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Jeff Greene Descriptive Personality Statistics

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Jeff Greene is a character from Curb Your Enthusiasm.

This page summarizes crowd sourced ratings of their personality collected from users of the Statistical "Which Character" Personality Quiz. This website has recruited more than 3 million volunteers to rate characters on descriptive adjectives and other properties, which can be aggregated to create profiles that users can be matched to as part of a personality test. For more information about how the ratings were collected and how they are used, see the documentation.

Aggregated ratings for 500 descriptions

The table shows the average rating the character received for each descriptive item on a 1 to 100 scale and what that character's rank for the description is among all 2,000 characters in the database. It also shows the standard deviation of the ratings and how many different individuals submitted a rating for that description.

ItemAverage ratingRankRating standard deviationNumber of raters
straight (not queer)94.9107.317
gendered (not androgynous)94.0169.728
rich (not poor)91.81328.119
🏌 (not 🤺)91.1210.217
Italian (not Swedish)90.42111.216
🛌 (not 🧗)89.71410.123
privileged (not oppressed)87.118315.618
thick (not thin)87.04012.926
masculine (not feminine)86.130511.227
foodie (not unenthusiastic about food)85.910313.326
basic (not hipster)85.14012.627
gluttonous (not moderate)84.17220.127
bear (not wolf)83.64319.725
earthly (not divine)82.98617.717
lenient (not strict)82.411012.743
first-mate (not captain)82.316918.422
side character (not main character)81.820322.440
lustful (not chaste)81.417918.526
🤡 (not 👽)81.23114.327
city-slicker (not country-bumpkin)80.836821.030
plant-neglecter (not green thumb)80.720214.825
capitalist (not communist)80.623620.229
funny (not humorless)80.227524.121
indoorsy (not outdoorsy)79.931516.318
🤑 (not 🤠)79.616321.523
goof-off (not studious)79.618013.028
cannibal (not vegan)79.318318.223
indulgent (not sober)79.123419.720
self-destructive (not self-improving)78.922015.024
playful (not serious)78.621714.625
western (not eastern)78.59921.724
🤣 (not 😊)78.59920.226
friendly (not unfriendly)78.255514.933
insider (not outsider)78.14614.926
jaded (not innocent)78.045721.623
money-focused (not love-focused)77.819620.022
flawed (not perfect)77.744818.620
unambiguous (not mysterious)77.615421.622
playful (not shy)77.555022.722
rock (not rap)77.546916.419
😀 (not 😭)77.415917.316
dog person (not cat person)77.219321.125
opinionated (not jealous)77.141213.921
lawyerly (not engineerial)77.124514.919
cringeworthy (not inspiring)77.017822.816
simple (not complicated)76.85316.622
cheesy (not chic)76.820715.226
leisurely (not hurried)76.710116.519
naughty (not nice)76.440620.218
follower (not leader)76.222222.224
outgoing (not withdrawn)76.042115.522
🐴 (not 🦄)75.828421.139
social climber (not nonconformist)75.720015.724
snoops (not minds-own-business)75.664719.719
lighthearted (not intense)75.511621.428
businesslike (not chivalrous)75.029420.720
slothful (not active)74.55021.428
🏀 (not 🎨)74.532023.327
old (not young)74.431015.520
slow (not fast)74.36118.921
social (not reclusive)74.239418.122
hedonist (not monastic)74.215819.319
crafty (not scholarly)74.143120.220
resists change (not likes change)74.152618.619
extrovert (not introvert)73.846520.117
entitled (not grateful)73.842819.619
off-key (not musical)73.819619.319
🐘 (not 🐀)73.617329.316
skeptical (not spiritual)73.664730.925
real (not philosophical)73.533316.036
chortling (not giggling)73.533431.720
selfish (not altruistic)73.338219.228
believable (not poorly-written)73.387722.531
loud (not quiet)73.253124.528
backdoor (not official)73.234120.716
nonpartisan (not activist)73.011824.017
weakass (not badass)72.713320.327
warm (not cold)72.751221.024
practical (not imaginative)72.554716.930
sexual (not asexual)72.569830.026
loose (not tight)71.920220.331
mainstream (not arcane)71.811725.132
ironic (not profound)71.718019.530
everyman (not chosen one)71.719426.029
slumbering (not insomniac)71.76819.124
spirited (not lifeless)71.792915.420
codependent (not independent)71.623524.926
ugly (not beautiful)71.69626.218
chatty (not reserved)71.551720.224
urban (not rural)71.569529.220
coarse (not delicate)71.556317.324
easy (not uptight)71.525219.823
not introspective (not introspective)71.411224.123
narcissistic (not low self esteem)71.452023.919
gregarious (not private)71.327025.122
buffoon (not charmer)71.317724.827
oblivious (not alert)71.319522.828
perverted (not clean)71.327222.930
wavering (not resolute)71.25023.923
unfaithful (not devoted)71.29227.226
lewd (not tasteful)71.218923.225
stinky (not fresh)71.218023.716
tailor (not blacksmith)71.250223.716
permanent (not transient)70.928725.220
👟 (not 🥾)70.833426.026
blissful (not haunted)70.817227.916
opinionated (not neutral)70.8121426.720
flexible (not rigid)70.623320.830
jovial (not noble)70.621119.625
beta (not alpha)70.532122.023
routine (not innovative)70.536519.716
mischievous (not well behaved)70.472522.629
involved (not remote)70.271227.516
bad-cook (not good-cook)70.233225.120
celebrity (not boy/girl-next-door)70.238020.821
gossiping (not confidential)70.129525.326
corporate (not freelance)70.133426.727
prankster (not anti-prank)70.042521.921
goofy (not unfrivolous)70.040415.725
receiving (not giving)69.935827.424
work-first (not family-first)69.552919.922
emotional (not unemotional)69.589423.626
bad boy (not white knight)69.541824.719
absentminded (not focused)69.422818.416
😎 (not 🧐)69.453627.521
🐐 (not 🦒)69.437825.122
comedic (not dramatic)69.419622.023
dorky (not cool)69.339124.221
problematic (not woke)69.249426.024
generalist (not specialist)69.15326.627
logical (not emotional)69.137526.027
soft (not hard)69.142323.427
bourgeoisie (not proletariat)69.143023.416
good-humored (not angry)69.059817.620
common sense (not analysis)69.011115.922
🐷 (not 🐮)68.917825.116
monochrome (not multicolored)68.838921.622
not genocidal (not genocidal)68.7102734.616
worldly (not innocent)68.691925.123
mundane (not extraordinary)68.515023.820
kangaroo (not dolphin)68.527525.420
clumsy (not coordinated)68.431419.925
preppy (not punk rock)68.470724.717
edgy (not politically correct)68.362321.928
sickly (not healthy)68.319322.227
😜 (not 🤐)68.249522.929
claustrophobic (not spelunker)68.215520.621
trolling (not triggered)68.217229.618
inappropriate (not seemly)68.244021.520
arrogant (not humble)68.167925.333
realistic (not fantastical)68.062225.020
literal (not metaphorical)67.950825.822
fast-talking (not slow-talking)67.968827.328
realist (not idealist)67.844627.025
cunning (not honorable)67.742926.729
repulsive (not attractive)67.721415.133
reactive (not proactive)67.730223.123
stick-in-the-mud (not adventurous)67.534717.721
salacious (not wholesome)67.545924.419
serial dater (not chronically single)67.330127.224
can't-fix-anything (not handy)67.228720.621
luddite (not technophile)67.132520.721
conventional (not creative)67.041026.527
subjective (not objective)67.020327.320
flirtatious (not prudish)66.962926.017
😈 (not 😇)66.854121.528
earth (not air)66.861724.430
extravagant (not thrifty)66.753627.520
💃 (not 🧕)66.684017.326
🎃 (not 💀)66.640428.119
small-vocabulary (not big-vocabulary)66.627425.119
factual (not poetic)66.560620.927
sexist (not feminist)66.435024.016
English (not German)66.4131830.618
pain-avoidant (not masochistic)66.425528.328
juvenile (not mature)66.347423.433
underachiever (not overachiever)66.315621.720
outlaw (not sheriff)66.267519.441
on-time (not tardy)66.298024.817
patriotic (not unpatriotic)66.182422.519
resentful (not euphoric)66.175524.120
centrist (not radical)66.021222.124
consumer (not creator)66.037924.917
epic (not deep)65.937124.116
pointless (not meaningful)65.914324.124
consistent (not variable)65.866228.026
handshakes (not hugs)65.890330.225
bold (not shy)65.6142920.522
concrete (not abstract)65.659923.825
secretive (not open-book)65.588826.423
zebra (not lion)65.544526.224
foolish (not wise)65.442221.523
classical (not avant-garde)65.361822.616
🐒 (not 🐩)65.344627.028
builder (not explorer)65.244825.422
soft (not hard)65.253525.224
💩 (not 🌟)65.225026.330
exaggerating (not factual)65.263521.723
homebody (not world traveler)65.054323.321
lazy (not diligent)64.911123.617
shallow (not deep)64.930129.719
🐿 (not 🦇)64.971526.917
stereotypical (not boundary breaking)64.940124.019
heathen (not devout)64.742122.924
unfixable (not fixable)64.735229.123
cassanova (not love shy)64.760021.423
vain (not demure)64.664121.917
sturdy (not flimsy)64.6100127.423
unpolished (not eloquent)64.641123.226
pack rat (not minimalist)64.637021.821
water (not fire)64.642418.716
low-tech (not high-tech)64.560220.528
neurotypical (not autistic)64.2111128.027
sleepy (not frenzied)64.15223.430
impatient (not patient)63.988925.325
pro (not noob)63.8121925.021
lumberjack (not mad-scientist)63.750122.616
lost (not enlightened)63.662120.323
realistic (not ambitious)63.635225.617
debased (not pure)63.560523.916
slovenly (not stylish)63.537324.424
hypocritical (not equitable)63.552323.320
cynical (not gullible)63.592927.531
ivory-tower (not blue-collar)63.458927.120
repetitive (not varied)63.460320.323
moist (not dry)63.444726.119
protagonist (not antagonist)63.4119526.623
blue (not red)63.463623.523
🙃 (not 🥰)63.353030.120
egalitarian (not racist)63.2153926.222
bored (not interested)63.214225.123
evolutionist (not creationist)63.267527.316
photographer (not physicist)63.276019.419
dystopian (not utopian)63.159925.816
vague (not precise)63.024123.320
exhibitionist (not bashful)63.081925.327
underthinker (not overthinker)62.923130.929
confident (not insecure)62.8107621.617
interrupting (not attentive)62.861028.727
careful (not brave)62.733124.226
impulsive (not cautious)62.772929.329
regular (not zany)62.739226.325
pensive (not serene)62.7115322.817
summer (not winter)62.769128.027
unfulfilled (not fulfilled)62.793828.523
childlike (not parental)62.668622.125
dunce (not genius)62.428816.622
princess (not queen)62.441928.124
tired (not wired)62.429726.625
democratic (not authoritarian)62.373625.522
driven (not unambitious)62.3167922.721
prideful (not envious)62.3125827.118
efficient (not overprepared)62.299420.521
quitter (not persistent)62.12623.816
Hates PDA (not Constant PDA)62.178519.521
cooperative (not competitive)62.047330.624
demonic (not angelic)62.057320.721
disreputable (not prestigious)62.038922.022
yes-man (not contrarian)62.032128.731
conformist (not maverick)62.032622.121
self-assured (not self-conscious)61.9104323.431
🧢 (not 🎩)61.970531.631
🧠 (not 💪)61.8117925.020
straightforward (not cryptic)61.7106329.722
thick-skinned (not sensitive)61.773825.024
whippersnapper (not sage)61.754328.021
meek (not bossy)61.638324.820
happy (not sad)61.644523.631
biased (not impartial)61.5109425.424
armoured (not vulnerable)61.596729.620
modern (not historical)61.480725.127
vintage (not trendy)61.4117823.124
doer (not thinker)61.498225.716
📉 (not 📈)61.322126.719
generic (not insightful)61.326227.322
blind (not all-seeing)61.352224.428
supportive (not catty)61.2100424.327
enslaved (not emancipated)61.123830.521
cocky (not timid)61.1123822.119
questioning (not believing)61.1100126.235
pacifist (not ferocious)61.050125.321
chill (not offended)60.847329.119
savory (not sweet)60.890428.922
focused on the present (not focused on the future)60.760728.924
individualist (not communal)60.692933.022
stuttering (not rhythmic)60.629424.517
stingy (not generous)60.553321.420
fortunate (not unlucky)60.354125.925
poisonous (not nurturing)60.358626.825
cheery (not sorrowful)60.256627.723
lowbrow (not highbrow)60.233321.026
literary (not mathematical)60.194123.922
animalistic (not human)60.133026.444
anxious (not calm)60.096323.424
flower child (not goth)60.0103416.917
passive (not assertive)59.833429.324
geriatric (not vibrant)59.831424.622
lavish (not frugal)59.765423.923
plays hard (not works hard)59.645323.018
bold (not serious)59.684823.923
gross (not hygienic)59.632126.228
always down (not picky)59.541624.628
reassuring (not fearmongering)59.395628.017
pop (not indie)59.338318.823
expressive (not monotone)59.3104929.024
messy (not neat)59.259623.624
mild (not manic)59.252028.028
nerd (not jock)59.1100627.116
old-fashioned (not progressive)59.169323.822
dispassionate (not romantic)59.038026.532
chill (not sassy)59.032126.125
relaxed (not tense)58.928329.320
deviant (not average)58.9104625.031
gatherer (not hunter)58.971235.117
desperate (not high standards)58.950726.223
expressive (not stoic)58.898122.721
scheduled (not spontaneous)58.799532.522
sloppy (not fussy)58.726721.728
open to new experinces (not uncreative)58.6135731.416
wild (not tame)58.6105624.128
smug (not sheepish)58.5129726.222
libertarian (not socialist)58.469024.017
kind (not cruel)58.4138519.523
sarcastic (not genuine)58.475629.923
entrepreneur (not employee)58.3107428.526
unstirring (not quivering)58.3120326.124
machiavellian (not transparent)58.275331.320
bubbly (not flat)58.175624.328
aloof (not obsessed)58.023327.816
lover (not fighter)58.080222.125
bright (not depressed)57.977023.624
deranged (not reasonable)57.965723.324
🥴 (not 🥳)57.989724.717
Russian (not French)57.947428.527
psychopath (not empath)57.958729.923
scruffy (not manicured)57.864223.827
workaholic (not slacker)57.8148022.418
rustic (not cultured)57.852131.616
villainous (not heroic)57.743121.823
master (not apprentice)57.7119526.323
frank (not sugarcoated)57.7144833.928
unmotivated (not motivated)57.712120.519
👨‍🚀 (not 🧙)57.673428.033
never cries (not often crying)57.6100725.321
glad (not mad)57.567128.028
linear (not circular)57.569429.416
loyal (not traitorous)57.4155327.620
apathetic (not curious)57.428428.325
empirical (not theoretical)57.382229.916
scrub (not legit)57.329426.517
mild (not spicy)57.257324.016
👩‍🎤 (not 👩‍🔬)57.290029.918
stable (not moody)57.145926.225
cosmopolitan (not provincial)57.184926.717
exuberant (not subdued)57.1101827.015
off target (not accurate)57.144421.217
muddy (not washed)57.054228.718
obedient (not rebellious)56.961829.923
mellow (not energetic)56.975031.426
trash (not treasure)56.831722.323
experience-oriented (not goal-oriented)56.863731.539
unmeddlesome (not prying)56.828928.019
feisty (not gracious)56.7128723.426
people-person (not things-person)56.796230.226
jealous (not compersive)56.681424.221
reliable (not experimental)56.695630.422
repressed (not forward)56.651030.117
street-smart (not sheltered)56.5118628.217
twitchy (not still)56.5109727.133
quarrelsome (not warm)56.497126.729
resourceful (not helpless)56.4165626.127
non-gamer (not gamer)56.4113132.520
negative (not positive)56.377528.125
rational (not whimsical)56.2108626.624
disorganized (not self-disciplined)56.249926.526
rough (not smooth)56.280624.319
charismatic (not uninspiring)56.2158922.819
scandalous (not proper)56.291527.326
🏋️‍♂️ (not 🚴)56.247817.619
folksy (not presidential)56.278327.121
two-faced (not one-faced)56.160028.635
🤔 (not 🤫)56.0106030.722
disturbing (not enchanting)56.063028.722
purple (not orange)55.979630.821
tall (not short)55.9108025.326
👨‍⚕️ (not 👨‍🔧)55.992029.521
unassuming (not pretentious)55.865732.519
hard-work (not natural-talent)55.8122317.317
pessimistic (not optimistic)55.789628.326
melee (not ranged)55.753229.821
spartan (not glamorous)55.7105620.919
charming (not trusting)55.693824.327
morning lark (not night owl)55.662923.716
cliché (not original)55.571027.623
interesting (not tiresome)55.4146023.121
unprepared (not hoarder)55.457122.321
modest (not flamboyant)55.3101826.323
open (not guarded)55.338723.826
awkward (not suspicious)55.359526.124
rugged (not refined)55.279525.129
feeler (not thinker)55.2106025.821
low IQ (not high IQ)55.028320.218
submissive (not dominant)54.959731.235
insulting (not complimentary)54.982228.527
hypochondriac (not stoic)54.861727.523
flourishing (not traumatized)54.748827.323
open-minded (not close-minded)54.6118726.721
Roman (not Greek)54.685033.641
f***-the-police (not tattle-tale)54.6121927.617
deliberate (not spontaneous)54.5122725.320
instinctual (not reasoned)54.5107428.322
fearful (not hopeful)54.563423.817
awkward (not charming)54.465219.819
moderate (not extreme)54.464624.218
oxymoron (not tautology)54.4108029.116
junkie (not straight edge)54.451729.716
nihilist (not existentialist)54.351630.524
stubborn (not accommodating)54.3153429.436
paranoid (not naive)54.3121522.823
kinky (not vanilla)54.294129.829
😬 (not 😏)54.272132.221
grumpy (not cheery)54.2111334.419
loveable (not punchable)54.0128230.923
judgemental (not accepting)53.9100129.726
unobservant (not perceptive)53.929730.722
social chameleon (not strong identity)53.932530.127
scientific (not artistic)53.8100023.119
resistant (not resigned)53.8166428.018
atheist (not theist)53.8118927.525
Coke (not Pepsi)53.890432.019
predictable (not quirky)53.883323.825
methodical (not astonishing)53.7118528.321
ludicrous (not sensible)53.574724.730
unchallenging (not demanding)53.538028.023
bookish (not sporty)53.4124728.723
crazy (not sane)53.398923.024
ignorant (not knowledgeable)53.347630.417
drop out (not valedictorian)53.267430.116
mechanical (not natural)53.283730.324
puny (not mighty)53.150024.620
intuitive (not analytical)53.199827.427
direct (not roundabout)53.0146227.221
macho (not metrosexual)52.970027.216
touchy-feely (not distant)52.983828.220
hippie (not militaristic)52.975324.821
normal (not weird)52.873325.825
bitter (not sweet)52.897326.028
miserable (not joyful)52.8120722.719
rejected (not popular)52.896022.527
disarming (not creepy)52.6150521.722
physical (not intellectual)52.569224.916
formal (not intimate)52.595126.026
🤖 (not 👻)52.588833.617
forward-thinking (not stuck-in-the-past)52.5111327.123
long-winded (not concise)52.586926.819
cursed (not blessed)52.5134520.919
plastic (not wooden)52.443426.725
apologetic (not proud)52.436527.818
'left-brained' (not 'right-brained')52.382628.416
ADHD (not OCD)52.372628.617
gentle (not harsh)52.3100025.423
trusting (not suspicious)52.286730.519
grounded (not fantasy-prone)52.2104929.527
slugabed (not go-getter)52.123626.621
hesitant (not decisive)52.055924.118
soulful (not soulless)51.9159031.834
welcoming experience (not cringing away)51.8120622.924
dramatic (not no-nonsense)51.7110926.223
traditional (not unorthodox)51.786722.518
random (not pointed)51.749328.219
heartfelt (not clinical)51.7127626.322
fake (not real)51.746929.526
good-manners (not bad-manners)51.6136528.623
rude (not respectful)51.580024.722
forgiving (not vengeful)51.4104227.224
🥵 (not 🥶)51.4120628.725
normie (not freak)51.490729.127
civilized (not barbaric)51.3144626.027
important (not irrelevant)51.3179021.116
stable (not unstable)51.387926.619
head@clouds (not down2earth)51.294630.432
💔 (not 💝)51.296125.924
sincere (not irreverent)51.2146524.317
political (not nonpolitical)51.1123131.618
competent (not incompetent)51.1170827.924
industrial (not domestic)51.1108330.316
decorative (not utilitarian)51.170923.919
penny-pincher (not overspender)51.1117630.226
conservative (not liberal)51.171729.619
🙋‍♂️ (not 🙅‍♂️)51.0122827.821
indiscreet (not tactful)50.170827.427
gloomy (not sunny)50.1120628.121
reader (not writer)50.1104830.325
comfortable (not awkward)50.9121328.122
conspiracist (not sheeple)50.3154328.518
statist (not anarchist)50.3113926.641
chaotic (not orderly)50.698824.122
child free (not pronatalist)50.6143431.625
reluctant (not eager)50.666130.427
unannoying (not annoying)50.5104128.720

The lowest rating for any description in the table is 50.0 despite a 1 to 100 scale being used. This is because descriptions that had values lower than the midpoint were reversed. For example, a score of 1/100 for "hot (not cold)" is equivalent to a score of 100/100 for "cold (not hot)". This was done so that all the traits that are most distinctive for a character are at the top of the table.

Similar characters

The similarity between two characters can be calculated by taking the correlation between the lists of their traits. This produces a value from +1 to -1. With +1 implying that every trait one character is high on the other one is high on too, to an equal degree. And, -1 implying that if a character is high on specific trait, the other one is low on it. The 10 most and least similar characters to Jeff Greene based on their crowd-sourced profiles are listed below with the correlation in parenthesis.

Most similar Least similar
  1. Peter Clemenza (0.574)
  2. Asher Millstone (0.555)
  3. Gino (0.55)
  4. Clay Davis (0.514)
  5. Prince Stepan 'Stiva' Oblonsky (0.514)
  6. Tommy (0.506)
  7. Homer Simpson (0.496)
  8. Thomas 'Herc' Hauk (0.495)
  9. Greggsy (0.493)
  10. Bob Pinciotti (0.49)
  1. Prairie Johnson (-0.437)
  2. Inej Ghafa (-0.424)
  3. Elsa (-0.409)
  4. Paul Atreides (-0.404)
  5. Neo (-0.399)
  6. Ender Wiggin (-0.393)
  7. Ahsoka Tano (-0.385)
  8. Chani (-0.378)
  9. River Tam (-0.374)
  10. Eleven (-0.372)

Personality types

Users who took the quiz were asked to self-identify their Myers-Briggs and Enneagram types. We can look at the average match scores of these different groups of users with Jeff Greene to see what personality types people who describe themselves in ways similar to the way Jeff Greene is described identify as.

__TYPES__
Myers-Briggs Self-type Average match score with character Number of users

Notes

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