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Moe Szyslak Descriptive Personality Statistics

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Moe Szyslak is a character from The Simpsons.

This page summarizes crowd sourced ratings of their personality collected from users of the Statistical "Which Character" Personality Quiz. This website has recruited more than 3 million volunteers to rate characters on descriptive adjectives and other properties, which can be aggregated to create profiles that users can be matched to as part of a personality test. For more information about how the ratings were collected and how they are used, see the documentation.

Aggregated ratings for 500 descriptions

The table shows the average rating the character received for each descriptive item on a 1 to 100 scale and what that character's rank for the description is among all 2,000 characters in the database. It also shows the standard deviation of the ratings and how many different individuals submitted a rating for that description.

ItemAverage ratingRankRating standard deviationNumber of raters
cursed (not blessed)91.92011.511
night owl (not morning lark)90.62711.0327
unfulfilled (not fulfilled)90.13611.323
depressed (not bright)89.91014.8366
chronically single (not serial dater)88.89418.216
pessimistic (not optimistic)88.41916.7337
blue-collar (not ivory-tower)88.13421.6375
grumpy (not cheery)88.110010.618
desperate (not high standards)87.51918.560
low-tech (not high-tech)87.42413.9370
spartan (not glamorous)87.35614.015
gloomy (not sunny)86.87318.156
self-destructive (not self-improving)86.66116.962
resentful (not euphoric)86.47716.619
backdoor (not official)86.06116.2335
sad (not happy)85.96317.3365
unlucky (not fortunate)85.63217.4465
sorrowful (not cheery)85.46616.3395
work-first (not family-first)85.416318.9384
coarse (not delicate)85.116321.615
plant-neglecter (not green thumb)84.911723.714
repulsive (not attractive)84.83617.5425
child free (not pronatalist)84.85822.2315
resists change (not likes change)84.815020.714
lowbrow (not highbrow)84.41320.1394
stingy (not generous)84.410415.551
bad-manners (not good-manners)84.38913.613
miserable (not joyful)84.111418.6133
insomniac (not slumbering)84.114421.521
vintage (not trendy)83.917116.362
homebody (not world traveler)83.99311.113
inappropriate (not seemly)83.712219.116
side character (not main character)83.515221.125
skeptical (not spiritual)83.419718.0401
manic (not mild)83.126817.916
rugged (not refined)83.011917.7424
flawed (not perfect)82.925314.615
perverted (not clean)82.89019.959
👨‍🔧 (not 👨‍⚕️)82.716120.3106
unstable (not stable)82.625122.822
lewd (not tasteful)82.54819.2428
scruffy (not manicured)82.414421.9383
cannibal (not vegan)82.013722.754
drop out (not valedictorian)81.910824.4122
indoorsy (not outdoorsy)81.725525.725
moody (not stable)81.629921.3453
unpolished (not eloquent)81.68123.2341
disreputable (not prestigious)81.45921.1268
awkward (not comfortable)81.413825.914
frank (not sugarcoated)81.334827.238
crafty (not scholarly)81.316617.2384
edgy (not politically correct)81.218917.6409
traumatized (not flourishing)81.221723.744
🐒 (not 🐩)81.06019.3129
negative (not positive)80.914318.418
frugal (not lavish)80.87421.5353
sarcastic (not genuine)80.817622.4383
poor (not rich)80.811919.0361
earthly (not divine)80.813916.614
🛌 (not 🧗)80.77020.9174
savory (not sweet)80.620410.819
rejected (not popular)80.619123.516
bitter (not sweet)80.421219.5341
old (not young)80.319513.5437
unmotivated (not motivated)80.31823.648
penny-pincher (not overspender)80.25423.9178
slovenly (not stylish)80.07822.5368
rough (not smooth)80.011622.1355
freelance (not corporate)80.034019.642
f***-the-police (not tattle-tale)79.943525.044
sickly (not healthy)79.85318.2379
debased (not pure)79.721122.6392
mellow (not energetic)79.38814.217
cheesy (not chic)79.215620.144
stinky (not fresh)79.27722.6180
proletariat (not bourgeoisie)79.011827.8311
old-fashioned (not progressive)79.020023.523
jaded (not innocent)78.941721.541
🐐 (not 🦒)78.95923.8180
gross (not hygienic)78.98022.214
street-smart (not sheltered)78.840623.9343
entrepreneur (not employee)78.748023.718
ugly (not beautiful)78.64823.3125
scandalous (not proper)78.530322.3349
suspicious (not trusting)78.433324.3431
handshakes (not hugs)78.453122.414
thrifty (not extravagant)78.39725.154
luddite (not technophile)78.05621.3293
haunted (not blissful)78.039920.860
masculine (not feminine)77.661420.4447
awkward (not charming)77.513025.0448
sexist (not feminist)77.518022.5158
stuck-in-the-past (not forward-thinking)77.510022.254
mischievous (not well behaved)77.352121.3444
feisty (not gracious)77.345019.9310
harsh (not gentle)77.335122.715
flat (not bubbly)77.224015.413
freak (not normie)77.225821.160
lustful (not chaste)77.128121.6383
💔 (not 💝)77.118129.1204
🐀 (not 🐘)77.110425.4187
underachiever (not overachiever)77.05827.258
rude (not respectful)76.722020.6429
creepy (not disarming)76.610824.1164
heathen (not devout)76.512724.5384
insulting (not complimentary)76.527322.090
junkie (not straight edge)76.313327.615
weird (not normal)76.238923.8432
cringeworthy (not inspiring)76.218823.287
selfish (not altruistic)76.034024.0409
gendered (not androgynous)75.893728.0151
apathetic (not curious)75.72724.7397
dystopian (not utopian)75.719419.112
jealous (not compersive)75.626623.3295
gossiping (not confidential)75.322125.5410
conspiracist (not sheeple)75.336724.4279
folksy (not presidential)75.122126.456
insecure (not confident)75.111728.4393
anti-prank (not prankster)74.955231.122
quarrelsome (not warm)74.942124.2427
bad-cook (not good-cook)74.819724.455
mad (not glad)74.637724.7118
😈 (not 😇)74.537121.3153
outlaw (not sheriff)74.444723.7354
repetitive (not varied)74.416623.4156
😭 (not 😀)74.316326.3130
lifeless (not spirited)74.35929.220
off-key (not musical)74.218026.741
reactive (not proactive)74.212724.341
problematic (not woke)74.237124.014
vengeful (not forgiving)74.144327.6426
anxious (not calm)73.940926.8361
mundane (not extraordinary)73.98525.8351
muddy (not washed)73.916722.540
disturbing (not enchanting)73.823431.913
off target (not accurate)73.812823.113
paranoid (not naive)73.633129.541
🧙 (not 👨‍🚀)73.524523.3159
small-vocabulary (not big-vocabulary)73.515428.115
stick-in-the-mud (not adventurous)73.422424.6327
rustic (not cultured)73.414725.252
cunning (not honorable)73.433124.2442
utilitarian (not decorative)73.437124.286
oppressed (not privileged)73.318325.449
hypocritical (not equitable)73.328323.2110
unfriendly (not friendly)73.224818.715
slothful (not active)73.16222.8373
puny (not mighty)73.010122.7401
👩‍🎤 (not 👩‍🔬)73.042623.2120
demonic (not angelic)72.932818.7405
absentminded (not focused)72.918128.112
nonpartisan (not activist)72.812431.212
atheist (not theist)72.743027.885
focused on the present (not focused on the future)72.716526.7357
low self esteem (not narcissistic)72.517931.055
nonconformist (not social climber)72.543628.812
punk rock (not preppy)72.437827.363
kinky (not vanilla)72.338425.9387
pensive (not serene)72.346024.744
cocky (not timid)72.281925.138
barbaric (not civilized)72.119322.3351
low IQ (not high IQ)71.97821.9314
🥴 (not 🥳)71.927228.2106
worldly (not innocent)71.778324.5378
provincial (not cosmopolitan)71.617127.8317
🐷 (not 🐮)71.614027.5171
🙃 (not 🥰)71.531130.6177
rock (not rap)71.593626.244
Italian (not Swedish)71.431230.642
indulgent (not sober)71.246527.4389
🐴 (not 🦄)71.244732.0101
everyman (not chosen one)71.221432.945
🤣 (not 😊)71.122622.7121
ironic (not profound)71.119128.449
boy/girl-next-door (not celebrity)71.166227.936
emotional (not logical)71.048126.3431
🚴 (not 🏋️‍♂️)71.076623.9118
routine (not innovative)71.035232.511
messy (not neat)70.934927.5280
goof-off (not studious)70.932426.2107
psychopath (not empath)70.935225.855
anarchist (not statist)70.934127.7182
photographer (not physicist)70.750030.512
crazy (not sane)70.645525.9131
tired (not wired)70.611734.721
biased (not impartial)70.559428.3335
beta (not alpha)70.532228.5345
stubborn (not accommodating)70.393830.653
smug (not sheepish)70.382934.912
impatient (not patient)70.366527.2138
dunce (not genius)70.217721.7457
nihilist (not existentialist)70.27030.470
twitchy (not still)70.155028.659
indie (not pop)70.058027.647
uninspiring (not charismatic)69.77329.2339
tense (not relaxed)69.7102427.4396
stereotypical (not boundary breaking)69.628529.521
rebellious (not obedient)69.680225.3362
money-focused (not love-focused)69.631730.750
catty (not supportive)69.436628.515
interrupting (not attentive)69.341527.753
chaotic (not orderly)69.054227.7414
deranged (not reasonable)68.939726.6115
self-conscious (not self-assured)68.816831.6365
instinctual (not reasoned)68.758126.7314
realistic (not ambitious)68.720327.449
guarded (not open)68.6102128.3354
salacious (not wholesome)68.642628.2123
wooden (not plastic)68.570326.942
clinical (not heartfelt)68.535629.612
snoops (not minds-own-business)68.497128.915
poisonous (not nurturing)68.342324.3154
fearmongering (not reassuring)68.338230.054
competitive (not cooperative)68.281228.2397
Russian (not French)68.219828.539
slow (not fast)68.112824.0374
jovial (not noble)68.126627.014
unambitious (not driven)68.04528.2341
historical (not modern)68.044624.3260
geriatric (not vibrant)68.014427.143
ferocious (not pacifist)67.974627.3423
vague (not precise)67.914425.6225
basic (not hipster)67.856329.1431
slugabed (not go-getter)67.85629.287
sloppy (not fussy)67.813335.317
disorganized (not self-disciplined)67.728428.9395
clumsy (not coordinated)67.732126.9411
practical (not imaginative)67.773128.4347
📉 (not 📈)67.710030.5140
often crying (not never cries)67.638230.537
trash (not treasure)67.517828.8146
realist (not idealist)67.446432.186
chortling (not giggling)67.464526.745
non-gamer (not gamer)67.469434.654
cynical (not gullible)67.478332.239
buffoon (not charmer)67.423627.811
💃 (not 🧕)67.380929.6186
lost (not enlightened)67.346730.362
feeler (not thinker)67.367222.216
angry (not good-humored)67.241826.8383
first-mate (not captain)67.260029.5363
prying (not unmeddlesome)67.294026.912
libertarian (not socialist)67.125330.7357
monochrome (not multicolored)67.145230.676
permanent (not transient)66.944928.5123
ludicrous (not sensible)66.837727.2376
secretive (not open-book)66.783329.751
kangaroo (not dolphin)66.633233.411
scrub (not legit)66.515328.1185
antagonist (not protagonist)66.527129.127
goth (not flower child)66.534230.642
master (not apprentice)66.492129.5151
chatty (not reserved)66.364628.2399
comedic (not dramatic)66.327127.756
cat person (not dog person)66.350631.844
can't-fix-anything (not handy)66.330728.816
pack rat (not minimalist)66.232928.9104
exaggerating (not factual)66.260830.460
capitalist (not communist)66.167329.915
🧢 (not 🎩)66.158935.1112
cliché (not original)66.036132.911
random (not pointed)65.923729.448
jealous (not opinionated)65.912334.337
things-person (not people-person)65.848032.417
cringing away (not welcoming experience)65.839431.811
cold (not warm)65.753624.8371
leisurely (not hurried)65.630328.4402
unfixable (not fixable)65.632831.359
foolish (not wise)65.442326.2409
masochistic (not pain-avoidant)65.436832.349
individualist (not communal)65.371830.476
straight (not queer)65.1117129.5162
incompetent (not competent)64.917527.2362
zebra (not lion)64.946727.516
monotone (not expressive)64.932431.949
intimate (not formal)64.856325.0154
loud (not quiet)64.773828.2408
short (not tall)64.744922.1440
subdued (not exuberant)64.733530.160
💀 (not 🎃)64.760034.260
bored (not interested)64.612627.543
close-minded (not open-minded)64.639128.9354
opinionated (not neutral)64.6147733.669
real (not fake)64.6124134.518
uncreative (not open to new experinces)64.323131.5338
efficient (not overprepared)64.386624.942
physical (not intellectual)64.144026.9422
blue (not red)64.061936.515
lumberjack (not mad-scientist)64.049622.312
arcane (not mainstream)63.964928.1318
indiscreet (not tactful)63.928431.9121
remote (not involved)63.712628.4333
enslaved (not emancipated)63.718230.0313
thin (not thick)63.777428.9251
direct (not roundabout)63.4105931.3357
entitled (not grateful)63.467730.153
creator (not consumer)63.479223.618
intense (not lighthearted)63.2106033.048
ignorant (not knowledgeable)63.227329.857
🥶 (not 🥵)63.238630.559
hard (not soft)63.180229.1380
hard-work (not natural-talent)63.086229.764
oxymoron (not tautology)63.037324.024
💩 (not 🌟)62.928130.6133
businesslike (not chivalrous)62.863430.263
fearful (not hopeful)62.836730.625
builder (not explorer)62.754525.2309
deviant (not average)62.689931.6262
unorthodox (not traditional)62.681932.462
punchable (not loveable)62.644532.267
goofy (not unfrivolous)62.655231.017
nerd (not jock)62.591728.3410
judgemental (not accepting)62.472232.4259
naughty (not nice)62.373520.511
receiving (not giving)62.251832.043
arrogant (not humble)62.183828.3406
unstirring (not quivering)62.1103431.416
artistic (not scientific)62.068424.2369
zany (not regular)61.981728.9125
conventional (not creative)61.855529.4377
careful (not brave)61.736725.7388
two-faced (not one-faced)61.748031.057
machiavellian (not transparent)61.763831.731
literary (not mathematical)61.587926.1304
envious (not prideful)61.513131.662
lazy (not diligent)61.414227.1367
real (not philosophical)61.498029.9286
loose (not tight)61.341430.250
exhibitionist (not bashful)61.389132.347
genocidal (not not genocidal)61.335932.238
distant (not touchy-feely)61.380928.964
gluttonous (not moderate)61.353120.720
racist (not egalitarian)61.219825.0115
🦇 (not 🐿)61.255934.2108
impulsive (not cautious)61.177031.0340
nonpolitical (not political)61.147430.9381
doer (not thinker)61.199630.061
evolutionist (not creationist)61.178032.314
👻 (not 🤖)61.068829.2123
flimsy (not sturdy)61.034429.547
whimsical (not rational)60.958427.2364
rigid (not flexible)60.979029.7330
romantic (not dispassionate)60.9115030.452
outsider (not insider)60.870135.0262
juvenile (not mature)60.864627.696
withdrawn (not outgoing)60.856223.818
sassy (not chill)60.8118428.417
straightforward (not cryptic)60.7111132.8383
resigned (not resistant)60.79832.4348
urban (not rural)60.7118230.9211
🥾 (not 👟)60.768033.7123
tardy (not on-time)60.646430.152
extreme (not moderate)60.5105630.2339
hard (not soft)60.587428.694
hedonist (not monastic)60.569131.783
😎 (not 🧐)60.583133.0119
reluctant (not eager)60.433329.724
submissive (not dominant)60.348430.5372
irreverent (not sincere)60.341232.714
authoritarian (not democratic)60.262031.5351
😬 (not 😏)60.249234.7106
long-winded (not concise)60.250626.537
strong identity (not social chameleon)60.2135228.121
winter (not summer)60.171831.230
works hard (not plays hard)60.0116028.2374
generalist (not specialist)59.827932.386
oblivious (not alert)59.843129.6112
blacksmith (not tailor)59.654729.835
stuttering (not rhythmic)59.531431.755
serious (not playful)59.4105228.3399
literal (not metaphorical)59.498932.7327
bad boy (not white knight)59.364226.034
realistic (not fantastical)59.295032.750
always down (not picky)59.243133.543
quirky (not predictable)59.273928.533
tiresome (not interesting)59.125429.0367
unfaithful (not devoted)59.121134.040
follower (not leader)59.155932.811
flirtatious (not prudish)59.088430.342
overthinker (not underthinker)59.0136137.112
Greek (not Roman)58.933432.435
villainous (not heroic)58.840822.4419
subjective (not objective)58.859532.065
dorky (not cool)58.868930.2111
wavering (not resolute)58.626129.0108
emotional (not unemotional)58.6130232.540
💪 (not 🧠)58.545926.6133
weakass (not badass)58.436332.847
empirical (not theoretical)58.374029.4305
wild (not tame)58.3106529.9342
reclusive (not social)58.369331.6178
🙅‍♂️ (not 🙋‍♂️)58.358834.2130
earth (not air)58.3109133.658
simple (not complicated)58.236432.6367
writer (not reader)58.268633.411
sensitive (not thick-skinned)58.169830.1375
down2earth (not head@clouds)58.091932.7377
uptight (not easy)57.9113827.316
repressed (not forward)57.947431.015
western (not eastern)57.7126433.5151
🤑 (not 🤠)57.761134.0115
dry (not moist)57.773532.544
bold (not shy)57.6163329.6418
vain (not demure)57.583530.2293
independent (not codependent)57.5116836.0381
traitorous (not loyal)57.435830.0423
introvert (not extrovert)57.466629.0401
soulless (not soulful)57.438930.082
city-slicker (not country-bumpkin)57.2128034.5133
cruel (not kind)56.745724.9361
🎨 (not 🏀)56.7115030.143
demanding (not unchallenging)56.6150635.953
methodical (not astonishing)56.5107328.6344
🤡 (not 👽)56.562234.7123
ADHD (not OCD)56.561934.145
hesitant (not decisive)56.343630.6384
experimental (not reliable)56.377032.145
pro (not noob)56.2145629.6126
shallow (not deep)56.249032.2164
🤔 (not 🤫)56.2104234.1121
pointless (not meaningful)56.128724.413
wolf (not bear)56.0108230.913
🤺 (not 🏌)55.9143331.1120
slow-talking (not fast-talking)55.953327.041
militaristic (not hippie)55.9113826.411
stoic (not expressive)55.770629.2373
animalistic (not human)55.740929.8367
conservative (not liberal)55.657831.999
fire (not water)55.6114434.956
purple (not orange)55.580931.5299
lenient (not strict)55.380729.3413
bossy (not meek)55.3136729.7385
grounded (not fantasy-prone)55.294532.618
deliberate (not spontaneous)55.0120231.2332
spicy (not mild)54.9121529.4335
quitter (not persistent)54.96735.1107
lover (not fighter)54.989730.453
conformist (not maverick)54.850934.715
suspicious (not awkward)54.6125334.4361
patriotic (not unpatriotic)54.6139630.4117
radical (not centrist)54.6101831.538
all-seeing (not blind)54.6104131.215
unambiguous (not mysterious)54.4102331.8398
circular (not linear)54.378629.836
sleepy (not frenzied)54.316928.760
princess (not queen)54.366833.226
obsessed (not aloof)54.2139131.9367
factual (not poetic)54.1111432.352
childlike (not parental)53.991927.617
funny (not humorless)53.8117330.3413
vulnerable (not armoured)53.864532.8324
passive (not assertive)53.847531.8321
classical (not avant-garde)53.7108331.664
English (not German)53.7182531.247
Pepsi (not Coke)53.768838.058
analytical (not intuitive)53.592729.515
sage (not whippersnapper)53.487834.348
private (not gregarious)53.3128531.7359
😜 (not 🤐)53.391430.7100
claustrophobic (not spelunker)53.359431.654
modest (not flamboyant)53.2108630.4441
hoarder (not unprepared)53.2124632.7278
workaholic (not slacker)53.2157431.695
unobservant (not perceptive)53.230629.954
Constant PDA (not Hates PDA)53.078334.714
foodie (not unenthusiastic about food)52.8114232.513
lawyerly (not engineerial)52.8114322.712
epic (not deep)52.795528.949
love shy (not cassanova)52.797034.112
playful (not shy)52.6147227.8367
experience-oriented (not goal-oriented)52.677836.916
chill (not offended)52.578631.854
believable (not poorly-written)52.5196230.654
unannoying (not annoying)52.595729.911
contrarian (not yes-man)52.4131231.833
insightful (not generic)52.4151630.116
hypochondriac (not stoic)52.371930.443
resourceful (not helpless)52.2173929.495
irrelevant (not important)52.227328.4222
introspective (not not introspective)52.2144032.3143
questioning (not believing)52.2135832.016
apologetic (not proud)52.237331.614
pretentious (not unassuming)52.1116832.3106
metrosexual (not macho)52.1127432.250
abstract (not concrete)51.880831.2125
sporty (not bookish)51.778725.7329
consistent (not variable)51.7128033.158
common sense (not analysis)51.680228.441
neurotypical (not autistic)51.5165630.6393
trusting (not charming)51.592125.9364
natural (not mechanical)51.4114335.914
no-nonsense (not dramatic)51.394834.4150
hunter (not gatherer)51.3113632.752
serious (not bold)51.292430.0405
'right-brained' (not 'left-brained')51.289428.7236
industrial (not domestic)51.1108130.481
triggered (not trolling)50.9149830.954
asexual (not sexual)50.166033.154
ranged (not melee)50.8130928.343
spontaneous (not scheduled)50.392231.6347

The lowest rating for any description in the table is 50.0 despite a 1 to 100 scale being used. This is because descriptions that had values lower than the midpoint were reversed. For example, a score of 1/100 for "hot (not cold)" is equivalent to a score of 100/100 for "cold (not hot)". This was done so that all the traits that are most distinctive for a character are at the top of the table.

Similar characters

The similarity between two characters can be calculated by taking the correlation between the lists of their traits. This produces a value from +1 to -1. With +1 implying that every trait one character is high on the other one is high on too, to an equal degree. And, -1 implying that if a character is high on specific trait, the other one is low on it. The 10 most and least similar characters to Moe Szyslak based on their crowd-sourced profiles are listed below with the correlation in parenthesis.

Most similar Least similar
  1. Larry Harvey (0.734)
  2. Nelson Muntz (0.728)
  3. Eric O'Bannon (0.721)
  4. Cypher (0.716)
  5. Brad Bellick (0.713)
  6. Gollum (0.707)
  7. George Costanza (0.703)
  8. Sid Phillips (0.689)
  9. Dennis Nedry (0.681)
  10. Merle Dixon (0.676)
  1. Maid Marian (-0.674)
  2. Nick Young (-0.662)
  3. Princess Celestia (-0.655)
  4. Sam Obisanya (-0.633)
  5. Sailor Venus (-0.631)
  6. Barbie (-0.626)
  7. Fleur Delacour (-0.625)
  8. Esme Cullen (-0.623)
  9. Alexis Castle (-0.623)
  10. Bo Peep (-0.618)

Personality types

Users who took the quiz were asked to self-identify their Myers-Briggs and Enneagram types. We can look at the average match scores of these different groups of users with Moe Szyslak to see what personality types people who describe themselves in ways similar to the way Moe Szyslak is described identify as.

Myers-Briggs Self-type Average match score with character Number of users
ISTP52.0%1950
INTP50.7%11992
ENTP49.0%5934
ESTP47.6%765
INTJ46.6%8827
ISFP46.1%1998
INFP45.1%23344
ISTJ45.1%1475
ENTJ42.8%2286
ESFP42.5%1202
ENFP41.7%10817
ESTJ40.8%547
INFJ40.3%12519
ISFJ38.3%1602
ENFJ36.4%3842
ESFJ35.9%592

Notes

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