage (not trendy)67.790718.07
concise (not long-winded)67.732620.29
coordinated (not clumsy)67.695526.98
formal (not intimate)67.649618.87
no-nonsense (not dramatic)67.641625.05
sober (not indulgent)67.536423.46
awkward (not suspicious)67.430722.48
writer (not reader)67.435021.55
rebellious (not obedient)67.387016.64
Italian (not Swedish)67.343520.76
cannibal (not vegan)67.348534.46
builder (not explorer)67.137926.68
macho (not metrosexual)66.834131.56
utilitarian (not decorative)66.570430.86
Hates PDA (not Constant PDA)66.561019.78
low-tech (not high-tech)66.453121.58
specialist (not generalist)66.456722.18
spelunker (not claustrophobic)66.454826.17
western (not eastern)66.263539.910
offended (not chill)66.264022.08
confident (not insecure)66.096824.98
self-assured (not self-conscious)66.086825.03
moist (not dry)66.034638.04
gentle (not harsh)65.960823.49
love-focused (not money-focused)65.9104327.37
exuberant (not subdued)65.767728.74
clean (not perverted)65.796324.24
devoted (not unfaithful)65.7144133.36
respectful (not rude)65.581322.14
'right-brained' (not 'left-brained')65.53534.64
contrarian (not yes-man)65.473930.65
patient (not impatient)65.436631.99
radical (not centrist)65.451732.69
👨‍🚀 (not 🧙)65.340834.06
oxymoron (not tautology)65.325627.48
pensive (not serene)65.198623.88
feminist (not sexist)65.0106532.66
factual (not exaggerating)64.959727.613
mischievous (not well behaved)64.886732.911
generous (not stingy)64.785428.76
princess (not queen)64.735619.33
earthly (not divine)64.785829.43
scruffy (not manicured)64.350327.010
unorthodox (not traditional)64.375533.07
two-faced (not one-faced)64.342518.56
muddy (not washed)64.137126.57
reclusive (not social)64.054430.25
monastic (not hedonist)64.025826.64
resistant (not resigned)63.9111825.07
worldly (not innocent)63.8109719.85
assertive (not passive)63.8115232.35
multicolored (not monochrome)63.754326.14
innovative (not routine)63.770835.06
real (not fake)63.7128038.73
active (not slothful)63.6146224.410
stable (not moody)63.429729.112
hard (not soft)63.480023.65
indie (not pop)63.388124.33
indoorsy (not outdoorsy)63.384236.58
cultured (not rustic)63.185622.310
vulnerable (not armoured)63.039827.811
grateful (not entitled)63.064832.03
protagonist (not antagonist)63.0120933.56
careful (not brave)62.932825.813
existentialist (not nihilist)62.971919.68
cryptic (not straightforward)62.823331.55
homebody (not world traveler)62.760332.26
hard-work (not natural-talent)62.689033.85
beautiful (not ugly)62.5143722.38
cursed (not blessed)62.498122.38
bossy (not meek)62.3116827.26
celebrity (not boy/girl-next-door)62.354032.43
quarrelsome (not warm)62.280825.75
enslaved (not emancipated)62.221321.35
privileged (not oppressed)62.2104824.49
sage (not whippersnapper)62.248327.16
🐐 (not 🦒)62.082225.97
grounded (not fantasy-prone)62.074030.47
goal-oriented (not experience-oriented)62.082639.87
forgiving (not vengeful)61.974431.58
attractive (not repulsive)61.9132521.27
bold (not shy)61.7153030.07
proactive (not reactive)61.634237.57
flexible (not rigid)61.448826.25
city-slicker (not country-bumpkin)61.2115127.06
👨‍⚕️ (not 👨‍🔧)61.275629.15
🏌 (not 🤺)61.222136.35
dispassionate (not romantic)61.033435.19
white knight (not bad boy)61.094427.77
hypochondriac (not stoic)61.039236.63
realistic (not fantastical)60.989426.39
demonic (not angelic)60.860115.46
stubborn (not accommodating)60.8130037.99
consumer (not creator)60.852034.75
resourceful (not helpless)60.7152536.810
friendly (not unfriendly)60.7113631.39
unstirring (not quivering)60.7110631.53
rejected (not popular)60.573821.74
charming (not awkward)60.4102932.98
vain (not demure)60.475916.75
bear (not wolf)60.448825.77
sincere (not irreverent)60.3117722.97
stoic (not expressive)60.156730.910
spartan (not glamorous)60.190923.311
moderate (not gluttonous)60.099734.44
villainous (not heroic)59.938822.110
mad-scientist (not lumberjack)59.993623.08
👩‍🔬 (not 👩‍🎤)59.872033.25
official (not backdoor)59.762333.08
minimalist (not pack rat)59.773223.67
chill (not sassy)59.730034.14
activist (not nonpartisan)59.7105429.87
mad (not glad)59.689326.27
patriotic (not unpatriotic)59.6116033.47
fresh (not stinky)59.6121717.55
thinker (not doer)59.637330.413
handshakes (not hugs)59.6106038.75
extraordinary (not mundane)59.5121824.88
distant (not touchy-feely)59.588824.76
healthy (not sickly)59.2129021.311
woke (not problematic)59.172931.89
tailor (not blacksmith)59.0104522.76
preppy (not punk rock)59.0101225.65
jaded (not innocent)59.0118639.65
hard (not soft)58.994118.67
often crying (not never cries)58.866025.015
lenient (not strict)58.770624.96
mild (not manic)58.553526.96
mild (not spicy)58.453328.914
feisty (not gracious)58.4122826.85
wise (not foolish)58.397326.010
politically correct (not edgy)58.364427.39
lavish (not frugal)58.269124.95
wholesome (not salacious)58.299430.44
French (not Russian)58.298925.76
hunter (not gatherer)58.295335.35
exhibitionist (not bashful)58.2104125.44
vibrant (not geriatric)58.0124934.45
outgoing (not withdrawn)57.999431.09
overprepared (not efficient)57.823128.89
normie (not freak)57.868427.89
tired (not wired)57.845530.46
theoretical (not empirical)57.732816.83
individualist (not communal)57.7103426.57
conservative (not liberal)57.752619.86
ferocious (not pacifist)57.6109118.75
technophile (not luddite)57.56937.52
rhythmic (not stuttering)57.4139123.98
pain-avoidant (not masochistic)57.370231.79
businesslike (not chivalrous)57.383434.28
monotone (not expressive)57.354222.86
reluctant (not eager)57.242427.413
sheriff (not outlaw)57.187825.67
rugged (not refined)57.07659.93
hypocritical (not equitable)57.071839.73
overspender (not penny-pincher)57.067316.56
linear (not circular)57.072028.47
fixable (not unfixable)57.0109030.08
entrepreneur (not employee)57.0111235.610
enchanting (not disturbing)57.0113235.67
analytical (not intuitive)57.082737.87
concrete (not abstract)56.9104332.39
loveable (not punchable)56.9116726.711
compersive (not jealous)56.880826.35
🧕 (not 💃)56.846733.35
crazy (not sane)56.787820.17
intense (not lighthearted)56.6129434.58
conventional (not creative)56.473731.013
🤫 (not 🤔)56.448034.612
badass (not weakass)56.4145430.48
trusting (not charming)56.371327.510
warm (not cold)56.3100018.77
picky (not always down)56.299624.34
😊 (not 🤣)56.0117224.45
corporate (not freelance)56.069122.78
morning lark (not night owl)55.961931.27
🧐 (not 😎)55.979435.17
flower child (not goth)55.9117933.910
unstable (not stable)55.9107131.213
introvert (not extrovert)55.871829.78
lowbrow (not highbrow)55.848432.06
interesting (not tiresome)55.8144529.510
consistent (not variable)55.8110630.76
prudish (not flirtatious)55.875021.312
conspiracist (not sheeple)55.7128521.03
theist (not atheist)55.761024.97
Coke (not Pepsi)55.776236.84
repressed (not forward)55.754128.27
sturdy (not flimsy)55.6134436.15
kangaroo (not dolphin)55.679036.85
social climber (not nonconformist)55.670233.17
savory (not sweet)55.4107728.49
democratic (not authoritarian)55.3102830.36
adventurous (not stick-in-the-mud)55.3113526.09
👟 (not 🥾)55.391037.83
ranged (not melee)55.298327.85
snoops (not minds-own-business)55.1149235.57
welcoming experience (not cringing away)55.1107123.511
humorless (not funny)55.067126.45
epic (not deep)55.083132.26
🎨 (not 🏀)55.0118520.65
conformist (not maverick)55.050137.25
insider (not outsider)54.972834.77
annoying (not unannoying)54.991829.411
go-getter (not slugabed)54.8176335.26
original (not cliché)54.7103625.67
pessimistic (not optimistic)54.593924.46
sexual (not asexual)54.4134825.97
kind (not cruel)54.3146722.04
shy (not playful)54.34656.13
winter (not summer)54.392228.74
Roman (not Greek)54.187636.68
thrifty (not extravagant)54.199329.97
reserved (not chatty)54.096717.45
💀 (not 🎃)54.099123.35
proud (not apologetic)54.0162627.06
pure (not debased)53.8104029.44
thin (not thick)53.8119024.46
old-fashioned (not progressive)53.883725.26
logical (not emotional)53.784033.07
biased (not impartial)53.7156431.711
deranged (not reasonable)53.779034.16
reasoned (not instinctual)53.676424.810
🥶 (not 🥵)53.673533.511
water (not fire)53.572626.26
😈 (not 😇)53.491519.710
narcissistic (not low self esteem)53.4115633.85
cooperative (not competitive)53.371825.27
sweet (not bitter)53.3100233.63
chortling (not giggling)53.3129928.44
foodie (not unenthusiastic about food)53.3112227.77
submissive (not dominant)53.264931.76
prestigious (not disreputable)53.2128922.06
philosophical (not real)53.052231.34
cool (not dorky)53.0114226.713
capitalist (not communist)53.0115138.24
lifeless (not spirited)53.034126.010
forward-thinking (not stuck-in-the-past)52.9109233.99
nerd (not jock)52.8118437.55
permanent (not transient)52.8112825.65
chaste (not lustful)52.781933.07
fearmongering (not reassuring)52.777030.14
down2earth (not head@clouds)52.5108324.76
scandalous (not proper)52.5103130.910
smug (not sheepish)52.5148325.46
humble (not arrogant)52.488621.210
🙃 (not 🥰)52.490922.77
twitchy (not still)52.1126122.98
smooth (not rough)52.0101124.16
coarse (not delicate)52.0127529.64
fussy (not sloppy)52.0162018.78
good-humored (not angry)51.8116431.912
🦇 (not 🐿)51.883832.25
negative (not positive)51.891023.16
orderly (not chaotic)51.7109127.46
moderate (not extreme)51.773732.88
inappropriate (not seemly)51.779733.74
flat (not bubbly)51.6110319.85
musical (not off-key)51.585930.52
gamer (not non-gamer)51.573242.16
focused on the future (not focused on the present)51.489930.28
not introspective (not introspective)51.458028.25
tattle-tale (not f***-the-police)51.473724.19
heartfelt (not clinical)51.4128220.15
all-seeing (not blind)51.3117029.27
cunning (not honorable)51.283525.114
lion (not zebra)51.2124322.04
puny (not mighty)50.159021.57
realistic (not ambitious)50.977234.412
uninspiring (not charismatic)50.837821.06
👻 (not 🤖)50.8113025.16
cocky (not timid)50.8157031.813
nurturing (not poisonous)50.7129827.410
roundabout (not direct)50.655833.58
🐒 (not 🐩)50.695336.411
apathetic (not curious)50.549531.110
fighter (not lover)50.5106827.84

The lowest rating for any description in the table is 50.0 despite a 1 to 100 scale being used. This is because descriptions that had values lower than the midpoint were reversed. For example, a score of 1/100 for "hot (not cold)" is equivalent to a score of 100/100 for "cold (not hot)". This was done so that all the traits that are most distinctive for a character are at the top of the table.

Similar characters

The similarity between two characters can be calculated by taking the correlation between the lists of their traits. This produces a value from +1 to -1. With +1 implying that every trait one character is high on the other one is high on too, to an equal degree. And, -1 implying that if a character is high on specific trait, the other one is low on it. The 10 most and least similar characters to Michael Desiato based on their crowd-sourced profiles are listed below with the correlation in parenthesis.

Most similar Least similar
  1. Aaron Hotchner (0.652)
  2. Dr. Abigail Griffin (0.65)
  3. Marty Byrde (0.649)
  4. Dr. Aaron Glassman (0.637)
  5. Harry Morgan (0.634)
  6. Richard Webber (0.625)
  7. Kitty Oppenheimer (0.621)
  8. Marcus Kane (0.617)
  9. Carl Hanratty (0.614)
  10. James Gordon (0.612)
  1. Michael Kelso (-0.466)
  2. Jason Mendoza (-0.424)
  3. Karen Smith (-0.419)
  4. Patrick Star (-0.414)
  5. Jake Harper (-0.414)
  6. Bob Pinciotti (-0.406)
  7. Luke Dunphy (-0.406)
  8. Midge Pinciotti (-0.405)
  9. Homer Simpson (-0.387)
  10. Kevin Malone (-0.385)

Personality types

Users who took the quiz were asked to self-identify their Myers-Briggs and Enneagram types. We can look at the average match scores of these different groups of users with Michael Desiato to see what personality types people who describe themselves in ways similar to the way Michael Desiato is described identify as.

__TYPES__
Myers-Briggs Self-type Average match score with character Number of users

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